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Jarred Hayne edition
I kept refreshing for this.
HAYNE
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>tfw nobody even cares
>tfw at work so can't watch the game
>3 Plays
>no Hayne
terrible desu
> only here because the alternative is Raiders vs Alex Smith edition
Is that a dragon
yay $(ERS
How will Tomsula be remembered?
Come on, Rams. We need that draft pick.
And I don't want the Yorks to reconsider firing Tomsula.
So who will the 49ers pick up in the draft?
>>64659339
that guido looking coach that was there at the beginning of the era of darkness
>>64659339
As that gym teacher who somehow got to live his life's dream and coach a football team, then became the janitor for the stadium, and pulled off the impossible again.
>>64659358
Probably a shitty QB
>>64659339
As the turd who got Harbaugh fired and then couldn't handle the job.
>>64659358
If they're smart, BPA. If they really want to go QB then Jared Goff.
If they're going full retard a kicker.
>>64659465
Goff is the QB to go with. I'm expecting Lynch. All the scouts like him because >muh height
>>64659465
>If they're going full retard a kicker.
>Awesome Phil Dawson is 40
fuuuuuck
I will kill myself if we drop kap for memeziel
The locker room loves Tomsula?
You know, if Kroenke hired Fisher with the intention of moving all along then Fisher is amazing.
Going 8-8 is perfect because if they move to LA next season Fisher can take them to the next level and they make the playoffs at 10-6.
But if the move is blocked and they have to bide their time for one more year in St. Louis they can regress back to 6-10.
>>64659586
Of course. He lets them take breaks during practice to check their social media.
>>64659586
Well, Tomsula is reportedly a likeable guy.
He's not a good coach but apparently people like him.
It's why he got the job after Harbaugh got fired.
He's basically a York family friend and they've been wanting to make him the head coach since they fired Singletary but even they weren't dumb enough to pass up Harbaugh.
>>64659586
Lots of shitty coaches have been liked by players.
Just like how you can have a cool professor but they don't teach shit.
>>64659675
Why didn't they just pay Harbaugh? Or did he just not want to stay?
Hayne when familias?
>>64659735
It wasn't the money. There were conflicts between Harbaugh and the front office. The older players didn't like Harbaugh either. Mostly because he didn't kiss eithers ass.
>>64659735
because Harbs was an asshole and hurt York's feelings
no really, i wish i was joking
Harbs was obviously a good coach but apparently he was hard to get along with at times and didn't like suits interfering with his team and wasn't afraid to tell the suits to get out
pic related
>>64659828
You'd think the players would just be happy with winning. Harbaugh saved the team and actually utilized the existing talent.
>>64659785
When the offense can stay on the field longer than 3 plays.
>>64659735
Didn't have anything to do with pay.
Harbaugh would have liked to stay but the Yorks didn't like him.
That's the entire reason they fired him because they didn't like how forceful a personality he had. Harbaugh is not a man who shies away from conflict and he'll call it the way he sees it and the Yorks didn't like that since they like to be sneaky little shits who get praised for every little thing they do.
They're incredibly insecure and Jed York didn't like dealing with Harbaugh, didn't like that Harbaugh got the credit for turning the team around and thought that the players were what made the team great and that anybody could do Harbaugh's job as long as he had those players.
Jed York is an insecure moron who can't deal with conflict and that's why Harbaugh got fired.
It had nothing to do with money.
>>64659898
At least York got his new stadium....
49ers fan here bumping this thread up. Not really worth doing so, but whatever. Can't even find a decent stream; guess nobody cares.
me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Hayne is special let me tell ya.
WOOO
>>64659898
>didn't like that Harbaugh got the credit for turning the team around
>being so butthurt you remove any mention of Harbs from your bio
>>64660229
Fucking treacherous. Bring back DeBartolo.
>>64660229
and here's the new version
BOLDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gruden ahould coach the niners
TD hayne
>Jenkums
>>64659339
As Ken Myer
No Hayne, yet?
>>64660446
No. They like to make 1 yard per carry.
the Rams are so fucking unwatchable. This is why I'm slammed every Sunday by 2 pm
Who here /ready/?
>>64660507
At least you weren't good recently.
And hey, you won't have to worry about the Rams anymore after this game.
Based
>>64660507
/asp/>/wwe/>>>>>>>
that was entertaining atleast
haha, wtf was that?
>rams
Doesn't look Hayne is going to play desu
Are the Rams throwing the game?
>>64660760
If the 49ers go up big we might famista
Fuck you, Rams.
