Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno,Can, Henderson, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Benteke.
score prediction
0-0 or 0-1
1-2 kopshites
What channel is it on?
sky sports 1 live from the stadium of shite
>abls are still mad about the 13/14 season
Crucial game here. A win and >we're in 5th place, back in the CL and maybe even the title hunt if Kloppo makes some smart moves in January. A loss and the morale bump from last Saturday is gone, title hopes are most certainly gone and 4th place probably becomes the goal for the season. And I'm more worried about Sunderland than I would've been if >we were playing Arsenal or MC. because >wehave a tendency to shit the bed against midtable-to-Championship-fodder teams but come through against top tier ones. We'll see.
>>64555772
>maybe even the title hunt
Any acestream senpaitachi?
kick off when lad
>That Carragher banter
kek
>Coates and Brown
I wish Sturridge was fit so much, he'd fucking tear them apart
>Sunderland having a minute silence for everybody who died in 2015
Really?
>>64555650
>>64555650
>>64555650
already a thread lads
post adam johnsons bait
>>64555371
babestation
Good half 2bh
I'm happy with that.
So, Palace confirmed for top four really
Only interesting moment of the match so far
>>64555300
dubs liverpool win
trips sunderland win
quads balloon scores his second goal
>120 posts early
>>64557574
So you're going to do this in every thread?
Lads sky must have fucked up because the match is on channel 953 for free lol
Does DeCaprio actually get raped by a bear in The Revenant or is that just a 4chan meme
>>64557596
>having you pay to watch soccer
M8 move to a real country, it's on cable here
>>64557572
I like to imagine whenever Palace lose, the opposition players are allowed to take whichever one of these slags they choose as a token of their conquest
>>64555650
>>64555650
back in here virgins still another 100 posts left
>>64557533
>carpet in the bathroom
>>64557574
what is it im supposed to see?
>>64557611
>cable is free
>>64555300
i'm guessing beach ball? is that a term for something on the pitch?
>>64557610
Just a bit of foreplay, no penetration.
Why do they reply so fast lads
>>64557574
would tell you to fuck off but its the only interesting thing in this match so far
>>64557564
Hi Caty Cole
You are the best babe on babestation that is a babe on babestation.
Ooh yeah baby. Ding dong wahey!
>>64557621
>can't tell the difference between grey tile and carpet
gf just sent me this
>>64557695
JAKKU
A
K
K
U
Watmore is probably our best player at the moment for actually creating stuff.
>>64557673
Literally never had a match on Tinder 2bh. It just made me depressed.
>>64557673
Keen slag
>>64557686
That's carpet mate, wheres the edges of the tiles?
>>64557673
Tell me about the x's at the end of the sentence
What do they Mean??
>>64557673
Who /nevertalkstoanyoftheirmatches/ here?
IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I'VE GOT
>>96
PROBLEMS AND ILLSBRA AIN'T ONE
>>64557766
wow fair play to the third slag, she's really putting the effort in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6N2vwe9Swk
BLIMEY
>>64557771
Its probably fake tile, it's just locked in with interlocking pieces. No lines actually show, I have the same thing in my bathroom but fake wood
>>64557766
i'll be in london next year for a palace match and an NFL game...what are the odds i land a palace cheerleader while i'm in town?
>>64557673
Its a robot mate
>>64557877
lmao
>>64557673
>could of
>>64557868
>fake wood
It's called Laminate you utter mongoloid
>>64557636
No, someone threw a beach ball from the crowd.
Caused quite the shitstorm.
>>64557877
Slags are slags, mate, just take your pick
>football thread
>conversation is about tinder slags and carpeting
What's with all the films for furries coming up soon?
>>64557914
Yea and its fake..... Wood..... Laminate is not wood correct?
Fucking brit education
STAY REKT ABLS
FUCKING SHIT HEADS
>>64557933
what's this
damn...
That'll do it.
please respond
BIG BEN
TEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERS
lel
benteke doesn't hold the fucking ball for 5 years.
could it be? he's getting his shit together?
