OFFICIAL COTTON BOWL GAME THREAD #2
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Saban autism edition
What are you guys doing for new years
>dem legs
Wew lad
>>64583377
spending time with my wife and her son cheering on our Tide!!!
East Lansing stand up!
You gonna get jolly
>>64583377
Going to a bar in an hour.
>>64583377
Crying myself to sleep
GOAT DBZ THEME ROLLIN THROUGH
https://youtu.be/IxEU1ELAuvc
https://youtu.be/IxEU1ELAuvc
>>64583377
shitposting about both teams while I rue over why osu didn't make it to bootyblast either of these shitty teams
Way to fuck that up kid.
GO GREEN
>tfw celebrating the Clemson win and the new year with crab cakes and a glass of knob creek
Based Clemson would booty blast both of these shitter teams tbph
>>64583377
watching sports
>>64583377
hoping this game goes to overtime so I have some excuse to tell myself of what I did nothing on NYE
>>64583394
>wife
>her son
When did this start?
Iowa would've scored by now.
ROLL
DAMN
TIDE
>0-0 after the first
meme teams desu
>implying "muh dee fence" isnt the biggest meme in football
>>64583432
GRINGO
>>64583420
not even close nerd this is the true greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgkrxQoJ6o
Announcers won't stop mentioning Lane Kiffin.
The guy is such a nepotism baby.
>>64583377
Your dad.
>>64583420
the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbnvwvhY3UA&t=120s
>>64583377
Thinking about my oneitis and why I can't forget about her.
Clemson is going to meme all over whichever butthole team manages to win this
ALMOST 2016 GUYS
Henry like a goddamn moose or somethin
Are Alabama and MSU evenly matched?
>>64583394
> wife and her son
Is /pol/ leaking?
Has Clemson faced a team this year with a defense as good as Alabama's? Or Michigan State's?
>>64583377
I think I'm having a heart attack. I'm currently deciding on if it's worth calling an ambulance or accepting the inevitable.
>>64583436
not gonna lie that looks fucking amazing, but tOSU would quite literally rape >Clemson to death
>>64583371
how many of them do you think big dick nick smashed?
>>64583452
Defense wins championships senpai.
>"Michigan" State
>over half their roster is from Ohio
Explain
>>64583377
I'm spending it with my dad who is at a hospital because he is temporarily paralyzed..
>>64583464
What in the fuck is this
>>64583492
they're desperately trying to leave that shithole
>>64583471
>women who watch porn are whores
Wow anon, this is really suprising!
>4th and inches at midfield
inb4 deep ball
>>64583484
drive to the hospital
The confederacy was like the nazis-everyone knows we were superior and secretly like us. The union was a bunch of weak betas that racked up way more deaths and only "won" because of the size of their army, basically the south was the better educated, physically superior Nazis and the union was the dumbass, weak Russians that only "won" because of the size of their army, just a giant army of betas
>>64583501
i copy pasted the wrong thing
i give up
>>64583471
But all my john oliver videos will become outdated.
>>64583459
He has literally failed at every head coaching job he's ever had. But he's always mentioned for HC vacancies. Why would anyone want him was HC?
THAT SUPERFAN HAHAHA
SOMEONE PLS SCREENCAP THAT
>>64583436
Crabcake looks 10/10, but what human male requires that many cucumber discs
>Coker
Should have been picked
>>64583484
Please call 911 please don't die become an OSU fan you don't need to continue supporting alabama
>>64583522
The south died of states' rights senpai. And I'm southern.
>>64583529
this one?
>>64583471
why is everyone on 4chan obsessed with black dick
>>64583492
>Ohio state can only take the top 20 players from Ohio each year
>There are more than 20 good players in Ohio each year
There you go
Just got in lads...what have I missed?
Lol, #13 on bama gets out niggered and gets pushed over.
Little surprise he gets back up to jaw at the person who took advantage of his dumb ass.
Bama has some angry chimps on their offense.
ONLY AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT GOES OUT NEW YEAR'S EVE...STAY THE FUCK HOME AND GET COMFY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>64583484
you haven't deleted your porn yet nerd
>>64583530
Gf made this feta dill dipping sauce that's amazing with cucumbers. Don't judge me breh.
>>64583522
You fucking lost. Leave to an SEC faggot to be a little bitch about it.
>>64583548
No clue, it's fuckin weird.
