>Upcoming MMA events:
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: Johnson vs Bader
2/6 - UFC 196: Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
1st for you can't be done
You're right here, dummy
Reminder that I could heem the fuck out of all you Irish fucks.
Daily reminder
Hopefully Werdum beats the shit out of Cain so he fucks off forever.
Tired of this dickhead holding up the HW division
>>64669029
>Drops lawler with an inside upper cut
>Knocks him down three times with kicks
>Wobbles him with a 1-2 while dodging robbers pathetic over hand right while joe salviates on his dick about his short punches vs robbers sloppy long shots that don't connect
We're at the end of the current season, by the way
>WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>THE TIME IS NOW
>GO BIG
What's next? Haven't heard any news about a season starting press conference yet, they must be aiming for early Feb to kick things off I would assume.
>>64669056
They have put the division on standby for him for like a solid 3 years
>>64669029
Punches don't count if they aren't haymakers, didn't you learn anything from the last threads?
>>64669056
How did he even get a fucking rematch? We've found out now that JDS is garbage too destroying his 'big' legacy of going 1-1 with an alleged tough guy
>>64669159
>How did he even get a fucking rematch?
His nationality and cause he beat Brock that one time.
>>64669112
See Robbie CLEARLY WITHOUT A DOUBT won
The stats prove it
>>64668959
>1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
on a sunday
shaking my head tbqhwyf
>>64669112
Its time to admit the real true, lawler not only lost rounds 1-4, but he also lost the fifth round and a 1 minute biltz can't change that
You know, I'm not a Naseem fanboy and 2bh I thought the dude was a faggot, but no one deserves an end like this. He looks like a typical East London shitstain. You'd never know he was a champion just by looking at him.
Hello darkness, my old friend
>>64669159
They want that Mexican market badly, makes sense considering Floyd always put his fights on Mexican holidays.
>>64669096
And it's funny to see all the guys he beat in that time are nothing now. JDS and Bigfoot should retire.
>>64669180
Good thing overeem got caught roiding or I be mad he's been denied a belt for four years
>>64669272
Some ex athletes do get fat, pie and chips are too tempting.
Round 5 was a 10-10, seriously go and rewatch it
>>64669272
literally a brown beardless johnny hendricks
>>64669299
Overeem should get the next title shot just because there's a danger of him fucking up in fights.
>C-carlos was pointfighting guys!
>>64669272
After avoiding meals to get into perfect shape once you retire you just glutton yourself on all that you didn't have
1, 3, 4 Condit.
>>64669401
2,3,5 Lawler
What's the odds on Pig Rigg making weight?
>Yfw he fails to make weight and gets booted to the MW division to be forver bullied by Jacare/Romero/Weidman/Rockhold
Rewatching the fight lads
Regardless of the decision it was fun
>>64669380
He did some damage in 1 and 4 but most his strikes were piddly little leg kicks
If you hit a guy with 170 strikes of real power his face would look much worse
Btw can anyone make a Condit version of this?
>>64669380
That wasn't Condit, Lawler looked fine straight after the fight, he must have fallen over backstage
>>64669427
it's probably 100% now
He couldn't do it back when PED testing was less strict and you could rehydrate using IV
he will probably die for his next fight
>>64669464
>piddly little leg kicks
They were so piddly that Lawyer kept checking them and jumping out of the way yeh?
>>64669380
Is that a blonde beard? Robbie has some retarded genes
>>64669433
Would have been better if condit won and rematched rory for another foty
reminder that dominic cruz will get BTFO regardless of
>"You can't be done you're right there dummy"
>>64669497
Except he barely checked most of them, he only checked a few.
If you seriously believe those little taps were leg kicks then you're new and/or delusional
Polite Reminder that the upcoming card is crazy good
>>64669505
TJ really has a lack of wit, most of the retorts where right there on the plate.
>>64669521
>y-y-you're new
>he only checked a few
What's the point even?
