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CHI:Eagles to interview Pat Shurmur & Adam Gase
NO:49ers to 'explore idea of hiring' Sean Payton
DET:Teryl Austin to interview with Fins & Browns
SF:Niners fire HC Jim Tomsula after 5-11 season
STL:Fisher: Todd Gurley sat out due to turf toe
CLE:Report: Manziel didn't show up to team Sunday
CLE:Browns promote Sashi Brown to replace Farmer
JAC:Report: Doug Marrone to interview with Browns
SEA:Baldwin's regular season line: 78/1,069/14
SEA:Russell Wilson, 'Hawks send message to NFC
CAR:Cam accounts for 4 TDs as Panthers whip Bucs
TB:Mike Evans ejected for arguing with officials
Woodson
Steelers
>>64675198
first for hawks
>>64675231
Sucks dicks
What is the injury update on Williams? Projected return timetable or out for playoffs?
Eagles 2016 hc Sean McDermott
Eagles 2016 oc Adam Gaze
>>64675244
We weren't talking about your mother, anon.
>>64675278
THICK
H
I
C
K
>aj mccarron is possibly going to have more playoff wins than andy dalton
>>64675233
suck
>>64675278
Why would Gase leave for another OC position
Good job, Vikings! Never doubted 'em for a second!
>>64675278
is part of her ball sack popping out?
Sneak's Official Post Week 17 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
Note that these do not reflect the overall season. The end of season rankings will be posted the Monday after the Super Bowl.
1. Panthers (+1)
2. Chiefs (+1)
3. Seahawks (+1)
4. Cardinals (-3)
5. Broncos
6. Patriots (-2)
7. Bengals (+2)
8. Vikings
9. Redskins (+1)
10. Steelers (+2)
11. Texans
12. Bills (+3)
13. Jets (-6)
14. Colts (+4)
15. Lions (+5)
16. Saints (+5)
17. Packers (-4)
18. Falcons (-4)
19. Raiders (-3)
20. Rams (-3)
21. Eagles (+3)
22. Giants (-3)
23. Bears (-1)
24. Dolphins (+4)
25. Bucs (-2)
26. 49ers (+4)
27. Ravens (-2)
28. Jaguars (-2)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (+1)
31. Browns (-2)
32. Titans
How will the Steelers disappoint me this year?
Blowout loss in the wild-card? Missed extra point in a close one? A run to the super-bowl to get BTFO? A late game AFCCG int? Some other way?
>>64675330
if the bungles had drafted swagman instead of dalton they'd already have a playoff win even if he turned out to be an ajbabby
>mfw the Raiders go 82-0 in the greatest football dynasty of all time starting next season
>>64675278
Adam Gase is going to be a head coach somewhere.
>>64675336
thats not even allowed
>>64675330
good, Dalton is a choking ginger faggot. About time the Bengals got a winner for a QB.
>>64675370
>being this apathetic when your franchise has a history of being successful and has won superbowls within your lifetime
Try being a Cardinals fan, fml.
>>64675370
losing to the Patriots again
>>64675198
STOP USING THIS FAGGY TEMPLATE AS THE PICTURE FOR NEW THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64675390
If he goes anywhere it'll be Indy. Most of the jobs are trash this year, Indy is very enticing, and thats only because Andrew Luck
>>64675392
I don't think there's a rule against it but teams can block their coaches from making lateral moves.
Or something like that.
I'm curious to see what the Pats can do with two weeks off
>>64675331
now that the regular season is officially over:
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
niners win 5-6 games
kaepernick improves his quality of play
at least we didn't get swept in the division
should have been a huge year for hyde
nobody is ever going to let you forget
>>64675478
wash brady's cuck leash
>>64675370
desu, I'm happy they made it in with all the injures and one of the toughest schedule in the leauge
>>64675458
>indy
that's probably the worst of all the jobs. grigson sucks shit and irsay an alcoholic, and te roster is shit up and down. Luck got exposed as a hypebabby, he's barely even better than stafford
>>64675458
>Indy is very enticing, and thats only because Andrew Luck
Aren't they keeping their GM? The GM who failed to build anything around Luck so far.
>>64675376
the niners really wanted dalton in the second round too, the bengals just nabbed him first. iirc trading up was involved.
>>64675481
Why would I be salty? the Ravens own the steelers. They BTFO of them twice this season
>>64675502
>packers would make the playoffs
>packers would win the division
>nothing
>everything
>don't get your hopes up, oh wait never mind lol
>>64675502
>bucs won 6 games
>defense significantly improves
>giggles, dirk koetter
>losing to teams like the rams and bears AGAIN
>"don't expect anything great"
What's it like to NOT be reigning NFC North Champ? I don't know that feel.
Can anybody give a legitimate reason why Cincy will lose other than "lol playoffs" meme? The entire team will be healthy(excluding dalton). This includes iloka and pacman, who were both injured back in week 14. That improves the secondary by alot when it comes to covering antonio brown. mccarron has experience and has been playing good ball. also note that that deangelo williams was hurt today during pittsburgh's game. That's going to hurt the steelers a lot if he doesnt play. Bengals have a very good chance of winning this game
>>64675502
>losing to johnny mansober
>top 5 draft pick
>the swagman experiment is finally, mercifully over
>the york family is never going to die
>don't get your hopes up
10 more hours left..
>>64675198
Fresh off the presses
>>64675519
Pretty much this. If they can manage to beat the Bungles again with no run game and our abysmal secondary I will cream my Mike Tomlin pajamas.
When the Vikings go one-and-done, the mods will have to ban me to stop me from spamming the results.
>>64675408
Losing to Jacksonville in 07
"Unleash Hell in December"
>Mendenhall
The 3:16 game
AB stepping out of bounds
Succop missing the kick when the refs missed the call
The shitshow that was Scobee
Losing Ben for 4 weeks when having him could've been the difference for a bye week
Losing Bell twice and his backup just in time for the playoffs
Losing to Mallet and having to be bailed out by Sexy Rexy and the Razors
The last draft class also sucked ass
This team has given me plenty to get my hopes up over, especially considering the how good they are right before. They are a slightly better version of the Bills. Looking good before imploding spectacularly
>>64675502
>Falcons will win more game than they did last season
>offense would actually be good
>Freeman has emerged as a top tier dual threat RB
>Matt Ryan and the offense's regression
>We still suck
>>64675502
>cutler is halfway decent
>willie young becomes useless in new system
>competitive in most of our games/beat packers on favres retirement day
>kevin white injury
>it'll be ok in the long run
>>64675502
>seahawks make the playoffs
>seahawks win the division
>Wilson's ascension
>the early season choking
>It's gonna be a wild ride
things we now know for a fact
>the eagles firing andy reid was the blunder of the century and they will never win an owl
>Trent Baalke is a fraud who created shit teams for Harbaugh, who made it work anyways, and he will never get things right in San Fran
>the Browns will never, ever be a functional team as long as Jimmy Haslam is the owner
>the Bears will never be able to get rid of Jay Cutler
>the Colts are a fucking joke of an organization
>Chip Kelly will move the Ducks to Tennessee
>>64675584
>I don't know that feel.
Do you have amnesia?
>>64675458
Indy is appealing because of Luck but it also has a shit ass GM.
>>64675632
You are so mad right now.
>>64675502
>Gore won't get 1000 yards
>Colts walk the division, Colts first round bye, Luck MVP etc etc etc
>Pagano and Grigson were exposed without Luck and we can start anew next year
>watching Hasselbeck die on the field every single week was just depressing, he reacted to some of the hits like id expect my Dad would
>don't make any bets with friends regarding the outcome of Colts @ Jags
>>64675502
Tannehill would start completing deep passes
The pass rush and run defense would be elite
They have at least 2 great receivers
A defense with Suh and vernon on it being 29th against the run
break out the helium
>>64675618
its amazing how consistent Tomlin is
every year i think "Tomlin is a hack"
and usually im btfo
>>64675665
>mad
About what? At worst we split each team in the division, have the easiest first-round matchup, and made the playoffs yet again. Nothing to be mad about.
