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/hoc/ poster rankings by country
1) USA
2) Norge
3) Armenia
4) Sweden
5) Canada
6) Finland
9001) Grease
tfw you will never hoist a stanley cup
I don't watch hockey but I'll play NHL with my bros, it was 20 bucks on psn so I got it, tell me everything I need to know /hoc/
>>64560899
>rags
>tfw the Panthers sign Stamkos
They'll have the cap space with Campbell and Mitchell's contracts expiring even if you figure in new contracts for Barkov and Pirri
>>64560930
USA had 10 goals?? what happened
>>64560930
>Canada's sport
>>64560930
>canacucks
>>64560930
This must be wrong, dare I say, because there are no Canadians listed.
>>64560916
Is there anyone that can stop Panthers with Stamkos, Barkov, Bjugstad, and Pirri centering their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th lines respectively?
>Canada needed a shootout to beat Switzerland
>>64561006
Sandwich bombers
>>64560899
>rags
>>64561008
>the city of canada
meme Spacey
/hoc/ needs Canada more than Canada needs /hoc/
>>64561263
whys that
>>64561263
>My general gone
Goodbye everybody... I've got to go!!
>>64561299
theyve got nothing to talk about because the Cup isnt going there any time soon
>>64561561
>not naming the thread "The Bill Bowl"
missed opportunity
Who Black cock here?
>Go get food
>Come back
>New thread deleted
>/hoc/ shitposts with greentext to limit quickly
top lel
>le you can't hit or fight him because he's tall man
When will this meme end
>>64560916
Barkov signs a 6x6M contract in January, or slightly more per year if Tallon manages to buy some extra UFA years.
Gudbranson gets 4.5M for five or six years because he's big tuff guy who's finally solid defensively and Tallon wants him to become the future captain.
Trocheck gets a cheap two year bridge contract, Pirri is traded in a package for someone like Byfuglien or Ladd before the deadline. That about covers the important RFAs this year.
Cap this lads, I can feel it happening
>>64561897
It's his last year but man am I going to miss that uncoordinated son of a bitch
>Marchand suspended 2 games
LEEEEEEEEL
>>64561897
>you will never see him get in a fight with manlet st poopie
>>64561897
More like it's because he's a freakishly strong human being.
Boro is 200+ lbs and Chara fucking tossed him like wet napkin
>>64561934
Nice, glad to have him around for the rematch
Is it me or is Tampa Bays ice a little small?
>>64561934
Got a source on that m8? Not seeing anything on twitter.
>>64561897
I'd just like to see him get a penalty once in a while.
Dude is a class a good but never gets called on it.
>>64561975
It just looks small with all the extra people standing around it.
>>64562002
CANADA SHOWING NO MERCY
>>64561975
The picture isn't 1:1
>>64562081
the pics ur mum sent me were 1:1
>>64560930
>hall-draisaitl-Puljujarvi
>>64562113
>another potential superstar career ruined by the oilers
>>64562103
That's cool, I didn't know she had such a powerful camera.
>>64562113
The doctor line
PhD
>>64560899
FUCK OF WERE FULL
>>64562157
>of were
Anyone else see that scotia bank commercial where the kid scores his first goal but the mom and grandparents are at home having tea.
Fucking halfbreeds man. That commercial is the most vancouver thing I've ever seen
>>64562182
>being new
BREAKING: Marchand gets 3 games
too light for him imo should have got 5
>>64562199
>your kid sucks at hockey
>but at least your bank is on point
I dont get it
Are there any openly gay NHL players?
>>64562199
every scotia bank commercial is full of degeneracy, its gross
>>64562221
ben scrivens
>>64562208
One certainly doesn't need to be old to see a dumbass' typing mistake.
>>64562209
Ayy
Marchand got 3.
Just as I said, I didn't expect anything less than 3.
>>64562221
jack eichel
>NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety 4m4 minutes ago
>Boston’s Brad Marchand has been suspended 3 games for clipping Ottawa’s Mark Borowiecki.
>>64562238
I can't believe they didnt give him 5 like his last cllipping suspension vs vancouver
He'll be back now for the rematch vs Ottawa. Should be fun
>>64562225
I don't get it man, it's like "shitty parents use scotia bank" fuck your 5th season nonsense
>>64562254
checks out
>>64562228
>being new
Fucking doofus
I'd be so pumped to play in the Winter Classic and he just gets himself suspended like a turd and will miss it
>>64562081
This is 1:1
Marchand should had kept his head up.