>>64669549
Great card
>Maximo Blanco
Lel
>>64669549
>That Pearson stance
Why
>>64669272
He said in some interview that he loves it.
>>64669550
Should have told him
>Cruz
>White
>>64669591
Loves being overweight and looking like a fucking monkey?
>>64669562
You do sound new, like you've never watched a fighter actually throw a proper leg kick before.
If all of Condit's leg kicks were actually of any power then Lawler wouldn't have been able to walk.
As it stands he was perfectly fine.
>>64669380
He played with his cat before the press conference.
>>64669029
>/sp/erglords will still argue with this
>Sapp vs Akebono 2
>Gabi Garcia getting rocked in the first 10 seconds of the fight against someone straight out the WWE
>Aoki legally molesting Sakuraba
Rizin has some great meme fights. I know they've announced another card in April and one other event later this year, but why so few events?
>>64669625
Please just stop responding.
>>64669590
Looks really gay, especially with those tats.
>>64669619
Something about being free from the pressure and people not knowing who he is.
Maybe just excuses to be a fat slob but still.
>>64669640
They don't have a blank cheque to operate with. Gotta pick their moments and not stretch themselves too thin. A few huge cards is better than trying to go every second month or something like that.
>>64669427
>tfw want that fat piece of shit to go back and wrestlefuck him again
>>64669653
Great comeback there champ.
>>64669640
The Grand Prix was rather competitive though
Also I'm guessing they're going for quality over quantity, this is much more about reviving Japan's interest in MMA than it is say building up contenders, which is what you'd do with a lot of events.
>>64669625
Another /heem/ ruined by joe rogan announcing
>>64669722
>I have no idea about technique
I'm guessing you thought Condit beat Diaz as well?
Im from the future and 2016 will be a crazy year in mma. Ask me anything
>>64669715
I'm definitely keen to see Nemkov, Teo, and Jiri again. Hope Rizin brings them back.
>>64669802
Why would a man shoot someone before throwing them off a plane?
>>64669715
Yeah so piddly that he got dropped twice from them. There's nothing to be discussed, you're delusioned beyond repair and flaming hard going around picking fights with everyone like Carlos is your abusive step dad.
I bet this is you too >>64669764
>>64669802
Joanna beats Claudia right? Right?
>>64669549
>Maximo blanco
>>64669549
All those pics must be old and taken before they had their legs chopped off.
>>64669802
Gustavus beats that faggot jones in the rematch right
>>64669841
He only got dropped because they hit him as he was throwing a punch, it's rather easy to disrupt someone's balance when they're in a precarious situation like that.
You sound like a butthurt Condit fanboy, continue thinking his little love taps actually count as leg kicks though
>I-I-It's not fair! He won!
>>64669857
No. Claudia pulls out due to an unexpected pregnancy
>>64669946
Gus retires after getting KOd by Johnson again
>>64669640
I got some connections. I was able to get some fights that are pretty much confirmed and some possible matchups from a friend in Japan who is involved in MMA.
>Fedor vs (possible opponents) Bob Sapp (was supposed to happen back in '05)
>Fedor vs Butterbean
>Fedor vs winner of Shamrock/Gracie
>Fedor vs Herschel Walker
>Gabi Garcia vs Fallon Fox (confirmed)
>Frank Shamrock vs Shinya Aoki
>Tito Ortiz vs Hong Man Choi
>Roger Huerta vs Kazunori Yokota
>King Mo vs Yakatori Nagashima
Also Kevin Randleman has been contacted to have a fight.
Robbie was stuck in the mud, couldn't land a thing 2bh
>>64669697
>>64669715
Valid points, it will probably take time for an upstart organization to negotiate with and sign quality fighters. Fedor has also been announced to headline the April card, right?
And to >>64669715 specifically I agree, I rather enjoyed the Grand Prix. Matches were competitive and had solid finishes (webm related). My only comment is that they weren't much of heavyweights, were they? King Mo fights at light heayweight, and I'm not sure about the others guys but I can't imagine they do either. Makes sense though, they likely didn't want to have to worry about anyone having problems cutting weight. Hopefully we'll get to see another tourney by the time the April card rolls around.
