BUF:Bills send FA bust Charles Clay (back) to IR
FA:Tuesday stunner: Eagles fire coach Chip Kelly
NE:Report: Vollmer expected back for playoffs
JAC:Jaguars announce Bradley will return for 2016
CIN:Bengals' website: A.J. McCarron is day to day
CAR:Werder: Stewart could practice Wednesday
IND:Andrew Luck still not medically cleared
NO:Brees believes he and Payton will be back
DEN:Kubiak confirms Osweiler will start Week 17
CIN:Report: Dalton unlikely to play in WC round
CIN:A.J. McCarron (left wrist) headed for MRI
DEN:Broncos erase 14-point deficit, down Bengals
>18-1
Go Raiders!
steelers don't deserve the playoffs
>post yfw you heard Chip Kelly got fired
literally why haven't you killed york yet?
First for the best offensive lineman in the NFL
It's time for a uniform change to go along with this clusterfuck team
>>64550283
I bet young Hilary was a fucking demon in the sack, why else would Bill have shacked up with her?
>>64550277
right? he should take one for the team and just suicide bomb york's penthouse or something
>>64550283
is that christina aguilera? jesus
Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kingsā¢
1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
>>64550308
his dad is still co-CEO of the team, he'll find some other profit-oriented tool to run things
but i have at least semi-seriously considered jumping from the rafters in levi's if a team like the us12s wins SBL
>>64550308
>is that christina aguilera? jesus
HIGH TEST
I
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H
T
E
S
T
>tfw going out on new years with a black girl but she'll probably out drink me because she's used to a high number of shots fired at her
>>64550357
this 2bh
xtina is at her best pushing 2 bills
>>64550307
she was a fucking fox
>the liking fat used whores means you have high test meme
>liking 3d at all
when will this meme end?
btw now that the media is privy with Rodgers distrust of McCarthy what do you think Ted has planned for the off-season?
of course assuming this McCarthy led packers dont pull a deep playoff run out of their ass
>>64550392
DAMN SON
>>64550414
>"I prefer drawings made by autistic chinks more than real life pussy"
Off yourself my friend
>>64550414
Stick to jerking off to your Gook cartoons you fucking traitor. I'm going to bed, but you should comtemplate suicide
>>64550437
>>64550439
I dont expect others to understand my love but im secure enouth in it to not mind the criticism :^)
i go to bed now
remember: goff=elite, goff=eagles QB in 2016 unless pax is
peace
Helo is this where i come to
>iggles
>wake up
>remember 14-1 actually happened
>mfw
>>64550478
>Losing to the Falcons
literally how
>>64550478
holy shit I almost forgot
Cautious optimism
>yfw the eagles are close to signing a deal with Tebow to be their starting QB
>yfw instead Favre comes out of retirement and plays for the eagles
There has to be a NFL player who is a virgin. Who is it?
>>64551116
Isn't carr or one of those religious nut players a virgin saving til marriage?
>>64551119
Carr has a wife and a kid
>>64551129
you mean his wife has a kid
>>64551129
Ah my bad. Still, what about one of those seacuck players?
Didn't one of their girlfriends leave them because they wouldn't fuck her?
>>64551116
Russell Wilson
>>64551116
Tim Tebow
>>64551131
Nah, he meant he has a wife and kids.
>>64551181
>pregnant
>form fitting dress
Well we know he's the one in the relationship with the fashion sense.
>>64551181
that's clearly Peyton's kid
good morning /sp/
I realize now that last night wasn't a dream.
>>64550273
>sabotaged the entire roster
>got himself fired
>is now going to Tennessee
Honestly as long as Demeco, Fletcher, Conner, and Sproles hang around next year I will be OK.
Bengals: Dalton->McCarron
Steelers: Roethlisberger->Vick->Jones->Roethlisberger
Ravens: Flacco->Schaub->Clausen->Mallett
Browns: Manziel->McCown->Davis->Manziel
Texans: Hoyer->Mallett->Hoyer->Yates->Hoyer-Yates->Weeden
Colts: Luck->Hasselbeck->Luck->Hasselbeck->Whitehurst
Titans: Mariota->Mettenberger
Broncos: Manning->Osweiler
Bears: Cutler->Clausen->Cutler
Cowboys: Romo->Weeden->Cassel->Romo->Cassel->Moore
Rams: Foles->Keenum->Foles->Keenum
49ers: Kaepernick->Gabbert
>>64551181
Barber: how you want your hair did, babby?
Him: JFMSU
Barber: I got u fƤm
Do you guys even know that Sebastian Vollmer is German? I have never heard somebody who works for American media mention it.
>>64551181
Jesus, she looks like she'd be fun to get pregnant.
>>64550273
mfw faggots on /sp/ right now are trying to say that Chip Kelly was a good coach and the Eagles are dumb for firing him just so they can post their "addictive and funny" OWG memes all over the board because "lol Philly did something bad maybe am i rite?"
literally reddit tier
>>64550339
>eagles not +10
Shit list desu
>14-1 will never not happen
>>64551480
>jordan Matthews outside
>Agholor not running meme routes
>Murray up the gut for more than 0.3
>no record breaking 3 and out drive times
>Josh huff and other shitty Oregon players gone
Things are looking up m8
Maybe Riley Cooper steps up as well
What was the real story with chips firing
>>64551864
They finally noticed the red on his neck
>>64551874
But for Real my English mate. Bill Walsh said it takes 36 starting games in the nfl to see how good your qb was. I think the same is true with kelly. I think dude was still learning stuff. I mean 10-6, 10-6, and 6-8 for a first time nfl coach, that's pretty good. 26-20 for girst 3 years taking over a 4-10 mess is actually really good. Most rookie coaches get two honey moon seasons to get to the playoffs in the 3rd or a 10-6. He did it the first two then had a kind of bad 6-8 which would have ended up a 7-9.
It's just silly. Unless they got Gase, or Patricia lined up, maybe Austin or a dark horse candidate they fucked up. Gase is a qb guru, Patricia was groomed by bb for years, maybe gruden or outside chance of Martz lel
Eagles 2017 hc John Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 oc Pat Shurmur
Eagles 2017 dc Sean Mcdermott
Post yfw the Bengals go one and done AGAIN
>>64551970
Hopefully Dalton is the one who starts
Alternatively same face if aj starts and wins and then Dalton comes back and loses
>>64551999
Oh god, that would be the end of Dalton's career right there
>>64551008
Feels good bro. I'm even glad the Gus Bus gets to keep on rolling another season.
how are the texans in over the steelers again?
>>64552038
Divisional wins, I presume.
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. Y'all ready for that sweet chiefs action this weekend?
We're talking an AFC West Champion change in the last week of the NFL. I'm talking Chiefs vs Raiders, Broncos vs Chargers.
And, if my Chiefs bias is correct, the Chargers are going to finish their season with a bang, putting the Broncucks in their place against a real complete football team that just didn't have any luck this season.
CHARGESPICS, I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
Is Blake Bortles the best QB from his draft class?
Keep in mind that the Jaguars defense is 31st in points allowed before saying he throws too many interceptions.
>>64550305
Those will never not look sick.
>>64551834
I'd rather have Huff than Cooper. Younger, quicker, special teams threat. Cooper is a smarter player, but he avoids contact other than blocking.
>>64551864
Front Office struggle. They gave him a shot for personnel decisions and his scouting department was shit. Murray was a disappointment, Bradford probably jumps ship. Most likely Lurie told him he'd scale back the personnel control and Chip said he'd leave if that happens, so they reached an end.
