Man Utd vs Chelsea match thread 1
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Man Utd: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Young, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Herrera, Martial, Rooney.
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Jones, Carrick, Fellaini, Pereira, Memphis
Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Hazard
Subs: Begovic, Baba Rahman, Djilobodji, Ramires, Loftus-Cheek, Traore, Kenedy
>>64510408
eat shit tripfag
>Hazard at striker
0-0 incoming
>hazard as striker
>Hazard up top
uwotm8
>>64510408
>Hazard ST
Delusions
How many bong till kickoff?
>>64510469
55 bings m8
manchester when are you meeting up with LRL
Who /hopes Van Gaal manages to turn this thing around/ here?
Should put Schurrle up top.
>>64510408
>Hazard as striker
>Rooney as striker
Does either manager want to score?
It could be Pedro up front, not Hazard.
probably our best possible lineup actually
no more of that fellaini - carrick shite
>>64510408
>Pooney
Who ABU here?
>>64510498
Stop having hope.
>>64510505
Fellaini is literally better than Rooney up front desu.
Will Azzar under Guus act like an actual striker or like a 6th bus parking midfielder?
Stream?
>>64510528
>inb4 rooney scores a hat trick
>Hazard ST
>Rooney ST
Did Loic Remy die?
hoping for a boring 1-0 win then a Van Gaal resignation desu
>>64510597
hope he resigns on the pitch after the match
>winless in 5 PL games
>could still be 1 point behind 4th if united win this
I don't want van laal to get sacked. pls don't lose
>norwich
>tfw can't decide who I want to lose more
>>64510714
united for the post match bants
>chicharito: 15 goals in the last 13 games
>the entire manchester united team: 10 goals in the last 13 games
>lose van goof
>after 18 games, chelsea are 16th
>after 19 games, they can be 14th at best
Calling a 3-0 win for chelsea
THIS EVERTON GAME HOLY SHIT
>>64510790
Support your local club
The game starts in 40m and there was already a pre-match thread you faggot
>>64510868
this game is going to be such an incredible disappointment in comparison
>le 40+ million pound defender man
english youfs are the most overated shit in the world
how many goals will united score?
>Hazard up top
Do not watch this match.
>>64510485
>girl on the left
>those high-knee stockings
HHNNNNNGGGG
>>64510956
>girl
What is your ideal result of this match ?
for me it's 0-0 draw
>>64510977
>not preferring traps
gay desu
>ake and hector both sent off in their games
JUST
>>64510977
I-is that a trap? I'm slightly worried right now.
this is definitely ending 0-0 isn't it?
I think at this point Villa should go for the record, right?
>>64511034
low test 2bh
>>64511055
They might as well not bother turning up desu senpai
resurrection when
>van lala
>moose hiddink
is this the battle of the meme managers?
How long until kick off lads?
>>64510714
United for Van leel lost it
Please rate my memay
>>64511051
is there any dutch manager that isn't van laal's "nemesis"?
Dubs and Chelsea wins 3-0
>>64511093
32 bings
>>64511093
32 bings
if this post ends in repeating numbers, van gaal does not get the sack
last two digits will be the game result, check'em faggots
>>64511140
nice
>>64511116
Where's her dick?
>>64511140
>United ever scoring more than 2 under van Gaal
'no'
>>64511077
why would he ruin his legacy trying to save a team of average players? when he was manager his united side were stacked top to bottom.
>>64511140
>united
>four goals
lel
Just a friendly that Hazard's form declined at around the same time that Naruto ended. He was obviously a NaruSaku fan.
>>64511116
>mins
>not bings
Damn Americans and their stupid measure systems
Don't know who to root for bros, I normally root against both these clubs.
Guess I'll root for Chelshit so Manure loses and LVG gets fired, but kinda want Chelshit to lose and stay near the relegation zone. What do?
>>64511140
Let me fix for you
>>64511187
*a friendly reminder
Cesc is sick, no news on Remy yet
>>64511211
I just hope it's not a shitty 0-0.
>>64511211
a really shit draw in which united get dominated
>>64511211
Root for a 0-0 draw. LVG gets fired and Chelsea stay near the relegation zone.
>>64511187
>hazard has shit taste
Not surprising.
>called out sick today
Feels good man
>>64511211
iktfb
Guys I just heard a rumour that Van Gaal is getting sacked after this.