>>64670068
is it true that Stephan Bonnar may also give it a go?
>>64670101
Yeah most were LHWs that just went up a weight the only person I know that normally fights at HW is Ishii.
They did have some other HWs though, like Sidelnikov
>>64669954
Yeah the game kind of works on points... if you dont knock someone out, you win or lose on points, and everyone who saw the fight knows he lost on points...
>>64670182
Much better than the UFC's. Most of them look like lizards and have no ass, not to mention they're dressed like budget waitresses in a titty bar.
>>64670253
And scoring defers the most to impactful and significant strikes.
Not love taps.
>>64670182
glory ring girls are better tbqhwyf
>>64669056
I can't fathom that tattoo, it is the worst in the UFC and maybe the worst I've ever seen, and that's saying alot. Everything about it is wrong, the meaning, the placement, the text itself, the font, the tattoo itself.
>>64670255
I rike them too
instagram.com/manami84808/
instagram.com/asami0523/
instagram.com/m.hakase/
instagram.com/asuasuasuasuka/
![goldberg-first[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sdw7u9Y.jpg "goldberg-first[1].jpg")
>>64670120
Yes there is some truth to that. They're trying to make Goldberg vs anyone. Roy JUST Jr is also a rumored Fedor opponent.
>>64670337
>Top left doing a cheeky wank sign
>>64670300
They need to show more tits and ass tbqh
>>64669252
Honestly, even the 5th round was closer than some want to admit.
49-46 condit makes more sense than 48-47 lawler.
>>64670337
Dem tittays.
>>64670255
Nice gook fetish you got there friend. I'd rather see decent fighting from 6/10's (and 10/10 qt paige) than have to watch some pan faced ching chongs slap fight for 3 rounds til it goes to decision. If you wanna jack off, watch porn. Nice dubs also
>>64669954
>>64670477
What on earth are you talking about? I was just comparing the ring girls and the UFC does have shite ring girls.
Also
>Paige
>10/10
Lel
>>64670475
implying u wouldnt
last one i promise
Just rewatched the fight, that's really wank worthy stuff. If you haven't already I really suggest you do the same fightfans.
After the fight I thought Condit had it won, especially with the sheer volume he threw but after rewatching it, I can see how it went in Lawler's favour. Everyone agrees on the rounds except for the 3rd, and watching it back Lawler was landing some good shots and had some good control for the first half of the round. Condit took over later on, but he didn't really land anything big other than throwing him combos. Very close round but I can see why it went to Lawler. Top performances from both guys though, just great stuff and that final round elevated it from a good fight to a great fight
>>64670502
Could understand why King LNPer would be upset about this
when are conditfags going to shut up about UFC 195?
yes, we know condit got robbed
talk about something else
>>64670544
ay where my picture gone
teste
>>64670565
They're upset their cuck will never get a UFC title (and no interims don't count)
NEVER EVER
UFC 200 wishlist
Mcgregor vs Edgar
Cormier vs Jones II
Holm vs Rousey II
Velasquez vs Overeem
Macdonald vs Brown
Pettis vs Diaz
Pettis vs Diaz
>>64670506
paige is definitely a 10/10
literally flawless
>lawler fags think landing cheeky wingers a few times is enough to win a fight
top fucking keck
>>64670588
They should do a 2v2 Pettis brothers vs Diaz brothers
Who WOULDN'T pay to watch that shit
>>64670526
glass jaw
>>64670588
Cormier vs Jones II
Cyborg vs Ronda and Holly Holm in a gauntlet
Sea Level Cain vs Werdum
Conor vs Nate Diaz
Stipe vs Overeem
>>64670565
>>64670583
Ask me how I know you watch mandrama
>>64670594
She looks and sounds like a chipmunk
>>64670646
Nah it's just a typo
>>64670526
Christ dem shorts don't mess around
>>64670680
cause they're lawler fans
>>64670477
Nice wmma """"""""""""""""""""hobby"""""""""""""""""""""" there women, is it not enough to ruin video games but sports too?
