Watford vs Tottenham
Watford: Gomes; Anya, Cathcart, Britos, Ake; Capoue, Watson; Abdi, Deeney (c), Jurado; Ighalo.
>Spurs: Lloris (C); Trippier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Dembele; Lamela, Carroll, Alli; Kane
Palace vs Swansea
Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Hangeland, Souare; Zaha, Jedinak (c), Cabaye, Puncheon; McArthur; Chamakh.
>Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Amat, Williams (C), Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Grimes, Emnes, Barrow, Gomis
West Brom vs Newcastle
West Brom: Myhill; Olsson, Yacob, Evans, Morrison, Anichebe, Brunt, McAuley, Fletcher, Dawson, Sessegnon.
>Newcastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic.
Everton vs Stoke
Everton: Howard, Galloway, Funes Mori, Stones, Coleman, Barry (c), McCarthy, Deulofeu, Kone, Barkley, Lukaku.
>Stoke: Butland, Pieters, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Johnson, Whelan, Affelay, Cameron, Arnautovic, Shaqiri, Bojan.
Norwich vs Villa
Norwich: Rudd; Martin (c), Bennett, Bassong, Brady; Tettey, Howson, Dorrans, Hoolahan; Redmond, Mbokani.
>Villa: Guzan; Hutton, Richards, Clark, Richardson; Bacuna, Gana, Westwood, Weretout; Sinclair, Ayew.
>Richardson
>no Okore
The fuck?
PLAY SHIT GET BANGED
1st for Storm Frank.
>>64508064
Where did you find the confirmed team sheets? All I could get was speculative.
>>64508081
twitter you fucking retard
>>64508081
Sky sports' twitter feed
>>64508081
442 twitter is a good source.
Little team sheets and all.
>No Eriksen
What is Pochettino smoking
I said it in the last thread but I want you all to know how buttfucking delusional I am
I genuinely believe that villa can stay up
>even fucking anichebe starts over berahino nowadays
top kek
>>64508102
It's not delusion m8, it's faith.
That defence though...
what game am i supposed to watch
Why aren't any of these matches on the telly lads?
It isn't a saturday so the 3pm ban shouldn't be a problem
>>64508116
>richards comes back
>Okay, we can have a relatively solid back line now
>Richards at right back
>Okore and Clark in the center, yeah they've been good together. Were the best defense in the league at a point last season statistically speaking
>I guess that leaves Bacuna at left back, yeah he's not great at defending but he's good at attacking and we need to score goals
>see team sheet
>Richardson and Hutton
>FUCK SAKE
>>64508087
Ah, of course. I always forget it exists desu, makes me feel old. Should I take the plunge and get an account lads? Seems like such a crock of shit but does it actually do a good job of keeping you up-to-date on things that matter?
>>64508121
Probably Watford vs Spurs
Basically anything but West Brom
>>64508137
Yeah Grandad, just follow all the footy accounts.
>losing to Neil Lelnon
>Poo Lambert
>>64508137
Do it m8
You don't have to post shit but it can be a good sauce of #bantz
tony pulis is a cancer
>>64508124
>Why aren't any of these matches on the telly lads?
budget cuts
you want an increase in your telly tax?
>Blackburn
Christ.
Harry Kane?
More like Hurricane.
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>>64508162
>Be villa fan
>Know west brom supporters
>Weekly tagged in facebook 'banter' posts about villa being shit by them
>Would still prefer to be in Villa's position than to be managed by Tony Pulis
>>64508176
Dwight GAYLE
HAHAHAHAHA
>>64508188
Because of the playing style of because he's a twat?
>>64508195
CristiaNO RonalDONT do this.
But I am genuinely worried about this storm.
>>64508198
Playing style
being a twat obviously doesn't help, but I can't stand that boring ass football
>>64508207
He just play the Aston Villa way eh?
>Utd/Chelsea on at 5:30
FFS can't we just get this complete clusterfuck over with already?
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64508215
Nah, the aston villa way is shit too
But Pulis is a specialist in avoiding relagtion. All ambition ends after that for him.
what the fuck do I watch la's
>Steven Gerrard has scored as many Premier League goals in 2015 as Wayne Rooney.
>>64508237
>pooney
>>64508225
That's true, but it's not like you have to keep him forever.
He provides a great base for someone else to work on once he's gone.
>>64508247
Nah, I think Gerrard scored some in the second half of last season
>>64508220
I think the want comes from there being really no other alternative at the moment.
>>64508236
none, all shit
>>64508232
>van laal
> in charge of a poor team, on the edge on CL places
>mouyes
>in charge of team that just won the league, take them to edge of relegation
Why do they want mouyes?
