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Daddy Greinke's genius ERA formula edition, because we're all dying to see it
Also, 49 days until pitchers and catchers report
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Royals
Royals
wMC+
Weighted memes created above average, board wide, adjusted for general factors.
It is calculated using wLPM (weighted lels per meme). the linear weights are calculated by daddy greinke, in the conditions that he deems fair
Royals.
>>64549606
>>64549609
>>64549621
That's fucking it. I'm fucking sick of your retarded, ugly-ass, stupid fucking cat. Your cat looks like it got cleaved in the face with a machete at birth, it's so fucking ugly. Every time I see that dumb cunts wide face all I feel is a pure seething hatred for you and that ball of retarded piss and fur. If I ever see you or that fucking cat in real life I'm going to kill myself right then and there on the spot because killing you wouldn't satiate the rage I feel from that dumb, stupid, ugly, piece of shit, retarded, fat-ass fucking shitcat. Fuck you, and fuck that fucking cat.
Tigers
>>64549616
What about weighted meh-mays created above average?
Half u retards can bearly understand ERA-, much less indentify it without looking at a chart.
Haha fuck, u dudes don't even understand fucking xFIP- yet lmao.
>>64549656
Enlighten me then, pissboi. Teach me all the advanced stats you've created.
>>64549590
I figured out DG's Formula!
>The Piss You Take=The Piss You Make
this is nice thread
>>64549670
wPA(h)+
weighted piss attempts (on hair) above average
mariners
>>64549682
This is the best thread
Red Sox
>>64549664
have a version with the full cap on the head.
post busts
reminder
"Remember when Kershaw had that video of him leaked where he was pissing on some fat chick in a bathtub who was splashing around in it calling Kershaw her daddy?"
"Remember that time the Dali Lama went crazy stripped on stage and pissed on all the people infront of him during one of his teachings?"
25th for Christian Vazquez is elite
>>64549743
dank improved OC coming thru
get it while it's warm and steaming
post you're hosmer when eric hosmer has a world series ring and there's nothing anyone could do about it
what is this
https://twitter.com/redsoxNESN
>>64549788
Looks like schizophrenia
>yfw Royals finish in the ALC basement
WHERE'S MY RING
all you are falling for his trap
>>64550168
just let it happen brah, it's Daddy Greinke's ride and we're all on it
reminder
>>64550168
Anon. It's 49 days until pitchers and catchers report.
This is how we're fueling the offseason. With dank memes.
only reply if you have the best bullpen in baseball history
>not so fast anyone but Yankee fans
Doyers and royals btfo
>homegrown
>legendary
Let me see at least 1 Cy Young lmao.
There hasn't been a true ace in Mets uniform since Johan
>>64550238
Miller aint even gonna be on the 40-man by the time the season starts lmak
>>64550252
at least you recognize some greatness when you see it
also charge your phone man
>tfw trying to find a picture, or video footage from a game in 2004
>tfw of a small market game
;_; I'll never find it will I?
>>64550280
Reminder that Johan's no hitter was illegitimate and shouldn't count (still a great pitcher tho)
>>64550280
Don't worry Mets bro the elite Dodgers rotation relies on a playoff choker, a chink with a glass shoulder,and two rednecks with elbow issues. Is all ok
Cusbs Worlds eries Champs 2016 confirmed.
CAP ME
>>64550328
;^)
>implying carlos wanted it to be fair
what they call on the field stands unless overturned, and it goes into the record books as a foul ball senpai
>>64550329
haha i'm not worried about the dodgers bro, if they couldn't win a 5 game series with the two best pitchers in baseball starting 4 games they ain't winning one this year either
I can't wait for the next ridiculous blowout.
I wish /sp/ was around so this could have been witnessed on here.
>>64550280
I'm not a hater.
I respect every great pitcher who has the career to back it.
What I can't stand is baby pitchers with less than 450 innings being called "great".
>>64550329
Met cocks talking to me about glass joins and choking?
Lmao I have to take this banter from SF and STL but not from a goblin like you.
>>64550331
This post is at critical meme levels. Allow me to push it over the top
>Cusbs Worlds eries Champs 2016 confirmed.
>CAP ME
>Blue Jays btw
>>64550320
if this>>64550360 is the game you're looking for photos from, here's a link with a bunch
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/infielder-ruben-gotay-of-the-kansas-city-royals-swings-at-a-news-photo/53209436
>>64550362
>you in a position to talk about choking
b y e w e e k
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>>64550371
>that flag
>bluej ayyyys
SMDH fampai
Black Jerseys were pretty cool.
>>64550362
Name one thing the Dodgers have accomplished in the playoffs since the 90's. No memes
>>64550351
Murphy literally beat the doyers by himself and he's average at best.
>>64550362
How far is your bmi over the average "American"?
Whose ready for the new MLB uniforms in 2021?
>>64550456
I personally can't wait for the pirates Jersey.
Memeiners.
>>64550426
>not even thanking me
that's cool dude whatever idc
>>64550446
doyers will be beaten by whoever they matchup against in the playoffs unless they don't even make it period
>>64550456
>>64550460
like how the mets clearly tried so much hard on these than everyone else yet they still fucking blew
>>64550470
Here's A-rod in one of those ridiculous outfits.
>>64550426
Love those black Royals jerseys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6fO9n4MZw
I forgot the link. My bad.
The twins in theirs for some reason.
>>64550479
ayy thanks for the link.
It didn't have what I originally wanted tho. Wish I could find footage of it and grab a reaction image of one of the detriot players with the scoreboard or something.
I really love this jersey here. The color scheme is fantastic. Will we ever see something like this in the majors?
>>64550513
haha it's autism like zatch granky
>>64550513
Did Grienke design it?
>>64549650
You should rename the file to futureyankeeintraining.jpg
Kiss the rings you jealous faggots.
yankees
>>64550426
I've been trying to get one forever because I bought the hat
The only ones I could find were of Billy Butler, though.
>>64550486
they're ok
>mfw I'm so white I can drive around Kauffman stadium at night and the security staff gives me recommendations on where to take pictures
Thoughts?
>>64551915
Offseason choker
Future Yankee or Red Sox (Or Diamondback for Maximum keks)
Will never win a WS with the Dodgers
>>64551915
>Thoughts?
Yeah. Go to sleep, but not before using the toilet so you can avoid pissing your sheets.
>>64551911
Oh btw that weird wispy effect is because of the fog and my flash caused it to pop. Here's the other version.