Well that's that then
Fuck's sake Sunderland
KICKOFF
ABUSE
>too busy looking at slags
>missed a goal
FUCKKK
>Blundlin
fuck me here we go
>>64555300
>benteke is so shit
>>64558010
Kek
Gonna post Sunlun slags
>>64558042
HIGH TEST
>get home from work
>put on the game
>"Oh look >we aren't losing"
>immediately concede
I hate this meme desu
>>64558042
hideous face, barrel body
this is what passes as attractive in the UK
post some BETTER sunlun slags
No matter how badly your life is going, at least you're not a Sunderland fan
i heard benteke has a willy like a honeydew melon lads
webm of the goal la
>>64558055
Go back to work you twat, we were doing fine
lmao this refereeing display is shambolic
>>64557928
>what is half time
moron
>>64558064
>tfw being a Sunderland fan
>>64558064
OR VILLA FAN!
>>64558064
heheh yeah
>>64558078
>>64558055
>bandwagoning a club from a different continent
>>64558060
Wasn't me, friend
more abl refereeing, how could that possibly be a sunderland throw kek
>>64558034
Would disappoint for a full 3 minutes
>>64557928
ITS NOT FUCKING CARPET YOU STUPID FUCKING MAPLE LEAF CUNT
>>64558108
would make her believe it's her year
Love Cattermole 2bh
Also WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING VAN AANHOLT WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MONG
>>64558108
>would make her believe it's Big club
>>64558121
Looks like carpet to me.
>go for a piss in halftime
>come back
>0-1
so liverpoop in front of manure now?
firminho assist!
that was a firminho assist!
no wait, lallana yeah
fuck
>>64558166
>>64558169
fuck off you lost the war
No matter how rich you are, you still drink coffee out of those same shitty paper cups
it's a give every 50/50 decision to the underdog match
sunderland are worse than I thought
>>64558169
even on points innit
Right I'm going to go make some rice pudding
If anyone scores in the next 5 I'll be fucking pissed
>BAREENY
>>64558175
I only drinkwater
The fuck did you retards come to this thread 100 posts early and mess everything up?
Honestly lads being a Sunderland fan is misery
>>64558211
Everything is ruined
>>64558189
Can I have some please desu
>>64558211
We go where the slags are desu
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WEBM OF THE GOAL
I don't want to have to go to r/soccer
>>64558211
It's the british cunt that fucked it up.
>>64558173
just because we had more soldiers of this type. You can't win with people who piss for 20 minutes
>not a foul
>gives foul
weird
>>64558211
mess what up you autistic cunt
>>64558207
I'm pretty high but i
>>64558166
>go for a piss at halftime
>1000000 New Germans enrich your nation
>cry tears of joy at the tolerance as oppressive "natives" are being killed and raped
post hot women ya fuckin fags
Can clearly clattered Borini before he touched the ball.
>not a foul
>gives a foul and a yellow
intriguing technique by kevin friend
>>64558249
No one's being killed or raped in Germany m8.
Friend is such a cunt
>Tfw no drunk slags
I haven't made a post on 4chan that wasn't ironic since 2010
>tackle from behind
>clearly clatters into borini's thigh
fuck off tyler you spastic
>>64558227
Read the thread you melt
>abrek cant chimping out
>>64558237
My boipussy
>>64558276
more anon frwend
>>64558263
Nice propaganda Mahmoud.
>>64558276
These girls are of a questionable age. Reported.
>Sakho gets the ball
>booing a player for leaving for a bigger club
>>64558313
>Reporting on 4chan
literal neckbeard
>>64558320
Gross
>booing hendo
>>64558263
Yes! Greatest goy.
the referee who allowed the beach ball goal should have been sacked
>>64558207
>>64558320
why would anyone let their daughter dress like this?
Emre Can is such a weird player. I don't really see what role he fulfill's in the midfield. Certainly can't play in a pivot.
He has little to no technical ability. Can't create, not a destroyer, not a box-to-box, can't dictate the tempo of a game, can't distribute.
Klopp definitely out for a better player in the coming windows. Come to think of it, Klopp needs a lot of new players that suit his system.
now that Hendo has gone, who on the pitch has the best legs?
RIP hendo
>>64558329
Sunderland has a bigger stadium
>>64558359
Still young m8
>>64558358
>implying slags have ever met their fathers
>>64558334
you can report on 4chan?
No idea which fans were booing Hendo. Every Sunderland fan I know likes the guy.
