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Peach Bowl on now, ESPN
first for sparty
>Doubting Houston
>Ever
>the city of FSU
Should the block in the back be allowed?
>1 yard
>>64573844
I don't blame the kid for wanting them to tape the fuck out of his ankle and trying to tough it out. This might be his only chance to start in college.
>>64573844
they should chop it oof and give the guy a peg leg
>>64573819
fair point
you can get dog-like cats though.
>>64573848
no, you fucking retard
Who here /American/
Go cougars
why can't cook run on thsi meme D?n I thought he was the best back in the college if only he could stay healthy
>>64573875
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Wisconsin checking in.
>>64573816
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW BOOTY
>>64573869
He started against Clemson when Rapeis got suspended for memeing in the cafeteria, dumbass
>>64573869
Yeah, he's a senior next year, but he still could lose out to Francois
>>64573882
>meme team supreme
>>64573883
Houston is really good
>>64573895
Forgive me for not knowing a game by game history of FSU senpai.
>"Houston has one of the best offenses in the country and Tom Herman is one of the best up and comming coaches in the country"
>nig nog QB nig nogging around in the backfield getting sacked
>chucking up garbage deep balls 20 yards passed his reciever
>0 running game
>Tom Herman confirmed for being a shit coach tbqh family
Derwin James is a monster lol
THIS FUCKING MEME TEAM.
GOT EMMMMMM
>>64573882
No, but Go5
GO COUGS
>td
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>64573893
lingerie has come a long way
GET MEMED LEL
FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO COUGS WIN 70-3
Who can stop us?
M E M E P L A Y
>MEME PLAYS
MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN MEME TOUCHDOWN
>>64573914
>throws a TD pass
Texas is blowing the ACC the FUCK out this year. Kinda sad because I'm a UNC student but holy fuck this is funny
>that meme play
Absolute madmen
>>64573936
that some space aged booty magic there
>>64573950
>What is a meme play?
>>64573946
It takes a meme defense to allow a meme touchdown.
>Frothy Semen University
A LITTLE TRICKERATIONISM!!!
Houston is officially the best team in Texas, ahahahahahahaha
TALKING ABOUT THE MOTHER FUCKING COUGARS
>>64573966
A TD pass, apparently.
>The ACC meme is finally ending
Nigga didn't even look towards the end zone. That was literally "Fuck it, I'm going deep"
TOM HERMAN IS A FUCKING WIZARD
meme stream where boys?
>>64573951
Did you not watch the A&M-Louisville game last night?
>>64573980
>any team besides Texass being the best program in the state
I'm ok with this
Reposting bowl gear
>>64573933
Coogs*, you faggot.
>>64573966
The same play OSU used to score against Alabama in the playoffs last season?
Houston run D is really nice to watch.
>semin oles
IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
>>64573988
I couldn't believe that shit. They had to have practiced that play a shit ton for him to know exactly where that guy would be and to be able to throw it right there
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEMEHOLES
AHAHAAHAHAHA
>-16 rushing yards
>F
>S
>U
FUMBLE
SEMEN HOLES
>Semenholes
>Daniel Kannell
does the clesmon-okalhoma line move AGAIN after THIS game?
>Texans relying on meme plays all season
>UH doing meme plays in multiple games
>they're actually working
Is houston a meme city?
CRIMINOLES ON SUICIDE WATCH
FLORIDA STATE
B L O W N
L
O
W
N
T H E
H
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F U C K
U
C
K
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U
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>SEMEN HOLES
FSU might as well just fucking leave the stadium at halftime
>yfw Louisville takes the ACC next year
When FSU and Clemson both blow it today, can we ban the ACC from the playoffs next year?
>semen holes
That's an extremely close call.
anyone else think cook is overrated now?
I had him rated in the top 3
>>64573897
considering the history of temple football, this is a position I would gladly take
>>64574057
'no'
PEOPLE WHERE ACTUALLY UPSET THAT DALVIN "DINDU" CROOK WASN'T INVITED TO THE HEISMAN PRESENTATION
>Houston is a meme city
>beating the best defense in the country
Get fucked
>>64574074
ayyy
>the city of Facepunch State University
>>64574067
nah, what can he do when there's 3 people in the backfield every play?
>>64574067
Top 3 are Jordan Howard, Zeke Elliott and Derrick Henry.
>>64574067
>One bad game means you're entire career is null and void.
>all these meme plays
HOLY FUCKING BTFO.
>the wasteland of Tallahassee
>>64574076
Everything is a meme.
>>64574058
The committee was clearly suspicious of the ACC last year when Florida State got the #3 seed despite being undefeated. As far as I see it, the ACC should be treated as a G6 school after today. Give the winners of the Big 10, Big 12, Pac 12 and SEC a spot in the playoffs from here on out, absolutely no exceptions.
more memes coming up
>>64574057
Wouldn't be surprising
Petrino is legit
>>64574037
obviously, look at the rockets
and even the texans to some extent
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>64574067
No?
