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NBC
Cards winning
fuck the Bears
epic image desu
>given forty thousand American freedombux to stop working out
Why would anyone turn that down?.
there's always the draft, hope we get a decent pick
nigger cum
>his QB can't pass more than 7 yards
embarrassing
>>64372893
why does this gamethread sux?
>>64372991
grow up
>>64372893
JIM AND JOHN HARBAUGH TO THE EAGLES
1. RAIDERS
2. STEELERS
-gap-
3. BENGALS
4. SAINTS
5. PANTHERS
6. FALCONS
-gap-
9001. JAGUARS
9002. RAVENS
9003. EAGLES
9004. CARDINALS
9005. 49ERS
So what are you faggots drinking?
Im drinking skim milk because I hate myself
>2016 SUPERB OWL CHAMPS
PIC RELATED
first for /PresletHart/
>>64373002
Cause you ain't high enough, desu.
>>64372893
Ebin mayday bro
All these fucking commercials Jesus Christ.
>only 11 minutes of actual playtime in a game
>3 hours of commercials and old white people spouting Madden'16 quotes
>>64373032
KEFIR
E
F
I
R
>>64373028
>title in the name field
At least you tried
>>64373040
why are you posting anime on a sports forum?
Carson Vick
It's been a long night... Could I get some (Yous) to make me feel better?
>>64373029
Man fuck evolution. It gave the power of flight to the dumbest, unappreciative, animals in the animal kingdom.
Carson Vick
>>64373077
hey senpai
NBA is way better than NFL right now tbqh. Way too much tumblr shit getting into the NFL.
>>64373077
love you :)
PLEASE DRINK
REFBALL HANDING THE GAME TO THE EAGLES
REFBALL HANDING THE GAME TO THE EAGLES
REFBALL HANDING THE GAME TO THE EAGLES
REFBALL HANDING THE GAME TO THE EAGLES
REFBALL HANDING THE GAME TO THE EAGLES
@64373077
here u go senpai
>>64373077 (You)
>>64373077
Just responding to dubs, not you, you little bitch ass bitch.
>>64373032
The tears of a Dolphins fan. And her cum.
>>64373060
>implying this isn't my name
>>64373064
Because I'm currently in my anime image macro folder.
>>64373029
On iPhone
Can't see.
What is that?
Repping for Rams/Eagles trade broship, get at em Igglesbros
We suffer together
The Cardinals aren't scary at all. Jist like the Panthers.
Big stop there
>>64373029
FLY EAGLE FLY
>>64373091
do you know how to quote? fucking retard
>>64373077
ur a qt and people like when you are around
>>64373122
Shame about the face.
>>64373127
kill yourself
>>64373121
ikr
Can't wait for us 12's to go to our third superbowl in 3 years
>>64373122
Admit it...you have fapped to her at least a couple of times
>>64373127
Our sin mom
>>64373077
Sure
>>64373127
>win at memes
I like it
>>64373127
Memes
Moo
Homo
>>64373113
You must be wiping the cum off your keyboard
>>64373127
YOUR MOM MEMES
Go Cardinals
Go Eagles
>>64373127
cry my our?
>>64373127
>rage
>yourmom
>homo
>>64373127
>ISIS DRUGS PAIN
>>64373127
>God, Tragedy and Coke
>>64373127
>God
>Eat
>You
>>64373099
Kek
>name your price
Nigger cum
Please acknowledge me.
>>64373110
Eagle flying around
>>64373127
>REGRET
>DEATH
>HATE
>>64373127
>drugs rage coke
uh oh
>>64373127
>mom
>god
>coke
Ok?
>>64373149
Not even once. I did have a few sexy dreams though.
>this /fit/ commercial
>>64372970
Will Steelers be the first 11-5 team to miss the playoffs?
Cards already panicking. This win is going to be fucking sweet.
Oh, 37-24 Philly by the way. Hope you guys took the money line.
>BA chimping out
I'm starting to feel better about this.
>>64373156
Yes
>>64373127
what does this image have to do with the game?
Anon plz continue sealabposting
>>64373193
2008 Patriots
>>64373127
>go death dog
what does it mean
Why is Cris Collinsworth obsessed with players' weights? Is he body shaming?