>mfw dutch managers and players somehow still have jobs in football
>united """""fan"""""
>>64511187
>>64511248
I bet Costa bullies him for preferring Naruto over Evangelion
>>64511211
You hope for a high scoring draw with comical defending. Knowing these two though, it could be a complete snoozefest
>>64511249
>underage girl
>2ch
trust a japp to find some good jailbait
Are you comfy /espee/?
>>64511211
I root for Chelsea to see LVG fired. I want to see whats next meme manure coach
>>64511054
No. 2-0 for Chelsea. United's players want Aloisius gone.
>>64511281
>unted
>>64511249
Poor work morale 2bh
Haven't called in sick in 9 years
>>64511286
Looks old enough.
>>64511187
>He was obviously a NaruSaku fan.
Only masochists are NaruSaku fans, that relationship was nothing but abusive for 90% of the series
>>64511280
Are you spreading your chokiness just because you didn't get into the Euros?
>>64511281
>that fake crest
lol
>>64511051
Stay swollen, hemorrhoid.
>mfw hazard dives for a pen today
>>64511289
>34°C
Odio el calor, boludo.
>>64511319
Hazard is pure
he has never dived in his career
>>64511319
>and then misses his pen
>>64511335
This desu
>>64511298
what do you do? And I'm guessing you had today off anyway
>>64511293
manures players want LVG gone and chelshits players cant be arsed to give a fuck about playing
both teams are earning a combined 300 million pounds in wages
both teams need to be relegated 2bh
dubs and this is the game where van laal turns it all around
>>64511298
Fuck you and your holier than thou attitude 2bh
>>64511333
>(You)
JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO JOSÉ MOURINHO
>>64511388
my favorite united chant desu
chelsea chelsea CHELSEA
Man utd - Chelsea matches are literally cancer
took my antidepressants
im ready
>>64511369
your other 6 fell over
>>64511283
>implying costa doesn't like thigs like black lagoon, hellsing ultimate and berserk
I am sure he wants to see violence and suffering.
>‘What has been your message to the team?’ LVG is asked.
>“Win.”
is he autistic?
How do you pronounce Louis Van Gaal, /sp/?
>>64511357
University, and you are right, although I've worked a bit on my exam paper
>>64511373
Just bantering you a bit lad
>>64511411
>that flag
heh
>>64511411
The only good one was when Torres missed the open goal.
>>64511307
n-no not at all
>Chelsea unironically fighting relegation
>>64511440
Lew iz Van Gal
>>64511433
That would be a goat line if this was a good team
>>64511442
>That flag
Fuck off peru
cant wait to hear the mourinho chants when van laal loses tbeh lads
>>64511440
looch bann gay-all
>Kane has scored more goals this season than Rooney, Martial, and Costa combined
Feels good having a striker desu
>>64510408
Actually looks like a really good lineup save for Shaw missing.
>>64511440
Mee-dee-oh-ker
Oh yeaaaaaa joseeeeee
he was once a great sailor who ran a dangerous ship
they won the premiership trophy and embarked on a second trip
then his prized talisman made it all go RIP
the size of his entailing fit couldn't prevent the drip
the drip of the sinking ship that soon got even worse
"OH WHY EVA, WHYD YOU LEAVE THIS CURSE"
his players started to turn on him, his captain was the first
then his hair started to thin as they took coutois to a hearse
"CESC WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME LAST YEAR WE CAME IN FIRST"
poor mou didn't yet realize he's yet to hit the worst
3 points to Stoke, 3 points to West Ham
"OH WHATS HAPPENING?? WE'RE LOSING ALL OUR FANS"
"EDEN WHERE ARE YOU? GO AND FALL OVER MAN"
1 POINT TO NEWCASTLE 1 POINT TO TOTTEN-HAM
EVA I DONT CARE ANYMORE
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
THE EVIL WITCH JUST LAUGHED AS THEY APPROACHED VARDYS PARTY
THE EVIL BRITS SMILE WAS AS VILE AS JOSES DAUGHTER
JOSE BLANKLY STARED, PREPARING TO BE SLAUGHTERED
BANG! BANG! BANG!
