NO: Payton on Saints QB: 'We'll find out Sunday'
NO: Brees in 'horrible pain', 'intent on playing'
NYG: NFL upholds Beckham's one-game suspension
HOU: Brian Hoyer cleared to practice, but not play
CHI: Surprising nobody, Alshon misses practice Wed
4CH: Oddish plays coy, still won't post bussy
JAC: Denard Robinson (foot) expects to play vs. NO
JAC: Yeldon still in knee brace with sprained MCL
CIN: A.J. Green 'on track to play' Monday vs. DEN
DEN: Broncos confirm Osweiler will start Week 16
MIN: Zimmer says A.D. 'should be good' to play SNF
CIN: Report: 'Possible' Eifert sits until playoffs
NYJ: Jets 'almost certainly' will tag RE Wilkerson
Go Raiders!
1st for sexing oddish's boipussy and the Carolina Panthers going one and done like Allah intended
nth for Jets killing pats
Sneak's Official Post Week 15 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Patriots
4. Seahawks (+1)
5. Chiefs (+1)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Broncos (-3)
8. Bengals
9. Packers (+1)
10. Jets (-1)
11. Vikings
12. Redskins (+1)
13. Texans (+4)
14. Giants (-2)
15. Bills (-1)
16. Raiders (-1)
17. Rams (+3)
18. Colts (-2)
19. Falcons (+3)
20. Bucs (-2)
21. Eagles (-2)
22. Lions (+4)
23. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
25. Chargers (+6)
26. Dolphins (-2)
27. Bears (-1)
28. Browns (-1)
29. 49ers (-1)
30. Ravens (-1)
31. Cowboys (-1)
32. Titans
>>64422543
>Yea I'd hang out with him and we'd talk about train sets
>>64422557
no
body
cares
>>64422536
ODD: known tripfag gets everlast tattooed across abdomen in anticipation of me beating them guts up like a heavy bag
>team
>ideal draft
>Raiders
1. Myles Jack, LB, UCLA
2. Darian Thompson, S, Boise State
3. Leonte Carroo, WR, Rutgers
meme time boys
lil tricky
Who are the Civil War General counterparts to the NFL qb's?
Brady=Grant
Peyton=McClellan
Wilson=Sheridan
Roethlisberger=Stone Wall
Brees=Lee
??? But whose Lincoln and Davis
>>64422543
Rebost iguess
>>64422546
Honestly i want the Panthers to win it all at this point.
Unless the cardinals or vikings can do it. I have a lot of fun teams to root for this year.
>>64422582
Suh?
>>64422536
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
n-naners...
>>64422582
Unoffically: Deacon Jones
Officially: Reggie White
>>64422582
Reggie White
>>64422583
Bradford = Lincoln
>>64422583
>>64422602
I take that back, Peyton has to be Lincoln because he's RIP in pieces now
>>64422569
You cared enough to reply :^)
Merry Christmas Eve /nfl/!
Hope your teams make it/survive their suicide attempt
>>64422583
Lincoln = Jameis
>>64422625
>survive their suicide attempt
Why would you wish that evil on me?
Chiefs
>>64422582
Aldon Smith??
>>64422583
Rivers = Robert E Lee
Eli = Meade
Kelly= Nathan Bedford Forest
>>64422625
>survive their suicide attempt
chop_suey_144p.webm
>>64422582
Some guy from before the NFL was the NFL?
>>64422651
>Lions
Even suicide wont save you family
>>64422589
lol
>>64422662
nah m8
>>64422600
>>64422602
yee
21 sacks in 12 games = 1.75 sacks per game
next one
>>64422690
James Harrison?
>>64422690
Le roid man
>>64422690
Derrick Brooks
>>64422690
Ray Lewis 2013
>>64422690
James Harrison.
>tfw he also had the GOAT superbowl play that year
Friendly reminder the cycle repeats this year.
33rd for Carr
>>64422704
fuck don't answer them so quick korea
>>64422706
assuming that's harrison gj mayo
>>64422714
>>64422719
n o
this one has two answers, if you can get both without cheating i will be proud of you
>>64422743
Ed Reed
>>64422743
Jacoby Jones is one
is this the beginning of a panthers dynasty?
>>64422730
TYBC
>>64422743
Devin Hester's 108 yard return?