I can't believe you're doing this to us.
This Harris cunt is playing too well to let Hayne in
Why are you watching this game?
>>64660977
Because I love my team
>>64660977
It's fun and i'm a fan.
>>64659465
>got Harbaugh fired
That was Baalke, m8
>>64660977
HAYNE
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oh shit, that flip
dude
relax eric
RIP DAT NIGGA
Gymnastics
floating cartwheels
Webm of that reid hit?
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARIZONA KEKNALS BTFO
B
T
F
O
HAHAHAHAHA POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARIZONA KEKNALS BTFO
B
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F
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HAHAHAHAHA POST YOUR FUCKING MEMES!!!!!111!!
>>64661424
Wrong thread.
>>64661456
Just reminder you who's going to be the next SB champions :)
>>64660624
I live in LA. . .
>>64661508
Seahawks are classic chokers.
>>64661520
Cholo detected
really wish gabbert would just unleash his inner dragon tamer and sling that stuff across the field
all these babbychex is bringing back memories of that anemic alex smith offense
>>64661603
Especially in this game. There's nothing to lose so he should just be lobbing that shit down field every play.
>>64661579
I'm extremely white and live in Chinktown. I actually grew up in San Diego but my dad grew up in LA so I like the Rams because of him
>>64661166
Tomsula played his part in getting Harbaugh fired.
He was the one who was whispering into Jed's ear that he didn't need Harbaugh and that any coach could get the 49ers to the NFC championship game with the roster they had.
Tomsula was the reason there was a divided locker room during the 2014 season.
why tho
lmao
/Tre Mason murdered on the field edition/
honestly....
i have a sneaky suspicion that harbaugh wanted to bail on the niners, i think he knew the team wasn't going to be as talented and didn't want to be apart of it
damn....reid is going off on dudes
Just got to tune in, has Tre been this amped up all game? Seems like he's really trying to step out of Gurley's shadow.
Reid trying to murder everyone on the field.
LET IT RIP GABZ
Who won't ever watch
"the Revenant" out of principle
Just because of how many ads they've seen for it?
If you put them back to back, they'd be longer than the movie. Fucking ridiculous how many times I've seen an ad for it. Not just during NFL
>>64661847
>i have a sneaky suspicion that harbaugh wanted to bail on the niners
Then you're retarded.
Harbaugh wanted to stay. He also wanted to get paid but the 49ers could've easily afforded it.
The one thing Harbaugh wanted was to win a Super Bowl.
Harbaugh isn't really daunted by having to coach a shit team.
Gabbert isn't playing particularly well tbqh
i think kap would have at least let it fly
gabz disappointing me brehs
>Gabbert getting booed
>>64662094
>>64662074
>>64662047
Gabbert isn't a viable starter.
He has career back up written all over him.
Reid picking up were hitner left off
So who is the best QB the 49ers can pick up in the draft?
Needs more Hayne, I saw him suited up with his helmet on. At least play him for one PR or something, legit nothing to lose.
>>64661987
I downloaded the dvd version a few days ago. Pretty good.
>>64661990
there was literally no vocal interest from harbaugh, he was completely passive on the subject of returning to the 9ers to the end of his time spent with the team. also he said he wasn't going to return unless they kept greg roman, he didn't care about the niners as much as people think. he was perfectly okay with the idea of leaving.
Horrible play calling and coaching.
>>64662185
Looks like we're 5th behind the Titans, Browns, Cowboys and Chargers.
It's tough to say.
Either we're drafting the first QB or both of the top 2 QBs will be gone by the 5th pick in which case we shouldn't reach for a QB and take the best player available.
>Overthrowing Tavon
Fucking Christ...
flood gates gonna open man
gabz not here to save man
feels the same every week man
>>64662279
So you're retarded.
I guess that's good to know.
>>64662373
If we don't reach we are fucked at qb
>>64662424
tbqhfambam id rather be retarded than a person who holds onto delusions
>>64662272
Never, ever gonna watch it. Don't care how good it is. Just outta principle
>>64662373
If we don't pick up a good QB are we just gonna keep Gabbert and kap? Gabbert sucks and kap isn't worth the money so if we skip out on a QB the team is completely fucked.
>not putting hayne on for some cheeky laterals there
>>64662512
cant scoff the goff
>>64662435
If we reach we're even more fucked at QB and it's an opportunity lost.
Don't forget about Christian Ponder and Jake Locker.
Reaching at QB is what got the Browns all of their QBs.
If your guy isn't there then just take the best player available.