>>64552088
He's probably going to end up being the best QB in his division next year. Let's not forget he has two of the best young WRs in the league.
post yfw the Bills manage to beat the Jets, but the Steelers lose to the Browns and miss the playoffs, anyway.
>>64552158
Still man. He wasn't bad or even mediocre as a coach. He was right about a lot of players. Next year Kiko is 100, Bradford may jump ship, shady McCoy keeps breaking down and they get a good dc he's not looking so bad.
Iggles have a lot of talent they just need a motivator and a good x and os guy right now. Teacher/scouting doesn't matter in the coach department
Who else /fantasychampions/?
>irrelevant changes his name to ckbb when he signs to the tits
Heard it here first
>>64551181
that kid looks half black
>>64552180
>He's probably going to end up being one of the best QBs in the entire league next year
>>64552314
Sounds like he pissed off most of the players too. Makes sense why they needed the fucking owner to motivate them.
Oh well, the things that come out from behind closed doors when those doors are finally unlocked can be eye-opening.
>>64552038
The Texans lead the clusterfuck that is the AFCS, and the Jets have a tiebreaker over them I think
>tfw raiders week for last game of season
>tfw raiders week will never feel the same as it did in the 90s
>tfw marty "pull the trigger on every raidnigger" schottenheimer was 18-3 against them as coach of the chiefs
>tfw best rivalry west of the mississippi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0sU90HAh8
>Giants figure out a way to make Eli think it's always the 4th quarter
>Giants go on to have a historic threepeat perfect seasons.
How does it feel to know the Chiefs are winning the super bowl?
>>64552321
n-no way i choke this right bros?
also
>Cuckolina Cuckers
>>64553204
Looks close, I'd imagine Newton, Olsen, and Beckham are coming into their final regular season game with a stat padding mindset, though.
>>64553300
Hey, wait a second, that's MY wife's son! What's he doing with him?!
>>64552978
Be still my heart.
It's sickening that the Giants haven't been able to put a half competent defense together in over 4 seasons now. 2011s defense was statistically one of the worst yet got an owl.
Imagine any top 15 defense with Eli and that offense. They would at least make the playoffs and then it's all on Eli.
>>64552658
the Jets are simply one win ahead of them, Steelers actually hold the tiebreaker
>Dolphins interested in Kelly
Fuck off, no need to meme up a bad team
>Chip Kelly's Eagles coaching tenure ends just like all of his offensives drives
>three and out
savage af
>>64550305
This. Midnight Green fucking sucks.
>>64553445
But the Eagles had a top 3 offense in his first two years
>>64551864
Rampant cock fight rings and cases upon cases of cheesy pizza at the team headquarters
>>64553425
HOORAY MORE NORTHERNER FAGGOT COACHES
>>64553425
He is literally a good coach. Not wanting him would be stupid.
Just dont gove him any form of personnel control.
>>64553623
Doesn't matter when you are running zone reads and shotgun stretch plays with the likes of Sam Bradford and Demarco Murray
>>64553623
>top 3
more like top 6-7 meme offense imo
kewl
Press conference at 12:30.
>>64553736
He'll retire after they win the owl next season
>>64552314
Chip made bad moves that set the team back years. And now there's stories about how Chip didn't get along with anyone else in the facility. Lurie had to cut his losses.
And no, the iggles don't have as much talent as everyone likes to think they have. Kendricks has always been inconsistent as fuck but now he gets his ankles broken regularly. Kiko is a one year wonder. Thurmond is solid at best. Barwin can't generate pass rush anymore. Kelce is a Mathis-babby. Peters is washed up. Lane is a RT babby. Rowe is still a rookie. >Agholor. Matthews struggles with drops at times. Ertz is meh. Maxwell is a LOB babby and wasn't even that good while he was there.
>>64553204
>No Gronk
You deserve to lose tbqh
>>64553736
>>64553768
he'll retire when his kneecaps turn to diamonds
smitty will be the WR version of Brett Farve
TYB89
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14466370/wr-steve-smith-sr-says-returning-baltimore-ravens-2016
Just stay healthy so us here in Carolina can see you retire the way you deserve
>>64553923
The NFL will force him out before then. These new young DBs with quick tempers can't handle the Smitty and the NFL doesn't want SSS cunt punching players anymore.
>>64550273
>post yfw Iggles' next 10 years
Jeff Lurie press conference
first question
>where did it go wrong, and when did you come to this conclusion
straight to the point
>>64554003
Holy shit, he really thought they were gonna be better than 10-6 this year.
>iggles
Kek
>tfw I missed /sp/ during Chip Kelly's firing
was the OWG thread glorious?
>I don't like being risk averse
Hey Jeff, ever consider that's why you haven't won an Owl
Daily Reminder that this actually happened
Who are the igs gonna hire?
Sean McDermott?
Hue Jackson?
>Ninkovich not present at practice
JUST
>>64554170
hahaha
>Rex Ryan leaves
>jets become based, even with fucking fitzpatchwork as their QB
>meanwhile Bills are shit
So this confirms Rex Ryan is a shit coach just like his brother, right?
>>64554172
BTFO
T
F
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Calling it now - Hue Jackson will be the new Eagles' head coach, Rob Ryan will be defensive coordinator.
>yfw Mike Smith leads the Browns to the Super Bowl next year
>>64554273
this will actually happen in some alternate universe
>>64554225
I've been saying he was a shit coach for a while.
Somehow he turned a great Bills defense into a mediocre defense with the same players. I thought Rex Ryan was a defensive mastermind?
>>64554172
Are the Jets legit this time ?
Guys, after listening to that press conference and hearing the way he described Chip and what he's looking for in a new coach... I think Chip has autism.
>>64554172
>beating the Patriots is like winning the super bowl to jest fans
how cucked can you be?
>>64554273
wew lad
>>64554263
Fuck Rob Ryan.
>>64554351
Nah, too witty in press conferences. Probably just thinks he's better and smarter than people. He is from New England.
>the Steelers won't make the playoffs
>Chip Kelly was appearantly very socially awkward
>Chip you're being released by the team we think it's the best decision to keep this franchise moving forward.Ok?
>Y-you too...hehe
>>64554351
Chip most likely does kokaine you don't get an ego like that just from a few decent seasons at a meme nike test factory school like oregon.
>>64554436
>the steelers could win 10 games and still miss the playoffs
>>64554263
No, Sean McDermott will be the Eagles HC, Hue Jackson will be the Giants HC.
>>64554351
I didn't watch it, got any juicy quotes?
>mfw this First-take cast
it's actually not bad 2bh. based black man dropping bombs that needed to be said
>>64554436
>>64554462
>the steelers haven't won a playoff game this decade
>>64554499
he wants a coach that can "open your heart to players and everyone you want to achieve peak performance"
>>64554467
>Sean McDermott
>leaving Carolina
Why would he want to leave one of the fastest growing and cleanest cities in Charlotte, to go to that shithole that is Philadelphia?
>>64551607
thats because no one cares about your fork-truck-simulator-playing shit hole.
>>64554536
Well, because McDermott probably wants to be a HC and he has history with the Eagles.
>>64554536
this. he's not coming back after they canned him in 2010
>>64552187
that would be amazing
>>64554535
Sounds like he just wants someone who isn't racist.
