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Man Utd vs Chelsea match thread 4


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0-0
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First for /a/
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first for >matic
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>matic is the white yaya - /sp/
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>Matic
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WEW
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I can't it anymore
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>6(sixth)
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MATIC YOU PIECE OF BITCH SON OF A SHIT
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>de gay
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i watch just to looks at hazards butt
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Refball
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This game is actually entertaining.
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>PC Webb
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27rd for /po/
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>atkinson
dumbass desu
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>>64514631
is it good?
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dont care what the rules say, if it hits your hand and you dont gain an advantage from it, its not a fucking penalty

go fuck yourself
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>Matic
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This ref is fucking shit
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Atkinson has been paid a big fucking cheque for this...
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>>64514785
True
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Based Matic
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When was the last time United got a penalty? Against Liverpool or more recently?
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>that german commentator
>not a handball guys lol :^) not intentional

fucking retards i swear
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>>64514788
>>64514781
OH LA LA!
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That was a fucking penalty.
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>chelsea
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webum of matic?
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>when a DM finds himself one-on-one
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This is horrendous officiating.

Just absolutely terrible in regards to both teams.

And jesus, stop letting Matic shoot. JESUS CHRIST.
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>MATIC
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WHY DOES HE MISS THE GOAL?
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stand to lose £400 if there isn't a goal
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>Matic in charge of shooting
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MANYA HUYATICH
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>2 stone wall pens
>Not given
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>>64514799
He controlled it with his hand.
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>>64514781
>>64514788

Always knew you sucked them off to get rid of us ...
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This semem slurping sport isn't for me lads
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Matic, give it a rest already
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should I spend less money buying the most expensive dance at the strip club hoping they secretly give out handjobs, or spend more getting an escort?
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Remember when we thought Matic was actually good.
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>>64514790
>this is what pakis actually believe
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>>64514813
Are you sure?
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>Matic
>Matic
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GOALS
O
A
L
S

Where?
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>bandwaggoners are starting to regret their team choices now
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>>64514799
why would he use his hand if it wasn't advantageous?
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>chelshit
>matic
>manure

my god if we don't win the title this year i swear
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>Webb would have given that Willian handball
Fuck off you bald prick
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someone wake me up if there is a goal.
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>this Man United
>all these taps sideways between the defenders
>the same passes sideways that Ajax and the Dutch NT have been doing
>your country has officially ruined Man United
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Why didn't he just put the biscuit in the basket?
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https://twitter.com/ChatCheIsea/status/681547661791629321

>MATIC
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>unironically putting your faith in a serb
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>>64514847
>we
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>>64514857
>we
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>>64514827

Watch how fucking pedestrian Hazard is. If he had tried Matic could have squared for a tap in.
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>>64514827
KEK
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>this game

I'm so glad these two are shit now.
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>>64514846
I mean if you want a handy then get an Asian massage and that way you also get a massage
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>>64514827
tsu
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>>64514874
kk op
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>>64514856
did you consider that it wasnt intentional

you know, since he had no reason to do it, and wasnt under pressure, and didnt gain an advantage from it
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Kek
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>>64514846
escort
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>>64514866
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514827
It hurts
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>>64514861
Sleep well until next year then. If you live in Rio, it's a shame you're gonna be missing out on one hell of a party!
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Anyone seen Sicario?

No need to answer straight away. Take your time, finish your meal first.
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>>64514866
tsu
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>>64514848
causuals pls leave
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>>64514857
who are you my friend. I'm guessing city, if so do you think they can cope with arsenal?
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What would have happened if The Gay had gone to Madrid and Navas were United's GK?
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>>64514907
based
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>>64514906
Yeah I have seen it.
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it's gonna end 0-0 and van laal wont get sacked
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>professionals still make foul throws

how
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>>64514907
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514906
Yeah he dies
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>>64514870
Maybe he saw a paki in the stands?
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>>64514866