>>64558359
>this flag
>the ball didnt hit his head or his feet therefore its handball
>>64558358
Me. Why wouldn't you want your daughter to dress like a slag so she can get posted in threads like these? Plus she might give a quicky
>>64558358
your daughter is an invidual person, why would you tell her how to dress? piss off nazi
>>64558368
Yeah for another 5 months, they're a 1 team city anyway.
If Liverpool was a 1 team city we'd sell out 70,000 every week
>>64558376
Yeah, he's popular as fuck round here, everyone sees him as one of ours.
>>64558359
hes a turk that runs around a lot, klopp will love him
lens pls try
>>64558417
he's off on friday
>>64558359
Jordan Henderson is such a weird player. I don't really see what role he fulfill's in the midfield. Certainly can't play in a pivot.
He has little to no technical ability. Can't create, not a destroyer, not a box-to-box, can't dictate the tempo of a game, can't distribute.
Klopp definitely out for a better player in the coming windows. Come to think of it, Klopp needs a lot of new players that suit his system
>>64558397
>all those emojis
>>64558397
>would of
Drop her.
(Wish I had someone that was interested in me)
>>64558397
>that many emojis
fucking hell lad sort it out
Sunderl/a/nd
>>64558358
liberalism
my jewish step-mum thinks there's nothing wrong with her 14 year old daughter dressing like a slag, going to parties where everyone drinks, and having some cunty chad boyfriend
>>64558359
He's good technically but needs to cut out some of his flashy shit. Much improved from his days at bayern
>>64558408
This
>>64558434
>Peru (gay)
>>64558426
THE BIRTH OF A MEME
>>64558426
>can't create
Kek, Henderson has like 3rd most assists in league from open play since 2013
>>64558434
There are literally no animes in Sunderland.
>>64558397
;) xD :'D desu
>>64558397
i can tell youre a manlet.
>>64558397
why do u brits write x after every sentence?
>>64558457
is that number plate legal? wtf
>>64558477
cheeky kiss
Jack Rodwell is such a weird player. I don't really see what role he fulfill's in the midfield. Certainly can't play in a pivot.
He has little to no technical ability. Can't create, not a destroyer, not a box-to-box, can't dictate the tempo of a game, can't distribute.
Allardyce definitely out for a better player in the coming windows. Come to think of it, Allardyce needs a lot of new players that suit his system.
http://www.graduate.study.cam.ac.uk/courses/directory/egegmpmsl/finance
Lads, am I being dense or are Cambridge seriously suggesting that it costs £24k to study with them for a one year masters?
>>64558477
I think it's an Arabic thing.
>>64558397
you're a fat pig, that's why. post your face
how tall is mignolel?
>>64558486
O'S are kisses m8 X's are hugs
Wake up Britain
>>64558408
for fucks sake running around hard and putting in effort =/= quality. If you think that makes a player go watch the championship
>>64558505
fuck off child
>>64558441
There isn't anything wrong with that. If she murdered a guy every night, then there's a problem. Getting pissed and showing some cleavage is fine desu
>>64558488
This post makes perfect sense actually.
would you say Lens has got a bit of flair?
>blatant handball
>its ok because its a sunderland player
>>64558509
Calling me the fat pig haha, post yourself you total mug
lads is van anholt good?
>>64558510
6'3
>>64558522
i agree. but klopp loves those guys, sahin, gundogan, bender, gross krutz
>>64558510
6'1
>>64558541
flare more like
lens flare ;)
>>64558477
yo no hablo espanol
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64558552
He's a bag of shite, needs replacing asap
>>64558551
skrtelpower pls go
blood test results coming back tomorrow lads x
LIVERPOOL???
>lallana fouled
>doesnt give it
and now can is dead, thanks kevin
>>64558551
lmao
>>64558358
>let
Check your privilege, manscum!
KLOPP will lead >us to victory
>>64558539
It applies to literally every poor quality midfielder.
>>64558525
I'm 21 mate.
>>64558565
fk off
>Emre Concusshan
>>64558551
>SquirtlePower's little brother
>>64558552
One thing he likes that for is the press. I think a player like Ramsey or Rakitic would suit Klopp's system immensely. Carvalho (sporting) better than Can also
>>64558358
nothing the parents can do, these girls are all 18+
>>64558551
can u see m8?