>>64554512
by dropping bombs that needed to be said does that mean he called chip kelly racist
>>64554602
dropping bombs as in saying McCoy, Jackson, Mathis, and Maclin got us to 10-6 and getting rid of them led to what we have today
>>64554536
>Living in a city that isn't on the water
>>64554624
i mean everyone has said that not just black man on cold pizza
I'm not looking forward to this plotline if the Eagles land Hue Jackson:
>RESPECT TO JEFFREY LURIE FOR BRING ON A BROTHA AND MAKING AMENDS FOR THAT OUTRAGEOUS, OUTRAGEOUS DEBABLE INVOLVING RILEY COOPA
>>64554647
i mean first take
>>64552321
Went 12-1 then lost in the first round of playoffs
RAMS, FUCKERS.
>>64554779
Shams, more like.
Now the real question is whether or not the memeless Iggles can beat the Giants. My guess is no. Eli autism will increase 10fold with the return of Beckingham Palace.
>>64554779
They're going to go 8-8 in their last season in St. Louis.
I don't see what you're so proud of.
>>64554779
rams are coming home, LAds
So, it sounds like Howie Roseman and Tom Donahoe share joint GM responsibilities.
I don't know shit about Donahoe. Bills fans, on a scale of 1 to Al Davis in his senile years, how bad is this guy?
Is next year gonna be the year?
>>64554856
Nuh-uh! St. Louis passed a stadium plan and Kroenke really cares about staying!
>>64554877
Yes. They're finally gonna have a winning record
>>64554877
Not in St. Louis.
And not with Jeff Fisher as the head coach.
>>64554877
>>64554779
At least the browns are the NFL's lovable losers, the Rams just suck ass and no one likes them
>>64554877
Like this year was? LOL
>>64554905
>Browns
>Manziel
>Lovable
Nigga, if anything it's the Chargers.
>>64554946
The Chargers are a shit franchise nobody even cares about.
Rivers is the only player anyone likes.
Maybe Weddle.
But no one cares about the Chargers as a whole.
>>64554946
Only as long as Rivers stays.
>>64553425
>implying any good coach is going to want to come near this black hole of an organization
I'd be thrilled if we got anyone half as good as kelly
>>64554963
Antonio Gates is a 1rst ballot HoFamer, ya' cunt.
>>64555002
Yeah, no one cares about him because he's a confirmed PED user
>>64555002
Still, people only care about those 3 players and not the Chargers.
Chargers fans barely care about the Chargers.
LA sure as shit doesn't care about the Chargers and never will.
But Spanos is retarded and the only people who feel anything for him hate him.
>>64551604
Kek
>>64555037
>But Spanos is retarded and the only people who feel anything for him hate him.
Not sure why he thinks he'll succeed in LA.
>>64554837
>>64554853
>>64554856
>>64554905
Who really cares about other teams fans liking their team, though? I'm not a fan of football for others. It's comfy being a Rams fan.
I don't really get the hate, though. We don't have enough fans to shitpost, there isn't some obnoxious bandwagon/media circus surrounding us, and for some reason there's a "dirty" reputation for just playing hard hitting football from the same league fanbase that casually ignores the fact that concussions are an ever present concern in the league. I don't care, but it's weird.
>>64554536
>in Charlotte
theres your answer
>>64555067
nice blog faggot
>>64555037
Move them to Mexico City.
Move the Jags to London.
Move the Rams to San Antonio
Move the Bills to Toronto
Keep the Raiders in Oakland
Kill people, burn shit, fuck Los Angeles!
>>64555080
Talking about the way a football team is seen among the league's fans is a blogpost now?
Are you in a bad mood, breh?
>>64554536
>>64554552
>>64554561
>>64554631
You guys don't know what's up.
He had one bad season with Philly but that was because the intended DC, long time great Jim Johnson, fucking died and he wasn't prepared to take over. He was let go because he wasn't up for the job yet, not because he sucks. Andy Reid in fact personally recommended him to Carolina because Rivera is on Reid and Jim Johnson's coaching tree, is also a defensive mastermind, and would be a great HC for McDermott to learn on the spot.
It's completely plausible he'd leave to coach the Eagles at some point because he grew up in Philadelphia and went right back to Philadelphia to work for the Eagles after graduating college.
I don't know if he's ready to HC yet, but it's not up to me and I'm not the in the league and don't personally know him or how he matches up to other candidates. Perhaps he is and will be a good HC. He's proven in his time with Carolina he grew surprisingly well into the DC role.
>>64555129
It's Dennis Pitta, he's always anally angered.
>>64555138
>McDermott becomes a strong contender for head coach
>Media heavily hypes this hiring
>Sounds extremely likely
>itshappening.exe
>Announcement about to be made
>The new Philadelphia Eagles head coach is... Juan Castillo
>everybody's fw
hot older black lady just called me a cute ginger.
should i hit it?
>>64550272
Browns gunna beat them
>>64555249
Fuck no, bitch is racist.
>>64555249
No, she didn't.
>>64555248
...
Well at least they'd draft offensive linemen now, for Chrissake.
>>64555272
she's a regular who flirts a little bit as is. came in on her phone and held it up to me like it was a video chat and said to her friend "here's that cute ginger i was telling you about"
>>64555290
Why are you insistent on telling lies to an anonymous board?
>yfw Chip goes to the Tits
>mfw
>>64555342
>that pic
every time
>>64555319
Not lies, but it don't happen too often, and with a GF and all not like I can talk about it anywhere else.
>>64555342
DeForest Buckner going #1 overall confirmed
>>64555138
he had 2009 and 2010.
>yfw bradford stay
>>64551506
>Raiders not on the list
What is this feel?
Who is going to be next iggles HC?
>>64555430
Khip Celly, Chip Kelly's identical twin with a moustache.
>>64555430
Josh McDaniels
>>64555430
Jim Harbaugh changing to a 4-3 defense
They'd have to match or do better than the deal in Michigan tho
>2032
>Brady's two sons have both entered the NFL
>Brady's youngest is courting one of Eli's daughter
>Brady's oldest is courting one of Peyton's daughters
>Both enter the owl at the same time on opposing teams
>Brady's oldest, Jack, hates his dad for leaving his mom
>Wants to win the owl and rub it in his dad's face
>Brady's youngest is thinking about that sweet meme pussy
>Brady is cocky as fuck because both of his son's are the first brothers to make the Super Bowl at the same time
>>64555404
white people baka
>>64555430
john harbs
>>64555657
harbaughs did it first as coaches and i think two others did it before
>>64555704
As coaches, not as players
>>64555717
first post never distinguished coaches or players
>>64555704
http://news.discovery.com/human/super-bowl-football-sibling-rivalry-list-20130201.htm
>>64555657
>implying they both sons won't face the The Los Angeles Rivers, a team comprised solely of Philip Rivers' offspring, in the superb owl and get BTFO each time.
These are the most revealing comments by anyone on the Eagles roster so far. Surprised that it was this guy, of all people.
>>64555767
Rivers...TO RIVERS! GETTING A BLOCK FROM RIVERS! TOUCHDOWN RIVERS
>>64555638
I doubt it Michigan is his dream job and it pays more than an NFL team would be willing to give
>>64555839
Rivers... soy Rivers trebejar el biblioteca tu Rivers! El Touchdown! Rivers!
>>64555770
this spells it
chip lost the locker room player morals critical
>>64555839
I read this in Tirico's voice and demeanor and it was very exciting.
>>64554721
>that fucking feel
>>64555978
Would the Panthers become the laughing stock of the NFL at that point?
>Losing to the Falcons to ruin the perfect regular season
>Go one and done against the Shecocks
The only way it could be better is if they went one and down against the Redskins.
