>tfw you want to lose to the jags for improved draft spot edition
>Falcons injuries:
Ben Garland DE Inactive
Malliciah Goodman DE Inactive
Bryce Harris OT Inactive
Akeem King DB Inactive
Joey Mbu DT Inactive
Terron Ward RB Inactive
Paul Worrilow MLB Inactive
Chris Chester OG Active
Devin Hester WR Active
Paul Soliai DT Active
Jacob Tamme TE Active
Desmond Trufant CB Active
>Jags injuries
who gives a fuck
>>64353756
Jasg ball is cute
>in orlando
>they're showing titans and pats and panther and giants
WHY?
based kurt
>tfw this game is more meaningful for the Jaguars than the Falcons
Whoda thunk it?
The ride is almost over
We still have a shot at the playoffs. I really expect us to get a big win today after that embarrassment last week.
>>64354029
>years of completely fucking up drafts and free agency
>w..we still have a chance this season
>we don't
Every time.
>this gamestop commercial
jesus fuck, are they purposely trying to make people cringe?
>>64354050
Fuck off.
Raise your hand if you QB has at least 30 TD's this season.
Not so fast, Atlanta.
> Brunell, Boselli Smith and McCardell at the game today
kinda awesome
Is this season actually worse than last year?
>>64354155
I'd rather suck all reason then get cock teased half season then massively let down
Who even is atlantas backup qb?
>>64354155
Yup.
We actually had a much better shot at making the playoffs at this point last year.
How bad will our offense be today, Falcons bros?
>>64354155
Lets see how we finish. If we beat thesaints and panthers I'll be happy. Also looks like Ryan has his form back, maybe hes healthy again.
>tfw Atlanta resident and lifelong Falcons fan hoping this game is an absolute trainwreck blowout
It has to get REALLY ugly before Blank makes any changes
>>64354155
This is the worst season ever under Ryan.
>>64354173
Might be a half full/half empty thing. Since the end result is the same I'd rather at least get a few moments of hope rather than being shit the whole time. At least lends itself to some shitposting.
why did atlanta agree to give arthur blank a new stadium when the georgia dome is like 10 years old?
>offensive penalty by Roddy
>>64354242
because
Personal fouls should always result in a first down. What kind of bullshit is this.
>>64353756
those hands on that girl are ridicolous
refs need to fuck off and let them play.
>yfw the Falcons get their shit together and win out after completely destroying their playoff hopes during the 6-game losing streak
>>64354242
>yfw ga dome becomes the worlds largest home depot
HOLY FUCK COVER SOMEONE
>same exact play
>works again
bravo shanny
>>64354334
>defense
>covering
good one
TD
TD
TD
HOLD MUH DICK
WE BACK NOW
and got damn these commentators are awful. How can the NFL not find anyone better than this fucker?
>Falcons actually scored on the opening drive
w-wut just h-happened
HA HA WEEK 4 OFFENSE TIME
We're fucking winning, lads!
What's our chances of getting a wild card?
>Bears
>Giants
>@Packers
What are the chances of the Vikings losing out, bros?
>mfw the Falcons win out and keep Shanahan next season
>>64354466
Like 3%. We need Seattle or Minnesota to lose out and we have to win out
>>64354466
Really bad. We have to win out (meaning we have to somehow beat the Panthers), and the Vikings or Seahawks have to lose out.
Stranger things have happened, though. I remember one year the Chargers were 4 games behind the Broncos with four games to play and ended up winning the division.
>scam 3&out
13-1 habbening
based shede
>>64354517
>>64354505
#i believe
>hoolio
>>64354689
I gave up after they shit the bed against the Niners then the Colts
FAKE
THE FAKE
H
E
F
A
K
E
>meme play
fuck off, failcunts
goddamn fucking refs.
>successful fake punt
>holding
>National Flag League
Goddamnit
[mutters nigger under breath]
NICE ONE GREENE
FUCK
safety incoming
>Biermann held in the end zone
>no flag
>>64354921
>falcons playing defense
>draft Beasley
>still have the most ineffective pass rush in the league
Why didn't we draft Gurley again?
>Marqise Lee doing something
why must bortles be so slippery?
Im ready for halftime faptime
How many whiffed tackles can one d-line have?