>>64551915
Even at his best he is worse than a pitcher who was below average in the AL.
More proof that NL pitching stats need an asterisk for AA tier hitters.
>>64551915
When was the last time you saw daylight?
Are you OK with dying alone at home and not being found for a few months?
What's it like to never touch, speak or have meaningful feelings from a girl?
How big is your beard?
Do you use amazon prime to have your fedoras delivered quicker?
Do you get an achievement when you watch every minute of content on Netflix?
Are you desensitized to cleaning your own soiled shitty underwear when you can't stop memeing online even for a toilet break?
>>64551956
what the actual fuck are you even saying?
>>64551930
>offseason choker
>Kershaw on the mound at the family Christmas softball game down in texass
>bottom of the 16th, tie game
>throws a predictable fastball
>walk off homer
>kershaw's face when his niece goes yard on his ass
>>64550238
I'm excited, Italia
>>64550252
The Dodgers' bullpen is in no position to reject Miller
>>64552935
kek, that's the Irish flag. My bad m8.
So who closes for the yanks now? Chimpman or Miller?
>>64550238
I still think the royals have a better bullpen with the Soria addition. It's close though.
>>64553236
Not with a dead Holland
>DEC. 30: Sung Min Kim of River Ave. Blues reports (via Twitter) that Kim will earn $2.8MM in 2016 and $4.2MM in 2017. His contract allows him to become a free agent upon completion (as opposed to arbitration eligibility) and also stipulates that he cannot be assigned to the minor leagues.
I'm guessing they'll just trade him if he is good.
>>64553255
Hochevar, Herrera, Soria, Davis is pretty fucking good. Davis has been the best reliever in baseball for the past 2 years.
>>64553166
They'll figure that out after Spring Training. It took Girardi forever to pick between Betances and Miller for closer this season.
>>64553292
He had a FIP more than one run higher than his ERA last year, and an xFIP more than two runs higher. His K% fell by almost 10 points, yet his BABIP and LOB% were at a ridiculous .200 and 92.2 (!!!). Remove ERA from the equation (it is lousy at predicting future ERA) and guys like Chapman and Kenley Jansen look better for the next year.
It wouldnt surprise me if his peak is done desu.
>>64553374
That's the thing about relievers though. It's unusual for them to be consistent for an entire career. A lot of them have great seasons and then regress heavily. It's such a hard position to predict. It's obvious though that yankees have top 2 or 3 bullpen on the league. Not refuting that.
>>64553341
>>64553166
It doesnt matter much desu, the biggest gain doesn't come from who is closing, but from having Betances and Miller/Chapman for the 7th and 8th.
>>64553374
the thing is his already ridiculous ERA would have been significantly lower if he didn't give up like half of his total earned runs in a span of a week when he was playing injured
he may be lucky with stranding runners but I sincerely think he pitches way better in those situations, hence why I wont always be as afraid of high numbers besides ERA. i doubt he maintains another sub 1 ERA in 2016 but i dont think he goes over 2 unless he gets hurt. who knows with relievers though, this is just my gut feeling
>>64553469
wade davis webm time?
>>64553486
i know this is routine for ninny league fans but I always marvel at relievers batting. its fun to see what they do (if anything)
>>64553469
I agree with you. Expecting Davis to continue his dominance next year is asking a lot. But he certainly will still be a top tier reliever. I find myself wanting the royals bullpen over the Yankees but that's just my opinion. You honestly can't go wrong either way.
>>64553502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doiTzcfJoO0
>>64553462
who /endmylife/ here
>>64553469
I dont know man. He pitched worse, and had a better ERA. That's not the definition of sustainable, if he comes back to pitching like he did in 2014, then his elite numbers are expected, but if he repeats last year's performance then that projection starts too look very possible.
>>64549734
I still believe senpai
>>64553606
m-maybe jagielo develops
>>64549703
>>64549734
Also Smoak, Montero, Hultzen, Paxton if he cant stay healthy, anyone from the farm not named Kyle.
Its been a good few years Ms bros
>>64549590
>Also, 49 days until pitchers and catchers report
so fucking hyped. i got the NFL playoffs to hold me over, then 2 weeks after the superbowl, its time....
>>64550483
Looks good
>>64553873
How is it fucking possible for a team to miss on so many prospects in such a small window of time?
Jack Z could've just thrown darts at a board and ended up with better results.
>>64553936
Its more than just bad luck. There has to be some developmental issues somewhere in the ms system. No one is this bad at developing position players.
Rushing Zunino was a stupid move, not sure what happened with "i was picked 23 spots ahead of Trout" Ackley
>>64553936
These werent lottery tockets or third round guys they thought could be good. These are all first round, top prospects
Ackley- 2nd pick
Zunino- 3rd pick
Hultzen-2nd pick
Paxton -first round
Smoak-top prospect at time of trade
Montero-top prospect "next great Yankee hitter"
That is an incredible amount of failure and its all come during Felix's prime
>>64554116
Nothing more painful than wasting top picks like that.
Cubs are asking for Andrew Miller.
>>64554305
Bryant and Russell please
why can I not reverse image search anymore?
>>64554387
Bryant for Miller and Headley seems fair desu senpai
>>64554403
Its illegal
>>64554433
Ill give you miller and gardner for bryant and de la cruz
WOAH INDIANS REPORTING IN
INDIANS COULD BE LOOKING AT SIGNING UPTON
>>64554305
Unless we are getting Bryant and Arrieta, they can fuck off
>>64554477
Were talking about baseball here
Stop bringing up the indians
>>64554496
Good meme
>>64554477
Indians better win their division.
>>64554455
Im not theo epstein ;^)
>>64554478
I'm not sure if theres a real fit. Dave Cameron said it would be for someone like Hendricks, and that the Cusb should not make the move.
>>64554515
>Hendricks
If that's the trade, I doubt Cashman will take it, unless the scouts see a bunch of potential. They're better off signing Chen imo
>>64554612
Tfw $man isn't spending like a real jew
>>64555609
RIP
Hey guys /nfl/ here, anyone know what the story with Cliff Lee is? Surprised a lefty with his career hasn't drawn any interest
>>64556422
His arm is probably death. But he had a nice run as a nobody turned Ace out of nowhere.
>>64556469
dead*
>>64556422
He's also old. He'll be 36 next season.
>>64556531
Yeah but depending on his price he's worth something. Could probably still give you innings as a 5th or 6th man.
