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OFFICIAL WATFORD VS MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD 1


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>Watford
Gomes (GK); Nyom, Cathcart, Britos, Holebas; Capoue, Watson; Abdi, Deeney (c), Jurado; Ighalo

Arlauskis (GK), Prödl, Behrami, Guedioura, Anya, Berghuis, Oulare

>City
Hart, Kolarov, Otamendi, Mangala, Sagna, Yaya Toure (c), Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero, Sterling

Caballero, Bony, Navas, Zabaleta, Fernando, Clichy, Demichelis

Starts in 1 bong
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>shithampton
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boner/oatman from a setpeice

0-1
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>no iheanacho

fucking hell
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COME ON CITY
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Can see City struggling here desu. Nighalo will go wild on that defence
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>>64617073
>>64616741
>>64616031
>>64615971
>samefag
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>draw incoming
>arsenal lead extended

Top kek lads

We're going to win the league!
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>3 posters
>Dutch city bandwagoner going all out again
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>>64615971
Someone post the pic of this little shit
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>>64617231
here you go la
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>>64617231
i don't have rooney's picture saved :p
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Toure needs to go.
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>>64615971
>he doesn't think >moyes and dutch city fan are the same person
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>>64616971
>>64616971

Dutch-free edition
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>>64617247
HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64617247
old logo, 3/10 see me after class
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>>64617247
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>>64617247

KEK'D AND RECKT
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>>64617419
Lmao
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>>64617419
kek, good job on the wankhand m8
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>you will never lead as worthless a life as a the living breathing meme that is OP
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>>64617419
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I love how BTFO this dutch cunt gets every time he posts

TYBRussia
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>>64617525
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend
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>>64617341
>logo
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>>64617555
not op but trips confirm
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City's formation they've been playing recently is really interesting to watch, essentially a 4-2-2-2 with Sterling and Aguero upfront

They play a really unique attacking style in the prem and are pretty fun to watch if you can endure Sterling's poor finishing (but it's his intelligent runs that make the system work) and Bony's terrible finishing
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If Toure wants to play as number 10 so bad, where does he expect the rest of the team to play?

He needs to man up and play his position well = Aguero + De bruyne goals inc.
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>still have to endure 15 more minutes of children's tv
fucking nbc
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>>64617247
We just need a picture of him walking towards the camera and he's done tbqh
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>>64617624
he's gone when pep comes in
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>>64617639
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>>64617600
>>64617624
>talking about the game
>in a dutch thread
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2016 is the year meme teams die.
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>>64617679
hey you should be on my side man what the fug??
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>>64617684
fuck off the meme isn't even that funny, I mean I get that posting his face can be a laugh but it's got absolutely nothing to do with TSUU and people that just spam lines in caps locks are normally unfunny underage twats that are trying to fit in with the 'epic 4chan humour'
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>>64617639
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LADS
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>>64617754
Spot the redditor
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is that pic of the dutch city bandwagoner actually him?
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>>64617830
Yes
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>>64617830
course it is ;)
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>>64617796
IT'S
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>>64617849
how did you obtain said picture?
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>>64617896
The retard posted it himself whilst fully aware he has tranny lips
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literally what the fuck is happening in this thread
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Bluuuuuuuuuue
Moooooooooon
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>>64617948
eurotrash banter
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>>64617799
Nah mate it's incredibly obvious that the people who post in this epic finishing each other's sentences threads and music lyrics in caps locks are fresh from r/4chan as that is literally a meme on reddit that people copied from /b/ in 2006 or whenever and thought wasn't still a very cringeworthy thing to be doing here

Posting a copypasted line in caps lock is the definition of a reddit meme

edit: thanks for the gold my good sirs :)
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>>64617948
Autistic bandwagoner being btfo
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>>64617944
don't forget he's algerian as well
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YAYA
YAYAYAY
YAYA
YAYA
YAYA
YAYA YAYA
TOURE
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blows my mind how yaya is vicecaptain and not hart
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>>64617959
is this what it's like to live in yurop?
it's not even funny, it's just sad
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Isn't that the Everton music?
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>>64617948
Dutch people have worse sense of humor than people who like adam sandlers movies. Disregard the flag, im not Dutch
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Mongalel hahah
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>>64617997
I dunno mate, I live in Britain
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>>64617997
I wouldn't consider UK europe desu, the UK is just another US really
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>>64617849
He has some cute lips.
I bet he can suck a mean cock
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>>64618031
>dividing threads