>>64583546
R O B U S T
O
B
U
S
T
>>64583525
Its because he brings his own defensive coordinator, his dad
>>64583546
thanks.
and damn lane kiffin...
>>64583507
>panama
When is the last time you ate?
>>64583552
Nothing
>american f0-0tball
>>64583552
Saban's waifu is the loveliest dwarf and best shingeki.
>>64583559
>tfw can watch this game and still have time to go out
Pacific Time Zone masterrace reporting in.
>All this defense
Take note BIG "12"
DAE think Derek Henry got his lips from his dad?
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>64583594
>implying you'll be going out
>>64583572
Was about to say, three more and you'd have yourself and all of your gal pals one hell of a spa day, fgt.
>>64583586
eating a gluten free muffin right now
it's ok, but I think I'm gonna eat half and wrap it up and get some grapes
>this game
Hey. I got it
>>64583452
This is how non meme teams play football. Scoring points is easy when neither team gives a shit about playing the big D.
Real.
Hard.
Physical
Sweaty
Man on Man
Defensive
Grinding
Football.
Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams
>>64583552
Two white QBs who can't do shit and a bunch of nigs, who are having the same problem.
There is a good chance of a chimp out, since the after-the-play-shoving is increasing.
Tune in, anon.
>>64583594
Get on my level, senpai
>>64583597
Canadians elected Justin Trudeau lmaoooooo
>>64583632
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>64583632
>Hey guys look it was posted again!.jpg
>>64583632
Houston would booty blast both these teams
Its so much fun to root against alabama. EVERY PLAY
>>64583632
No they wouldn't, and you know it
>>64583631
>Real.
>Hard.
>Physical
>Sweaty
>Man on Man
>Defensive
>Grinding
please stop describing the gay porn you watch man
>>64583377
Twilight Zone Marathon after this is over
B-b-b-but the CB dindu nuffin'!
>>64583647
Unironic yes
>>64583632
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOON TOMORROW SENPAI
>0-0
why is this game semen slurping guys?
>>64583648
This. I don't give a fuck about college football at all, I'm just here to root against Alabama because Saban is a douchebag and quit on the Dolphins that one time (and I'm not even a Dolphins fan)
>>64583640
why are these mongrels in a public sanitation pool instead of on the beach?
29 on Bama is complete shit. Turn the fuck around once in the game.
Who /a/ here?
>>64583661
El Ray is fucking awesome
>>64583643
Americans elected Obongo lmaooooooooooo
I hope Connor Cook dies, do it for the south, Alabama
autism request incoming
I need that shitly drawn USA that says "it appears my superiority has led to some controversy"
so far the houston game has been the most enjoyable game today
Who else /WatchingGameAloneInRoomInTheDarkSoNoOneKnowsYouAreHomeOnNewYearsEve/ here?
>bama DBacks don't know how to cover without hugging
Does Cook even lift?
>>64583679
>Watching the new trash version
Kill yourself my man. Put it on Sci Fi and watch the actual good episodes.
>>64583659
You left out "the big D". That was the first red flag.
>>64583677
only faggots
>>64583675
Uhgh we shouldn't have had that in the 1st place
>>64583675
Ugh.
If you're going to post Lela, at least post a pic from when she wasn't a piece of plastic.
>>64583686
that's because Houston should've been playing in the NCG
their only loss was when their QB got injured
>>64583679
Did your cable company also take away Comedy Central, Spike tv, mtv, and vh1?
El Ray was one of the new channels I got
>>64583676
True freshman. He's rather good otherwise.
>>64583690
Same but room is lit and ppl know im alone
>>64583683
I thought I had it but I don't. Take this instead.
>>64583704
fucking gross
>>64583690
How do you have no one to go out with yet there are enough people whose opinions you give a shit about for you to do that?
>>64583677
*raises her hand*
KEEP DRIVING IT
LETS FUCKING GO
>>64583690
my brother i here with me
>flag football
Woooo
Kiffin and/or Coker are going to screw over their team won't they?
>>64583713
Sounds like you've got a Viacom issue.
>>64583713
not mine, i don't tv
but i'm visiting parental units and they're getting fucked by cable too
>>64583704
>>64583672
Waikiki beach might as well be a sewer. North shore is where it's at.
REFBAALLLLLLLLL
>>64583671
Fuck Saban and fuck Clemson's coach, he looks like what Urban Meyer and Saban's douchy lovechild would look like.