>drinking hot chocolate
>eating pea green soup and ham
>watching The Iron Giant on the picture screen
>posting with all my /sp/ friends
why is everyone so obsessed with the eagles
Browns going to the playoffs next season save this
>>64556152
>playoffs almost entirely set already
>only notable news other than HGH
>>64556150
>not watching crappy college bowl games instead for overmaximumcomfy
>>64556152
t-they hate us cause they ain't us?
>>64556150
>/sp/ friends
lmao how autistic do you have to be to consider people on this website your "friends"?
>>64556152
>muh OWG
>>64556235
eh, I'm not really interested in the Joe's Crab Shack Crab Mallet Bowl
>>64556152
Its a big market
Chip Kelly is a big name
No one expected him to get fired , at least not like this.
>>64556271
how autistic do you have to be to care what I think? you should never take anything I say seriously
>Mempiss losing 31-10
LGTSS
>the city of Police12
>>64556308
I've been saying he was going to get fired since that Bucs game back in November and I got shit on by everyone on here for saying it.
>>64556313
>you should never take anything I say seriously
oh don't worry nobody does
>>64556276
Neither am I but football is ending soon and I'm trying to avoid a soul crushing depression for as long as I can.
>>64556120
No. The Browns still exist
>>64556361
desu we all thought he'd get another year based on how much time Lurie gave Andy
lql
So who is going to be worse, the 2016 Eagles or the 2016 Phillies?
>>64556150
Is there a more comfy movie than The Iron Giant? I refuse to think otherwise
>>64556553
The Ninth Gate
>>64556553
>dat 50's nostalgia
You'd be extremely hard pressed to find one
>>64556519
the phillies
the eagles at least have some talent on their team
>>64555767
Top fucking kek
>>64556553
Cloudy With a Chance of Meetballs
>>64556553
Not to mention it gave us this reaction image which is one of my all time favorite
mandrama fags btfo
>>64556699
but gronk went to the wwe event and hung out with all the wrestlers
>>64556727
when will they ever learn?
>The City of Baltimore has 8 professional football championships
get on our level faggots
>>64556519
lillies. they've gone full Hinkie but they're farther ahead in their rebuild than the &^ers. They just need to wait till all their prospects get promoted
reeeeeee
lel Blels
>le cancer man might get fired
fuck no i don't want him in philly
>>64556941
Why did Doug Marrone leave again?
>>64556989
I trust lurie to not make a stupid hire like that
hopefully
>>64554351
yo, right now, WIP is talking about this. they're actually speculating that Chip has Asperger's.
>>64556999
Dude's ego was worse than Chip
He fucking called himself Saint Doug
>>64557028
>>64554351
link to press conference?
>tfw seahawks gonna get rammed by the cards
>tfw seahawks gonna get rekt in the playoffs
dear god what a sad set of weeks ahead.
this shit is gonna happen but in reverse.
>>64556801
>only 8
>>64557028
What was Laurie's quote about the next coach, wanting one with "emotional intelligence" or something? Fits the bill for someone having Asperger's.
>>64557038
I heard that about Marrone, but why did he opt out of his contract? he finished that season 9-7 there and had them on the up and up.
>>64557065
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/videos/videos/Press-Pass-Chairman-And-CEO-Jeffrey-Lurie/2e419635-3153-40ec-8738-3f8868ce39c7
>>64557136
He waved more money with the Bills and the Bills told him no.
>Eagles FO , players, and Philly sports radio pretty much all confirming Chip Kelly had a form of Asspurgers.
kek
>people downplaying the patriots
>just in time for the playoffs
EVERY SINGLE TIME
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>64557154
Thanks all I could find were "WATCH LIVE" links that had no video
>>64557200
So I guess committing perjury doesn't get you on Santa's naughty list?
>>64557249
wat
Why would Brady commit perjury when he was only under oath by request of himself?
>>64557136
he wants a coach that can "open his heart to players"
>>64557200
>most of team is ded
downplaying is pretty ok here
Patsfags, what are your thoughts on Matt Patricia? Would he be good HC material?
>>64557404
Most of the team is going to be back by playoffs, even Vollmer is going to be back by playoffs...
>>64557429
Of course, Belichick has a strong reputation for developing coaches
>>64557429
Fuck him.
If not Bill, I want Chip.
>>64557173
Fuck I hope they're still on this topic I just started listening - still commercial now
>>64557487
Niggers are too stupid.
They do not know true leaderchip.
>>64557429
I mean I think everybody on our coaching staff is in the position they should be right now, they work so well because they are all relatively young and have spent most of their time in that position building on a very successful scheme.
>players on the Patriots who are going to have to be resigned in the same year
>Jamie Collins
>Hightower
>Chandler Jones
>Jabaal Sheard
>logan ryan
>malcolm butler
>duron harmon
sad times ahead family
The white man acknowledges yor athleticism, but.... THIS is a game of strategy.
Why wouldn't you want a slim downed Chip.
Lose some weight you fat ass.
>>64557484
Dont be mean
Plus o'brien is working out, give him a decent qb and that team would compete
>>64557429
The only coach i dont want to part with, hope he is Bill's successor (if not his son or something).
Hes brilliant with a defense this far, if you look at the lack of talent we have in places and how he makes up for it.
Dont know how hed be as a HC, could fail miserably, never know with the BB tree
You can have Josh tho :3
>>64557614
Logan and chandler will probably walk, harmon too
BB loves Malcolm and he treats the LBs like theyre second sons, so he'll resign them
Sheard is a toss up, depending on what he wants
Ive come to not worry about the things
IN BILL WE TRUST
>>64556519
The Eagles. They could be a 6 win team this year. Phillies will win 60-70. ;^)
It's nothing but Flyers season now.
>>64557789
Are they any good? I don't watch that shit sport senpai, for your sake I hope they do well
>>64557789
How good are the Flyers this year?
KANSAS CITY THIEFS
>>64556845
>they're farther ahead in their rebuild than the &^ers
You can't call what the 49ers are doing rebuilding.
>>64556353
already switched my allegiance after the armed forces bowl, goff balled the fuck out
next aaron rodgers 4 sure
>>64557904
I call it "transgressive art."
>>64557841
mediocre but they got some good prospects
The Raiders will beat the Chiefs.
>>64557614
Just let me enjoy it for now, I can worry/get depressed later.
>>64557841
>>64557835
5th in the Metropolitan division with 37 points, so not terrible but not good either. Out of the playoffs as of now.
also
>Hockey
>not a GOAT winter sport
you cucks are missing out
>>64558091
mfw the panthers are doing well
so apparently the loser of the giants-eagles game has to play the rams in london next year, and the winner travels to seattle instead.
>>64558148
>mfw we had a chance for first in the Atlantic Division and then we go on a 3 game losing skid
>giving up 5 goals in one period
>TO BUFFALO
REEEEEEEEE
>2016-1 day
>not drinking a gallon of water a day
exlpain yourselves
go ravens
>>64558159
>both outcomes involve traveling to a socialist hell hole full of SJW's, Muslims and Transpeople
>>64558159
yup, and the loser plays worse teams next year and gets a better draft spot
hopefully the giants see the last game this year as a thing of pride and a way to save coughlin's job and ODB goes for like 200 yards or something, because there is no benefit and plenty of downsides to winning that game
>>64558201
wow i vomited
>>64558201
That's almost as disgusting looking as the sweet ramen sundae
>>64558242
>sweet ramen sundae
>disgusting
How pleb taste of you
>Jakobr
as I've said before, all he has going for him is one good half against an overrated FSU team
>>64558216
>>64558242
not sure why the creator chose the worst tasting and looking vegetable
some people do anything for gains
>>64558293
>He don't like green beans and fatback
Lions have a good OC, DC, new front office management, a decent qb, two rookies on defense who could be potential play makers Diggs and Quddus, Ziggy Ansah, Major weapons in Golden Tate and Megatron.