Who was Klopp saying "You have to fight" to?
>>64558551
Man lives in a shed
>>64558552
>lads is van anholt good?
No he's a useless cunt that's as good at staying in position as a wheely bin on a windy day.
>this fucking ref
ref isnt even hiding his bias now
>>64558551
Fucking hell am I dreaming? Did the King SP lose weight and return?
>>64558595
yeah and?
inb4 random sunderland kid off the bench scores equaliser
FUCKING KEVIN FRIEND TACKLING LIVERPOOL PLAYERS NOW
>>64558613
firmino
People that don't rate Can are the same idiots that didn't rate Lucas.
future of american soccer
>yedlin
>>64558441
you sound like a terrible person to be around
coutinho is shit. 'pool deserve a higher quality player
>American negroes in charge of not having daft hair
Liverpool basically won the league at this point. Literally who is supposed to stop them.
>yedlin
Sunderland pls you can do better
>>64558664
ive always backed lucas but there was a point where he wasnt good enough
>>64558661
thanks
>>64558551
seeing as you asked nicely
>Emre Can't
sweet combination play that fucking goes nowhere
EMRE CHAAAAANCE
>>64558679
future of american soccer
>german throwaways
>>64558686
dude are you kidding me. best case scenario they're finishing 4th-5th. no way they win the league without massive squad overhaul.
>>64558686
ARSENAL FC THATS WHO
>>64558664
Can is not even in the top 3 of german U21 DM players.
>>64558652
>nerd kids
>daughter that looks like a trans
Fucking hell Pep
A teacher asks her class what their parents do for a living.
Mary says, "My dad's a doctor." The teacher says, "That's great, can you spell doctor?"
"Yes, miss," replies Mary, "it's D-O-C-T-O-R."
"Well done," says the teacher, "Who's next?"
Billy puts his hand up and says, "My dad is in the police and he's a constable."
"That's very good, Billy," says the teacher. "Can you spell constable?"
"Yes, miss, it's C-U-N ..." at which point the teacher interrupts and says "No, Billy, try again."
"OK, miss, it's C-U-N ..." at which point the teacher jumps in again and says to Billy, "Not quite, why don't you practice in your spelling book and we'll come back to you in a minute? Right, who's next?"
"My dad works for Ladbrokes, miss," says little Johnny.
"Oh," replies the teacher. "Can you spell Ladbrokes?"
To which little Johnny replies, "No, miss, but I'll give you 5/4 on that Billy writes cunt in that book."
>>64558706
Ask her whether she has carpet or tiles in her bathroom first.
STOP IT COUTINHO, STOP THE FUCKING BLOOTER ATTEMPTS
>>64558706
she's more attractive than any girl i've even talked to in a while
MORE LIKE SHOOTinho
>>64558724
>>64558702
you look like a russian senpai
>>64558706
david coutlhard in a wig?
Come on cou la... just pass the ball m8 baka desu
>>64558702
>saints
>>64558706
>KM
I thought you cunts used miles
>turn my swag on
>>64558605
>dat left one
GODDAMN
if she's as easy as she looks there are some pretty lucky guys in her area
>>64558706
her eyes and expression make her seem quite sad actually, probably really lonely and just showing her tits and caking the lippy on to get a bit of companionship
>>64558702
>Southampton
Neat
>>64558736
terrible
coutinho is fucking shit
>Coutinho only scores blooters against top teams
>Still tries against teams like Sunderland
Getting tired of this shit refereeing
>that guy did a good skill or run so it's a foul when you cleanly tackle him
>>64558736
1/10, you tried at least.
>>64558759
hey Bolivia
What are u doing on new year eve /sp/?
>>64558733
wait till you see his football day in day out
>>64558778
sooo bad. But he scores a curler every 17 matches so apparantly he's world class
theres the lucas special
Hows Firminho played?
Is there a single reason not to like Watmore?
what the fuck was that clearance
>>64558759
Sup Bro.
What a fucking clearance Firmino what a fucking clearance
>>64558806
He's been playing?
>mignolel
wattmore just bottled ffs
>blatantly foul mignolet
>not a foul
strange
MAXI!