why, you fucking horseblowing pedophile
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>>64618007
No, it's Toy Dolls music
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>"If you can stop Deeney and Ighalo from scoring then you can win the game"
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ighalo will be top scorer after this game
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>>64618031
btfo
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>>64618063
>horseblowing
what

and I didn't make that thread
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MON WATFORD
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>watford have been a revelation
what does he mean by this?
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>>64618156
they have been revealed
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FIGHT
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>>64618183
AND
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>>64618183
AND WIN
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Draw or Man city lose

Man C is terrible away
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I'm no longer a Laycester fan, go The Watfords!
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>>64618183
CRUD
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>>64618201
kek
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>>64618201
That guy's face has always bothered me, I can't work out why
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LETS GO HORNETS
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Watford will beat citeh, book it Algerian cunt
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why does watford have a moose on their logo if they dress like bees?
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>yfw da Bees win da EPLEL
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As an Arsenal fan, I want Watford to win this
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>>64618237
Why are the Columbus Crew and NYCFC playing right now?
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Mangala is a fucking donkey
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my stream is behind lads, please meme with a 3 minute or so delay, thank you
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Is
KolArov
a
Muslim?
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AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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sterling going to get sent off later, count on it
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>>64618288
the fuck are you talking about friend
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Watford City Football Club FC
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>sterling chimping out already
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>sterling

Wtf was that
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>>64618351
what a hideous creature
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>twatford
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>>64618378
sick g
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>>64618390
>pronouncing twat as twot

americruds
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>>64618350
I didn't mean to >(you) you, Vlad
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Why do people still boo Sterling? He didn't leave Watford.
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Is Leroy Sané going to be elite?
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Why is Dortmund playing in England?
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>>64618355
Great post
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Expecting lots of man shitty refball in this game, the FA are fucking desperate to stop Arsenal winning the league
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>sterling's hair
I want to grab his head and shave it 2bh
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wahey
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>>64618439
>wanting to grab another mans head
bit gay, lad
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>>64618425
Kloop moved there, so did they
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>>64618413
>pronouncing wat as wot
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>>64618439
>
its the fetty wap cut mate
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flopping cunts
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>9/11
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FLY REF, FLY FREE! SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE AN EAGLE
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isn't it odd that the two meme teams watford and leicester have had countlesss refball in their favour

not saying its intentional, but perhaps its sub concious, the refs want the underdogs to win

happened AGAIN today for leicester but they missed the pen
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>>64618460
There's nothing gay in grabbing another man's head while he sucks your dick tbqh lad
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>>64618460
I wouldn't do it in a loving and tender fashion though
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This ref is an ABA cunt
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>dutch ""people""
>White
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DEEENEEY

(is a ridiculously fowl creature)
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>>64618523
>>64618518
i suppose its okay if hes really fem and looks like a girl
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Citeh looking like shit
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>>64618511
ball don't lie
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Otamendi got REKT
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Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day.
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super slow thred
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>Ighalo "Ighalo" Ighalo
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Watford are good, but not as good as your Tottenhams, your Arsenals or your Leicesters.
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is there a better looking prem manager than quique flores?
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>>64618549

overjustification effect, it's happened to chelsea it's happened to utd, it's now happening to city.
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>>64618568
top analysis
submit your CV to MotD right now
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Watford's manager is a handsome gentleman
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Dark days ahead lads
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>>64618570
Guus Hiddink
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>>64618570
His mother was a gypsy though. Or it was his father? Whatever, but that's a fact.
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>>64618580
R A R E
A
R
E
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great day for >US to win on the road desu senpai
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>>64618583
Damn... I was using my university VPN, good thing I didn't stream porn. Did that once, and the university logo was all over porn ads
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Just got done playing GH3
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>>64618583
>having to get an illegal stream of a foreign network to watch a game happening in your own country
the uk, ladies and gentlemen
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>>64618560
>>>>>>>>>>
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Kinda wish >we could have found a place for Capoue at Spurs.