Oklahomo shouldn't have been in the playoffs, put a real team with a real D and you will see memeson fall over.
>>64583704
Still would
>>64583704
gross
>>64583731
feet
Both of these teams suck ass.
>Congrats Clemson
>>64583640
oh fuck do you have more of that asian girl
>>64583747
been there not into DUDE WAVES LMAO
Is this even going to break 30? Is my bama -10 bet most likely going to lose because there won't even be 10 points for bama?
it seems like Clemson is gonna smash either one of these teams
>refball in effect
That was a prime example of grounding
Can we please talk about this?
Let's let the elephant out of the room
>>64583742
gracias, amigo
>>64583761
They both have great defenses autismo.
>>64583733
or not
>>64583677
A for autism?
MSU QB really a QB?
>>64583774
being this retarded
is that nigga hiding a boner?
So Alabama is Cell and Michigan State is Gohan right?
Why do all these meme qbs keep throwing shit into double and triple coverage? Can they not read the pre-snap defense?
>>64583640
>Have the ocean right there
>Sitting in a pool
Everyone in that pool needs acid dumped on their face.
That faggot Ryan Seacrest could QB better than Cook
>>64583776
he doesn't look too much shorter than Obongo
Bama is dominating these weak fucks
Hey Connor, you supposed to throw to the fucking receivers. Not in their general direction.
>>64583776
Hush, the adults are trying to watch football.
>>64583677
blasting r/a/dio while I watch the game and shitpost
RAPE
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64583776
>Saban is a manlet
It all makes sense now.
boring game
too bad Baylor or TCU isn't on, that's actual fucking football, you know, where the teams aren't so SHIT that they can't score!!!
So why is shittigan state throwing the ball away?
THAT MASCOT IS RAPING THAT GIRL
WHAT TOPPINGS SHOULD I GET ON MY PIZZA
>>64583796
He likes the man-ass.
>0-0
mfw the best part of this game is the commercial break 2 second cheerleader shots
>>64583809
>"dominating"
>in a 0-0 game
SPARTY JUST COSBY'D THAT CHEERLEADER
MISOGYNY
MISOGYNY GET IN HERE TUMBLR WE NEED YOUR HELLLLLLLLLP
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583780
>great defense
Obviously, Herbie.
Remember when the SEC was supposed to be relevant?
Too bad the BCS was totally exposed. Welcome to Playoff Football, SEC. Welcome to irrelevance.
>>64583794
I'm sorry you're retarded senpai
There's nothing Bama is doing that's stopping MSU's offense. Receivers just need to catch the ball.
>>64583824
BACON
Cook is supposed to be a good QB?
>>64583824
Onion and sausage desu senpai.
>>64583824
Sausage and mushroom
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583824
Extra sauce
Is 150 meters considered a manlet? My friend wants to know
>>64583809
That last drive ended with a penalty and overthrown passes, sit down.
>>64583690
My older sister, who is an incredibly socially retarded hambeast autistic nerd has her black nerdy BF over and they are watching horror movies downstairs. I'm supposed to be the slightly more socially adjusted baby brother, I'm not a hambeast and I am not a total sperg yet here I am, alone in my room with a half a six pack gone watching the game on my laptop since I was cucked out of the den. What happened /sp/?
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583824
toothpaste
>>64583479
>that asian dude with two phones
>>64583824
none
just get a flat piece of cooked bread
literally falling aslepp right now
both these meme teams are shitty. the cfp proves itself a failure yet again imo
Both of these teams would get rolled by Houston. I'd like to hear some pussy try to dispute me, but you can't.
>>64583850
>150 meters
Do you know how large that is, my man?
>one hour in
>0 scores
i dont think this semen slurpping sport is for me
>>64583824
MOTHERFUCKING PEPPERONI, BANANA PEPPERS, BLACK OLIVES, AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK FIRE SUPER DUPER RICOTTA CHEESE YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SUPER AMAZING FATASS PIZZA EATING FUCK
>>64583824
Pineapple dubs senpai
Do you guys wanna get some taco bell and talk about Notre Dame.
>that fedora alabama kid
>yfw this finishes 3-0
>>64583824
Pepperoni and Spinach
Don't be a bitch. Do it.
What are you eating tonight, bros?
>>64583854
How do your parents not kill themselves?
