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CLE:Report: Pettine likely to be fired next week
ARZ:Michael Floyd (knee) questionable for Week 17
STL:Todd Gurley (foot) officially listed doubtful
CIN:Eifert to return from concussion against BAL
PIT:Martavis Bryant (illness) listed questionable
GB:McCarthy: Fumbling Starks will stay involved
CAR:Panthers list WR Ted Ginn (knee) as doubtful
CAR:Jonathan Stewart ruled out for Week 17 finale
NYJ:Bilal Powell questionable, likely out Week 17
NE:Edelman doesn't travel with Pats for Week 17
STL:Todd Gurley (foot) wearing a walking boot
STL:Todd Gurley misses second straight practice
CIN: Bengals are da bomb
1st for ravens
Chiefs
I'll repost this in here for that lazy anon who said he wanted to make one of these with Carr politely opening a door holding a cross.
Now it's halfway done you lazy fuck.
Let's all laugh at the Clots
Ha hah ahahaha
>for every win the browns get, they will feed a starving child in america
>>64603983
Laugh at this!
*grabs dick*
Anyone have the picture of Judas?
>>64594044
Why does this WEBM exist... what is going on
>>64604003
lewd
>>64603993
How do I achieve this?
>>64604017
As I posted in the previous thread
I think it's a criticism of that clock-kid muslim.
A lot of actual smart people (physicists and non-retards) came out and saying he didn't actually make a clock, he just took one out of a stock build like that webm showed.
And it basically proved he and his family were frauds.
Didnt stop Obongo from inviting him to the whitehouse and cuckerberg promising him a gorrillion dollars
>>64604025
become a browns fan
get a special disease that I forgot the name of
>>64604028
I'm pretty convinced he was trying to pull a prank, he had a backup plan when he got caught. People fell for it.
The guy is a master troll.
Now that $cam has been exposed, can anyone stop New England?
>>64604084
What did you mean by this?
>>64604084
Injuries can
>Chandler Jones out with a toe injury
>>64604084
The panthers
The cardinals
the jets
the (osweiler lead) broncos
the (almost) giants
the iggles for fucks sake
The Pats are the ones who have been exposed.
>>64604028
wait whats clock kid muslim? if i kid makes a clock he makes millions of dollars?
>>64604050
I want to do it natty famn.
>>64604123
>The Pats are the ones who have been exposed.
lmao
we're gonna one and done again
I fucking hate my life why can't they win steelers and ravens senpaitachi
>>64604123
Tfw pats fans everywhere can actually sleep at night because the ravens arn't in the playoffs
The Bills are gonna win r-right?
>>64604128
This muslim kid made a clock for school and wanted to show off to his teacher and the school called the police on him for thinking its a bomb
they "racially profiled" him
>>64604158
careful boss.
There's a razor in that cake
>>64604028
Ohhhh shit, yeah I never read the full story about that clock kid. Thanks anon.
>tfw top 3 TE
>>64604128
There was a muslim kid in Texas who brought in his "homemade clock" to school, which got him arrested because the teachers thought it was a bomb when he showed them and the cops came
Then the SJWs on the internet started to flip out because MUH RACISM MUH STEREOTYPING MUH REEEEE
And of course, Obongo being the race-baiting sack of shit he is also threw in his support
When pictures of the "homemade clock" were released, smart people realized the dude was a fraud, and all the attention he got wasn't warranted.
There's also other stuff to the story that would annoy you, like the kid ignoring the White House invite to go to a Arab Prince invitation, but now the kid is moving to Qatar with his family so there's that.
The whole story is kind of sketchy, like his parents made him do it or something.
>>64603933
The Bengals can beat the Chiefs or Jest
>>64604158
>Counting on the Bills
>>64604148
>losing to a backup QB
>elite
pick 1
Packers suck and will lose their next two games.
>>64604193
Just like the last time the Bengals played the Jets in the playoffs?
>>64604181
>>64604168
I hate sandniggers
>>64604244
to be fair they cant beat anyone in the playoffs
>>64604155
Dont get used to it
Ravens are getting a first round bye next year
How many teams looking for HC this year?
>>64604397
Browns (probably)
Eagles
Colts
49ers
>>64604359
Bruh I'm a ravensbro
>>64604531
+
TEN
MIA
JAX?
SD?
is nobody rooting for an epic fitzmagic owl run
>>64604531
Cross off eagles and write ravens :^)
>>64604633
SD, yes.
Fuck McCoy, Reich, and Pagano.
>>64604634
I want to but...
>>64604634
No fuck the Jest
>>64604668
HOL UP
>>64604603
Dr Pavel, Im CIA.
>>64604650
harbaugh is going to retire with the ravens :^)
Am I the only one who wants to eat an elephant and post on social media about it just to piss liberals off?
>>64604694
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>64604703
My mother loves elephants, so yes
>>64604531
Hue to Cleveland to wreck everyone's shit for the next ten years confirmed.
>>64604633
Gus is coming back for 2016.
Can anyone post the picture of the tripcuck Judas Kiss?
>>64604741
Being a drummer for Spinal Tap has more job security than being the coach of the Browns
>>64604756
She'd be the GOAT if her eyes weren't so far apart. She has ayy lmao written all over her face and there's nothing she can reasonably do about it.
>>64604750
?qwhy?
>>64604792
I dunno, ask Shad.
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>>64604792
Those two fucking retards on the left have sent my sides 1 AU away from the earth, directly into the sun
>>64604792
>That creepy mouth breather right behind her
Why does taking a dump feel so good?