>>64373220
>tfw the mods don't ban that type of shit
It's so fucking dumb.
What is this "eagles time to next play" sh!t?
>>64373127
Dog memes moo
They sure do
>>64373187
I hope you like punk music
Why do QBs dive head first?
>>64373220
its not the image it's the faggets replying to it
>>64373179
YOU'RE ACKNOWLEDGED, RAIDERFAG
NOW GET /COMFY/
>>64373127
memes
your mom
pain
>This fucking dumb ass timer
>>64373127
>regret
>hate
>self pain
TOUCHDOWN
>>64373233
Because they have the shortest time in between plays in the league
Is Bradford good?
All around the world
We could make time
Rompin' and a stompin'
'Cause I'm in my prime
Born in the north
And sworn to entertain ya
'Cause I'm down for
The state of Pennsylvania
I try not to whine
But I must warn ya
'Bout the motherfuckin' girls
From California
Alabama baby
Said hallelujah
Good god girl
I wish I knew ya
I know I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know it's you
You say hello and then I say I do
Come back baby
'Cause I'd like to say
I've been around the world
Back from Bombay
Fox hole love
Pie in your face
Living in and out
Of a big fat suitcase
Bonafide ride
Step aside my Johnson
Yes I could
In the woods of Wisconsin
Wake up the cake
It's a lake she's kissin' me
As they do when
When they do in Sicily
I know I know for sure
That life is beautiful around the world
I know I know it's you
You say hello and then I say I do
Where you want to go
Who you want to be
What you want to do
Just come with me
I saw God
And I saw the fountains
You and me girl
Sittin' in the Swiss mountains
Me Oh My O
Me and Guy O
Freer than a bird
'Cause we're rockin' Ohio
Around the world
I feel dutiful
Take a wife
'Cause life is beautiful
I know I know for sure
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.
I know I know it's you
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.
Mother Russia do not suffer
I know you're bold enough
I've been around the world
And I have seen your love
I know I know it's you
You say hello then I say I do
E R T Z
R
T
Z
E R T Z
R
T
Z
>>64373127
Cry, your, mom
Good for them
>>64373233
its to show they run plays at sanic speed
WE HERE NIGGAS
ERTZ SO GOOD
>>64373246
dont victim blame its 2015
And we've got a game.
AYYYE WE BACK IN THIS SENPAI TIME TO RUN UP THE SCORE
>>64373127
>God
>Eye
>Misogyny
Nice
>>64373258
it started off rocky, but he is getting better
damn, the cardinals might have to start trying
>>64373233
Eagles are Sanic Fast
It's over. gg AZ.
Good luck in the playoffs.
>>64373258
He's average, but I think the reason he got injured all the time was because the Rams probably had a shitty strength and conditioning/medical staff.
E R T Z
R
T
Z
>TICK
>TOCK
>TICK
>DO DO DOODOO
Based DAT BIRD giving Filthydelphia a glimmer of hope before utterly destroying them
DOO DOO DO DOO
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
FLY EAGLES FLY
>FLY EAGLES FLY
>>64373127
>MYSOGONY RAGE MEME
gonna be a long year
HAIL TO REDSKINS!
>>64373179
fine
>>64373127
>pain
>sin
>god
I shall feel the wrath of God after I sin
This defense is shit
>>64373127
Temp ban hotpocket
Fly Eagles fly
On the road to victory
Fight fight fight
Fight eagles fight
Score a touchdown 1 2 3
1 2 3
Hit em low
Hit em high
And watch our eagles fly
Fly eagles fly
On the road to victory
E
A
G
L
E
S
Eagles
Probably been answered but what's this "time till next play" timer about
tfw there's hope the Cards might lose so we can face them next week for the number 2 seed
comfy
Sammy Sleeves is gonna go the fuck off tonight.
>>64373261
Hair looks fake 2 b on ist
>>64373259
RHCP jumped the shark after BSSM - all their later songs are just Anthony noodling from his poetry book to easy listening music.