>>64508232
w2c/how to travel to different timeline?
>>64508236
Everton Stoke
>>64508259
Are United really that desperate that they can't wait till the end of the season?
>>64508247
6, you dope
>>64508270
same reason they wanted van gaal i guess
proven track record everywhere they go, lots of success and experience
>>64508259
>replying to pasta
>>64508064
Okore probably isn't playing because he played 2 days ago.
Mancini to United in the summer?
>>64508176
rip poortherners
>tfw southern master race
>>64508278
Utd haven't lost 5 games in a row since 1936.
This is how bad it is.
Look at all these pleb teams playing, lol
>>64508064
>all these largely unchanged teams
>epl in charge of squad depth
>>64508338
> mfw Bournemouth predictably beat Arsenil
>>64508338
vardy should be fresh for the city match after not playing against liverpool
>>64508176
Thanks Cumbria for taking the brunt of the storm off the rest of us
rip in piece
guess I'll watch Tottenham's young English lads
>>64508064
>Trippy-ayy
For what purpose?
any games on television today?
john hartson has cancer
press f to pay respects
>>64508338
>chatting shit
You know what's coming
>mfw arseshit actually thought they wouldnt bottle it like every other year
>>64508386
El borico
>>64508388
again?
that's a shame
>rob elliot "unwell", won't start match
JUST
>>64508338
Hate this >pretending to be a smug Lester bandwagoner meme
>Garth Crooks thinks Man United can win the title
>>64508325
>master race
>puts lemonade in his beer
Fuck off la
>>64508407
Been a st holder since I was a lad. Seen Tony Cottee kill off Utd back in the day
>>64508403
no he just sounds like shit on final score today
>>64508426
oh, I was genuinely sad :(
I always wonder where Villa would be if they actually gave alex mcleish time to properly work with the squad.
of course the fans never gave him a chance and forced him out just because he managed birmingham. so petty.
Fuck off McClaren
I know Newcastle fans get a lot of stick but I never thought it would get to the point where I would kill for the manager to play people in the right positions.
Wijnaldum STILL on the wing, plus Sissoko to an extent but no other options. So essentially two midfielders on the wing whilst the 13million pound winger sits on the bench.
Dummett STILL in the side. Mbabu must be tearing his dreads out.
Colback UNDROPPABLE despite not being able to attack, or defend. Anita only marginally better.
Midfield gets absolutely dominated every game and he persists with Colback/Anita combo. It's absolutely basic. If something isn't working you change it, not persist and hope for the best.
Looks like Mahrez is off to Arsenal. Time to drop him from your fantasy side lads.
fuck.
oi you britbongs, which 'earlier' match should i watch.
everton-stoke or spurs-watford?
>>64508455
everton stoke will be superbly entertaining
>>64508455
The Barcelona reject derby
>>64508453
Tom Lawrence will replace him.
is a match thread even worth it lads
>>64508471
nah mate, stay comfy in here
>>64508284
ty senpai
>these awful matches
I think I'm gonna watch Rangers v Hibernian tbqh lads
how butthurt were arse with Shane Long the other night?
>>64508455
uh the one that will have the most goals obviously
>mfw I only just realized all the 10am matches are complete dross
>>64508445
I agree, aside from the fact >we don't have any wingers anyway, so it's either play people out of position or have them cluster in the centre, seeing as how they love to buy only CAM/CF players
Tiote isn't good any more, hell they've played fucking Gouffran in there several times. Squad is terrible with no depth, will take several transfer windows to undo.
And most worryingly, the most problematic positions of CB/full backs/defensive midfield/wingers get ignored in favour of trying to recruit more strikers
>>64508488
whut about everton stoke, lad?
>>64508478
>>64508488
JFs please go
isnt it weird how lucky everton are
>>64508492
Why not, I suppose
Why is that match particularly good?
I'm kinda tempted to watch west am for my boy Slaven
Writing an exam about adaption theory in foreign policy desu lads
Taking a break to watch the footie though
What kind of tea are you all drinking?
>>64508492
>Literally Who vs. Figuratively Whom
wake me up when a real team like man utd or arsenal are playing
>>64508488
>10am
Get you shit together Canada, it's almost 4pm
>Dembele
>not injured
That was close
>>64508504
> real team like man utd
Stopped right there, because my sides couldn't handle all the keks.
Who /comfy/ here?
>tfw soccer saturday on your day off
>warm snuggled on the couch
Who /comfy/ here?
everton v stoke the match to watch lads?
>>64508502
coffee
>17 premier league games without a win
Christ, I didn't think it would get worse after lambert going
>>64508491
I would replace Colback with Wijnaldum and put Thauvin on the left. Agree with everything you've said though.
