Man Utd: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Young, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Herrera, Martial, Rooney.
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Jones, Carrick, Fellaini, Pereira, Memphis
Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Hazard
Subs: Begovic, Baba Rahman, Djilobodji, Ramires, Loftus-Cheek, Traore, Kenedy
>>64510408
eat shit tripfag
>Hazard at striker
0-0 incoming
>hazard as striker
>Hazard up top
uwotm8
>>64510408
>Hazard ST
Delusions
How many bong till kickoff?
>>64510469
55 bings m8
manchester when are you meeting up with LRL
Who /hopes Van Gaal manages to turn this thing around/ here?
Should put Schurrle up top.
>>64510408
>Hazard as striker
>Rooney as striker
Does either manager want to score?
It could be Pedro up front, not Hazard.
probably our best possible lineup actually
no more of that fellaini - carrick shite
>>64510408
>Pooney
Who ABU here?
>>64510498
Stop having hope.
>>64510505
Fellaini is literally better than Rooney up front desu.
Will Azzar under Guus act like an actual striker or like a 6th bus parking midfielder?
Stream?
>>64510528
>inb4 rooney scores a hat trick
>Hazard ST
>Rooney ST
Did Loic Remy die?
hoping for a boring 1-0 win then a Van Gaal resignation desu
>>64510597
hope he resigns on the pitch after the match
>winless in 5 PL games
>could still be 1 point behind 4th if united win this
I don't want van laal to get sacked. pls don't lose
>norwich
>tfw can't decide who I want to lose more
>>64510714
united for the post match bants
>chicharito: 15 goals in the last 13 games
>the entire manchester united team: 10 goals in the last 13 games
>lose van goof
>after 18 games, chelsea are 16th
>after 19 games, they can be 14th at best
Calling a 3-0 win for chelsea
THIS EVERTON GAME HOLY SHIT
>>64510790
Support your local club
The game starts in 40m and there was already a pre-match thread you faggot
>>64510868
this game is going to be such an incredible disappointment in comparison
>le 40+ million pound defender man
english youfs are the most overated shit in the world
how many goals will united score?
>Hazard up top
Do not watch this match.
>>64510485
>girl on the left
>those high-knee stockings
HHNNNNNGGGG
>>64510956
>girl
What is your ideal result of this match ?
for me it's 0-0 draw
>>64510977
>not preferring traps
gay desu
>ake and hector both sent off in their games
JUST
>>64510977
I-is that a trap? I'm slightly worried right now.
this is definitely ending 0-0 isn't it?
I think at this point Villa should go for the record, right?
>>64511034
low test 2bh
>>64511055
They might as well not bother turning up desu senpai
resurrection when
>van lala
>moose hiddink
is this the battle of the meme managers?
How long until kick off lads?
>>64510714
United for Van leel lost it
Please rate my memay
>>64511051
is there any dutch manager that isn't van laal's "nemesis"?
Dubs and Chelsea wins 3-0
>>64511093
32 bings
>>64511093
32 bings
>>64511093
32min
if this post ends in repeating numbers, van gaal does not get the sack
last two digits will be the game result, check'em faggots
>>64511140
nice
>>64511116
Where's her dick?
>>64511140
>>64511140
>United ever scoring more than 2 under van Gaal
'no'
>>64511077
why would he ruin his legacy trying to save a team of average players? when he was manager his united side were stacked top to bottom.
>>64511140
>united
>four goals
lel
Just a friendly that Hazard's form declined at around the same time that Naruto ended. He was obviously a NaruSaku fan.
>>64511116
>mins
>not bings
Damn Americans and their stupid measure systems
Don't know who to root for bros, I normally root against both these clubs.
Guess I'll root for Chelshit so Manure loses and LVG gets fired, but kinda want Chelshit to lose and stay near the relegation zone. What do?
>>64511140
Let me fix for you
>>64511187
*a friendly reminder
Cesc is sick, no news on Remy yet
>>64511211
I just hope it's not a shitty 0-0.
>>64511211
a really shit draw in which united get dominated
>>64511211
Root for a 0-0 draw. LVG gets fired and Chelsea stay near the relegation zone.