>bought 'Toggi' fine european waffers
shit is just as garbage as american candy
>>64373127
God your self
Fuck looks like I have to HC the eagles to their first owl
>>64373127
>PAIN
>MISOGYNY
>COKE
sounds about right im an asshole
>>64373084
>>64373085
>>64373094
>>64373095
>>64373131
>>64373152
Thanks y'all, Have a fantastic night and a Merry Christmas!
>>64373310
EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64373294
What a chill ass Pigeon bro. Would keep pet.
>>64373331
dun go bb
>>64373333
Those digits...
LET THAT BIG BLACK COX LOOSE
>>64373277
Dubs confirm
>Arians chimping out again
Why is this allowed?
>>64373333
witnessed
>>64373314
Eagles under the Chip Kelly offense are known for getting a lot of plays out quickly, so they have a timer just for the Eagles to show viewers how ineffective it is.
>>64373259
>Mother Russia do not suffer
>I know you're bold enough
I love dated 90s topical lines.
>>64373333
Cards btfo
>>64373127
>bag go coke
What did he mean by this?
>>64373333
OOOOHHHHHHH QUADS CHECKED FOR /COMFY/ EAGLES, SENPAI
>>64373310
55 WITHOUT WINNING A GOSHDAMN THING, IGGLES.
Based Cards gonna rekt that Filthydelphia boypussy now
>here's a guy
>hail mary
You ain't Rodgers
>biggers
31 sleep now
Lmao being a cards fan
Guess it beats dying in a desert >>64373390
>Down to DBs worse than Byron Maxwell
Aw jeez
>that friendly fire
Holy shit, we have no corners left.
>>64373414
Based
>>64373414
How's your Sunday going, Barry?
michaels-collinsworth is pretty good desu
>>64373414
you ain't my president
Cards getting exposed
>throwing into double coverage
>receivers scared
you peaked at the wrong time
LMFAO WHO LEFT TO PLAY CORNER FOR US
EVERYONE IS HURT
SIGN DEION OUT OF THE BOOTH
>>64373414
Obama quit shit posting on /sp/ and fix the damn country!
Reeeeee
he walked towards midfield for a sec he's out senpai
>this Samsung commercial
What is Arizona good for other than being a racist shithole desert
>>64373430
watching the bird bowl in the war room in 4k
>>64373443
only maxwell has been hurt today, right?
>>64373457
NFL
>>64373457
cheap drugs
>John Brown in charge of pass catching
>>64373410
Palmer has a better more consistent deep ball though.
Jesus Christ John Brown can't catch shit.
Brown can't catch shit tonight
>Collinsworth's voice crack
BROWN PLS STOP
STOP FUCKING ATTEMPTING DRAGONS ON US REEEEEEEE
>>64373467
rowe got a cuntcushion
What can Brown do for you?
>>64373467
/deathrowe/ taken to the locker room
Carrol been ir
>eagles time to next play keeps showing up at the bottom
If this isn't a sign that this is stupid fucking meme team I don't know what is.
Just turned on the game
Why does the Eagles have a time clock but Arizona doesnt?
>>64373457
You mean a white man's paradise.
>tyrone
>>64373457
illegal immigrants
>>64373503
Well hes certainly dropping the package
>>64373507
Cuck
>>64373507
>NYG v CAR such a meme game that we had a 'My wifes kid' meme become real
>10-10
I thought the Cardinals were good.
>>64373482
>>64373484
>Eagles: Time to next play:
Fucking stop it
>>64373519
Muh fast paced offense
OH FUCK
shamefur dispray
>>64373519
Becauae Chip Kelly's signature is a quick offense so they have a clock to show everyone how ineffective it is
HAHAHAHAHAH
>cardiac cards
>[Deleted]
>still putting peterson in at punt return
>Tyrone Mathieu
Any more excuse to remove his faggot homer ass forever?
I hate hearing this faggot ruin every primetime game
Rick Mahorn special
what the fuck was that
Dat Fumble
cards got lucky
>>64373561
here we fucking go again
is maxwell THE softest corner in the league? he's almost never close to anyone and give zero effort in tackling
He said the Bane thing
>>64373488
Is there anything more based than the pan out/swing in grin from Collinsworth at the start of every broadcast?