MAXI RODRIGES RUNS DOWN THE WING FOR ME
>>64558806
hit the post. has been ok but nothing special. 6/10
We need to buy Bravo in January
>>64558764
>>64558774
yes, where I live, the city of saintshampton
>>64558806
If it wasn't for a top save he'd have scored a great goal
>>64558788
why, shitposting on imageboards of course!
Mignolet pls you fucking mong
>>64558773
I think she just has a more goth style going.
1-1 HAHAHAH
>>96
>96
96
>>96
>96
96
>>96
>96
96
Benteke is a poor mans Giroud
FUCKING MIGNOLET FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>FUCKING MIGNOLET FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
FUCKING MIGNOLET FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
>FUCKING MIGNOLET FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SELL THIS MONGOLOIDDDDDDD PLEASEEEEEEEEEE STOP THE SUFFERINGGGGGGG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO RETARDEDDDDDDDDD
>>64558850
m8 its not.
2/10
>>64558830
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
Got a live one lads, she works at asda and ain't all that, should I ask her to fuck straight up
>>64558847
Nah m8 it's just grungey slag
Firminwho is a Brazilian Ali Dia, this guy doesn't know how to play any better than I do, and I'm Canadian folks!
>>64558788
>smoke
>watch basketball and shitpost on /sp/
>masturbate
>probably watch a movie or something
>sleep
Packed night desu
>>64558861
Just relegate this awful fucking club already.
>>64558844
The tripple double lads
>>64558868
Its OK we will get Bravo in a few days time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S 1-1
YOU'RE STREAM IS BEHIND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64558814
Fucking love him desu
>>64558830
it was going in 2bh, but the blunderland keeper got a touch
>>64558876
Yes, ask her out tomoro night.
DO IT
2-1 SUNDERLAND HAHAHHA
LIVERPOOP
1-1 HAHAHAH
>>96
>96
96
>>96
>96
96
>>96
>96
96
>>64558551
BRRRRAP BRAP YH YH I'M STILL ABAAT.
>>64558850
>ABL isnt a mental illness
>>64558868
agreed
>>64558876
>EE
pikey
>>64558876
no, never
>>64558876
Stop fucking posting you cunt, we get it you don't look like an ugly cunt, nobody cares
>>64558876
Simply say:
You're hot. Wana meet up and fuck?
>>64558889
tfw literally zero basketball pedigree in uk
would probably have been decent if i'd played as a lad, im tall enough at least
>>64558905
But tomorrow is New Years! I'm going to pull some club fanny much easier than all this tinder lark
>>64558868
wut? he's a savant, a genius within the frame...
>get lallana in headlock
>sunderland free kick
wes browns got to be trolling
>>64558916
He is pretty ugly though mate
I'm no faggot but I'd give him a 6
>>64558835
You look like such a gigantic faggot I don;t even feel like trying to talk you down senpai.
>>64558902
TOP KEK
Listening to 5Live on the wireless - AM
I ain't behind.
>>64558933
my mate played for the british basketball team or whatever
Emre Can is already top 5 mf in the league and he's only 19 this is WILD
LET IT PASS FIRMINHO FFSSSSSSSSSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64558960
That team exists?
>>64558820
We /Titicaca/ now
ABLS have lost their minds and are pretending we have conceded
fucking hell lads
>>64558936
>fanny
Haha
>>64558946
me on the left
>>64558975
think so, might've been england, can't remember
Star wars would be a lot better if the mugger would look more like Ibe desu
Fucking LMAO at the sunderlanman just falling down for no reason
fookin hoof it
What could Liverpool get if they sold Coutinho?
He is terrible.
>tfw
>>64558987
ABLs are literally delusional.
>klopp wall towards away fans
>3/1
Got to be worth a cheeky tenner that.
Another clearance with no pressure inside the box.
Man, i miss Suarez, he might be fucking crazy but he never made these retarded mistakes.
Who else actually likes Mignolet? I would take him over a lot of other keepers.
>>64559002
is he white?
>>64559011
they can't pull off such high speed attacks
>>64559001
pee doh
>>64559015
~60m
100m if Real decide they want to keep him from Barca
LGTSS
>mod Ronan
great, now sakho is injured
sick and tired of this shit
>sakho rolling around like a gaylord
GET UP YOU FUCKING WOMAN
Sakho has passed away. RIP in peace.