>>64675502
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
That we would make the playoffs.
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
That this would be our last season as a Owl contender for a while. Between Marshawn aging and the defense regressing, I expected the team would need a year or two to rebuild and develop Wilson.
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
We turned a UFA into a possible replacement for Marshawn.
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Losing a billion games after leading at the beginning of the 4th quarter.
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
The first half of any football game is meaningless.
>>64675556
Meaningless games in the end. Enjoy that top 10 pick familia.
>make super bowl running on smiff's fumes after benching him
>3 years later you're on your 3rd coach and down to 4 of the players that made the super bowl
In how many years will it officially be the Smiff Curse?
>>64675502
>7-9
Woodson picking off every QB he plays at least once
The massive OL improvement
7-9, losing to Det, Chi, Min
Don't get your hopes up
>>64675502
>Williams being a great FA acquisition
>I thought Brown would regress simply due to the extra coverage on him
>The Defense came along better than most thought it would
>Injuries
>Ben goes full gunslinger
>>64675502
Jimmy Graham would be a questionable choice.
Seahawks would start the season strong.
We found a successor to Lynch in Rawls.
Might be Lynch's last season in Seattle.
You are right, it will get better.
>>64675535
>>64675547
>>64675663
I was assuming Grigson will be fired, and Maybe Irsay will have a stroke or a heart attack.
>>64675634
the steelers are cmpletely different from the bills any way look at it
>>64675502
>Seahawks
>Wilson would have a breakout year
>Lynch would run for 1500 yards
>Baldwin finally getting the praise he deserves
>The first half of the season
>Don't trade for Jimmy.
>>64675502
>Bengals would get to playoffs
>Andy Dalton would be trash all season
>He wasn't
>Marvin Lewis still being HC
>Don't draft Jeremy Hill in FF
and im just okay
>>64675502
>Julio would get monster stats in Shannahan's system and it would fix the run game
>that the offense Shannahan would bring to Atlanta would be effective overall
>Freeman being based, Julio being based, both of them making this team watchable
>MATT RYAN RUNNING A GODDAMN READ OPTION PLAY AFTER RUNNING A BOOTLEG ON 2ND AND LONG REEEEEEEEEEE
>draft Freeman in all your fantasy leagues, and don't invest your heart into much this season
>>64675502
>vikings
>we would make the playoffs
>we would be a wild card
>their success gave me and my dad a reason to talk again
>we lost to the 49s
>dont bother drafting mike wallace
>>64675726
it's been the mooch curse since 2003 bruh
>you now remember rattay, troy smith, cody pickett, drunkenmiller, trent dilfer etc
>>64675741
I don't know why you would assume that when the only news we got was that he wouldn't be fired.
>>64675708
>>64675648
honestly I don't even want to get rid of Cutler, unless we somehow got a chance to draft a stud. There's no one who will ever be better that would be available via trade/FA
>>64675697
>this much damage control
Kek. Stay mad NFCN losers.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Vikings fans are fucking obnoxious, holy shit
How awesome will it be when Goodell has to hand Brady the Lombardi trophy?
>4th straight year leading the NFL in points allowed
Daily reminder that we are witnessing the best defense in the history of football.
>>64675818
>hardly any bants
>ZOMG! Worst fans in the league! >:(
And /sp/ has shown how damaged their anus has become.
>>64675813
THE COPYPASTA CAME TRUE
>>64675502
haha I was all on the koolaid and was wrong
cobb being top 10
jame jones
lel it all comes tumbling down
dont trust adams so much so early . if before preseason I would try to prevent the Jordy injury
>>64675821
you played the rams, 49ers, and jimmy clausen twice. calm down
>Puckers
>Can't even win at home
>SD is 0-6 in the division
Holy shit
>>64675901
>All those season ticket holders witnessing losing to the Lions for the first time in 24 years, losing to the Bears on Favre night (Thanksgiving) and losing the NFC North Title to the Vikings
Tip. Top. Kek.
MAKE THE CHIEFS GREAT AGAIN
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
OFFICIAL SIGN UPS FOR
FUCK THE MEME TEAMS COALITION (CHIEFS&VIKINGS)
REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU ARE AGAINST THESE TEAMS WINNING IN THE PLAYOFFS
CURRENT OFFICIAL MEMBERS
OAKLAND/LOS ANGELES RAIDERS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
DETROIT LIONS
CHICAGO BEARS
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
>>64675777
THE SCHEME OF MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64675937
>Raidnigger
>calling anyone a meme
>>64675930
it's going to be historic when this mad man shatters Dalton post season record of (0-4) for 1tds and 6 ints
I see him going (2-1) 6 tds and 2 ints
go chiefs
teddy teddy teddy teddy
Steelers Seahawks would be the best owl.
So I'm rooting for that I guess...
>tfw no playoffs
>>64675937
>another losing season
wew lad, how many is that now? I've lost count
>>64675856
>l-leave us alone!
>hardly any bantz
You fags are clogging up the entire front page because you beat a dumpster fire Packers team and squeaked out a division win. You're going to get blown out next week, I hope you know this.
>>64675939
This offense would've been fucking great for the Falcons maybe in 2004 I swear
>>64675980
>not Vikings Bengals
>64675502
Packers
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
Playoffs
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
Lacy would be good
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
Beat Seattle
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Jordy getting hurt
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
Being undefeated early means nothing
>>64675968
He looks so happy to be dragged to the ground by big, strong black men
>>64675995
How booty blasted would /sp/ become if the Vikings beat the Pats in the owl?
>>64675937
I have nothing against the Raiders, but piss off. They're in it. You're not this year. You deal with that.
>>64676017
not at all because everyone hates the pats
t. pats hater
>mfw Pats or Seahawks win
>>64676011
BIG
BLACK
PASSRUSHERS
>>64676017
10/10
Luckily, neither the queens or puckers are making it past the first round
>>64675997
Warrick Dunn would've been his usual great self and Vick would've been able to run the meme action well.
Why Shanahan has Matt expose the weakest part of his game every week makes no sense to me.
>>64676011
He's used to looking up from the floor at black men with third legs
>>64676017
I could sustain myself in that glory for years to come
>>64675624
At least Zimmer takes care of business. Fat lard McCarthy just let snot sit under his nose for all 4 quarters.
Patricians take care of business.
>>64675502
Chiefs
1. They would make the playoffs and Alex Smith would have a career-year (thank you based chiefs copypasta)
2. Jamaal Charles would put up 1,000+/10+TDs/5.0+YPC
3. Berry coming back, 10-game winning streak, West/Ware sufficiently replacing Charles' production, Alex Smith consistently throwing downfield.
4. Starting 1-5 and Jamaal tearing his ACL
5. The Royals postseason meme magic will rub off on the Chiefs and catapult them to a playoff berth
>>64675624
why is he so fucking goat? everything this man does is pure gold tbqh
>>64676038
>tfw they're both my teams
>>64676049
>he thinks the Vikings won't advance to the Super Bowl
Stay mad eternal bottom dweller.
If Houston beats KC, would /sp/ survive?
>>64676089
>eternal bottom dweller
That's the Bears senpai
It amazes me how many people do not understand how seeding works
Like jesus fucking christ you post on a sports board on a mongolian looming site. You'd think you'd know how the playoffs fucking work
>>64676072
who /sea-pats broship/ here?
> TFW Alex Smith wins the owl in his former team's stadium
Could there be a bigger cūcking, /nfl/?