THE FAT LADY SANG
willian to get a hat trick of free kicks
Chicken Kebab meal is on its way lads
>>64511446
>that 5-4
>that 3-3 when welbeck started his diving properly
>that 3-0 to seal the title
>that 5-0 when chelsea were not normal title contenders
>that macheda handball followed by drogba
==// OFFICIAL PIZZA power ranking //==
GOD TIER
1. Pepperoni
2. Shrimp
3. Chocolate
4. Black Olives
5. 4Cheeses
POWER GAP
DELICIOUS TIER
6. BBQ Chicken
7. Condensed milk and banana
8. Cheese
9. Italian Sausage
POWER GAP
ACCEPTABLE TIER
10. Bacon
11. Corn (no tomato, preferable chicken)
12. BBQ Turkey
13. Onions
POWER GAP
PLEBEIAN TIER
14. Mushroom
15. Green peppers
16. Tuna
POWER GAP
R.I.P MY TASTE BUDS TIER
90000. Actual tomato slices
90001. Endive
90001.5. Broccoli-Ricotta Pizza
POWER GAP
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF TIER
900000000. Anything with Cauliflower
900000001. Pineapple
900000002. Roasted Garlic & Spinach
POWER GAP THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE
ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS AWFUL TASTE TIER
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
6.26^23. Anchovies
>>64511500
>Pooney
>Young at LB
>No Memepiss
>>64511497
What part of Israel are you from m8?
>>64510951
how many goals will united score?
>united score
>>64511187
kek
>64511515
No (You), but I will check your dubs.
>>64511441
nice man I should really go back to school. Might be able to go for free inshallah.
>>64511515
>Anchovies are shit
(You)
i hope united win 5-0 and van gaal keeps his job
and then go back to being shit
Hiddink is based
>>64511515
>got a pepperoni pizza in the oven atm
>will be ready when the game starts
comfy af desu
>>64511520
None, but my grandfather survived the holocaust.
>>64511515
pepperoni is kinda shit tbhfam, at least when its under the cheese
chipotle chicken and bacon strips is goat
Where is Diego Costa?
>>64511549
Surely that's a man.
>>64511549
it's me
>>64511557
Grandiosa?
>posting slags before the game has started
Stop this shit
>>64511573
suspended
Fucking Mancs and Scourers always on the punditry jobs.
>>64511516
>Rny and Schneiderlin win balls in midfield - need those two
>Young - best player last game
>No memebeast - self explanatory at the moment
Don't think your meme arrows imply what you think they're implying.
>>64511557
iktf
do you get chicago town pizzas in norway?
>Costas favourite anime is Lucky Star
BASED ROONEY
>>64511581
Selvfolgelig
>van gaal out
>mou in
>some paki
lmao united "fans"
just ordered a lamb kebab, with salad and bbq sauce
you guys jelly?
need chelsea and southampton to win for £160
this is going to be comfy
>1min gone of late chship game
>it's already over
Yeees Stevie fancies us ;)
Still wish he joined us in 05 before those bin dippers threatened his family
>>64511602
never heard about, so probably not
>>64511573
hidink in the closet
>>64511549
Show me the dick
>VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL
Hva drikker dere i kveld, gutta?
Kaffe fåvæ.
>>64511603
Shit, but better than Azzar tbqh.
Give us a HD stream link boysies
>7 (seven) games without a win
>Poochester Poonited
>>64511618
>bbq sauce
>on a kebab
>not garlic
>>64511598
>2 most successful, supported and relevant teams in English history are from Manchester and Liverpool
>wahhh why do they get so many pundits
It's beautiful
Fuck off cali mugs
>>64510408
>About to get sacked
>"Lel time to stop trolling everyone and actually try to win"
I legit believe this is true, it's why he is finally dropping Fellaini and Carrick.
>>64511515
>tiers together with ranking
>>64511646
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3yjdud/match_thread_manchester_united_vs_chelsea/
why is this allowed?
So ABUs are hoping for a United win so LVG doesn't get sacked?
>>64511640
Diet Pepsi
>>64511640
For sent til kaffe, drikker te
>ywn fuck the coral girl
bad feel
>>64511692
Post more of his god tier ass.
Thank fuck Fellaini is benched.
Well, let's hope Schweini and Rooney get the team fighting for a win today.
>>64511618
chicken kebab with garlic and salad here, some chilli sauce on the side.
>dat A4 "banner"
>>64511720
>ywn fuck any girl
>>64511640
urge her
ser frem til diabetes fåvæ
>>64511706
jesus, didn't that happen last season too? spurs v leicester twice in a week?