Clean suspension. You get punished for looking at the ice when you play in the big boys league.
Did I say clean?
>>64562263
That one was more egregious than this one if you ask me.
>>64562275
How much longer will you continue this backpedaling after being called out for making a retarded error?
>>64562277
>I'd be so pumped to play in the Winter Classic
That feelio when you bought cool retro pads for the game but coach doesn't want you to play
>>64560899
>rags
Kane1, kane2.jpg
Mad at memes
>>64562336
>being new
>>64562313
Yeah I'd agree but the fact he's done it already numerous time should mean a harsher penalty now imo
>>64562277
The Winter Classic is basically irrelevant at this point. Pastrnak would rather play in meme teenage hockey tournaments, for example.
>reminder canada is in the final tomorrow
>>64562363
Is it irrelevant to you? Have you forgotten that watching the sport is supposed to be fun?
>>64562357
or at least the same number of games
>>64562353
You're pretty shook I guess.
>>64562363
how is it irrelevant? it's something the players, the fans, the media, basically everyone loves
it also gets the NHL more exposure in american media and also $$$
>>64562387
>two mediocre teams playing on shitty ice
>fun
>>64562387
the outdoor games suck balls
>>64561975
God that jumbotron is fucking huge.
>>64562411
the nhl themselves are watering it down with how many outdoor games they're doing
there's going to be no more novelty to it if they do 3-4+ a year
>>64562400
>being new
>>64562435
Yeah I agree they should keep it to 2 a year max
>CHRISTOPH WALTZ IN CLASH OF CLANS ADS
fucking wew.
>>64562435
It's just so they can sell more WC jerseys. More variants more money.
>>64562435
You're wrong, even if they did 15 games a year it would still be novel since it is only 1 game out of 82 for the players and respective fans.
>Marchand's first game back will be against the Senators
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP /HOC/
>>64562455
And fuckin Arnie is in ads for some shit mobile game
It's just so depressing
>>64562435
It's still hype for the cities who actually host the games, but no one else has reason to care. Seen one on TV, seen them all.
rev up those >rags because the >rags are going to get BTFO
>>64562455
>>64562469
The future of gaming is here, thank you based Steve Jobs for making it possible for talented codes to make stupid games and haul in billions.
>>64561006
The cap system
>implying canada cares about hockey
>;_;
>>64562141
Ayyy
>>64562469
BUY IT FROM ZE APP STOAH
>>64562509
>WHEN YOU NEED A CHOPPAH, ZEND 12
>>64562477
not when the same teams have multiple winter classics within a 3-4 year period
>>64562488
The best thing is those commercials have more graphical detail than the games themselves
>>64562535
Ticket sales say otherwise, friend
>>64562535
Only teams with a fanbase get to have outside games
>>64562535
Washington-Chicago had very low ratings apparently. But then again so did the SCF. American Pharaoah had more views than Chicago-Tampa game 2.
>>64562226
She has a hot wife.
>mfw listening to the pens broadcast after that hit on le stroke inside of me man
How can anyone listen to these whiny homers
>>64562537
Well yeah, they're all quick money grabs using the same three game concepts, coded in Chinese sweatshops for minimum development cost. They don't care about quality, they just want people to become addicted to microtransactions2win
>>64562590
To be fair micro transactions became popularized through EA games and shit like call of duty. Can only blame the users for not only accepting ut, but giving money to it.
>>64562671
Now we get half finished games with dlcs.
I challenge you to find worse hockey game.
>>64560899
Invest in Movembers
>>64562693
Gotta get that horse armor bruh :^)
>>64562721
I challenge you to find a better hockey game
>>64562721
i remember this let you do players on the ice, like 2v2 to 6v6
fucking loved that
mfw the gulls win the caldeer cup
>>64561975
WHY THE FUCK DOES FLORIDA HAVE 4 HOCKEY TEAMS?
>>64562752
marlies are pretty much a lock unless some team goons them in the playoffs
>>64562768
what the fuck are you bitching about? That picture was taken an hour before the game even fucking starts.