>>64373578
>cards got lucky
posted as a nonironic statement.
>>64373587
Yes desu
Feels sad man
Tfw no qt thug nigger corner
>Based Cards giving Filthydelphia a glimmer of hope only to crush it
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
WOW
>IGGLES
Dat power running
LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
BEAST MODE
HOLY FUCK THAT RUN
fugg
What the actual fuck????
>>64373598
My favorite moment of the weekend desu.
>iggles
>>64373591
For you.
>philly
GOD DAMN SAVAGE AF
lol wtf eagles
I have no fucking words
>eagle's tackling
HOLY SHIT
>Philthy "defense"
Fuck this shit
>>64373598
Maybe spider 2 Y Banana. But that might be it.
based. so very based.
lol fuck everything
BASED
DAT RUN
LAND SHARK
hahahahahaaha woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>THE DESOLATE, NIGGER INFESTED SHANTYTOWN OF PHILADELPHIA
>>64373569
You appear upset
Perhaps you should try not being so upset
It may be all the sand in your vagina
Have you thought about cleaning your sandy vagina?
I think that would be a good idea
GET OUT DA WAY, BITCH! GET OUT DA WAY!
HOLY SHIT ARE THE EAGLES THE WORST TACKLERS IN THE LEAGUE? I COULD HAVE DONE THAT
>>64373638
>brown eyes
THE EAGLES WILL BE SLAUGHTERED
>Eagles defense
What a joke
Kek
>iggles d
>iggles tackling
If there was ever a play that demonstrated how terrible the Eagles are at tackling, there it is.
DJ!!!
hello darkness my old friend
Literal beast mode
>eagles D
This is hilarious
EARTH DRAGON OF THE LAND
>>64373598
His high ass forehead
>That's worthy of beastmode
Hahahaha calm down. Maybe after your butthole stops tingling, you'll realize what you said.
>tfw iggles fan
At least Palmer hasn't thrown any time passes. I need that for my fantasy match up
IT STARTS WITH ONE THING
Iggles need a sustaining drive. no more 3 and outs
our d is getting tired ;__;
fug, f a m
post yfw your city gets embarrassed in prime time on national television
did they make a new rule where you can't use your hands to tackle?
>>64373677
what year is it?
will they play the rocky theme for that run too?
>>64373677
hey fellow 12, what do they mean? who/what is beastmode?
go hawks!
>this camera angle
Well that as impressive
>>64373677
I find him very handsome
>this meme kick return camera
>>64373677
David Johnson > Marshawn Lynch
70 degrees in philly on christmas eve
Seriously, what is going on
>>64373692
Your city never ceases to be an embarrassment
>>64373677
>salty seahawk detected
>>64373690
I just finished this part. Are you fighting the XOF guys the rest of the game?
>up by 37 in fantasy with my opponent only having David Johnson left
>only up by 14 now
>>64373693
yeah its called the brandon merriweather rule
>>64373717
you just got algored
SNF crew is still bummed out about the Giants losing. They don't care about this game.
>>64373693
You do realize you're watching football, right? They never fucking wrap up.
nwo had climate change conference in Paris.. chemtrailss will change the world. alex jones btfo
>>64373734
>GOPfags still say Global Warming isn't real
the fuck is this "eagles time to next play" shit
>>64373724
Old screenshot m8 and no not really.
A GOOD INSIDE RUNNER? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
I literally can't remember being this excited about a Cards running back before
>>64373722
Why would I be salty.
I'm feeling pretty Green Bay smug right now.
Russell Wilson is the best QB in the NFL right now.
>sam basedford
>>64373638
GONNA TIE IT UP HERE, SENPAI
GET A HAPPYBELLA PIC READY
>>64373726
You're fucked senpai.
>>64373717
Nice AZ weather is the gift we give to you for your eventual loss
>>64373750
>what are natural weather patterns
>>64373750
>muh computers
>>64373751
proof they move at sanic speed
>>64373751
Annoying screen meme
Fuck off Colinsworth
>>64373726
With Brown dropping so many perfect passes youre very possibly fucked
>the eagles meme clock
please stop with this time to next play shit.
who gives a shit?
