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News:
>Younes Belhando to Schalke 04?
>Thiago wants to stay with Bayern after the season
>Chicharito is unsaleable
>Gladbach want Stefaniak and Hinteregger
>>64413440
>Thiago wants to stay with Bayern after the season
interesting, maybe he's simply angling for a better contract wherever Poop decides to jump to
>>64413440
Finally a thread, just wanted to make one.
Also Weihnachtsvideo from based Köln.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB8KBt_6dv0
His name is Younes Belhanda
>>64413463
>Derbysieg gegen Leverkusen
>Gladbach
Based fucking Stöger.
>>64413462
We'll see
>>64413469
Thanks, Mehmet
bundesu
>>64413467
Already at it.
>>64413611
Say "l-lewd" to her
>>64413611
Tell her that 3d piggus are disgusting and you can only have a pure 2d waifu.
>>64413611
Tell her that she is to old to become pregnant.
>>64413611
Do you have a girlfriend?
>Der TSV 1860 München steht nach einer schwachen Hinrunde mit nur 14 Punkten nach 19 Spielen auf dem vorletzten Tabellenplatz der 2.Bundesliga. Neben der sportlichen Krise kommt nun offenbar auch ein finanzieller Kollaps auf die „Löwen“ zu. Nach „tz“-Informationen ist beim früheren Erstligisten sogar der Lizenzentzug denkbar, weil Investor Hasan Ismaik mit dem Rückzug droht. „Ich bin nicht mehr dazu bereit, neue Kredite zu geben, noch alte Kredite in Genussscheine umzuwandeln, solange die Art und Weise, wie der Verein verwaltet wird, sich nicht ändert“, ließ Ismaik per E-Mail demnach wissen.
>
Entweder gebe es nun spürbare Veränderungen oder keine Investitionen mehr, „denn ich bin es satt – und noch vor mir haben es die Fans satt –, die beschämenden Niederlagen des Vereins hinzunehmen, die uns übrigens nicht nur in die 3.Liga führen werden, sondern in die Amateurliga.“ Sollte der Geschäftsmann dem TSV 1860 die fest einkalkulierten Darlehen verweigern, könnte die DFL-Lizenz für die nächste Saison gefährdet sein.
>Und der Investor legte nach: „Ich glaube, dass mir alle zustimmen werden, dass wir momentan kein Fußballverein sind, sondern ein Verein der Absurditäten. Im Moment tut keiner den Löwen was Gutes – es müsste eigentlich so sein, dass die Löwen mit so einem Traditionsverein ihr Haupt erheben, anstatt sich für das, was daraus geworden ist, zu schämen.“
Platinum mad.
>>64413619
Kunstleder
<<64413654
<1860 München
<Hasan Ismaik
<Genussscheine
>>64413654
Ancelotti and Bayern will assram European Football for years to come
>>64413725
Nobody has ever defended the CL title. Why should Ancelotti/Bayern suddenly be able to do so?
>>64413725
Just like he did with madrid......
>>64413743
>Madrid
he won the CL with those shitlords, and Bayern are better organised
What are you going to get for Christmas?
>>64413782
Books, CDs and sweets. What about you?
what's your opinion on how Thiago has been doing at bayern? It's been 3 years already and he somehow seems the same bench player he was at barcelona.
>>64413782
The same thing I got last year, and the year before that, and the year before that..
Nothing
>>64413795
He's been ded a lot.
>>64413795
He is probably the most gifted player. He has terrible luck with injuries. If he had stayed fit he would be hyped to hell.
>>64413804
This
>>64413794
New speakers, pic related.
>>64413795
One of the most important players when fit.
>>64413804
:'(
>>64413795
He is very talented and injury-prone
>>64413782
Drunk
>>64413804
>>64413826
I'll be sending you some good vibration on christmas eve.
>>64413782
Nothing.
>"people" who celebrate Christmas on the 25th
>>64413904
>anglos
I really don't think Stefaniak is what we need in Gladbach
>we
>>64414009
yea im mitglied so i am allowed to say we
>>64413998
>Stefaniak
True. Gladbach has more than enough wingers. Does anyone watches 3. Liga/Dynamo and can tell >us something about his strenghts?
How would Berlin fare in the CL?
>>64414014
Which part of DÖP DÖP DÖP you come from?
>>64414023
They would finish last in the weakest group.
>>64414021
Drittliga Özil
>>64413782
P U L L I
U
L
L
I
>>64414024
near Vituspark, not rich enough to live there though
>>64414023
They won't qualify, even if they did they'd probably place third or last in groups depending on who they draw.
I place them below teams like Kyiv, Gent, current ManU and maybe even Meccabi.
>>64414032
So he's more of a central playmaker? tm.de says he played most of his games on the wing.
