>>64447979
First for USA
Ah good, since the Lakers are home we get to see actual championship banners in the arena
>>64447979
muh kobr meme
>lelkers
MY FUCKING SIDES
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>LAKERS
Oh my fucking god
time for the LA derby
Nance you dunce
>Nance
Los Angeles, are you excited for Dave Pasch?
BAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES
LARRY FUCKING NANCE JR
> Nance
Hahaha, what a faggot
Nice put back lakers
Probably gonna switch to step brothers honestly family
shaqtin highlight of the year
FUCK THE CLIPPERS
BLEED THAT PURPLE N GOLD
ALWAYS
>Le back out of contract missed free-throws man
Wonder what kobe thinks of him
Prepare your anus Clopperfags
wasnt that the guy that called kobr rapist?
What happened with Nance? I missed it.
>cp 0 WCF playoff appearances
Espn doing him dirty
Lakers getting blown the fuck out
>>64448064
he scored a bucket for the wrong team
>>64448059
>canacuck
>rooting for lelkers
>thinking lelkers will win
>>64448064
Tipped the ball into his basket from near the free throw line
And here we thought the Sixers were the most obvious tankers in the game
>>64447979
When will LA admit that Whataburger is better than In n Out? In n Out has the same generic taste every fast food place has, Whataburger has that rare classic old fashion taste fused with new modern concepts, In n Out is garbage compared to Whataburger, my goal in life is to get Whataburger to expand to California so you can know the truth
God bless and Merry christmas
>>64448092
>my goal in life is to get Whataburger to expand to California
LA already has Whataburger
>>64448092
>what a burger over in n out
Nigga you gay
>Jon Barry talking about Dave Pasch's wife
ok so when does the actual game get better than the announcers?
>Lakers having a Christmas game
>>64448092
5 Guys>In N Out>Whataburger
>the Clippers will NEVER, EVER be respected
>>64448064
>https://streamable.com/e1e5
>>64447979
>Its an ESPN televised basketball game.
>Jon Barry is commentating.
Holy fuck just go away man.
lakers have too many niggers on their team
>>64448117
>5 fags
>sweet pickles
Into the trash it goes
>>64448123
>>64448106
>Jon Barry on the call
is there a worst broadcaster who regularly does games on either TNT or ESPN? He's terrible.
>>64448092
>tfw Baltimore has Nandos
Burger joint plebs sit the fuck down
>>64448140
worse*
wtf is blake doing bench his drunk ass right now
Kobe is garbage
>>64448092
lmao get that shit out of here
>kobr literally has infinitely times more turnovers than points
lel
LOS ANGELO
>people thought Russell was a bust
>>64448140
ya - van gundy
>>64448098
That just means he's already completed his lifes goal.
What a proud moment for anon.
>>64448179
>kobe just not even giving a fuck anymore
All you niggers fighting over burger joints are idiots. Chain restaurants are inherently inferior to a real BBQ in your back yard with prime, fresh beef that you get from the local butcher shop.
>>64448170
>>64448174
>>64448175
Everyone knows Russel is good. It's his decision making that is questionable. this is one of the few games I've actually seen him run the pick and roll properly.
>Kobe Bryant will play in the all star game
Why are NBA fans so fucking stupid?
Dallas has Whataburger, In n Out and 5 Guys
It's easily Whataburger> 5 Guys>In n Out
Don't forget, professional YouTube food reviewer Daym Drops gave Whataburger a 5/5 and he gave In n Out a 3.5/5
I hope you Californians learn your lesson, God bless and Merry Christmas
Why do people still go to Laker games when the Lakers suck?
>>64448226
>jordan was at the all star game during his washington wizard years
Its not the first time this has happened
>>64448200
Don't forget Texas also currently has the #1 rated BBQ place in the nation
>>64448230
because we're loyal
>>64448227
>professional Youtube food reviewer
a wut? How is that a real thing?