MEMES&DREAMS
E
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S
&
D
R
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A
M
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>>64574088
See: Justin Fournette
Also ayy Houston scored again
Post yfw FSU BTFO by meme plays
>FLORIDA STATE
Not like this man, we're never going to another NY6 bowl if we get BTFO two years in a row.
>acc is good they said
Anyone else changing their pick from Clemson to Oklahoma? Man the ACC sucks.
>People thought an OC that made a 3rd string QB into a Natty winner wasn't gonna stomp the yard as HC
lol
>>64574118
Do you mean Justin Forsett or Leonard Fournette?
>>64574103
Legit at crashing motorcycles
>>64574121
BEEEEE-EEEEEEE
TEEEEE
FFFFFFF
OOOOOO
SHAKE YOUR FAIL FEATHERS
FSU GETTING R A P E D
OH THE IRONY!
GREG "THIRD" WARD
PUT THESE NIGGAS IN THE BIG 12 NOW
>>64574118
*Leonard
>>64574132
Literally who?
>>64574137
BEEEE-EEEEE
TEEEEE
FFFFFF
OOOOOO
>>64574130
Tom Herman confirmed for Texas head coach after Strong gets fired next year
Is tOSU a Todd Herman babby?
Reminder this was a team who won the national championship two years ago.
I think we all owe a sincere thanks to Clemson and Notre Dame for keeping this FSU garbage out of the delicious playoffs
>>64574142
Who's Justin Leonard?
>>64574132
Leonard. I corrected myself in my next post. My brain mixed their names because they're close
>>64574135
Glad she lost t.b.h
>>64574159
pro golfer afaik
>>64574155
>Reminder this was a team who won the national championship two years ago.
Its a completely different team, lol
>>64574153
Nope, he's holding steady in Houston until he comes back to Columbus :-)
>>64574154
no, but it was the difference this year between losing a game and not losing a game.
>>64574158
>thanks for beating a shit team
>UNCONQUERED still won't change his trip after this
why is FS(You) synonymous with faggotry?
>>64574133
Hard to control that bike when you're getting a 100mph hand job from your horse faced assistant
>>64574153
>>64574177
You're both wrong, he'll be coaching the Browns in 2017.
>>64574155
Are you fucking retarded. That entire team is in the NFL right now.
>select all the gift boxes
>>64574177
>implying Texas isnt a better job
>>64574185
KEK
E
K
As a UCF kek, my one true dream is to see all the other Florida teams fail, so I can talk mad shit.
So far outlook good.
Is Houston literally coached by one of you spergs that plays the NCAA games?
>Meme running qb
>uptempo spread
>blitzing like crazy on defense
>crazy turnover margin
>>64574173
So? Bama has won the natty title 3 times in the past 6 - 7 years, and are on the road for a fourth win under Saban.
H TINE
HOLD IT DINE!!!!!!!!!
INT
>CRIMINOLES
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>this same exact team somehow won 29 straight games
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
CALL ME BABY ARMS MCGUIRE
>>>>>INTERCEPTED
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>Florida state
>that babby arm strength
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
damn but that walk on nigga back
BTFO
>FSU would finish with a better margin if they just knelt the possession out and punted everytime
GAME OGRE
>semen holes
>THE SHITTY OF THE ATLANTIC COAST
>>64574158
>notre dame
they didnt play fsu this year m8...
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>64574177
He's not coming back here unless Urban dies. He's from California and has coached at Texas, Texas Lutheran, Sam Houston State, Texas State, Rice and Houston. He's a Texas coach.
BEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEE TEEEEEEEEEE
EFFFFFFFFF OOOOOOOOOOOO
>the shanty town of Flawduh State
>if you can't make that throw, you shouldn't be on the field
>>64574186
>The spread offense will work in the NFL
kek
>>64574201
>>64574201
>0-12
you cant really talk much
>blown out by houston
>>64574240
Worked for Chip Kelly.
>>64573991
M8 it's Louisville, they're as ACC as Maryland is B1G or A&M is SEC
Which is none.
>>64574231
Ga. Tech, my bad Mahomies
>that was a legal hit
FUCK YOUU
That FSU defense is trying their ass off to keep them in the game.
I always feel so sorry for defenses that are saddled with stagnant or turnover-heavy offenses
>mfw jabroni QB
there was an explosion in my downstairs neighbors part of the house and now i cant live in my apartment anymore and i have to move in to a new place on new years day lol
So it's safe to say that all those Keenum undefeated Houston teams averaging 700 yards a game would've bootyblasted the SEC during their reign of "dominance" right? Too bad they aren't popular enough to get voted in
>>64574248
2/10
>>64574257
its called playing with their second string qb who is injured or a third string qb
>>64574002
Texas can be the best "program" for the next 20 years if they want, but if they don't get their shit together A&M will overtake them because they're in a much more successful conference.