If they can get rid of Caldwell and replace him with a good HC and get a decent center and tackle, they will be legitimate owl contenders next season.
>that one friend you had as a kid who would come over to watch football and always root against your home team.
He was black too, if that matters.
>people say cam should win MVP because he also runs
>these same people don't realize the patriots have basically no run game and almost every offensive yard goes through Brady
>>64558293
Green beans are the shit dude, gotta get them french cut though for maximum flavor
>>64554355
Its the same thing for NFC North teams when they beat the Packers
>>64558428
Ya but then they use that against him by saying he's one dimensional and that all of his stats are thus attributed to the volume of passes he throws
its a cant win conversation with casuals
and who cares, the MVP is a pretty meaningless award, the Owl ring is what matters
>>64558293
green beans are high level you plebe
>>64558428
cam's case for MVP was being undefeated
rightfully it should be between brady and palmer now
>>64558428
>implying those screens and pick plays aren't running plays
>>64558324
>>64558445
gonna level with you famadillos
I cant stand the sight of green beans, the smell, the color, just the way those green niggers sit in a bowl like they own the place pisses me off every time
I havent given them the satisfaction of digestion
>>64558500
>pick plays
I know you stopped watching ravens games this year but jeeze dude, did you stop watching all football games?
>>64558512
how do you feel about asparagus senpai?
>>64558549
A well designed/executed pick play is essentially a run play.
>>64558593
No not at all.
Screens I'll give you, but a pick play no it is not.
>>64558555
equally shit tier
its unaesthetic and looks like an alien penis so ill die before I even consider eating
>>64558593
Pick plays are flagged almost every time this year, it is a point of emphasis all year.
>>64558635
>He's never had beef roulade with asparagus
>>64550273
>Go 10-6 first two seasons
>Allowed to make roster moves
>Have a mediocre season because players are getting used to the new system. Despite that, beat good teams like the Pats
>Eagles fans, being the absolute retards they are, lose their shit just because Chip didn't take them to the owl the FIRST year of his new system
This is why Filthy will never get a ring. You all are absolute fucking retards and you deserve the garbage HC you will end up with. Fuck Chip Kelly at least deserved another season with his new programs.
>>64551767
Chip Kelly is not that good of a coach
>>64558635
>looks like an alien penis
I kek'd
>>64558641
lies
>>64558428
The funny part is people honestly think the Panthers rest more on Cam's shoulders than the Patriots rest on Brady's shoulders.
2008 has everybody thinking it's a system. If Brady went down, we wouldn't win a single game going forward if you ask me (no knock to Jimmy G, but the team is broken right now)
>>64558694
Baby don't hurt me
Finished the press conference with Jeff Lurie. Definitely sounds like Chip had some sort of communication or social interaction problem.
>>64558674
yeah, you don't know anything but thanks for commenting anyway fƔm
>>64558672
dude's a manlet, obviously he didn't eat his vegetables as a child and has childish tastes
>>64558737
at least im not a philthadelphia fan
>>64558674
Kelly is a memester and the Pats aren't that fucking great this year. No one is really, I don't blame the iggles for caning him. It's as good a time as any to shake things up a bit considering the NFC East is garbage.
>>64558674
>get noticeably worse each year since 2013
>said decline could've been prevented by just keeping your best players
>Jenkins calls him out for being stubborn
>Peters sits himself out of the 4th quarter in last week's game
>hurr let him stay another year to potentially dig the hole even deeper
So now that Chip Kelly is gone who is the biggest meme coach in the league?
So who is more fucked in the head, Chip Kelly or Todd "the CIA bugged my office" Haley?
>>64551506
>Miami: Tannehill
>>64558801
>Pats aren't that fucking great this year.
Completely wrong. Horribly handicapped by injuries whether you want to agree or not.
But we lost to the Eagles because we played poorly and we're outcoached, injuries not withstanding.
>>64558832
This guy unfortunately for me. Too bad Rooney will never fire him.
>>64558800
putting me down won't make your height go up bud
>>64558832
depends on what you mean by meme
the answer is almost certainly rex ryan though
>>64558832
Pagano by miles
>>64558836
Chip Kelly is the autistic kid in class who always gets sent out
He had good intentions
>>64558878
I like being short
its a good conversation piece
What is your opinion on Todd Bowles?
>>64558878
Leave 8-8 alone you nigger
>>64558877
this nigger is more concerned by looking cool and pointing at cameras than coaching. I'm glad the Bengals and Steelers will never fire their coaches
>>64553204
Brady will either annihilate Miami or he will look mediocre. That's how his Miami games go. But judging by this season, Miami will an hero as a team on field midway thru the 2nd quarter.
>>64558921
>I like being short
really?
>>64558932
great HC, even better defensive mind
exactly what the jets organization needed this year
>>64558952
again i'm white senpai
>>64558932
He took a circus and made a team out of them.
So in the future will cybernetic enhancements be allowed by the NFL, or will they be banned leaving the NFL players less physically able than your average citizen?
on a scale of yes to no, what are the odds of the raiders going 8-8?
my dad's all hyped up about the game because he predicted them improving to .500 this year when they got his draftfu. having to play the 10-5 chiefs on the road doesn't seem to register.
>>64559067
yes
>>64559029
>implying the NFL will exist by the time cybernetic enhancements become viable
>>64559067
the chiefs barely squeaked by the browns, the worst team in football last week
a raiders win isn't at all out of the question
who was his draftfu by the way?
>>64558992
its pretty chill famalam
the only sport you can really get into is wrestling, football, and soccer
other than that its great
Im sure if I was ugly id hate my life but attractive and short > ugly and short
>>64559162
>implying women find short men attractive
>>64559126
cooper. he saw the experts predict either him or leonard williams, and he didn't want "another one a them trojan faggits" on his precious raiders because of UCLA bias.
well also because he was absolutely enamored with carr well before he got drafted and was thrilled when the raiders got him and impressed with how he did in 2014 with almost nobody around him. so, he wanted a proper WR to help the guy out since carr "deserves" a proper shot at developing his "high potential", according to him.
>>64559067
are you gonna be active enough to host a mock draft this year? if so i cal iggles
>>64559271
>$implying women find men attractive$
>>64559271
3 white bitches this year want my magestic breeding appendage
2 of them wanted me to be their boyfriend, shorter than both of them
its in your head famalam, go after some 6'2 bitches
>>64559288
I think so, but it's far too soon to tell. things have been improving a lot in the last few months, which is one of the reasons I haven't been posting very much lately despite having internet access. I don't think I'll be able to be an all-day lurker during the offseason, but I should be around often enough to do some neat shit. depending on how things go, I should be able to bring back the power rankings polls, NFC mega league, and weekly panel next season too. we'll see, though. right now it's just cautious optimism, which is more than I can say for how I feel about the niners.
>>64559162
>ugly and short
how frightening
you get demerits just for being short in most cases though
>>64559283
well he's not wrong about carr needing more help to develop, but leonard williams and khalil mack would have been interesting to watch, especially if they had still signed aldon
>>64559288
you better draft exactly who i tell you to ok
>>64559358
How do you feel about the Rams moving back to LA?
Are you going to switch teams?