>>64583850
No that would be a giant
>>64583824
Extra Anchovies, choclate shavings and chives
>>64583876
its another GAME OF THE CENTURY 9-6 game
>>64583854
>half a 6pack
this site is 18+ anon, i hope you realize this
was izzo's son shitposting about how ugly his sister izzo?
>>64583842
friendly reminder that NFL teams overrate CFB QBs year in and year out
Cook will get drafted in the first round and be a bust unless he rides the bench for 3-5 years
>>64583824
double pepperoni
FUCK YEAH
WHITE POWER
IZZO CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING
WOULD RATHER BE BACK @ THE HOTEL KEKING HIS WIFE
>>64583872
>>>/reddit/
HIT THAT DAB!!
Who else saw that dude
See what happens when your toss it to the white players?
You get shit done.
>>64583677
Roll tide!
>>64583880
Pussy
>>64583876
Like a real football game would
>>64583876
ill cover my teaser at least
>>64583769
You're no fun
>>64583764
I don't sadly. There are much better looking fobs in waikiki, though.
>>64583880
HAMBURGERS
>>64583882
one did
>>64583854
could be worse, I sleep in my dust and abestos filled basement everynight because I've been cucked out of my room by my mom's other son and I don't have enough money to go to school out of state at tOSU and own my own flat (Go Bucks)
if only michigan had a school worth a damn
The average adult male in Texas is 180 meters
>>64583880
your mothers butt
>>64583704
how you want your ass famb
>>64583824
Extra cum
>>64583546
100% positive this same guy was at the Airforce/Cal game sitting next to me.
He was dressed up in full blue facepaint, too.
That mascot was not raping her. The cheerleader is wearing a short skirt. She was asking for it
Sparty did nothing wrong.
>>64583880
Steak n Shake takeout
>>64583878
Thanks for the input Popeye.
>>64583890
Anyone who drafts a QB in the first this year is fucking retarded.
I hope Cook enjoys being a Cowboy.
Daily reminder that traps are gay.
Reminder that Malik McDowell's parents initially refused to sign his LoI because his mother overheard MSU players telling him that he wouldn't have to go to class if he went to MSU
mcdowell is so fucking based. my favorite spartan defender all year.
Henry kind of sucks so far.
I don't understand what all the hype was about.
>>64583917
tfw manlet...
>>64583880
whooper senpai kill me now my gains are all gone
FUCKING NORMIES BLOWING OFF THEIR FIREWORKS EARLY
>>64583888
I'm 22.
>Set up 4 DBs on the first down line
>Give up the reception at the first down line anyway
Please god somebody score before halftime
.
>>64583824
Pepperoni and mushroom with slightly extra cheese
Daily reminder that women are dumber and weaker than men.
DRAGON
>MICHISHIT STATE
HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Speed kills nigga
ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!!!
>>64583912
Don't act like you could get into UofM
THAT CATCH
Was that a TD?
Finally something happened.
>>64583947
Got u family
DRAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOON
>MICHISHIT
>DETOILET
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Good god, Clemson is going to annihilate either of these teams.
>>64583943
Go back to reddit
7-0
Game over
>Nessler came in his pants
ROLL TIDE
What a dumb fucking defensive set up on 3rd down there. Unaffiliated here, but that was horrible
>>64583917
God damn giants running around in Texas
Minutely reminder that Bama will win 55-10.
>>64583829
>>64583852
Now what bitch?
7-0!!
>>64583953
Also they are hotter if they have feminine cocks
>>64583925
Sparty is ancient greek, therefore likes men. He'll go for a man cheerleader.
BAM(A)
>>64583971
Its time for bed kiddo.
NICE GOAL LINE DEFENSE MSPOO
Fucking hell Michigan State, can you not adapt to the team you're playing? Man to man coverage, it's not hard.
I bet they give it to Henry to make it look like he has done shit in this game and let him have his "alpha-chimp" moment.
>>64583899
>shit taste in pizza detected
Fuck this secondary
>>64583967
>thinking a low-scoring game means the teams are bad
The spread is the cancer that is killing football.
ITS FUCKEN OVER
SABAN DEFENSE
MICHIGAN STE OFFENSE
FUCK YOU SABAN
FUCK YOU SECE
YES MAD
>>64583917
Lmao
>that's a lot of girth
Okay Kirk
well someone finally scored
>total cheese jump ball
>WOW WAT A HOME RUN PLAY MY GOD BAMA
>WATCH THEM RUN IT IN WITH TEMPO NEXT PLAY
these fucking homers
>>64583898
7-0
Prepare your anus, dipshit.