>>64511674
>Le mad Dutchie meme
>>64511706
whats the issue
>>64511720
top qt, but she sounds like a drip
>>64511692
oh my god
>>64511706
The FA is throwing the meme teams at one another in the hopes that they'll cancel each other out and things will go back to normal.
>>64511723
no way thats a guy
>>64511692
Please more
>>64511732
cheer up lad
>>64510768
>Doing well in a league where Roberto Firmino was prolific
W-O-W!
Is this the United vs Chelsea thread?
>>64511706
Because all great events happen twice
>>64511308
Trad Bricks la
>>64511692
would pay good money for that
>>64511732
>ywn fuck any girl for free
Should really just kill myself desu
why does matic still wear the mask?
>that fat bitch
THAT CHELSEA WHALE HOLY SHIT
>neverton
>>64511772
Because he's still shit. I miss Zorres desu.
>>64511776
Rude she's a kid
>>64511772
Because he is the Batman.
>>64511715
>han har ikke drukket nok kaffe til at koffein ikke har noen særlig virkning på ham lenger
rister oppgitt på hodet
She's a big girl
>>64511778
They decided to invite a fan from Texas for some reason.
>>64511776
That's high test you beta fag
>>64511772
perhaps he's wondering why they would sack the manager when the shit players are the problem
>>64511741
Shmoke and a pancake?
HIGH TEST
>>64511772
I would have ditched it after that penalty last game
he clearly couldn't see the ball properly
>>64511646
HD STREAM HERE LADS
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>That mammoth mascot
i remember when this used to be a good fixture
>autistic fatty
HERE WE GO
>>64511515
>pepperoni
>chocolate
U wot m8?
>>64511806
Bong & a blitz for me Jeff
excuse me lads I'm still laughing at everton
>Dat Chelsea girl
Woop woop dat arse is fat
>>64511169
Not in his last season, basically the same squad that Moyes finished 7th with except for Fellaini I believe. He insists he left Moyes a good side but only Ferguson could have got that team to win the league.
>>64511796
For you
>Everyone applauding Van Gaal
>20 minutes in those same people will chant for Jose
>>64511612
Avliv degselv
>>64511815
That not a nice way to describe /sp/
>>64511830
Nah, she's just fat. Woop woop is reserved for sexy pawgs and latinas.
>betting adverts
>during the shake
Worse than american sponsor breaks desu
is england really jumping on the whole progressive body image thing
I have never seen an unhealthier football kid than that chelsea landwhale
>Ellie now bandwagons Chelsea
What a budget banner
>>64511838
I've always wondered how bandwagoners deal with losses do they just jump ship?
>>64511802
Come on man, wait until they let United score before complaining.
Hope memepiss gets booed the cunt
I wonder if Jose will sell Mata back to chelsea in the january window
>LEAVE
>VANISH
>GO
>>64511692
Obvious shoop
dubs and azzar scores tbpqhwyl
>>64511858
The parents pay the club to allow their kid to walk out with the team, it's got nothing to do with the British government. The little fat girl just has some rich parents.
Fuck it. Nervous as fuck but we're going to win lads...
Come on United!
>>64511872
I know a lot of former Leeds fans now support Man City.
ITS
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>64511872
That's why they're called bangwagoners familia, someone post the yank who wanted to swap his seahawks stuff for patriots stuff.
>>64511896
Ruined it, second try
PC Webb has been doing well for himself since retiring 2bh
fuck these embarrassing banners
>this fucking clown with the poster
so glad I'm not a Poonited fan
>>64511891
hopefully
hazard will score two
remember this post when it happens boys
>>64511905
>Paki
>We
ARSENAL 1-0 UP ALREADY
GET FUCKED MIDTABLE SLUGS
>>64511894
HIGH TEST
Fuck me, United with high pressure and more than 2 men up the field... is this a miracle?
>>64511931
TOPKEK
>>64511931
GENIUS POSTER
WOW
>>64511894
>no-one even wants to look at her
>Blind laughing
>marshall looks worried.
>>64511894
She's a big girl
Aaaaaand 0-0 here we come
Lads the thread seem kinda empty, ABUs and ABCs boycotting this thread? Low from Arsefags and Kloppos
>it's a bt sport gimmicks episode
fuck this channel 2bh
its funny because theyre both shit
As a neutral, who do I root for?
>Chelsea, because lel Van Gaal
or
>Man United, because Chelshit near the relegation zone is comedy gold
TROLLBAR
>>64511937
Not impossible, but I think it's unlikely chelshit will score 2 own goals in the same game.