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514907
what the hell when did cuadrado join city?
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>>64514906
yeah loved it
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>>64514897
so he just happened to move his arm into the right position to control the ball
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>>64514906
Yeah it was alright.
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>>64514907
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>>64514906
best movie of 2015
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>>64514906
Pretty great.
Flick of the year desu
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>>64514924
Yep. Most boring outcome possible too.
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>>64514907
The fuck is he getting dreads?
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>Darmian still hasn't learnt how to take a throw in
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>>64514907
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>>64514917
arsenal will cuck themselves
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>>64514906
the only human character was the token black dude
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>>64514906
best movie of the year trust me i watch a lot of movies
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>>64514907
rick james motherfucker
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>>64514907
He is someone boipussy now, wonder who though
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>>64514907
needs to slim that beard, shit covers his cheeks, dope cut tho
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>Utd smell

What did he mean by that?
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Chelsea actually improved, right now they look like a good team playing bad, not a bad team playing at their level like they did before.
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>>64514907
cocaine's a helluva drug
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MANURE CONFIRMED FOR EATING TOO MUCH MINCE PIE AND DRINKING TOO MUCH WINE
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>>64514907
black people do this shit on purpose

they're waiting for you to comment on their retarded hair/clothing so they can call you a racist
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>>64514906
pretty good
they just kill everyone without giving a fuck
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where the fuck is rooney? Where is he? why is he being payed 300k a week?
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Jesus christ. English football is really bad, isn't it?
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>>64514906

Yeah was breddy gud.

Kind of wish he had cut off the cartel leader's fingers or something rather than just shoot him though would have been more realistic.
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NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO

NO NO THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
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>>64514827
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>taking Willian off

ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514939
you're an idiot

yeah, in fact you're right, he decided to try and give away a penalty, for no reason, just felt like it
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>>64514907
This nigga Roger from Sister Sister
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>>64514898
lel, why does he look so funny?
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FINALLY SHITTY WILLIAN OUT
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>>64514994
good one
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why don't they just chop off everyones arms at the shoulder? it would prevent all handballs and debates about handballs. only GKs should keep their arms. Fund it Blatter
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>>64514799
that isnt the rule at all you mong
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>these dutch ass subs
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Liverpool
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what the fuck LVG
>>
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>le coffee coloured nig nog with double barrel surname meme player
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Is it over, did Chelsea win?
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>tight shot of manchester united crowd

>turban in the stands

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME
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Opta saying this game has the least cumulative km ran per minute this season
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>>64515004
GO HOME RAHEEM
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Do you lads like ASMR / gf simulation?
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>>64515011
learn to read you fucking potato
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>>64514906
Best movie I've seen in years.
Literally the only way Mexico will have peace, if the US gov't places a cartel in charge AGAIN.

Prove me wrong
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Just give the ball to Martial. He's the only one who can do anything.
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>MORE bus parking
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>from Boxing day
>journos twisting the knife
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>>64514828
>betting on goals
>manu vs chelsea
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>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
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>>64515024
mad andy
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zouma is so fucking based, doesn't deserve chelsea tbqh
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I take great pleasure in watching Ryan Giggs' face when United is losing.
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great stuff Boyega
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Put Kenedy on for Pedro, easily win the game la.
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>>64514978
There are black people in Bulgaria?
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can someone explain me why darmian was substituted? is he injured or something?
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>>64514907
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>>64515033
>>>/brit/
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ZOUMA PACE MERCHANT
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64515024
>someone paid £30 million for this man
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>>64515058

he just came back from injury, not fit to play 90 minutes
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Is it Powell time?!
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such a scramble after aabout 25 mins
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>>64515049
That's racist
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>tfw a dutch city bandwagoner was tsuuuing near me
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>>64515033
more of a mommy roleplay kinda guy.
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>fouled
>doesnt give a foul

weird
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>>64515024
is he just a professional partier now?
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>>64514907
THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
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>>64515056
we also have overpaid Brazilians/Africans in our league but ours can't actually play football
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>>64515058
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>>64515030
Who is this wiener wizard?
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rather lose than draw this
ffs gwan united
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atkinson is such a mong
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JFK WHEN
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Taken off before he was sent off. Ref owed him one for missing the blatant penalty.
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>>64515033
I prefer NTR
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>Memepiss coming on