>>64670588
>McGregor and Ronda on the same card
Never become a promoter ever
>>64670699
That's the same thing people said about shawn johnson
/sp/ needs better taste
>>64670699
>2016
>actually replying to tripfags
nigga when will you learn
>>64669549
>those ugly ass fuck face tattoos of his kids
>>64670761
You're right m8, how could I forget?
>>64670726
It's fucking UFC 200 dude
>>64670726
I think they would do it for 200
Either that or Jones/Cormier 2 and Rousey/Holm 2
UFC 200: Mighty Mouse vs Cruz 2
>>64669549
Felder vs cruickshank is going to be an underhyped spicy banger
>>64670789
almost the entirety of the thread wasnt here for ufc 100
they don't realized how stacked it was
>>64670707
I figured, but ignoring the differences in weight it would actually be a pretty entertaining idea if any athletic commission in the world would sanction it
>>64670789
>>64670826
They would never put those 2 on the same card. That's really bad business.
>>64670850
Mighty Mouse vs Wee Man
Joe Rogan screams in an empty arena about how underrated and perfect MM is.
>>64670588
What a garbage list, gregor will never fight edgar, he should be happy he can fight aldo now
wmma shouldn't be on a good card
overeem is too good to fight cain and to fight an actual champ
I miss diaz being absent, he was always journeymen at best
>>64670893
They put GSP and Brock on the same card at 100, and those were 2 of the top 3 draws they had.
UFC will want to make 200 an unmissable event and one better than 100.
>>64670945
kek nice revisionism, that's similar to putting mighty mouse and mcgregor on the same card
>>64670945
It's not gonna happen but I'll gladly eat my words if it does.
>>64670978
GSP/BJ 2 did 940k buys
>>64670978
>revisionism
Brock is literally the biggest draw UFC has ever had.
>>64671006
I can understand what you mean though, whether or not putting both on would really compound it as they tend to draw from the same spheres of influence just slightly difference.
>>64670477
>I don't like (some) gooks
Heem yourself my man. And before you ask she's twenty.
>>64671030
Not if you ask Cuck Thomas, he says Ronda is.
>>64671093
>That shit tier twirling technique
Into the trash it goes
>>64671100
Either way, Brock is undoubtedly top 3.
>Lawler rocked with a strike
>Wobbles backwards
>Tells Condit to bring it on
Literal madman. He might honestly be my favourite fighter at the moment.
UFC 200
Mcgregor V Rafeal
Jones V Gustavus
Khabib V Ferguson
Bader V Teixera
Kennedy V moussasi
where were you when macedonia became the best MMA nation in the world per capita
>>64671167
He's definitely my favourite fighter. It just shows that he's from another era, most fighters nowadays are athletes and all about being safe whereas Lawler combines that savagery with great technique.
Also love it whenever he gets hit he smiles.
>>64671093
useless, and when she turns 28 she loses her looks
>>64671208
>Jones V Gustavus
eh
You know DC has the belt?
>>64671167
he fakes getting hurt all the time, to lure people into counters.
>>64671017
BJ did 940k buys
>>64670547
I wanted mousasi Kennedy so badly after bisping got Anderson. Leites makes it way more boring. Kennedy might have LnP'd mousasi but mousasi could knock his ass out
>>64671208
I think Ronda will definitely be in 200, she's basically their figurehead at this point.
Can't see Jones beating DC and then having a quick enough turn around for 200, besides Gus needs to be built back up again.
Not sure if they'd risk Khabib any more, especially on a big show like that.
Isn't Kennedy retired at this point?
>>64671223
I was in my apartment eating some leftover pizza and finishing a flat white.
>>64671248
I've already seen jones beat DC, jones should at least fight the only guy he's lost to before being handed the belt back
>>64671271
Despite the fact that before GSP 2 his max buy rate was 400k?