That's what the smart teams do. They don't try to force a selection to meet a need.
>>64662512
>If we don't pick up a good QB are we just gonna keep Gabbert and kap?
If we can't draft one then we should look to trades and free agency.
Reaching for a quarterback is a colossally retarded move.
Most of the time that quarterback will still be there in round 2 or 3. And if not him, a similarly talented QB. By reaching you passed up a first round talent to get someone you could have gotten later.
Is that Jason Stevens on that used car ad?
dubs and gabz finds his balls
boosh
Vance looks decent for you guys -- Do you think he can be the answer at TE next season?
>Sources confirm Jim Tomsula will be fired after today's game
Who wants to coach this dumpster fire?
>>64663257
He seems pretty slow even for a TE
>>64663263
We'll likely end up like the Browns, where we have to settle for our 6th choice for head coach
So now that the Niners will likely 5get, who do they pick up at #5?
>>64663257
No, worst hands of any receiver I've ever seen.
sean payton
the return of mike shanahan
>that air ball
Classic Blain Gabbert
>>64663348
I'd want Payton if the Saints are dumb enough to fire him, but I doubt they are
>you will never win the heart of a qt flight attendant
STEPH SIGHTING
STEPH DA GOAT
rams what happened to goldie locks? he injured? or benched?
>>64663406
You'll probably have to trade for Payton.
But apparently the Saints are willing to let him see what kind of interest he can get.
Hayne on pooicide watch
wtf he's completely shit the bed this year
i liked foles man
>>64663840
>i liked foles man
Jesus christ, how retarded are you?
PUT IN HAYNE YOU FAGGOT AUTO MECHANIC LAME DUCK
>>64663942
Apparently the coaching staff doesn't like Hayne.
And since they're going to get fired at the end of this game anyway they're not going to play him.
Greg the Leg has been shit for 60% of this year.
I don't know how I feel about this...
>>64663910
>implying he wasnt solid last year
and he looked beyond competent to start this season too, just lost track of him tbqh
also harbaugh didn't really want to stay on the niners bruh, he'd rather bail than face carrol with a fresher team. i know the truth hurts but it's time to let it go man. plus there was reports of the team complaing about him and how hard he made them work, why would he come back to a team that didn't want him? its ok man, you can let it go.
>>64663942
You'll see plenty of Hayne next pre-season.
>>64664235
Foles was always a fucking joke.
That first season with Kelly was the most unsustainable lucky bullshit ever.
Even a cursory glance at the stats would've told you that.
Anybody who knew anything about football was waiting for him to crash back to Earth.
I'm not even going to address your delusional bullshit.
It's not my fault that you hate Harbaugh and can't get enough of that sweaty York dick.
>the city of Torrey smith
>dragon
>>64664337
foles was awesome last year, fluke or not he was legit effective
but you really need to relax bro, no one has said anything about york. but you need to face the facts that harbaugh was ok with leaving the niners, the team complained about him and he didn't exactly fight to return. i wouldn't be surprised if he knew beforehand that willis and borland would not be returning as well.
but its time to let it go, weeping over the past is for children brother...its time to embrace the future friend =)
>>64664618
>no one has said anything about york
But you're pushing the York party line pretty hard.
You don't even seem to realize that that's where you're getting your information from.
>>64664216
He doesn't even seem to give a shit when he misses, either. 67% completion is ridiculously bad from him.
>>64664697
has nothing to do with york, harbaugh just wasnt that passionate about remaining with the team. dude was always kind of strange...all im saying is that i wouldnt be surprised if he wanted to bail, from a certain perspective it looked like he wasnt really interested in returning. cant really blame him, you got babies on the team complaining about him, how he handled alex, how he over worked them, you got york talking some shit about winning with class, you got the ultimate lame franchise in the seahawks on your tail, you got a aging team...i wouldnt be surprised if the lack of interest from harbaugh was due to all this.
>>64664925
GABDRAGON
HERE WE GO
Where is Hayne pls?
>>64664978
That dreadlocked predator lookin nigga gonna steal all Haynes carries
>>64665039
Fug, I should have slept in
>>64664978
Harris is miles better tbqh
hayne and kap are gonna be amazing for other teams, watch
dat dreadlock nigga can dance tho
The 49ers really need to lose this game.
>that play
HAHA THE $(ers ARE TRYING TO LOSE THIS SHIT SO BADLY
Harris fucked up
HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW HAYNE IN NOW
>>64665161
Ask and ye shall recieve my son
elite football
FUCKING GABBERT
>literally unable to pass the ball 2 metres
Jesus, a fucking tied game.