>>64676051
>hey, I've got an idea
>let's take the lanky QB with good accuracy in the pocket
>then make him run OUT of the pocket
>then make defense guess weather he's running with the ball, or if the RB is running the ball
>nobody will ever figure that shit out
>dimitrioff probably still in atlanta next year
>>64676109
>W-we lost on purpose so we wouldn't play the Seahawks
>>64676072
>tfw I have no team in the playoffs
>>64676099
>KC fans after the Broncos won by fumble
Easily will be the best day of the year
>>64676125
What?
Go fucking look at this thread >>64674811 and see how many people don;t understand that high seed plays low seed
>>64676122
All the meanwhile the Niners are a dumpster fire
It'd be hilarious
>>64676109
that and they fucking drill it into you if you're actually watching the game. they probably mention it two-dozen times over the course of the game
>>64676059
Royals
>>64676099
If KC beats Houston, will /sp/ survive?
The chifs copypasta cannot be denied. The Chiefs will win a playoff game this year, is Houston will be their first sacrifice on KC's way to shitposting this board into eternal oblivion
vote lil niggas
http://strawpoll.me/6446196
>your team
>positions you hope your team drafts in the first 3 rounds
>your draftfu
>>64676144
Oh, you just sounded like a bootyblasted puckers fan
>>64676123
he should've stayed in cleveland, it would've been a perfect match
>>64676180
>Captcha
Nope
>>64676182
>Vikings
>WR, G, S
>the wide receiver from Ohio State
>>64676184
Nah
I'm a realistic Packers fan who knows that they were going to get killed by no matter who they play though.
>>64676124
I'm honestly okay with this, his first round picks have been good as of late, and this recent draft was pretty good really.
I know many people will disagree, but Dimitroff is a solid GM and he's not the problem. The salary cap is always in great shape, they usually nail the first round.
Wew
Finally I cannout everything that happened in the season behind. The Belichick is smart enough to know all the mistakes and try to make his team do their best at fixing those issues. I feel good about this.
Every player just needs to get their head in the game, especially fucking LaFell and Special Teams.
>>64675502
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
Bet Texans over 8.5 wins simply because /sp/ en masse took the under. Pro tip: betting opposite of /sp/ on win totals is huge profit every season. So thanks idiots.
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
Said Mallett would be better than Hoyer
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
DeAndre's emergence
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Aging Foster, inconsistency at QB.
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
Forever 8-8
>>64676099
/sp/ cannot survive KC sports fans
>>64675502
>Steelers
>Defensive line making a step up
>Secondary stepping up
>Going over .500
>Bell getting hurt
>Williams performing so well will last.
>>64676182
>Steelers
>CB, S, TE or HB
>Cravens/Ramsey
>>64676182
>burrs
>CB, ILB, S
>I don't follow the draft this far out
>>64676182
it must suck to be thinking about the draft already
>>64676182
Chiefs
OT, LB, WR
Nelson Spruce
>Hoyer the Destroyer will lead a playoff team in your lifetime
Feels good man
going to sleep
working on this in the morning :^)
>>64676229
Yeah I'm inclined to agree with you. I'm just hoping it was the previous coaching staff's inability to develop young talent outside of the obviously good players taken in the first round.
Dimitrioff picking Trufant Julio and Beasley don't really impress me as they were the best available players at a huge position of need.
His picks in the later rounds seem to have gotten better but we may not really know for a few years.
I'm just gonna hope it was the previous coaches that weren't doing a good enough job of molding talent. There's got to be a lot of moves again this offseason with Dan Quinn trying to find more of his guys.
You think they go ILB with #17?
>>64676229
>Vic Beasley
>Good
>>64676292
I love the draft and would give up watching a week of games to watch the draft
>>64675198
da pant hurrs
>>64676259
>forever 8-8
Nigga we went 9-7. The Cowboys are the new 8-8s.
who /readytoshitpostnextweek/ here
wew lad
>>64676229
FOOTBALL
bringing home another owl to the roost
>>64675502
>Jeremy Maclin would catch for 1,000+
>Chiefs would win division
>Eric Berry was able to return from cancer treatment and still get a Pro Bowl nod
>Losing Jamaal Charles and DeAnthony Thomas. Also Dee Ford is kind of a bust
>don't lose hope. I mean, even if I could tell my past self that the Chiefs would go from 1-5 to clinching a playoff spot I wouldnt do it. I'd let myself experience the ride again
Overall it's been a good season. Icing on the cake would be a playoff win. Don't even care what happens after that.
Good luck to all your teams in the 'offs, /sp/
>>64676182
>WR, RT, CB
>Cody Kessler
>>64675502
>We would make the playoffs
>The O-line wouldn't be utter trash
>Osweiler is not terrible and will eventually make a fine quarterback
>Watching Manning struggle for the first half of the season. Watching his redemption this afternoon was glorious.
>Don't worry about the QB situation.
>>64676407
ayy senpai. hope you can get past andy reid's playoff mode to give smeth a happy playoff ending for once.
>tfw the packers have 4 of these and the vikings have 0 (zero)
Z E R O
E
R
O
>>64676182
Falcons
Center, DE, and WR.
Shaq Lawson. By far my favorite DE right now besides Bosa. I also really like Pharoh Cooper and Tyler Boyd.
>>64675502
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
Our defense would blaze the trail for our team this year and set the tone for the season
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
We would be fighting for third place in the division, and Patterson would emerge as the go-to WR
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
Bridgewater didn't harm the team as much add I feared he would. More than that, AD stayed healthy the entire year
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
They haven't shown they can beat good teams consistently
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
There is hope for the coming few seasons from coaching down to the players. They can finally challenge the puckers for the division
>>64676182
Raiders
S, CB, RB
Darian Thompson
im still depressed and will be for the next two months
>>64675502
>Cam would do better
>We would end up 8-8 at best
>The win streak
>The non-existant pass rush
>15-1
>>64676422
>barely beating the chargers at home is redemption
>>64676443
>no football for 6 months
>>64676431
>tfw the Vikings have the highest record in the NFC North
>tfw most division titles
>>64675502
>Panthers
This was going to be a breakout year, with 11+ wins
They were going to lose at least 3 games in the 4-game stretch of @SEA, PHI, IND, & GB
Continued development from Funchess
Benjamin's knee :'(
Cam is going to unironically be an MVP candidate
>mfw Vegas has Washington favored over Green Bay
Bengals are da bomb
>>64675502
>Ameer Abdullah wasn't going to be anything special
>Cutting Raiola wasn't going to hurt the O-Line
>JIM BOB COOTER
>DeAndre Levy's fucking hip
>Don't wake up early to watch the London game
>>64676463
Fuck that shit. I'm happy there's no football. I don't have to have my Sundays suck dick anymore because I get too emotionally invested with my team.
>>64676431
>Even Green Rei's a faggot
I thought you were alright man, why did you have to play me like that
>>64676479
Redskins are screaming trap game
>>64676443
jets?
honestly sucks, fitz, revis and decker are cool and I dont really dislike marshal
>>64676472
>muh devision titles
>not doing a thing with them
haha
>>64676472
How many superb owls though anon?
>>64676479
>Ever betting against Captain Kirk in Washington
>2000 was 16 years ago
where does the time go?
>>64676479
Why do people think GB is actually still good? Their offense is literal trash.
>>64676504
>Millenials will be legal posters in 2 years
>>64676509
people don't think that
they just also think the redskins aren't good, which is fair
> TFW we get a Super Bowl 1 rematch
:3
>>64675198
>Firing Tomshula
Ight he might not have seemed like the ideal candidate but York basically gave him shit to deal with. Not even the Emperor with Brady could make it work.
Showing up to work in my Jim Harbaugh 49er costume tomorrow. Sweet justice.
>>64676497
7 incoming.