Obviously a very good player.
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>Abmc
Nigga plz
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>>64618615
>han har ikke tv2 sumo

Poorfag detected
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Sterling is good but is he on the levels of your Silvas, your De Bruynes or your Agueros?
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>>64618621
don't want to give that aussie cunt my money desu
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pls don't bully silva
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Watford simply must win this, for the sake of Lester.
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>>64618646
>31/12/15+02/00/00
ser på TV. baka
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top manlet
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>>64618663
i just like that we get more premier league games on broadcast (free) tv than you do
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>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE SHIT
kek man city plastics btfo
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>>64618649
He aint even drinking age
You only hatin cuz he runs like a twink and hes black bitch
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>19 mins
How the fuck is Aguero still standing
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> Mangalel
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MANG-GHAAALA
>sounds like the commentator is Norwegian
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>>64618676
Dark, gritty days are objectively the best days to play soccer
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Tbh, Igahlo is exactly the player Spurs need alongside Kane. Shame he likely wont be available till the summer.
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>English "Premier" League
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"he's got Mangala on a piece of toast there"

good commentary desu
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>>64618649
I fucking hate when pundits do that
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>>64618740
""""""ENGLISH"""""""
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Aguero a shit
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If City are struggling here, imagine how they're going to fare against your Bayerns or Barcelonas or your Real Madrids.
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>>64618720

objectively wrong, the best day is a fresh & clear may afternoon
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>>64618758
>>64618649
>>64618568
i like this new meme
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>>64618758
m8 those teams wouldn't stand a chance against Watford, Stoke or West Brom
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>>64618696
He turned 21 last month
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>>64618758
Shut the fuck up Michael Owen
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>>64618772
This
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Mongala looks like he's about to collapse in tears at any moment.
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>>64618758
>your Bayerns or Barcelonas or your Real Madrids.
Where is this meme coming from? For some reason it makes me laugh
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>>64618772
nah lad, a late american summer night, its comfy and is neither cold or hot
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>my
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Kike Flores > Jurgen Flopp
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More like Watferrari
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>>64618774
I quite like it as well
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>le foodball manager
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Black hawk down!
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>>64618772
>not a somewhat warm & clear evening in June
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More like Watford amirite?
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yaya looks old as fuck
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>>64618758
>20 minutes in
Arsenal Leicester or Manchester United will fair better in cl huh?
Fuck off.
Dive into the Thames why dont you
Sterling, TOURE, silva, and de bruyne are a top 5 midfield in Europe. Probe me wrong
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>>64618777
You mean your Watfords, your Stokes, your West Broms?
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>>64618856
Denmark, pls
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>>64618833

but do you like it as much as your TSUUU's, your semen-slurping-sports, your >Torreses?
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>>64618774
This meme is just fine, but it's not up there with your cuck or kek or your >we
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>>64618864
Your Seattle Sounders, Fight and Wins, and Us 12s
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Mark Hughes would walk the quadruple with this team
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>>64618778
Can he legally do whippets yet?
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isn't it weird how it's only the shit teams who have players in good form
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>>64618790
it's not a meme, it's an old figure of speech
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>>64618860
>Probe me wrong

Nice Freudian slip faggot.
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>>64618790
Some English commentators say shit like this, souness and owen come to mind
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>>64618864
>>64618872
>>64618874
>>64618878
I don't know why am I laughing that much at these
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>>64618874
>your
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>>64618881
>can't even best pulisball on a chilly Saturday in the Midlands
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>>64618887
>doing whippets

why.PNG
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Deeney looks like the biggest inbred retard
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>it was always going to go wide
>it was always going to be too high
worst phrase, imo
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>>64618896
>>64618903
Thanks lads
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>>64618919
they make the best slaves
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>Stairling
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>fifty million
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>>64618902
Well play,kingdom of bants
I aint even mad
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Is there a worse finisher than sterling?
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SHITLING
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>>64618913
>png in caps

why.png
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FIFTY MILLION BRITISH MONEYS
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>>64618941
football is slavery m8
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sterling 100% gay
nothing wrong with that just its so obvious
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>Rameme Sterlel
>>
whats the best degree to take if you want to get into football management? psychology?
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>>64618967
Benteke :-:
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>HE'S HIT IT WITH REAL VENOM
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Reminder that liverpool got 50 million for sterling

Reminder that liverpool got 70 million for someone who had a three month football ban
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>>64618860
>Probe me wrong