>>64373754
Chris Johnson was looking pretty good before getting hurt.
>>64373751
Read the thread
>>64373717
welcome to die
I'm starting to really hate Collinsworth
>muh speed to next snap
MARIOTA TIER
Will the Titans hire Chip Kelly after he is fired this year?
PLAY CALLING INTENSIFIES
>>64373331
you too anon
>Asian Leia
TRIGGERED
HAHA WHAT WAS THAT SIGNAL OF HIM GRABBING HIS DICK?
collinsworht is nails on a chalkboard lately. I used to like him. give me gruden any day.
>>64373750
>there is no such thing as El Nino
>>64373761
Don't be lewd
>>64373777
Nice trips
>>64373754
You now remember beanie wells
>>64373785
>starting to
other teams mad their don't get their own next snap count
I am a cuckold. I let other men fuck my wife while I take her son to Eagles games
>>64373783
No. I go to the bottom of threads when I start a game late.
>>64373785
Could it be because he's praising the Eagles for once you red feathered motherfucker
>>64373785
He's a fucking clown idk why he's liked so much
>>64373755
Thats why youre first in the division right?
>>64373809
why can't she have natural hair to match her shitskin eyes?
>>64373781
agreed up until november
>>64373773
>Fuck off Colinsworth
he's the only commentator that knows what is going on
theyre starting to pick on buck. reminds me of last season when the cards couldnt stop a TE worth shit
>>64373809
2 more minutes til faptime, senpai.
>NO (ZERO) SNOW ON THE GROUND 5 DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS
>>64373750
>>64373809
ENSO otherwise known as El Nino is not associated with climate change.
Who /posada/ here?
>>64373809
Not just El Nino but also a strong polar vortex.
>>64373751
NFL higher-ups despise Chip Kelly. This is their way of chiding him.
>>64373785
He's funny and informative. It's a lot better than listening to some amateur local announcer that doesn't know wtf is going on.
>>64373785
he's starting to sound like Madden when he was nearing the end of his career. Just randomly babbling about stupid shit.
>kelly's got his headset on
>his coaches got theirs on
>hyuck!
>>64373762
>>64373776
That's what I figured.
who wants to fall into my showhole?
>>64373809
her face is painfully average, not even porn star tier
I can't imagine what she looks like without makeup, no wonder she isn't famous
>>64373844
do you ever get sick of snow?
I wish i lived near snow :( it snows MAYBE twice a year where i live
H I G H
O
C
T
A
N
E
>>64373751
Gotta go fast!
Best waifu coming through
2:00 minute warning on /sp/ = post your halftime fapfu(s)
>>64373872
Yeah but now that it's not here I miss it but I can walk around without a coat
>>64373855
My family doesn't do that
Go for it!!!!!!!!
>>64373864
Gruden has already completely lost it.
That, paired with the fact that he gets noticeably drunker and drunker throughout the game always makes for a great fucking time.
Is Chip Kelly an elite coach?
>>64373832
Salty Arizona fan is mad his team is having trouble with the Eaglels.
Good luck in the Playoffs.
I mean it.
Hopefully your team doesn't die this year.
>>64373878
>hoctane
>>64373882
>thumbnail sized image
nigga do you even respect your waifu?
>>64373882
She's actually alright when she doesn't smile. Kinda like Daddario in that regard anyways.
>>64373844
Because it's 2015
Go for it
>>64373813
that fucking bum?
i'm scared
>>64373886
Our queen, Morrigan
>>64373895
Gruden is way better than Collinsworth.
>>64373886
Monroe finally released a hardcore scene, so that
I wish Kevin Harlan called national games. Best NBA and NFL play-by-play by far. On Monday Nights I just play his radio broadcast over the visuals from ESPN.
>>64373893
this. theres 50 seconds left in the half
>>64373907
boil it puss face
>>64373907
go play catch with the ball you got at the game today
>>64373872
>do you ever get sick of snow?
In general? No. But sometimes I find it annoying when I'm driving on a non-plowed road. Right now I really miss it.