>>64511187
>hazard has shit taste
Not surprising.
>called out sick today
Feels good man
>>64511211
iktfb
Guys I just heard a rumour that Van Gaal is getting sacked after this.
>mfw dutch managers and players somehow still have jobs in football
>united """""fan"""""
>>64511187
>>64511248
I bet Costa bullies him for preferring Naruto over Evangelion
>>64511211
You hope for a high scoring draw with comical defending. Knowing these two though, it could be a complete snoozefest
>>64511249
>underage girl
>2ch
trust a japp to find some good jailbait
Are you comfy /espee/?
>>64511211
I root for Chelsea to see LVG fired. I want to see whats next meme manure coach
>>64511054
No. 2-0 for Chelsea. United's players want Aloisius gone.
>>64511281
>unted
>>64511249
Poor work morale 2bh
Haven't called in sick in 9 years
>>64511286
Looks old enough.
>>64511187
>He was obviously a NaruSaku fan.
Only masochists are NaruSaku fans, that relationship was nothing but abusive for 90% of the series
>>64511280
Are you spreading your chokiness just because you didn't get into the Euros?
>>64511281
>that fake crest
lol
>>64511051
Stay swollen, hemorrhoid.
>mfw hazard dives for a pen today
>>64511289
>34°C
Odio el calor, boludo.
>>64511319
Hazard is pure
he has never dived in his career
>>64511319
>and then misses his pen
>>64511335
This desu
>>64511298
what do you do? And I'm guessing you had today off anyway
>>64511293
manures players want LVG gone and chelshits players cant be arsed to give a fuck about playing
both teams are earning a combined 300 million pounds in wages
both teams need to be relegated 2bh
dubs and this is the game where van laal turns it all around
>>64511298
Fuck you and your holier than thou attitude 2bh
>>64511333
>(You)
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>>64511388
my favorite united chant desu
chelsea chelsea CHELSEA
Man utd - Chelsea matches are literally cancer
took my antidepressants
im ready
>>64511369
your other 6 fell over
>>64511283
>implying costa doesn't like thigs like black lagoon, hellsing ultimate and berserk
I am sure he wants to see violence and suffering.
>‘What has been your message to the team?’ LVG is asked.
>“Win.”
is he autistic?
How do you pronounce Louis Van Gaal, /sp/?
>>64511357
University, and you are right, although I've worked a bit on my exam paper
>>64511373
Just bantering you a bit lad
>>64511411
>that flag
heh
>>64511411
The only good one was when Torres missed the open goal.
>>64511307
n-no not at all
>Chelsea unironically fighting relegation
>>64511440
Lew iz Van Gal
>>64511433
That would be a goat line if this was a good team
>>64511442
>That flag
Fuck off peru
cant wait to hear the mourinho chants when van laal loses tbeh lads
>>64511440
looch bann gay-all
>Kane has scored more goals this season than Rooney, Martial, and Costa combined
Feels good having a striker desu
>>64510408
Actually looks like a really good lineup save for Shaw missing.
>>64511440
Mee-dee-oh-ker
Oh yeaaaaaa joseeeeee
he was once a great sailor who ran a dangerous ship
they won the premiership trophy and embarked on a second trip
then his prized talisman made it all go RIP
the size of his entailing fit couldn't prevent the drip
the drip of the sinking ship that soon got even worse
"OH WHY EVA, WHYD YOU LEAVE THIS CURSE"
his players started to turn on him, his captain was the first
then his hair started to thin as they took coutois to a hearse
"CESC WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME LAST YEAR WE CAME IN FIRST"
poor mou didn't yet realize he's yet to hit the worst
3 points to Stoke, 3 points to West Ham
"OH WHATS HAPPENING?? WE'RE LOSING ALL OUR FANS"
"EDEN WHERE ARE YOU? GO AND FALL OVER MAN"
1 POINT TO NEWCASTLE 1 POINT TO TOTTEN-HAM
EVA I DONT CARE ANYMORE
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
THE EVIL WITCH JUST LAUGHED AS THEY APPROACHED VARDYS PARTY
THE EVIL BRITS SMILE WAS AS VILE AS JOSES DAUGHTER
JOSE BLANKLY STARED, PREPARING TO BE SLAUGHTERED
BANG! BANG! BANG!