>>64422726
Just need the Eagles to beat the Skins, the Cowboys to beat the skins, the Giants to win out, the Giants to beat the Seahawks, Panthers, Cardinals and then beat the Patriots
Honestly 18-1 seems like nothing compared to that order
>>64422743
Cromartie for the Chargers
>>64422774
>>64422743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWsp8WAzgM
>>64422760
Carr is right, Carr is good
>>64422750
>>64422753
>>64422762
close
>>64422774
gj, that's one
can y'all get the other?
also it's really hard to take a picture of your own butt wow
>>64422743
I wanna say hester and holliday but I knooooowww I'm wrong. Maybe desean jackson?
>>64422844
POST IT
O
S
T
I
T
>>64422856
Follow his lead
>>64422844
That guy that returned a pick 109 yards?
wew are all nfl generals just tripfag circlejerk? baka
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap3000000608302/Sound-FX-Kirk-Cousins
Reminder that Kirk Cousins is one of the nicest, classiest and most likable QBs in the league and I'm not even a Redskins fan but I hope they make the playoffs and have an improbable run to the Super Bowl
>>64422844
109 yards is the max. Jones did it vs the Niners in the Owl, and Cromartie did it vs. the Vikes (>inb4 technically 110). What kind of shenanigans are you up to, popo?
>>64422536
this nigga about to meet jah
>>64422867
I have butt pics. Waiting for that special someone.
>>64422844
Patterson?
>>64422844
cardarelle memerson
>>64422867
it's hard to capture
i;m trying
>>64422876
when did that happen?
>>64422896
jones' was changed to 108 yards by de NFL, but the second guy did it on a kick return yeah
and i'm drunk
>>64422931
>>64422933
ayy gj boys
>>64422925
I can be that special someone
Let me in
>>64422939
Don't you have a mirror? That's usu the easiest way.
>>64422939
oho, Goodell fucking things up? where have I heard that one
also, post ass
Who else /SpendingChristmasAlone here? I'm getting fucking hammerd and eating pizza. Only child and parents are dead
>>64422579
I just noticed the universe crying out to rivers
>PHIL
>>64422988
what happened to the baby momma?
>>64422988
Kill yourself breh
>>64422999
Wasted get
>>64422988
How did your parents die? You have no other family?
I might as well be alone
>only child and live at home with parents
>no friends
>me and parents dont like each other
>no christmas decorations not even a tree, havent had one for years
>basically like any other day
>all we do at night is watch tv in separate rooms
i figure ill spend christmas in my room watching NBA and posting on /sp/
>>64423042
>nba
You poor, poor man
>>64423042
Yo kill yourself breh
>>64423042
>NBA
gross
Who /ChuggingNog/ here?
>>64423059
meh i really only start watching nba on christmas
dont get how people can watch the worthless first 1/3 of the season
>>64422961
>>64422972
photobooth is decent i guess
this room is shite lighting tho
>>64422988
dude that sucks
who are you living with then?
>>64423087
You're a girl?
>>64423087
Would creampie
Noice
Now pants off ;)
>>64423091
Post ass
>>64423087
Shit now i have to post mine or I'll be shown up.
Top 10 QBs this season
1. Tom Brady
2. Carson Palmer
3. Russell Wilson
4. Cam Newton
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Eli Manning
7. Ben Rophlisberger
8. Andy Dalton
9. Derek Carr
10. Drew Brees
>>64423087
BTR put your trip back on
>>64423106
Yasss bby
>>64423112
>3. Russell Wilson
Nice meme
How did Ben Roplisberger make the pro bow? I know the pro bowl doesn't matter, but come the fuck on.
>>64422988
>tfw working on christmas eve
yay bonus cash
>also finna see the caroling at st. james cathedral tomorrow night
>>64423087
My home boy is a bae?
Wut.
So which meme team that doesn't belong in the playoffs will get the farthest?
I'm referring to the chiefs, vikings, the NFCE winner, and the AFCS winner.
>>64423128
What good is that extra money when you have no girlfriend, friends or family to spend it with/on?
>>64423131
NFCE winner if it's the Giants
Vikings if it's the Skins or Iggles
Would you take a chance if you needed a QB and trade for him? He's much improved and if his receivers were shit, he'd probably be better.