>>64556698
There are better pitchers on the market that can also give you more years. Signing Lee over someone like Chen or Samardzija wouldn't be very productive for the team. He might be able to do relief appearances, but I don't think many people would be willing to sign such an old relief pitcher.
>>64556422
His elbow blew out
>>64557087
>Samardzjia
>productive
Ha
>>64557087
That's a little unfair to compare samardzija and Chen with Lee lol both are much younger and not just coming off Tommy john. You'd get cliff Lee for a fraction of the price. But I understand your point.
Doyers finally made a move
Kazmir 3 yrs
This should replace Greinkes production right lordeblue?
Scott Kazmir
Really reaching for the stars there
Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN 4m4 minutes ago
Scott Kazmir gets $48 million over three years from the Dodgers.
Jon Morosi @jonmorosi 2m2 minutes ago
Scott Kazmir has an opt-out in #Dodgers contract after FIRST year, source confirms. Notable because 2016-2017 FA pitching class is thin.
>>64557560
"Put a very early opt out in there, just in case I cant get used to all that pee in my hair".
>>64554012
It is. Jack Z was a terrible GM desu. Zero clue as to what he was doing. It was always MUH PROSPECTS ARE COMING. The only thing he was good at was putting bullpens together, but I'm sure that was just dumb luck. I like the method of not overpaying for relief pitching, but that's not really special to Jack. Dipoto is doing the same thing really.
>>64557737
As long as dipoto doesnt fill the outfield with 1B/DH players for maximum dinger potential im ok
>>64557650
jej
>>64557491
This will probably stop them from getting Maeda too
>almost a whole year before the Giants are world champions again
guys I miss baseball
>>64557954
Me too little buddy
Me too
>>64557916
They can't keep getting away with it.
>>64558162
Can you imagine the shitposting if they do it again? This place will be amazing in October
>>64558162
Cubes fan?
>>64557954
I don't
I need a break from it, just makes it even better when it comes back
looking good so far lads
seems like it's gonna be bagwell, griffey, and ya boy unless hoffman gets a ton of votes
this is the worst thread i have ever seen
>the Dogers have 5 LHP in their starting rotation
lel
>>64558528
>Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32 16m16 minutes ago
>@Dodgers This is blatant handism and I'm filing a hostile workplace grievance
>>64558470
Tim Raines is doing well
Does this mean that the Dodgers are WS favorites
>>64551994
Jake Arrieta was shit in the AL and became a Cy Young winner by pitching in an inferior league.
Your mom huff gas while she was carrying you bud?
Why is the BBWAA so inconsistent when it comes to relievers?
>>64558826
They are every year
>opt out after first year
>if not, then owed $8M a year until 2021
So either he's good and he's gone next year, or he's shit and you're paying him until the year where some kids who were born in the current millennium will legally be able to drink
great deal, doy doys
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 2h2 hours ago
>With ~27% of HOF ballots accounted for (https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=F2E5D8FC5199DFAF!7156&ithint=file%2cxlsx&app=Excel&authkey=!AC7uZHAmcVGWgwE), here's who's in:
>Junior: 100%
>Piazza: 90.2%
>Bagwell: 84.4%
>Raines: 79.5%
Thoughts?
>>64559055
good, but could be better
>>64559055
>Bonds and Clemens only at ~50%
What a sham
>>64559055
>No Mussina
>No Edgar
Justice has not been served desu
Bagwell
Griffey
Martinez
Mussina
Piazza
Raines
Schilling
Smith
Trammell
Walker
Wanted to include Hoffman but took him out cause only 10 spots and he'll have 9 more chances on the ballot (prioritizing the guys with less time on the ballot).
With an infinite ballot I might include Bonds and Clemens, but since there's the 10 man limit I'm going to prioritize the guys who did it clean.
>>64559350
>prioritizing the guys with less time on the ballot
less time remaining I should say
I think it's ridiculous to omit Bonds, Clemens, and other "steroid users" from the HOF when there's people on the ballot and in the hall already that likely did too.
>6 LHPs
we tanking for draft picks now
>The Yankees are going to win the World Series
>The Mets' rookies will all get TJ and retire and their offense will deteriorate even more than it already has
>Discuss
>>64559055
EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Daily reminder that the Reds traded Aroldis Chapman to the Yanks for a minor league pitcher named Rookie.
>>64559486
>no
>yes
>>64559486
>salty, insecure, and delusional despite clearly being the more successful team historically
>discuss
>>64559460
Look at the link >>64559055
So many writers are fucking bipolar when it comes to that shit.
Votes for Bonds, but not Clemens
For Clemens, but not Bonds
For Bonds and Clemens, but not for McGuire
They literally cannot decide themselves
>>64559486
>People will actually respond to this false flagger
Dodgers are so poor they have to defer a 3 yr 48 mil contract
>>64559538
I honestly think it's DG posting as this cuck.
Whites ox
>>64559467
What's so bad about having lefties in the rotation? As long as they do their job, should it really matter?
>>64558528
I would not be shocked if Freedmen and the Nuremburg group were embezzling shit just like the Mccourts.
NOT A SINGLE RHP
>>64559663
>Not saying los angeles doggers
Get your shit together la dog sweater manufacturer
>>64559350
>With an infinite ballot I might include Bonds and Clemens, but since there's the 10 man limit I'm going to prioritize the guys who did it clean.
Then the terrorists who made the rule change have won.
>>64559694
the file has already been named
>>64559712
Im talking about the actual sweater, not the pic.
>>64559567
I do too. Either that, or it's a guy trying to be the new DG.
Hot damn is the A.I in MLB 15 retarded.
I just got Sale for Hellickson, Aaron Hill, and a reliever I've already forgot the name of.
Also, lel on the Kazmir deal, it's a bad contract and I would've thought they'd have pushed for Maeda.
>>64559567
no it isnt
>>64559518
Its more like reminding subhuman fucking faggots like yourself where you belong
You little ants got rowdy this past year
>>64559748
>>64559567
/hoc/ had some fag named sean who would keep coming up with new internet personas every 5 months
>Doyers just surrendering the division
>>64559803
i actually laughed out loud in real life, good job man
>>64559821
is posey the most decorated player of modern times? seems like he's won literally everything of note except the gold glove which is a meme award anyway
Welcome to the Mariners Kazmir!
>>64559761
The trade intelligence is awful in every game of that series. I really hope it's fixed for MLB 16. On the other hand, the Yankees did just get Chapman for 4 literally who minor leaguers, so MLB The Show may have been on to something.