>>64562793
And it's not even the good Florida team, no clue what his problem is
>>64562733
And it's only $12,99
>>64562745
That's not Gretzky Hull Shoot Out.
where the fuck is the lightning rags game thread
Has /hoc/ ever tried online multiplayer hockey at
http://kiekko tk/html5/
>>64562856
Yes unfortunately
Inb4 people pretend it was the "good" old days
>>64562853
>rags
>fans
>>64562856
god I miss the /sp/hl
>>64562789
nothing in the AHL is a lock since all the good guys can get called up and leave the team SPHL tier for the playoffs
>>64562793
>this floridavaccency talking shit
Fuck Canada tbqh
>>64562927
Canada a shit
>>64562920
marlies ain't calling anyone up
>getting scored on by old man Dan
We really are done aren't we
>>64563018
>meme line still dead
Yes
This season is a wash
>>64563034
Game thread where
>>64563038
You make one, I'm shit
>>64562745
>>64562826
>confirmed for never playing 2 on 2 open ice challenge at their local family owned pizza place
>>64563046
Don't feel like it, I always make them when Sweden isn't around. Which has been most of this season
>>64563180
Then I guess there won't be a gamethread tonight
>Trashville
>WhiteTeeth scored
Neat
>>64562863
heres your bolps rogs thread
guacamole jeb
Is Mon Calamari of the New Jersey Devils an elite goal scorer?
>>64563482
Elite appetizer
Are devils games always this boring? Literally think I'm going to fall asleep
>>64563871
I assume you've been in a coma for twenty years
>it's a Blots end the opposing teams losing streak episode
Fucking re-runs.
>>64564021
>implying the Bolts are even a good team
memes desu
Stamkos on pace for 81 goal points his season
>>64564178
i don't really care about the blots but i'm glad stammer's shaken his dry spell
Caps train keeps rolling, nine straight
Bolts getting memed on.
Holy fucking lel.
>>64564215
If he stays healthy he could have 81 goal points next season too
>>64564325
>stinky smelly >rags
CANARABS ON POOICIDE WATCHA
Eichel is pretty damn good, great hands
But his doofy jew fro pisses the hell out of me. He looks like a ten year old.
>>64564348
Everyone looks retarded their rookie year. Look at zetterberg
>tfw the Capitals are setting up to disappoint me again
pls stop DC sports
go back to being bad instead of choking in the postseason
>>64564411
>>64564274
>Backstrom, Beagle, Latta all injured in home and home spanking Buffalel
>Orpik ded, Carlson out
>Kuznetsov-Burakovsky-Laich-Sill are now the caps centers
Fug.. Ovie, Kuz and Holtby to put the team on their backs.
>>64564427
Yeah the injuries are concerning. Latta should be back, hopefully the other guys aren't too dinged up.
>>64564411
>tfw skins win the owl
>tfw caps win the stan leec up
>>64564465
Backstrom's the biggest worry. Saw a gif of Ristolainen leave his feet on a hit and the back of Backstrom's head hit the glass before he went off.
>>64564489
>mfw
>2015
>Unironically getting shutout by the Debbies
Embarassing desu. The city of Canada, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64564489
>>64564411
you for got nats winning the WS
>>64564531
The Sabres are such a fucking disgustingly dirty team. They knew they couldn't compete with the Caps, so they just gooned it up.
>>64564539
I think you misspelled "Can nada", frienderino
>pongs
>>64564620
I'm an O's fan senpai
>Two time Norris winning team captain assists the empty net goal
Jesus Christ how can one team be so bad at passing? Enjoy the wild card spot, Debbies.
>>64564669
>implying the Snes could meme their way to the playoffs 2 years running
Sorry senpai, it's >our year this time
>>64564531
Big finnish bull dominating sissy swede
>>64564706
We don't deserve a spot the way we're playing. I don't get why Karlsson's on the PP when he's fucking slugging around every PP like he's playing with a 5-goal lead.
hot damn
>>64564669
>bad at passing
>has more assists than anyone else in the league this season
>>64564729
Flyers @ Sharks game thread
>>64564729
PHL @ SJS
>>64564781
How's Joel Ward been for the Sharks?
>>64564776
Too lazy to check the stats, but we're probably also first in giveaways with all the high-risk and blind passes to no one that we make.
>>64564803
Borderline first-line production.
If only the Caps had him instead of Laich...
>>64564803
Bretty gud
>>64564859
Fuck Laich.
>Tampa
ayyyyyyyyyyy whos drunk as fuck watching the departed and killing themselves tonight?