>>64373912
Yeah
>>64373917
who
if its who i think it is
>>64373930
this
better yet, rice cooker
>>64373916
No shit. He's the funniest, and has a genuine passion in his commentating. I wasn't insulting him by saying he's batshit crazy. I like crazy people a lot.
My wifes son wants to cuck me just like his daddy.
Do I let him fuck his mum or what /sp/?
>>64373907
>microwave
you sick fuck, make it in a sandwich press
>>64373907
Turn on the car and use the heat of the engine
>>64373917
>Monroe
link
>>64373895
Gruden is fun
Collinsworth just proclaims "The greatest _______ he's ever seen" like every monday
>>64373844
>tfw white as fuck Christmas
STUFFED
lmao
>not using Murray
short
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
EMBARRASSING
>IGGLES
>>64373886
Watching this girl laurenbrite on chaturbate
>>64373898
hey 12 buddy, no one would answer my question, what's a beastmode?
go hawks :DD
reminder that shitadelphias third string RB is the highest pad RB in the league
I told them to go for it
I asked for this heartache
>>64373959
do it and post pics
Lmao couldnt even get a yard
>i dont get it
Me either
chip is a retard.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>64373960
>using a literal meme tool
FILTHYDELPHIA
>>64373959
Just fuck your wife's son instead
>>64373916
Gruden is GOAT
>>64373962
Make sure your garage door is closed to seal in the heat.
Demarco confirmed linebabby
>>64373907
Get reported
>>64373988
Its when Lynch does a huge run
>>64373990
rude
Don't understand why you don't just sneak it. You have TWO timeouts
<eagles doing anything right in their entire insignificant lifespan
Cards scoring again before half, calling it
>>64373907
butter up them slices of bread, put in that sharp cheese and hold it up to a light bulb, you roody poo!
>pay Murray a trillion dollars
>don't use him in short yardage situations
Oh chip
>>64373974
Really? Where is this?
Christmas just isn't fun anymore bros. It's more of a huge hassle since I have to drive 8 hours to see my family. Then I get there and have to do all kinds of shit for 4 days straight and then drive back.
I just wish I could listen to "Silver Bells" again and be filled with immense joy and peace like I used to :(:(:(
Murray on suicide watch
>>64374015
>unnatural hair color
ewww
>>64374015
>that body
OK... continue
>that face
GET HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
get rid of kelly pls
DED
>>64374004
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the darkness I've become
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become
>got shitfaced drunk the last 3 nights in a row
>lost my debit card and jacket
>friends peer pressuring me to meet them at the bar right now
What do?
>>64374039
Sorry, bro :( love you
>>64374042
He's been paid and now gets to laugh at his fucktard coach. Why would he care?
l0l
Cmon iggles gibe dat 1st seed
>>64374039
Just go to mass. It'll make it worth it.
>we will never have a healthy RB
>helmet directly into knee
FUUUUUUUCK
BASED THURMOND
A
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E
D
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H
U
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M
O
N
D
>>64374059
do you have the money to meet them? do it to get over your anxiety
>>64374071
I'm baptist
Cardinals running backs are cursed.
Goddamn Palmer wants to throw some dragons.
>>64374059
order phenibut from ebay and stop drinking while feeling good off a smart drug
I'm worried for EDP.
Dude is fucking gigantic
>throwing into triple coverage
3edgy5me
>THIS DEFENSE
>>64374059
Tell them that you lost your card and if they want you there they're buying.
>>64374062
Personally, I'd still want to play if i were him but its whatever
>>64374068
Panther fan wanting the Cards to win so we keep trying for 16-0 here
Is it too much to ask for a decent eagles season, I just don't want to be the laughing stock of my family forever.
At least sister is chargers fan
>>64374022
thanks buddy, gotta go take my hormones now
go hawks!
>>64373985
Just looked her up...she's shaking her ass right now in front of the flashing X-mas tree...not bad, senpai
>>64374039
>tfw jew
>tfw never have to stress at Christmas time
>tfw get 2 days off at the end of December for no reason
>>64374081
I'm sorry. RCIA might be starting soon.
Why the fuck is Palmser trying to go Flacco and throw bombs when they are clearly NOT working and resulting in almost-picks?