>>64604792
>that face
>that commitment
god bless those sons of bitches
>>64604842
Thanks for pointing that out Sherlock Homo, I might have missed him if not for you.
>>64604918
Screw you right back in the bunghole buddy!
>>64604918
kek
>>64604756
Who dis?
Charles Woodson said the toughest receiver he ever had to cover was Marvin Harrison
>>64604959
Cassidy Banks
Current favorite of mine. Seriously has some top tier vids
>>64604844
You enjoy taking it up the ass
>>64604963
neat
>>64604963
Did Harrison try to shoot him or something?
>>64604844
>taking shits
>>64604963
And he'd be wrong. Marvin is by no means the best receiver he has faced in his career
Statistically or eye test, there have been several better receivers since
>>64605000
Who dis?
>>64605008
I'm pretty sure the post says "toughest" not best
Maybe it was a mismatch for him.
I'm pretty sure he's more qualified to judge his personal experiences than you are.
>>64605026
John Oliver
>Vikes will win the Owl
Prove me wrong (Pro Tip: You Can't)
>>64605026
>>64605043
COME ON!
>>64605057
Shut up nigbot
>getting cut and removed from the NFL
>a shit team despirate for a decent QB
What will most likely happen to Mr. Jonathan Football?
>>64605104
Colts in two years when luck walks
>>64605104
Jets to be 2nd string for Fitz
>>64605008
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14478861/charles-woodson-recounts-best-moments-field-toughest-receiver-stop-nfl
>>64605129
Why would Luck walk when the team is a few good offensive linemen away from 5 owls in a row?
>>64605104
Cowboys because Jurruh wants TAMU fans in Houston.
>>64605180
>clots
>not missing every piece of the puzzle
Pick one
Luck will never have success if he doesn't walk.
>yfw the Seahawks win Superb Owl 50
>>64605180
Because that oline let the jags throw 50 on them
>>64605104
Probably the naners or eagles
Jerry Jones is most likely going to make a deal with satan himself to live another 80 years and get him in dallass
>>64605237
>implying 2013 wasnt a fluke
>implying muh 12s wont be gone in a season
>>64605256
>best defense in the league in a long time
>up against the "best" offense
>43-8
>>>>>>>fluke
*+*+*+*CAUTION*+*+*+*
ONLY 2 UNTIL THE DALLAS COWBOYS WIN THE #1 OVERALL DRAFT PICK AND BEGIN THEIR 2016-2017 SUPERBOWL WINNING SEASON
BEWARE AND PREPARE FOR THE STORM, bitches.
>>64605282
>in a long time
What a stat
>implying peyton wasn't going to choke no matter who the opposition was
>literally the same team over the last three years - no progress
>>64605000
>It's no longer 2015
Is Carson Palmer a HoFer?
>>64605366
Nope. If he win the owl and has another 2 good years, sure.
>>64605366
His knee surgeon is though.
If the Browns fire Pettine and keep Farmer, then I'm done.
Move 'em to LA.
>>64605179
>Champ Bailey, Chris McAllister and Al Harris all say this guy is the toughest receiver they've ever played
I love hearing a player's perspective on who they think is the best they've ever played with or gone up against.
Is he a 1st or 2nd ballot HOFer?
If Tom and Peyton retire in the same year who gets in first?
>>64605421
Browns fans exist?
>>64605335
And yet we still have more of this petulant gumflapper to look forward to. Great.
>>64605366
not even close
>>64605450
FOR YOU
>>64604792
What is Andrew Luck doing with Erin Andrews?
>>64605450
we are legion.
The scary thing is, if somehow the Browns beat the Steelers and, better yet, the Jets lose ... Pettine might just keep his job.
I'd love nothing more than to see the Browns cost the Steelers a playoff spot again. But Farmer and Pettine have to go.
mfw i have tickets to the Nanner game on Sunday
the demons are back
I want to die
>>64605514
I'm so sorry
>>64605421
what if they fire Farmer and keep Pettine?
>>64605559
unlikely. Farmer has to go. He has destroyed every draft he has touched.
Pettine is a High School coach.
There is no chance in hell a new GM will not want his own guys in there.
If the Browns keep Farmer, it really doesn't matter who the coach is. He will have nothing to work with, again. Seventeen years back in the league and they are worse than ever.
>>64605512
I hope they beat the Steelers
I'm a jetsfag
tfw the Jets are the Mets of the NFL. They're gonna make the Super Bowl and lose to a meme team
Seahawks beat the Jets 31-20 cap it
>>64605631
The Royals were a meme? How?
>>64605631
>Jest winning any playoff games
lol
>>64605631
at least they can't lose to kansas city in the owl
AFC
6 New York Jets> 3 Cincinnati Bengals
5 Kansas City Chiefs> 4 Houston Texans
5 Kansas City Chiefs> 2 Denver Broncos
1 New England Patriots> 6 New York Jets
1 New England Patriots> 5 Kansas City Chiefs
NFC
3 Green Bay Packers> 6 Seattle Seahawks
4 Washington Redskins> 5 Minnesota Vikings
1 Carolina Panthers> 4 Washington Redskins
2 Arizona Cardinals> 3 Green Bay Packers
2 Arizona Cardinals> 1 Carolina Panthers
Super Bowl L
Arizona Cardinals> New England Patriots
>>64605429
Logjam hof'er
>>64605679
>le 0 playoff wins man winning the owl
l m a o
>>64604025
>>64604137
SS + GOMAD
Super Bowl Revenge Winners
Beat teams who beat them in the regular season.