Steady on
OH FUCK KOLO IS THE ONLY CB WE HAVE LEFT
PLEASE NO
>>64559015
50m maybe
backflip from sakho
Liverpool technical staff getting BTFO by Big Sam
That looked painful.
WHERE'S THE RED CARD?
FUCK Sakho's career is over with that injury. Shame he was well on his way to becoming a Liverpool legend. Now we're stuck with fucking Lovren. Hopefully Klopp has some sense and picks Kolo over him.
WHAT A FECKING TACKLE
>>64559054
his leg nearly snapped you autist
Never a foul
Good clean tackle
We should gas everyone on tinder
SAKHO WITH THE DRAMATIC FALL.
>No red
LMAO
>>64559031
yep, I also knew an american geezer that played for our town's basketball team, he was black but he was very nice despite that
Lens is a fucking moron jesus christ
>hardcore looking negro squirming like a pussy
disgusting
>>64559073
I r8 it 8/8
based lens removing bushmeat
What?
That could have ended his career.
stream lads? barça game is over
>>64559075
The only thing Big Sam could blow out is the porcelain in his shitter.
great shout from the ref there, just unfortunate foul there, no malice going in and smashing sakho there, no need to even book the lad really
>>64559093
>>64559102
That fucking hurt m8, full body weight on your ankle/knee is fucking atrocious.
>tfw no klopp vs bog sim touchline fight
>>64559090
Fuck off, I intend on enjoying some sluts when I'm single again. Never whored around, feel like I'm missing out.
>>64559113
was messi's goal nice?
>>64559098
>he was black but he was very nice despite that
It's every black person's dream to be described like this.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YOU MONGS
JUST FUCKING SCORE
>>64559120
>this is what ABLs actually believe
>shitebe
>IBE
Put this nigger in the trash already
>>64558613
>you have to fight
Top motivater Klopp. Just like at Dortmund. One "KUBA RUN!!" and Kuba suddenly runs like he's Usain Bolt.
>ayeb
>>64559113
http://zonasports.to/ch.php?id=2
>>64559127
Mate, he fucking forced himself to do a backwards somersault
>FIRMINO PASSING IT WHEN HE'S 1 ON 1
C U C K
Lallana does some nifty stuff with the ball tbf
>our finishing
Fucking hell
>>64559127
This
Our incompetence in the final 3rd is unparalleled
Firmino should have pulled the trigger there
Not to be TOO small time but for Sunderland this was an OK performance. Gives a bit of confidence after the weekend and heading into a massive game against Villa.
van ahnholt/yedlin has got to be the worst fullback pairing in premier league history
>>64559145
you're an idiot
loserpool would be in relegation without Benteke
>>64559113
how many did barcelona put past literally who: the team #265?
>lose game
>but your player makes a shit challenge
>have a laugh to yourself
terrible man
>take 100 touches before shooting
>shoot it over the stadium
LE CANT FINISH MAN
I have a feeling Liverpool are going to concede a 96th minute blooter desu :(
>>64559133
4-0 was the best >>64558688
>>64559144
ty man
>>64559135
you're an honourary white because of your contributions to the MOTD threads down the years
assuming there isn't more than one trinidad & tobago poster
Ibe is the next Dalglish.
>>64559170
Look in the mirror, muppet. x
>doesn't hit it with his left
>puts it on his right and ends up leaning back when kicking it
Jesus fucking christ they teach you this shit when you're 5yo. Even I can fucking hit it nicely with my left foot within the box yet these professionals can't.
>Benteke man of the match
>Just giving it to the guy who scored
Every single time. He's been shite
Who do I buy on Fifa lads
Lukaku, Benteke or Bony
They're all the fucking same person
>tfw no suarez
>>64559163
i think sunderland will stay up desu.
we need to stick Ibe in at fullback already he's not good enough for winger
>>64559179
*CLUB
Fixed it for ya lad
>>64559194
I got Bony in a free pack he is fucking gash
>>64559197
This would be 6-0 easily with Suarez desu senpai.
>>64559199
dubs of forlorn hope
Ibe is so fucking shit.
SAVED
>>64559199
I can't see that happening. Villa, Sunderland and Newcastle are going down imo desu senpai
WHAT IS BENTEKES PROBLEM
>BENTEKE
EVERY TIME
Damn this YNWA is thunderous.