Is there a less likable player?
>>64564620
not with the new skip
>>64564920
torres obv
>>64564920
scott hartnell. equally shit plus a ginger
>Beagle needs surgery
>Backstrom injured
>Latta injured
>Orpik still injured
>Carlson injured
God damn Caps, stay healthy.
>>64564740
Don't forget that you guys still unironically both give your caveman icetime as well as an A.
>>64565009
orpik being hurt helps you really
>>64564821
#yolo
>>64565015
>hating based Neil
I dunno what player of yours he fucked up, but stay mad.
>>64565040
>Absolutely shit player
>Still gets 11 minutes of ice time a game and 16 shifts on average
Enjoy never winning because you ice shit players constantly.
>>64565031
Eh, their possession numbers have gone down since hes been injured, and he and Carlson make a good pairing.
>>64565101
>Eh
opinion dropped
You know you're a capitals fan when you win 9 straight and are still sweating bullets
>>64565163
Caps are on fire, but I've seen this movie before. Talk to me when we're hoisting the cup.
>>64565163
>>64565364
Bantlels have 7 straight rn.
Ecf when
>Tampa Bay "Lightning"
>slow as fuck goalie
>Getting raped by the >rags
This is karma for being such insufferable faggot cunts for the last 7 months you stupid cuban cunts
FLOMES BTFO
TOP FUCKING BANTZ
I'm done telling myself they'll turn it around eventually this season is fucking over
>>64565462
hes got quite a few goal points though
>>64565163
Not even a Caps fan but I wanna see Ovie win a cup, and this looks like the season where they finally do it
>>64565496
As a Ducks fan, I know this feel. What happened?
>>64565570
They finally regressed to where they should actually be playing. Their team from Cooper down to Bishop are a meme.
>>64565585
>tfw got a Bishop jersey for Christmas last year
I knew I should have asked for a Hedman
Holy shit, how do bruins fans deal with marchand being such a shitbag?
I can barely stand Goose diving every other game
Who /gettingdrunkaloneatthebarbecause teamcanadasucks/?
>>64565640
as long as you didnt get an yzerman one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D743ZaYZC9U
This has GOTTA be a long ass suspension, doesn't it?
finland sounds like a cool place
>rags
>laffs
>>64565647
Marchand is based and makes people mad.
It's very easy to love him :3
>>64565718
Scandinavia+Finland is very progressive
Who's ready to see the shithawks get memed on by Big Mac tomorrow night?
>>64565794
Thus guy. Fuck the hawks. Fuck the Avs too but the hawks more.
>hawks/jest miss ploffs
Will be glorious
>>64565696
Chet Sellers
@chet_sellers
that chris neil hit answered the question, "what if an nhl player was a salmon returning upstream to spawn"
Tip top lel
>>64565929
>tampa, ducks, sharks, pittsburg and filthy will miss the playoffs this year
2015-2016 is the GOAT season
>country that didn't even medal at the last best-on-best tournament is the best in the world
>amerilliterate logic
Only 189 days until Auston Mathews is an Oiler.
>>64566041
I honestly don't give a shit which country has the best 16 year olds.
only adult men's hockey matters. And maybe women's hockey, because it turns me on and japan is cute
>>64565696
>>64565965
chris "never been suspended" neil
yeah the nhl gives even a tiny bit about player safety
>>64566072
best-on-best is all that matters. Olympics, past World Cups and future World Cups, etc.
WJC is just memehockey but it's fun
>>64565696
>takes a massive hit
>gets up and skates
>takes a cross check
>goes to bench
Kalinin: unphased
>>64564920
Penaldo is close
>>64566004
no its not, the fucking kitties or stars will win the cup this year. this is going to be the shittiest season ever
>>64566208
>stars winning cup
>bad thing
bro, whenever minnesota gets cucked out of a cup, everyone wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVskDngm8yM
>blose
>>64566238
yes that is a bad thing
>>64566250
>caps
>out of the conference finals
the kitties will meme on you so hard shit will be flying out of your ears
Caps are winning the cup lads
Hop on the band wagon before it's too late
>>64566257
nope.
Post ice girls, I want some good material for the morning.