>tfw none of the 3 teams you root for end up winning the owl
>>64675502
> Gore would be useful. Dorsett would be useless. Defense would still be the same. Pagano would be fired after the Pats shit.
> Tfwnosb tfwnomvp
> Greg Toler getting cut (I pray), Grigson getting the shit he deserved, Hasselbeck and all the back ups who fought, DQ and Mike Adams being the leaders.
> this fucking season of course.
> You
>Ed Werder @Edwerderespn 11m11 minutes ago
>#Seahawks @DangeRussWilson and @DougBaldwinJr finished with 80.4 completion pct - highest for #NFL QB-WR combo in 10 years.
>There are people ITT right now who think the Seahawks can win in Charlotte
o im laffin
>>64676494
im just erin and everyone already knows im a faggot
no homo
>>64676509
they arnt but momentum is somewhat a meme and GB still has some pieces that can win games if they get gud
probably wont happen though
50/50 @ Washington imo
>>64676523
fingers crossed
>>64676509
You got me bruh. I look forward to watching that game next weekend
Wait, did Suh destroy Brady's legs?
>>64676557
>tfw Doug Balwin is somehow elite
>>64676566
>There are people in the world right now who think the Panthers didnt benefit from a cake schedule
>>64676517
But the Redskins have looked far better to finish the season than the Packers. If not for a miracle hail mary, Packers are at 9-7 with some terrible losses.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised one bit if the Redskins beat the Packers.
>yfw da skins win a playoff game
Vikings Pats Owl when?
>>64676504
Brock Vereen is on our practice squad
We could've had both of em ;_;
>>64676496
yep
fucking hurts knowing that if we don't go full fucking awful against buffalo we go to the playoffs and if played smart in both where the one seed
Gather round, /nfl/! It is time to crown a new elite QB! Young Russell Wilson, once thought to be a game managing cuck, has finally entered elitehood. He has set the Seahawks franchise record for passing yards and touch downs. He has been to two Superbowls and has a ring. His 2015 was simply stupendous. No Marshawn Lynch. No Jimmy Graham. Behind the worst offensive line in the league. Everyone now must acknowledge him as an elite level quarterback.
>>64675502
>Firing harbaugh was a mistake/Tomsula was a brainless rat and wouldn't reach 6 wins/Nobody wants to play for this shitty organization
>The 49ers would lose 14 games
>Tomsula was fired
>Baalke was not fired/Kaepernick was made a scapegoat
>Watch more RedZone
>>64676630
>worst offensive line
nope, im pretty sure that belongs to the lions
>>64676603
>>64676597
>There are people in this universe right now who don't remember the Panthers are 11-0 in their last 11 home games
>>64676598
true but even the redskins at their best have been nothing like green bay at it's best
if green bay half shows up saturday/sunday they should win
behold
>>64676660
Chargers have a good argument too.
>>64676485
What do you think of this matchup pham? I don't think I'd be able to take all the memes if we had another 1st round exit
>>64675972
>that much ketchup on a burger
Dropped
>>64676706
tbqh I think we've got a good shot at winning. They just need to play disciplined football, emotions will be running high
>>64675502
>Joe Thomas makes the pro bowl
>Everything. Johnny Manziel would become elite, the Browns would have an elite defense, Dwayne Bowe would be the teams leading receiver, and they would get a wildcard spot.
>Firing of Pettine and Farmer, Gary Barnidge having an elite season
>lol everything
>it's going to be like every other year, but worse than last year, don't kid yourself
>Joe Flacco's face when this time next year we will all be talking about how unbeatable the Baltimore football Ravens look
>When you were going to ask where Dalton is but then you remember that he is injured after getting a shovel pass intercepted and run back for a touchdown
>>64675612
3/10
>>64676639
7/10
>>64676723
5/10
>>64676697
10/10
>>64676747
>run back for a touchdown
anon
>>64676734
Didn't Flacco tear his ACL?
Wouldn't that mean he wouldn't be ready to play until November or something?
>>64676734
>yfw Ramsey and Hargreaves both go Top 5 and Ozzie can't draft a GOAT DB
>>64676749
Samefag
>>64676749
>rating your own shitty OC
>>64675502
Chandler Jones was overrated
Whatshisname other 2 year injured rb we cut in april, I was right about the intention
We lost before the playoffs
Brady never got a chance to btfo league (yet)
I'd tell myself I'd be right about 90% of my autism, fuck myself hard laughing and to shitpost the living fuck out of ratbird fans theyd miss the playoffs ( which I said could happen anyways ).
>>64676660
Chargers m8
>>64676770
well duh
>>64676749
>tagging your own meme and calling it 10/10
Man you almost made me want the Bengals to lose next weekend.
>>64676764
9-12 month recovery time, so, maybe
>>64676773
>>64676782
lel
>>64676697
>>64676749
What is it with bungles trips and loloops samefagging.
>>64676798
>implying it was an accident
I never take my trip off BB
>>64676725
I think their chances will greatly depend on how much nigging out and headhunting is in this game. Hopefully after last game Lewis and Tomlin will make an effort to reel in their teams and keep them from trying to kill each other
Worked all day. Am I too late to
>Cards
post?
>>64675502
>Chiefs
>Jeremy Maclin getting 900+YDs ,5+TDs
>Jamaal Charles confirming that he is the best RB in the game and will will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, performing godly and putting up he will put up 1,000+YDs, 10+TDs, 5.0+YPC
>Alex Smith finally got his confidence back
>the front seven played softer than I expected, especially considering Houston was the 2014 sack leader
Get ready for history
>your team
>if your team isn't in the playoffs, team you're rooting for
>owl matchup you'd like to see
>owl matchup you absolutely don't want to see
I'll start
>49ers
>Texans, Pats, or Redskins desu
>Pats/Packers, Pats/Cardinals, Texans/Vikings, Texans/Redskins
>Seahawks and Steelers, also Packers/Chiefs because /sp/ would implode
>>64676808
The game is going to be decided by who gets less Unsportsmanlike Penalties
>>64676820
>Bengals
>N/A
>Bengals/Panthers
>Broncos/Seahawks
>>64676800
Post ass
>>64676812
>implying they weren't seeing how bad it could get before the playoffs
Seashits played right into their hands.
>>64676826
g-gay
If we still had hoyer would we have gotten a wildcard spot?
>>64676820
>Puckers
>if >we lose to Washington I want them to win the Owl
>Packers/Steelers
>Seahawks or Panthers/Patriots or Broncos
>>64676844
The Browns have way more problems than just at QB
>>64676820
Pats
Cards
Pats/Cardinals, Bengals/Cardinals, Chiefs/Seacucks
Panthers/anyone
Bengals
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
Eifert having a breakout year
>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
We would have a good running offense
>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
Geno Atkins is back to being elite as fuck
>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Jeremy Hill being a useless piece of shit.
>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
Starting hot means jack shit
>>64676820
1. Chiefs
2. I root for the Packers whenever the Chiefs aren't in the playoffs (Kansas loves you, Jordy)
3. Chiefs vs. Packers
4. Texans vs. Redskins (both shit teams)
>>64675502
Raiders
>>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
carr improves , he did
>>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
Raiders go 6-10 , 7-9
>>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
Amerson , AC/DC actually happened , Mack improved greatly
>>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Our secondary was not improved and it showed
>>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
TYBC
>>64675198
5 million hours in photoshop
>>64676859
>newtrip
>>64675502
>Puckers
>Vikings will probably knock us off
>Davante Adams would get 900-1000 yds in place of Jordy Nelson
>Rodgers hail mary against Detroit, maximum keks. also playoffs
>the fact that GB unironically lost to Chicago, Detroit, and Minnesota all at home
>"Mild disappointment awaits. Also don't draft Lacy in the first round you fucking mongoloid."