WEW
MATA
FUCK THE POST FUCK FUCK FUCK
Wew
>>64511953
you cheeky cunt
fuuaarrrk
united coming for blood?
>tfw we've got to a point where watford v spurs and everton v stoke is a bigger game than utd v chelsea
wew lads
>>64511872
Depends on the fan. I saw an Asian kid wear a Manchester City shirt 2 or 3 days every week before they played Barca in the Champions League and a Barca shirt literally three days later. I asked him if he lost a bet and joked about city's defense, and then he started making fun of City too and said that he was "glad to be a Barcelona fan".
>tfw you realize your stream is behind
holy shit
Chelsea look fucking rumbled, SAF ghost managing.
>gasped
>united
Fucking hell what's happening lads? We're witnessing a miracle...
Fergie must have had the hairdryer out...
SLIP
>Blind
hitting the crossbar just gives them hope, will make the loss even more sweet
>SLIPPY B
SAVED
Chelsea literally don't know how to cross well
>Marcy Al
Why is Martin Tyler talking about Married With Children?
De Gea holy shit
>SLIPPPY
>>64512010
kingtiger m8
Blind, our best central defender.
what a start lads
DE GOAT DE GOAT
>Blind being blind again
already more chances in this game than the last 15 at ot combined
>>64512002
m8 he was just a kid
SLIPPY B
John Terry pls
>THE CITY OF REAL MADRID
>letting blind catch up to you
HAZARD IS FUCKING DONE
>>64512002
Fuck off, no way they're that bad.
>2 big saves already
Wheeey we got a decent match lads
>DE GAY
What a save
fuck you de gea, its my brithday, let terry score
>>64511931
>Vanish
Is LVG secretly Ozil?
De GOAT
Price up by another million.
damn
Jesus, maybe we won't be getting a 0-0 after all
All Chelsea so far
TYBCB
De Gea has got iron fucking wrists...
if chelsea win the meme is over
THIS FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>>64512044
Yes watching that one, Mata's shot was half a minute behind
Mata will give the game of his life tonight, he's terrified of playing under Mouyes again
>>64511967
already have been two clear chances, Just wait, I feel like this game will have lots of goals, since van gaal will be going all out attack or it's his head.
>>64512085
faulty throw in just before the chance
what will be the bigger meme result?
>mfw this ends up one of the best games of the season and both teams return to form
>found a really good stream
>American commentators
Fuck
>Both teams are attacking
???
>terry heads straight at de gay
>BAH GAD ALLMIGHTY TOP CLASS REFLEXESES FROM DAVIDE DE GAY AS GOD AS MAH WITNESS THIS IS BOY IS SPESHULL
Fuck romanian commentators
this match lacks le cut inside man playing for a dutch coach
>>64512078
Why does Google say de gay is 6'4? He's like 5'11 at best
>>64512113
>Chelshit
>Return to form
Choose one
>>64512100
press live, mines ok
When was the last time United scored more than 2 goals in a league match?
>>64512119
Kek
So annoying but tbf I'm sure they're slowly getting better
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>64512128
thats cause he has normal proportions
SHARE YOUR IMAGES ON INSTAGRAM
>the game isn't absolute shit
...w-what's going on here?
>>64512119
I'm American and we don't even have American commentators for the game. Both guys on the NBC broadcast are Brits.
>>64512119
>Mute
>Put on 5 live.
>>64512056
>m8 he was just a kid
We're both in college, he was 19 or 20.
>>64512061
>Fuck off, no way they're that bad.
He's the worst one I've seen, but some of these bandwagoners can change allegiances pretty damn quickly. I haven't seen a Chelsea shirt on campus since last semester.
>that sandnigger flag
>>64512138
1999
lmaoing at poonited slugs
>>64512122
>straight at de gay
ABDDG
biggest club in the world
>Got into footy 4 months ago
>Pick Chelsea as my club because I have the same birthday as Mourinho
>Chelsea immediately start losing and Mourinho gets sacked
Fucking bullshit
>>64512122
Don't know what you're talking about, that was a great save m8
>Oscar being invisible
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
LRL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>pedro
>little cheating cunt
>He's a great technician?
The fuck?