>>64423087
good butt
o
o
d
b
u
t
t
>>64423087
will furiously masturbate to/10
;)
>>64423112
tom brady
carson palmer
cam newton
aaron roders
russle willson (the season is longer tan weeks)
>>64423163
top 10 QBs of 2015
1. Brady
2. Newton
3. Palmer
4. Wilson
5-10. who cares those four are the only ones who mattered this year
>>64423163
*Aaron Rodgers
*the season is longer than 5 weeks
my h and g keys are sticky but I have no idea how I missed the 5
>>64423192
>No Carr
Filtered
>Weeden completed 72.4 percent of his passes, averaged 7.5 yards per attempt, and threw interceptions on 2.0 percent of his throws before being benched and released, and that was without Dez Bryant. Cassel has completed just 58.0 percent of his passes, averaging just 6.2 yards per attempt and is throwing picks on 3.4 percent of his throws.
Goddamn, I feel sorry for Weeden. He seems like he's got the skills to be a game manager be never gets a team or support worth a damn. Hopefully the Texans give him both.
>>64423154
Fuck off then
>>64423209
Oh wow. So alpha. Post your ass, faggot.
Why are all trips and namefags such fucking degenerate sluts?
>Two more weeks till they gone.
>>64423093
>>64423130
mebbe
>>64423102
>>64423158
<3
>>64423104
2lewd for a blue board senpai
this one is better maybe idk?
>>64423205
from the Yates of hell to the garden of Weeden desu
>brandon weeden will start a playoff game in 2015
>>64423221
I would but that queer bb would save it
>>64423223
Fuck you
Post draftfu
>>64423226
BB
P12
Erin
Oddish
Sneak
Lake
Who missing?
>>64423209
>> /b/
Your post are /b/ tier shit tbqh famm
>>64423234
Post some skin or move along, girl.
>>64423234
INB4 THIS IS A CROSSDRESSER
>>64423192
>Ben does not matter
>le manlet man hype train despite playing like an unclutch game manager for 50% of the season
Big Ben when healthy leads arguably this years most potent offense and Wilson will undoubtedly fall back to earth after his recent bout of insanity
>>64423234
if you just take a picture of the profile unclothed than it should be tame enough for this board
>mfw Texans could make a playoff push
>either weeden or hasselback at age 40 will play in the playoffs
>>64423234
Tbh idc if you're a dude or a chick or both
That's a solid booty
>>64423248
W A L L
A
L
L
What's DVOA stand for?
>>64422988
My life is nowhere near depressing as yours, but I've got a pretty weird Christmas coming up
I have to work 2-Midnight and don't live in the same town as my parents anymore. My grandmother died a few days after Thanksgiving, so I won't be home for my mom's first Christmas without her mom. Shit sucks, mang.
I'm making myself a ham glazed with brown sugar and beer to ignore the feels.
>>64423271
Dick Vagina Oral Anal
>>64423262
that's the only reason I included Wilson
>>64423271
defensive value over average i think
>>64423270
>>/b/
>>64423234
Please
Don't tease me
>>64423248
Shut the fuck up wetback faggot
>>64423276
>My grandmother died a few days after Thanksgiving,
wtf my grandma died a week and 3 days after thanksgiving
>>64423268
>could make
It would take some magic to keep them out of the playoffs at this point. They've split like 4 of the tiebreakers with the Colts already. All they have to do to practically guarantee a playoff berth is to beat the Titans on Sunday.
>this /b/-tier tripfag circlejerk is the football general
Nice discussion of your "sport".
>>64423253
>>64423262
hm maybe at like 4am
>>64423268
thanks senpai <3
also the texans aren't making a playoff push, they're in first and play the tits and jags to end the year
granted the colts play the fins and texans, but if they both win out houston goes
>>64423271
defense-adjusted value over average
>DVOA is a method of evaluating teams, units, or players. It takes every single play during the NFL season and compares each one to a league-average baseline based on situation. DVOA measures not just yardage, but yardage towards a first down: Five yards on third-and-4 are worth more than five yards on first-and-10 and much more than five yards on third-and-12. Red zone plays are worth more than other plays. Performance is also adjusted for the quality of the opponent. DVOA is a percentage, so a team with a DVOA of 10.0% is 10 percent better than the average team, and a quarterback with a DVOA of -20.0% is 20 percent worse than the average quarterback. Because DVOA measures scoring, defenses are better when they are negative.