This will make you feel better...
http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97441.0.html
>>64508523
>>64508522
Here. I'm in bed.
haven't opened my curtains all month desu
>>64508498
Everton are almost never lucky, if you're talking about the late winner against Newcastle
>trippier
>carroll
oh god what is this. especially trippier wtf
>>64508545
>>64508554
Check the score you mong
>Norwich announcer counting down for Norwich fans to start singing
Is this worse than playing music after scoring?
>>64508523
I'm off as well (I do have a job believe it or not), but I have a bit of stomach ache so that's ruining all the comfyness
>>64508552
Carroll is getting his just reward for the effort he put in last game
>>64508539
Jesus Christ
It's like we're trying to be Cardiff, except by spending less money
>tfw no office chair
I'm sitting here on a wooden dining chair like a fucking animal
>>64508564
Exactly, you should have been 2-0 down and had the goalie sent off
being shit =/= being unlucky
>>64508565
Everything to do with Norwich is cancer. Ed Balls is their new chairman ffs, hope they get relegated and rot.
>>64508574
Are you comfy in your pj's?
>Dembele already working his magic
That man has the softest touch I have ever seen
ww@ late night ausbros??
proud /chels/ and /chink/
>>64508455
Both
>Amond has 18 goals this season.
AHAHHAAA
>>64508569
he scored a good goal, let's not pretend he did anything else. not taking it away from him
anyway my main concern is trippier. our defence is settled and he hasn't looked good in europe
>>64508584
>not rating Ed Balls
Spoken like a true tory rentboy
>>64508588
Got this really nice Villa dressing gown for Christmas
It's really soft and you wouldn't notice it was a football teams product if it didn't have the crest on it
>all these literally who teams
nice schedule eplel
>>64508601
True (the bit about Trippier)
Spurs - Watford looks like a League 2 match so far
You now remember:
- Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Welbeck
- Jack Wilshere
- Luke Shaw
who else drinking five nights in a row here?
need a break until new years after tonight. comfy level is high.
>3 games in 7 days
>w-why are we rotating
Alli did nothing wrong there
>>64508471
Yeah m8, I'd have one.
pff alli dindunuffin
>>64508611
VIDIC
I
D
I
C
>that
>a yellow
>spurs almost down to 10 men 5 mins in
fucking kek
>internet going slow as fuck
stream won't work lads, gonna ruin my day
>>64508541
I have a blanket over my blinds like a heroin den.
>>64508632
Bit dangerous perhaps
I'd book Alli for looking like a mong
Ayy delle that should be red
>>64508628
Literally never heard of any of those players tbhwuf
If you're a betting man
Put money on Ayew to score for villa
What game are we watching?
>>64508646
>On the ball
>Not from behind
Learn the rules
>>64508642
perhaps if this was under 10s
Spurs are not going to win this game, can already tell.
>>64508650
This no clue what game to watch since leichester isn't on till later
>>64508650
we are watching the football game
Should I watch Everton - Stoke or Watford - Tottenham?
>>64508647
Luke Shaw was Leicester in person 2 seasons ago
BBC Sport are incompetent as fuck
>>64508650
Spuds because good stream and brave English lads.
>>64508650
Stokerton
>>64508650
Liverpool
>>64508639
just because the crowd went mental doesn't mean it was nearly a sending off
>>64508667
stoke are going to beat everton, so watch that
>>64508650
Newcastle because masochism
>>64508650
We are good goys, so the spurs vs twatford
>>64508674
none, just masturbating with score updates in another tab
>>64508648
Done. Bet £5 6/1
>Villa fans singing there's only one paul lambert
mild kek
>>64508650
Spurs watford, lowest number if you add league positions together so its the most important
>Divelofeu
twink
>>64508690
Good luck la, I sincerely hope i'm right
>11 minutes
>no goals
idttsssifm
Gomes what on earth
>West brom pulling newcastle defence apart
Deserve to go down desu
Does this ref realise that it's a contact sport?
all these bs fouls for watford
>>64508220
stop stealing our memes you fucking limeys
What do you guys eat for match snacks? Double stuffed oreo cookies here and a cuppa
>still no goals
>the barclays """"""""""""""premier"""""""""""""""""""" semen slurping championships
>11 minutes
>no assists
idttsssifm
>>64508719
>eat
>cuppa
watford spurs looking very high tempo
someoens gonna score frm a mistake, someone will be sent off
>>64508719
M&S macaroons, this is a middle class sport now, plebs please leave.