>>64583981
>Now what bitch?
>7-0!!
>tfw spent all my money on Christmas presents and I had enough money for a bunch of beer but no food
>>64583990
Henry is a pretty humble dude t b h.
Why did they schedule 3 games tomorrow at basically the same time?
What the fuck.
>people actually thought MSU had a chance
>>64583917
Yeah, wide.
There should be a rule that the last year champion will be automatically on the playoffs unless they lose 2 games
tOSU would've done a much better job than Choklahoma
Who would you route for if you're a Wolverines fan?
>>64584008
>buying people shit
>giving people shit
>being a communist
>>64583965
Hi Friend! I heartily invite you to share your point of view here in ... what did you call our town? "Detoilet" was it? Please let us know when you are coming and we'll most heartily welcome you.
btw ... is it just me or the color guy sound like Bob Odenkirk?
>>64584001
>Jump ball
>Nobody jumped, as a matter of fact, Receiver was able to run right under the ball
>>64584001
Sparty mad af
>>64584008
drink dick
>>64584012
OSU vs ND is the only one worth watching
Alabama wins 55-10.
Just a minutely reminder.
>>64584023
Bama
>>64583880
Nothing but liquids since I just got my wisdom teeth pulled. Fuck me
>>64583995
>SECfags still trying to push the meme of low scoring games for several years now
Stop trying to make it happen, it's never gonna happen.
>>64584011
It's all an act, anon.
He and all the other ferals would jump at the chance to kill, just give them the chance.
>>64584008
rest in peace senpai I don't have to buy anyone anything since my wife's boyfriend converted her to islam so I only had to buy presents for myself (in secret of course)
still got her son a ps4 since I get a good deal on them for working at best buy
Who /pol/ here?
>>64584023
Anyone but MSU and their meme wins and meme record.
YESSS! The moving ocean franchise just secured a try!
Just letting you guys know that Alabama will win 55-10.
I will do this every minute.
>>64584023
Sparty. Home-state pride & it's not like I went to either school
>>64584037
>I just got my wisdom teeth pulled.
>Fuck me
Does you not having your wisdom teeth make it feel better on a cock or something?
>>64584044
top kek
>>64584047
sup
>>64584047
Reporting in. >>64584050
>>64584039
It's all an act? Balderdash!
>>64584047
we all are in our special ways
>>64584023
A 747 crashing into AT&T, killing literally everyone there.
>>64584034
You missed a minute you lying shit, told my mom on you're now you're going to get it
>>64584022
Big 12 just should be excluded unless their "champion" is undefeated tbqh
>>64584047
Remember to stay posted m8.
I'm from the future. Alabama will win 55-10.
>>64584029
>its never luck when its muh SEC
and no, not an MSU fan
>>64584047
OHHHHHH RIGHT HERE SENPAI
READY FOR MORE COMFY TRUMP RALLIES
>new years eve party
>too much people to watch the game properly
>wife's ex is here
>haven't seen the wifey for a while
>wife's son being an autist
>shit alcohol
How's new years spuh
>>64584047
What up
This MSU pass coverage is giving me cancer.
Please don't let the inbreeders win
Wow I hope I never have to see that cringeworthy arby commercial again
>>64584065
Don't come crying to us when your family has been culturally enriched by the so called "balderdash".
>>64584078
My 55 dubs already confirmed it. I'm also from the future.
Alabama beats Clemshit 48-14.
Michigan state would be like the 5th best team in the Big 12
>>64584023
No one, because i would have no taste and be a fedora tipper.
>>64584023
State
You want the team that shamed you to go all the way that way you can sleep better knowing the camps are what took you down instead of some punks that lose to red faggots
>>64584001
>This much asspain
i just came back from the grocery store. what happened so far?
>>64584012
it's not as bad as it looks
>Northwestern v Tennessee
meme teams, nobody cares
>Michigan v Florida
Team missing a bunch of players due to injury vs team missing a bunch of players due to suspension
>Notre Dame v Ohio State
again, injuries and suspensions
so you have 3 games that aren't as exciting as the school names would suggest
Did we just miss the kickoff? Are you serious ESPN?