>>64414053
So assuming that isn't true, we will need him even less, he is very young and inexperienced, and we have Dahoud who does a very good job at basically the same.
>>64414023
More like how hard would they choke?
How's Fabian Johnson at Gladbach? Is he decent? Because he's probably the best player in our shit national team atm
>>64414096
He didn't get much playing time last season so he struggled a little, but he started almost every game this season and has been crucial for all our wins, he is fast and has good chemistry with the rest of the team.
>>64414023
They already played CL in 1999 and did quite well.
>>64414223
>>64414231
le three red cards man
>>64414336
Fossum das Opossum
>>64414345
:DDdD
>Augsburgs Alexander Esswein (25)muss 6000 Euro Strafe zahlen. Am Samstag beim 1:0-Sieg gegen Hamburg hatte er dem Schiedsrichter „den Vogel“ gezeigt. Der Bundesligist und Esswein haben dem Urteil zugestimmt, damit ist es rechtskräftig.
>„den Vogel“ gezeigt
Absolute madman
>>64414231
good thing lewy and müller are indestructible. 63% of teams goals between them, damn.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/23/why-german-soccer-wants-american-players
>>64413440
>belhanda
>not boudebouz
>schalke
>>64414227
>two group stages
I totally forgot about that system
>Der Wechsel von Bayern-Trainer Pep Guardiola (Foto) zu Manchester City ist laut „Kicker“ fix. Wie das Magazin am Mittwoch auf seiner Homepage berichtet, wurde der Wechsel des 44 Jahre alten Spaniers zum englischen Spitzenverein aus „zuverlässigen englischen Quellen“ bestätigt.
how serious is "zuverlässigen englischen Quellen"?
>>64414699
>all the Bauern customers buttmad as fuck
HAHAHAHHAAAHAHHHAAHAHAAA
>>64414699
>how serious is "zuverlässigen englischen Quellen"?
It's basically this.
Finally starting to dawn on customers that their club is just as much of an unlikable retort as ManShitty.
this tßh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G50m9YMg6M
So according to >Bild, Poop decided to leave because nobody at Buyern was willing to provide him with star players like Pogba or Suarez, instead they told him he should get Calhanoglu or Castro. Will Buyern ever stop being a provincial team?
>that guy who always replies to himself and obsessed over Buyern all day long
that's me
>>64414517
>If a player from the United States would come here and score every week,” said Michael Schade, CEO of Bayer Leverkusen, one of the biggest clubs in the history of German football, “it would be a dream come true.”
So that's why everyone is doing their best to suck as much as possible this season, they are trying to get on MLS's level.
>>64415409
He looks kinda pissed in the thumbnail.
>>64416327
i would be kinda pissed if i would have to do embarrassing stuff like that
>>64416370
SÄMON DÄMON
>>64416401
>>64413782
Nothing this year :(
>>64413782
I'm 26, i would feel bad about getting anything.
>>64416653
what are you, Catholic?
How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass?
Irresistible.
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?
A leisure centre.
Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?
It's now £4.95 per hour.
I asked my welsh mate to count how many girlfriends he's had but he kept falling asleep.
hello?
>>64416865
Friend :)
>>64416945
I blame the warm winter
Feliz Navidad to /bundes/ from your friends in Madrid.
>>64416827
>I asked my welsh mate to count how many girlfriends he's had but he kept falling asleep.
kek
>>64417002
Who is the guy on the right?
>>64417851
I don't know
>>64416945
Living the dream.
I love dortmund too
merry christmas (eve) to all
im going to bed
>>64418148
Good night/day
>>64416370
>>64416573
>>64418148
If you wake up tomorrow please tell me who this is.
>>64417851
me
>>64417002
Mou is going to replace Benitez bro its all fucking set
get hype
>>64418598
Why would I get hype about the La Liga?
why would mourinho go back to spain? He hated it there
Mourinho is going to PSG
Blanc is scared of revolution and that's why he's going to get the sack at the end of the season
Bild: The BVB will offer Weidenfeller an extention of his contract until 2017 in the coming days.
>>64418743
Echte Liebe
Night bundes
good morning, /bundes/!
the internet at my parents' is finally working
Merry Christmas everyone.
>>64423754
heiligabend isn't christmas
>yfw ancelotti loses the league to dortmund
>>64418743
jesus, no
frohe Weihnachten /bundes/
>>64413782
i already got my ticket to go see ac/dc
pretty good christmas present desu.
>>64423899
good for you, grandpa
>>64423908
gonna have a great time m8.
should i have gotten tickets to see adele instead?
>>64423919
yes
>>64423899
I envy you
when they were here it sold like water, it was impossible to buy
>>64423971
Yea i got pretty lucky, only downside is that here the crowds tend to be less rowdy for security reasons, i wish i could go see them play on a south american gig
>>64424166
Downside is, they absolutely fucking suck live. You should sell your tickets and buy some better ones.