>2007 Giants
Lost to Patriots 35-38
Won Super Bowl 17-14
>2001 Patriots
Lost to Rams 17-24
Won Super Bowl 20-17
>1999 Rams
Lost to Titans 21-24
Won Super Bowl 23-16
>1993 Cowboys
Lost to Bills 10-13
Won Super Bowl 30-13
>1990 Giants
Lost to Bills 13-17
Won Super Bowl 20-19
>1983 Raiders
Lost to Redskins 35-37
Won Super Bowl 38-9
>1980 Raiders
Lost to Eagles 7-10
Won Super Bowl 27-10
(6) Jets defeat (3) Chiefs / 24-13
(4) Texans defeat (5) Broncos / 35-10
(3) Vikings defeat (6) Seahawks / 35-20
(4) Redskins defeat (5) Packers / 31-21
(6) Jets defeat (1) Patriots / 28-3
(4) Texans defeat (2) Bengals / 31-20
(1) Cardinals defeat (4) Redskins / 21-17
(3) Vikings defeat (2) Panthers / 31-20
(6) Jets defeat (4) Texans / 20-13
(1) Cardinals defeat (3) Vikings / 20 - 16
Jets defeat Cardinals 32-13
*Wishlist
>>64605896
>jets texans AFCCG
kill yourself my man
>>64605896
put your trip back on, Krabby
>>64605896
Texans beating Broncos AND Bengals consecutively by double digits?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>unironically counting out touchdown tom
First ballot hof'ers
Woodson
Rivers
Peppers
Freeney
Smith St
Fitzgerald
Peyton
Brady
Moss
Eventual HOF
Weddle
Romo
Stafford
Lynch
Ware
Rodgers
Eli
Tuck
Janikowski
Gostkowski
Vinateri
>>64606000
>Brody got away with cheating yet again 11 months ago
>>64606033
>Stafford
>Not first ballot
>>64606033
>No Adrian Peterson
>No Jared Allen
Can we have a good head coach next year?
Please guys?
>>64606033
>no tony g
Anybody have a picture of the tripcuck Judas that they could post?
Fuck Peyton cheating manning
>>64606000
Wasted trips
>>64606087
>firing Lovie
You're getting exactly what you deserve.
>>64606033
>romo
put your trip back on, tiki
>>64606033
No Roethlisberger?
>>64606087
You can have Caldwell. He took us to the playoffs his first year here
>>64606033
First ballot hof'ers
Woodson
Rivers
Peppers
Freeney
Smith St
Fitzgerald
Peyton
Brady
Moss
Stafford
Gonzalez
Eventual HOF
Weddle
Romo
Roethlisberger
Peterson
Allen
Johnson (kc)
Lynch
Ware
Rodgers
Eli
Tuck
Winfield
Hardwick
Janikowski
Gostkowski
Vinateri
wait people actually think deflategate was real
im still pissed we lost a first round pick over literally nothing
fucking fraud fuck goodell piece of shit
>>64606207
>Romo
ahhaha
ahahhahahahhah
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>64606223
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Fuck the pats
>>64606223
guilty by association
>>64606207
>Fitzgerald
>Moss
>Smith Sr
You people clearly don't understand how HOF works with WRs. Moss maybe, Fitzgerald and Smith Sr no possible way.
>>64606249
>>64606250
can't tell if brainwashed by ESPN or medically retarded
>>64606263
>using le reddit memes
I know which one of us is retarded
>>64604003
heh heh
>>64606207
>First ballot hof'ers
>Rivers
>64606207
>Eventual HOF
>Weddle
>Johnson (kc)
>Eli
>Tuck
>Winfield
>Hardwick
>Janikowski
>Vinateri
>>64606263
>He thinks the pats didn't cheat
How does it feel to be legally retarded
>>64606283
it isnt a meme
>>64606287
>Dont worry when >we won the owl again itll be something new
LOL
remember that one year the ravens cried because the pats formations were too confusing for them to understand?
>>64606253
>Moss- maybe
>Fitzgerald- no way
You're just dumb
>>64606033
>Rivers
>>64606283
that isnt a reddit meme, the only memes I use are ones I made myself
>>64604148
>losing to iggles
>elite
pick 1
>>64606305
>legally
Yes yes lets review the court documents shall we?
oh wait it turns out a harvard law professor found that not only did the patriots do nothing wrong but the nfl is objectively corrupt
http://thewhitebronco.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Deflategate-Amicus.pdf
>>64604181
This is why people hate sandniggers
>>64606342
yeah and maybe something to do with driving planes into buildings, blowing things up and well just being generally stinky, inferior subhumans
>>64606334
>Belicheat paying off corrupt lawyers
Your point?