Daily reminder we all watch a league where literally every national champion will come from the south corner of a large national empire but we should all man up and not complain about this ever.
Also reminder no matter what, you need the pac12, you need our flash, our entertainment value, our lovability. Do not make this mistake again, Admiral.
Ridley is the fucking man.
>>64584047
Based Don
Who would win?
Randy Moss > Jerry Rice
>>64584090
Why don't you want your team to win?
;^)
>coker and cook all vying to get a chance to play against the big black bull from clemson
who here /yearofthecuck/
>First score of the game
>Better run 30 minutes of ads
I'm planning to make 2 white russians, with 1 shot of each of kahlua and skyy vodka in them, so 4 total shots. I'm sure it will put emaciated lightweight bitch body out on my ass
How much of a meme am I
>>64584102
You either are an MSU fan or don't know anything about them.
WHO WAR EAGLE HERE?
>>64584111
thanks for this senpai
>dat MS secondary
>>64584047
Most people 2bh pham
>>64584059
No you sperg, they came in sideways and were pushing against my back teeth, causing great discomfort.
>>64584111
Trips confirm.
>>64584099
Big 12 is the worst conference though
>>64584115
Browns.
The best college team of all time would lose to the worst NFL team in the league.
Sage Steele can get the dick all night
>>64584115
Bama would get destroyed by Manziel alone.
>>64584115
not this meme again
Would you Sage Steel, /sp/?
>>64584047
Right here
Heil Trump
stop posting webms,my iPhone doesn't support them, post gifs
Thanks in advance
ESPN stop fucking trying to make Times Square happen, it's never going to happen
>>64584050
sure, but do they have the stamina to take it the full 80? oh wait, that's not even a slightly a concern. (this message during the middle of a 5 minute break to run ads.)
>>64584088
does that nigga have headphones and a smartphone
>>64584115
Notre Dame would booty blast both of those teams
>>64584115
Here's your (You)
>>64584132
So you took them out to provide another man with great comfort?
>>64584146
>iPleb
LMAO
>>64584095
>us
>he thinks this website is his lil group of buddies
Unbelievable
>>64584102
Michigan shamed themselves against MSU. Their punter dropped the ball twice. There was no block or anything.
>>64584115
Johnny Football used to rape alabama all the time.
But his line and receivers were alot better than what the Browns have. I'm gonna go Alabama, but only because Johnny Fooball is missing receivers.
So when will MSU put in their superior qb?
>>64584140
you just know her husband is getting cucked by Jalen Rose
>>64584139
Is that a baby eagle? Wtf is that
>>64584115
>people unironically think college teams can play pro teams
cmon sparty no one wants bama in the NCG
>>64584115
>Couldn't beat Memezeil in college
>Thinking you could beat him with an actual offensive line and secondary
>>64584047
TRUMP 2016
Michigan State offensive line been getting #rekt all night so far.
>>64584115
Any other NFL team and i'd call you a fucking retard for even asking, but the browns are fucking shit.
I'd take bama 24-17
Alabama scored then got a huge sack; games over.
THIS DEFENSIVE LINE GOTDAMN!
BIG BOY FOOTBALL
>>64584175
>Dank meme bruh
>>64584140
OHHHHHHH WHICH BITCHES OVER ON FAUX NEWS BE ON TONIGHT
>>64584146
Same friend.
If you REALLY need to watch a webm, download VLC player on the App Store, it takes a bit, but you can watch them.
let's just get into halftime down by 7 desu.
>>64584140
Yea, but the whole pornstar name kinda makes me wonder. Did she change it to that or did her parents just have low aspirations for her?
Game over. Turning this shit off.
>>64584180
They don't have one
>>64584190
What in the fuck does that pic even mean?
Christ, niggers are stupid.
Henry runs for a TD within next 4 plays.
I'm so glad Michigan State is getting rekt
Stick to basketball faggots
I honestly have no clue how Michigan State can get into the endzone. Some voodoo magic has to happen
>>64584205
no
Bammer figured out what OSU was too retarded to figure out, that anyone can beat sparty by just chucking balls at your shit tier DBs
Score here ends it
I'm muting this shit
>>64584200
Stop postin this ugly naked mole rat, I love animals but I would step on this thing if I came across it
>>64584205
Haha no Alabama up 14 0 by half
cook looks lost out there
>>64584217
I don't know about the club part, but the part about the brick is true considering there is a light in the pillow.