0-3 confirmed.
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>>64515024

>you will never live Andy Carroll's life
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http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072
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>>64514906
Could've been a 10/10 film if he had killed Kate after she signed.
That may have been his mission, who knows.
Always gotta tie up loose ends.
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Can we end the season right now so chelshit gets relegated?
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>>64515000
yup, players never make stupid decisions
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>>64515092
kek
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>>64515046
HAZARD PLZ
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>>64515083
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>>64515035
http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/affederation/generic/81/42/36/lawsofthegame_2011_12_en.pdf

quote where it says as much
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>spend over 250m
>that bench

>manure
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memefish has to save the day,

wew inb4 the lad actually scores
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mourinho's roight the refs are shoite
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>>64515058
>El Salvador
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>>64515063
Oh shit, my fucking sides. Top show Renford Rejects like
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>>64515125
>we
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>>64515092
nice
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>POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY
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LVGs brought the mascot on

confirmed 0-0
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Two titans of English football meet and this is the best they can show?
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>rppmey
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>People genuinely thought Hazard was the third best player in the universe
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Me am sleepy... um ehrlich zu sein

What should I do
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>>64515135
read my post again you absolute moron, i said i dont care what the rules say

>>64515128
its safe to say it wasnt intentional

if you think otherwise, youre retarded
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>RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY
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>pooney

jesus christ
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>>64515106
and you're such a cute
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>rppney
>>
Fellani when?
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>>64515163
>>64515166
flag was up anyways
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>SHREK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Rppney
>>
>romney
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>>64515123
ofcourse stay, who else is capable of producing the same amazing philsophy?
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>pooney
>>
Don't think my BTTS will come in lads
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>Rooney
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>>64515058

why are you killing off all your footballers amigo?
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Someone post the age of Rooney pasta.
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>rppmey
>>
rooney is fucking finished at any level
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300 THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS A WEEK
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this game has been a real circus show
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>>64515168
cyanide pill, that'll help you sleep
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>RPPNEY
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>>64515191
>ellie
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>>64515173
>i said i dont care what the rules say

good for you, youre a fucking mongoloid
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FUCK OFF ALREADY POONEY
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>RPPMEY
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>rppmar
>>
SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

:ResidentSleeper
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>Shrek the Halls
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>>64515192
What we're you thinking
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>>64515063
fug :DD I just remembered this program
>>
Turn off now? Or endure 0-0 0-1 in 15 mins?
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WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE
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>Bringing on Depiss

Oh lord Van Gaal is desperate now.
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times up for lvp
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>>64515192
>BTTS

thanks for the money pleb
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>>64515165
decrepit old titans driven underground by the shining gods Vardy and Kane
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>Watching this game
>Expecting anything other than a poor 0-0
I'm not very samrt
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seriously, has anyone's game ever gone to dogshit as fast as rooney's first touch
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Memphis to score the winner. The meme King.
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>MEMEPISS

0-0 confirmed
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>>64515235
Do it for Memepiss
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It's time for Memphis Depay.. he's going to score.. screenshot this post.
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To all those people posting >Rooney

The flag was up anyways so the joke is on you.
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Why do I still watch these games. Nothing good ever happens.
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>Cameron M'Bouba M'Briwa Abou Terrence Fuongo Borthwick-Jackson
Is he an African count or prince or some shit? Why such a long-ass name?
>>
MEMPHIS
>>
Slurping semen is more exciting than this
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>>64515217
says the guy who cant read

and you're irish
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OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING VAN LEL
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Take off Mata for Depay here... makes the most sense.

Just DO NOT bring on Fellaini...
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is it so much to ask for mata to score against chelsea :(
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Who's you're soccerfu?
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so.....these..... are the two biggest clubs england has to offer......
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>>64515246
rooneys first touch has been shite for 5 years, most people just didnt realise it
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>>64515182

>Implying technicality counts as a bye for absolute humiliation
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>>64515231
>>64515241
It was a free bet, didn't think 1-1 was too far-fetched.
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what if meme king depay scores the winner?
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>>64515235
You've come this far lad

Fight till the end
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wat do
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>>64515271
this
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MEMEPISS ON

CHELSEA WIN 2:0 CONFIRMED
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>>64515255
the joke is still on rppmey as he's fucking shit
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>MenPISSthePie coming on
>>
>memephis
>35m
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>>64515261
your mum seems to think so
>>
Do we want somebody to lose or is 0-0 an equally good laugh?
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> Mempiss

It's over lads, gg Chelsea
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>de pay
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>>64515264
>Irish