>>64448200
>BBQ over carne asada
>local butcher over Filibertos
damn that fan is loud af
The Golden State Warriors would bootyblast both of these teams
>>64448230
LA is a buncha fame hungry faggots, they don't care about basketball, they go because they see it as a red carpet event
>It's a Kobe goes scoreless 1st quarter game
>>64448226
>implying all stars are selected based on skill and not popularity
get fucked nigger, it's a game for fans and is meaningless.
R U S S
U
S
S
whos going to be the next superstar and score leader from Lakers after Kobr retires?
kobe is killing the lakers franchise
>>64448246
Mexico esta el sur de aqui, Jose
>>64448298
Whoever they pick in the 2016 draft
>>64448298
>Lakers
>Another superstar any time soon
lel nobody wants to play for the Lakers meng. If they ever DO get another breakout star, he's leaving as soon as he can
>>64448298
LeBron
Melo
Love
Deangelo
Westbrook
6th man lou
Head coach Luke Walton
You can ship it
>>64448298
With the college basketball one-and-done system, there are no more superstars.
Lakers will try and sign Kevin Durant when his contract is up.
>>64448325
Pretty much this. Until the gm can unfuck the team and not be retarded the team will be shit regardless.
Maybe a step above sixers tier.
>lakers fucked up a 4 on 1
so glad that I turned this game off
>>64448335
Why is that?
>>64448335
Durant is going to the wizards
>Kobe DESPERATE for a point
>Misses
Clarkson is out of control and a huge faggot
And this cunt Jon Barry is saying he's worth 12-15 mil?
Is he watching the same game?
>>64448325
Los Angeles is about to get 3 NFL teams
passive aggressives like Dwight Howard need not apply
LAL is in a lot of trouble. Their young guys are garbage, any time I see them take shots it's obvious why Kobe is trying to do so much. Even as a shitty old man Kobe is the best player on this team. They don't have a single above NBA average player on the floor.
I might cry a little if Kobe doesn't get a single point.
>It's a Kobe standing ovation after a jumper
Kobe brickant and lechoke for days
>>64448425
You LAfags have been saying this shit every year
>all these 12 years old who never witnessed Kobe in his full glory
>>64448425
LA native here. We're never getting a team. LA Times has been saying the same shit since the turn of the century.
this is sad to watch
>>64448457
When was he ever in full glory? If i recall he never shot over 50% in any season
>>64448471
>this
It's all propaganda spewed by the dying newspaper LA Times to try to stay relevant
>If I chuck enough maybe it'll go in
>>64448485
>>64448495
Does anybody still read the LA times? Is that faggot TJ Simers still on page 2 of the sports section? Haven't picked up the newspaper in forever
>It's a "Kobe's last game on Christmas" game
>>64448485
This is exactly what I mean.
Kobe took over games in a way the lending never has. Not even a lelker fan, but everyone saw greatness in Kobe.
here he comes boys
>>64448505
Dude I haven't looked at a times in years so I'm not sure myself.
Their sports section turned to absolute shit around 2003-2004. It was like the columns were written by autistic 10 year olds
>>64448517
He has a pretty bad percentage when it comes to "clutch" shots. I dont know where this took over games meme came from
can you be cool in LA supporting the clippers over the lakers
>>64448539
Yeah but he also has the most attempts at "clutch" shots.
If you were to give that many attempts to LeBron he would be worse than kobe. Also each clutch shot is situational and some are more important than others. I would say kobe at the buzzer in the playoffs is 10/10 times better than LeBron at the buzzer.
>>64448549
Everybody in LA is a lifelong Clippers fan who never liked the Lakers. Want proof? Ask any of them.
Please note: You need to know Spanish to talk to anybody from LA
>>64448549
No you're just a bandwagoner or a colossal faggot
>>64448557
>hypotheticals
>pulling stats out of your ass
Typical kobe stans
>>64448549
only if you're a chink and even then you're hated by everyone else for being a shitty driver
>>64448549
There was no such thing as a Clipper fan before 2011.
>>64448573
I got the only stat youll ever need you faggot
>2-4
What's so bad about Skid Row?