CLOSE
>Pooey Van Hack
>>64512122
that wasn't an easy save by an means you retard
>>64512138
January 13 2013.
can't decide who I want to lose more lads
this is like a double birthday
>>64512183
>you will never blow a fat load up LRL's tight arse
kill me
>>64512075
>>64512085
Thanks, Argiebro, I can be a lazy faggot today then and just watch the game.
tbqh lads I don't know if this semen-slurping cuck league is for me
we'll play well until the 20th minute then do fuck all as always
>LVG talking to staff
>Not writing notes
What's going on lads?
>>64512183
As if Willian or Pedro did anything so far.
>>64512183
He isn't playing you fucking retard.
>score 3 goals
>youngster of the year
>>64512195
fuck off even fatass paddy kenny would have easily saved that
why is courtois yellow? he's normally teal when chelsea plays blue
>>64512208
Not enough semen slurping and cucking for a pro like you?
>>64512119
Are you retarded? The American channel broadcasting this is using English announcers.
>>64512216
Saying goodbye
>>64512066
Happy birthday my friend
>>64512203
>inb4 0-0
>>64512158
Too many careers on the line. Chelsea want to avoid relegation, Van Gall wants to avoid the sack and Mata wants to avoid the Mouyes.
>>64512208
>Sweden
>Calling anyone a cuck
Pick one, Sven
>>64512138
Everton
>>64512163
Fucking hell, glad I don't see any of that shit go down on my campus.
>>64512122
OH OH OH LOOK AT ME I'M RO-FUCKING-MANIAN OOOOOOH LA LAAAAAAAAAA I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL OH WAIT NO I DON'T! NO I FUCKING DON'T!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH VLAD!
SHUT - YOUR - FOOOOOOKIN - MOUTH
>>64512223
lol
>>64512208
Best league in the world senpai.
Least is isn't gonna be a predictable season this year.
>>64512205
gay af
>>64512225
how do you even know that / why do you care
>>64512218
(You)
>>64512211
Go shave yourself ya paki cunt
>>64512225
>teal
wew lad
>>64512235
thanks, cant even watch the whole match cause I'm about to go out, wish it wouldve started earlier
>>64512225
It's his favorite kit
>memetial the european young player of the year
>last year is was sterlel
They are joking surely.
>United actually playing decently
What's going on
this chevrolet sponsor is ugly af
incoming 5th lose in a row for van laal
>le cross inside man
>>64512260
>would you like to earn between $1 million and $5 million a month? I need to see you working with footballing talent and today I'll be that talent
Why don't players get sacked? It's not the manager who is on the pitch but the players. So why do the managers get sacked instead of the culprits?
>>64512260
tv isnt even plugged in to anything
>>64512249
becuase I watch all chelsea matches and the goaly's home jersey is teal
What's your favourite Chelsea chant?
>>64512270
Ferguson did the team talk
>>64512275
t. alberto barbosa
No one defending on Darmian, both Willian and Ivanovic pointing at him. I hate it.
>>64512270
Schmiederfield and good wingers.
>>64512245
chillax manlet
Do you think Martial should be up front or rppney?
>Chelsea 27% possession
>>64512260
Why do you just post pictures in match threads lad, I've seen you do it for a while now. Can you type?
>it's a spam crosses until someone gets a lucky header episode
Are there two less interesting teams in world football?
>>64512273
Coloured sponsor logos are unacceptable tbf
>>64512225
I heard in an interview he fancies the yellow costume the most
Tadic 1-0
What's the biggest willy you'd let deep inside your arris?
why doesn't schneiderlin play more often
RLC WHEN?????????????????
I don't get it, Manure playing well so far, guess it meanq LVG will be sacked and players finally decided to put in some effort
southampton winning 1-0
>man u games
>>64512288
the one where they say "all the other teams are crud"
>>64512217
good thing we got rid of mourinho since he was the problem then
>>64512281
only winter and summer transfer windows for removing filth
>>64512297
Too bad he has no end product. Worst crosser of the ball on the team.
>>64512288
CHAM-PI-ON-SHIP
CHAM-PI-ON-SHIP
>>64512302
They haven't done shit in the past few minutes
Literally just watching the ball
DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE
>tfw ABUoC
what do lads
>best league in the world
top kek
>>64512301
Rooney as then Memphis wont be playing on the wing.
>>64512280
kek'd hard
>>64512320
Don't watch it then :^)
>>64512183
just made an important slide tackle, lay off for a while m8.
falling asleep here lads
>>64512316
When you're in the championship faggot
>>64512319
Post the woman's reaction.