One thing that the undeniably need to fix is the defense though. Everyone has the range and arm of a little leaguer.
>>64559813
Yeah, a lot of the yanksbros here think that the Panamanian posting in our threads was him
>>64559854
>One thing that the undeniably need to fix is the defense though
Oh god yes. It is nearly impossible to throw runners out from the outfield. Even at the hardest the ball is way to floaty.
>>64559848
No one cares
>>64559903
Not even just from the outfield. If a runner is coming home, sometimes the infielder that has the ball will throw a fucking rainbow to the catcher, making it absolutely impossible to get the runner out
>>64559916
same 2 u
>>64559925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRp3bfWsgYs
This video just about sums up MLB The Show defense
>>64559925
True. I liked it better it better when there wasn't this stupid "how hard you throw" mechanic.
Griffey will not get 100% of the vote because voters around during the Holocaust will not place first round votes, simply because they never vote for their first year of eligibility.
>>64559979
Also
>baserunning
>>64559979
Oh my god, that's awful. I just had a similar incident just now where my RF missed a fly-out for no fucking reason.
>>64559848
>gold glove is a meme
how does posey's dick taste
>>64559986
the reason he won't get 100% is that people will leave him off the ballot cause they know he'll get in which will let voters use the vote they save from him to vote on a fringe guy like Walker
>>64559986
Stupidest thing i have ever heard. Their career is over, their numbers wont be better next year. These people shouldnt be allowed to vote
>>64559986
God I hate the BBWAA
>>64560016
True. I always mess up on squeeze bunts an always get tagged at the plate or get in a rundown.
>>64559979
>ball hit right at 1b or 3b
>he waits back on it and olés it
>not called an error
Every fucking time
>>64559848
>is posey the most decorated player of modern times?
For his service time, yeah. Particularly when you count rings, which, for a catcher who has handled multiple pitching staffs with moderate turnover and performance volatility issues through 3 full postseasons, seems especially fair.
Outside of the playoffs, Trout makes a strong case. Kershaw as a pitcher too.
>>64560046
>david wright has two gold gloves despite never being the best fielding 3B in the NL
ok
>>64559986
He already doesnt actually have 100% because a few people including Buster Olney are abstaining
>>64560098
abstaining is different from voting a blank ballot
Olney's vote won't count against him
>>64560046
Gold Glove is just a mislabeled honor. It's not always given to the best defensive player. It often goes to the most popular or best offensive player who merely has a good defense. Basically a popularity contest for plus glove players.
>>64560098
Why is he abstaining?
>people legitimately DON'T like DG
He's funny and makes this place better even if you don't like him
>>64560151
Is that how that works? Alright nevermind then. I understood his reasoning for abstaining so I wasn't really upset about it in the first place.
>>64560179
I don't have espn insider but I think it was about the limit of 10 votes and that the HoF refuses to actually come out and establish any clear rule about whether steroids users should/shouldn't be in and are leaving everything vague
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=dh&stats=bat&lg=nl&qual=0&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=1885&ind=0&team=0,to&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0
>>64560219
all the world loves a clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqpHBMSrt8 Nigga hoop, CLE MASTERRACE
>>64560219
I don't think anyone actually dislikes him. Disliking someone on an anonymous message board is the most autistic shit you can do.
>>64553486
That entire at bat I was thinking "please don't swing at anything wade."
I'm glad he didn't. The best thing the mets could have done was walk him
>>64560299
>you
>good at haxball
Pizza bro WHERE?
>>64560319
>Implying it wasn't my shitty college wifi
I home now m8, so I'll be able to play at a HoF level.
>Doy fans on twitter unironically excited about kazmir
Oh man, also a dbag fan pointed out goldy hits like .348 or something against lefties. I can't wait til the doyers get 70 wins
>>64560428
the doys still have the best >projected pitching staff in the mlb
>>64560473
yeah but it's all concentrated in one player
>>64560428
>one of the top 3 hitters in the NL can hit really good
Lol you fucking retards are just finding for something to hate.
Goldie also has shit numbers against Ryu, and Kershaw lol.
Dodgers will still win the division because Alex Wood (a bullpen arm for now) is better than everyone in the Giants staff besides Bumgarner and and Cueto.
>>64560511
Say his name.
>>64560596
classic
>>64560557
Kershaw is good family we all get it, but if you think either the giants or the sneks have to fear a Korean with like 1 year of being in the majors coming off a TJ, old ass kazmir, or shitty ass Anderson you're out of your damn mind
>>64560621
>Korean with like 1 year of being in the majors coming off a TJ
What? Ryu had TJ when he was like 17. Literally 10 years ago. He had an ERA of 3 in 400 innings. He is legitimately a top 10 LHP in the NL.
He did all this with some torn shit in his shoulder. The injury he is coming off of is not something to be worried about.
Kazmir isn't too bad. He fell off hard on that second half but the numbers still look good. Not my favorite signing but I hope Maeda comes soon.
If the Dodgers were in NLC I'd be worried. But the Dodgers have the best pitching in the division, period. This is irrefutable. Nobody in the West had a better starting roto or bullpen.
$$$$$ solves anything.
>>64560615
Favorite play of 2015
>none of these teams will even make the post-season
Let alone win their division.
Lmao.
Mayhe Boston can do it Idk.
Discuss.
>>64560737
It wasn't even the best thing to happen in that game, too
>>64560773
cubes will make postseason
>>64560773
pls go, pitcherbro.
>>64560615
what the fuck was carrera doing trying to bump into the fielder like the umps wouldnt notice
>>64560790
Ive blocked out most Ms games from last year. What else happened?
>>64560877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzvHOe_zKrk
>>64560256
I don't get it. Why so few players listed? There have been plenty more NL DHs than that.
>luckswing
Who can stop us?
>>64561087
Doyers, Sneks, Mests, Gnats, Royals, Cubes, Cards, Angels, Memeiners, Indians, etc.
>>64561087
The Dodgers, the diamondbacks, the Padres, the Cubs, the red birds, Pittsburg.
Your response?
>>64560773
>he believes this
>>64561087
13 NL teams and 15 AL teams.
>>64561122
>>64561121
>>64561163
>even year
Just send the trophy to SF already
>>64561122
I see a whole lot of teams without rings tbqhwy, 1 ring 5 years ago doesn't count for the cards
>mfw the even year meh-may will die in your lifetime
>mfw it will most likely die next year
>>64561274
>implying it will ever end
>>64561087
I've been enjoying the even-year dynasty meme for years too bro, but don't you fucking dare fate like this. I don't want the ride to end.