That's clearly an Ivory Coast flag
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>>64515271
war paint
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>>64515271
What gave you that impression?
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Mikel's passing is abysmal, can't believe he's still at Chelsea.
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>Man U lose = Van lel sacked
>Man U win = Van lel stays
>Man U draw = ?
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>>64515268
Blame the post
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>>64515287
REKT
E
K
T
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>>64515279

Potsdamn'd if I know
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Giggs: we don't have enough memes and piss on the pitch gaffer
Lang Baal: zay no more I do philozophee
*memepiss is subbed on*
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>>64515196
here we would kill even our mothers just for a couple of dollars. Also Salvadoran Football Federation is corrupted as fuck so the rumour says they were behind the murder.
>>
so since united are out of the race who does /sp/ fancy for champions this year?
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ffs just score
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>>64515271
It's 6th vs 14th you mong
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>>64515305
Van lel sacked a little
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>>64515252
>>64515278
Alright lads, I'll soldier on to the end!
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>>64515288

A draw is the worst possible result, I want drama, hoping Chelsea lose for more keks tbqh.
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>tfw memepiss scores the winning goal
>for chelsea
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>>64515305
bet he quits
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>>64515287
REKT
E
K
T
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>>64515270
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>>64515321
Form is temporary, class is permanent.
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>>64515279
Call my black bull, he'd be perfect for her
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>>64515270
Naz, she doesn't play soccer but that doesn't matter.
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>>64515305

>Man U lose = Van lel sacked
>Man U win = Van lel sacked
>Man U draw = Van lel sacked
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>>64515305
Van Gaal goes part time
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>>64515257
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cameron_Borthwick-Jackson&type=revision&diff=697169911&oldid=697169772

it's a dank meme edit

his name is Cameron Jake Borthwick-Jackson
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I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD

LOG ONTO TV LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU

THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE

HELP
>>
>>64515305
van laal will be happy with this performance so he won't resign
>>
Watching NBCSN

Is it me or do these two commentators hate each other?
>>
>>64515305
demoted to canteen worker
>>
>>
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEEEEAA
>>
>>64515329
reddit: the scenario
>>
>>64515347
jesus m8
>>
>>64515305
stays
>>
>memehampton
>>
>>64515347
>tfw 5'6
>>
Can you imagine if Chelsea gets relegated this season?
>>
>>64515334
if there was 100% no chance at all whatsoever that you would be caught, would you rape alex morgan fully knowing what it would do to her on and off the field career?
>>
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>>64515347
>>
>>64515254
>dutch negro called Memphis
>we wuz pharaohs n shit
>we wuz boers n shit
>we wuz cheese traders n sheeeiiit
>>
>>64515355
>you want a sausage roll
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>>
>>64515305
WE MANAGE TO DRAW IN BIG MATCH
>>
>>64514706
B I G A N D Y
I
G
A
N
D
Y
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>>64515372
My sides would not be able to cope
>>
>>64515347
>letting people on the internet get to you
>>
>>64515358
which memerap group is this?
>>
>>64515370
>beat arsenal 4-0
>lose to goals scored by a championship scrub and a horse
>ronald pooman
>>
Fletch keeps saying "Petro"

it's so distracting
>>
> having to shitpost to entertain myself

isn't sports suppose to be entertaining
>>
>>64515347
FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME HAZARD
>>
>>64515347
>manlets
>>
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attack
attack
attack
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>>64515063
oh good lord
>>
petrooohhh
come on bongs get it right
>>
PHIL JONES COMIGN ON LADS
>>
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>>64515347
jesus m8
>>
Feels like an U17 match
>>
>need to score
>sub 2 defenders on
>>
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>Mfw United are so shit that they are behind Palace and Spurs.
>>
>>64515395
>replying to copypasta
>>
>>64515347
>tfw 5'9 and qt gf