>>64512316
He's dead lad, we're stuck with Mikel
>>64512283
>the socket isn't in view, therefore it is not plugged in
Anyone here watched the Forest v Leeds match yesterday evening?
>>64512323
Well yeah, he's the one who bought them, isn't he?
>shitscar
>>64512288
100% plastic
>jenkinson at it again
>>64512353
exactly
>>64512302
>>64512329
They'll score first.
>>64512302
>Tfw winning 73-27
How are we down in 6th again m8? We win pretty much every match.
>Chelsea playing 4-4-F-2
>>64512320
Pretty much. I was going to go to Old Trafford today but volounteered for overtime at work instead. They're just so boring to watch nowadays.
>>64512334
>tfw ABUoCoAoMCoL
every year is the best year
>>64512354
>Watching Championship games
SLIPPY O STRIKES AGAIN
>>64512335
Ours is shit as well though, Fernando
>arslel
POST
>>64512360
You should take everything at face value.
You have to go deeper anon, that is when you will start to discover.
>>64512299
>being this publically ass ravaged
>I-i-I k-know I'll call him a m-manlet th-that'll sow him !
Fuck I hate Romanians...
POST
MEMETIAL BTFO
Martial is the future GOAT
TROLLPOST
>Players gotta be in the box for a cross
-_-
fucking kek
>>64512373
I'd rather watch the fucking Conference North than this boring ass shit.
That match was hella fun unlike this hoofball
That boy Woodwork is having a blinder so far
DAT SAVE
Based post
Bar v2
TROLLPOST
english """"premier"""" league top teams
>oskek
>marshall
>marcy al
>POST
>letting martial almost score
typical chelsea
TROLLBAR AGAIN AYYLMAO
>Marital
Literally fucking GOAT
FUCKING POST
Chelsea really suck at soccer!
Holy fuck pls win I want you to look like this the whole season.
wew
Ivanovic getting skinned again
>martial
>good
pick one
Is it worth paying £7 for a Now TV pass to watch?
Why is United attacking?
TROLLPOST BEST POST
martial is wasted for manure. hope he joins a proper club soon
post your face when manure loses after all these chances
Holy fuck, why is ivanovic playing against Martial.
>>64512403
Underrated banter.
>>64512376
we have the best teams in the world m7
why is martial always making shit happen? where are the 20+ year old players?
>shooting from distance
This is spooky.
Top shit by Martial
Is it just me or does Rooney not seem to want any of the action? He seems to want to give the ball away any time he gets it
reminder that united fans think young is good
Can Chelsea do a Leicester?
>>64512412
>>64512413
t. Alberto Barbosa
I can't tell if this is a good game or just okay because I've spent months watching all the action in this game so far spread out across two games usually
>>64512401
> Conference League isn't constant hoofball
Back in your caravan.
>martial wasn't worth the price
>>64512389
Calm down there little guy,your team is playing well and impresively tall juan mata and anthony martian almost scored you should be happy
Ivanovic
>>64512430
watch stream dumbass
>>64512443
he's the only one with the ball skills and agility to beat a man
>>64512431
rebelling against Elle Vee Gee
>>64512431
They're disregarding the filos-sophie, Alberto Barbosa
unironically playing in a meme league
>>64512447
obvious symptom of shit confidence lad
>>64512430
'no'
>piggie is a starter at united
nice "league"
>>64512461
I'll fucking kill you, you seething cunt
>it's a young runs quick, slows down and gets his cross blocked episode
sick of reruns
>>64512447
He fucking knows he's a passenger nowadays, the guy is 100% past it
Where is depay lads
>smallings
>>64512501
in the bin
>>64512501
who
One of the best United performances I've seen in a while
If they don't finish sometime soon though Chelsea will get the first goal
>>64512354
Saw a bit of it but switched over to nfl
>>64512442
And yet, the games are boring as fuck
NO ERA PENAL
Also >pooney
Fucking hell the whole Chelsea defence was literally ball watching, don't even want to put a foot in.
>>64512442
And that's great for the Champions League. But the EPL is way more fun to watch, it's got a nice blend of competitiveness and talent.
schweinsteiger has changed the distribution nicely
>>64512607
>talent
this game is actually fun to watch, who would have thought
lol how is that a yellow
Rppney actually trying, who would've knew that
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK YOU MASHIT