Thanks
>>64566284
They sure have a long history of cup winning
>>64565647
>LEL BASED MARCHAND U MAD
>IF THEY HAD JUST CALLED THE INTERFERENCE WHEN HE BLOCKED MARCHY THE HIT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
>HE'S JUST A GOOD INSTIGATOR, YOU'D LIKE HIM IF HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM
>HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>64566340
girl on the right has an ugly outtie. still better than those disgusting fucking navel piercings
>>64566340
yfw the canes win the cup
>>64565747
One day my boy Gudbranson is going to break that fucking beak.
>>64566355
>m-marchand's hurting my f-feelings!
>>64566394
:^)
>>64566394
>my boy
are you 12?
>>64566420
I cant wait to bomb some dodonggos
>>64566475
>panthers
>orca costume
but why
>>64562888
i remember
>>64562856
it's too bad the north american server died because jewko made getzlaf15 a mod
Is oshie kuznetsov ovi the best line in hockey
Are bombston dindus still anal pained about Marchand being a dirty player?
>>64566777
>h-h-he's hurting my f-f-f-feelings again m-mom!!
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>64566811
Confirmed for shitter shattered
>he dindu nuffin
>>64566829
>m-mom tell him to s-stop!
I can hear you screaming in rage right now
>>64566897
>HE A GOOD BOY
>HE TURNEN HIS LIFE AROUND
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
top kek
>bombston
>>64565163
Can't wait until we lose Game 7, Round 2 against the Rags again.
:^)
kill me
I bet this booty blasted canarab is a laffs fan
So how salty are bolts """""""""fans"""""""""""" about getting cucked by a team with even less fans than them?
>>64567255
another playoffs full of publix posting :DDD
>>64566897
what's wrong with his eyebrows
>>64566973
After being up 3-1 in the series.
CUT MY TEAM INTO PIECES
At this point in the season Karlsson and Kane are the two frontrunners for the Hart. Can't think of any others in this category tbqh maybe Holtby but I put these two ahead of him
>>64567255
why do you keep posting like a faggot? youre almost as bad as blots fan
>mostly Montreal players partnering to 'combat racism'
>so many niggers on their team
>they'll begin to blame racism for losing like everyone else who thinks racism is a serious issue in 2015
>>64567741
I need an extra fork
kek'd
Ottawa would be 30th in the league without this guy. He should win the Hart this year.
>>64568132
that graph is misleading as fuck, gordon
>>64567867
/pol/ pls go
>>64568181
nah m8
Sens at 5-on-5 with/without Karlsson.
Corsi (+10/-280)
Fenwick (-13/-216)
Shots (-20/-156)
Scoring chances (-3/-132)
High danger chances (-9/-47)
Hart is the player who is most valuable to their team. I think the case is pretty damn strong for Karlsson
Whats up dusters! Its me Sean..... just wanted to remind you all I am the greatest player to ever play the game regardless of what you say.. o and marty B can suck a fat cock.
>>64568378
>50 in '07
>American hockey knowledge
>>64568559
>O6 hockey knowledge
>no fans before 2010
>"hockey town"
>>64568132
>>64568234
I think Karlsson should win the Hart but penalizing the other players because their teammates are shitty doesn't seem fair.
worst winter classic?
>>64568753
Maybe.
>>64568559
I think you're just mad because that hat has won the cup 7 more times than all of canada in the last two decades
>Your country will never be good at hockey again
>Hasn't won a cup in 23 years and counting
>Can't even get a good shot in the world juniors
>Litterally no Canadians in the top 5 of the 2 next drafts
Why bother?
>tampon gay
>>64560930
are you proud? :'^)
NHL Legacy and NHL 16 are both 32 bucks on PSN right now (from 80 bucks). Which is better and wtf's the difference?
>>64569205
Is Selanne the most normal looking Finn in hockey?
Maybe its just seeing that derpy Puljuju face all the time but he really is a good looking dude
>>64569374
Legacy is for PS3 and X360 while NHL 16 is for PS4 and Xbone. EA sucks at making hockey games though so why bother.
>>64569501
I only have a PS3, but both are on sale on PSN for the PS3. What's the difference?
I'm not bothering with PS4 until it has a larger hard drive and Ratchet and Clank is out
>>64566638
There is a US server now, though.
>>64569541
Legacy has shittier graphics
>>64569453
I think hes one of the more handsome looking fins in hockey....at least to my ducks recollection. Koivu, Hagman, iiro, and a couple of others were pretty normal looking
>mfw Pulju does 3+5 against Czechland tonight
people who doubted Pulju and Barkov must feel pretty stupid now
>>64568559
This hat is from Wal-Mart.