Feels pretty good tbqh.
>>
>>64515347
I don't know man, I'm 6'3 and was born premature and grew up eating processed shit
>>
>>64515347
steady
>>
>putting on fucking Jones
>ever
fucking why
>>
>jones
lel
>>
>>64515347
just think positive mate

also
>caring about women

mate.....
>>
>Phil Jones

Haha, it's over... unforced error and he cost us the game... I fucking know it lads.
>>
>>64515305
contract extension
>>
>>64515347
I don't know this feel :)
>>
>>64515347
literally just kill yourself
>>
>80 minutes in
>0-0 at home
>bring on defender
>van laal
>>
>tfw i could heem every here
>>
my friend (liverpool fan) got andy carolls signature tattood on the palm of his hand
>>
>>64515389
>>
my career is over
>>
wat to do
>>
>>64515375
>raping your soccerfu
come on man.
>>
the southampton revival didn't last long
>>
>adverts for Tom hardy movies during a meme match
What is this, the 4chin cup
>>
>>64515412
This gets me every time
Best Header
How fucking slow is Giroud
>>
>>64515339
>186 cm
DIAMONDS
>>
>>64515458
Her asshole
>>
>>64515445
PHELOSOPHEE
>>
>Putting a Defender on.

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
WHY
WHY
>>
>>64515347
never go to /fit/ ever
>>
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>Louis Van Garl
>David De Gayer

Dis pleb commentator
>>
>>64515479
FEE
LOSS
O
FEE
>>
>>64515413
Would love to see Swifty get blacked.
>>
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>>64515458
Stop posting German girls who look a bit like the Austrian girl I went out with.
>>
>>64515347

I'm 5'9 and never had a problem attracting women desu, though the pasta is funny.
>>
young is so shite at crossing
>>
>Posted face on /soc/
>Cutie redhead + blonde gave me an 8/10

Feels decent lads
>>
how much did United pay for Falcao and how many goals did he score?
>>
>>64515347
M8

Im 5'4, 22 with a high paying job, like 4
5/10 on the looks and still a virgin.

If you think being 5'9 is bad, imagine 5'4 where at least 80% of girls are taller than you

Sure, 5'9 is worse than 6' but it could be a lot worse.

Sadly the only position that's worse than mine is mentally and physically disabled, so I don't get much relief from it.
>>
Please blow £100m on Neymar

We need a new talisman. We need that player who can win games alone.
>>
ffs young so many shit crosses today
>>
>>64515488
who's gayer?
>>
>>64515458
Call my black bull, he'd be perfect for her
>>
>>64515515
he scored 1
>>
>>64515458
I love her.

>tfw she'll never ackowdlege my existence.
>>
>memepiss
>>
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http://strawpoll.me/6386177
http://strawpoll.me/6386177
>>
The commentarians should have to pass an English exam before getting the job
>>
why are you backheeling de-pie? You think you're messi m8?
>>
>Schweinsteger
>>
>>64515352
if one is british and one is american, the british one hates the american. their entire rapport is like this:

>"player A played a brilliant ball there, team A is a better team with him on the pitch, lots of fans are clamoring for him to get more playing time" - british guy

>"yeah but offsides is a danger. wayne rooney is the best player in england, his ability to hit the upper 90 from outside the box is incredible." - american guy

awkward silence

>"player C picks up the ball here, he's had a great season after moving to team A from ligue 1 in the summer" - british guy
>>
Who

ABABX

Here?

X= any given team
>>
>>64515520
>leaving a treble club for a EL club

sure
>>
Why isn't Guus subbing Hazard ffs he's barely walking
>>
>>64515400
You're rright lad
BT a shit
>>
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>30 MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS
>>
>Player
>>
This game could go on for a week and a goal would never be scored. Chelsea happy to park the bus, Utd clueless and dreadful on attack.
>>
great games lads
same time next season
>>
>>64515512
>shite

you're an iraqi male, stop acting like a northerner
>>
>>
>>64515505
This is not philosophy at all.
It's outright stupid.
>>
>>64515458
find her and make many germanic babies
>>
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>mfw this is two "top" teams
>>
Is Memphis on drugs? He has no idea of his own strength
>>
>>64515555
Next ronaldo la
>>
>>64515555
QUADS AS WELL
>>
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>>64515347
>tfw 6'4"
>tfw starting to get /fit/
>tfw abs are starting to show since my bf has dropped low enough
>>
>>64515524
u are
>>
POONEY
>>
>>64515358
>>
>pooney
>>
if united had been playing a good team they would have lost and lvg would be out of a job
>>
>POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY
>POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY
>>
>>64515533
Its a tie lel
>>
GOALS PLEASE
>>
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yo