>>64676844
If you had paid any attention at all you would have seen that the QB position was not the problem at all. McCown played well and Johnny did okay also. The rest of the team regressed so far back into their mothers vaginas that it didn't matter who was playing QB they weren't winning anything that mattered
Payton to niners
>>64675502
>Brees still got it
>10-6 or better
>Anthony, Kikaha and Breaux
>Injuries to Robinson, Ingram
>Dont get your hopes up, the D still sucks.
>>64676844
I'm afraid not friend. The problem begins with the front office, Farmer being a part of it. The fix had to start there. Hope for a good replacement GM
>>64676887
>i only suck muh old trip massah's dick
embarrassing
>>64676926
any trip is awful that's why it's bad to have any new ones
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64676820
>naners
>probably the skins just to drink delicious overflowing tumblr tears
>steelers/cards madden 16 introb owl, chiefs/skins for reasons just mentioned and also for smeth
>any matchup that involves the us12s winning
>>64676909
Officially?
>>64676909
what no, thats a good move, what is going on here, is yorke still in charge
I'm just saying you could do better
Wait so what is this I hear about Harbaugh wanting to leave the Ravens? Why does he want to do that?
>>64676982
BIG
Are the 49ers cursed forever now?
non-divisional opponents for 2016
HOME: Jets, Patriots, Buccaneers, Saints, Cowboys
AWAY: Bills, Dolphins, Falcons, Panthers, Bears
>you now remember that bill belichick is 0-1 against colin kaepernick
>>64676977
york is still in charge, and it is a good move, therefore it will never happen and if it does baalke will sabotage it
>>64676820
>Steelers
>Memes
>Steelers vs Cards
>Broncos vs Seahawks
>>64675502
>>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were right
Romo would get hurt. Cards would get a top 3 seed. Niners would suck dick. Giants would choke a playoff spot. Chip Kelly would get fired
>>something about your team that you predicted before the season, and you were wrong
Cowboys going into the playoffs. Probably could have if it wasn't for injuries. Broncos sucking.
>>something that happened with your team this season that you are thankful for
I have no clue. I guess Romo getting hurt to expose the cowboys.
>>something that happened with your team this season that upsets you
Carolina didn't go perfect. Cards didn't go perfect. Seahawks made the playoffs
>>something about your team's season that you would tell yourself from before the season based on what you know now
asdfsadf
>>64677000
Tell me have you heard that lately?
Saints apparently would want at least a 2nd round pick for letting Sean Payton go. Which teams are desperate enough to give that up?
>>64676824
Which good players gets injured this game? Will it be Brown, Ben, Burfict, or someone else?
Who would /sp/ take
Tony romo or a 75 year old granny
Demarco Murray or a crack addict
Obj or odb
Mike Evans or A man da Todd
Dez Bryant or Alexis Texas
Eric Ebron or a turnstile
Charles Clay or my cock
>>64677019
clots
they'd lose another wide receiver anyway
>tfw not a histrionic fag that gets unreasonably upset over every eventuality
>>64677019
>>64677019
>Which teams are desperate enough to give that up?
Many. Browns would. Chargers would. Niners would. Its a decent exchange tbqh
>>64676820
>Seahawks
>Panthers or Chiefs
>Seahawks/Steelers or Seahawks/Patriots
>Anything without the Seahawks, Anything with the Cardinals
>>64677026
Alexis Texas
I'll bite.
Chris Sprow
@SprowESPN
Russell Wilson: first player in NFL history w/ 4,000 Pass yds, 30 passing TDs and 500 rushing yards. Per @ESPNStatsInfo
When are you faggots finally going to recognize him
>>64675502
Browns
1. I said they were going to be substandard, miss the playoffs, and it was just going to be another down year.
2. I thought they were going to be 6-10, probably be watchable at least. I knew it was a tough schedule and we'd have problems on offense. I never imagined this.
3. God......I guess Barnidge was a positive on the year. I didn't expect him to stand out so much.
4. They were so fucking terrible. Every game was an absolute nightmare ans the games we did win were all over equally shitty teams. There's basically no hope for the near future.
5. It somehow got worse.
This sucks, lads.
> moje lice kada su "ljudi" zaista mislim da je ekipa sa najboljom odbranom i top 10 prekršaja u NFL će propustiti plej ove sezone
> Aleks Smit (objektivno i statistički top 15 KB, nije ni sporno)
> Jamaal Charles (najbolje DB u igri ko će biti 100% zdrava, za razliku od celini prošle godine, on će staviti do 1.000 + ids / 10 + TD / 5.0 .NET CLR,)
> Trevis Kelce (top 3 TE već i dešava u ovoj sezoni će biti u potpunosti oporavio od operacije kolena pre 2 offseasons, 1000 + ids / 7 + TDS)
> Džejms O'Shaughnessi (bukvalno Trevis Kelce-klon)
> Džeremi Maclin (Top 15 VR 900 + ids / 5 + TDS)
> Kris Konli (belac zarobljena u telu crnu, jedan od najpametnijih igrača u fudbalu, elitne measurables, neverovatno naopako)
> DAT (jedan od najbržih i najviše eksplozivnih igrača u fudbalu)
> Entoni Šerman (najbolje BB u NFL)
> Najbolja dodavanje žurba u NFL
> Najbolja LB Corp u NFL
> Najbolji sekundarni u AFC
> Top 5 D-line
Izuzev glavne povrede ključnih igrača, bukvalno ne postoji način načelnicima nedostaje plej-ofu ove sezone
Čelnici plejof pobeda suša završava u 2015-2016
Vi ne možete dokazati me krivo
Cap it
>>64677060
After today I accept that he is good. Still hate him and his team but I can accept he is good
>>64677031
I like it
>>64677018
Heard what
>>64677060
>First player with [insert arbitrary stats] stats
>worth anything
lmao
But he did have a great year tbqh
>>64677074
I'm just saying you could do better
>>64677085
>Bungholes fan
>Talking shit about any QB
Your fucking QB is the picture of mediocrity you dumb ginger freak.
1 and 15, ball on the 1, 2:00 left, down 3
Who do call on and why?
>>64677060
at this point everyone accepts he is elite
>>64677088
Like this
>>64677095
0/10
>>64676820
>Panthers
>If not the Panthers, I wanna see some dank Chiefposting
>Panthers v Patriots 2.0
>Seahawks v Broncos 2.0
>>64677026
>Granny or Romo
Granny knows way more about the game and has experience
>Murray or Addict
Addict to annoy the other team
>OBJ or ODB
OBJ because he's a thug nigger
>Evans or Todd
A manda Todd to kill their children
>Dez or Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas to distract them by fucking
>Ebron or turnstile
A turnstile to stop the run
>Clay or Cock
Your cock to distract Rodgers
Who /1st/ overall here?
Who also /bosa/ here?
>>64677060
peyton manning is the first HOF qb to throw for exactly 69 yards after missing 2 months and in the game immediately after he sets the all-time yardage record
>>64677113
who /no 1st round pick/ here?
>>64677113
This nigga has albums on IMG SRC, /b/ found em
>>64677102
>Average of 14 INTs a year
top lel
>>64677098
I'll stop hating
Only if you make me
>>64677025
Hopefully your piece of shit players don't go headhunting again. The Bengals only have one headhunter
>>64677113
>Bosa wasting his career on the Titans
I've heard some hilarious stories about his sexual adventures
>>64677060
passing records arent impressive anymore because of WR gloves, especially when the passing yards portion is only 4k. It's not even 5k combined yards
>>64677126
>IMG SRC
What's that?
>>64677137
Tell them
>>64677113
You're getting Tunsil you fag
>>64677113
>Not picking Tunsil so Memeiota can actually play 16 games a season
>>64677140
4K is pretty good though for a QB who plays primarily as a scrambler/rusher desu. I'd be more likely to agree if Seattle's oline wasn't letting the other team through right at the snap. It's the entire reason the Rams shit all over them every time despite being terrible.