>>64606110
AFC Future Hall of Fame Contenders (Active)
>Shoo-ins
Tom Brady
Rob Gronkowski
Darrelle Revis
Ben Roethlisberger
JJ Watt
Peyton Manning
Charles Woodson
Antonio Gates
>Maybes
Ndamukong Suh
AJ Green
Antonio Green
James Harrison
Steve Smith
Philip Rivers
>Long Shots
Mike Nugent
Joe Flacco
Stephen Gostowski
Andy Lee
Shane Lechler
Vince Wilfork
Arian Foster
Andre Johnson
Jamaal Charles
Sebastian Janikowski
Mike Scifres
>>64606368
oh shit and Adam Vinatieri is a shoo-in
>>64606366
the patriots have nothing to gain from that you moronic imbecilic fuck
Id ask you to actually read the article but we all know you're uneducated and lack the intellect to do so
>>64606368
*Antonio Brown
jesus
>>64606370
>farm team
kek so true
>>64606368
>green
>Harrison
>>64606398
there's only one kicker who didn't play other positions in the Hall, that's why I have the ST guys as mostly long shots
I hope the pro owl won't be as boring as 2015s
>>64606398
>mfw people unironically think Ndamukong Suh is good because he steps on peoples ankles
>>64606455
>watching the Pro Bowl
I guess it's something to do while waiting for the Owl
>>64606455
>Prob Owl
>not boring
Pick one and only one.
>>64606455
It'll be boring as shit with all the Panther players not there chasing 18-1
>>64605896
I don't think it's possible for a vikings offense to score 35 on Seattle.
if/when vikings vs seahawks wildcard, I predict 28-21
xehawks wins
>>64606455
By it's very nature it will always be boring.
If they made it a skills competition it'd be way more interesting.
>>64605896
>Panthers not being the 1 seed
>Panthers losing to the Vikings at home
Are you actually this autistic?
oh no bb got banned :(((
>>64606482
How do the teams even design offensive/defensive schemes for the PB? Is it just random hand-offs and chucking it deep?
>>64606505
lel
>>64606455
>Pro Bowl 2016
>Aloha Stadium, Honolulu, Hawaii
I never knew Hawaii even had stadiums.
>>64606473
This guy rekt suhs shit in 2014
And will repeat
>>64606473
>Lions lost nothing of value
>He was just stealing all of Ziggy's sacks while being a piece of shit in the process
>>64606529
if the Panthers lose and Cardinals win, Cards have the tiebreaker over the Panthers. Panthers play the Bucs, and the Cards play the Seahawks. Neither is a guaranteed win after how the Panthers were beaten by the fucking Falcons.
>>64606519
I want the floating rings challenge like Training Camp in Madden
>>64606033
>No Kuechly or Davis
Banning bb is like cutting a chargers ol from your practice squad, he'll just keep coming back
>>64606571
>Neither is a guaranteed win after how the Panthers were beaten by the fucking Falcons
My doing.
>>64606556
Dont talk to me I only talk to BB and Mayo
>>64606599
He truly is the master of disguise.
NFL should make the Prob Owl a game of Baseketball.
I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>64606599
>Chiefs actually think they have a chance in the playoffs
>>64606608
I am mayo dumdum
>>64606620
To quote De Niro from casino
"You better hope he's using a static ip, because he'll keep coming back and back until one of them are dead"
>>64606618
Browns vs 76
>Two games
>One Basketball
>One Football
Who wins?
>>64606613
Or just being a faggot who doesn't take an obvious hint
im a jew
>>64606662
Girls can hav benis
The cards will win the owl
jk
>>64606658
What happens if it's a tied 1-1
Also
>15 man roster
>Football game
which qb would ya'll niggas pick in an nfl playoff draft? i'm debating between cam and palmer but i think the cardinals will go to the bowl... got a feeling the pats will lose in the second round so i'm not picking brady
>>64606638
>Buncos WRs dropping everything
>Everyone not named Brady on the Pats is ded
>Trusting the Bungles in the playoffs ever
>Trusting Brian Hoyer ever
The Chiefs and Jets are looking like the healthiest and hottest AFC teams right now desu
>>64606672
>Bagle Bites
>Bagl Bite
>Bag Bit
>Ba Bi
>B B
>BB
Fuck off and leave this place
>>64606658
Baseball > floor squeak
Brady was a mean hitter in college.
>>64606658
at least the browns are capable of looking like a professional team
>>64606688
>not using the browns qb as all-time quarterback
>not playing offense & defense
do you even streetball?
>>64606693
Palmer
It's his birthday
Press F to pay respect
>>64606701
Wrong
The "B" in BB is silent.
>>64606693
Garoppolo
>>64606712
>15 player roster
>Embiid has a broke foot
>It's now a 14 player roster
>2 players are 6'11 and there's a 6'10 player
>Shortest player is 6'
>>64606618
just turn it into a skills contest.
>Longest In-Air Throw (3 tries)
>Moving Target Practice with random receivers moving side-to-side every 10 yards
>Longest FG
>Longest Punt
other suggestions for skills contest events?
>>64606672
biologically, no, unless they're hermaphrodites
>>64604991
Kek
>>64605890
>>1983 Raiders
>Lost to Redskins 35-37
>Won Super Bowl 38-9
god damn
and they were the most feared defense iirc
>>64606735
Yeah and only BB would know that so you are obviously ban evading BB
>>64606734
>respecting someone too dumb to wear a seatbelt
>>64606694
The only playoff team the Chiefs have beaten is Denver with Manning in full retard mode. Come playoff time its going to be Denver and New England as always.
>:^)
>>64606818
>>64606838
4/10
>>64606838
Swap pats and eagles
>tfw ban is finally lifted
>tfw season is finally about to be over
>>64606838
swap pats and lions
I am still furious at this.
>losing to the lions
>needing refball to beat the lions
How long will it take for the packs to rebound and become good again?
>>64606871
ive never seen you post before
>>64606844
>>64606885
>Lawful
>Good
Pick none
>>64606087
You'll get Rob Ryan and like it.