I really hope the Rams can go down the field and score in 4 minutes.
Elite special teams contribution by Hayne there
>>64665241
>2 metres
It's yards, 2.187 yards
This game deserves to go to OT and no one deserves to score and win
>HAYNE IN ON THE KICKOFF
HAYNE
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Those buildings in that shot next to the Coit tower cost $4400 a month to live in.
>juvenile 'banter', chimp outs and chest beating after every play
why are these 'athletes' so embarrassing?
What are the odds of Tomsula getting fired when this game is over?
>Rams pissing away a lead they could have easily kept with an iota of a functional offense
Yep, this is the Rams I know and love
>>64665575
Pretty sure it's been confirmed
>>64665616
Thank god.
>>64665597
Are you going to keep rooting for the team in LA?
shit
the mafia is tampering with my food
>>64665739
I hate it when that happens
>>64665575
The only way he can keep his job is to put in Hayne and let him score a 60 yard touchdown.
magical dragon
>>64665664
Whilst I don't disagree, it's not like we're going to do much better whilst York is still running things.
ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE EELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE LITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE ELITE
Fucking magic
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>that dead duck as he's getting sacked
>that Boldin out of nowhere
>that first down
These fucking 49ers.
Can't even fucking lose a game properly.
You guys are in field goal range now... fuck
>gabbert would be eternal mvp pro bowler if he threw with a blind fold
tomsula is legit elite
>>64665847
>nailed crossfield deepball while getting hit
>misses wide open guy with time to throw
>punting at this stage of the game
That's some elite play calling right there
FUCK OFF TOMSULA
ENJOY UNEMPLOYMENT
>le punt on 4th and 4 with nothing to lose
Oh, thank god.
Tomsula wants to be fired.
>punting one yard outside field goal range
Goodbye tom-shitla you piece of shit
Nice punt, I was afraid the 49ers might accidentally win this game and fuck up their draft position and possibly save Tomsula from getting fired.
Hopefully that punt seals the deal.
>>64665689
Yes. Spent too much time with this one and I'm too attached.
and of course, nothing good comes of it
>>64665919
that's some good 49er football right there
>4-11 record
>about to get fired
>4th and 4 on the 40
>Tie game
>Punt
Good hire, Jed.
Why the punt? Are the 49ers literally trying to give us the game?
based tomsula saving our draft position
>Tomsula
>nobody wants to win this game
>>64666034
The only person in the 49ers organization that want the 49ers to win is Blaine Gabbert.
>gifted the fucking game by our rivals
>still can't string together a drive for a fucking field goal
Jesus fuck why, seriously. Why. What is so hard about putting points on the board?
Hayne to score in OT
cap this
GREAT JOB ELLINGTON
They're literally trying to not fucking win...
Let us get the safety
that punt
>49ers just watching the ball roll by
I JUST WANT US TO GO 8-8 SO FUCKING BAD GOD DAMNIT
>>64666200
That dab
GOAT punter
>40 seconds left
>Take a knee
hahahah fucking Tomsula you are retarded
Overtime?
Are you fucking kidding me?
This season won't fucking die, goddamn.
this is going to be hilarious...
>>64666217
I JUST WANT US TO GO 4-12 SO TOMSULA GETS FIRED AND WE GET A TOP 5 DRAFT PICK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! FUCK!!!
>>64666253
the ride anon
you know how it goes
At least we got to see that Gabbert wizard throw to Boldin.
this fucking meme game
>15 yards
It's over
This is the stupidest game I have ever seen.
OVERTIME
V
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T
I
M
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Ram bros, what do we need more? A WR or a QB?
>tfw we have to watch another 15min of play and it ends in a tie
here
we
go
I can't stop laughing. This is insulting to watch.
>>64666446
FUCKING BOTH
>that empty stadium
I love how this game is so fucking terrible that there's not even shit talk in this thread. It's like the fans of both teams have given up on life.
>>64666446
You always need a QB more.
I know it's just another 15 minutes max, but I just can't take this anymore. I can't go through another stretch like my childhood.
Wake me up when >we have elite draft picks, a real coach, and ownership/management that isn't toxic.
