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A Year in Review Survey Edition
>Best Personal Bet of the Year?
>Worst Personal Bet of the Year?
>Best /bet/ tip of the Year?
>Worst /bet/ tip of the Year?
>Betting Goals for 2016?
Previous >>64558974
Reminiscing over aftertimed bets sub-edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
First for can't stop cracking them off desu
Fantastic OP pic and edition. Well done mate.
>>64573055
Surreal OC
>Best Personal Bet of the Year?
NZ U20 slags
>Worst Personal Bet of the Year?
Chasing on Arsenal on Boxing Day
>Best /bet/ tip of the Year?
All of mine.
>Worst /bet/ tip of the Year?
That turkish slags game a week ago
>Betting Goals for 2016?
£15k to £50k
>>64573114
potentially gonna be v busy though
>>64573116
Tell me the truth: is there a new method for 365s?
>>64573086
Fourth for your mum can't stop cracking me off, m8.
>>64573055
Sponsors made me kek
8/10 because wrong use of "A obscure"
great other than that
>>64573147
>He STILL doesnt have an unlimitable 365
>>64573164
Ur 1 cheeky kunt m8
>>64573055
10/10 OC. If we were to have a /bet/ OP of the year this would be right up there.
Also judging by the lack of objection to my post in the last thread. Flatanon is /bet/ Tipster of the Year 2015. Congratulations m8.
>>64573055
Almost perfect OC. Personally would have casted Mackers as the DAC tranny though.
>Best Personal Bet of the Year?
Babelsberg v Banik Most 8-0 Money Train.
>Worst Personal Bet of the Year?
o4.5 Cote d'Ivoire - Norway ended 1-3 and had a double special on.
>Best /bet/ tip of the Year?
Euan his Monaco basketball tip.
>Worst /bet/ tip of the Year?
Kazakhstan.
>Betting Goals for 2016?
Get more methodical in my research.
Post more qt 3.14 tips in /bet/.
Be more aggressive with stake sizes.
€10k to €50k
>>64573171
Ayyy. Actually spotted that one last night, but forgot to fix it.
>>64573176
Zzz I see you've taken off your trip. Did albania tell you?
Can you think of a more -EV bet than this?
>>64573206
Quite like how its been kept PGA free desu
>>64573225
Anything under my recent bets tab
>>64573220
That fucking Ivory Coast - Norway game was WOAT. I think everyone was DAC on that.
>>64572910
I don't think I've been around enough to warrant that, kind you to say though. Disappointed with the number of qualifiers this year because I do like to post. I made a few tweaks which probably has something to do with it, but I remember so many 'nearly' horses this year so that might just be how things fell. The a/w season has STILL yet to really get going as well.
4 winners in a row was a particular highlight in January, seems so long ago.
>>64573016
Occasionally when it's to give advice or answer a question.
>>64573275
>slags
>>64573275
lpl
>>64573275
>best bet
Athletico yesterday 100% of bankroll
>worst bet
Arsenal on Boxing Day
>best bet tip
None I'm my own source
>worst bet tip
All
>betting goal of 2016
Bring my bank roll to $500
>>64573275
Triggered.
>>64573292
Appreciate your tips as always lid, easily got my vote of best trip this year tbqh.
Tbf you don't strike me as someone who would shitpost in a thread. Either way keep it up fella
>>64573275
pmsl forgot about this
>>64573220
Would personally like to add BT his Hawke's Bay tip of a few weeks ago. Would have been my most profitable bet ever if SW had come in.
>>64573292
Thanks for all the tips this year mate, keep up the good work.
Always wondered do you bet on anything other than horses? If you see something tipped in /bet/ that people are talking about as a large/special would you get on it?
>>64573225
Kek hasharon playing with a player in goal again today. Did you manage to get on the otherwise dnb at above evens?
>>64573366
Yep. Nope. Prestaked the double yesterday in rage. Hoping they can get good rball and shorten while Kiryat Gat go 2-0 up early on. Will cash out for £130 or more.
>>64573055
>'A Obscure' film
>A
>No Gooz role
>Portrays a life no one would get from any of those trips
4/10 OC, made me respond, can do a lot better.
>>64573292
Would've been my vote. Minimal fuss and everyone is able to get on together plus one of the few people who have made me money here
Worst /bet/ trip of the year is surely Gooz, right?