>>64559486
>Mfw Cespedes Signs with Giants
>Mfw Dodgers win the NL West and Giants get Wildcard
>Mfw when the Giants win another world series
>Mothers, Fathers, Sons, Daughters, Crowds of people flock to AT&T Park and the area around it weeping tears of joy and holding candles.
>Clayton Kershaw found dead in Hotel Room
>suicide dose of heroin
>Bryan Stow miraculously becomes okay, use the rest of his money to get Sanchez and Norwood raped to death by a gay SF based Prison Gang,
>Barry Bonds decides to take a polygraph: Turns out he never took any type of illegal substance during his years as an mlb player
>mfw back in the day Puig strangled and killed some chick from Cuba in the late 90s so he has to be extradited to Cuba .
>Cap this
>>64561274
>wanting it to end
Why?
>>64561419
Because the truth is that nobody likes you or your team.
>>64561447
>living long enough to become the bad guy
unavoidable unless you're the expos
F A L S E
L
A
G
S
>2016 - 29 hours and 10 minuets
>calendar autism
>>64561419
your fanbase is detestable and entitled.
>>64561412
>US extraditing anyone to Cuba after Assata
You didn't really think this one through
>>64561447
That's fine I just don't get why
The giants are a primarily homegrown team who doesn't have the biggest FA's , doesn't have the best rotations and doesn't have the best lineup but finds wags to win behind characters and storyline for each playoff run spearheaded by a single teammate that plays even better in the clutch.
>>64561535
Every Giants fan knows the even-year dynasty's a meme, m8. If your team did the same thing, your fanbase would be making the exact same jokes.
>>64561560
The Giants have won the WS 3 times in the last 5 years.
That's why people hate the Giants, dumbass.
>>64561535
>detestable
There's way worse, come to AT&T it's always friendly
>entitled
Maybe by the people who started watching after 2010 but even they are becoming less obnoxious
:^)
>>64561560
pissboi has always been right about two things: shaw's greatness and the fluke rings.
>>64561674
My sister's bf is an A's fan, he said he's done watching for a bit because of trading away Donaldson right before his MVP season. No one even goes to the prison known as O.co
>>64561686
>fluking three times
Okay family whatever you say.
>>64561674
>have almost no fans except a few die hards
>"Our fans are all die hards!!!"
We have those too nigga. Probably a lot more than you do. Except we also have millions upon millions of bandwagoner$.
>>64561674
>AT&T is expensive as fuck and still sells out eveyr game
>O.Co is dirt cheap and still nobody goes there
>2016 world series
>Royals are back for a 3rd consecutive time hosting it in Kauffman yet again when the AL beats the NL in the allstar game
>Giants are back and in an even year
>It goes to game 7
>Suddenly Madison Bumgarner comes out of nowhere
>pitches a shutout game 1-0 to the giants in the 9th
>Royals have a man on third and 2 outs
>Suddenly a repeat of what happened in 2014 happens
>only this time the royals player ran
>gets put out at home and the giants win the world series for the 4th time this past decade
>the royals fans are now chanting angerily "HE JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE RAN"
>>64561813
>Giants execs purchasing every seat that goes unsold
ok kid
>>64561749
Mariners fan here
I went to the Coliseum a couple years ago. Holy shit is it comically terrible.
For those of you who have thankfully never been, everything people say about it are true, if not more so.
Also, the food is disgusting. I wouldn't even serve it to my dog. It is easily the worst stadium in the league.
>>64560902
Forgot that was the same game
I hope Guti does well this year
>>64561946
Said sisters bf said he once saw them patch up a leak with duck tape lmao. Our family is taking him to a giants game this year since he's never been to AT&T. You should come too, compare garlic fries family.
>you will never own season tickets behind home plate
>>64562098
My uncle did. One with no kids. Every year he'd tease me and my brothers, and my cousins about some competition on who he'd take to the games. Then every year he ended up just taking his best friend, and some random women.
I'd do the same honestly.
What's the deal with this guy? Traded every year. No offers so far this year. Is there something the public doesn't know?
>>64561882
kek, every single team's attendance is bullshit, from the A's and Padres to the Giants and Dodgers. Making excuses about other teams' success is just pathetic.
>>64562181
he'd never actually been that good until his BABIP took off last
power offsets his lack of walks (and therefore low OBP) to make him above average but nothing more
>>64561946
>It is easily the worst stadium in the league
Tropicana is much worse. Seems like it was built for rodeos, not baseball. O.co only seems like the worst because the city it resides in is a literal butthole
>>64562177
>Every year he'd tease me and my brothers, and my cousins about some competition on who he'd take to the games. Then every year he ended up just taking his best friend, and some random women.
ice cold
>>64561674
Every succesfull team has bandwagoners.
Its not the Giants fault the As arent good
>>64562239
Yeah. but there are a bunch of players like that that alot of teams want. Hell, some would gladly overpay a bit. But this guy is almost a pariah
>yfw Royals vs. Giants world series rematch
>>64561946
Im an Ms fan living in SF. I go to 3-4 Ms games in Oak every year. it is an awful stadium.
No Ms in SF this year either
Forgot i had this
>>64562181
Flashy but flawed player. Good if you can sacrifice his flaws for dingers which is why most teams will trade for him for a stretch run but not the type of player you want to hand a huge 5 yr contract to.
>>64562268
Every decent sized family has an uncle like that.
>>64562369
How the hell do you rob people with drums?
>Sing an AL Least pitcher to play
>drop him because he's injury prone
>left without another starter, what do we do?
>better sign an injury prone AL Least pitcher instead
Name a worse run MLB club than the Dodgers, you can't.
Why is Mark DeRosa such a fucking tool? Everytime I see him on MLB network he acts like the biggest douche
>>64562764
Are they still considered an MLB team?
>>64562764
the cubs after they win 108 games and get swept in 5
>>64562764
But Hisashi and Kazmir are from AL Best
>>64562797
>WS drought will be 108 years in 2016
like pottery
>>64562824
why do you think he picked that number
Doesn't the Kazmir opt-out make sense if the Doyers are placing $$$ into Maeda?
>>64562797
>>64562824
>>64562983
>someday it will be mathematically impossible to win as many games in a perfect season as the number of years in the cubs drought
>>64563092
sure, it's an expensive hedged bet
why didn't the dodgers just sign iwakuma? he basically got a one year deal.