>>64354976
>Why didn't we draft Gurley again
the voices told him otherwise
can we please cut jokelel already?
>Joeckel
Defense was actually able to sniff out a screen and not just wildly run at the QB like they usually do wow
>ryan
We'd be shit in the playoffs anyway
A-Rob sighting
>Pass interfering AR15
>Implying this has stopped him before
Robinson is making Tru look like a little bitch.
>>64353928
I know that feel, im in volusia county
where is hurns?
>best player on our defense getting his ass beat
Just kill this season already
>Eli cucking the Panthers out of a perfect season
Kek
>>64355449
trufant is overrated as fuck. there are actually falcons fans who think he is a top 5 DB.
Is Bortles elite?
Any one with a stream?
>>64355513
you're actually worse than a shitposter you fucking faggot
>>64355576
looks like we found one of those delusional falcon fans.
>>64355513
Fuck off retard
time for Myers to miss
>>64355624
>>64355513
Fuck off Cletus
>>64355513
>>64355576
>>64355624
Wowie this is pretty sad
Are the Jags sorta not terrible anymore?
>hoolio
>pass every play when your only WR is Julio
Can we fucking run the ball? Fucking Shanny
What kinda porn/which porndtar will yall be enjoying for halftime faptime?
>>64355863
no because the O line then gets blown up like that
wut i thought we cut Moeaki?
>scripted first drive looks good
>utter shit after that
I'm so sick of Shannyball.
These refs are making the game unwatchable. anyone know where to stream the panthers/giants game?
Welp, the Vikings are blowing out the Bears so we might as well just go ahead and lose to get a higher draft pick.
>>64355950
Skins bro here, we warned you about Shanny family. He's riding the fame off of RG3's rookie season.
>>64355950
I hope he stops with the rollouts I mean come on they barely work
>>64356011
Na bears about to score
>turns RGmeme into the RotY
>makes Matt Ryan look like a scrub
>>64356011
burrs just scored
>those hot sluts in the pool
>>64355950
>take an offense that has been good for 7 years and turn it into the worst offense in the league in 1 year
I haven't hated anyone in my life more than Shanny
>>64356124
He ruined Donovan McNabb too.
>>64356163
ikr
>>64356187
I'd take Mike Mularkey back in a second
They need a stat for missed sacks that turn into huge plays for the other team. The Falcons would lead the world in that stat.
>>64356259
let's not be too hasty
>Stupar better spin move than Beasley
>3rd round punter
>People still want to hold onto Anger
How can you make an offense with Matt Ryan, Devonta Freeman, and Julio Jones look so inept? Like, how bad do you have to be to do that?
>>64356259
>le Bradley is a bad coach meme
Go back to leddit
>>64356259
I want Koetter back. Why did we let him go?
>>64356397
He's talking about bringing Mularkey back as the Falcons OC.
>>64356336
>3rd round punter
fucking Jags
>>64356378
Because that's literally all they have
>>64356378
because you have Matt Ryan playng quarterback
FREE MAN
FREEMAN
R
E
E
M
A
N
>>64356483
Ryan was a top-10 QB every year he's been in the league before this year.
>freeman and coleman look like rec league players in their past games
>jags run d making them look good
of course.
>>64356503
>before
keyword tho
>Jags in charge of clock
Freeman is hands down one of the complete RBs in the league
>>64356542
huh? Freemans emerged as one of the best RBs in the league this year.
>commentator doesn't even know what down it is
>Florida infrastructure
>>64356542
>Freeman
>rec league player
nigga he leads the league in rushing TDs
I think he means the past few weeks this offense has looked Division 2 tier
>the rancid scrap heap of Jacksonville
JULIO
JULIO
U
L
I
O
>>64356712
>>64356765
I'm not saying Freeman is bad
>>64356776
this is what I mean
>tune in late hoping they are losing so TD and shanny are fired and to get a higher draft pick
>they're winning
FUCK THIS TEAM
>Implying the Jags have ever won a game where they were carrying momentum from the previous week
If you're a Jags fan and you're surprised we're being torched in an area of "strength" on defense you haven't been a Jaguars fan for very long.
I'm honestly surprised it took this long for some coordinator to realize stretch plays on an unathletic defensive line is a good game plan.