>>64448485
You are literally talking about the difference between 2 shots made vs 2 shots missed per game. Go shoot yourself, plaxico.
there's still no such thing as a clippers fan
>>64448549
>can you be cool in LA
let me stop you right there
BOOM HEADSHOT
Who /Kobe Doin' Work/ here?
>>64448539
Stop reading ESPN
>>64448340
Their GM is one of the best GM's in the league there's nothing he's done you can say is retarded
who in nba thought this would be a good game to end off the christmas day
>>64448590
>>64448595
>this much damage control
>still no actual stats
Lmao im glad kobe is retiring so you people can fuck off. I bet you think iverson was clutch too
The Lakers can't win again.
The NBA no longer relies on the big market teams having superstars to be successful. An NBA player doesn't need to join the Celtics, Lakers, or Bulls to be a household name like they had to in the past.
Seriously fuck that commercial. If you agree with it you are a faggot
Card carrying NRA member here. AMA
>>64448624
>5-1
>2-4
Which stat is better
>>64448615
The NBA's business model is putting star-laden big-market team 1 vs star-laden big-market team 2 on national television.
>>64448615
nah they knew it was gonna be shit, they just knew people would stay tune in to the Laker game no matter what time it was at...probably boosts the ratings overall
>>64448624
I'm a Celtic fan so I fucking hate Kobe, but if you deny that he's one of the most clutch players of all time, you are literally autistic and I can't help you.
Stats don't define clutch genes. It means having big balls (like Pierce, like Arenas, like McGrady) and taking the last shot believing you'll make it even if you missed the last twenty
Fuck Henry Abbott. That nigga has made a career out of trying to tear Kobe's career down. Now ESPN wonders why they never get first interviews with Kobe anymore
>>64448649
0-0
>losing
Goddamn Sage Steele is so fucking ugly.
>>64448663
>This dodge
WEW LAD
>>64448672
she seems like the black girl that is always trying to convince people she's really black
>>64448643
Have you considered shooting your dick off? Also, when will you?
>>64448643
Why do you feel that a call for a reduction of gun violence directly attacks your right to bear arms?
>>64448649
Goddamn this 14 year old is dumb
>Laker fans
>swaggy p face
>>64448730
Same goes for Cloppers "fans" since they are both from LA you fucking moron.
Worst type of fan is someone who lives 1 million miles away from his favorite team though :^)
>>64448726
Dumb bitch
>>64448227
>professional
>YouTube
bruh
>>64448721
Because commercials for that are an obvious call for stricter gun control without actually saying it. Plus commercials like that are very misleading with how they present their information and are almost entirely based upon emotion rather than facts
Literally no other team would have this much support from their fans with a record like this.
>>64448662
>It means having big balls (like Pierce, like Arenas, like McGrady) and taking the last shot believing you'll make it even if you missed the last twenty
>even if you missed the last twenty
Do all Kobe fags actually think like this? What you just said isnt really clutch by any definition
>>64448549
no
I was at the clips/thunder game and yelled "LETS GO LAKERS" after they got beaten and no one said anything to me. Bunch of bandwagonners lmao
>>64448758
The nra uses the same emotionally preying tactics. That's not a reason to hate the other side
>>64448758
But you have to realize that such a vague commercial is just a cynical ploy for a major coorperation to seem involved in issues and will not affect anything.
You are basically an overreacting SJW except you care about gun control.
>>64448789
I agree that the NRA's tactics also aren't the best. Doesn't mean I still can't hate the opposing side
>>64448768
>76ers fans
>kings fans
>wolves fans
MY FUCKING DICK
>>64448775
He's actually right though
We've (as in NBA fans) traditionally seeing clutch as being able to make shots in crunch time.
In otherwords, clutch players take their playing to the next level when the time comes. Kobe does that.
The shot doesn't always go in, but it didn't always go in for Michael or West either, and that dude is Mr. Clutch.
What ESPN/Twitter defines as clutch (shot mades in the last x amount of minutes when down by x amount) isn't a useful statistic because it doesn't take into account factors like faituge, or whether Kobe or LeBron don't have Clarkson or Irving that night.