>>64508719
Had a pre match bacon sarnie
I'm watching my calorie intake though so I can't have snacks
>>64508728
>not eating the cup afterwards
>Lukaku
Fuck off
>>64508719
>>64508735
>>64508736
enjoy your nogains
Gonna go for a fag.
I ain't got any left but my bf has Camel Blues. Any good?
>>64508719
coffee tbqh.
my diet is complete shite rn.
literally avo + bread + water + coffee + rice bc i'm chinese.
>Spurs pick up the ball from an interception
>Watford player goes down
>Foul and yellow card
That's almost what this game has come to.
I'm so fucking done with this board. 'Board culture' has devolved into being nothing more than who can pretend to be the biggest retard. You'd honestly have more intelligent football conversations in my nephew's year 1 class.
NEWSFLASH: Being an idiot isn't clever, it isn't funny and it sure as hell adds no value to this place.
Think I've finally outgrown this hellhole, I'm out lads.
>>64508744
I'm not looking for gains, I'm trying to lose weight
>Spurs playing a meme formation
I hope you know what you're doing Poch
>>64508745
they're cigarettes m8
they all serve the same purpose
>>64508748
Great post
>>64508719
Mother's christmas peanut cookies. GOAT desu
>>64508748
see you tomorrow
>>64508719
I have Cheese Supreme Doritos
>tfw no Mexicana
fuck life
>>64508752
this desu, got a £500 prize after 3 months, gotta lose fast.
>>64508748
Nice pasta
>>64508748
You won't be missed.
>>64508754
What meme formation are they playing?
>poverton
SHAWIIIRRRIIIIIII
top kek capoue was saying before the game how he wasn't trying to make a point to spurs
yeah mate we really believe you after those two shots
STOKE
>poopeepeepeeplopperton
>>64508745
Light fags? You a poof? Have some Marlboro reds like a man.
>>64508748
b8.
reddit evolved and learned shitpost.
>>64508769
1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
SHAQIRI BOYS! LETS GO, THE THREE MUSKETEERS!
SHAKIRA
>that defending
Thats a smart shot from lamela
THE WATFORD MEME IS KILL
I knew Everton would lose today. Fuck life desu
>COCO LAMELA
>Neverton
>watford collapse
feels good
>LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA >LAMELA
>bojan-arnautovic-shaqiri
big club rejects tearing apart the "best league in the world"
LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA
GOATMELA
>>64508734
fucking called it. it's looking so pressured someone would make a mistake
based lamela
>conceding to a giga manlet
>>64508748
mmm fresh pasta
Who assisted the two goals lads?
>>64508803
>collapse
they're down by 1 goal you autist
>>64508806
teemu pukki
>missed both goals while switching channels
fuck's sake
>LE stones is the new Nesta meme
Love how they never learn from overrating English players
>>64508806
FinlanDDDD
>Stokelona.
>treat Chelsea like your world cup final
>roll over to Spurs
fuck off Watford
>>64508817
Ozil
>>64508769
Interrupted by the goal, but look at Dier's position
It's like a 5-1-3-1
>WAT?ford
holy fuck did you see kane there
>one season wonder lmao
BRITOS PLZ
>Kane wants the ball
>Lamela tackles him and scores
>>64508748
See you in ten minutes autismo
>>64508810
you didnt really though
>>64508817
arnautovic
kane
<33
>>64508810
Brave England lad Alli died for that goal
>>64508823
he's unironically better though
>>64508814
you don't like your own countryman?
tbqh shakira looks like a downer
>Lester
>Watford
What meme is next to die?
Lamela has definitely improved, but he needs to be less selfish with the ball
That situation + the 4 on 1 breakaway last game
>>64508817
Arnautovic assisted one. Him and Shaqiri really seem to be developing an understanding of each other.
>>64508819
their season you retard
stick to your own sports
>>64508843
>Liechester
>meme
>JFs
Tell me about Lamela, why does he wear make-up?
>>64508843
Jeremy Corbyn
>conceding to a trap
>>64508843
united being shit
>>64508843
Spurs lol
:(
>>64508843
Sweden yes
>>64508758
>>64508762
>>64508766
>>64508768
>>64508787
>>64508816
>>64508833
>replying to pasta
>>64508860
M8 don't talk shit about our Jezza
>>64508843
>lester
not dead yet.
>eplel
has this meme died yet? it's just comedy at this point.
>>64508853
Stoke's front 3 are pretty great. Stoke are actually pretty fun to watch now.
>>64508860
How popular is Comrade Corbyn in Britian really?
>>64508839
I didn't say that, just stating facts. He is a giga manlet. Shorter than kids short.
1 - 1 Lads Lukaku.
>>64508854
>last 5 games
>L W W W W D
>collapse
dumbass