>>64606899
I've only been posting for like a week or two now. I got banned in the MNF thread for talking about the jews.
>>64606109
That's a dog, not a bear.
>>64606780
Okafor at left tackle. Noel as WR. The rest can find their spots
Who /newheadcoach/ here?
Did the burrs get rid of cutler yet?
If the loins beet da burrs on sunday, will they keep caldwell? If they win then they have gone 6-2 in the second half of the season. Not a bad finish considering where they started, but I still want Caldwell to go.
>>64606942
Unfortunately not us.
TOP 5 CELEBRATION DANCES
5. GASTINEAUX SACK DANCE
4. ICKEY SHUFFLE
3. DEION PRIMETIME DANCE
2. BACK FLIPS
1. BILLY WHITE SHOES JOHNSON'S END ZONE DANCE
>Bungles
>Da bomb
>>64607015
You niggers better win Sunday.
>>64607002
>>64607028
>Having numbers comparable to Brock despite him playing 1/3 of the game
>>64607002
>1. BILLY WHITE SHOES JOHNSON
My nigga
>>64606519
I think it should be once every two or four years like the World Cup. Afc vs NFC. Maybe the 4th round of the NFL draft could be decided by the pro bowl, like if NFC wins NFC teams pick 1-16, and afc pick 17-32.
Idk, any kind of incentive to make it worth while.
>>64607062
>>64607092
>>64607092
ahah u are so mad
>>64607092
>counting anything before the merger
Go loins
>>64607110
>made the playoffs once in the last 5 years
>doesnt have the most recent superbowl
>double the lombardis as eli
am i missing something here
>>64607110
>2 is greater than 4
>muh >18-1, asterisks, cheating, cuck
anti-Pats memes are so dank
>>64607111
All of the NFL is mad
>>64606694
While Denver has been the most injured team for the last 5 weeks, they are finally healthy, all 53 starters practiced in some form this week.
>>64607130
>all 53 starters
>>64607128
>>64607124
>TFW no ring
>>64607118
A win is a win
fag
>>64607122
can you not suck next season? we wasted a first round on you
also, should Caldwell stay or go?
>>64607118
they won SB 1 (Chiefs), 2 (Raiders), 31 (Patriots), and 40-something (Steelers) in addition to their pre-merger champs.
>>64607124
>>64607126
>>64607145
I-i'll try!
Move him to OC and bring in hue
>>64605237
Kek Brady will cuck some NFC team out of a owl once again. I would love for it to be the hoax, but I think it will be the cardinals. The assblastedness of >muh Larry and Carson deserve rings will be hilarious.
>>64607156
>NFL teams that don't have at least 13 championships
haha why even live?
Resign Johnson or not
>>64607159
And give up The Cooter Scooter as OC, during which time we are 5-2? Laken you are a bigger fucking idiot than I thought
>>64607128
I'm actually not, because my team did cheat not its way to any of its Owl wins
>b-b-but muh spygate!
>b-b-but muh deflation!
How good do you guys think Christian McCaffery is gonna be in the NFL? I know he's a year out but that white kid looks elite
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64607177
Re-sign and restructure, getting rid of MEGAGOAT is retarded
>>64607176
enjoy your free reply
>>64607183
If he has at least some of his father's talent,
he might do decent.
>>64607177
Who is this Bikini Martini?
>>64607183
Rich man's Danny Woodhead
>>64607193
The GOAT /nfl/ pasta
>>64607178
Move Cooter to RB's coach
>>64607193
>btw guys i'm a queefs fan XDDD
>pay attention to meee xp
Fuck off.
Fuck. Off.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your shit team, or your garbage fanbase, we don't care about your city. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking memes. Christ, why do queefs fans even post? Do you fucks ever benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE on this board? No. You posted this because you are solipsistic memeing pieces of shit who think they matter because people keep replying to your stupid copypastas and memes. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "xD but le smeth is elit-"
SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.
I dont care about your fucking QB either. This is a thread where you post shitty-made memes of your pathetic team for validation, hell it could be /s4s/ for all that matters - you are all just cancerous attention whores. The idiots on this board who continue to reply to your shitposts have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you fucking dont. You're valued for nothing. Why you think posting the same fucking shit in every god damn /nfl/ thread is funny is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you classless pieces of human garbage. I cannot stand your vapid fanbase or the way you constantly scream during a fucking game. You are literal scum who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random autists on the internet and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring memes on our board? Think again, fuckface. Fans like you are the most boring people any NFL fan could ever meet, because you do nothing but spam the same fucking memes and copypastas or SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or say something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
>>64607062
>>64607092
>>64607111
>>64607124
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>>64607238
I like this.
>>64607238
Know what? Scratch what I said
Cooter to HC
hue to oc
And try ryan as DC
God why does everything involving Kansas City end up with shitposting and memeposting
>>64607268
The dream meme team reigns supreme
>>64607262
>hue
who?
>>64607262
>ryan as dc
honestly I'd rather have gym shorts back as dc, he's better than ryan. The bills defense was elite last year, and now it sucks this year cuz ryan came in and he and shorts didnt get along so shorts left
>>64607289
Hue Jackson
>>64604823
what does this matter though
Post your your team and your wish coaching staff wish list
Giants
HC- Hue Jackson
OC- Ken Zampese
DC- Pepper Johhson
>>64607289
Hue Jackson, Cinci's OC
I meant long hair, Rob Ryan
> MFW no one believed in the pasta
> MFW the pasta fuels the chiefs to a superb owl run
>>64607308
Hue Jackson won't leave Cinci to get just another OC job.