GSP Fitch did 625k
GSP Hughes 2 did 750k+
>>64671232
I wonder how he'd do against an avid grappler/wrestler. Recently he just loves keeping it stand up, I think the only possibility of a boring fight from him could come through a wrestler
>>64671285
Lol ronda is deader than shit, they have Mick gregor now
>>64671333
matt hamill retired
>>64671384
Shoulda stayed in seeing how garbage LW became
>>64670475
Gabi would be a solid 9 if they put her body into a shrinkray so that she had female dimensions
>we will never know an alternate history where mousasi moved to America to train, entered the ufc early on and never had his two acl tears
Fuck my life. Possibly one of the few un-KOable fighters with elite natural talent. He's already 30, he'll never make it lads. Kill me ;_;
>>64671421
What would you rate Gabi currently?
>>64671372
Yeah, that would be interesting to see, the grappler/wrestler would basically have to be Hendricks with a better grappling game and more cardio. It's the mix in with strikes is how you would get Lawler down, his TDD is just too good.
>>64671383
Conor doesn't have that mainstream influence like Ronda
>>64670526
Nice clam on the left one
>>64671440
2 out of 10.
She looks like a really really ugly man, Bigfoot in a wig would be hotter than her.
>>64671449
Must americans think the UK is ireland on maps now thanks to mcgregor
>>64671440
Ape/10
>>64669549
Few you didn't add, too
>Boetsch vs Herman
If nothing else this match up has spicy banger potential (hopefully they wont grind to a decision, but knowing Boetsch's fighting style there's a good chance for a KO
>Hettes vs Rosa
If this fight ends up on the ground this'll be an interesting match up. The two have 21 wins between them and all but 4 by submission. I imagine Rosa will want to keep things standing at first but hopefully we'll get to see how the two match up on the ground
>>64671285
Kennedy is still ranked 6 and moussasi is 30 years old. Its a good older fight before they become washed up. Plus Tony Ferguson is deceptively wining his way to the top, he's one fight away from the title shot even if hasn't mentioned belts yet, khabib would be a good lengthy fight than alderz and cerrone might get heemed
>>64671432
To be fair lad he was dominating the uriah hall fight up until he got meme kicked. He's definitely at the top of the division.
>>64671285
>Ronda will definitely be in 200, she's basically their figurehead at this point
KEK. Did you miss her last fight? That bitch over and done. She as EXPOSED for the hyped-up no-stand-up fraud that she truly was.
PVZ probably has more drawing power than her now.
>>64671830
Both those guys should fight bisbong or machida, 185 is becoming a slow ass division for all the talent
>My UFC record is way better than yours
>>64671871
>PVZ probably has more drawing power than her now.
Be more subtle
>>64671871
You can't seriously believe this
If everyone on the planet had the same taste in fighters as you, who would the top 5 biggest draws be?
>>64671223
You're the only Macedonut prick here m8. You said you didn't even pay attention to WMMA yesterday and now it suddenly matters baka.
>be Gilbert Melendez
>roid up to fight Alvarez
>lose split decision
>suspended for a year
Surely this means he was using when he fought Pettis, right? There's no way you risk your livelihood for a year to take PEDs in preparation for a top 5 opponent but not for a title fight
>>64668959
>1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
I can't believe this championship fight is being relegated to a Fox Sport 1 card.
The whole card is pretty solid too.
>there are people who still say Robbery
Even if you think Condit won this was a close as fuck fight and in no way a robbery. I would have been cool with either guy winning.
>>64670068
This card would be a disgrace, but I'd love to watch it.
>>64672090
He even started juicing before that on his hot streak to get the title shot, coaches always offer the sauce when your under pressure to win
>>64670068
As long as we are discussing freakshow fantasy fights here are some I would like to see an openweight tournament featuring:
Butterbean
Shinya Aoki
Hong Man Choi
Fedor
Mark Coleman
Kimbo Slice
That guy who talked tons of shit to Deontay Wilder and challenged him to a boxing match
Marcos Maidana
Bigfoot Silva
The sumo wrestler from the Rizin card
>>64672242
Also a bunch of random Russians and Japanese guys on the card. Mandatory performance enhancing drug usage.