What a dumb fucking move.
They're playing like they're up 3 touchdowns.
This is why the Cardinals are bpund to fail.
Darren Urban @Cardschatter 34s35 seconds ago
RB David Johnson has a right knee injury. Return questionable.
>>64374039
I know that feel, family.
>>64373898
>seacocks
>not going the way of the 49ers
Good luck against the rams next season bro, it will be a real fight for second place.
>>64374121
>bpund
stopped reading there baka
>>64374121
They're aiming for the Eagle's weak spot, which is the secondary. Unfortunately Palmer can't throw accurately that far down the field.
JUST!
JUST!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64374039
you'll get through it
>>64374116
>not celebrating Christmas anyway
>>64374121
he's had 2 TDs on them if Brown could catch
I'm quitting my job soon. I just found out I have six PTO days left. Is it true that I'll get paid for those days i have left?
PLease respond
>>64374116
>tfw you are literally despised by sandniggers and Germans
>tfw you will never have your family live somewhere in peace for a century
Being a Jew doesn't sound too comfy tbqh
>>64374121
It's like watching me play Madden.
>>64374129
asian trophy wife thinkin about rice and shit
>>64374116
>tfw promised land
must feel good bruv
>>64374121
Because the eagles literally only have 2 cbs left on roster
ONE CHIRAQ
>>64374125
Yeah, we're watching the game. Thanks for the breaking news.
what fast food place should I go to for my halftime meal
>>64374152
take the PTO then don't show up to work after that.
Who should I fap to /sp/ and why is the answer Dillion Harper?
>>64374059
Just tell them you can't and the reason. They will understand
>>64374129
>Lurie spinning in his swivel chair while watching his football team
I bet he's cool to hang out with
You should get compensated for them, yes.
>>64374110
You went to 4 straight NFC Championship games last decade.
Try being a Titans fan. The only thing I have to be thankful for is not growing up a Bills fan.
>>64374152
Take the vacation days and quit at the end of them while you look for a new job
Pretty simple shit
>>64374169
>fast food
Might as well go to the nearest trash can and eat there
>>64374169
Jamaals cock
Dull game desu.
The shitskins are going to make the playoffs, aren't they.
>>64374169
Canes
>>64374129
I-is he in the mafia?
Promised my wife's son he could play xbox for the 2nd half.
Anyone got a stream?
>>64374175
>fapping to FAS downies
>>64374127
Haven't watched much football recently, huh?
I swear, 98.5% of /sp/ only watches the team they like. Not even looking at competition.
>do some stuff
>be a 40 year old sideline reporter
>be ugly as fuck
>>64374080
>>64374096
I think i was talking shit to some of the security guards at the same bar so idk. I was blacked out.
>>64374169
Chic-fil-a
>>64374182
i already have a new job set up tho
>>64374169
Applebee's
>>64374175
She looks like she has that fetal alcohol thing.
>>64374152
It's pro rated but you're at the end of the fiscal year so you'll probably get paid for 5.7 or so days
>>64374186
shut up you stupid nigger
>>64374175
Too fiveheaded for my tastes
>>64374186
I'll fight all you niggers in here
>>64374196
tell him to go to bed
>>64374207
It's Sunday you fool
>>64374169
In n out
>>64374175
>uniboob
>>64374186
Jamal get off /sp/ and get a job
>>64374175
dat brayne too big dawg
>>64374223
He wont listen to me. Have to wait for my wife to get back from her night out.
>>64374208
Then sit on your ass and get paid to shitpost for six days
>>64374175
inb4 Seth MacFarlane
>>64374207
>MSG-laden hate food
No thanks.
>>64374175
>You will never fuck a qt who gives a mean rimjob
>>64374200
Im talking about division rivalries fag. The rams beat both the cards and cocks early in the season. And play the cocks next week.
>>64374152
Yes, you should. I worked for a pretty large, public company and i took me a while to actually get paid for my 12 days I had of FDO/PTO. I would log into whatever online portal y'all use and take screenshots so you have proof going forward that you actually had the PTO if they decide to try and fuck you over. I did and it saved my ass and got me a solid $1500 or so after tax. Save all papers and take lots of screenshots and throw them on a thumb drive.