>>64574200
>>64574185
How big of a slut do you have to be to have sex with an ugly 60 year old guy just because he makes a few million a year?
>>64574257
Was it the offense or the defense that allowed 21?
>>64574259
was your neighbor ISIS?
Who /screwedupclick/ here mane?
>>64574270
Maguire started 4 games.
>>64574259
Post a pic
>>64574259
get a hotel room and party the night away
>>64574259
bama confirmed for getting literally blown the fuck out tonight
>>64574259
Fucking alabama baka
>>64574259
áµ’Ê°
ROSE BOWL 2.0 ROSE BOWL 2.0
>>64574259
>living above a meth lab
>>64574295
This senpai
>>64574259
RIP. Move in with Nuts, he can milk you every morning for his morning coffee.
>>64574283
nah, just a normal day living above bama fans
>>64574259
> mfw a local playhouse rents out all the units around me and they make crazy weird loud noises at all hours
>cook can't even convert a 3rd & 2
>>64574259
This is why you don't live in the same building as a meth lab
>inb4 fsu comes back to win this
>>64574103
>>64574057
>winning the Atlantic against Clemson and FSU
>beating UNC or Miami in the championship game
>>64574259
you have to live in a hotel or did you already find a place
believe it or not I had the exact same thing happen to me last year but isntead of explosion it was because my gf forgot to pay the rent for 2 months
>not going for it
The game is lost, when will these conservative coaches learn game theory?
>>64574329
>new reality tv show idea
>/sp/ House
>ten Anons, have to find out who the tripfag is
>team cuckshed building
>weekly AA meetings
Semonholes fans are roasting Golson right now.
Do they realize there was a death in his family?
those 2 players in the back keep touching themselves
>>64574259
Where are you living fellow Alabama m8
>I'm not sure Florida State could get the yard
>>64574368
FUND IT
>>64574374
that's hot -_-
>>64574368
Plot twist: we're all tripfags
>>64574374
Thought I was the only one that saw that, what was that about lol
-6 rushing yards
did anyone honestly see this result coming?
>florida lost to this florida state team
Why is the SEC so shitty?
>>64574368
You'd be able to suss Nuts and I pretty quick: he's trying to molest all the dudes, I'm never sober and always playing vidya.
>>64574406
I thought it was going to be competitive.
>>64574406
i saw a closer game 2bh
>>64574406
Our guy herbie did
>>64574406
I did
>>64574406
Houston fans
>>64574412
Reminder that the only Texas team that hasn't BTFO the ACC is an SEC team.
>>64574406
I thought FSU would have more than 3 pts at half...
>>64574406
I had a feeling that Houston might pull of the upset, but not like this.
>>64574292
so that doesnt mean he doesnt suck
>>64574406
I suspected it. FSU has been overrated, especially that Florida win. Florida couldn't score points. Eventually that defense breaks down even to offenses like FSU and FAU
>>64574416
>trying
>>64574406
I was kinda hoping it wouldn't be a near-mirror image of last year's Peach Bowl. Oh well.
>this team held Clemson to 23
Oklahoma Bama confirmed
>>64574416
you just described 85% of /spee/
>>64574435
At 4 games, you are the starter. Not to mention they benched Golson for him.
was houston ranked incorrectly? this is almost an indictment of the cfp committee
>>64574372
>realize his grandmother died around November after Thanksgiving. It would been enough time to go through that or still he has problems with the team.
Still stuff like this are no excuse for not being there on playing to get ready.
>>64574470
the uconn loss didnt help their cause
If Houston hadn't lost to UConn, how close would they have been to getting into the playoff?
>>64574406
I knew Florida State was overrated all year but I honestly thought Houston would be even more overrated.
>>64574444
Quads for truth.
But Oklahoma just lost one of their best defensive linemen due to concussion on Monday.
>>64574283
>>64574327
>>64574354
meth is a definite possibility the neighbors were nice but sketchy
>>64574296
>>64574364
staying in a hotel tonight moving in to another property my landlord has around the corner from the old one tomorrow
>>64574377
northeast US rather not say where specifically
>>64574295
at the hotel right now, dont have one. maybe when i go back tomorrow
>>64574470
>Playing in the G5
>Losing to UConn
Not really.
>>64574470
We've been complaining about that for a long time. There are quite a few teams that should never have been allowed to be P5 teams while we got left out in the cold.
>>64574470
No they played in the AAC and lost to UConn
>>64574406
Tom Herman is one of most interesting coaches out there.I knew this game was going to close not really though.
When is Houston going to be invited to the Big12?