>>64559430
my height hasnt been a direct problem for getting women ever
granted, im not some PUA talking to girls on the street
its bound to happen obviously
>>64551506
>49ers
>Kaepernick -> Gabbert
>Remember saying "theres no way this could ever possibly happen, Kaepernick will be great this year, he's been working with Kurt Warner!" during the preseason
>mfw
>>64559430
I guess, but he said that until they got an o-line to reliably not put his life in danger or an RB that could take the pressure enough off of him, the least they could do is give him outside weapons for quick short gains, to reduce the amounts of hits he takes. keeping him healthy was his first priority before making the team solidly competitive. so improving the defense would help carr by allowing carr to not have to play down 2+ possessions all game and have to force high-risk throws, but even without a great defense he said it's fine for now as long as they get continually rolled over just long enough to give carr breaks on the sidelines. he says mack and woodson were good enough for that for now, and in 2016 they can address linemen on both sides of the ball.
>tfw you're part jew
>try to teach people how jews manipulate them
>they tell me I'm wrong and state things they were taught in public school
oy vey
>>64559522
>that opening mnf game
>everything afterwards
>>64559430
>implying the Eagles won't be getting Christian Hackenberg.
Meanwhile, all my Giants need to do is wait just 3 more years before we get the next Peyton Manning
>>64559599
but Nassib will be elite
What Jersey should I get my dad for his birthday? Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson, Matthew Stafford, Ziggy Ansah or Deandre Levy? He's a big Stafford fan but I feel like if he ends up on another team still at a young age that the jersey might become useless where something like a Sanders or Johnson jersey could always be relevant.
>>64559634
Nassib is a forever backup. Eli's contract ending and Rosen's draft eligibility is lining up perfectly.
>>64559643
Calvin Johnson so he has a fond memory when he goes to the Patriots and breaks records.
>>64559643
Commit to Stafford. It'd be like having a Colts Manning jersey.
>>64559474
>switching to the most hated rival of my team
fuck no, but I will likely be attending every niners @ rams game annually since they'll be local. just gotta make sure not to get stabbed. as for how I feel about it, I think it's great for the niners and for the city of LA, as long as they bring the royal blue and bright yellow uniforms back as standard, and keep the fucking disgusting dark-blue-and-bronze shit in st. louis.
as for whether or not it will happen... we'll find out next month. the league is holding their big vote on all of those proposals on january 13th
>>64559522
>tfw I wasn't sure whether I should believe it
>tfw he was ripping it up in week 1 on MNF against the vikings
>tfw he was making reads
>tfw he was throwing passes with touch on them and not just bullets
>tfw he was running to throw instead of just running to run
>tfw he threw it away when he should
>tfw he did a lot less audibling out of plays
>tfw I thought I was seeing legitimate proof to confirm that he was a changed QB
>tfw it all blew up and that game was just a ruse
it's worse than if he had just shit up the field right out of the gate
>>64559476
whatever works for you m8
>>64559523
woodson is gone though
raiders should look to shore up their coverage issues this draft, either by getting a linebacker that won't get beaten on every play or replacing woodson in the secondary somehow
maybe a cornerback? idk what the current options for the raiders are there
>>64559599
/sack4hack/
who knows, maybe if we get adam gase he can straighten hack out
i don't think he's likely to declare this year though
>>64559634
not even the best football player in his family
>>64559126
The Chiefs had several key players out against a team with nothing to lose and a qb that threw them for a loop with his play style. Plus a win is a win
Always Sunny "Frank's the New Eagles Coach" episode when?
Sam Bradford will go to the Bills
Kaepernick will go to the Eagles
Kirk Cousins will sign a 4 year, 70 million dollar contract with the Browns
Texans will resign Weeden
Jets will resign Fitzpatrick for 3 years 60 million dollars contract
>>64559740
if you can't contain johnny manziel by now i don't know what to tell you bud
the chiefs did not look like a playoff team this past week
>>64559764
only plausible ones are the last two
>Battlefrog Fiesta Bowl
What the fuck is a battlefrog, is it like a battletoad?
>>64559797
>the chiefs did not look like a playoff team this past week
neither did about 80% of the playoff field
>>64559753
Is that show any good anymore?
I stopped watching since 2013
>>64559801
they make outdoor obstacle courses
>>64559801
Its a company that makes training equipment for marines.
1. Antonio Brown
2. Julio Jones
3. Deandre Hopkins
4. Brandon Marshall
5. Allen Robinson
6. HomOdell Memeham Jr.
7. AJ Green
8. Larry Fitzgerald
9. Brandin Cooks
10. Doug Baldwin
>Implying this isn't accurate
>>64559797
It's a week to week thing, look at the Panthers. 38-0 to 38-35 is a big deal, then they get held to 13 points by the team they fucked. It's football, statistics don't make the game
>>64559695
yeah I know, I'm talking for what he was saying about the raiders for the 2015 season. next year he wants to improve both lines at the expense of investing highly into skill positions. he hasn't looked at the 2016 free agency class, though.
it's kinda amusing though because he thinks bridgewater is surprisingly decent and could develop into a solid starting QB, which he didn't expect. he bears no ill will towards him and hopes he does well, and he's as big of a carr homer as you can find.
>>64559810
on and off, but Charlie Work is literally the GOAT
>>64559825
>no Eric Decker
>no Smitty
>>64552088
Its Close but I think Carr is better, but Bortles will always have better numbers because his division is shit
>>64559807
>>64559827
it's the fucking browns
struggling against the falcons or the jets or the ravens is different
the browns are the worst professional football team in the league, and kansas city only won because they couldn't manage the last drive correctly
i'm not saying the chiefs aren't better than the browns, or that they're a bad team
but they had the worst performance by any winning team last week, and that's not a good sign
>>64559828
i feel like carr fans and bortles fans don't really care that much about bridgewater because they feel like they have their guys
the main bridgewater haters are the ones who object to vikings fans acting like he's the best QB in the class or something
>>64557614
>>malcolm butler
who will be the first to fall for this meme
>>64560104
Dude is legitimately elite and Bill will resign him.
>>64559942
but they didnt lose. and it wouldnt have been even remotely close if they had even one of their two best front defenders OR if the playcalling with an early lead didnt literally beg for teams to come back. even with that manziel put up one of the worst fucking passing performances of the season. if the chiefs were going to face wilson and newton and other meme rushing qbs in the afc playoffs then i would be a bit more worried about what they gave up to manziel on the ground.
i was a lot more worried about us after the chargers game at home desu
>>64560104
Malcolm is a good corner developing well, but you can't see that because you still think he's a one trick pony.
Pro tip: He was able to control Decker this time around (har har OT TD I know I know, but still) which shows he IMPROVED from the last outing against him
Dude is very good at adapting and learning.
>>64560104
>UDFA
>1st actual full year
>been lined up against #1 and #2 receivers all season
>literally no safety help for any of the match-ups, that's how confident Bill is in him
Butler is ELITE
>Current draft order has Cowboys picking fourth
>Titans don't need a QB
>Browns don't need a QB
>Chargers don't need a QB
GOFF IS OURS, COWBROS
>>64560414
>Browns don't need a QB
Top meme
>>64560414
>all season
>ROMO IS ELITE, ROMO CAN PLAY 5 MORE SEASONS, WITH ALL OUR FIRST ROUND PICKS WE WILL SUPER BOWL 2016
>this post
kek
Kek
KEK
also the browns most definitely need a QB retard
>>64560427
>implying if they do draft a QB they won't just go full retard and draft Hackenberg
>>64560448
Hackenberg is a 3rd round QB at best
>>64560414
Brown's need a QB but if Bosa is available they should take him.