Gardner is about to be traded to the red for Bruce. Nobodys talking about it yet, but my best friend works for the Bats. Believe it or not, im just passing it along
>>64563371
Can also confirm this. My dad works for Nintendo.
>>64563371
I used to go to bats games as a kid.
Everyone in Louisville loved their bats because it was the closest thing to a professional sport that the state had.
>>64563155
>why didn't the dodgers just sign iwakuma? he basically got a one year deal.
Front office is filled with Sabermetric retards
>>64563419
I used to go to Portland Beavers games all the time. Until the city booted them to make room for the Timbers. Seemed to work out in the long run, but goddamn I miss going to a game.
>>64563419
Minor leagues are still technically pro sports.
>>64563819
And blacks are technically human beings, but everyone knows better
>>64563847
Racist. Accurate, but racist.
>>64563881
It can't be both. It's only racist when it's not true.
fuck, i wanted the white sox to sign kazmir
for that 1-5 south paw lineup
Chen is probably too many $s
>>64563847
>blacks are technically human beings
says who?
>>64564006
fug, just realized the dodgers needed him for the same thing
fuck you dodgers
>>64564087
Kazmir, +Puig and Utley for Sale please.
>>64564266
'no'
Urias + Puig + Utley
>>64564266
>dodgers fans
>>64564266
Who wants Puig or Utley? And Kazmir has had 1 good season
>>64560615
>but none of them are Canadians
>>64564315
I'm just fucking around nigger, anyone stupid enough to take Puig or want Puig is retarded. I knew Puig was going to be a pre madonna bust as soon as he started playing here and they should sell high but noooooooooo, everyone called me an idiot.
>>64564266
Seager, Urias, Puig, Ryu, and Jansen
>>64557087
you act like GMDM cares about any of that
>>64559694
>>los angeles doggers
>not Dodger Dogs
boy
>tfw mets o's 2016 worlds eries
>>64564852
NYY over SF in 6. Wishful thinking I know, but I've always wanted to see the Yanks play the Giants in the WS. Or the Cards.
>>64565260
SF needs to get NYY back for 1962, so that's a series I'd like to see too.
>>64564507
Seager, Urias, Kazmir, Pederson, and Puig for Sale, Quintana, Robertson, Jones, and Melky, and Avi.
Eaton, Puig, Abreu, [sign Chris Davis with saved $s], Frazier, Seager, Pederson, Lawrie, Navarro
w e w
e
w
fuck lads, sox gotta sign me up to head the front office right now
>rematch of 1986 WS
>same outcome
Discuss.
>>64565862
>calendar autism
Top Players in 2015: (w/current team)
Most of these are safe picks so fuck off if your favorite player isn't chosen daddy pisske
C: Blake Swihart (BOS)
1B: Josh Bell (PIT)
2B: Yoan Moncada (BOS)
SS: Push: Carlos Correa (HOU)/JP Crawford (PHI)
3B: Kris Bryant (CHC)
LF: Lazarito (Cuba)
CF: Mike Trout (LAA)
RF: Bryce Harper (WSH)
SP: Chris Sale (CHW)
SP: Noah Syndergaard (NYM)
SP: Jose Berrios (MIN)
SP: Lucas Giolito (WSH)
SP: Jose Fernandez (MIA)
>>64566088
meant to say top players in 2020
once again fuck off daddy pisske
>>64566088
The Twitter Memelist
>>64566088
I actually agree w/ NYM, if you're projecting for the future. I would say Harvey, actually, if we're looking at stats. GG tho
>>64565612
>>64520456
kill yourselves
Stupid retards.
>>64564507
I meant to ask you to kill yourself.
>>64566280
>not wanting four aces
>>64565862
I could see
2016 Mets
2017 Twins
but then 2018 you have a problem, because it would have to be the doyers and we know that's impossible
2019 Athletics
2020 Reds (they'll probably have a nice farm system by then so it's possible)
2021 Twins
2022 Blue Jays (it breaks down here, no need to even continue beyond this)
>>64566088
Lazarito will either be a gigantic meme or Bo Jackson, there is no in between
>>64566295
>Mfw Doyers trade a similar package for Fernandez
>>64566385
I hope he's a meme then, at least then he might be like Puig or something instead of straight up awful
Man, looking up former baseball players I used to like as a kid is saddening.
They all just sorta...taper off.
It's depressing.
>>64564643
oh fuck.
I made that, it's the first time I seen anyone else ever post it but me.
Thanks for saving it anon.
Any marinerbros going to pic related?
>royals fans
>>64566608
>Team-mixing
Groce
>>64566608
>Girl with Cards cap
>Guy with Marlins cap
>Guy with Mets cap
T-totally lifelong fans, guys!
>>64566608
>welcome to Dongtown
I like where this is going.
>>64566088
>bryant over machado
ayy
>>64566663
Inb4 absolute doxing of both these people.
>>64566663
>royals fans will defend this
>>64566646
Naturally, those are the only ones who look attractive.
>>64566473
except for dave kingman, he never tapered
>>64566608
>that fat neckbeard in the black shirt
Wonder what it's like being the most autistic man in this group
[nospoilersonspee]Girl kneeling on the front right is pretty qt though[nospoilersonspee]
>>64566704
>Girl kneeling on the front right is pretty qt though
Are you kidding? She looks like a fucking Jew.
More qt redhead pls
>>64566704
the fat-jiggling ginger neckbeard is there
>have a meet-up for 'die hard fans'
>a literal meme shows up
>>64566608
>>64566663
Absolutely appalling
>mets hat
>royals shirt
Can a longtime Royals fan please explain what he meant by this?
>>64566861
I'd fugg the lady in the back
>>64566861
I'm a Mets fan and it irritates me greatly.
>>64566861
>All those "lifelong" dbags fans we'll see next season
>>64566543
Buy me plane tickets to seattle and ill go with you desu
>>64566907
It's going to be absolute hell when the Mariners are finally good.
If you thought the Seahawks "fans" were bad.
It's sad because the Mariners actually have real fans, but it's going to be so so so fucking torturous when they find the playoffs.
>>64566907
>in a few days people who can legitimately claim to be lifelong Dbacks and Rays fans will legally be allowed to post here
I'm getting old, lads
>>64566907
Oh god, don't remind me.
This seasons gonna be all sorts of hell.