I laughed my fucking ass off at this
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>>64618978
>this flag
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is Stealing the biggest flop in english football
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Coon is finished
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>>64618975
>>64618975

5 live thread lads, better than watching this shite.
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>>64618881
Mark Hughes is good, but does he really compare with your Guardiolas, or Bielsas, or your Pardews?
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>>64618987
Accounting and Finance
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>>64618978
>le being a construction worker in Qatar is slavery
>>
i want all johnny foreigners to leave
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>>64619007

No, Ox.
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>>64619023
>Bielsas
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>>64619023
should I visit china m8?
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>>64619007
He's been very good for us so far, it's his clever movement that makes our current system work

He definitely could improve his finishing but younger players don't tend to score that often anyway
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>>64618978
>that flag
>this topic

Actually you'd be the right man to go to. #banter #lol
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>>64619007
>Torres
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>>64619035
I agree Alberto
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>>64618987
Literally teaching.

I'm not memeing.

Mou was a teacher
>this homework betrays me
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>>64619048
Well Freddy Adu was scoring pro goals at 14, dumb ass! haha!
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WAHEY
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>>64619035
Fuck off Pedro
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606 thread?
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>>64619069
Literally who?
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>>64619068

mourinho has been sacked twice by chelsea though
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>>64619056
he's not english
Schürrle, Di Maria and Ballotelli would take the cake if we were talking about foreigners in EPL in recent years
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>>64619103
Literally the next Pele, have you been living on a secluded Island or something?
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>untford
get it?
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>>64619068
>this homework betrays me
this made me kek more than it should've
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>>64618987
Refugee sciences
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>>64618987
Business Admin minor with a Sports Psychology major
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>>64619104
He's also a multimillionaire.
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>>64618987

may i suggest... engineering?
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>>64618868

The US education system wins again!
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>>64619027
Why? I am doing it...
Maybe Management is a better option
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>>64619169
I think he earned those money after his teaching career was over.
>>
will i ever afford a rolex
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>>64618692
it's the difference between land of the free and "bin-that-knife" -caliphate
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>>64619122
You said in English football
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>>64619046
Yes. I'm enjoying it so far. I've only been to three places, one was shit (Shijuazhuang), one was kinda shit (Beijing) and one was really great (Hangzhou). Hangzhou is kinda soulless, which is sad, but it's basically first world, except with great, cheap food everywhere. I'm here studying btw. Were you thinking of coming here? I think avoiding the north-east would be a good idea because of the pollution.
>>
Bony is a better option than aguero at this point
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>>64619210

how free are the birds m8?
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>>64619122
>schurrle

Wtf are you talking about, he was decent, and they made a profit from selling him
>>
PENULTY
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>>64618570
He looks like an actor, they always have beards in interviews
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Refball
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>it's a 0-0 episode
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ooof
good call by the ref
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>>64619226

> that flag

and I say this as a fellow countryman
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>>64619210

son get your ass to shangahi. fresh wet pussy from china's finest bitches on a plate for any non-obese westerner without holes in his clothes.
>>
I take it back
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>>64619204
english as in the nationality

>>64619249
>he was decent
extremely poorly memed friendo
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>>64619300

now this is what i'm talking about
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Looking on City's bench at your Fernandos, your Bonys, your Zabaletas, they don't have a lot to change this game.
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are soccer players still hung over from new years? lot of 0-0 results today
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>>64619248
You always see weird looking foreigners with Chinese girls, so there's no problem there.

>>64619300
b-b-but i like it here
Shanghai is only an hour train ride away
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>>64619300
s-seriously? I dont speak gook though, wouldn't that be a big issue
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>>64619324
how many fernandos and bonys are on the bench
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0-0

>"British" "Premiere" League
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le spend £500bn an can't perform without one CB face
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>>64619286
You have no idea what you're talking about americunt
>>
that vincent condi has a head shaped like a bean
>>
cheeky Touré blooter when
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>mfw the soulless club of man city won't win anything for two seasons in a row
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>>64619337
English will get you far.
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>>64619308
I would like to comprehend your high standards. Who would you call a good player?
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>>64619338
He lost it around the world cup
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>>64619329
well of course lad, your beers, your cocktails and your shots, they all have an effect on players
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>>64619361
Pellegrini is a hack.
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>>64619308
>i never watched Andre Shurrle in Chelsea