>I want Jeff Garcia and Mooch back why did they have to leave
Gabbert
>Checkdown
>Checkdown
>Checkdown
>4th down
>>64666581
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
put me in coach
gabbert lels
>coach were getting pretty close to scoring
Well I guess just fumble it
Quints and Hayne scores in OT
>>64666581
Don't forget
>run out of bounds for a loss of 1-2 yards instead of throwing the ball away because that would show as an in completion in his stats
fucking pathetic. Like Alex Smith JR
49ERS FUCKING STOP TRYING TO WIN FUCKING LOSE DAMNT
goddd
Can we just lose or win already? I don't want to watch this shit anymore.
oh dayummmm
BTFO
jesus fuck that hit
Throw that fucking hit on JACKED UP
Gabbert is so stupid putting his body on the line for no fucking reason.
>bruce ill beat you like my wife miller
Elite celebration with his teammates by Hayne there
>This game will never end
>>64666764
Post more
I might as well fap to pass the time until this shitshow is over
>>64666790
lel
>>64666832
>Implying the shitshow of the Rams will ever be over
We're stuck here forever
Holy shit guys we might just win
>destined to end in a tie
May as well just kill myself now
Now just don't fuck up, Rams.
We want that draft pick and coaching vacancy.
welp, its over
gg rasm, grats on 8-8
gg rasm
fuck jed york, etc.
welp gg rams
>inb4 missed fg
Ninersbros you knew we wouldn't get off this easy
>>64667024
Fuck you
>Blocked
WHAT A FUCKING TIME TO BE ALIVE, WE REALLY, *REALLY*, DON'T WANT TO WIN THIS GAME
See you guys next season.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHA
wtf hahahaha
MY SIDES R GONE
THEY ARE VIBRATING SO FAST THEY HAVE TRANSCENDED REALITY AND ARE NOW SHAKING IN THE 5TH DIMENSION
I want to get off Jed Yorks wild ride
LMAO
BLOCKED
What
NO, FUCKING END THIS SEASON. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK OFF THIS SEASON, FUCK OFF ALREADY.
You have to be kidding me.
You HAVE to be kidding me.
I'm fucking done. I can't watch this bullshit.
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>RASM
>RASM
how often does that happen?
THE RIDE NEVER EVER FUCKING ENDS
Jesus fucking christ.
What did we do to deserve this?
no way...
What network is this game on?
Trying to find the channel quicktimes
Hold me $(ers bros.
TOMSULA ON PROMOTION WATCH
NINERS CAN'T EVEN LOSE PROPERLY
Incoming pick
>inb4 blocked Dawson fg
>>64667222
>implying he was anything but a mastermind
>>64667241
RASM PLEASE WE NEED THIS DRAFT
THAT.
TACKLING.
Could it be any more obvious that we're trying to throw this fucking game?
>>64667220
cbs
There goes our draft position.
NINERS WIN AGAIN
Are the fourteen-eyenahs elite?
DON'T FUCK UP OUR DRAFT POSITION
GOD DAMN ITT
>>64667291
Not like it matters with Baalke drafting
>>64667299
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>tfw you kinda want to see him miss for the lels
This is some fucking bullshit.
WE WON THE FUCKING TOILETBOWL
How the fuck is the season saved.
fuck
The Rams must suck ass to lose the niners no offence
Ok, this time for sure.
See you next season $(ers bros.
welp
that was entertaining in its own right
gg rams
>>64667285
Just caught the end
Thanks man, I appreciate that
Do they announce Tomsula canned later tonight or wait until tomorrow?
>>64667396
>asian
Dropped
>that ending
GG Rasm, see you guys next season
Well, we're not drafting a quarterback this year, boys.
See you all next season Rams bros...
It's been another disappointing, yet fun season
>>64667422
I'm sorry.
>>64667449
Really nobody worth a top ten pick. Goff aint that good. Gonna be Gabbert's show for next couple years, maybe try to pick someone in 2nd/3rd round to develop.
>>64667540
>Gonna be Gabbert's show for next couple years
Well, I guess we're already last place in the NFC West so we really can't get any lower.
>>64667582
At least we go into next season with zero expectations.
>>64667582
Maybe a couple more years of sucking and empty Levi's will persuade the Dorks to sell the fucking team.
>>64667704
>tfw our only hope is that Eddie buys the team from the in-laws
what does this mean for the niners?
>>64668548
Drop from 5th to 7th in the draft
If the Niners are really after a QB, this doesn't affect them at all; the two that passed the Niners (Baltimore and Jacksonville) don't need QBs
>>64668660
>Win
>drop in the draft
???
>>64668660
>>64669055
yeah, whats the logic in dropping after a win? thats stupid. I never understood how this draft system works, I'll go read up on it
>>64670118
The worse your season was, the better your draft pick.
The logic being, crappy teams need a lot of help and better teams don't need as much help.