WHERE THE GOALS

SOMEONE SCORE
>>
FUCK SAKE ROONEY
>>
>>64515568
THAT IS THE PHILOSOPHY
>>
why everyone is so shit?
>>
POONEY
>>
>R P P M E Y
>>
>RPPNEY
>>
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ROONEY
>>
>RPPNY
>>
>rppney
>>
>RPPNEY
>>
>rppmey
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>POONEY
>>
>rppney
>>
>>64515585
>american

i'm so sorry
>>
Has there been a shot on goal in the last 20 mins?
>>
>pooney

AHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
Rooney just needs to leave.
>>
Do you miss me yet, Manshitstain?
>>
>"english" semen slurping league
>>
>POONEY
>>
>RPPNEY
>>
>romney
>>
CROCKED IT
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
ROOOONEY ROOOONEY 300K BRITISH POUNDS A WEEK
>>
>ROONEY
Seriously?
>>
>£300 000 a week
>rppney
>>
POONEY
O
O
N
E
Y
>>
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>>64515555
15 MILLION KILOS
>>
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>>64515574
>6th place
>14th place
>top
>>
RPPNEY
P
P
N
E
Y
>>
without checking, guess who whoscored have as motm atm

I want to see general perception vs pure statistics
>>
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>Rooney
>>
>le england's first choice striker man
>>
>
>>
PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO RPPMEY'S CAREER
>>
how is that even possible
>>
>Rppney
>This is considered a good player in Ingerlund
>>
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>RPPNEY
>>
>>64515587
it's always faggots calling others gay
>>
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RIP WAYNE
>>
ROONEY YOU FUCKING CUNTFUCKER CUNT
>>
>>64515585
>not going for mass and brute strength
>>
>RPPNEY
>>
>le 30,000,000 pennies per week man
>>
>rppney
3 billion pounds a week
fucking hell
>>
>>64515585
>tfw 5ft 9 but same body type as Memepiss so able to get toned without being a square

Feels decent desu
>>
>RPPNY >RPPNY >RPPNY >RPPNY >RPPNY >RPPNY
>>
If trips 3-2 for Chelsea
>>
>FOOOKIN' 'ELL
>>
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>this match
>>
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sell ronney

sell memphis

sell fellani

buy muller for 150 mil

its the only way
>>
FOR FUCK SAKE POONEY
>>
>>64515619
bayernwinlol
>>
>>64515644
F
>>
POST YFW WOY WILL STILL PLAY RPPNEY OVER KANE IN THE YUROS
>>
>>64515637
De Gea
>>
>tfw people think my 5'4 post is a meme/troll and so they don't reply

Fuck everything
>>
>>64515637
de gay
>>
Atkinson to Chelsea what howard webb is to utd?
>>
ATTACK ATTACK

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
>>
>>64515665
>>64515666

HAHAHA
>>
>>64515637
de hay
>>
>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>64515669
>muller going to shitnited
>>
>Mikel and Ramires linking up on the right
couldn't be a more disheartening feeling
>>
What is your favorite United chant and why is it "Attack Attack Attack"?
>>
>90 minutes of absolutely fuck all

wow, again? who would have thought.

Fuck LVG, the players are the fucking problem.
>>
>>64515637
Courtois
>>
decent performance

Mourinho has something to work with
>>
>>64515665

fuck.
>>
>lulney
>>
These teams are utter wank.
>>
>that shot
>these teams
>this match
>this league
>this life

Why is everything so disappointing?
>>
>>64515676
You're probably a kangaroo.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6386072/r

http://strawpoll.me/6386072/r

http://strawpoll.me/6386072/r

http://strawpoll.me/6386072/r

http://strawpoll.me/6386072/r
>>
Gus could've played Traore instead of Hazard as a false nine. It's infuriating to watch Chelsea like this.
>>
This entire Game Chelsea have looked more than happy to just go for the draw
United seem to want the goal but can't actually do shit in front of goal so it's just such a boring game
>>
>>64515690
GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
IS A RED IS A RED
GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
HE HATES SCOUSERS
>>
>>64515653
bearmode is a meme perpetuated by fatties who are too undisciplined to go on a proper cut
>>
Holy shit Hazard has lost it
>>
Protip: This wont end in a draw.
>>
>>64515676
grill!