Also add King Mo to the card.
>>64672111
I thought that the Tanaka win was a robbery on the prelims, but all of the other split decisions were up in the air.
>>64672097
Pretty based honestly, will be a great main event and considering how good the card it is should pull good numbers. Awesome that the first 2 UFC cards of the year both have belts on the line
The only major detraction from the event is that, as Canada mentioned earlier, it's taking place on a sunday. non-NEET Eurobros will have it rough staying up for it. Even burgerbros on the east coast will have to stay up pretty late for it, shame seeing as the event is solid
>>64671830
As a moose nuthugger since pride that loss was devastating. He needs some noncontroversial wins to build himself back up
>>64672314
as much as I wanted Tanaka to win that fight was hard to justify
>>64672242
Charlie Z?
Charlie vs Big Ass teenager nig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxli3LAqNHM
Charlie training MMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA
>>64672318
Is the card going to have to go up against an NFL game? That could fuck up the numbers.
Times aren't available for the NFL divisional games yet, and I can't remember if they usually have a night game or if it's all afternoon stuff.
>>64672384
Something is just straight up wrong with Charlie.
An MMA freakshow fight is a perfect place for him.
Which nationality has the best choice in walkout music and why is it Brazil?
>>64672485
Whenever I think freakshow I want to include Melvin Manohef. But what if they're backstage and Charlie sucker punches him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxumQTjBLgY
Also Schaub needs to be on the card.
Best entrance ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWqbzLcKsWU
Holy fuck my sides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtg5P_lqGV4
>>64672674
WE HAVE GOT TO GET THIS GUY INTO RIZIN
>>64672919
I did my part
>>64669056
RIP Cain
>>64669056
>Cain beats Werdum
>Gets injured for 2 years
>Stipe loses his momentum with devastating losses to Werdum and Overeem.
>>64673372
Does he think that its funny or something? I like the guy but he has to stop doing that.
>>64673452
>>64673452
mixedmartialarts.com/mma-news/452602/Werdum-explains-the-origin-of-the-happy-face/
>>64673452
It's basically his only marketing appeal.
>>64673452
>>64673452
he's a living meme, just as northcutt is an add
>>64673951
>add
>>64673452
Need the staredown with cain and werdum webm guys
pls
>>64674069
did you see him talking about fightpass, he was in alot of advertisements as a kid too, literally advertisement in human form, even network tv super inoffensive and preppy.
>>64674519
>>64674749
thanks lad
I will save it this time
>>64674720
Ad*
>>64673452
It's just a gimmick he has m8, not sure what harm it's doing to anyone considering most people think it's funny. Something a bit unique that shows off his sense of humor
>Robbie's fighting style of "weathering the storm for 5 rounds while accumulating massive brain damage" will render him retarded in the next 2-3 years.
feels bad man.
>>64669056
Hope Werdum loses so the Kings mma meme can be over sooner
FUCK
mixedmartialarts.com/mma-news/452602/Breaking-News-Conor-McGregor-Tests-Positive-For-Cocaine-Enters-Drug-Rehab
>0-0 professional record
>undefeated
>77" reach
>165 lbs
>6'
I think I'm gonna cut to FW and fuck Conor up, lads. His meme game isn't at my level, he's a rookie. An amateur.
>>64676270
>>64675007
rose really is into that guy huh?
>>64676270
Fake, fuck off with that shitty website.