Enjoy leavin your job man. I left mine about 9 months ago. Just traveled the US for 7 months driving to all lower 48 states and camping and seeing our lovely country. Bout time for me to get back into the real world again :(
>>64374205
don't go I have done the same thing many times but on xanax so it was shocking when the bartenders looked at me with such disdain
>Osmell Prickum Poonior
Will Chip go with RGIII next year?
>>64374208
Does your current job know? If so ask HR. I think it's required by law, but I could be wrong.
>>64374207
closed on sunday :(
>>64374228
no in n out's in philly
I think i'm gonna get checkers
I just farted on my cats face
>>64374238
it's 3 am in britbongland, where should i start asking?
>tfw you marry a black woman and have to celebrate kwanza with her
>>64374257
i was on xanax as well. Shit makes you fucking angry if you mix it with alcohol
>harrison begging for the panthers to sit players so they don't actually complete a 19-0
what a cuck
>>64374250
yeah, my last day is going to be 1/8. my first day at my new job is 1/19. i gave myself a week to be a NEET, play vidya and shitpost
>Olympic shitposting coming in 7 months
>>64374265
Go to Pat's or Geno's or whatever those places are called.
>>64374263
how do you get jobs without your current job knowing if you always have to use your old job as reference?
>>64374266
Savage
>>64374262
No, Kaep
JUST BLOCK 'EM
>>64374262
not meme enough.
>>64374275
What?
>>64374289
You should find stuff to keep you active that week or you're going to fucking dread getting back to work every day
>>64372932
>>64372932
>>64372932
>>64372932
recycled bread
>>64374249
Oh no. The Rasms have been a true juggernaut this year. Fuck.
Yeah, it's going to be fun seeing how many of the Rams nigger thug players go for injuries next game. I used to like the Rams, but they've proven there is nothing respectable about their dirty ass fucking cheapshot 'team'.
>>64374276
it makes me black out and either
1. not give a fuck and talk to best girls and fuck
2. if can't do that shit talk to authority figures
been arrested twice on that shit bro
>>64374265
not in the mood for a cheesesteak but i wouldn't go to either of those tourist traps. so many better places
>>64374289
Enjoy dude, cheers! Good luck at the new job.
>>64374161
fucking lost. nice work, anon.
>>64374326
meant to quote>>64374298
David Johnson legit may have cost me $5K in fanduel.
>>64374328
damn I miss wawa. probably the only thing I enjoyed about Virginia.
>>64374361
how
>>64374376
Wawas are only in Virginia? Huh.
>>64374275
I doubt most blacks even celebrate it
>>64374328
Wawa's the fucking best. I have a Wawa t-shirt i found in a philly thrift shop.
WHITE POWER
>>64374417
I like your name senpai
>>64374425
Philly and Florida too.
Being Philly fan is suffering
>>64374453
>shit eyes
>white
>>64374485
Being in Philly is suffering. We're used to it.
>>64374453
Stupid as fuck considering she's been blacked already, she's a typical SoCal wannabe celeb slut. Both her older sisters are hotter anyway, especially the other redhead before she became a methhead skeletor.
>>64374361
More like the shitty iggles defense full of overpaid, overhyped nigs
Yes I'm talkin about Jenkins too. All you cucks sucking Jenkins dick while he can't even make a tackle.
>>64374655
The problem is mainly our terrible fuckin defensive coordinator, but for some reason no one is bringing it up
>Kia commercial
Black kid's team goes undefeated and gets a "Champ" trophy.
White kid is shown as dumb, inept, swinging his mouth-guard around while his parents lament on his horrible play.
Fucking agenda shit, fuck American TV, I'm done.
>>64374728
Need to scrap the WHOLE FUCKIN COACHING STAFF!
Bradford a shit
>>64374728
post some Japanese women senpai
>>64374943
the ones on google look better than the ones in real life senpai
>>64374794
i dont really mind bradford, i think he is better than he gets credit for, he definitely needs another weapon or 2 though
our coaching staff definitly needs a kick out the door though
>>64373724
>rest of the game
Oh boy, I got some bad news son