>>64584115
the Browns would fucking stomp them and it wouldn't be close
No college team is even close to pro caliber
Jesus Christ, even Florida put up a better fight than Michigan State is right doing now. What a joke.
how soon until the refs are issues batman type guns that deploy a retractable flag?
>>64584195
>doesn't even know how to greentext
But this is your place, huh? That's like living in your house and not being able to work the goddamn microwave. Kill yourself you embarrassment
>>64584239
>conner cuck
Henry has some Arby's curly fries going out of his helmet
for you
>>64584246
To be fair, Mike Pettine is a high school coach.
>A BIG GUY
REV UP THOSE BANE POSTS
UUUU
>>64584255
>Anonymous 12/31/15(Thu)21:34:42 No.64584255 â–¶
stfu fag
>>64584252
smoke more poisonous spider eggs, Mick
>>64584258
My Arby's didn't even have the new loaded curly fries wtf
LIVESTREAM WHERE
>On stage now: Demi Lavato
Wtf? Do they want to ruin parties by having all the fags and girls shouting for you turn to ABC in the middle of the game?
>>64583448
>this delusion
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
How tall do I have to be to be considered a "big guy"?
5'11" here. Not sure if I made it or not.
>>64584252
They should just wear yellow helmets that light up. they're throwing flags so much the nfl/ncaa are gonna have to start paying for shoulder surgeries in a few years.
>>64584255
Consider it done. You have convinced me that the asshole of the Internet is no place for some one of my high-caliber.
Now please message moot and tell him to disable my access to this site.
HEISMAN CURSE
Have the announcers stopped shilling Alabama yet?
>>64584286
she thick af tho
>>64584228
>7-0
>getting rekt
>>64584261
Saban was a punching bag when he coached in the NFL too
threadly reminder that Houston would booty blast both these teams and is the next boise state
>>64584286
Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are both Cowboys fans, feels good being a Cowboys master race, 2016-2017 is our year
>>64584217
>weight activates the pillow
>brick provides weight
>your girl sees your activated pillow so the last thing she thinks is that you're cheating
>you're free to cheat since her mind isn't on it
You that dumb in real life?
So glad I bet my mortgage on this game. Driving the kids to Hawaii tomorrow. Roll damn Tide.
>>64584292
hi manlet
>>64584126
I feel you man, I'm about to drink a whole beer and smoke a literal speck of weed. Usually I would control myself, but it's new years, so what the heck.
>>64584286
I dont think you appreciate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y
watch it on mute if you have to
>>64584286
That's exactly what they want.
Demi is part of their business product and you will be called a homophobic islamophobe who is also sexist if you disagree with the putting it on.
>tfw no gf
anyone else feel this? especially on a night like tonight?
get your shit together
>>64584300
>you'll never be crushed by Demi Lovato's thighs
It is worth going on, anon?
Jesus, this is becoming embarrassing
This game is over
>>64584217
>>64584311
Lol, who's the stupid nigger now, nigger?
>>64584047
Make America Hate Again!
do you faggots who watch college football also watch shit like wnba?
this shit is gay as fuck, who wants to watch children play
>>64584310
I would bet $100 they couldn't name anyone on the team except maybe Tony Romo
>clemson and alabama national championship
>>64584292
6'1" if your 215lbs+ 6'3" otherwise
>>64584311
Nah, I'm just not a nigger, so "muh dik" isn't always on my mind.
>>64584319
Every Canadian I've ever met here is borderline alcoholic and funny as fuck lel
>>64584323
Dumb frogposter
>>64584335
>must be 18 to play college football
>children
>>64584315
that's funny cause you're going to be broke and depressed just like last year
>Bama
>winning against a B1G team
>b-but muh team of destiny!
Lmao at least now MSU fans will shut the fuck up
Welp, that was the worst flop of all time.
>tfw have to root for clemson in the NCG since sparty is being stupid
>>64584315
Spend lots of money senpai!
ALABAMA PLAYERS TAKING DIVES
Coker is such a laughable fool.
10-0.
>>64584340
THE Ohio State University would literally bootyblast both teams
>10-0
Fuck
This game is shit
Oh, boy.
A 10 point lead.
Michigan State should just quit now.