Is Peach Bowl the designated bowl game for a team that got screwed out of the playoffs to bootyblast some niggers?
>>64574495
They'd be ranked below Iowa and Stanford tbqh. Not because they deserve it but because they bring nothing to the table in terms of revenue for the CFP. But if they continue to have seasons like this maybe they'll squeak in on an especially bad year.
>>64574510
>meth
You would have noticed the smell
maybe they were making BHO
>>64574531
Yes
>>64574511
>>64574518
Uconn game was without Greg Ward
>Rushing Yds: -6
>>64574530
>texass allowing another texas team into the conference
lel no. they'd be better off in the SEC since tamu doesn't have that much of a strangle hold compared to ut
>>64574406
Buckeye fans did
Can't wait for halftime.
Kanell on suicide watch.
>>64574510
Sorry to hear the Bamabro.
>>64574556
Really, the Big 12 should just go away.
Halftime faptime
>>64574548
How is that relevant they still lost a game to UConn and pkayed in the AAC
>>64574574
fapping at 10:30
>>64574495
Houston's best wins are a 34-0 blanking of Vanderbilt, which is an SEC team only in name, and a decent Louisville side.
Now compare that to Temple which almost upset Notre Dame, Memphis which beat a ranked SEC West squad, and a Navy side that could've easily have done it had they beat Notre Dame also.
>>64574495
Not even close.
>>64574577
>-(negative) 6 (six) yards
>>64574568
couldve been worse. all my shit was untouched which was really lucky. if bama doesnt win tonight itll be the worst fucking new years ever though lmao
>>64574585
To what?
>>64574577
>-0.4 avg
>>64574592
Now you know to get renter's insurance in case you accidentally live above a meth lab again
>>64574495
lol uconn booty blasted this team? damn that just means fsu is really shit if they are losing to ucon indirectly at football
They ruined Lucifer.
>>64574406
Anyone who watched Houston play this season certainly expected this. Tom Herman wasn't courted by Georgia, South Carolina, Southern Cal, Miami, et. al. for nothing.
Art Briles left after success. So did Kevin Sumlin. Houston never gets any credit. Now we get to shove it in the entire country's pie hole.
>Giants Gonna Gi literally GBTFO of his apartment
cheers, sir
here's to night dieing in a big fiery ball
>>64574589
Houston beat all three of those teams though
>>64574613
>The transitive property exists in sports
>>64574589
houston beat all those teams
>>64574599
I bunch of german milf videos I found on empornrium, I've been going through a milf phase ever since I fucked my sister's mother in law
>>64574530
They're more likely to get an invite from the Pac 12 or SEC, which at this point is very unlikely. But when the Big 12 inevitably breaks up they could be in contention for the spot Kansas State wants from the SEC (Kansas definitely goes to B1G, maybe Iowa State, Oklahoma (maybe B1G), Okie St, Kansas State, Baylor, and TCU all compete for spots in the SEC, Pac 12, or God forbid the Mountain West).
>>64574619
i got blown the fuck out so the tide doesnt have to. championship confirmed
>>64574612
yah definitely
>>64574580
Doesn't mean anything besides the loss looking more ok
>>64574630
>transitive property
Hey everyone look at me I'm smart as fuck I took calculus in high school
>>64574589
What? Vandy was bullshit. Our best wins were against Memephis, Temple, and Navy.
Took my TCU alum gf to the Temple game, was ultra comfy drinking local beer and cheering for my Coogs as we won the first AAC championship ever.
>>64574657
E
D
D
I
T
>>64574657
So you're upset that you don't know general math terms?
>>64574670
>hurr durr, muh 4chan
>>64574657
please go back to the Neil Tyson subreddit
>>64574628
>>64574633
Yes. They beat mid-powers in the SEC and ACC. Vanderbilt also lost to Western Kentucky at home.
Compare it to Temple choking on the final play against Notre Dame.
>>64574660
And all of you were only ranked because you kept feeding off early and mid-season wins against Ole Piss and Penn State.
Navy alone was only ranked literally because they won against Memphis.
Penn State will beat Georgia
The fuck is this shit?
>macklemore
why do they think college football fans would want to see that AIDS fag-lover perform
>mfw Houston gets Oklahoma in the season opener next season.
Herman to UT when?
>UH almost fell out of the top 25 after they lost a conference game earlier this season
there is no reason this team at 11-1 isn't in the NCAA playoffs
>>64574696
Compare Temple choking against ND to literally beating Temple?
Easy. One's a win and one isn't.
> white "people" rapping
when will this meme die
>this "music"
lol?
post yfw fsu and clemson lose today
The guy from Foxy Shazam is performing with Macklemore on national television, kek.
I used to listen to that band years ago
Damn this guy went from being an actor in a rusell wilson beats by dre commerical to an actual musician always good to hear stories like this
Macklemore is fucking awesome; I love this song.