>the stadium of blight
>bentekayy
HOW THE FUCK
goddamn bpl is braindead league
holy shit Robbie Savage got it bang on
U S E L E S S
>rahmeme left this goalfest of a team to win the league with city
what a mistake
AGAIN!
Liverpool is literally incapable of scoring twice
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? WHAT THE FUCK BEN
I fucking knew he would miss wtf
cack
>sunderland counter attacking at the speed of mud
>memeke
HE FUCKING MISSED THE FINISHER TWO MATCHES IN A ROW
THEY JUST CANT FINISH THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN FFS KILL YOURSELF LADS
He can't keep getting away with it
>BENTEKEK
Benteke is literally a le hit and hope man. No skill at all.
starting to think bundesliga is not so bad seeing as sunderland didn't manage to put this guy offside there lmao
>Bentekek
I've never seen a player who was both good and shit at the same time.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS SHIT HAPPENED ON 2 FUCKING GAMES
LEARN TO SHOOT, NIGGER
>BENTEKE
GOD DAMN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>tfw Suarez would have dribbled the keeper 5 times before scoring it between 5 defenders legs
1-1 SUNDERLAND HAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED LIVERSHIT
>>64559232
arsenal are wining the league bro
city wont even finish top 4 unlike liverpool
Liverpool players have no idea what to do with the ball once they get close to the box.
if liverpool could score theyd be pretty good
>45 Million
>LE CAN'T SCORE 1 ON 1 MAN
The Newcastle Eagles basketball team is coached by a guy called Fabulous Flournoy. They played today, won against Glasgow. They're the best basketball team in the UK by a huge margin, they've not lost a single game this season.
There's your UK basketball fact for the day.
Ah yes, Christian Benteke. I remember when he was through on goal all alone late in a game, and missed. He was a good friend
>>64559255
He was in his own half
>>64559257
he's a long ball player and can only score via thuggery
Why are we so bad at finishing?
Do we do it on purpose?
>>64559262
not falling for that
>Toure
Based Benteke.
Missed two games in a row a 300% chance.
>>64559273
>dat eagle
>>64559261
Suarez would've scored like 5 goals today desu
>>64559273
Cheers. How much do they get paid? I want to live in England and that could be a fun little part time job for me.
kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo nigger kolo kolo kolo
Is Ben Takai Jewish or Japanese?
KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA TOURE
>>64559273
could they do it on a cold night in philly
>>64559279
Sweaty palms syndrome
They don't want to fail papa klopp
>Firmino thinking anyone thinks he's tough because he has tats
He takes it up the ass in the shower and everyone knows it.
AND IT'S BORINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
1-1
1-1
1-1
£32M BENTEKE
>>64559307
Probably if it's indoors
>>64559316
poor bait
>>64559316
shitpost
stop hoofing it ffs
N E R V O U S
>>64559316
OMG WHATA GOAL
Thank you based Kloppo
>>64559324
bare in mind philadelphia doesn't quite have electricity yet.
TLF
L
F
>>64559311
Van der Wiel is even worse.
>>64559329
Hello my name is bog sim
Absolutely disgusting
lets add on some extra time to extra time
and then lets get one last abl refball in and give a corner when its a goal kick
pathetic
sunderland and the ref 0 - 1 liverpool
SNUDERLAND
Literally Leicester Game v2
>>64559297
we wuz judas n shit
You're insane if you haven't bet your farm on Liverpool to win the league yet.
MIGNOLET ACTUALLY PUNCHED A BALL AWAY
>MIGNOLET ACTUALLY PUNCHED A BALL AWAY
MIGNOLET ACTUALLY PUNCHED A BALL AWAY
>MIGNOLET ACTUALLY PUNCHED A BALL AWAY
AM I DREAMING?
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
bloodborne is shit
got it for christmas, just thrown it in the bin lol
seriously Benteke needs to do one-on-one training
>>64559351
Stop crying, bitch nigga. Liverpoo won.