That has got to be the only way you could possibly classify Shurrle as a flop, let alone put him in with Di fucking Maria.
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> Dinho's little spic moustache

o I am loving it
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>>64619361
>yfw they bring the rich mans' Aaron Lennon off the bench
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>>64619406
I bet your girlfriend had a lot of shots
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>people unironically called aguero the best player in the league and the best striker in the world

LMFAO
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>>64619406
thanks for the input lad, I'm keeping a track of pointless stats this will help
>>
>>64619411
He's done better than any brazilian coach recently
>>
Fuck me the televised games over the holiday period have been shit.

>Man Utd - Chelsea
>Leicester - City
>Sunderland - Liverpool
>this

only good game I've seen was Southampton Arsenal
>>
>>64619434
You could have a lot of shots too if you stepped outside.
.
.
.
GUN shots
>>
>>64619446
What about dutch coaches?
>>
>>64619438
Why is that funny exactly? He literally was until he got injured again.
>>
>>64619438
he's not even the best player on his team
>>
>>64619446
Not a good point of reference, our coaches are dumber than doors and nothing is expected from them.
>>
>>64619454
Tomorrow might be good
>>
>>64619476
He only scored 5 goals before his injury.
>>
Halftime lads, let's see your slags, your bitches, your ass shots
>>
>>64619438
>le 5 goals against Newcastle man

the previous 3 seasons were a fluke
>>
cold out
>>
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dare I say it
is it time?
>>
>>64619546
go away /brit/
>>
>>64619475
Im not dutch though. Pelegrini has done better than most dutch coaches too, at least recently. Rijkaards Barcelona was probably better though
>>
>>64619517
still world class
>>
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>It's some kind of 4-4-2!
--Michael Owen, looking upon a team playing a common 4-2-3-1
>>
>>64619559
what's the point if they don't have a cock?
>>
Should I get Shogun 2?
>>
Is the dutch bandwagoner legitimately autistic?
>>
>>64619559
Fuck you I´m trying not to fap. Been doing it at least 3 times a day during Christmas, I need to stop at some point.
>>
>>64619596
well 4231 is some kind of 442
>>
>0-0

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore.
>>
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>>64619596
>>
>these shit car ads using star wars music
>>
>>64619662
keep them coming la
>>
>>64619653
Yeah, it's one of those 442s that isn't 442
>>
It's that time again!

Post your sloots, your slags and your waifus.
>>
>>64619559
time to get me depressed?
>>
>>64619662
>>64619596
Post Owen quotes
>>
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>>64619682
cheeky one more
>>
>>64619648
>tfw lately been getting a splitting headache when i wank
need to stop imo
>>
>>64619696
>Scoring more than the other team drastically increases their chances of winning.

Also nice digits la.
>>
>>64619596
>>64619662
Is Michael Owen the Alan Partridge of reality?
>>
>>64619648
>brit commercials
>>
>>64619662
>>64619703
Did he genuinely, legitimately say these. I new he was bad i didn't think it was this bad
>>
>>64619696

Owen is shit, but is he as shit as your Linekers, your Carraghers, your Henrys?
>>
>>64619559
>she has an identical twin sister
>>
>>64619744
was watching football one day and though Neville's commentary was really off form for a change before finding out it was actually Owen.
>>
>>64617555
Don't forget your 200+ ex girlfriends
>>
>>64619780

who is she?

t. s. demon
>>
>>64619705

happens to me sometimes
>>
>a fat american not writing a book is headline news

baka desu senpai
>>
>>64619874
God's wrath m8
>>
Camila and Mariana Davalos
>>64619853
>>
>>64619874
There was a study done that proved that dogs were more likely to steal food when the lights are off simply because they know we can't see them do it.
>>
>>64619883
the fuck are you talking about
>>
>>64619874
how do i make it stop lad
>>
>>64619923
Wank more
>>
>>64619703
kek
>>
>>64619923
codeine
>>
This new meme is good but is it on the level of your 7-1s, your cucks, your is he dare I say it shits?
>>
which part of watford is everyone from then
>>
>>64619923
commit sudoku
>>
>tfw this greasy as fuck pizza will undoubtedly give me the shits