>Merklemoar
Jesus tapdancing Christ, this is fucking mainstream music now? Burn it all to the fucking ground.
>TIRIMISU
>AIN'T TEARIN' MAH SUIT
>people paid to listen to this
pls stop this
>>64574657
>transitive property
>calculus
>using that as your argument in the first place
teehee
which conference has been the most BTFO this bowl season so far?
Who is this chick singing?
Can someone tell me what the FUCK is on my TV right now? It looks like a collection of those faggots from clubs who think they're kings of the floor because they jump around a lot.
>us 12s
>>64574684
R E D D I T
>>64574750
ACC and it's not close
>Memelemore
Holy smokes
>they actually have someone with a trumpet (or whatever that faggy band instrument is) fake playing in the back
What the fuck
> hey man, you wanna play trombone with macklemore's live band?
>>64574750
teh Ayy(lmao)SeeSee
Even the fucking crowd was like "wut" at the end
>>64574734
Good
after that performance, I can't wait to bathe in holy fire and leave this mortal coil
>>64574657
i learned the transitive property in eighth grade algebra nigga
>4th Quarter
>Fsu brings the score to 28-20 after a pick 6
>Houston fumbles ensuing kickoff
>Fsu 4th and goal with :01 left
>doesn't get it
>facemask on the defense
>next play touchdown
>2 PT good
>OT
>1st OT FGs by both teams
>2nd OT TDs by both teams
>3rd OT
>FSU blocks Houston FG
>returns it for a TD
>offsides
>Houston makes FG after penalty
>FSU's turn
>Houston blocks their FG
>returns for TD
>no offsides game over
>>64574696
>mid powers
thats not how i would describe vanderbilt lol
Florida State getting cucked harder than Jimbo
>>64574755
I think you pretty much got it covered.
is this almost fucking over
>not putting tv/stream on mute
dumbasses
>>64574760
Google Maps
GIVE SPARTA YOUR STRENGTH
>>64574657
I literally did take calculus in high school, but more importantly, this post shows you're retarded
>>64574755
*tips fedora
I appreciate your superior taste. Fuck this pop music
>>64574780
>hey everyone look at me I took advanced math classes in middle school instead of general math like the normal kids looks at how much of freak i am
This trolling making bama fans mad
> selectquote
> not getting life insurance through your job
lol where the fuck do these scrubs work
>>64574725
locked into UH for the next 5 years
>>64574801
Heh, I'm going to use this when kiddos scream reddit.
Who else /heatedblanket/ here?
>>64574750
ACC for p5
AAC for thinking they are a p5 conference.
>>64574696
The problem is they don't get the opportunity to play good teams. People think there is this giant line between good G5 teams and P5 teams, yet are shocked when the P5 at gets spanked in a NY6 bowl game.
>>64574818
>anti-intellectualism
Really?
>>64574824
>C++
>Microsoft Excel
>MUH ARKANOID
>>64574822
>I have no idea how contracts work
:/
>>64574816
>retarded
okay breh I grauated from a top 40 university(at least it was top 40 when I attended) with a degree in general psychology and never took a math class higher geometry
>>64574818
I took general math classes and we learned the transitive property in 6th grade.
>>64574820
kanell is such a petty little bitch lol
>>64574758
best fans desu
>>64574818
>being good at math is a bad thing
Detroit or Baltimore?
>>64574829
nope but my cat is lying on me and keeping me warm :3
>>64574841
nigga this is 4chan only ignant niggas here allowed if you such a smartie nerd you woudn't be here you would be making iphones in china like steve jobs
>>64574820
Based
>>64574851
My older friend learned about it when I was 4 and I talked to him once
>>64574847
bad news buddy it dropped out of the top 100 because they let you graduate from it
>>64574857
post pics of kitty
>>64574750
None really. It's been pretty random all around. If FSU and Clemson lose today, it'll be the ACC though.
>>64574857
how do you deal with the claws extending whenever he is started and digging into your dick and thighs?
>>64574841
People like you will be the first to burn when Trump is elected
>>64574820
Yeah he really inherited a great program led to prominence by the greats like Mike Shula.
>>64574847
You realize the transitive property is basic algebra right? You take that before you take geometry. Its such a basic concept, they sometimes teach it earlier, in middle school mathematics classes
>>64574857
POST PUSSY OF GTFO
>>64574891
I catually kinda like it when my cat does this
who can't do any maths without a calculator and proud of it?
it's pointless learning maths unless you want to show off how smart you are there's a reason we have calculators on our phones
>>64574911
>maths
take off your proxy yurofag
>>64574911
i have my job because i'm good at math and have a degree in it
>>64574909
do you trim your cat's nails? my cat won't let me touch his paws and he never uses scratching posts so they are sharp as fuck like little daggers
I piss on small conference teams
This is bullshit
>>64574903
But fsu was nothing before bowden. Bama still had like 6 titles
Of course giants would be mad at truths being spouted
>>64574847
>bragging about your undergrad ranking
>grauated
>psychology
This is why FSU is shit right now.