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>
How to fix this sport: The Post

- After 70th minute each team loses a player every 5 minutes, if needed until it is keeper .vs keeper

- No ties

- Penalty kicks are played with 1 attacker, 1 defender, and keeper. Ball placed at edge of center circle, defender starts at 18 yd line

- Field is surrounded by a wall like indoor soccer or hockey, can play the bounce off the walls

- Cheerleaders

- Crowd is supplied with water balloons

Am I missing anything?
>>
>>64515713
both in one picture right here

gladbach are basically chelsea
>>
>>64515725
It will Hans.
>>
>>64515724
Hazard never had it.
>>
HAHAHA GREAT PLAY HAZARD
>>
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wut do
>>
>>64515725
Hoping it does desu because of the loss of points
>>
unbelievable how shit memepiss is
>>
>Memphis
>>
>depending on a fat granny shagger to score you're goals
This ain't 2008 any more fags.
>>
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>
>>
>>64515637

Thibaut
>>
>>64515730
More vuvuzelas
>>
>>64515730
A chromosome?
>>
>>64515718
OBSESSION
>>
>>64515730
commercials every 2 minutes
>>
>>64515730
multi ball
>>
>MEMEPISS
>>
> United taking their time in the long throws
This team has no soul
>>
>>64515730
No offside.
>>
>>64515730
yeah, more black players to cuck us Americans :^)

fag
>>
>>64515725
If only you knew how wrong you really are.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6386252

VOTE LAS

http://strawpoll.me/6386252

VOTE LAS

http://strawpoll.me/6386252

VOTE LAS
>>
>>64515754
I'm so glad someone captured that.
>>
>>64515676
There was a 4'9 dude last week on /fit/
>>
>>64515730
MULTIBALL
>>
>>64515730
How to fix this sport: The Post

Get rid of yanks.
>>
jesus, so many medium to big clubs dodged a bullet by not signing memepiss
>>
Thats red for me Geoff
>>
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>
RVP or Chicharito would have scored by now.
>>
>>64515743
Holy shit
>>
FOOTBALL IS DEAD
>>
>>64515725
I bet you feel really stupid now.
>>
>>64515724
He's not a 9. He'll be there at the eurocup
>>
PENULTY!!!
>>
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>Thinking LVG will get sacked

He has all season to reach top 4. That's all the board want. If he fails that, he'll probably go.
>>
>>64515730
great ideas actually, i dunno why fifa is so conservative, bunch of old farts
>>
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what is he thinking lads?
>>
calm down

he didn't put his weight into it
>>
>>64515743
>she will never sit on your face
>>
>rlc gets 15 seconds
yey
>>
CHICHARITO SCORED AGAIN

15 IN 12
>>
>>64515754

Why is Doctor Who at the match
>>
>Rooney man of the match
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAH WHAT
>>
>>64515778
Was he a virgin? (not counting hookers)

How old, also?
>>
>traore will literally never play for chelsea again
>>
>>64515814
>'do you think this is good enough to keep my job?'
>>
>rooney MOTM

lol
>>
>>64515814
Asking giggsy for peps number
>>
>>64515814
>JUST
>>
is oscars eyebrow stuck like that?
>>
>>64515743
i could literally feel my pituitary gland releasing unheard of amounts of testosterone into my body with every new frame of this webm
>>
>>64515770
>us
>>
>>64515814
>Memepiss Degay
>>
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>Well, I think Rooney's been the star man
>>
How can Britbongos defend this game ?
>>
>>64515806
yes because the trend recently has been for boards to be calm and give the managers the time they need
>>
what to do with her
>>
WTF Rooney????
>>
>POONEY MOTM
OH SHIT MY SIDES WENY FLYING
>>
As a Brazilian, I have to say Oscar is fucking shit.
>>
This is shit, SHIT
>>
>>64515814
>what awkward autistic thing can I do in my post match press conference?
>>
>>64515814

There goes my job
>>
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>Wayne Ronney
>Man of the Match
>>
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>WAYNE ROONEY HAS BEEN THE STAR MAN
>>
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>rppney MOTM
>not one of the keepers
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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United haven't played well, Chelsea have just been utter shit
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>rppmey is an EPLel Top 5 player
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>90 minutes you'll never get back
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> Dutch coaches
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>>64515743
>rape
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>Drawing
>To this Chelsea side