I can't stop eating it, lads
>>
Watford is an anagram of Fat word
>>
>TFW 25 and can't grow a beard

Is there any vitamins or shit I can take to help?
>>
>>64619927
>>64619951
bad suggestions

>>64619978
cheers m8
>>
>>64619648
better than suicide
>>
>>64620003
Do some lifting m8.
>>
>>64619970
near the station
>>
>>64620001
more like... wat for?

amirite?
>>
>>64618874

meme has fully crystallized; thread peaks
>>
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>Slag posting is dead
i dont like neo-/sp/
>>
manchester city is an anagram of Chances Time Try

and Catchers Em Tiny
and Cancer Smite Thy
and Cancer Me Shitty
>>
>>64619970
Ighalo is my wife's new bf
>>
>>64619970
vicarage road desu
>>
W/a/tford
>>
>>64620012

Excerise = more testosterone = increased sex drive + beard growth right?

Fuck it. New years resolution. Get fit.
>>
great cucky half-time commercial there britfriends
>>
>>64619970
i live in odion ighalo st. m8
>>
>>64620033
I (King) used to do all the slag posting
>>
>>64620033
I tried breh
I tried...
>>
Off to subway lads, want anything?
>>
>>64620033
4 2 3 1 5
>>
>>64620077
NYRs pls go
>>
>>64620098
a gf
>>
>>64620038
>Me Shitty Cancer
>>
>>64620098
Big Mac
>>
>>64620077
>Excerise = more testosterone
Nope. Or negligible at any rate.
> = increased sex drive
this bit is true
>+ beard growth
no, this isn't contigent on test levels. I saw a documentary where some 17 year old idiot was taking gear because he thought it would make him grow facial hair. Doesn't work like that.
>>
>>64620077
it doesnt work that way tho

t. been lifting for over 10 years and i dont have a full beard
>>
>>64619970
that one road with the shop owned by those pakis, I don't know the name yet, I just moved here after Leicester's 3 scoreless draws
>>
>>64619912
I went on the BBC site to see if anyone had scored yet and they informed me about some guy who hasn't finished writing his book
>>
>>64620084
not even sure what country your form 2bh
>>
>>64620098
Something healthy
>>
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>ywn make it with niamh
jdimsa

>>64620091
no I'm king
>>
Whenever I look up to the TV I think for a second that Watford has new posts
>>
>>64620098
Get me sum cheeky nando's
>>
>>64620136
3
>>
>>64620142
>new posts
I mean some (Yous)'s, not new posts
>>
>>64620098
A cookie
>>
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>>64620033
here man
>>
>>64620136
>she will never wrap those thighs around your face
>>
jammy twats

what a joke of a team
>>
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>>
Watch City score and then all of a sudden the Dutch Bandwagonner starts posting again
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
CORNER GOAL

RARE
>>
BASED WATFORD
>>
>straight in
>straight in
>straight in
>straight in
>>
GO WATFORD

OUR YEAR LA
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
Oh for fuck sake
Are Arsenal really winning the league?
>>
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D

He tried that last week too
>>
>MAN SHITTY
>>
lolarov
>>
TSU
>>
>>64620286
who the fuck is milo yiannopolous

and average managers dont take teams out of a relegation zone and get them promoted
>>
>>64620286
real?
>>
>HART

LMAO
>>
>Watson vs Man City
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BANDWAGONER PLASTICS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
2ND CORNER GOAL BY WATFORD THIS SEASON

LEL
>>
WATSON FOR WATFORD

DARE I SAY THAT WAS

ELEMENTARY???????
>>
NICE ONE KOLAROV, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>
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HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS HORNETS
>>
>>64620098

all the money in the cash register
do it or you're out of the gang
>>
BENDS WATSON BENDS WATSON BENDS WATSON BENDS WATSON
>>
>owngolarov
>>
>>64620286
twitter verifies anyone these days
>>
>>64620136
might do though, girls with ugly mates are usually easy
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>64620136
>tfw no wide-hipped gf
>>
Who /All life Watforlad/ here?
>>
WEBBUM WHEN
>>
u Wat m8
>>
OLYMPIC GOAL?!
>>
>the city of serbian football
>>
U WOT SON
W
O
T
S
O
N
>>
arsenal are literally going to win the league, football is saved
>>
>city in charge of winning an away game
>>
>>64620372
They didn't verify me.
>>
>>64620342
he's some kind of neckbeard cult leader because he says edgy things about women and leftists
>>
BEN WATSON TERRORISING MAN CITY YET AGAIN
>>
>>64620342
>not knowing based Milo
>>
>it's a ben watson meme corner