Also, what about Teryl Austin? I thought he was a great DC?
>>64607254
only 16 billion trillion more before Goodell finally confiscates those Lombardis and emblazons asterisks on them
>>64607304
HC beli
OC arians
DC Pepper <3
>>64607304
Raiders
HC : JDR
OC : Hue Jackson
DC :Charles Woodson
>>64607316
He is, in fact he's so good that he's going to get tapped for a head coaching job this year. He almost got picked up by fatlanta last year
>>64607315
Texans > Chiefs
>>64607238
>being this angry
>>64607327
>>64607323
I should have added
>For teams who are firing staff and it has to be realistic
>>64607238
wew lad
>>64607304
Packers
HC: anyone but McCarthy
OC: anyone but Clements
DC: anyone but Capers
>>64607315
fuck off the chiefs are a shit
>>64607334
This is realistic, but it still won't happen
>>64607341
HC: Capers
OC: McCarthy
DC: clements
>>64607345
This desu. Chiefs are by and large the worse fanbase when their team is successful, I cant wait til the normal 1 and Done hits for them.
>>64607331
your memepost has been disregarded
>>64607345
wew lad
>The Lions will be the Packers competition for NFC North
Never thought i would see the day
Sorry Viqueens
>>64607177
Dude those are pics of IceT's wife. They got confused for the hot president of Croatia Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović
>>64607372
>Chiefs are by and large the worse fanbase when their team is successful
That would be the Us12s my friend.
>>64607177
and yet the top google result for "president of Croatia" is "president of Croatia in a bikini."
Kek. Woman politicians.
>>64607379
you mean next season?
Raiders > Chiefs
>>64607383
Nope. Us12's are a meme that need to die. Chiefs fans by nature are absolute human garbage.
>>64604158
let's hope fellow Steelersbro
>>64607387
uh huh
That day where the Chiefs get BTFO is coming so fucking soon
>>64607388
Raiders > Chiefs
>>64607393
you're only making it worse for yourself when the chiefs win the owl my man
>>64607402
Raiders > Chefs
>>64607388
In the amount of homicides commited by members of the fanbases right
>>64607407
Roders > Cheese
>>64607406
You're only making itworse for yourself when the Chiefs go one and done or go into foxboro/mile high and get BTFO in ways that havent been seen since what the Clots did.
who /DROTY/ here
Nigga is literally the Kansas City Thief™ lmao
>>64607425
That's not Albert Lewis
I hope the chefs go far. This is some top-tier memes and the butthurt they cause is hilarious.
>>64604823
>that glorious feel when Vikes will be tied for tenth in 5 weeks (NFC North and SB Champs)
>>64605896
>(6) Jets defeat (1) Patriots / 28-3
>>64607397
You're more optimistic than me bro, but if we fix the o line we might have a chance
>>64607422
Roaders > Chings
>poking the bear
>>64607440
Rumors > Timex Social Club
I MISS HIM SO MUCH
>>64607430
> San Francisco's faces when Alex Smith wins the Superb Owl 50 in their own stadium
Could there be a bigger cücking?
>>64607118
>counting anything after the merger
>>64607400
>MFW it's Sunday and the following weekend too
>>64607361
>Capers HC
>>64607458
me too family
>>64607465
>counting anything
>>64607425
>7 (SEVEN) Touchdowns allowed
>DROY
pick one
>inb4 but muh INTs
>>64607447
>poking the bears
Will Luck end up leaving the Colts? If he does, what team would he go to?
>>64607478
DA BEARS
>>64607474
>literally none allowed since the bye week
>been elite to PFF standards since the bye week
dude is elite af tbqhwyf. just was a bit raw in the early goings if u catch what im sayin m8
>>64607467
that subhuman piece of human trash is burning in hell getting his ass fucked by jesus and bitchslapped by derrick thomas' ballsack lmao
fucking burn in eternal hell, al davis , you worthless excuse of a human being
fuck oakland raidnigger scum
>tfw raiders week for last game of season
>tfw raiders week will never feel the same as it did in the 90s
>tfw marty "pull the trigger on every raidnigger" schottenheimer was 18-3 against them as coach of the chiefs
>tfw best rivalry west of the mississippi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0sU90HAh8
What the fuck is this eye test meme?
>>64607461
eli winning a third owl in gillette against brady
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>64607513
player on a team I like
>>64607478
DA BEARS
A
B
E
A
R
S
TYBC
>yfw palmer wins the mvp
Guys, if I inject an HGH into my body, will I become an GOAT?
>>64607513
It's a term commonly used by fucking casuals to justify their shit opinions on football.
>>64607524
LOL based mauga
>>64607514
have you ever been to Gillette? parking would be a fucking nightmare
>>64607524
>not scoring on that play
laughing broncos.jpg
>>64607531
Depends on injection site
>>64607530
>reminder that every QB in the 21st century to win MVP never won the owl the same year
i'm fine with it tbqh. Takes the burden off Brady.
>>64607531
Your forehead swells, you get one owl and choke 2 away
If GB beats the patriots in the superb owl in over time Aaron Rodgers would be 1-8 in winning in overtime.
Which is what I want to happen so people spam
>18-1
>1-8
>18-1
>1-8
>18-1
>1-8
>18-1
>1-8
>18-1
>1-8
>18-1
>1-8
>>64607574
Nah, I want the packs to beat the giants
That would be great
If the giants beat the packs
then i would kill myslef
>>64607574
You're pretty fucking autistic, huh?