Tell me the truth, /hoc/. Did you shed a tear?
>>64570229
>dressing up in hockey gear for your jersey retirement
Huh, never seen that before.
>There is, of course, a history of wingers – Guy Lafleur and Patrick Kane among them – being selected No. 1, but not when a Peter Forsberg-like centre of Matthews’ franchise potential is available.
>TSN
>>64570347
>yfw he's just that broad
>>64570384
>literally a bust playing in SWISS league
>Forsberg-like centre
Lmao
>canada wins the spengler cup
>the city of europe
>>64570552
Literally no one has ever even heard about that tournament
>>64570552
What the fuck is a Sprengler cup?
>>64570552
The what
>>64570578
>>64570579
It's a tournament where Europeabrains send some of their best clubs and can't even beat overseas Canadian players.
Kinda sad desu hahaha
>>64570578
>>64570579
>>64570595
not him, but are you fuckers serious?
>>64570605
it's just damage control
>w-we didn't win?......well that t-tounament is irrelevant anyways!
>>64570605
Nobody cares about the sperging cup canarab
>>64570605
Some tournament in switzerland is literally not relevant in real european hockey countries. These games are not even televised or streamed in finland.
>>64570605
I have never heard anything about it except for Canadians mentioning it on /hoc/
>>64570605
damn must have been a great tournament
Didn't Canada just need a shootout to beat Switzerland?
>>64570648
hahaha oh wow
>>64570648
So 2 swiss, 1 german, 2 russian and team canada?
Who the fuck came up with that shit?
This is some african cup of nations tier shit
>>64570648
Goes to show how GOAT we are at hockey when a rag tag group of overseas players can beat Europe's best clubs.
>>64570698
>europe's best clubs
>>64570685
Seriously, 5 eihl level club teams vs Canada?
What the fuck?
>>64560871
what about portugal?
>>64570707
>defending DEL champs
>defending Swiss champs
>2 solid KHL teams
Face it Jarkko, Europe got spanked
>>64570713
Right below Sweden
>>64570726
So why does Canada send a team instead of say, an ahl or ohl club?
>>64570730
>Sweden is below one Norwegian who never posts anything and an Armenian who is literally a beaner in disguise
>>64570740
Most of the players on the team are from other European teams which are considered more elite than AHL/CHL, although there were a few AHLers on the team.
>>64570740
same thing
S L O V A K I A
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Where da WJC thread?
>>64560871
I'd like to point out that I sometimes roleplay as a Norwegian.anonymously.
>>64570698
Does anyone care about le spongler cup?
>>64570880
The what
Post yfw the Caps win the cup
>>64570914
>ooobaby.jpg
Rip Slovakia
>>64570905
I know some canadians think it has pedigree because it has been around forever.
However literally no one in Europe even knows it exists.
It's more irrelevant than the EHT.
Daily reminder that Puljujärvi is currently tied with Mario Lemieux in scoring for 17 year olds in WJC.
Guys Russia looks really good
>>64570965
Tied in only 3 games?
>>64570975
Yes. Top ten alltime with plenty of games in hand.
>>64570987
ELITE
L
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>>64569541
Legacy is just a roster update and farewell for PS3. NHL 16 is new and improved for new consoles. Has new features and different game style, mascots and what not. Better graphics too.
>>64560871
Nice thread, OP.
>>64570867
why?
>>64571007
>Legacy is just a roster update and farewell for PS3. NHL 16 is new and improved for new consoles. Has new features and different game style, mascots and what not. Better graphics too.
These are all lies. It's still the same as it's been since 2014.
Infact I think 14 was better. I hate the menus in 16.
Be a GM still doesn't have any depth and the other modes are still garbage.
Any point in a usa denmark gamethread?
>>64571023
I have credibility issues using this flag.
When I use the Norwegian or basicly any other flag people take me seriously and tend to agree with me.
USA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64571033
denmark just scored ;_;
>>64571033
>murder on ice: The movie
Prolly not. Maybe some humor value.
>>64571007
fuck yeah
DENMARK
E
N
M
A
R
K
>>64571046
Literally how?
I can't understand how shit other nations are. We have no expectations on our team this year and everyone else is just shit.