>>64677137
>wasting career on Titans
They're not that bad with Mariota, plus with an actual run stopper or runner they're playoff bound with the division they're in
>>64677154
I've got a friend of a friend who got fucked by Bosa. Afterwards, she tried to sleep in his bed with him and he kicked her off. He fucked her and made her sleep on the floor, lmao
>>64677164
3-13
I don't know what's going on anymore
>>64677130
He was less than a block from Deane's office when it hit,
the sudden cellular awareness that someone was on his ass,
and very close.
The cultivation of a certain tame paranoia was something
Case took for granted. The trick lay in not letting it get out of
control. But that could be quite a trick, behind a stack of
octagons. He fought the adrenaline surge and composed his
narrow features in a mask of bored vacancy, pretending to let
the crowd carry him along. When he saw a darkened display
window, he managed to pause by it. The place was a surgical
boutique, closed for renovations. With his hands in the pockets
of his jacket, he stared through the glass at a flat lozenge of
vatgrown flesh that lay on a carved pedestal of imitation jade.
The color of its skin reminded him of Zone's whores; it was
tattooed with a luminous digital display wired to a subcutaneous
chip. Why bother with the surgery, he found himself thinking,
while sweat coursed down his ribs, when you could just carry
the thing around in your pocket?
Without moving his head, he raised his eyes and studied
the reflection of the passing crowd.
There.
Behind sailors in short-sleeved khaki. Dark hair, mirrored
glasses, dark clothing, slender...
And gone.
Then Case was running, bent low, dodging between bodies.
>captcha: mapleleaf
>>64677154
>black offensive tackles ever
No, black offensive tackles do not play well in the NFL, it's a fact.
>mfw someone said that Sam Hunt was country near me
EDP for HC for Eagles?
>>64677186
Pedobutt is correct
Cannon is shit.
>>64677186
Andre Smith has been pretty good
>>64677168
Based
I wonder just how easy it is for those guys to get pussy
>>64677177
Are you drunk right now?
>>64677186
>Tyron Smith
>Dniggershaw Ferguson
>Duane Brown
>Walter Jones back in the day
Etc
You're retarded
chicken parm is the perfect metaphor for how I feel about Peyton Manning
>>64675198
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>>64677200
Love me again
>>64677186
The greatest OT ever is black you retard.
I did the thing.
To be honest, most of these I did for fun. I'm only actively cheering against Seattle and NE. I'll value any other champion.
>>64677186
Yeah, Jon Ogden, Walter Jones and Walter Pace all were a shit
>>64677186
Art Shell
Lincoln Kennedy
Duane Brown
Walter Jones
The raiders Ts in general
>>64677200
>Walter Jones
>back in the day
nigga it was just in the 2000s
>>64677196
It's that or one of those white players that dominates every year he's in the league until he retires like Watt or Kuechley
You never fucking pass on a 1st round white defensive player
Never
>>64677215
I know you still think about the times we had.
>>64677217
He's Latino actually
>>64677221
>tfw canadians will never stop being disgusting bandwagoners
feels amazing breh
>>64677226
>>64677227
>all you faggots leaving off the GOAT, Jon Ogden
>>64677236
Walter Jones > Anthony Munoz
>>64677227
Yeah but he's retired now
>>64677250
Eh
Debatable
>>64677212
>counting pre-owl championships
Coach Harbaugh Verified account
@CoachJim4UM
Do not be deceived. You will reap what you sow.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>64677217
Munoz isn't black
Hey Bengals fans !
Tim Krumrie
>>64677249
The best OTs of the 2000s go like this
1. Walter Jones
2. Jonathan Ogden
3. Orlando Pace
>>64677269
Bruce Matthews is very white also
I wish I could get mad over the Packers losing the division, but I can't. I'm just.... meh. It's been a long time coming, after the Packers somehow won it back in 2013 over the Bears.
At least we'll get to give Cousins's first playoff win.
>>64677186
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
>>64677273
'no'
>>64677284
Bruce Matthews was also a guard and a child molester
>>64677286
>>64677137
The headhunting will doom both teams. Actually, the way this team likes to get my hopes up before rushing them, I predict that Brown will score, front flip, and get a serious injury. Ruining any chance at a playoff run.
>>64677273
>Walter Jones does not have a ring
>but JR Sweezy does
>>64677063
>Serbian
Chiefsfag confirmed for true fag
You now remember Brock Osweiler getting benched for Peyton Manning
>>64677236
Remember laying in the open fields, swinging your bbc releasing mating scent in the air? We met underneath that big tree.
>>64677273
Nowadays there's no competition. It's just Joe Thomas every year.
>>64677299
would kek heartily
>>64677290
>>64677276
>>64677273
In all seriousness, Walter Jones was the GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-BSrVsRDs
that's a multiple pro bowler he just made his bitch
>>64677301
It aint easy
bein Sweezy
>>64677316
>Laughing at another players injury
>>64677305
Pretty sure it was Plaxico Mayowa
>>64677326
If he did a front flip and celebration and hurt himself, It would be wrong to not laugh at him
>>64677227
most posters on /sp/ nowadays were born between 1995 - 2000 the 2000s are consider "back in the day" to them
>>64677316
Meh, you're being edgy so heres you're reply
>>64677332
>not Putin mootin
Jets
>>64677295
Bruce Matthews was clearly not a child molester or a guard, you're thinking of Munchak for the guard
>>64677286
the game was pretty shit and it sucks to lose but they did okay in the 4th and in the end the seeding and home field didnt really matter
dont whine until the packers actually lose fag
>MFW skins
Bet Kirk could throw a football over them mountains
He could throw a football a quarter mile in '83
>>64675332
kekarooski
>>64677296
I'm not even sad. Right now I'm completely unable to feel any emotional investment in my team. And I don't think that would have changed much in the long run even if the Packers won tonight. There's just so many flaws that have been failed to be addressed over the past four or five seasons and now they're finally piling up.
>>64677347
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
What active curses are there in today's NFL?
The Madden curse
The curse of Bo Jackson
The curse of Joe Namath
The curse of Phil luckett
The curse of Brett Favre
>>64677302
Serbians did nothing wrong dumb croat
>>64677356
Nice van to go nomading in.
>>64677350
Yep, you're right, I was thinking of Munchak
>>64677347
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>64677370
The curse of Jason Garrett
>>64677370
>The curse of Brett Favre
whats this?
>>64677370
Football in ass curse
>>64677356
Kirk is literally on fire right now
I wouldn't be fully surprised to see them in the super bowl to be honest, he's literally just too good right now
What about Desean Jackson though is he fully healthy?
>>64677373
They did kinda cause WWI and by proxy WWII...
Playoff PredictionTyme™
>Wild Card
Steelers > Bengals
Chiefs < Texans
Seahawks > Vikings
Packers > Redskins
>Divisional
Steelers < Broncos
Texans < Patriots
Seahawks > Panthers
Packers < Cardinals
>Conference Champs
Patriots > Broncos
Seahawks < Cardinals
>Da Super Bowl
Cardinals < Patriots
>mfw
>>64677370
The curse of Paul Brown on the Browns
>>64677385
Favre cursed GB after he was let go
>>64677375
This meme has gone too far, you can't just reply to me with a picture insinuating I'm a pedo just like I can't just post KKK pictures to mayo
Haslam is setting Cleveland up for failure AGAIN!
"The GM will have control over the scouting department and set up the draft board. Ultimately, all personnel decisions will be Sashi's".
So why the fuck even bother hiring a GM??
>>64677401
Mayo isn't in denial
>>64677389
Desean is fine but his best role is keeping defenders deep.
Kirk throwing 3 tds in the first quarter today really impressed me tho
Like he just said 'watch this shit real quick' then sits after a few drives
I'm from the future.