>>64607589
Growing up in an NFLless region and my interest primarly being in MLB my main interest in the NFL is people being as butthurt as possible about the results.
Which is why I wanted brady to go 16-0 originally.
>>64607574
>someone this autistic browses /sp/
>>64607530
>$cam wins MVP
>Tom Brady wins Superb Owl MVP
What a tragedy
>>64607440
Readers > Cheaps
>>64606253
>moss maybe
>maybe
hes easily the 2nd best wr ever
>>64607514
not happening this year. keep dreaming, fag
>>64607597
There is literally no city with an MLB team and no NFL team
>>64607563
This... I'd rather see him at 1st-team All-Pro to be honest
>>64607632
no shit dumbass, of course it will never happen, but it would be funny as hell if it did
>>64607634
LA :^)
>>64607584
>2 NFC teams in the Owl
nigger what
>>64607634
Green Bay
Jacksonville
>>64606669
kek
>>64607646
If you're less than the age required to use this site
>>64607627
All they remember is
>HGH
>Superb Owl choke
>Superb Owl choke 2 after his record setting season
>all these regular season wins with the Colts then 1 and dones
>>64607653
you got it backwards
>>64607607
>someone that autistic actually posts on /sp/ (him, not you)
>>64606253
>Moss
>maybe
nigger what the fuck are you smoking? He is a shoo-in. #2 in the merger era behind Rice, and TO is very close behind him.
>>64607647
let me dream
>>64607653
Are you fucking retarded?
>MLB, NO NFL
>>64607660
damn you're right
i guess posting at 1 am makes you retarded
>>64607659
Don't forget the Super Bowl run where he threw more INTs than TDs and beat the Rex Grossman-led Bears.
>>64607634
what is....
>LA
>Anaheim
>Milwuakee
>Toronto
>San Diego (pending)
also on the list because of distance:
>San Fran
>Miami
>NY
>>64607657
Toronto
Go Jags! My autistic and unwavering optimism will never be dulled!
>>64607676
not to mention Vinatieri scored more points than Peyton did in total during those 3 games.
>>64607686
>American flag
>>64607676
>>64607693
honestly the only thing ill remember him as is a pick machine cry babby who padded his stats against notoriously shit team also who is the worst choker of all sport
>Bridgewater is the NFL's second-highest rated passer (123.2) since Week 14
>Over his last three games, Bridgewater has a passer rating of 154.4 when throwing 15-plus air yard passes (best in NFL)
>Among 36 QBs with at least 125 pass attempts under 10 air yards, Bridgewater is the only one without an INT the entire season -- (9 TD, 0 INT, 99.1 passer rating on passes under 10 air yards)
>mfw
>>64607740
>noodle arm
>>64607740
Carr is better
>no arm
>AP BABBY
>can't make the playoffs
>>64607740
sorry viqueen
you ain't winning shit
What happened to Jacoby Jones to make the Steelers waive him? Is he just not a good WR and a great KR at best?
>>64607759
>Over his last three games, Bridgewater has a passer rating of 154.4 when throwing 15-plus air yard passes (best in NFL)
>>64607760
>Carr is better
muh fantasy points
>can't make he playoffs
Playoff spot clinched, division championship game Sunday night
>>64607788
I don't recall him catching any passes and he was ineffective on kick and punt returns when I watched Steelers games
>mfw someone said that Ben Roethlisberger is a hall of famer near me
>>64607797
how many throws?
>>64607801
It was because "HOL UP" couldn't tackle him if he was on his own team
>refball keeps Lions from beating Seattle
>refball keeps Lions from beating greenbay
Why? What did the Lions do to deserve that shit?
>>64607769
they can though, everyone has got a chance in the playoffs.
If the vikings lose to the packers tomorrow, vikes go to the owl.
Congratulations anon! EA has stopped being giant fucking jews and is bringing back older features to Madden! Historic teams is one of those features, and they're putting you in charge of what teams to include!
What teams from the past 10 years would you choose to include in the next edition of Madden?
>2014 Patriots
>2013 Seahawks
>2012 49ers
>2011 Packers
>2011 Patriots
>2011 Broncos
>2009 Colts
>2009 Vikings
>2009 Saints
>2008 Cardinals
>2008 Steelers
>2007 Giants
>2007 Patriots
>>64607702
>people don't move
autist.
>>64607835
06 BEARS
>>64607826
NFL wants the Pucks to win NFC North every year for the $
Lions are beginning to threaten that
>>64607835
07 pats
14 pats
04 pats
01 rams
>look up the box score for Corey Dillon's 278-yard game
>Bengals QBs (Akili Smith and Scott Mitchell) were combine 2 for 14 on passes
>they still beat the 11-win Broncos 31-21
>Bengals were 4-12 that year
Do you guys think Tom Coughlin will get another HC job when he leaves the Giants?
>>64607835
>challenge mode
>beat Madden with the 2008 Detroit lions
>hardcore mode
>beat Madden with the 2008 Detroit Lions with no megatron
>>64607902
Lolno
>>64607902
no lmao who wants a senile old man
>>64607902
Bill Belichick better hope he doesn't
>>64607916
Why not? He's not a bad HC and it's mostly because the talent on the Giants defensively is putrid.