>>64574846
you apparently don't
>>64574911
you gotta at least know your multiplication tables from memory.
>>64574820
Wait, what the fuck did Saban inherit? Alabama was awful for like 5 years before he got there.
>>64574924
grats on your accounting job but most jobs don't require maths at all
>>64574903
Dawg, Mike Shula aside, Bama is still BAMA
>>64574929
Why? The "power 5" conferences are 1/3 full of teams like Purdue and Virginia. Houston, Boise State and NIU shouldn't be placed below them automatically
>>64574942
naw nigga I refused to do that shit in middle school because my dad taught me about calculators and told me what a scam it was to memorize all those useless numbers
>>64574950
He inherited the brand name and recruiting base.
>>64574937
>her nami is candi
pukinganimegirl.tiff
>>64574820
That feel when Dolphins and Alabama fan. I fucking hate Nick Saban and hes a babby coach who can't come back because of his robotic shit offense
He also abandoned the Dolphins like a bitch. go alabama fuck nicky saban
>>64574925
he doesn't knead that hard and is usually on top of a blanket, so it doesn't feel that sharp.
>muh academics
>muh employment
>muh credibility
>muh insecurity
>muh micropenis
All of you fuck off with the force of one thousand Suns
were watching football in here
>>64574937
>mfw he literally got cucked by an ex-florida player
>>64574963
>niu
i have some bad news for you
>>64574950
Are u 10?
c'mon houston don't slow down, still need to drop 40+ on these nigs
C E N A
E
N
A
>dat cena theme
where's the stream? no TV and ESPN3 only has the "skycam"
Houston band just played the john cena theme. the memes are getting memeier
Daily reminder a 8 team playoff will fix everything.
>>64575030
get a credit card and get sling for 7 days free. lets you access watch espn streams, but they are like a minute behind
>>64575030
> no TV
>>64575030
Skycam is great though, just watch that
Big Match Houston beating the odds
>>64575053
kek
REMNINDER THAT JIMBOS WIFE KEKED HIM WITH A FLORIDA FOOTBALL PLAYER
>>64575030
http://wiziwig.ru/football/watch-a03180-houston-cougars-at-florida-state-seminoles
right here
this game just proves dalvin cook is a meme back, henry would never let himself get owned like this
>>64575053
Florida State playing like Big Match Kane desu
>>64575064
ugh what a fucking hag, kind of like rex ryan's wife, the cuckoldress
Guise, halp
I have no tv and no /espn/ app and no phone and no computer and no internet and I live underground and I'm blind
Stream??
>>64575064
Looks like she has a shitty titjob
>>64575064
you can park a bus between those tits
damn now they're playing the game of thrones theme
>>64575085
go to a bah
>>64574973
Which means jack shit to 18 year old kids. Bama hadnt won a title in like 20 years when Saban arrived. They went to an irrelevant has been program instead of the likes of a dominant Florida program that was recruiting them as well.
That speaks entirely to Saban. Not Alabama "brand name"
>>64575085
NO! Find it on your own. We don't spoon feed around here.
>>64575064
lets be honest, jimbo comes out of this better off
Dat cook sniping tds
>>64575068
>same as VIP box
>same antiadblock
don't want a virus, sorry
>>64575085
http://streamendous.com/channel9.php
>>64575111
Seriously i thought i was only one who thought this. It's like Russell Wilson after the white chick
>>64575034
>>64575102
You know that's the Marching Chiefs playing those desu
>>64575118
...Did we not establish no spoon feeding? One google search is good enough for a result, don't enable these lazy fucks.
>>64575104
Parents of kids and the town they grow up in are major influential to recruiting decisions. Detroit will always have kids eager to go to Michigan. Alabama wasn't a Pittsburgh 2.0 when Saban got there
>>64575064
I saw her on "50 and Fucking".
>>64575104
It's not like it was all him jackass.
Bama has an insane football culture and incredible facilities with money pouring out the ass into the program. All it takes is a recruiting visit.
>>64575136
They also played HBCU themes such as Neck and 400 Degrees.
They got a decent little book.
>>64575136
that's houston's band dummy
>>64575045
1. Clemson vs 8. Notre Dame
2. Alabama vs 7. Ohio State
3. Oklahoma vs. 6. Iowa
4. Michigan State. Vs. 5. Stanford
Who you got winning it all if this were the playoff? That's a pretty damn good playoff imo.