>>64423302
my feet are actually hella calloused so no srry
>>64423300
I know that feel, bruh
>>64423313
great contribution
>>64423302
Tre is shit and gives up sacks constantly
Mason can at least run block really well
>>64423313
You'll und when you're older
>>64423268
>Texans get into the playoffs
>have a string of luck and face the Bengals again
>manage a miracle against the Steelers
>mfw Brandon Weeden could have as many playoff wins as Romo
Would Brownsfags kill themselves if Weeden proves himself decent on the Texans?
>>64423322
He has a point though
>tfw kelce
>tfw maclin
>tfw west
>tfw ware
>tfw peters
>tfw berry
>tfw hali
>tfw johnson
>tfw houston
>tfw poe
>tfw sherman
>tfw sean smith
>tfw alex smith
>tfw all of these players are top 5 at their position
>>64423313
every trip/name besides me is just bb role playing desu
>>64423326
>Proved himself decent on the Texans.
Maybe for a day or so until the Texans draft O'Brien's one true quarterback...
...Christian Hackenberg. Weeden and Hoyer are simply the predecessors to Hack's reign as king of Texas
>>64423329
no one asked for your opinion, José.
>>64423271
Desperate Virgins On Alert
AKA the current state of this thead
>>64423300
Yes, old people tend to die. It's not some huge destiny altering coincidence that both of your grandmothers died within a week of Thanksgiving
What does bbc feel like?
>>64423353
Wow, what a dick
>>64422988
Merry Christmas from a stranger. Really puts things in perspective. I hope you have success in all of your endeavors sir.
Go niners
>>64423338
Let's be honest here. If Weeden carries the team to two playoff wins he's guaranteed a roster position next year. If he manages to win the AFC Championship, he'll be the starter. If, by some strange miracle he manages an Owl win, Houston will give him the key to the city, build a statue of him at Reliant, and he'll spend the rest of his career with the Texans.
>>64423332
>mfw buncucks lose to the bengals
>mfw chiefs end the season leading the west
>>64423357
Lot's of Wibbly Bibbly
>>64423371
>Chiefs
>leading anyone
>>64423359
I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make anons cry.
>>64423375
What does wibbly bibbly feel like?
>>64423338
this guy gets it
luckily hack performed badly last year so the texans didn't have to /sack4hack/ to get the steal of the draft
>>64423370
>the texans will win a playoff game this year
>let alone two playoff game
idk bout that man
>>64423357
it's literally the same as white dick. black guys smell a little different when they start sweating, though (a little better t b h)
>>64423390
If they play the Bengals they'll get one for sure. For some fucking reason the Bengals always play Bungleball against the Texans when the stakes are high.
>>64423396
No way mang
I walked behind a pack of niggers way back in high school
All smelled like dirt and clay and BO
Nasty
>>64423353
Bruh.
I mean, my grandma's death was pretty surprising. She was a healthy lady and only had minor medical complications well into her 80s.
Like I see your point, it was her time, but c'mon mang.
>>64423406
well i've only been fucked by one black guy but it was very enjoyable for me
>>64423413
How big was he? Did he ruin your ass?
>>64423370
I mean if that would happen, crazier shit would probably be happening. We'd probably all be dead or something.
>>64423390
>tfw Pedo State fan who saw right through Hack and BO'B's plans
>tfw no one will ever accuse Penn State of tanking because of the sanctions
The planning was ridiculous, desu
>>64423418
about 6 and a half, nothing crazy. my ass is still intact senpai
>tripfags rubbing each others cocks
>girl posting ass
>guy talking about getting fucked by BBC
What has happened
I'm out
also
Post more ass
>>64423433
The server crashes usually causes these things
>>64423410
>She was a healthy lady and only had minor medical complications well into her 80s.
>80s
After 75, there are no suprising deaths. My grandma is 94 right now and when she croaks, my whole family is gonna be like "well that took longer than expected"
Remember when /sp/ said that the Jags were dumb for picking Bortles?
>>64423430
Was it disappointing running into am average black dude?
It's got to be miserable being in the 75% of black dudes in the middle of the Bell curve
If you aren't porn big most girls are probably crestfallen
Well that took longer than it should have
http://i.imgur.com/tBsVxEC.jpg
>>64423399
that's only if they have TJ yates or a running game tho
>TJ Yates is undefeated against the benagls
>tj yates
>>64423422
>he was bad because of the o-line!