In 2016 I'll be happy if people use the words form, momentum & confidence in relation to football teams & players just 1% more intelligently
>>64573419
Quality method acting from you once again Angry Brit Anon. Knew you were the right man for the job. Happy new year lad. ;)
>>64573408
Oh fair enough lad, I was up early enough for the Hong Kong slags game this morning. Saw the hasharon news and manage to get dnb above evens. Hopefully it works out for you lid hasharon taking an early lead then conceding two in the second half would make us all hup
PLEASE can Mark return for this evening.
>>64573487
>>64573448
Easily
>>64573448
I've only been back a month, friend, i'll be excluded from any of the votes unfortunately :^(
There's always next year though :^)
>>64573510
He's dead.
If there was some way of going through the archive looking at only /bet/ threads I would find his final posts.
He is the one who started talking about being "too shrewd to profit" (J West you forgot this on your list). He didn't say it in those words but he would say things like "if you're up today you're a bad gambler" this was his final mental state before disappearing sometime in summer.
>>64573510
Leeching summer student crossposters with a three digit bankroll and two digit IQ need to get out
>>64573055
>Ameribets as the man who's always due
I can appreciate that
In 2016 I'll be happy if people use the words form, momentum & confidence in relation to football teams & players just 1% more intelligently
>>64573147
Please befriend your postman
How is Euan so shrewd?
>Still waiting for a reply on Euan's tweet sub-edition
Le score with the first shot while I'm staking meme
Houston -2.5 in play. FSU down to their 3rd string QB.
>>64573332>
>>64573441
Cheers, will be here for a time yet.
>>64573364
I bet on football too as I learned about it here in the Obscure days. I never follow anything blind as I mostly know where to look for the info to check it out myself, but I'll certainly look into things if they're tipped here.
Horses take up most of my spare time, I back far far more than I post here. The upshot of that is I don't have loads of time to research football as I also have a job, pretty good rball judge though.
This was the year when i truly developed my betting addiction. As i finally found a job which can pay me a bigger roll, i started to bet big.
Anyways, i managed to win like 10000eur with 200 deposit or whatever, which of course i lost along the way and continued to deposit thousands.
Can't wait for next year. The first ATP to be exact, which is on the third.
My motto is gotta bet big to lose big.
>>64573681
>FSU down to their third string QB
Where have I heard that before...
Was going to argue the HPT line had gone too for at +1 but someone has cunted it back into where it should be
>>64573503
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>64573736
>3 shots on target
Seething I missed this.
rate my 2016 spreadsheet
>>64573891
Pretty good. Can you upload it?
Ramat have two men playing in their team
>>64573891
world class tbqh
Reminder that Mackers is better than all you NEET virgins
>>64573726
The 2nd string came back in with a low ankle injury and looks pitiful. Can't complete a pass because he can't put weight on his injured foot. And they're ganging up on Cook.
HOUSTON
>>64573055
9/10
Deducted a point for misspelling "hobo"
>>64573891
That subtle hint of mint green. The tasteful tickness of those columns. D-does it have a graph?
Please upload.
>>64573851
Had a little nibble on hasharon 0.0 fh handi
LITERALLY MOMENTUM: THE SPORT
>>64574024
As have I
>>64573225
>>64573366
>>64573408
>>64573503
>>64574024
>>64574052
get a room lads
>>64573908
>>64573920
>>64574022
Cheers, not quite the finished article yet though.
>tfw at work
Thought the Houston game was going to start later
;_;
Ramat -1 EH tbqh
>>64574170
They're just going HAM on that FSU booty
>>64574187
:^)
That -2.5 looking super comfy now
Dedi beyond shrewd
>>64574022
kek, that line always makes me laugh.
>Best Personal Bet of the Year?
Rudar Velenje in the Slovak Cup, betsson was two goals out and was lucky to have an unlimited account
>Worst Personal Bet of the Year?
Lots of mainstream shite, Arsenal vs Southampton up there
>Best /bet/ tip of the Year?
Any flatanon tip
>Worst /bet/ tip of the Year?
Northern Illinois + vs Boise State, they were so incredibly shit it's not even funny
>Betting Goals for 2016?
Significantly stake more on good bets compared to mainstream shite
Dedi getting rekt by Euan
>>64574230
I got on -11.5 and I'm not even watching the game.
>Not on
Free money: the league
>got on next goal @1.8
You know that feeling you get when things seem too good to be true so you don't go wild on it and you regret not putting a special on?
Ramat to win second half at 1.8 tbqh
is burning to death the most -ev way to start 2016?
>Best Personal Bet of the Year?
Seahawks vs. Ravens where the step down from Flacco to Clausen got priced as only a 3 point difference. Or pick related literally priced 11 to 1
>>Worst Personal Bet of the Year?