>>64424166
60 years old wont mosh or push each other
>>64424454
You wouldn't want to push people in a mosh if you paid $10,000 for a new hip.
>>64423788
They aren't going to lose the league to Dortmund. They are going to lose the league to Berlin.
>>64424474
Berlin fights relegation next year, dingus
>>64424474
i don't think union will be promoted any time soon
>Berlin fights relegation next year
I didn't know you came from the future
>>64424516
I do, Felipe. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
Lizarazu? More like Lizarazexy
ok sorry
who will win the UCL then
>>64424504
>>64424631
holy shit
>>64424634
good post
I wish Americans would just vanish from /sp/
the club is called "hertha bsc" not "hertha bsc berlin" or "hertha berlin"
>>64424646
I'm sorry did I do something to upset you?
>>64424652
yes, you exist
>>64424656
Pls no.
>>64424668
Why not?
>>64424656
will never happen with that squad
>>64424671
Because Qatar, one of the most cancerous countries in the world, is involved.
Because their extended "fanbase" would make the current Chelsea and City fans look like the greatest fanbases in the universe by comparison.
Because their core fanbase is mainly comprised of retards, thugs and retarded thugs.
Because our shitty league went from mildly entertaining after Lyon's domination (4 champs in 4 years) to even more fucking boring than it was.
>>64424767
>Because their extended "fanbase" would make the current Chelsea and City fans look like the greatest fanbases in the universe by comparison.
>Because their core fanbase is mainly comprised of retards, thugs and retarded thugs.
but every french teams got the same fanbase you dunce
>The city of Hertha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtHMMi-d6Y
WE NEED GIFS
>dorftrottels already mad af about based hertha
lamo
>>64424797
Only Marseille fans are more retarded.
>>64424767
my old dealer always wore a PSG track jacket
he only knew ibra though
>>64424812
What part of Lichtenrade are you from?
>>64424833
fans from Lyon, Sainté and teams from Corse are just as retarded
>>64424861
i'm from marienfelde, m8
this is how american football fans spend their day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5r233GECbA
it's quite comfy t b h
>>64424867
>Lyon and Sainté
Meh. About equal, but there's less of them both.
>Corse
I was talking about human beings.
>>64424767
Well that explains it.
But what about muh national pride though?
>>64424877
"Premiere" League always annoys me a bit
>>64424835
what kind of dealer? Flex?
guud morneng /bundes/
>>64424899
just weed
>>64424905
good morning to you too.
>>64418225
>>64424882
National pride for club teams is only there in the medias.
Most french football fans - those that don't bandwagon foreign teams, at least - want other french teams to do decently enough to get coefficient points, but not too well either.
>>64424882
it would be great for our league but sadly PSG fans got a small club mentality so pundits and fan are going to talk about it for an entire century or so
>>64424913
ylilauta.org/satunnainen/43523157
>>64424961
ty
l-lewd
lewd posters get out please
Dicke Euter are obscene smk
>>64424920
>>64424940
I see, this has certainly been eye-opening.
I now have slightly more insight about Ligue 1, I guess.
>>64424987
>>64425001
gay
>>64425007
ew stop posting fat girls
>>64425064
Ofc she's fat, try doing sports with these 5kg milk bags infront of you
>>64425063
If you say so Czech Republic.
off to my parents now
see you in a week ~
>>64425165
Have fun
posting with a dach flag
>no bundes
Test
>egg white is called Eiweiß in the german language
>protein is called Eiweiß in the german language
>egg white is literally called protein in the german langugage
Crazy, huh?
>>64425411
are you high?
>protein makes you fart (I think??)
>fart is called prut in Danish
>protein sort of sounds like "fart one"
Crazy, huh?
>>64425437
Pls prut on my face
>>64425437
Not really, but it's close
>>64425418
No, you?
>>64425437
you are a very special person denmark.
>>64425449
Wouldn't say that I'm hight but I'm not sober either.
fartkontrol
More like prutkontrol
More like autism
fartrekord
merry christmas you bastards :)
I added this thread to my bookmarks
>>64425524
You too
What other boards do you browse and why?
>>64425680
/s4s/ is a nice board
Why is nobody responding?
>>64425728
Why?
cause u stink
cause ur pruts stink
>Sunny
>Blue Sky
>10 ° C
The worst Christmas weather possible
>>64425680
/mu/, because it is a good board to discover new music.
>>64425786
eh, no snow and sunset at 15:30 means 18 hours of pitch black darkness
Just updated Clover so I can post now too! Hello!
>>64426181
Good morning.
Has anyone ever called you pumpkin?