>Le Matthews lock #1 whatever happens for half a year with Peter Forsberg like qualities
Literally a slow fuck that is only standing out because he is not a manlet when playing against kids.
>>64571076
>kneelander
>>64571058
Dentmark
>>64571095
More like icefacer
>>64571095
>More points in 5 minutes than Pulju had all last tournament
>>64571118
>last tournament
always living in the past. youre a black country now. please see>>64571127
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>64560871
>cucknada
>cucknited cucks of cuckmericuck
>>64571132
>USA calling someone else a black country
Holy fuck, my sides
at least call them a muslim country or something
>>64560899
FUCK OFF JIMMY
How bad was the goal that Halverson let in?
>>64571157
>Muslim
But that is you
>>64571157
>trying this hard to stay relevant
usa could lose this game to denmark intentionally so that when you lose to sweden you dont even advance to the quarter finals you flaming faggot
What if we banned Canadians and Swedes forever?
This place would be great.
Just look how stupid and lame they are:
>>64571153
>>64571157
Then there's this fucking guy with a hardon for a little twink who doesn't even know how to keep his head up:
>>64571118
>>64571194
Shut up
>>64571188
but you're worse. There hasn't been sharia law here yet like there has in your country. But the retarded liberals out east are supporting this shit and soon our country will be as fucked as yours.
>>64571220
You shut up.
>>64571220
Shut the fuck up
>>64571194
Fuck off.
Most of us Finns are sadly more cancerous than the rest of the world.
>>64571220
shut the fuck up
>>64571230
we all know youre russian and just at your parents place for the holidays anon you already told us
>>64571227
>Sharia law in sweden
I think you are confusing us for England or Denmark
ireland master race
>>64571252
>Hey guise look over here!!!
I don't think so Sven.
>>64571253
>>64571253
What do you think? Too much ass or no?
inb4 Sweden gets us all banned again
>>64571240
Well, I don't think most of the internet disagree with me about what I just said.
But still I am still to figure out what the fuck you are.
>>64571298
le epic e famous tripfag xd
>>64571291
we're having a nice discussion on hatred and racism here, don't derail it with ass
>>64571302
he is what?
>>64571291
>he needs the archive to shitpost
>>64571311
he's russian just let him think he knows how to speak english
>auspic
Is he, dare I say it, a top 5 player in the NHL atm?
>>64571344
not even top 5 on the >rags
>>64571344
>Is he, dare I say it
norge keep your weak memes out of /hoc/
>>64571344
What the fuck? lmao
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>>64571371
I'm sorry.
>>64571363
He clearly is though.
Is pulju, dare i say it, the best player since mario lemieux?
>>64571415
i would say hes the best ever
>>64571415
Yes.
>>64571415
Laine > Puljujärvi
>>64571438
Lidf pls
>>64571415
no
>>64571438
This is true.
Laine>Pulju>>Lemieux
>thinking laine is better than our Lord and savior pulju
This meme ends today
WJC thread pls?
>>64571624
bite my dick
does matt tkachuk wear that huge visor to hide his gross acne?
http://www.tv2.no/v/1004759/
lol
PULA-AHO
>>64567763
Because it upsets you bb
>>64571643
Americaitlyns feel more comfortable playing hockey with cages
>>64568559
That was made in China retard
Hey guys, I got a joke for you.
>Who's the hardest hitting team in the WJC?
>>64572212
Switzerland
>>64572855
RARE
A
R
E
>>64573334
fuck off
>>64573334
>>64572212
No. The "Czech" Republic ;^)
>>64573473
ayy lmao
well memed my yankee friend :)
>canarabs unironically thought pulju wasn't elite
>>64573473
bretty gud
FUUUCKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSZZZZ
how does it ffeel to suck, canadiana??
I must sey u sukk dick veery good. Suuckerz!!!!
>>64573930
Take it to the /wjc/ thread man. Treat it like any other game thread.
>>64573930
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>64573334
Rare? I'm literally in the original post. GTFO new fag
Pavs had a pretty sweet goal last night.
>>64574167
Canada btfo 2bh
>>64574243
jesus fuck the lighting in there is so bad
>>64574309
The lighting is fine.
>>64574333
its the second worst arena to watch on tv and next year it will be the worst when ottawa builds their new one
>>64574333
It's pretty bad. I want to a Sharks game a couple years back and it was one of the first things I noticed.