>>64554116
>Montero-top prospect "next great Yankee hitter"
They ruined him by keeping him at catcher instead of Dh shifting
>>64566953
>Rays fans
nah, I think we've learned at this point that this will never happen, no matter how good they get. They literally will never have fans.
>>64566913
not sure if worth desu senpai
>>64567043
It's possible Anon is daddy pisske with the trip turned off. If so, he would try to piss on you during pre-game.
>>64566907
As a Diamondbacks fan, this depresses me.
Maybe we'll get some good ones? I mean, we won't, but there's always hope, right?
>feeling "bad" for actual fans of a shit team when their team wins a fucking championship and brings bandwagoners
>>64567076
Yeah I wouldn't buy those plane tickets if they were coming from LAX
>>64567043
Ill treat you real nice baka
>>64567147
>>64567137
>>64567043
Not daddy greinke. Im coming from SFO
>>64567076
kek
>>64567147
What state you from
>>64567170
California
>>64567207
srry no calibros
>>64567207
It's Lorde Pissboi. Don't do it he'll drug you and you'll wake up covered in piss in a gas station bathroom.
>>64566608
o mein gott
>>64566608
>I'm probably posting in a board with people who look like this
I feel uncomfortable.
>>64566608
>Welcome to Dongtown
>>64566663
>Royals fan.
>Woman.
>Wearing a Cardinals hat.
Cunt.
>>64567424
id hatefuck her for sure tbqh
>>64567207
A friend from Seattle told me it's only 100 round trip from sfo to Seattle. That's cheap af.
>>64567435
I've wondered what it would be like if I fugged a girl who loved the dodgers. Idk if it's be worth it desu.
>>64567498
they like to get peed on
>>64567665
>that one fag in the Marlels cap
>>64567683
Marlin man never rests
>>64567665
That qt asian girl though
>>64567665
>that asian qt in the shitshaw jersey
My dick is conflicted.
>>64567642
>>64567665
A few qts :3
in each of these photos i see one or two people that look like normal guys, then i remember that these guys attended an in-person congregation of reddit users and, in all likelihood, were excited by the whole idea of it
>>64567717
>>64567723
c'mon lads she's doing that stupid anime peace sign pose, that alone should make you want to put a knife between her vertebrae
>>64567665
DG is this u
>>64567472
Bullshit. No way its that cheap
>>64567247
I promise im not dg
>>64567232
I grew up in washington. Im not some bay area cunt driving up your rent, i just want to come home and watch some Ms
>>64567772
Pretty sure this is him with his mom on the right
>>64567801
Probably not right now because of holidays, but yeah duri ng the time mariners games would be I'm sure they'd be back down to that.
>>64567747
The peace sign is not fucking anime exclusive what the fuck is wrong with you
>>64567840
Ill have to check. I just flew from sfo to pdx and it was 320 round trip
Any Mariners bro wanna go to a game and let me sleep on their couch?
No rape or hair pissing please
>>64567747
They're dodger fans, they're probably into stabbings.
>>64567832
What part of wa senpai?
You now remember that Joe Crede, Sidney Ponson, and Joe Borchard exist.
>>64568003
>Crede
oh yeah. had some big HR in the 2005 postseason, right?
>Ponson
fat fuck
>Borchard
I remember the name but know nothing about him.
>>64567858
you're on a chinese cartoon imageboard that pose should not be unfamiliar to you
>>64568003
wait, isn't Ponson infamous for a fight he had with an ump or something?
>>64567665
I know 3 of these people.
>>64566608
>>64566663
>>64567642
>>64567665
Why the fuck is reddit obsessed with the Marlins?
>>64567772
No I don't post on reddit and you'll only see me jn a greinke, Nomo, or Kershaw Jersey.
>>64568153
I'm going to scour the NLDS footage and find you
>>64568153
>Greinke
You gonna be wearing that come next season?
>>64568086
You do realize the Peace sign is not a fucking anime thing, at all right?
It's a global thing. It has no pertinence to anime other than the fact anime characters use it from time to time.
>>64568003
>>64568120
>you are now aware that Sidney Ponson is a knight in his home country
>you now realize Sidney Ponson is from Aruba
>>64568153
>Nomo jersey
Lmao why would anyone wear a jersey of such a shit player? Better buy a Latos jersey to go with that
>>64568129
Have you peed or been peed on by any of them
>>64568129
>I'm a redditor
we know, Juan
>>64569002
Nah, Latos is piss awful
>>64566994
for the rays fans that do exist, I wish sternberg would just notify the .1%'ers of quebec and put the fucking team up for sale already just so they don't have to live with the knowledge that their team has no chance of staying
whats up fuckers
>>64569899
Real nigga hours bay area representing, the good part though not the trash that is oakland lmao.
>>64569899
>>64569926
Virginia beach reporting in at 4:15 am, and playing the show. What's good
>>64570004
What is good
>>64570004
St Pete, FL doing the same thing right now to be honest family
>>64570004
>playing the show
I got a ps4 in october and am craving to play the show, i dont want to waste money on 15 when 16 comes out in march
>>64570021
>>64570056
Wife's birthday is today and I'll get no hours to play this game. This is the only time I can, besides I can't sleep either way
>>64569926
real cowboy hours lasso that goshdarn like button
>>64570067
I got a used copy of 15 for 20 bucks a few weeks ago. Not a bad investment for half a year until the next game comes out.
>>64570067
Just get it, it's only 30 bucks, probably less. I already pre ordered the mvp edition for the new one tho. 15 is really good anyway probably my favorite sports game of all time so far
If u up right now, why the fuck u aint watching Australian baseball? Smash that fuccin subscribe buttom famm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSYD0W5tbCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW1qYYVnTTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN_jw4RPLwc
>>64570090
>>64570095
Fuck, I just got NHL for 20 bucks yesterday to play with some bros. If I can find that shit for 15 im definitely buying that next paycheck to hold me til 16. NBA gets boring fast but I could play the show for hours.
>>64567999
Olympia for 6 years
Vancouver Wa for 15
What pitchers had the best variety of pitches?
>>64568129
>>64569085
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Pissing Party of the United States?
>He roots for a National League team
>>64573410
>he roots for a team named after a bird
>>64571785
>Vancouver Wa
>WA
>implying Vancouver isn't just Portland
Kys my dude
Also any M's bros go to opening day last year? Was a sweet game, plan on being down for home opener again this year.