THE FAT LADY SANG
willian to get a hat trick of free kicks
Chicken Kebab meal is on its way lads
>>64511446
>that 5-4
>that 3-3 when welbeck started his diving properly
>that 3-0 to seal the title
>that 5-0 when chelsea were not normal title contenders
>that macheda handball followed by drogba
==// OFFICIAL PIZZA power ranking //==
GOD TIER
1. Pepperoni
2. Shrimp
3. Chocolate
4. Black Olives
5. 4Cheeses
POWER GAP
DELICIOUS TIER
6. BBQ Chicken
7. Condensed milk and banana
8. Cheese
9. Italian Sausage
POWER GAP
ACCEPTABLE TIER
10. Bacon
11. Corn (no tomato, preferable chicken)
12. BBQ Turkey
13. Onions
POWER GAP
PLEBEIAN TIER
14. Mushroom
15. Green peppers
16. Tuna
POWER GAP
R.I.P MY TASTE BUDS TIER
90000. Actual tomato slices
90001. Endive
90001.5. Broccoli-Ricotta Pizza
POWER GAP
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF TIER
900000000. Anything with Cauliflower
900000001. Pineapple
900000002. Roasted Garlic & Spinach
POWER GAP THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE
ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS AWFUL TASTE TIER
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
6.26^23. Anchovies
>>64511500
>Pooney
>Young at LB
>No Memepiss
>>64511497
What part of Israel are you from m8?
>>64510951
how many goals will united score?
>united score
>>64511187
kek
>64511515
No (You), but I will check your dubs.
>>64511441
nice man I should really go back to school. Might be able to go for free inshallah.
>>64511515
>Anchovies are shit
(You)
i hope united win 5-0 and van gaal keeps his job
and then go back to being shit
Hiddink is based
>>64511515
>got a pepperoni pizza in the oven atm
>will be ready when the game starts
comfy af desu
>>64511520
None, but my grandfather survived the holocaust.
>>64511515
pepperoni is kinda shit tbhfam, at least when its under the cheese
chipotle chicken and bacon strips is goat
Where is Diego Costa?
>>64511549
Surely that's a man.
>>64511549
it's me
>>64511557
Grandiosa?
>posting slags before the game has started
Stop this shit
>>64511573
suspended
Fucking Mancs and Scourers always on the punditry jobs.
>>64511516
>Rny and Schneiderlin win balls in midfield - need those two
>Young - best player last game
>No memebeast - self explanatory at the moment
Don't think your meme arrows imply what you think they're implying.
>>64511557
iktf
do you get chicago town pizzas in norway?
>Costas favourite anime is Lucky Star
BASED ROONEY
>>64511581
Selvfolgelig
>van gaal out
>mou in
>some paki
lmao united "fans"
just ordered a lamb kebab, with salad and bbq sauce
you guys jelly?
need chelsea and southampton to win for £160
this is going to be comfy
>1min gone of late chship game
>it's already over
Yeees Stevie fancies us ;)
Still wish he joined us in 05 before those bin dippers threatened his family
>>64511602
never heard about, so probably not
>>64511573
hidink in the closet
>>64511549
Show me the dick
>VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL >VAN LAAL
Hva drikker dere i kveld, gutta?
Kaffe fåvæ.
>>64511603
Shit, but better than Azzar tbqh.
Give us a HD stream link boysies
>7 (seven) games without a win
>Poochester Poonited
>>64511618
>bbq sauce
>on a kebab
>not garlic
>>64511598
>2 most successful, supported and relevant teams in English history are from Manchester and Liverpool
>wahhh why do they get so many pundits
It's beautiful
Fuck off cali mugs
>>64510408
>About to get sacked
>"Lel time to stop trolling everyone and actually try to win"
I legit believe this is true, it's why he is finally dropping Fellaini and Carrick.
>>64511515
>tiers together with ranking
>>64511646
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3yjdud/match_thread_manchester_united_vs_chelsea/
why is this allowed?