>>64560448
>>64560460
>hackenberg is declaring
doubt it
also the browns don't need to draft a bad QB to go full retard, they can ruin perfectly good prospects as well
>>64560437
As a Cowboys fan I'll freely admit that Romo's frailty surprised me. Fucker's getting old.
I still think that if he'd stayed healthy the Cowboys would have won the NFC East this year. The division was clearly garbage, Romo could at least have gotten them to 9-7 or 10-6 which would have been more than enough.
Now that it's all gone to shit, though, why not take advantage of it? The Cowboys usually either draft in the middle or draft high because they're either decent or bad. It's rare that they get a pick quite this high. If they have a chance to get a decent QB who could develop into something great, they should take it. Either Goff or Lynch would be fine.
guys im worried about his skinny arms
can he sling it far?
is he the eagles final solution?
>>64560535
*either decent or mediocre, I mean.
>>64560541
I thought the memes ended with Chip getting fired
>>64560535
no doubt the cowboys win the east with a healthy romo this year, but there's no way they were doing much in the playoffs
this year was a blessing in disguise because they get to draft high, but jerruh will probably fuck it up
>>64560541
paxton has a pretty good deep ball for such a beanpole, but i wasn't impressed with his performance in the bowl game
he's still one of the best prospects available though, but it would be better if goff falls to us because the retard front office triumvirate of the browns/cowboys/49ers pass him up
>>64560636
>suck Lynch's dick the WHOLE FUCKING SEASON
>one bad game against >Auburn
>see other QB pad stats against a military academy
>OMG GOFF PLS I WANTED HIM THE WHOLE TIME
>>64550273
id prefer shitty competition in the nfce, goodbye my beautiful meme may you fuck shit up royally for another rival team...
>please gnats fire tommy and hire chippy
or i also wouldn't mind him taking pogos spot and setting up watt to get to the playoffs every year
>>64560636
Which of them is more clutch? I love Romo to death but I won't deny his propensity for fucking up in big moments, especially at the beginning of his career. I'd prefer someone who was clutch early rather than having to wait until he was old and busted to learn it.
Is there any team that has drafted as good as them the last 2 years?!
>Kubiak: "Peyton will practice today ... if everything goes well, he will be the backup to Brock this Sunday"
>>64560666
p much yeah
don't get me wrong, i'll be as pleased with punch if we get paxton, but i focused on him initially because he was lower rated than goff and the others so i thought we'd have a chance to get him
also because his athleticism made him a more logical choice for chip to draft
the bowl game might actually be a blessing in disguise, because it'll tank his draft stock a little so that he'll fall to us
goff>lynch in a non-chip system, but there's absolutely no reason to not draft lynch if he's available at our spot
i'd hate to see either of them get wasted on the borwns or naners though
>>64560718
none of them have really played for anything significant in college so it's hard to say
the only legit first round prospect who'll have a chance to prove his clutchness this year is probably connor cook, so you should watch MSU's games closely
>>64560748
bucs maybe?
>>64560748
The Cowboys have actually drafted pretty well, all things considered.
Never forget that they were right about Travis Frederick and everyone else was wrong, especially the draft 'experts.'
>>64560586
the white stuff can stay
we dont have to fire *every* nigger though
>>64560636
>healthy romo
>laughing cuck killer . jaypeg
>>64560748
Aaron Rodgers can right now, i'm not even memeing you, be wearing black and silver slugging bombs to calvin and larry while letting cj spiller get loose in a wide open tackle box
>gaydurrs
>>64560823
>2010
>>64560823
He meant the last two years, but you're right. Raiders drafting was poopoo up until recently.
>>64555404
FUcking Swiss
>>64560793
>tfw hicks actually kills romo on the field when the cowboys pass up the chance to draft his successor in the draft
>cowboys go 2-14
Anyone think that the eagles are going to pick up a meme quarterback this offseason?
If they don't draft one I expect to see some guys like kaepernick or RG3 on their roster.
How fucking pathetic are these people? Holy shit
>>>/a/135439024
>>64560876
I believe they may try to move away from meme offenses and meme QBs. I bet you that they will go to a more traditional offense. Or they could go triple option, who knows?
>>64560876
Wow good job. Mabey you should mention memes more in your post. You know memeing is a 4chan tradition involving only the highest quality memesters! Look out someone might meme you away.
>>64560857
poopoo is an understatement
>>64560888
fuck off faggot why are you even lurking there?
>>64558674
>actually thinking beating that injured as fuck pat team is something to be very proud about.
>>64560876
>chip is gone
>people still forcing this dumb idea
sigh
>>64560888
lol
asuka a shit anyway
When will Green Bay give up on Adams? Carr and Adams were lethal in college together I want him in Oakland with his buddy
Peep this highlight video of him and Carr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D1Le9FmIe0
>>64560888
That's not even close to the worst this site has seen, newfag.
>>64560888
It's a board full of fat neckbeards that watch cartoons, what do you expect?
>>64560957
Maybe if we throw enough moolah at him in the offseason we can poach him.
>>64560944
>reifags
>>64560957
>>64560984
He's a bust. You can have him for a bag of chips.
Next year is our year right?
>>64560748
>draft a decent gunslining qb
>draft the top wr pick that was decidedly best in class
Omg we best drafting team now!!1!
A good gm not only nails 1st rounders but finds starters in late rounds
> goal down
> ball on 3 yard line or further
> QB throws lob in the corner of the end zone
> WR doesn't even come close to catching and getting his feet in bounds
Why do they keep doing this?
>>64560944
Mad at best girl?
>>64560691
What are you some faggot that would still like to see the Texans look good because they are in Texas?
That's some gay ass cuckold shit right there senpai
I hate how the word meme has now become a meme.
>>64561090
Because I hate you.
>>64561133
nice meme post
>>64561090
Lowest risk low completion chance high reward
>>64560997
>>64561125
>liking anyone else
>>64561076
>>64561076
>franchise pass rusher
>franchise QB
>starting guard
>franchise WR
>good pass rusher
>starting TE
>linebacker depth
lemme guess you don't actually know who they drafted?
>>64561090
sneak you can't even figure out the literal most basic football strategy concepts yet you post here every day
the fuck is wrong with you mentally? What disorder do you have?
>>64561133
Reddit Time
>Browse r/nfl
>See Vikings flair
>Tell them their Qb is a meme QB like Kapernick
-50 points in 4 minutes
>Other Raider fans tell me i'm an idiot because Bridgewater is a "Very Good" QB
>>64559942
>vikings fans acting like he's the best QB
He got hot last year, so Vikings fans were hyped to begin the season. I think most realize he's more of a game manager now.
>>64561188
>>64561209
Reddit is LITERALLY only good for their streaming subs. NOTHING ELSE THERE MATTERS, IMHO.
>>64561209
Knowing Reddit I would assume a $(ers fan would say Bridgwater is a very good QB for that juicy karma.
>>64561238
what is this
>>64561209
>posting on reddit
why?
>>64561222
no shame in game managing bud, it got you to the playoffs
>>64561238
what
>"Cam Newton is the MVP and the Panthers are going to win the Super Bowl"
>my literal face
>14-1 will never not happen
Are there any decent O linemen available in the 2016 draft who are 2nd round prospects or later?
>>64561200
Thanks for answering my question in a mature, responsible manner.
>>64561158
It's the same reward on the line: a touchdown. I'm just noticing an increase in this particular play is all.