>>64573859
I specify wa because everyone assumes im canadian
No need to be a cunt Felix
>>64573859
>Ms open the season against the rockies
what the fuck? I miss ms as opening day
>>64574192
Nevermind. Im an idiot
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/titcoca01.shtml?mobile=false
>>64561849
As a royals fan, I'm not sure how I'd handle it.
At least Hosmer ran from third in game five to tie it.
>>64566754
>implying he wasn't doing this on purpose because he's one of the meme fans in KC
He is bro-tier though.
on a side note, some naggers broke into his house in the middle of the night over the summer and he got shot. He survived but he walks with a cane now.
>>64574192
If you think that's weird, the Cubs open on the road against the Angles
>>64572698
Dickey in 2012 was absurd with the variations on the knuckleball and the fastball.
>>64574917
Oh my god. How do you even know this?
This is like the bro-guy Yankees fan that was part of the "FAHK YEWWWW FAHK YEWWW" gif meme apparently dying.
>>64574917
Go back to reddit
>>64574746
Shame Duda made such a spaghetti throw because he was out by a mile.
>>64575441
Wasn't that the fat guy with pajama pants on in the background saying fuck you repratedly?
>>64575974
Is he the one that died? Shit. RIP fahk yew guy
>>64574125
S-s-sorry, Portland just makes me angry
>daddy pisske
>>64576284
Why? What do you hate about portland that cant be said of seattle?
>Resign Chen and Davis for a little over what we originally offered Davis
>Resign Steve Pearce to 1yr/$1M
>Orioles may have a stacked deck of 5 aces between Laser Ace, Meme Asian, Bucktooth, somehow Dylan Bundy, and mystery starting pitcher we traded half a season of Wieters for
>Adam Jones, Manny Machado, Chris Davis, and Mark Trumbo collectively hit 175 dingers
>Meme Asian #2 and Machado have an OBP over .400
>By the end of the season the Orioles lead the league with 120 wins
>Get swept by the Twins in the ALDS because somehow the Orioles can't win a game against the fucking Twins
Cap this
>>64576229
I dont know, I just remember him going fahk you not the bro guy that was the focus of the gif
>>64576463
i believe in all of this but we don't need steve pearce
>>64561087
The indians
>>64576521
He reinvents himself as a shortstop and is worth 8 WAR.
Will the Angels get Gordon, Upton, or Cespedes? I'm guessing Upton right now, Cespedes to Texas, Gordon to Baltimore.
>>64566481
I like to think Todd Howard would be a Royals fan
Full of promises but ultimately leaving you not feeling satisfied and mostly depressed at the likes of Yuneifi Berroacourt
>>64576757
Yeah, it's why I made the image. Ended up making it before post season but I knew they'd make it there. Was optimistically hopeful for them to win the world series but after 2014 what you said rang even truer.
The fact they won in 2015 tho makes that a little less true but it'll go back to feeling like that real soon after the core leaves.
>>64576830
It's a really good picture, especially considering the parallels between Howard and Moore, too
and im already expecting the ship to sink
>>64576947
Yeah, exactly.
Though hopefully there's one more post season run in the royals I'm not expecting much and the indians could upset but I really see them winning the AL Central and making it to the ALCS.
>>64576996
i don't know how much i trust David Glass and his willingness to spend to help bolster the team's weaknesses
but if he doesn't do any of that we're pretty much going to the third or wild-card spot
>>64577203
Yeah true, but I don't think we've lost too much important stuff this off season. Our main core is still there and I think we're going to end up picking at least decent people to fill the pieces we lost.
I think 2016 Royals will win the division alongside 2017.
Like the tigers consecutive win run earlier this decade. Then we'll fade back to irrelevancy when the rest of the team leaves to free agency.
>>64577312
Royals are irrelevant right now
>>64577366
To you and most of /sp/, yeah probably
Can Kansas City Reddits fans fuck off already?
>>64577366
Maybe to you and whatever shitty NL team you're a fan of but in the AL Central they're serious contenders and pose a really good chance at making the playoffs again.
>>64577588
>AL Central
>>64577645
The division with the team that won last years world series yes :^)
>>64577666
Congratulations.
I hope youre enjoying it.
Doesnt change the fact that the AL Central is filled with teams no one cares about
>>64577820
Plenty of people care about the teams in the AL Central. Just because you don't doesn't mean other people don't :^)
>>64577511
>>64577588
>2015
>taking the bait
>>64577820
Nah, it's full of dedicated fanbases who genuinely take interest and pride in ther teams. Rather be a part of that than a bunch of fair weather idiots who just want to brag about what player they signed who ends up having a shit season.
>>64577967
Im not criticizing the fanbase, just saying its a boring, small division
>>64573859
I might go to home opener
>>64576401
I hate both Portland and Seattle
>>64576651
Cespedes would fit perfectly in Texas. His shady defense and streaky offense is basically what >rags are.
>>64578808
Who is this chubby jizz wizz?
Doyers sign Maeda
May actually have a good rotation this year
OMFG KENTA MAEDA GOES TO LOS ANGELES
>>64580003
FUCKING A MAN. I WANTED HIM AT FENWAY.
Henry you dumb fuck.
>>64580003
Possibly an 8 year contract, lot of money
>>64579959
A Mariners fan I guess
>>64580108
Is she available for anal in Safeco bleachers?
>>64580128
only one way to find out
>inb4 dodgers sign Chen
>>64580003
>replace 2/3 of talent in rotation with Scott Kazmir and an overpaid gook who's never faced a major league hitter
lolno. They'll get raped in the postseason just like every year
>Dodgers sign Maeda
>/mlb/ quiet because they can't help but realize Dodgers have the deepest and best rotation in baseball
>>64580540
Chen is worth 80-90m, not likely.
Dodger pitching is set
Maeda signs with Dodgers in 2016
Dodgers sign Maeda in 2015
>signing Maeda for 8 fucking years
Top kek
>Doyers unironically believe their rotation is good
>>64578122
Ironically it's the only division to have all the teams in it reach the world series in the last 25 years
Ayyy. we need a new thread.
New thread guy get on it.
>>64580722
You make it you lazy cunt
Theres no one person
>>64580740
I usually just say "Ayyy next thread should be _____ edition" and then someone makes it for me.
>>64580749
KENTA MAEDA EDITION
>>64580749
I would do it for you if i was home baka
>>64580835
>not 2016
>2016 checkbook nearing 300M again
>>64576401
I dont particularly love the city of Seattle but Portland is twice as bad
Also timbers
>>64578808
>tfw me and ex gf made plans to go
Guess I'm going with my brother in law.