What did I expect?
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>>64515814
"i bet if my face wasn't so flat i'd be a good manager"
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>>64515814
Sheshfield ish going to smassh ush.
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2 semen slurping teams desu
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>>64515793
>>64515818
>>64515841
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>>64515860
I blame the dutch desu
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>>64515860
2 ultra-defensive shit teams
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united are fucking cancerous
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>Rooney
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>Ivanovich dribbles into the corner for a 0-0 draw
that deserves a red
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8 games without a win
can't even beat this shambles of a chelsea side

sigh
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>>64515778

when you're that short it comes full circle and girls fuck you just out of curiosity
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>lang baal
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Are we ever going to see a win again?
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>wasting time at 0-0
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>commentators trying to pretend the game has been entertaining
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>>64515891
MOTM
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Rooney?

MOTM?
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leicester are the real winners here imo
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>>64515906
That webm is nothing special, but it was better than this game.
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>>64515860
foreign managers
foreing players
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nice semen slurping sport
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go out on a high, Louis

it won't get better than this
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>>64515862
give her teeth a good brush
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>Wayne Rooney MOTM

Correct decision.

Go ahead prove me wrong.
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>15 points from the 4th spot
>3 from relegation
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EVERYBODY LOSES
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>>64515906
hnngg
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FUCK THIS SHIT THEY SHOULD GIVE 0 POINT TO 0-0
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>>64515938
*Liverpool
literally nobody is stopping them from winning the league
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>>64515891
>not going for the ball
>going directly for his leg

Stupid fat fuck
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TAXI FOR LOUIS VAN GAAL
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right, now that it's over, what's a good escort website for the UK?
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>Blind
>Smiling

Ok, so this is the kind of player that United have now. Don't give a fuck whether they win or lose. Cunt.
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so now that it's confirmed united aren't in the race anymore, who does /sp/ favor for champions this year
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>>64515855
Testosterone isn't produced by the pituitary gland, you stupid fuck.
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>>64515968
hopefully Rooney, Mata, and Fellaini can fit in it with him
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On a Hiddink to nothing

Hiddoutk
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>>64515975
yeah it is, that's what i learned about puberty in middle school
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Chelshit looked like a relegation tier side playing for the point today.

Jesus.
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>>64515968
>obese chasers
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>>64515596
>posting thumbnails
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>>64515995
They ARE a relegation tier side.
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give me the 90 minutes back.
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>>64515992
the pituitary releases another hormone which tells the balls to produce testosterone, the pituitary itself doesn't produce the testosterone
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>>64515925
>>64515925
>>64515925
ABU BANKER
>>
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I'm going for a wank, recommendations?
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ffs United were shit
Chelsea were shit and playing for the point
All shit
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rooney's never breaking charltons record is he?
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>>64516030
Black women.
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>>64516023
LITERALLY same difference, the only people who care are retards studying for a test in their high school biology class
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>>64515968
>This is a 10/10 in England.
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>>64516030
use your hand
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>>64516028
my waifu
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>>64516030
Cuckold with a Britbong.
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>>64515805
Cara needs to take black cock
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>>64516127
god I love herrera

shit haircut though
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>>64516070
Don't worry, when you get to high school, I'm sure you'll understand, champ.
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>>64516030
http://darkfetishnet.com/Psycho2010/albums/13318
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NOT AS GOOD AS DJANGO BUT STILL GOOD FOR FREE RIGHT LADS
http://movietv.pro/the-hateful-eight/
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>>64515347
I unironically know this feel lad, feels really bad desu.
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Spurs are going to win the title senpai.
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Did Rooney just say Defoe??
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>crosing
>defenders in cf positions
>matic in charge of anything but being bad
>lelsea in full lelmode

Right so now that I lost all my nerves and a semi heart attack am going bold and my hair are going gray all at the same time.

Its time to move on to watford its the next closest thing to where I live.

Thanks /sp/
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>>64516189
>http://movietv.pro/the-hateful-eight/


>2 hours and 47 minutes long

jesus christ who can stay awake for that long watching a movie?
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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