Lions at Packers or going so large on WSU to beat Stanford @ 4
>>Best /bet/ tip of the Year?
Probably not the best but that random Mexican match fix was fun
>>Worst /bet/ tip of the Year?
Bowling Green t b h
>>Betting Goals for 2016?
Short term - break $1000 very close. Long term - end year at $1500 or better
Need one more goal before half time desu
>>64574426
who cares about burning muslims?
18 mph wind... second half, could >the wind be in
>>64574489
No, please don't tell me that
>>64574489
shaking
Imagine not taking FSU handis now. Imagine.
Houston coach sounded nervous as fuck lmao
>>64574546
>Imagine not taking FSU handis now. Imagine.
They lost the half 21-3, missing 1.5 QBs and are priced at -4 for the 2nd half. No thanks.
what's happening
>>64574546
What's a handis is that a handicap?
>>64574621
Bookies and Dedi clueless
Euan clued in
>mfw i live in Ramat HaSharon
AMA
>Trevone Boykin punched a cop last night
Ill that I'm not on Oregon
>>64574640
Why are you not at the game m8? Pretty sure its not sold out.
>>64574626
Ya, I still think this will end up being a close game
>>64574640
is it windy today m8?
>>64574650
>Ill that I'm not on Oregon
Went to check the price and those Jewvada douche bags have literally pulled the game. Good for pac mac I guess.
These odds are puzzling me to say the least. Euan I need your guidance here.
Newnes is SO shrewd
Looking forward to aftertiming this match, regardless of outcome.
>>64574720
Absolutely this. Do we reback on them odds or is it a warning sign because someone knows something we don't?
>>64574766
Euan is a jewish JUDGE, I will follow his advice.
Maple surreal with his icefight tips
>>64574766
...and the prices are back to normal
You should lay them with some of the green you should have accumulated during the first half #shrewd
>>64574789
>Maple surreal with his icefight tips
Need more teenager ice fight tips like AIR
Weathers fucking awful for going out lids
why is Ramat 4th goal at evens????
EUAN PLEASE RESPOND
>>64574836
he's too busy fiddling the markets
>>64574831
Thats why we need Euan the Jewish J U D G E
You have 30 seconds to tell me why you aren't withdrawing every penny you have, putting it on gym stocks, then selling next week.
To win second half is a special
>>64574874
>WIND
>I
>N
>D
>>64574871
"I have no idea how markets work" the post. Why wouldn't you just buy oil stocks in the late spring and sell in the summer?
EUAN YOU FUCKING LITTLE PRICK I KNOW YOURE READING THIS
EUAN PARK!?!?!?
>>64574915
I'm a wind expert and I can tell you this is nowhere near enough to have a significant effect. I have large staked +0.25 because clueless blustery bettors have pushed the price too far.
>>64574871
>You have 30 seconds to tell me why you aren't withdrawing every penny you have, putting it on gym stocks, then selling next week.
Because nobody else is going to buy gym stocks because of a 1 month bump in profits. Like what fucking dipshit is going to see a small jump in quarterly profits that exactly mirrors every other q1 going back decades and think "this is a great investment?"
I'VE GOT SERIOUS WIND LIDS
>>64574682
Really rainy today
Just watch the rball. Ffs. Look up the pitch on Google maps and compare it to the wind direction. I can't atm
>>64573055
>those sponsors
kek'd audiblly
happy new year lids, i'll be back once skrill deals with my account which should be in a couple of days
btw is it just my city or did kids always use to bang the loudest fireworks since 5pm? that's no fun that's just sick, tempted to test some chins to get in the mood for tonight
>>64574912
>implying you wouldn't be up huge if you did that
>>64574972
bankroll on unders
>>64575016
And you la, have a good'n.
Was getting worried about you m80, hadn't seen you post in a while.
>>64575012
Are you shagging mate?
>>64574450
Wasn't fixed though
Would spasticate Ramat 0.0 if I could
>>64573055
i think i should be changed to the mainstream specialist, and the top quality banter man
2nd half rball now nicely in Ramat's favour, not worried about them having no shots now because these overweight Israeli chubsters will start to feel the FATIGUE and the Ramat goals will flow. Take Ramat NG, to win 2nd half, any - you find and team goals from here.
>+0.25 at 1.5
>other team hasnt had a single shot on target
>>64575040
Good post
Anyone backing HPT - when they're 15-6 down on DAs in the second half is a massive danger and ought to be on some kind of list.