MY SIDES

>Cancerchester city
>Dutch faggots on suicide watch
>>
>>64620402
when was the last time they even scored at an away game?
>>
i have to say Watford are looking really good, but can they beat your Tottenhams, your Arsenals, your Liverpools?
>>
>Joe Shart
>>
can pep turn this team around?
>>
>>64620400
inb4 they're pipped by tottenham
>>
>>64620342
self-hating faggot attention whore with edgy opinions4u
>>
KIKE FLORES I LOVE YOU
>>
>watson tries to score from a corner against utd
>tries it again vs city
>hart still takes the step out
>>
Corner goals are good, but they're not quite your free kicks, your penalties, your thow-ins
>>
>it's a memeteam takes the lead only to be crushed by a late city surge episode
>>
>people actually rate Joe Shart
>>
>>64620429
I'm not keeping records but I heard they had 1 goal in 6 away games or something
>>
>>64620441
Poop guardiolel is going to manchester united m8
>>
is that literally fucking gomie on goal for watford?
>>
>>64620415
are there dutch people in man city's line up right now?
>>
>>64620453
Nearly did against Spurs
>>
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>>64620452
>KIKE
>>
>K(OG)LAROV
>>
Pellegrinni's answer to anything is bring on Navas. What a completely shit manager
>>
>>64620485
>on goal
fuck off yank
>>
this will be draw at worst for city
>>
Higuain to City WHEN
>>
>kolarov

Clichy wouldnt have done that
>>
>>64620431
They've already beaten your Liverpools 3-0.
>>
>>64620515
And he'll manage Chelsea next year
>>
le cut outside and overhit a cross man
>>
NAVAS
A
V
A
S

ogre desu
>>
>Stershit
>>
What is this Tsuu meme?
>>
Stream where?? my stream is perfect but can't get rid of ads in the middle of the fucking video
>>
>>64620539
Le one footed player man
>>
What's going on, City? This squad on paper should be stomping Watford.
>>
It's funny that people really think Guardiola will dominate with City. He's had some success, but it's far too soon to be putting him up there in the pantheon with your shanklys, your busbys, your fergusons, your wengers.
>>
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>>64620549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8se6GH1lZRo
>>
>>64620562
Your local NBC border blaster
>>
>>64620562
aceplayer
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>>
>>64620577

game isnt played on paper
>>
>>64620549
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
vine/webm of the goal???
>>
>>64620577
they are not that good.
>>
>>64620574
le pacey black lad
>>
>>64620562

You're welcome to this sack of shit

http://live.shwidget.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-watford-fc-manchester-city-football-england-premier-league-216337.html

What's yours?

Also, any decent streams?
>>
>>64620562
I like http://www.navixsport.com/

Has a hard viewer limit to ensure no lag though so refresh if you can't get in right away.
>>
>>64620577
Their midfield and defence is shite and Aguero's injuries are taking a toll on him.
>>
>>64620588
thank you based anon didn't realize this was on the NBC main channel
>>
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>>64620577
Football is played on glass
>>
Ffs citeh
Watford?
Really?
Is all that transfer money worth nothing?
>>
>>64620584
do people fap to this?
>>
>>64620549
penaldo yelled TSUUU when he won some prize iirc

and now he does it every time he scores
>>
if your logo is an animal, you're a meme team

correct?
>>
>>64620608
streamsp.com
>>
>>64620633
You don't?
>>
>sterling left liverpool to win trophies la

top kek
>>
>>64620603
How much was sterling again? Fuckin hell
>>
>mongala
>>
>>64620633
tsiiiiiiii
>>
>Sterling £50m
>De Bruyne £55m
>Mongala £40m
>Flopamendi £30m
>>
>>64620562
Use adblock faggot
>>
>>64620618
np. where do you live that you're close enough to the border that you can get US tv? windsor?
>>
WAT

GOMEZ FROM PSV?