>>64607912
This is easy if you the right playbooks
>>64607902
>Coughlin goes to Miami
>Pats never win the AFC East again
>>64607944
Oh fuck, muh dick
>>64607944
>Coughlin goes to Miami
>dies in training camp
>Dolphins go 2-14 with Pagano
>>64607944
>Coughlin goes to Miami
>Brady retires
>Pats "fans" no longer post here or are seen in public
i can dream r-right?
>>64606033
>rivers first ballot hof
>>64607944
>this triggers the pats "fan"
>>64607958
>>64607973
Damn dude that shit cray, remind me who won that game again
>>64607912
>beat madden
What
>>64607923
If a steel beam is heated at 500C to the core does it evenly expand or dip down causing illform dangerous for construction? Mind you repeated action causes shrinkage.
>captcha sign: maple
WHOA
>>64608108
THERE
>>64608125
MOTHERFUCKER
>>64608142
>Rodgers couldnt hit that wide open receiver
How do inferior teams move the ball with such slow releases?
>>64608186
>Puckers players coming in late trying to hurt Ziggy
Dirtiest team in the NFL tbqh. I hope they lose on some last second refball in the playoffs. Hopefully in Lamblow
>>64607177
>this is somebody else Ive seen her before
>wonder what the actual prez of croatia looks like
>oh shes probably not all that hot, guess ill look her up
>this is her
DAMN
A
M
N
Tfw when drunk af
Ayyy
>>64608368
you should text her senpai
>>64608377
Fug
I was thinking about it, but nah, gotta be over her.
>>64608382
never listen to australian posters, no matter how drunk you get
>>64608382
Do it you fucking pussy. Don't listen to >>64608399
>>64608382
Nigga don't text her you love her, text her that you wanna smash. Stop being such a faggot.
>>64607944
>fanbases just go away after winning four champions and being one of the most dominate teams for 15 years
nah, they'll turn into the new Cowboys fans, constantly stuck in the past and delusional as hell.
>>64608382
this entirely>>64608427
cop or not /nflfa/
>>64608439
meant for >>64607995
>>64608427
You fuckin right /senpai/ilia
>>64607238
I think I like this pasta better than the original
>mfw each of the five teams that beat the chiefs have gotten progressively worse while the chiefs keep getting better
>>64607788
>Steelersfag checking in
Through 4 games, Jacoby Jones had 3 fumbles on kick offs and punts. He never really cleanly fielded the ball either. He always juggled it. He was never used as a reciever either btw
Lions > puckers
>>64608446
police
>>64608446
Price?
Why do refs whistle fumbles down by contact so quick when they can be returned?
>>64608446
Shit looks cozy af, not really into the hoodie, but everything else is dope desu
>>64605129
I swear if Luck ever comes back home to Stafford while in his 20s, it's the start of a fucking dynasty.
>>64608598
Because the refs are fucking garbage and Goodell pays them to give fan favorites (read: Packers, Patriots) the advantage
>>64607835
2004 Falcons
>>64605104
He's gonna get tebowed.
>>64608639
04 Vick is so fucking OP
vikings are a bunch of basic ass bitches who will never ever win it all
they might as well not exist outside of their duty to serve the packer dick
>>64608624
If he pays them to give fan favorites an advantage, why not bet your life savings on them every Sunday? Seems like easy money
>>64608545
Puckers > lions
>>64605896
>texans scoring that much on the Broncos and Bengals
FUCKING KEK
>>64608821
>implying
>>64608808
Because Vegas isn't retarded and knows it too
>>64607124
>not being undefeated in owls
TOP KEK
>>64608864
>That nigger instagram filter
>>64608864
>the guy checking his phone in the background
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64608926
>Lions fan
He already knew what was going to happen, we all did
naners
>>64608969
r gay :^)
If/when the chefs go one and done in the playoffs can we please have a KC containment thread sticky? If anyone mentions the chefs outside the thread it's an insta ban? OK?
They KC fans are the worst part of /sp/. Even worse than cheatriots, fudge packers, amd chickens
>>64608864
Every fucking time this triggers me so much
>>64609064
>Still not over it
I wasn't even this mad when >we got reffed out of a win against the burrs
>>64609107
last Lions game that brought me to anger was vs Buffalo last year
>>64609160
Not the Shithawks game a few weeks early?
I didn't even expect them to win for most of the game. But the Lions got me to believe they could at the last second and then they blew it a moment later
>>64609215
I was sitting 3 feet away with my feet crossed on that last drive. When he fumbled I turned off the TV and went to bed
chefs v skins
chefs v packers
chefs v cards
chefs v panthers
chefs v vike
chefs v hawks
POWER GAP
skins v anyone else
SUPER MASSIVE POWER GAP
who cares lol
New thread
>>64609866
>>64606368
>based af Goatskowski
>not shoe in
>>64608986
rekt
>>64608367
Would desu
>>64607486
Toxins
>>64607238
Delicious pasta
>>64603993
Thank you mr.skeletal
>>64607177
>ifunny
Last desu senpai
>>64604397
For sure
MIami
Iggles
titans
probable 75% certain he's gone
Browns
possible 50% chance
colts
rams
Giants
outside shot 10% chance
lions
saints
Chargers
49ers
way outside (99% certain it won't happen but still)
Jags
cowboys
I'd say 5 to 7 new HC next year. We already have 3 for sure. Browns probably will have a new one. Then colts, Rams and Giants. Giants coughlin might retire or get fired either way, Rams might keep fisher again and pagano doesn't get along with the gm.
I think we'll see a big time retired coach come back out. Maybe gruden
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