>he's just not cut out for the NFL
o'brien is probably laughing his ass off on the phone with hack right now lel
they gonna win 5 super bowls straight with hack to hopkins
>>64423433
if you insist
>>64423462
youre a dude
>>64423462
>No hips
Fuck outta here dude
>>64423438
>14 inch
Kek lies
Official Santa's Reindeer Power Rankings
1. Rudolph (dat clutch)
2. Blitzen (great anchor)
3. Comet (SEC speed)
4. Dasher (great lead off hitter)
5. Dancer (same as Dasher, close call)
6. Donner (solid all around, reliable but not flashy)
7. Prancer (good hoofwork, but that's about it)
8. Vixen (>women)
9. Cupid (says he really really likes does)
>>64423462
oh is this
please be in Brampton
>>64423444
Surprising in the sense that she wasn't like, in the hospital for months or whatever. She just kinda passed on. She was 84, so again, I know what you're getting at
>>64423471
Check your privilege
>>64423462
>tfw Houston drafts Zeke Elliot in the first
>Hack in the second
Prepare your anuses.
>>64423462
How come 4chan is so gay
>>64423471
9.5/10
pretty much perfect, but I have to take off 1/2 point because it's Sneak
Which schedule baby teams do you think will get btfo in the wc round?
>>64423489
>wasting a 2nd round pick on Hackensuck
>>64423499
chiefs
>>64423471
Id give donner the nod over dancer
Otherwise nailed it
>>64423508
>bb
>gril
Pick one, besides that's literally bigger than the world record
>>64423505
That was my thought too! Its like you can read my mind.
This is by far the most homosexual general in this board.
Is there seriously gay shit going on in this thread? What the fuck, grown men posting pictures of their feet and ass and pretending to be women.
>>64423525
try /nba/ then
>>64423476
where the fuck is brampton
>>64423489
hopefully zeke comes with his o-line because houston's isn't that good
>>64423504
>he doesn't know
>>64423525
From what i'm readying the girl posting the pics is not a shemale but a real girl
>>64423446
I remember thinking he was the best qb of his class and everyone else was screaming bust because lul jags.
>>64423433
>Girl
>>64422743
Cordarrelle's 109 yard return
>>64423495
Since when is liking chicks without dicks gay faggot?
>>64423504
>The assdevistation of this poster when Hackensack becomes a legend.
Bill O'Brien made Matt McGloin into a QB that was rostered on a team and started a few games. Matt McFuckingGloin.
Hackenberg regressed the last two years. Massively. In only one training camp with BO'B, though, he will become GOAT. You just wait :^)
So lads, if Brady wins his 5th owl, that makes him GOAT player right?
>inb4 cheater
>>64423551
yes
tfw you blossom into an elite pass rusher
>>64423480
i offer my condolences then
>>64423551
No, he cheated, his legacy is for ever tarnished
>>64423551
GOAT quarterback, anyway. Jerry "Stickum" Rice and Reggie White are probably GOAT offensive and defensive players respectively, though.
>>64423532
>hopefully zeke comes with his o-line because houston's isn't that good
Remember when the Texan O-Line was the best in the league? Why couldn't THAT relic of Aggie Gary have stayed around?
>>64423542
That is a man.
>>64422583
Favre is Grant. Morally ambiguous man's man who kept on trucking no matter what and didnt give a shit
Marino is Lee. Immensely talented and respected but simply didn't have the resources(or luck) to win it all
Peyton is McClellan. Given all the tools in the world and was abke to beat up on lesser opponents but never was able to go for the kill and win tbe big battles
I guess Luck would have to be Lincoln since he kicked out Peyton(McClellan). Also has a bummy beard and is ugly af. Guess Lucks beard could also qualify him as Ambrose Burnside
>>64423568
>woman with no dick
>is a man
>>64423547
Matt McGloin does well as a raiders back up
>>64423575
>Marino is Lee. Immensely talented and respected but simply didn't have the resources(or luck) to win it all
That's not all Lee was. Lee had complete and total faith in his forces to do the impossible, and that faith is what lead to his defeat at Gettysburg. Is there even a QB that believes entirely in his team even when he shouldn't?