>>64356883
>playing for draft pick
Go away cuck
>>64356883
>draft pick
nigga fuck that shit. I'm tired of drafting in the top 10 every year.
I don't want this team going into next year on a 9 game losing streak.
>>64356883
TD is most likely gone I'm scared if the offense starts to look ok these last few games they might keep him on
>cam injured
>>64357081
>The Giants might win because of this
>>64357081
Oh shit really? I hope the nigga tore his ACL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64357151
he was clutching at his ribs
Time to retire White.
>Roddy shite
>>64356960
>>64357026
>implying playoffs
>>64357031
Should have been shown the door instead of Smitty
>>64357081
please b season ending
You gotta reach out for that Roddy...
In former Falcons new TJ Yates looks like he hurt his knee. God we was terrible in pre season
>>64357307
I don't care about playoffs. I know we're not gonna make it. I just don't want to end this season on a 9 game losing streak.
I had sex with Matt Ryan's wife when she was a freshman at BC.
>>64357408
did she used to be hot?
he was in front of the line of scrimage. what a fucking moron.
I remember when the Falcons were good at the 2 minute drill
>bortlels in charge of knowing the rules
>>64357378
Name one good thing about winning another game this year.
>>64357607
cucking the Panthers in week 16 would be easily worth it
2nd week in a row we are getting completely fucked by the refs EVEN AFTER the review the play.
lol, the refs are cucking the falcons so hard
Good God I hate the fucking refs
>>64357648
Yeah you're right.
What the actual fuck is happening?
It feels like this game is taking forever.
Chortles is faster than our entire front 7.
>Vic Beasley running past the QB every play
>>64357408
Me too
>>64357793
falcons are back to normal 2bh
>>64357793
falcons defense.
>jags in charge of clock management
well memed falcons. couldnt even fuckin run it in.
what a tackle by bortles the absolute ledge
Well OK then
Jesus Christ, Ishmael is slow as fuck.
>brought down by chortles
wew
lmao
There was 1 second left when he went down come on
HOW DID HE NOT SCORE ON THAT DUMB NIGGER GOT TACKLED BY THE QUARTERBACK
>not being conscious of the clock and trying to fall out of bounds
just
Bad interception. Bortles ain't ready brother
I S H
S
H
FUCKING WHY
HOW DO YOU GET OUTRUN BY BORTLES
>>64357911
How the fuck is he a safety? this entire team is an embarrassment.
and these dumbass commentators dont realize the clock is in slow motion too.
Holy shit does this commentator know what slo mo is?
holy shit the commentators are literal retards
>our Safety is slower than their QB
>clock moves slower when you're watching in slow motion
these fucking commentators
Fuck I though he missed
>can't put time back on if there's one second left
NFL rules are so autistic
Has Graham missed at all?
>Durant can't even block the QB
Our LB corp is so fucking trash
>>64358088
not yet hes 6 for 6
It's just so weird to me that the Panthers are probably going to go 16-0. I mean, the Patriots are one thing, but the fucking Panthers?
>>64358154
feels good to always have great kickers
>>64358200
How hilarious will it be they go 16-0 and then lose their first playoff game?
Pretty sure these commentators are huffing spray paint between plays, no one can be this retarded. They don't understand slow motion or the rules.
>>64358200
variance is a hell of a drug
>>64358280
no idea what they are going to do with Bryant next season doubt they will keep Graham but Bryant didn't look good this season.
>>64358284
I'm expecting this to happen desu
>>64358356
Bryant's probably on his way out, I would think. He looks like he's lost it, and there's no reason to think he'll get at back at age 41. He's been a great player for us, but father time catches up to everyone.
>>64358288
David Dihel is a former lineman so his brains are probably already mush and Dick Stockton has always been pretty terrible
Why is bortles so fast lads?
Is Bortles still dating that bombshell with the big jugs?
>>64357081
Source on gif?
>>64358666
It's Jodie Foster. Not sure from what.
>Vikings up 24-7
I guess cucking the Panthers is all we have left to play for.
of fucking course
>jags TD
>Ryan turns it over early in the drive
>jags FG
>falcons will 3 and out
>jags TD
>20-17 late
>falcons with ball, 2:00 left
>red zone
>int
>game
>bootleg for TD
why didn't they just do that before the half instead of trying to force it to the geezer TE
This is usually the time Ryan throws a boneheaded INT. The collapse begin my friends
>>64359187
sort of wizard
>>64359187
wizard status. well done.