Saints will trade Sean Payton and sign Chip Kelly. Chip Kelly's only job will be to take the blame for trading away Brees and the receivers.
Team is going to be gutted, get out while you can.
>>64677389
>tfw the autistic media all pick kirk as the cheeky outside pick for MVP
>>64677399
but they won an owl
>>64677399
Then Rodgers beat the Steelers in the Owl a few years later. Doesn't that break the "curse" ?
>>64677420
Fuck
>>64677401
One day the cyber police will find you and bring you to justice Irrelevant you filthy sexual deviant
>>64677401
Mayo can't help being black unlike you !!! Diddlelittles
The Vikings make their first playoff appearance in 6 years.
They wont disappoint right?
Ay, can someone sign me? I can play S
>>64677423
I mean Kirk kinda is MVP, I wouldn't say League MVP, but if not for Kirk the skins would probably be under the Cowboys and look at them now
I just think we need one night
>>64677412
Threadly reminder that the Browns actually called Cameron Jordan up when they drafted Jordan Cameron, asking him how he'd like to be a Cleveland Brown
Da toxins are da bomb
>>64677432
>tfw looking for my ancient laptop with xp to fuck it up but it is mysteriously gone
>>64677447
I they ever not disappointed?
>>64677450
sure thing
owner of the green bay packers btw
>>64677396
>Steelers > Bengals
>Chiefs < Texans
>>64677469
Okay but it better be fancy
>>64677412
just another day at the factory of sadness
>>64677412
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>implying based Dalton won't btfo oldlisberger
Brady is either legitimately injured or the Patriots intentionally lost today, what do you think is more likely?
>>64676923
Haslam is already cutting the legs off the the GM. Just making them glorified head of of scouting. Apparently Sashi Brown is such an ass kisser (like Alec Scheiner) that he's got ultimate power and say over pretty much all aspects of the team. Haslam has no goddamn idea what he is doing.
>>64677484
Hold on
I don't understand what's happening
The best part of the playoffs is that no matter what, the shitposting will glorious.
If the Chiefs win, the Smeth pasta will inundate this board even more, and the memes engine will hit a new gear.
If the Texans win, the Weeden meme will begin and the laughing and shitposting about how bad the Chefs are will ensue.
If the Steelers win, we get even more of the Ben & Mike Dragon Circus plus shitposting about the >Bungles and Dalton. Also whichever team loses will whine all offseason about injuries.
If the Bengals win, extreme shitposting about how bomb they are and infinite >Stoolers will be spammed. Rapist jokes will be had and whining about injuries.
If the Redskins win, buckle up kiddos because this is the most underrated matchup in terms of shitposting and memes. The YOU LIKE THAT will be spammed along with cat kirk. Erin Rodger being gay/ choker along with calls for capers to be fired will heard. Something about SJW's too
If the Puckers win, extreme Packer shitposting and delusion to piss every other fanbase off, and a reaction to that will be gay meme. Plus the memes of the winner of this game facing whoever will be extreme.
Im not gonna even get into the memetic bonanza that will be the Vikings vs Seahawks. And the playoffs after this. So many possible Shitposting combos for a SB50 Matchup.
Good luck.
>>64677498
Did you see that tackle he got today?
He definitely felt something.
>>64677495
Again, that was Municipal Stadium.
>>64677510
Yeah I know he was definitely in pain, but I mean seriously injured.
That hit happened relatively early in the game, for him to sit that last drive of the game he is either actually injured or they didn't really want to win.
>>64677504
I'm going2bed
We're never talking again.
>>64677517
Come to bed with me
It's cold here bb
Am I the only person who finds it weird that there is a tripfag samefagging to himself pretending they have some sort of relationship? Are we just ignoring him or something?
>>64677508
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64677525
Just filter
>>64677525
No we aren't ignoring me.
>>64677517
K
>>64677525
You'll never understand what we have
>>64677484
>Bengals or Chiefs
>winning a playoff game
pick one in each case
>>64677498
with the #1 seed on the line, I doubt Tom, Bill and Co. would intentionally lose the game.
>>64677534
Smeth magic
Get proofsd wrong faggot
>>64677534
>tfw memes will bring KC to an Owl win
What was your cheekiest momwnt of the season?
1. Lions beating Packers
2. Everything after DeSean fumbled vs Dallas
3. Jamaal Charles fumble
Is bb gay?
>>64677554
Raiders BTFO SD
>>64677514
Not injured just shaken.
And no the 1st seed was on the line so they couldn't just trow away the game.
>>64677558
>gay
bb isn't a lesbian
>>64677401
You sure about that?
>>64677558
No
>>64677554
Harper fumble
>>64677540
I mean look at the playoff picture right now though. We had #2 seed clinched, so the only possible team we could play an away game at is denver.
Chances of Denver getting to the AFCCG are honestly pretty low, the chances of the Patriots and Broncos both getting there are even lower tbqh.
I honestly see the chiefs beating the broncos again though, if Belichick thought the same then he knew we would have home field against pretty much anybody, while getting an easier first week when the players who were injured come back. Guys probably won't be 100% that first game so having a warm up game against a possible pushover team could be better than the #1 seed.
>>64677554
JJ the meme Watt.
Unless /sp/ doesn't think he's a meme anymore..
>>64677558
Girlcock isn't gay fucknut
was he right?
$50 on the Packers game being determined by refball next week, anybody want to take the bet?
>>64677554
Bengals choking
Got me a good laugh
>>64677558
She doesn't like other girls silly
>>64675502
Eagles
>They would be shit, fans would be mad, Chip Kelly's horrible personnel decisions and uninspired simple play calling would destroy the team, Sam Bradford in particular would be shit, Demarco would be ineffective in the shotgun and without the best line in the NFL, Chip Kelly would get fired.
>That they would win as many as 7 games, that Timmy wouldn't make the team
>Chip Kelly got fired
>Chip Kelly obliterated the team and has left it in ruins (started with losing DJax but really took it next level this season)
>It's all ogre now
>>64677581
Nope
>>64677558
>bbc sluts
>gay
Pick 1
>>64676820
>Chefs
>N/A
>Chefs/Redskins in the Native Americanb Owl
>Pats/Seahawks because neither franchise needs another Lombardi
>>64677594
>>>/reddit/
>First Take tomorrow
>>64677554
Bears beating Packers in primetime on Thanksgiving at Lambeau on Brett Favre day
>>64677554
Blowing the Broncucks out so hard they bench Manning
Is Smeth elite?
>>64677373
>that flag
>calling anyone else stupid
>your superb owl MVP Tom Brady
>>64677572
>wanting to chance having to play the AFCCG at Mile High
though we'll have to wait and see if Peyton is really "back" in the divisional. I think you're right in that we can beat any other AFC team except the Broncs because of their defense and (massive refball, calling it now in case we do get a final Peyton vs. Bradyb Owl).
>>64677578
yes, it is. females aren't born with male genitalia, and if you're a male attracted to male genitalia then you are not heterosexual. lrn2biology, dipshit
>>64677554
1. Panthers comeback in Seattle
2. "At least he held on to the helmet"
3. The entire end to Loins @Puckers and Viqueens @Puckers
>>64677631
If buncos play anything like they have been they will be one and done desu
>>64677635
>what is the #1 defense
>what is possible rigging of the game to let Peyton win
the latter almost happened at the Giants game. don't discount it happening again
>>64677627
Dumb croat
>>64677631
>Peyton gets "hot" again just in time for the playoffs
Oh god I can't wait to see him go one and done again. It'll be pottery.
>>64677572
>we
>>64677642
>having aqib talib on your team in the playoffs
>2016
'no'
>>64677599
This was my original one
>>64677450
>Implying we are letting you go with all dat money
First you need to break another penalty record.