Reminder that the words "sea level Cain" were uttered by a UFC commentator
>>64676720
>rogan comes home into his office
>pops 20 Alpha-Brain and throws the empty bottle into the now massive stack that has been accumulating in the corner of the room
>sits in his chair surrounded by moniters on every side
>plugs electrodes coming from the computer into his head
>eyes roll back into his skull
>the moniters light up with every MMA forum on the internet as his brain is uploaded with data from every post
>the process ends
>"powerful internet"
>>64676720
So? Literally (not really) every human being on twitter and reddit has said the words "sea level Cain" at least one time in their lives
Anybody hve a webm of Stipe/Arlovski heem?
>>64673452
>he has to stop
stfu faggot
>>64669640
>>64676956
findminecraft.com/Stipe-Slick-KO.mp4
>>64676989
How can this still work?
How many of us are casuals who don't even lurk?
>>64673452
>>64677034
findminecraft.com/casuals-on-heem.mp4
Is UFN 81 a better card than UFC 195? I think it is lads
>>64677034
When I posted it in the 194 thread that was the GOAT findminecraft troll desu, got near the top of the thread after hyping up my 1080p stream in the old thread
many casuals btfo
>>64676593
is that a panther or a baboon on his chest
>>64676886
>movie music
>in the year 2028 all neurotropics have been made illegal
>but everything will change
>are you Joe Pseudo
>yes bitches
>I take banned nueros, ever since Congress outlawed Onnit after they discovered it caused impotence, baldness and insanity I became a smuggler and have been blowing people minds with magic
>what do the pills do?
>they improve my memory about fifty times, I can remember dozens and dozens of random things and make me sound very smart
>go to the woods and try to find a fox. You won't. The motherfuckers hide. Now try and find Bigfoot. He's real
>did you know Ronda Rousey lived in her car
>when I think of things like that it really makes me think
>WWE is all a magic trick
>I think of myself as a warrior poet who tells tales of his battles
>Joe Rogan is Joe Pseudo
>>64677110
tbqh i felt for it one time while drunk out of my mind, i think it was 189
>>64677120
Supposedly a YOUNG GORILLA
>>64676989
i dont get it that wasn't stipe miocic it was a screaming emo
>>64677125
I really think parodies of Rogan are the funniest thing on /heem/
>>64677185
Joe is truly the memeist character in the UFC and that would make it so sad if he really retires in June.
>>64676971
This was so embarassing. The entire match.
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>>64677147
>you will never have a gorilla eating a mans heart tattooed on your chest
>>64676593
Are all potatoes this brain dead/ He has some sort of Oni Gorilla with an off center European crown, his own Goddamn name, and a stencil tiger on his chest. And I thought Lesnar had the worst tats in ufc history
>>64677497
Lesnar Mcmann tie
>>64673452
Just watched Condit vs Diaz
I had Condit 3, 4, 5 desu, but 3 was a close round
>>64669068
Condit was no where near knocking Lawler out
So do we all agree Nick Diaz would be WW champ if he returned?
>>64677750
I wouldn't mind seeing that fight desu
7s and Schaub is GOAT
>>64677777
WITNESSED
>>64669029
I'm still mad about this decision. If I wasn't trying to put my wfe's son back to sleep right now I'd give my two cents.
>>64677777
confirmed
>>64677777
damn son
>>64677750
I can see that happening after what we saw with Condit.
Lawler relies too much on explosiveness and being a southpaw.
>>64677777
>>64677777
>>64669190
Yup>>64669841
He got up instantly from the knockdowns and were more like slips. condits weak shit kicks did nothing to Lawler he has to check them or Condit gets points for strikes. He only fell once from kicks and was a slip from missing a check his back foot got swept
>>64677829
He got swept 2 times.
And was hurt ,at least, 3 times in the fight.
>>64677505
I forget about it because she covers it in shame
>>64678001
That's Sarah mcmann?
>>64678001
>crazy tattoos
>a tramp stamp with chinese tattoos
>wearing a thong during fights
G*d damn she must be a total nympomaniac
>>64677777
>>64670321
brocks is worse
I'm gonna go to UFC 196. How expensive are tickets typically?
ben henderson > anthony pettis in terms of mma career
>>64672090
80% of all the fighters are on something