>>64426209
Good morning!
>>64426228
Yes
>>64426257
Good
I wonder what France, United States of America, Chile, Brazil, Netherlands, Japan, Poland, Mexico, Denmark and Czech Republic are up to
Curls for the girls, right?
>>64426356
Something hip, work or sleep, something cute, ditto, defending (rightfully so) Van Gaal, eating chicken?, lurking, calculating odds, lurking or traveling, not sure
>>64426406
Good speculations
>>64426395
Tris for the guys
Squats for the sluts
>>64426425
There's a new girl at my work who likes some squats-groups on social media and who also wears clothes that compliment her figure. One colleague even said she has got a nice butt, though it doesn't mean much.
Every girl likes a strong bubble butt on a guy
>>64426356
Just had waffles, coffee and glögg. Now on my bed relaxing.
>>64426472
Wow that's perfect
Watching this btw
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You
I'm watching the new Star Wars on a stream filmed with a cam right now
>>64426209
hello
>>64426597
yes hello
>>64425794
its one of the worst board. bleep is nice though. nodata and rym are better if you want to discover music
just checked up on the goose and gonna pack the last presents now
>>64426823
while i agree on the worst board part, the share threads are premium.
So what do you have for dinner, bundesfam?
>>64427026
see >>64426919
with potato dumplings and red cabbage
>>64427026
Riesling, Champagne, Amarone, Port and Brandy
>>64427247
forgot the Sherry
Marco Fabian to SGE confirmed
>>64427026
oyster, cabbage salad, tiramisu, champagne and rosé
>>64427026
Roast pork, duck, two types of potatoes, red cabbage. Risalamande with cherry sauce after.
>>64427580
Nice. He looks adult size there. From my limited understanding of Mexican football he could be a great signing.
>>64427304
He is fucking shit
Hofmann to BMG confirmed?
>>64427903
How so?
>Bavaria is charge of decent german players
who /Schmendrick/ here
>>64429074
A. He's an alcoholic.
B.He does have his moments but he's very inconsistent.
C.At times it looks like he doesn't care.
The positives are that he's very versatile, he can play as a midfieler, on the wings or as a striker. He does gave good dribbling and ball control when compared to Chicha and can shoot from distance. Like I said if he gets going he can have a good season but he's very inconsistent.
>>64429447
Germans like Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan and Kagawa, you mean?
>lose 5 points the whole first half of the season
>somehow less players in the top 11 than the second ranked team
kek pek
>>64429476
You need to do something to get something.
Neuer for example isn't keeper of the half because he never needed to do anything. Might as well let the janitor play goalkeeper.
>Miami Beckham United
Dearie me
>>64429505
So why isn't the entire Bayern midfield or defence in that Top 11 then, as they are responsible for Neuer having jack shit to do.
>>64429447
>Hummels
top FUCKING lel
>>64429520
Because even there it was mostly Boateng keeping shit clean.
Can't give 2 IVs the same price with one of them only having done 30% of the work.
>>64429536
>people actually think that
fucking lel
>>64429516
No way
>>64429532
Read the Guardian top 100 players. Bacca is better than Ribery
>>64429551
>Lelstuber
>Martinez
>on Boateng level
>>64429567
>Martinez
>a fullback
KEK
Buyern players get injured far too often.
Robben only played 7 out of 17 Bundes matches.
>>64429587
the Pep effect
>AC
>Vestergaard
>Fr. Sorensen
Best CB nation in the BuLi per capita
>>64429618
Good for him that Lewandowski and and the backpart of the team save everything.
>>64429635
Save what? They don't have any titles yet.
And without Robben, Ribéry, Thiago, Costa, Xabi, you will crash and burn in the CL and maybe even the cup.
The opposite of a customer? A thief. I know what I would rather be.
>>64429667
Why do you have to be one or the other?
>>64429650
So far it saved them all the points. Additionally to the fact that most teams don't seem to give a shit when they play against them. Only like 3 teams out of 17 tried to actually put up something against them in the league.
But yeah: If Pep doesn't stop abusing his players they will crash. The recent 1:0 victories are anything but promising.
Imagine Müller or Lewa getting pepjured.
>>64429728
Goals are so passé
>>64429466
>He does have his moments but he's very inconsistent
Perfect for Frankfurt, their nickname is "The moody Diva"
What are your plans for today, you sluts?
>>64429928
We just finished walking around the tree while singing psalms and soon we will begin unwrapping our presents.
After that, some tv and then bed.
>We just finished walking around the tree while singing psalms
Sounds spoopy tobihonest
I'm aliiiiive
I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive
;_;
>>64429962
Makes me think Denmark was that kid that played with wooden toys and read the children's Bible
Christmas psalms. Not quite carrols.
hello i am home now