>>64574719
That's gonna be one helluva game
>>64575104
>Which means jack shit to 18 year old kids
Really? Then explain Michigan's success recruiting during the Rich Rod and Hoke years
>>64575064
>cuckspin
>>64575160
>teams who didn't win their conference, let alone their division, being given a shot to play in a playoff
>>64575160
Notre Dame, Bama, Oklahoma, Stanford (muh dick)
Bama, Oklahoma
Oklahoma
those Florida cheerleaders are hi-test as fuck
>>64575147
this. Tennessee's team has so many players whose family played for Tennessee like the Berrys and Colquitts. They pride themselves on churning out these kids.
Who's the meme now, huh? You fuckers SERIOUSLY thought you had a shot. Looks like it's the Seminoles who will have the last laugh, though. I can picture you right now, scrambling and having a mini autistic seizure. You HONESTLY thought that you would win this game. I'm baffled. Bamboozled. How the fuck can you be so dense? Are you aware of our 2013 national championship? Are you aware of our 29 game win streak? Do you even know what a Seminole is? You don't, because you are a pathetic piece of shit who has no idea what it means to root for a great team. A team with history and passion. Unlike your piece of shit school. Fuck you. Fuck you for ever doubting us. I'll be gloating about this Florida State bowl win for the coming years. And it's you fucking assholes who will have to hear it. Hope you can sleep well at night, fucktard. Go Noles.
>>64575160
all of the higher seeds would absolutely demolish those lower seeds, it would result in the exact same semifinals we have now
welp gg houston
>>64574940
Fuck off, kiddo. All these contracts have outs and even with a buyout, if a coach is wanted enough the new school will buy out the current contract, fuckboy.
>>64575147
And yet their first Heisman winner and a major player in that first recruiting class is from Michigan...
>>64575184
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
>>64575160
>not including Houston in the mix instead of Notre Meme
Houston beats Clemson easily
Houston beats Bama easily
Houston beats Oklahoma easily
Houston confirmed National Champions if it wasn't for meme system
>>64575160
clemson bama oklahoma stanford
bama oklahoma
bama
>>64575186
Yeah Cuz clemson "demolished" notre dame
Cover them
>>64575209
dum dum detected
So is Houston that good or FSU that bad?
>>64575213
>msu losing to Stanford in a bowl game
>>64575214
i see a w, am i missing something?
>>64575228
Both
>>64575226
>can't handle the truth
Dat stop
>>64575234
believe it
>>64575214
they did until they decided to let up in the 4th and it almost cost them but they put them away. confirmed for not having watched the game
>>64575228
>So is Houston that good or FSU that bad?
NOT SO FAST
why is there no game thread?
>>64575234
Stanford could bootyblast you.
>>64575239
Clemson barely beat ND in a hurricane.
Nice fucking play ward.
One thing I hate about black QB is they think they have to run it themselves half the time instead of just handing off or doing an easy slant.
gimmicky houston about to get BTFO
WE FUCKING DID IT
WE FUCKING WON
GO NOLES
FUCK HOUSTON
UNCONQUERED
>>64575160
>Clemson, Alabama, Oklahoma lose
>MSU over ND
>OSU over Iowa
>MSU-OSU natty
>>64575266
because you're the first faggot, sailor or frog to arrive
>>64575266
I have no idea why.
>>64575281
>he doesn't use an oxford comma
>>64575266
because there is only one game on at a time and nothing else in cfb that matters right now
>>64575213
Alabama beating a school that competently uses a spread offense is like saying a 2A High school can beat an NFL team.
Who's the meme now, huh? You fuckers SERIOUSLY thought you had a shot. Looks like it's the Golden Knights who will have the last laugh, though. I can picture you right now, scrambling and having a mini autistic seizure. You HONESTLY thought that you would win this game. I'm baffled. Bamboozled. How the fuck can you be so dense? Are you aware of our 2013 12-1 season? Are you aware of our 13 game losing streak? Do you even know what a Golden Knight is? You don't, because you are a pathetic piece of shit who has no idea what it means to root for a great team. A team with history and passion. Unlike your piece of shit school. Fuck you. Fuck you for ever doubting us. I'll be gloating about this UCF winless season for the coming years. And it's you fucking assholes who will have to hear it. Hope you can sleep well at night, fucktard. Go Knights.
Derwin James has to have like 15 tackles right now
>>64575297
can't wait until every HC in the SEC is a saban disciple and Tennessee starts running the Spread with competent personnel
>>64575277
>(You)
MEME INTERCEPT
INT
lel
>FSU trying its hardest to lose
FSU, pls. Pls.
Maguire?
More like Ma-give-away amirite?
>mcguire
>JABRONI QB
>JABRONI QB
>JABRONI QB
>JABRONI QB
>>64575265
you were saying...