And I don't know why, it's actually a very nice arena.
>>64574379
>>64574465
Maybe I'm just used to it but I really don't see anything wrong with it. I like that it's not filled with bright ass lights.
>>64574507
dark seating is fine but the ice surface is so dark. look at all those players shadows everywhere on the ice. that doesnt happen anywhere else
>>64574271
Canada is always in the constant state of being blow the fuck out.
>canacuks 2bh
>1993
>>64566340
man ice girls is such an american thing
>Gallagher back for the Winter Classic
just give >us the cup already
Wew
>tfw will be alone and shitposting on /hoc/ for New Year's Eve
>>64575314
>not hanging out with senpai and eating finger food in illinois
on that note, illinois is FUCKED with floods. I didn't even know
>>64574898
its a shit team thing, I assure you. No self respecting team would need skanks to sell tickets
>>64575314
Don't you have any family?
>>64575314
me too I couldnt stand my parents any longer so i went back to my place. About to start drinking and watching some of the screeners i just downloaded
>tfw madeout with 3 girls last nye
I just didn't have any motivation to do anything this year. I must be getting old. Will post pictures when i pop my bottle of champagne and pour one for you
>>64575413
I'm with my parents but they don't really celebrate.
>Ducks thinking they have a chance to lose
We'll show you posers how tanking is really done.
>americuh wins 3 golds in 37 u-20 tournaments
>talks shit
>>64575314
Pathetic
BINLAND
CANADA
THE SHITPOSTING WILL RING THROUGH THE AGES
Going to see Wings/Pongs tonight lads, post rare Bills
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEME BOWL 2016?
FINLAND-CANADA
So >we're starting Gudlevskis next game right?
>>64576424
been too bummed for most of this season to make any
Why do some people believe that Matthews won't be picked first overall?
No stream for the old-timers game.
Break some bones, Neely.
>>64576557
Because he ran away from North America to play in a meme beer league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw887SlXj7U
>>64576596
foreign stuff is weird 2bh. this looks like the videos i had to watch when taking a foreign language class.
>>64576654
It's from his porno days
>Do you like this bread Peter?
>Absolutely, it's great
>the French version of O Canada is a totally different Song
Well that's weird
>>64576654
they make fun of our commercials and capitalism but at least it leads to a higher quality product
>>64576760
>COME DOWN TO BOBs GRILL SHACK 10325 PENSYLVANIA ONLY $3,99
>GET YOUR CAR INSURANCE AT GEICO TODAY AND GET A FREE SLICE AT PIZZA HUT
Been to the states and watching TV was horrible
>>64576654
is that a roush
>>64576732
i heard it is originally in french
>>64576582
Why play with children when you can play in a good mens league?
>>64576874
don't forget the ads for medication
>10 second ad
>20 minute disclaimers
>>64560871
WINTER CLASSIC THREAD IS UP CHECK CATALOG
>>64576913
Then link the thread you faggot
>>64576874
keep watching american movies, posting on american sites, and buying american products sven its clearly working. plus its youre fault for trying to watch american tv like a european, get a dvr
>>64576539
p dank senpai, I'll take it
>>64576893
Nylander had 20 points in 21 games in the better swedish league before the draft and no one ever brought that up.
It's only with Matthews it is something positive even though most european top prospects play against men in their draft year
>>64576893
>good men's league
>>64560871
WINTER CLASSIC
>>>64576895
>>64576992
ALUMNIIII WOO
>>64576885
Yeah. It's actually a bit tougher, but doesn't flow as well.
O Canada!
Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.
As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,
So also is it ready to carry the cross.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
Thy valour steeped in faith
Will protect our homes and our rights.
Will protect our homes and our rights.
In the English version the line
>in all thy son's command
And a few years ago they said they would consider changing it, before a backlash. But the French can keep
>carry the cross
>>64576986
>early
>>64576878
I can't even go on /o/ anymore. I feel stupid even having that meme sticker on my car
Canada juniors confirmed for mcmeme babbies
go kings go
whatchu doin' /hoc/? had dinner with family and now sipping some wine, meeting some friends later.
Happy New Year you wackos
see you tommorow.
>>64578577
I've been very very mean to you and I will probbaly continue to after this. happy new years
>>64577642
you mean Domi babbies
>>64578577
pay dentbs
>CANAKEKS AND RUSKEKS BTFO
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