Kek its already over, Michigan State isn't scoring 10
POLAN STRONK
SPARTY WE WAR YOU
I need junk food lol
>Now state defense plays like they have balls
Too fucking late boys
>sharty
>these MSU rushers unable to get a tackle
cmon men
who else didn't make any plans just to watch this game
>>64584356
are you in hawaii alone senpai? or are you a based rich engineer with a trophy wife and tons of friends
Has a team ever been shut out in the cfb playoffs?
Will today be the first?
lmaoooothe championship is gonna be the south vs the south
Eat shit and die you Yankee faggots
Please God don't make us have to endure more Bammer shitposting.
>>64584335
>watching wnba ever
>under any circumstances
>feminine penis
>mfw
>>64584205
Sorry
poland stronk
God damn.
Moon-face Coker. Get that kid a shower and some fresh towels.
Coker should have tried to channel Chad Kelly after the snap. Toss the damn ball up when you fumble the snap, magic will happen.
>that alabama flop
this semon slurping sport isnt for me
Michigan State has never won a major game in their history, they are pretenders. Hope you enjoyed your lucky little run because its over.
>michishit choking again
is there more embarrassing state in sports?
Can't believe I stayed home to watch Memechigan State get blown out by Bama.
Why is Michigan State suddenly autistic? Cook overthrowing all his passes, defense still calling zone coverage, etc.
Coker showed up today though.
make a freaking play cook
>>64584391
0/10
try harder
>>64584377
Born and raised here, breh.
>>64584409
stay mad faggot lol
>>64584402
Alabama, easily. They have zero (0) professional teams, so all the fat hillbillies there obsess over this amateur shit because it's literally all they have
>>64584413
Dog is that you brudduh?
>>64584409
He's not wrong
>>64584419
when was the last time Michigan was relevant?
and I mean actually relevant, not alumni talking about muh history
What are we gonna do next year with Cooper Bateman? Any other prospects? I haven't kept up with recuiting this year unfortunately.
>>64584409
Why is it a troll? MSU seriously sucks, you sound upset.
Cook went down pretty easy and did nothing to get away..
This is starting to look like a fixed game.
Well I'm out to go see a movie by myself.
H-happy new year everyone
COOK SHOOK
>>64584431
1997
>>64584427
i mean... isn't it at least better than being, like, Montana?
>>64584440
This delusion
>>64584441
What movie?
>the """"""""big""""""""" ten
>>64584434
Blake Barnett
>>64584431
Cars and Motown, that's about it.
>>64584431
>M-M-Michigan.
That inferiority complex, you should see someone for that.
stop standing around like a statue, cook
>>64584434
Blake Barnett is redshirting this year, supposedly our salvation. Supposedly.
>>64584440
Cook seems to be acting more like a pocket passer
his oline is the cheeks though, that center did literally nothing
>>64584434
I think Bateman is the favorite to start at this point. Excited to see what Blake Barnett can do
>>64584429
What cuz? You like faking scrap boo, I'd lick you guy? 96744 all day bra
Haha, big play by MI State and the announcers do a total 180 and are now all over their jock.
Fuck off
Accurate description of Connor Cook.
you fucking idiot
INTERCEPTION
W E W
E
W E W
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>cock
ayyyy
PICKED
GET REKT MSU
>>64584409
BAHAHAHAHA
>suicide watch
GODDAMNIT COOK
>COOK
Is Conner Cooked?
REKT
Nice throw, dumbass.
Bama. Is. The. Best.
>>64584452
>"""""""sec""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""DEFENSE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THERE IS NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL MSU
>cuck
>MSU
Won't even make it a game. What a shitshow.
ROLL TIDE!!!
What a retard Cook is.
Now I am really convinced this is a fix.
HAHAHAHAHA COOK IS DOGSHIT
>le unfinished business meme man
God damn, how the fuck can MSU fans be this delusional and wrong?
Pregame; "We are going to kill Alabama!"
1st Q; "We are destroying Alabama"
2nd Q; "This game is fixed!"
What complete lunacy and reality denial will they be spewing after this game is over?
STUPIDEST THROW OF THE SEASON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?
>>64584496
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""you""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>64584161
>Notre Dame
>Beating Bama
We saw how this played out already.
>Beating the Browns
Kek
>Connor Cuck
New bread
>>64584455
>>64584455
Post >yfw meme magic happens and MSU makes a comeback
>mfw
>>64584512
That is literally every losing team in every thread of all time
Spartyfags are not alone in that
Darude - Sandstorm