>>64677420
Pls no
>>64677631
>females aren't born with male genitalia
Wrong
Males aren't born with female genitalia.
Sex starts from egg to fetus to female ( insert eevee evolution of human reproduction systems) to andro/hermaphrodite/grinch mode/guy etc
Girls cans have dicks
Did I fix the Chargers?
What will your team offer in a trade for Kirk Cousins?
>>64677650
I can penalize.
I'm white though so I have to be assertive and do it twice as much?
>>64677656
A penis and nothing else = male
A vagina and nothing else = female
>>64677660
>me in charge of remembering the picture
>>64677664
a wet slice of bread.
so is manning starting now? I wouldn't mind seeing him win SB 50
>>64677669
what website m8?
>>64677677
http://fanspeak.com/ontheclock/
>>64677677
first-pick iirc
>>64677669
Back off, Conk and Sterling are mine.
>>64677664
A first and third round pick for an elite QB
>this general is forever full of man ass loving faggots
I'M LOSING IT
I'M FUCKING LOSING IT FOR REAL
>>64677696
But i though /sp/ liked manly things like dicks?
>>64677700
But dicks are feminine
I just want to say that the Colts and Ravens both missed the playoffs this year. The year after they bitched like children to the NFL about a phantom air pressure issue and made us listen to it for almost a year. Meanwhile the Patriots got a first round bye again. That's what I call karma you pieces of shit.
If it turns out the Patriots are actually just shit right now, at least I will have the comfort in knowing the clots and ravens fans are spending the playoffs hoping we lose instead of hoping their team wins.
>
Jimmy Haslam said that the team will hire a new coach first. The coach then will be involved in choosing the general manager, whose duties will be scouting and talent acquisition.
So Kelly's going to Cleveland then right?
>>64677656
>females aren't born with male genitalia
>Wrong
if you "identify" as girl but have only male genitalia, you are biologically not female.
Born with a penis and testicles = male
Born with a vagina = female
Born with both genders' genitals = hermaphrodite
Born with only genitals of the opposite sex = intersex
>>64675198
This meme is cancerous
someone say penis?
>>64677713
beautiful
reminder
>>64677739
my penis in your butt
:3
>>64677666
Being white is a plus.
You just have to sign this overpaid contract though.
>>64677743
>not posting the HD webm
>>64677743
I actually watch that superbowl over sometimes.
People won't admit it for at least 20 years but I genuinely think that was the best superbowl of all time. SO many fucking moments and plays both both offenses and both defenses. Like everybody on both teams played so fucking hard, I'm so happy I got to experience that shit live and I'm even happier my father got to watch the Patriots win another superbowl before he passed away.
>>64677735
My man of color
Girls can have a benis
>yfw the Lions would be in the playoffs over the Seahawks and the Packers if they hadn't been refballed out of those two games
>>64677684
thanks
>mfw Bosa dropped to the Bears at #10
>>64677768
don't lie to me
>>64677760
I thought it was one of the great superb owls, but the loss still stings like hell. I won't admit it to anyone in person, though.
Is there a NFL service that lets me watch games at an all-22 view?
>>64677796
>all-22 view
?
>>64677804
So you can see the entire playing field, all 22 players on the field.
>>64677760
That was the best Owl since Steelers-Cards tobh
>>64677784
He means tumblrinas
Which is fine.... If youre into that, faggot.
Other news: TV news first monday of 2016," first victim of the new year is a 2 year old Syrian boy who drowned."
This cuck shilling is becoming too obvious
>>64677769
Goodell can't have that. We gotta have popular teams like the Packers, Patriots, and Seahawks in the playoffs.
>Eli Manning
>Born Jan 3, 1981 in New Orleans, LA
>Tfw good QB that plays on a shit team
>tfw play game on my birthday
>tfw lose last game of the season on my birthday
>tfw lost to the eagles on my birthday
Eli feels.
>>64677820
You can almost feel sorry for them.
>>64677778
What team?
>>64677820
I'm seeing literally 5 wins there, if that.
>W-wilson is a game manager! He'll never make 4,000 yards in a season!
>W-wilson gets carried by Lynch too much. Take him out and the seahawks suck
>S-seahawks are done! After that owl loss? H-hahaha.
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, /sp/ecial needs.
>>64677807
You need NFL gamepass
>>64677820
Eh, its just the same schedule as everyone else in the NFCS except for having to play Green Bay and Philly.
Man up you little jabroni.
>>64677860
>He'll never make 4,000 yards in a season!
Nobody would say that in the modern NFL, it's only going to get worse because of the gloves
If the Packers could actually get their shit together they might have go 15-1
>>64677850
Lions
>>64677864
Will that allow me to watch all-22 games? Can you get all-22 during live games?
>>64677869
Gonna get raped by duh toxins.
Rough son
>>64677877
It does. You have to wait until the end of the game. Relevant link
http://www.nfl.com/coachesfilm
>>64675502
>peyton would get benched
>swagweiler would have a HUGE year
>the defense vastly improved
>the god fucking awful O line
>Fuck the patriots
>>64676341
>Dimitrioff picking Trufant Julio and Beasley don't really impress me as they were the best available players at a huge position of need.
Dimitroff traded up for both Julio and Trufant. They were not the "obvious moves" by any stretch.
>picks in the later rounds have gotten better
meh, not really. This year they were good, at least Jarrett was a good one.
>You think they go ILB with #17?
Nah. I'm thinking another DE to bookend Beasley, or a 4-3 OLB. WR is also definitely a need. Center is also definitely a need.
>>64677769
>still butthurt about a good non-call that had no relevance to the game
The dilapidated hovel of Detroit, ladies and gentlemen.
The Packers facemask call was bullshit, though.
>>64675502
>Cam newton would grow as a passer
>Team would be shitty without Kelvin Benjamin
>15-1
>Dissapointing loss to Falcons 2 weeks after BTFO of the them
>They're not going to be shitty and Dave Gettleman is best GM of all time.
>>64677319
Walt and Hutch should have gotten co-MVP in 2005. Those two invented Shawn 'take-a-dive!' Alexander.
>Patriots have the hardest schedule next season
I'm ready tbqh
> mi cara cuando "pueblo" en realidad piensan que el equipo con la mejor defensa y un delito top 10 en la NFL se perderá los playoffs esta temporada
> Alex Smith (objetiva y estadísticamente un top 15 QB, ni siquiera es discutible)
> Jamaal Charles (mejor RB en el juego que será 100% saludable, a diferencia de la totalidad del año pasado, que aportará 1.000 + yds / 10 + TDs / 5.0 + YPC,)
> Travis Kelce (un top 3 TE ya, y de cara a esta temporada estará totalmente recuperado de una cirugía de rodilla hace 2 temporadas bajas, 1000 + yds / 7 + TDS)
> James O'Shaughnessy (literalmente un Travis Kelce-clon)
> Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900 yds + / 5 + TDS)
> Chris Conley (un tipo blanco atrapado en un cuerpo de negro, uno de los jugadores más inteligentes en el fútbol, medibles élite, increíble invertida)
> DAT (uno de los jugadores más rápidos y explosivos en el fútbol)
> Anthony Sherman (mejor FB en la NFL)
> Mejor presión sobre los mariscales de la NFL
> Mejor LB corp en la NFL
> Mejor secundario en la AFC
> Top 5 D-Line
Salvo principales lesiones de jugadores clave, literalmente no hay forma en que los Jefes faltan los playoffs esta temporada
La sequía Chiefs victoria de playoffs desde 2015 hasta 2016 termina en
No se puede demostrar que estoy equivocado
>>64675502
>We would lose team cohesion after out botched super bowl and players would start acting like faggots.
>Russel Wilson would be exposed
>We got Graham
>We lost Graham
>At least you'll make the playoffs
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