>>64575029
Because analysts projections for the quarter take things like that into account you fucking mong
SHOT. Pennies on NG. Already up sums on both games. Best league. Tfw no Jewish gf
Quick tune to get you in the NYE groove lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgd5ZwpSQ8U
Newnes BEYOND shrewd
HUP
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
been gobbled up and spat out
Been doing some research over the last few months and found out M&S is the most +ev supermarket for reduced items, especially if you live in a big city. Barely any ethnic riff-raff there rifling through the deals like you find in Tesco and loads of items are 90% off if you go in the last 30 minutes.
>>64575219
>living in an area with ethnics
-ev
>>64575219
>90% off
No they're not.
>>64575212
mug
>>64575212
Cheers for the £5 lid
>>64575130
This league single handedly funding my trip to get a qt Jewish gf.
Down insane. Fuck off dedi, fucking prick, can't be arsed to go out now, literally crying ffs
zzzzzzz too late to the action
got on 5th goal inb4 ends 4-0 zzzzzzzzzz
>>64575260
Genuine question Euan lid, if there was a /bet/ meetup would you come? Would love to buy you a few halfies.
>>64575237
Yes they are, got some roast potatoes in goose fat for 35p, parsnips for 30p, spatchcock poussins for 40p ish, some chocolate wreath shit for £1.50 down from £15 and that's just the last 2 days.
>>64575231
It's unfortunate but living in a big city is still +ev overall despite them.
>>64575270
What did he tip
>>64573055
Top notch OC
>>64573311
Reporting in
>>64575270
>trusting jews
Reminder that someone put 100k on HPT -0.5 and 100k on SW on Betfair
>Didn't reback
>>64575292
He owes me a few half cokes, following his tips... haha just banter xD
555555555555555
>>64575319
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64575231
>not living in a part of your country that has < 1% of an ethnic population
>not surrounding yourself with girls who are literally afraid of black people
canada GOAT desu
>>64575319
Tears at being this new to BF
>>64575337
Reminds me of Montana
>>64575319
But who was laying? More to this game then meets they eye imo. Possibly some market manipulation... NEED J West analysis
>>64575292
I would on Glasgow. Cba travelling unless I'm there for another reason.
>>64575378
Ah bollocks, from the south east. Think it would be pretty good tbqh
>>64575401
Train is like £120 to London. Fuck that
>tfw you go for a shit and you know theres that little bit of poo still left inside but cant quite push it out
annoying desu
>>64575378
I'm from Surrey. Would meet you half way pal
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
>>64575419
Surely that's not much to a shrewdie like you
>staking 6th goal as penalty happens
FUCK OFF
>tfw up but could be up way more
fuck sake
>>64575422
Please. No more poo/fart gimmicks.
Up sums boys
>>64575422
>not getting rid of the troublemaker before you go out
-ev tbqh
>>64575442
Not a gimmick just using /bet/ as my journal. The cant stop farting thing is dumb I agree.
Down catastrophic amounts. Need to start slaving rather than trusting info ffs.
up pennies pmsl
77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
>mfw Finland clutch
>mfw Canada on track to suck dick
>mfw the Leafs draft Puljujarvi
>>64575422
>half a roll of tp later...
>tfw on 7-0 CS and they scored too soon
NO NO NO
Can Americans even bet on this game.
>>64575485
of course not theyre DAC on some more bowl season shite
>>64575477
wins
>the best team in the league is playing without the gk. This stand in gk had a clean sheet last game. The opposition are incredibly average. Stake DNB
>7-0
Pmsl. Imagine trusting a Jew.
o-one more?
When's Mackers posting his write up ffs
>you will never have a /bet/ meetup because your country isn't small
>>64575497
It's 31st December 2015, and despite numerous friendly requests, has a single American / Canadian posted a spreadsheet all year?
>>64575485
>Can Americans even bet on this game.
we might get Israeli men's buy there's no way we'd get Israeli slags
>>64575533
Canadians can access 365, there is no reason they cant profit just like we are.
Could write a dissertation on this game. Fascinating stuff. So many mugs. So much profit. Terrific end to the year. Now up 6 figs in 2015. Good night and God bless x
>>64575568
>implying im not UAC
SW and next goal 2x
>>64575509
this
Who the fuck was on the other side? Why would you keep betting on the other team with that rball and that scoreline?