>>64575332
>spamming the word meme because "his" school is getting BTFO
OFFICIAL FSU CELEBRATION THREAD
>>64575310
>>64575310
>>64575310
>>64575310
GET. THE. FUCK. IN. HERE.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAAHA
Houston is the GOAT meme city
>Maguire
>not screwing FSU over
Pick one.
Literally just killed your teams momentum nice job
>>64575160
Bootyblasters, obviously
>Houston could beat Baylor, TCU, Texas, and Texas A&M
wow
>>64575343
1/10
only gets 1 for effort
its too bad about lil sweet from the dr pepper ads dying of aids
>>64575343
Fucking rekt it breh
>>64575161
2016 season is going to be memorable as fuck
>>64575355
>mosquitoes the size of hummingbirds
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>64575357
Why not give it to cook
>that fat houston male cheerleader
please tell me someone screencapped it
>>64575353
Why tho
>>64575387
True, Catholics booty blast A LOT of young men in tight pants
DEAD QB BOWL
Who's the meme now, huh? You fuckers SERIOUSLY thought you had a shot. Looks like it's the Badgers who will have the last laugh, though. I can picture you right now, scrambling and having a mini autistic seizure. You HONESTLY thought that you would win this game. I'm baffled. Bamboozled. How the fuck can you be so dense? Are you aware of our 1998 Rose Bowl? Are you aware of our 21 game home win streak? Do you even know what a Badger is? You don't, because you are a pathetic piece of shit who has no idea what it means to root for a great team. A team with history and passion. Unlike your piece of shit school. Fuck you. Fuck you for ever doubting us. I'll be gloating about this Wisconsin bowl win for the coming years. And it's you fucking assholes who will have to hear it. Hope you can sleep well at night, fucktard. Go Badgers.
>>64575393
Because that is too rational for Dumbo Fisher.
>>64575405
for the lulz you dummy
Joe Paterno had his statue removed because he knew, like many of the other staff at the school, that child torture was going on and they got away with it because of the fucking loser mentality hero-worshiping they do in Penn State. That school should have been punished harsher for what they fucking did to those children. It was a collective denial by that football worshiping faggot town that it wasn't a conspiracy and more people should have been lynched.
TIME FOR THE POSTMAN TO DELIVER THE HATE
>>64575423
nevar 4get
>Postma
I had a Lit class with him. Cool dude.
>running on third and twelve
you seriously think that'll work?
Dalvin Cook could easily break one. Give it to him.
>be me
>burger guy at Bulldogs-Eagles game
>Suddenly, cow in a parachute out of nowhere
>mounts and rapes me in the stands
>physically and mentally crippled for life
>mfw cow rap on every highlight reel ever from then on
>>64575459
kek
>>64575451
Hell I'd rather watch him get 3 yards a carry than watch Maguire chuck another pick.
>>64575451
At this point Houston might as well just put a man on Cook the rest of the game
AAC > ACC
just make it a power 5 already
>>64575472
And look at what almost just happened.
Why is this jabroni still throwing passes?
Cook has to break one. There's not enough time for these slow drives, especially with these shit passes. This qb has blown both beautiful Play Action calls.
That or FSU has to force Houston to go three and out for the rest of the game
these picks lmao
Ayyy lmaoooooooo
MEMEHOLES ahahahahahahahahahahahajahahaha
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SMAG
maguire needs to gtfo
>tune in
>pick
What happened to Golson?
Yeah let's not give the ball to your best player.
Gjge jimbo
>the University of Florida State
>P5 "teams"
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
How much did Houston pay him? he just threw it blindly into double coverage literally to the guy who intercepted him last time
>>64575528
Someone deded in his family
>the strip mall of FSU
>ACC
What a joke
>>64575502
>and look what just happened
ftfy
Why couldn't the Zim-Zam have shot that Trevon for stealing from the Seminoles?
>Sean "Banging hicks and throwing picks" McGuire
>>64575528
He's sitting out because of a death in his family
AAC has beaten the 2nd best teams in both the SEC and ACC this season, why isn't it considered a good conference?
>>64575530
Honestly. What the fuck is he doing? He's fucking over his team just like Tommy Armstong
WE WERE UNDERDOGS BUT WE FOUND A WAY
WE FUCKING DID IT
WE WON SEMINBROS
>>64575423
>torture
>>64575567
>children can consent
>>64575563
This is hard to watch man, he's pressing
>>64575565
>Semen-oles
>>64575587
Do you know what 'torture' means?
>>64575360
idk about Baylor, but everyone else, definitely.
>>64575637
>excruciating mental or physical pain
>rape isn't torture
>>64575681
>"A wild edgelord appears!"
>>64574240
Run and shoot worked pretty damn well, but it had Warren Moon and Hershel Walker in the backfield. There aren't many combinations that good out there.
>>64574512
>>64574556
>>64574618
Houston (and the other private schools) got screwed when the SEC broke up. Good to see them doing well.
>refball