>>64561209
>Tell them their Qb is a meme QB like Kapernick
How is he a meme qb? Not saying he's very good but what makes him a meme?
>>64561374
Neither will 18-1 or the Tuck Rule, butthead.
>tfw the ratbirds go 5-11 and knock the stillers out of the playoffs.
>mfw snoop weighs in on it
>kek
>go raidniggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCjyKvz-dI
>>64561415
>Riders jersey outta nowhere
Melonheads.
>>64561386
>what makes him a meme?
That's not how memes work, you fucking pieces of shit.
>>64561379
you mean like
this?
>>64554172
Why'd he do it guys? We had all the pieces on offense. The defense needed some players but other than that it was set. They were on their way and he blew it all up. Why?
>>64561508
Because God hates you and your city for its decadence and depravity.
>>64561508
Because he hates, in his own words, niggers.
>tfw your favorite team drafted Blake Bortles who is virtually guaranteed a ring before he retires
>>64561553
Maybe you can get Tom Coughlin to come back and coach for you like the old days. Cause I don't see a ring in the future from the Gus Bus.
Watch this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI0VyS1SkhM
>>64560748
>2014
>Anthony Barr, LB, 1st Round (9th overall) >62 tackles, 2.5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles in 13 games
>Teddy Bridgewater, QB, 1st round (32nd overall) >66% completion percentage, 3,132 yards, 14 TDs 8 Ints >what more could you want with #28 in backfield
>Jerick McKinnon, RB, 3rd round (96th overall) >48 attempts/256 yards (5.3 y/a), 18 receptions/140 yards (7.8y/r), 3 totals TDs
>2015
>Trae Waynes, CB, 1st Round (11th overall) >4th on the depth chart right now, but has shown potential and stepped in well when called up >tfw could've had Peters
>Eric Kendricks, LB, 2nd round (45th overall) >83 tackles (leads team, 4 sacks in 13 games
>Danielle Hunter, DE, 3rd round (88th overall) >28 tackles, 6 sacks (leads all rookies), 1 FF while 2nd string
>Stefon Diggs, WR, 5th round (146th overall) >leading WR with 51 receptions/712 yards (14 y/r), 4 TDs in 12 games
>yfw we're 10-5, in the playoffs, and have a great chance to win the division, meanwhile you have a losing record and are happy because "yay were slightly relevant again!"
>yfw when you got BTFO by us and Mack, Carr, and Cooper didn't do shit
>>64561508
Cause Laurie wouldn't agree to new uniforms. Chip insisted on chrome helmets for 2016.
>>64561331
he will be mvp because muh 14-0, but it should honestly be Brady. Cam can take OPOTY and like it
>>64561374
update the meme if you're gonna use it for a new one
>>64561390
>Tuck Rule
why are you trying insult a Pats fan with something that is infamous in your own team's history for being denied a shot at an Owl?
>>64561630
it should be carson palmer
seeing as how people thought he was done coming off another acl tear and he came back and has been far and away the best qb in the league this season
>>64561415
Snoop loves him some jersey's but everyone knows he's a raiders fan at heart.
>>64561630
It was a preemptive response in case someone responded with it.
>>64561606
Kendrick has been mildly disappointing. I still like him though.
Hunter though, damn he's gonna fuck shit up.
He's the youngest player in the league
If the Raiders go 8-8 this year, I'll be satisfied with everything in my life (for the moment.)
>>64561415
>implying it's just NFL
snoop does it even more with NBA teams
>>64561683
>SB37
how's that, then?
>>64561591
>all those browns fans celebrating manziel drafted
>>64561733
CLOWNKNEE
>>64561733
Clowney
>>64561606
I think Peters even though he had a nice season is overrated. Most his picks were thrown right to him and he gave plenty of td's.
>>64561728
Damn. You got me. tbqhwy I have mentally blacked out the memories of that game. In fact I try to even forget we ever played in a Super Bowl that year.
>>64561750
>>64561755
NOPE (plus he is a linebacker, technically)
>>64561728
Good thing your here to inform us of snoop doggs jersey choices... you a robot poster!!!
>>64560748
2014
>Blake Bortles, 2nd in the league in passing touchdowns
>Allen Robinson, leading the league in receiving touchdowns
>Brandon Linder, objectively top 5 guard before going on IR
>Telvin Smith, 5th in tackles, was top 3 before missing game
>Aaron Colvin, only cornerback worth keeping on the roster
>Allen Hurns, most yards and touchdowns by any undrafted receiver in NFL history through 2 years
2015
>Dante Fowler, lel
>TJ Yeldon, +1,000 yards from scrimmage, solid running back
>AJ Cann, legitimate ROTY candidate if guards were eligible
>Rashad Greene, literally won games for us
>>64561606
Also, counting 2013
>Shariff Floyd
>Xavier Rhodes
Both great defensive players
>Cordarrele Patterson
;_; it was fun while it lasted
>>64561773
>5-10
>>64561773
Yet you still suck donkey balls and are destined to be a London expansion that folds in 5 years before joining 3 other teams in a single cramped stadium in Los Angeles.
I feel like the Jags have comically bad luck.
>>64561785
>cordarrlel
the thing that pisses me off was the Vikings need for linebackers and Pats got collins in the trade.
Sometimes this fagget just thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.
>>64561755
>>64561750
The correct question was, "Who is Akiem Hicks?"
>>64561773
>they don't flag Desmond Trufant for that shit but they flagged Telvin Smith for incidental contact on Julio on an uncatchable ball
everytime
>>64561612
Didn't Lurie finally divorce his bitch wife who hated the kelly green unis? Can they go back to those now?
>>64561733
>>64561770
eh, you got me then
>>64561768
hey, you had the MVP with you, bud. At least there's that. And your (former) HC was a Benedict Arnold.
>>64561815
>Have shit pass rush
>"Wow we need a pass rush"
>Spend #3 pick on the best pass rusher in the draft
>Tears his ACL on his first physical activity with the team
>Surprise, pass rush is still complete shit
I don't know what you want me to tell you anon but that 2014 class of Jacksonville's was the best in the NFL by far.
>>64561847
I feel like I could bust a huge load in your ass and you'd really enjoy it.
>>64561867
they should drop that terrible black collar as well.
>>64550273
My voodoo has worked
Now I must save Bill Cosby
>>64561858
There's this weird meme the refs have with not calling pass interference if Allen Robinson is involved and it irritates me to my very core that Josh Normie shut him down by hugging him all game
Is LA really going to get 3 teams?
didn't all three of those team leave LA in the past?
>>64561850
Well in the end we ended up with Barr so I guess we can't be too upset
>>64561906
>Now I must save Bill Cosby
godspeed anon.
>>64561922
not three. at least one, though. And yes.
>>64561932
Love Barr, but we could have already had Greenways replacement.
>>64561728
He does it in all sports, he really likes jerseys.
I can't really explain the feels but being a raiders fan in the baltimore area and hearing snoop upset about the ravens knocking out the steelers and him being a supposed former raiders fan forgetting about immaculate receptions and I can't even finish this run on sentence because my head is so full of fuck because of all of it.
I blame 98rock for playing the snoop clip on the radio. DAMN YOU JSS.
>>64561705
bruh that nigga gotta be on the roids
im fucking kelly
bustlonzo is a twig hes gotten so small, im bigger than him at this point desu
new thread
>>64562028
Why doesn't Steve Smith retire? Is his list that important to him?
>>64561075
>middle of the pack draft pick to pick up decent DE or DB
>the unquellable bell comes off IR
Yes