JUST
HABBENIGN
>>64359187
FUCKING WIZARD
Oh boy
Kek, did anyone doubt the Falcons were going to blow this?
This team is so goddamn predictable.
>>64359285
The game is encapsulating their season
>start off strong for the first half
>collapse
>probably get some hopes of a comeback
>fail
Can someone tell me how this team is any different than the Mike Smith coached teams? If anything, they're fucking worse.
>>64359367
Dan Quinn hasn't impressed me one damn bit. None of the problems under Smitty have been fixed, and we've even regressed in some areas.
I fucking hate how Dick Stockton pronounces Jaguars. Jagwohs. FUCK YOU STOCKTON!! FUCK THE FALCONS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>64359367
>same GM
>same shitty draft picks
We can have fucking Bellichick but with constantly drafting players that aren't NFL caliber, we're dead in the water. We can have some good runs but eventually reality and the talent gap will win.
>gus challenge
call will stand
>Carolina will likely win a SB this year
>Saints have a SB
>Bucs have a SB
Just kill me. We're the fucking Iggles of our division. Why was I born in this fucking city?
>>64359473
Yes, I was going to comment on this
>>64359580
What a faggot. I'm hungover, missed out on my fantasy playoffs by 2 points, and the Falcons just fucking suck. Flat out suck.
Oh look, Jags scored again. Color me surprised mother fuckers.
this is so falcons.
Trufant btfo
Falconing intensifies
GUS DARED THEM TO THROW AWAY THEIR LEAD AND THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
J U S T
What the fuck is wrong with Matt Ryan?
>>64359551
It's Atlanta, bro. Losing infects these teams like a cancer. I'm convinced the Falcons, Braves, and Hawks (hell, you can throw UGA and Tech in there too) all have some sick symbiotic relationship where they all feed off each other and choke whenever it matters.
I've accepted the fact that I'll never see any of my teams win. I just watch for the tragic comedy of it all at this point.
Robinson and bortles are my OTP
FALCONS GETTING REKT FOR RAGLAND
>>64359799
I think he finally realized he's on a shit team and there's no fucking hope anymore.
It's like if I told you once you graduate college no matter what degree you get you will never get a good paying job you like. Do you think you'd be studying hard and participating in class?
>>64359824
>tfw no BortlesxRobinson yuri
Higher draft pick, woo!
Now can we fire Dumbassitroff so having a high draft slot actually means something?
>>64359799
well the INT was on a tipped ball but yea we've seen this before
Can we just trade Ryan, Julio, Freeman, Trufant and every other good (or at least used to be good) player to some other team? These guys shouldn't waste their career with this garbage ass team.
>>64359813
Completely and totally agree with this theory btw. Welcome to Atlanta.... God damnit I'm so pumped to be moving away from here. Traffic is beyond awful now and I'm so sick of Atlanta teams. Might have to hitch my trailer to a stronger truck.
JAGWOHS JAGWOHS JAGWOHS FUCK YOU STOCKTON YOU COCKSUCKING ASSLICKER!!!
>>64359701
>hes a top 3 DB!
/lake
>>64359799
He's been shitty this entire season but that INT wasn't really on him. Just a tipped pass.
>slippy D
>>64359961
>tfw no running back with a huge ass and a qt power blocking scheme
there's the Jags 3rd down defense
and again
That was a clutch as fuck pass from Ryan.
this playcalling... jesus...
>falcons offense is actually doing alright
It's okay, I'm sure we'll find a creative way to lose.
>run
>run
>pass
is that you Mularkey?
THROW IT TO HARDY FAGGOT
>14 point lead evaporates within 7 minutes
Wow, that's impressive even for the Falcons. Most of these chokejobs are slow, painful deaths.
>Jsag
>3rd down defense
PLEASE throw deep at least once
Ryan might not actually throw it 50 times what a miracle
that drop
just go for it, our defense can't do shit.
>>64360346
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BELIEVED IN YOU HARDY YOU DUMB NAGGER