KEK

KEK

KEK
>>
It's all very well doing this against City, but if Watford are serious about getting into Europe they will need to play like this week in week out against your aston villas, your wests ham and brom, your southamptons, your watfords
>>
>>64620619
You tried to be a smug cunt and you ended up fucking it up. I love it when people like you get their comeuppance.
>>
Are wuhfud the new lester?
>>
>>64620577
Their squad really isn't that good.

No Kompany. Aguero and Toure are over the hill. Fernandinho, Mangala are shit.
>>
>>64620549
>>64620639
>>64620592
It's Siiii
>>
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>>64620654
>>64620657
50 (fifty) million pounds sterling
>>
ERA PENAL
>>
>>64620619

No its not
>>
>>64620651
So he just went from one trophieless team to another then
>>
>>64620673
everyone gets the main networks from the states in canada I'm pretty sure it's part of basic cable
>>
>>64620657
> flopamendi

hes the only decent player in the squad 2bh
>>
>West Brom
>not even in the west
>>
>>64620654
Forty nine(49) Million Pounds >Sterling
>>
>>64620645
if your logo is a devil, you're an evil team?
>>
>>64620690
kek, no
>>
>>64620619
they should play football on concrete

that would solve the diving problem
>>
who is arsenal's captain?
>>
What is that lower league song the poverty teams like palace and watford sing?
>>
>>64620731
>tfw having to play on concrete two thirds of the year because the field was closed due to >british weather
>tfw permanently scabby knees
>>
>>64620680
Too deep for you
>>
>>64620444
trips 4 impossibilities
>>
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WAKE ME UP
>>
Is it true Sterling has about 7 niglets to about 6 different women?
>>
>>64620734
arteta
>>
>>64620747
whoaaaaa whoawhoa whoaaaaaaa
something something something
whoaaaaa whoawhoa whoaaaaaaa
>>
>TSoUre
>>
>>64620765
you don't even to shoop the eyes in
>>
>>64620765
BEFORE YOU GO GO
>>
who /tsuuuuuuu/ here?
>>
>>64620769
no he's just got a daughter
>>
>>64620747
HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO HOSAY MOREENO
>>
>>64620765

WHEN IT'S ALL OVER
>>
>>64620452
What the fuck? Is he a male photo model or a football manager?
>>
>>64620776
thats the one

i wonder what theyre saying, im sure its really witty and creative
>>
>People still unironically rate Sterling

Pathetic
>>
>>64620747
we're by faaaaaaaar the greatest team
the world has ever seen
>>
>>64620798
watch out, you might get banned
>>
what's your favourite Chelsea song lads?

Personally, mine is CHELSEA, CHELSEA CHELSEA,.....CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA
>>
>>64620676
>but if Watford are serious about getting into Europe they will need to play like this week in week out against your aston villas, your wests ham and brom, your southamptons, your watfords

Watford are going to have to play like this against your Watfords?
>>
That Silva wew lad
>>
>>64620513
>I KNOW NA-SINK
>>
>>64620747
NO ONE LIKES US
NO ONE LIKES US
>>
lads rate my banter:

saw a guy at the supermarket with a aston villa hat on him so naturally i went up to him and yelled JUST!!!! in his face and ran away
>>
>>64620840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Rl1u6SUCw
>>
pep bringing messi to city /confirmed/?
>>
>>64620816
no he's just spanish
>>
>>64620841
Yes. Your Watfords doesn't necessarily imply watford themselves, it's your watfords.
>>
>>64620816

Poor guy will never surpass Poop.
>>
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rate my gf lads
>>
>>64620861
les me guess, you were wearing your full chelsea kit?
>>
City will never be taken seriously as a big team long as they play in that shade of blue.
>>
>>64620847
>>64620847
>>64620847
>>64620847
LIFEBOAT
>>
>>64620717
It's in the West Midlands you fucking cretin
>>
>>64620890
did she ever show boob?
>>
Man City is bad at _________

>fill in the blanks
>>
>>64620904
Light blue is nice. Not even a fan
>>
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>>64620816
>le frowning man
>>
>>64620920
The movie was suppose to have a nude scene with her, but her muh feminism pride stopped it
>>
lmao why would he sub in bony at cb? officially lost it
>>
>>64620960
what movie?
>>
>>64620890
pelicula?
>>
>capoo
>>
>>64620765
WHEN ITS ALL OGRE
>>
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