So ABUs are hoping for a United win so LVG doesn't get sacked?
>>64511640
Diet Pepsi
>>64511640
For sent til kaffe, drikker te
>ywn fuck the coral girl
bad feel
>>64511692
Post more of his god tier ass.
Thank fuck Fellaini is benched.
Well, let's hope Schweini and Rooney get the team fighting for a win today.
>>64511618
chicken kebab with garlic and salad here, some chilli sauce on the side.
>dat A4 "banner"
>>64511720
>ywn fuck any girl
>>64511640
urge her
ser frem til diabetes fåvæ
>>64511706
jesus, didn't that happen last season too? spurs v leicester twice in a week?
>>64511674
>Le mad Dutchie meme
>>64511706
whats the issue
>>64511720
top qt, but she sounds like a drip
>>64511692
oh my god
>>64511706
The FA is throwing the meme teams at one another in the hopes that they'll cancel each other out and things will go back to normal.
>>64511723
no way thats a guy
>>64511692
Please more
>>64511732
cheer up lad
>>64510768
>Doing well in a league where Roberto Firmino was prolific
W-O-W!
Is this the United vs Chelsea thread?
>>64511706
Because all great events happen twice
>>64511308
Trad Bricks la
>>64511692
would pay good money for that
>>64511732
>ywn fuck any girl for free
Should really just kill myself desu
why does matic still wear the mask?
>that fat bitch
THAT CHELSEA WHALE HOLY SHIT
>neverton
>>64511772
Because he's still shit. I miss Zorres desu.
>>64511776
Rude she's a kid
>>64511772
Because he is the Batman.
>>64511715
>han har ikke drukket nok kaffe til at koffein ikke har noen særlig virkning på ham lenger
rister oppgitt på hodet
She's a big girl
>>64511778
They decided to invite a fan from Texas for some reason.
>>64511776
That's high test you beta fag
>>64511772
perhaps he's wondering why they would sack the manager when the shit players are the problem
>>64511741
Shmoke and a pancake?
HIGH TEST
>>64511772
I would have ditched it after that penalty last game
he clearly couldn't see the ball properly
>>64511646
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>That mammoth mascot
i remember when this used to be a good fixture
>autistic fatty
HERE WE GO
>>64511515
>pepperoni
>chocolate
U wot m8?
>>64511806
Bong & a blitz for me Jeff
excuse me lads I'm still laughing at everton
>Dat Chelsea girl
Woop woop dat arse is fat
>>64511169
Not in his last season, basically the same squad that Moyes finished 7th with except for Fellaini I believe. He insists he left Moyes a good side but only Ferguson could have got that team to win the league.
>>64511796
For you
>Everyone applauding Van Gaal
>20 minutes in those same people will chant for Jose
>>64511612
Avliv degselv
>>64511815
That not a nice way to describe /sp/
>>64511830
Nah, she's just fat. Woop woop is reserved for sexy pawgs and latinas.
>betting adverts
>during the shake
Worse than american sponsor breaks desu
is england really jumping on the whole progressive body image thing
I have never seen an unhealthier football kid than that chelsea landwhale
>Ellie now bandwagons Chelsea
What a budget banner
>>64511838
I've always wondered how bandwagoners deal with losses do they just jump ship?
>>64511802
Come on man, wait until they let United score before complaining.
Hope memepiss gets booed the cunt
I wonder if Jose will sell Mata back to chelsea in the january window
>LEAVE
>VANISH
>GO
>>64511692
Obvious shoop
dubs and azzar scores tbpqhwyl
>>64511858
The parents pay the club to allow their kid to walk out with the team, it's got nothing to do with the British government. The little fat girl just has some rich parents.
Fuck it. Nervous as fuck but we're going to win lads...
Come on United!
>>64511872
I know a lot of former Leeds fans now support Man City.
ITS
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>64511872
That's why they're called bangwagoners familia, someone post the yank who wanted to swap his seahawks stuff for patriots stuff.
>>64511896
Ruined it, second try
PC Webb has been doing well for himself since retiring 2bh
fuck these embarrassing banners
>this fucking clown with the poster
so glad I'm not a Poonited fan
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