>GK FORWARD IN THE LAST SECONDS YET AGAIN
Three (3) points
Benteke catching absolute banter from everyone on the team top fucking keke
>>64559367
still frustrating when the ref gives everything to one team over and over and over again
>mfw we keep missing those 1 on 1s on purpose to give false hope to ABLs
>TFW LATE STREAM
>TFW DONT DARE LOOK AT THE THREAD IN THE LAST COUPLE MINUTES INCASE THEY SCORE AND I SEE THE SPAM EARLY
>TLF
Things to take from that:
>Centreback shortages now compounded with Coates coming off. Jones or Rodwell starting at CB on Saturday?
>Mannone has to start over Pantilimon
I would turn gay for Ibe desu
>>64559365
with klopp's wife
Do Liverpool fans like Benteke or not?
>Emre and Christian
:3
Spray milk in his mouth
>>64559385
pretending to be a sunderland fan gimmick? not seen that one before
>>64559365
rthey should have bought the extended warranty
>>64559390
Depends on the minute
>>64559387
Kloppo pls
>>64559390
absolutely
who #TLFgang here?
Man Utd 6th
Liverpool 7th
30 points
AAAHHH
>>64559390
he's the only goalscorer at the moment, so I half like him, but he needs to do more
>>64559390
When he scores
>>64559390
>>64559390
honorary bindipper
>>64559390
People can't argue with his goal return, people just say he doesn't move enough and is too slow. We want to play fast football not hoofball
>Watching the NBC stream
>Game ends
>Those yanks pundits trying to talk about football with their nasally voices
fuck sake
sunderland played better than Leicester to be fair
there are 3 worse teams than them for sure
>>64559390
He's just frustrating as fuck
>>64559411
game when? should be fun
klopp finished van laal in germany
>>64559397
If only
>mfw Lovren has actually become a good defender
>mfw he wins every header
what's going on lads, was it just Rodgers who made Lovren shit?
>>64559431
Hope Sunderland stay up, prefer them to Newcastle and Villa, and fuck Mememouth
>>64559390
I was excited he'd be the new baby Suarez, but it's disappointing
how many points behind top 4 are we now lids?
>liverpool currently have 11 first team players injured
not counting permacrocks like enrique too
>>64559455
>5 off top 4
>Leicester falling down
>Already played City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, United, Everton, Stoke away
>Sturridge hopefully fit now
>>64559428
He's only got 6 goals or so
>>64559442
Utd have Da Swans, Tooncastle and then Liverpool away.
MOU PLS
PLS JOSE WHILE ITS STILL
2015
>>64559451
yeah sunderland fans are pretty bro tier imho. good luck staying up lads. just need a whole new defence and youll be fine
>>64559477
Ladrique isn't injured
>>64559481
6 in 11 starts, pretty decent especially when he's had injuries + at a new club with a new manager
>>64559451
somehow he plays very well with sakho. I think its because they are both nuts, so they know eachothers tendencies
>>64559527
Skrtel has been cancer for years, gets bullied by big black strikers and just runs backwards when players run at him
>>64559385
Honestly m8 I think we should just give up on Rodwell entirely. What's the point at this stage? He's not good enough and has done nothing whatsoever other than get injured.
>our G/D is finally back to 0
kek
>>64559543
cant really give up on him, we need him because weve got nobody else
who would you rather use?
WLDWDWWDLWWWL
Right?
sunderland fans have got to realise they have been extremely lucky to stay in this league for so long
roll on the tyne wear derby next season in the championship
>>64559572
arsenal dont stand a chance
>>64559575
>wes brown is still 1st choice CB.
>>64559572
>Losing to Arsenal and Spuds at Anfield
>Only drawing with United
Doubtful
imagine being under 6 foot
>>64559613
imagine lying about being over 6 feet on anonymous message board
>>64559613
im under 2 foot of water
send help lads
>>64559568
Anyone. Get some kids in, anything. Just give up on him, it's clearly not working.
>>64559575
Mate, all the ones with sense know that.
>>64559667
t. proud owner of a house built on a flood plain
>>64559588
He's not. O'Shea, then Kaboul
>>64559686
i'm okay though. been stuck indooors all week.
feck this lads
>>64559692
snuderland are one of those clubs that get players dumped on them. like puppies at christmas.
honestly though, what happened to klopp's jaw
>>64559667
We are embracing our new life as Atlantis 2bh.
>>64559863
me on the far left
>mignolel has the most clean sheets
my sides
>>64559885
deal with it