>>64575575
post betfair p&l
UAFC, have a good night everyone. Will probably post on my phone at 12 but have a fucking banging new year. Get your end away if you can. x
>>64575533
Has a single brit posted a sheet showing profit outside of bet365 all year? no? euan posted a number he claimed was asian ROI but haven't seen a single sheet
no need to be an ass m8
>>64575636
Too pissed pal, have a good nite x
>>64575660
Slag
up only 1k so angry
should have got on from 1-0 when they were smacking
oh well, great end to the year considering didnt expect a bet today, cheers Euan and anon for pointing it out to begin with
110k. Great year. Great bets. Great memories. Picked up my coke, off out. Love you all
>>64575529
We could try it. Where ya'll from? Wisconsin here
>>64575686
Course you are
>>64575719
Course I'm what?
>>64575714
Colorado here
>>64575732
Up 110k
>>64575755
Not him, but really not that hard mate. Been some world bets this year.
>>64575771
Bubblegum bashing slut
>>64575755
p m s l
>>64575714
>We could try it
it would probably have to be a vegas meet up t b h. One of the cheapest places to get to from anywhere.
>>64575744
>>64575744
>>64575714
Where do you lids bet at?
>tfw nevada and cant find a place to bet on esports and obscure shit like israelis, slags, and japanese high school girls
Refuse to believe anyone made more than 60k, 75k tops this year.
>>64575880
tears
>>64575868
I use the Red Rock since it's right by my house, but when I'm in Colorado I use bovada
>365 wouldn't let me cashout the lotto Houston -2.5 to get on >Ameribets lotto + line.
reminder to get on clippers +2.5 or +3 if you want a solid lotto bet for tonight
>>64575900
zzz
Post some proof
>>64575943
;_;
They say never meet your heroes - maybe never tweet them too. Used to love Paul Haigh's columns in early 2000s. Comes across a bitter twat.
>>64575964
I met BT two months ago. Had a horrific handshake and bad breath. Such a disappointment. Nice t shirt though, yellow.
>>64575981
>and bad breath
live every day in fear people will think this of me tbf
ive once burned my mouth from using listerene for too long
>>64574691
>Fell asleep during the Jewish slag game
>Feeling ill that I missed it
>Read this
Pleasantly surprised.
>>64575997
Just brush your teeth and you will be fine. Dental health isnt that hard to get right.
why arent you britbongs out getting absolutely smashed on cheap tesco vodka with some solid 5/10 local village slags for new years eve right now?
>>64576034
not enough family
i get that gross tongue feeling 10 mins later
>>64576034
>Dental health isnt that hard to get right
That Flag.
That post.
HOUSTON WE DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
That Pac-12 tier coverage
No decent films on tonight
>>64576044
>mfw solid 5 lined up for Jan 10
>>64576115
se7en is on watch later
Reminder that "Eyes Wide Shut" is the best Christmas movie.
>>64576133
Post pics
>>64576239
One of my list favorite Kubricks t b h. Still good though.
>>64576277
least favorite*
>>64576192
shite
my final nfl picks of the year:
Buffalo Bills ML
Pittsburgh Steelers ML
Good luck and good night lads. I have a lovely Russian lady awaiting my company. Getting laid on New Year's is the most +ev thing you can do btw.
Anyone else under the impression that Euan had a much higher roll than 15k? Quite disappointed by that tbqh, pretty sure J West and BT put him to shame with their rolls.
>>64576309
pleb
>pooch kick to avoid a big play
>let them return to your half of the field
never change college football, never change.
>>64576355
I haven't been posting here regularly for very long but I think the 5+ digit bankroll claims are all memes
>>64576389
That's because you're a retard who I have no idea why I haven't filtered yet, December alone was a five figure month for me. Time to improve my /bet/ browsing experience.
>>64576355
It was higher. Withdrew and starting 2016 with £15k. Well, more than that after Israeli slags.
>>64576389
lol
I'm off out lads. Half cokes on me. Have a good one.
>>64576242
Only have nudes desu
>>64576422
>>64576420
post them then
prove me wrong
>>64576436
How can I prove my bankroll in a single post without compiling a screen shot from all 20+ bookies I have an account with? Fuck off and get a life. Making a few thousand from real betting isnt hard.
God bless receivers converted to QB who don't even look like they know how to make a read, running as their first option.
Still scared as fuck after that last FSU drive
>>64576436
You won't be getting a screenshot of my balance across maybe 25+ bookies and there's no point in posting a number on a spreadsheet that you're just going to dismiss as fake. It's quite clear you're clueless from your posts so there's no point in proving it to you really, even a 6 figure roll shouldn't be a surprise tbqh.
>letting a backup white boy fuck your entire team up
>>64576509
>all 20+ bookies
>>64576549
>across maybe 25+ bookies
jesus
>>64576566
25+ is just active accounts both limited and unlimited. I've no idea how many limited bubblegums have been ruined in the past year and a half of taking it seriously.