>>64423564
I remember watching a game when I was really young and saw Reggie white tackle two dudes at once. Literally the only thing I remember, but it was awesome.
>You are now aware that the Jags can still go to the playoffs if Tennessee wins their final two games
STILL A CHANCE BROS
>>64423575
Then who is William "I will fuck up your shit and all you love" teCUMseh Sherman?
>>64423593
>Jags
>Tennessee
>Playoffs
Fuck, MY PTSD IS KICKING IN
>>64423591
I think lawrence taylor did that too, he was so fun to watch
>>64422583
Nah, Peyton is Hood. He keeps getting injured and losing parts of himself, and keeps failing horribly every time he takes command.
>>64423593
G-go Titans!
>>64423587
Lee was a supreme commander but the south was heavily outmanned and outgunned.
For a QB that believes in his team when he shouldn't, maybe Favre or le fuck it go deep man Rex Grissman
>>64423567
duane brown and derek newton are still there i guess, but newton is old as shit and everyone else is kinda meh
they need to target an impact player on that line in the first round, alfred blue is good enough to perform if he has protection
>>64423593
>zach mettenberger
that would truly be something senpai
>>64423598
someone who's known for blowing the fuck out of opponents, strategizing, and being insane? idk
i.imgur.com/1jzGNGn.jpg
I have blemishes ;_;
>>64423551
****
>>64423587
...Rivers?
>>64423598
Eli autism manning, for causing the most butthurt in nfl history
>no timestamps
I can't believe you niggers fall for this
>>64423616
>sherman
Montana maybe?
>>64423617
>Hips width shorter than shoulders
Nice try
>>64423615
Well no, I meant that was another part of Lee's character. After Chancellorsville he had total faith in his troops to do the impossible and thus got his ass beat hard because he expected them to pull a miraculous victory instead of withdrawing from the field.
>>64423619
>Rivers
He even acts the part of the Southern Gentleman, and has a ton of kids.
https://vine.co/v/eDQamYiOQ5L
I thought I heard russle wilsons 5 game streak as been the most passing tds in games but it seems I was mistaken
wilson 19 tds in 2015
Rodgers 18 tds in 2012
Peyton 20 tds in 2013
brees 21 tds in 2011
brady 22 tds 2007
Good fucking lord. /mlb/ doesn't even get anywhere near as bad as this shit going on in here during offseason as /nfl/ is during their season.
And right now the biggest meme there is daddy grienke and his piss fetish. How horrible can /nfl/ be?
>>64423580
>Barkley
>Blanchard
>Blundin
>Cassel
>Cavanaugh
>Flynn
>Gutierrez
>Hasselbeck
>Kofler
>Leinart
>Lytle
>Mauck
>McGloin
>Moore
>Robinson
>Ryan
>Schaub
>Scott
>Simms
>Stafford
>Stevens
why can't Matt be a name of an elite NFL QB?
>>64423642
*in 5 games
fuck I need a new keyboard
>>64423598
He has to be known for doing what it takes to win. He doesn't treat it like a game, he doesn't act sporting, he bends and even breaks the accepted rules of the field to drive the fight from his opponent and make it end as fast as possible.
There is only one man who fits that bill.
>>64423649
>hasselbeck not elite
>>64423649
Hasselbeck used to be Roethlisberger tier
>>64423654
Nigga I'm bi and I've fapped enough to traps to know that p12 has a manly ass/hips. Dude is not an actual woman.
That or looks like a man, I don't know what's worse to be honest family.
Anyways discuss sports for once in your life fuckers.
>>64423649
But...matt hasselbeck is elite
Over/under : Raiders vs SD
35
>>64423649
>Matt Ryan not elite overall
>>64423681
points or MOV?
Points: over
MOV: under
>>64423691
I'm not Lake
I'm a Pats fan
>>64423628
montana was known for his comebacks though, while sherman just razed through the south until he got to georgia
he seems more comparable to a defensive player
maybe jim mcmahon and the bears in 1985? dude was pretty out there
>>64423622
it me
>>64423642
the five game streak thing is most game in a row with 3 TDs/0 INTs
brady's streak in 2007 is the best but he threw an INT in the last game i think
>>64423693
Points vs SD
>>64423687
elite at choking.