Those advanced statistics are much more useful in baseball, where the game is more static
>>64448780
>trying to start a let's go lakers chant at a clippers game
>going to a clippers game
I found the hipster
What happened to Clips4lyfe?
>>64448827
The only reason I know anything about the nra is that my brother is a member and the magazines are still addressed to my house
Why is the Staples Center organ player so based?
Harry Potter theme and Legend of Zelda theme...this dude is on fire
>>64448730
>Not being from LA and talking shit about the lakers and using a swaggy p to bant.
>>64448842
Still eating xmas dinner
>>64448869
Tons of Star Wars songs too. But those are kinda mainstream
Lou Will is such a fucking meme holy shit
Hey guys
>>64448881
Yeah he's garbage
Shit was that Zelda?
>>64448888
Noice digits
SKAAAAARCH
>Paul has not been to a conference finals
ESPN laying on the bantz
>>64448840
Laker fan
Got free VIP tix to clips game @ Staples, cuz my friend's girl works marketing there
Was funny seeing sluts in VIP drinking free cuz of rich people lol. Didn't get seats (cost 3x/4x price of standing in VIP) but was still a fun time. And I got to see the Clips lose.
I yelled that to piss people off, obviously
Man they fuckin savaging both these squads right now
Reddit's hair is better than DJ's niggerdo
>>64448948
>generic eurotrash white guy hair with a fade
>better than a quality fro
Smdh
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HOT!!!!!!!!!
When Kobe finally retires at the end of this season, will the Lakers even be playing next Christmas Day??
Keep in mind that Christmas Day is usually reserved for RELEVANT teams only.
>>64448962
>fro
into the trash you go
Did /bet/ ausbro place a wager on this game? Easy money tbqh
>>64448730
reporting
>up 28
>still cry like a fucking toddler
Doc Rivers, everybody
>>64448992
not that guy but i lost LARGE on the Spurs handicap
JUST
>>64448979
Silver will attempt to keep them in at any cost.
Pappy stern wills it.
Though I suppose if they stay this way for long they might get pushed out.
Well a few high draft picks might fix that...
>>64449005
Iktfb I lost $20 to my uncle today over that game
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eiyB7PV.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>there's still another quarter of this shit to go
can't watch anymore
Can someone tell me who that was on that golf commercial?
>>64449022
Still 7 hours until epl matches start too
>>64449008
I know it's the Lakers and all that, but the Clippers are in a good period right now and have been on Christmas Day the last couple of years.
there will always be at least one of the LA teams playing I guess
>>64448972
Global warming you imbecile
>>64448979
>Christmas Day reserved for relevant teams
>This is the first christmas the knicks haven't played on in years
>>64449059
They will be back pretty quick if Porzingis turns out not to be a meme.
>>64449043
It's much better to have 2 highly successful teams than 1 but I guess your right.
The lakers might eventually get replaced but another rising team.
The NBA is in the business of making money of course.
>Lakers trying to give me a particle of hope
my heart's already in tatters
Adam Silver at the game
someone better be telling him about the financial ramifications of allowing the lakers to be this fucking awful
>And the Lakers cut it to 20
>this 'The Hoopers' commercial
>DJ in a wig
>>64449073
>soon
>>64449073
He's in town for a meeting with Jimmy Buss, rumor is it's going to be the same talk he had with the 76ers a while back
>>64449105
But the Lakers aren't ironically being bad on purpose, unlike the Sixers.
>>64449105
well the Lakers are clearly tanking, right? Russell was on fucking fire and he playing 7th man minutes
>>64449105
>76ers a while back
kek. what kind of talk they had senpai?
FUCK YOU CRAWFORD
>tfw Lakers 3rd string is better than their 1st
>>64449123
Silver held a meeting, according to some people he gave them advice on who would be a good help in the front office...
according to others, he said if the team doesnt turn it around soon, he will impose fines
RANDLE
FOR
THREEEE
>>64449113
>>64449121
byron scott is such a terrible coach his sincere efforts look like tank moves
as long as >we get the pick I guess it's all good
>Blake Griffin already went home
HAPPENING
>this chant
>this passion
>this heart
LA Laker town, Clippers just redheaded step child.