>>64423710
I'm not Mayo either. I'm not a name/tripfag
>>64423704
That is a man's back.
>>64423725
Lol then who cares
>>64423706
under for the raiders, over total
Jameis Winston since he blows the fuck out of Atlanta
Why don't the Falcons have a history despite being in the league for as long as they have?
>Only notable teams are the 1991 team (Which is remembered for being Jerry Glanville's own personal memefest) and the Dirty Bird team that went to the Super Bowl
>Have really only started to get notable players associated exclusively with the team (Matt Ryan, Julio Jones) in this past decade
>Have mostly been a retirement home for players who have been successful with other franchises (Gonzalez, Osi, etc.)
>GOAT player is Deion Sanders, who only played for them for 5 seasons before bolting to chase rings
>>64423741
pls no bully
>>64423380
>not beating Peyton Manning
>having to resort to beating Brock Osweiler by a measly three (3) points
>>64423747
they're almost exactly like the Saints except for playoff success with a good-to-great QB over the past decade or so. (Brees >>> Ryan if you think I'm implying the opposite)
>>64423617
>>64423462
So when are you "girls" gonna kiss and cam for us?
>>64423619
Ew wtf are you mexican
>>64423747
Because who the fuck would choose to live in Atlanta when you can live literally anywhere else
>>64423735
>>64423735
I'd like to cum on it.
>>64423769
The Aints had Archie Manning, who was one of the first guys to hold the distinction of "Good player on a really shitty team"
>>64423770
Yes actually
>>64423617
>tag on clothes
Shoplifter detected
>>64423681
SD wins
>>64423742
by that logic wouldn't it be cam newton this season
>>64423747
because they're not very good
>only 1 (one) hall of famer who played for the team for the majority of his career
you could say the same about the cardinals, who have been around for longer and have pretty much as much success
some teams are just worse than the other teams
>>64423747
Atlanta sports are cursed.
>Hawks always mediocre or bad and never make it anywhere
>no Thrashers anymore because they don't gaf about hockey
>Braves "dynasty" goes 1-3 in WS in 15 years with one of the best #1-2 starter combos and 3+ more Hall of Famers for the majority of it
>Falcons went to that SB one time and got styled on by TD, now they have their best QB in franchise history and he can't do shit after Week 17
>>64423741
>bb
>>64423775
Same
So why do people think Cam isn't the #1 QB again?
>>64423778
and the Falcons had a 10-15 year franchise QB in Bartkowski, who was never elite but solid enough to stick around as long as he did while the Falcons sucked
>>64423814
>So why do people think Cam isn't the #1 QB again?
Because they're all wife's sons
jesus fucking christ are you faggots actually posting pictures of your asses now
>>64423833
The only ass I'm interested in is yours, with a football placed firmly inside of it
>>64423833
LGTSS
>football in ass
>football in ass
>football in ass
>football in ass
>>64423833
BB caused this
Ever since that vapid tranny came here /nfl/ has turned into a trap infested shithole.
>>64423833
I want one of yours
With a football inside it
If you were a Dolphins fan would you wear these?
oh shit we were doing jeopardy weren't we
this one shouldn't be too hard
>>64423872
09 Saints
>>64423877
SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64423866
yes but not with anything else dolphins related because you will look like an autistic retard unless you're black because black people do matchy-matchy shit all the time, even though it looks retarded
maybe with the away jersey and black jeans it could work tho
>>64423617
>>64423617
would love to fuck your little tranny brains out
>>64423883
Football. In your fartbox.
Jesus fuck is OBJ posting ITT?
>>64423922
but im a mighty mighty man im young and im in my prime
yes, im a real young man, a brand new twenty-five.
also please post more pls
this thread has me the mood for a trap jerk-session and /gif/ is dry at the moment
>>64423872
11 Giants?
>>64423833
You are literally not allowed to mention the word ass or any synonym of it
Don't let your fingers write checks your ass can't cash
>>64423877
nope, 341 pts
>>64423882
nahh
>>64423940
yup
only other team to make the super bowl with 400 pts allowed were the 2008 cardinals and we know how that turned out
next one
>>64423877
yes indeedy.
of the players in pic related:
>one doesn't belong. who and why?
>what two things do they all have in common?
>>64423966
But i want you baby
would love to rip that cheetah print cami off and fuck you senseless
just one more picture please so i can finish