Go to Seattle, Clips
>inb4 starters come in and bring it back to 30
Clips are going to collapse kek
>>64449151
I guess you can make the argument that it's a stealth tank by the front office by keeping Scott in there until Kobe retires.
Although I don't know what the plan is from next season onwards.
Kobe's shot has fundamentally changed this season, has anyone else noticed that?
The way he sets his feet, it's completely different.
>>64449142
>he said if the team doesnt turn it around soon, he will impose fines
The fuck? This is some dystopia shit.
The 6ers can't help being bad.
Besides having one really crappy team aint all that bad. It's just the way things go in competitions. Plus it makes for good publicity.
0-16 lions anyone?
Time to trade Russell and Randle, they fucking suck
>>64449030
you still here?
>>64449101
it's destiny
Go baby GO!
HABBENING
/sp/ is the only place you can go to find people who disrespect guys like t mac, ai, and Kobe consistently because none of yougaggots watched basketball more than 5 years ago and only know about the history of the game through stats and sportscenter
who's copping the Swaggy Boosts when they drop lads?
Shouldn't this game be over already?
>>64449168
byron gotta go
kobe's contract comes off the books, so they'll have some money (and another top 3 pick)
still a long road back though
Aww shiii-
Clips4Lyfe on suicide watch!
Can't keep Lakers down forever
>>64449217
>putting t-mac in the same conversation as AI let alone Kobe
>IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
ABSOLUTELY HABBENING
>>64449199
i don't have anything better to do
>>64449223
huehuertas is elite
>>64449233
prime tmac was just as good as Kobe, think Durant and Lebron a few years ago
Who thought it was a good idea to build a time around chokers?
Is there a more JUST team than the Clippers? Remember when they had the Rockets dead last season?
JUST FUCKING MOVE THIS TEAM TO VANCOUVER ALREADY. PACK IT UP. THE CLIPPERS ARE DONE!!!
you niggas should have loved us
>>64449229
I thought he choked himself after the collapse against Rockets
>>64449233
I'm a Kobe fan 4Life but T-mac was the closest wing to Kobe for about 3 years until the injuries
>mfw when Chokers choke in the playoffs again and CP3 chimps the FUCK out and demands a trade back to NOLA to play with Davis
>clips4lyfe's face when
>GRIFFIN
Clippers fucking stink yo
griffin shaqtin
Do you believe in miracles?
>>64449233
Nobody could guard prime t mac, your lack of knowledge here is just further reinforcement of my post
C A R R Y
A
R
R
Y
>Clippers delay of game violation
HAHAHA
>>64449254
which says a lot about Kobe and not much about T-mac because he wasn't anywhere near Kobe. Dude is the most overrated by nostalgic kids of his era. Even AI took a team to the Finals, plus he meant something to people. T-Mac was a wonky-eyed lazy bum who coasted on his talent like his cousin.
>this Laker heart in the stadium
whose house a Laker house here?
>>64449256
saxon is the finest bitch on erf
Post yfw Kobr hits the game winner over 3 defenders
>Staples Center THAT loud
>>64449283
/bleedingpurpleandgold/ reporting in whole senpai is watching
Clippers will NEVER be LA's team...this crowd is proof of that
>>64449283
sup
>>64449289
let's not get our hopes up
>>64449289
>throws chair
>>64449151
so let's be honest
Byron Scott was a pretty good basketball player from back in the day, and he probably has a lot of old school back in the day debts...like drugs and ex-wives
and so now today he can't take care of himself, so the Buss family is basically letting him babysit the Lakers until better times, when they can fire him
because loyalty
>this crowd
Nice
>ASS
It's a damn shame the Lakers are so bad. The Clippers could not be choking harder if they tried
>all these missed layups
ship this fucking Beiber looking faggot Russell out of here
