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Everyone getting along great edition
Flatanon hype sub edition

Previous >>64331463

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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>>64353193
lads, lads, lads, how much money will we make on nfl today?
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1st for brit anons are cancer with an inflated opinion of their bubble gum betting abilities
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>tfw no Norwegian handball gf

Life is suffering
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>>64353247
hopefully enough for you to move out of your storage unit
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>>64353248
we're not all bad :(
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>>64353247
who you backing?
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I saw ODB's cleats for today and am very glad I'm not on the panthers. Pic related
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Please answer

Why do some bets on Skybet say Over (2.5) and some say Over 2.5 goals?

Have I accidentally selected wrong? I normally just like their casino but figured I'd rather place a nice acca.

The results are correct, but haven't been ticked like the Over 2.5 goals have.
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>>64353311
>we're not all bad :(
only talking about the shitposters lad
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That is a very accurate image desu

Should update it though. Add France, Sweden etc.
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>>64353248
>le I have no idea what bubblegum bookies actually are man

Bit embarrassing lid
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>>64353314
>who you backing?
0-10 tipped o62.5 yards for Allen Hurns (jags wr) and o55 yds for Greg Olsen (panthers TE). Both are good bets, the latter is probably at least a large. I'm about to reback tbqh familia
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>>64353340
Screenshot
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>>64353360
from the >land of the free everything looks like bubble gum amigo
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>>64353378
Half show as "Over x.5 goals" and half show as "Over (x.5)"

I'm 4/7 so far on my road to £130. Need one more goal in the M'Gladbach game, 2 in Bilbao and Atletico Madrid to score 1.
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OP needs updating with summer students like >>64353358 as a distinct category from britanons
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>>64353340

Are you autistic?
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>>64353314
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>>64353440

>Texans

are you retarded?
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Dread to think how badly Panthers get rekt today. Are they allowed to just forfeit? Honestly might be less embarrassing at this point.
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Would love an updated version of the OP pic.

Albania and Lithuania don't seem relevant anymore.
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>>64353375
greg olsen o57.5* yards. I rebacked at o60.5 don't even care
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>>64353440
So close
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>>64353434
Is this a trick? I THINK I've put the correct bet on, but I can't understand why there would be two different wordings for the same thing, or why they wouldn't show up as winning while the others have already.
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how do I win moni
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>>64353420
Was that Real price pre game? Jesus christ what's wrong with you
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>>64353340
>please answer
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>>64353487
If I answer your question, will you promise never to visit or post on /bet/ again?
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Off the Pulse S M A C K E D
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>>64353402

Then why do you keep trying to use it as an insult when you don't know what it means? Its embarrassing how clueless you are desu lid
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>>64353528

Use tomorrow you meff
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PAC MAC WHERE
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>>64353521

Flatanon is a traders dream because everything he tips gets smashed eventually
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>>64353193
That Lithuanian stopped posting or maybe just lurks now.

>not embracing lithfit who is 5-0 in his recommended ufc bets recently
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>>64353543

?

That's the archive and not 4chan
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>>64353528
but I do know exactly what it means

>implying 90% of British /bet/ users aren't using bet365 as their main bookie
>implying bet365 isn't bubble gum

you're embarrassing yourself tbqh familia
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>>64353562
who's this plasticine queen
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>>64353606

she's underage m8
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>tfw my post made it into the flatanon webm
Christmas coming early this year lads
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Anyone stake 500 on flatanons horse for me? Will paypal/skrill them before. Ta x
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ldu quito?
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Is Man City +0.25 a mainstream special?
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Mackers stealing tips again. ROFL
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Need flatanons horse to win so I can afford christmas presents.

Down so much on Rayo.

This is it. This is the final chapter of my movie. Will there be a happy ending?
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>>64353459
It was at 55.5 when I tipped.
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>>64353709
When's the race? Been out shagging all weekend so only just got in
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>>64353752

How many girls you shagged?
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>>64353721
>It was at 55.5 when I tipped.
that's a borderline special for me. Olsen is good for a 30 yard catch and run a game and the Giants defense is banged up badly.

>>64353752
25 bongs 57 bings
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>>64353781
>girls
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>>64353781
>girls
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>>64353793
What was the tip lid?
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>>64353793

Best I can find on a euro bookies is o60.5 @1.91, you think that's still worth a punt m8?
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>>64353821

>Wolves 19:10
>Off The Pulse
>9/1 e/w

>Also like Innocently in the 16:40 but too >short atm, have a crack e/w at if it drifts >to 5/1.
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>>64353821
>>64351675
>>64353828
Yes
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the prem has been amazingly dire to bet on this season
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>>64353828
>Best I can find on a euro bookies is o60.5 @1.91, you think that's still worth a punt m8?
yes, that's an implied 52.4% probability and it's closer to 65% or 70% imo
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>>64353842
>>64353854
I meant flat anon's might put a cheeky 5er on it tomorrow for Christmas presents
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>>64353906
>I meant flat anon's
the one I posted was flatanons
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>>64353857
amazing you mean
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Brady questionable lids. Titans +15 desu.
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>>64353925
Cheers m8 I'll get on it tomorrow if the 25 bongs are correct.
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>>64353934
>trusting a belicheck injury report

He listed Brady as probable for 45 games straight
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>>64353972
Patriots' QB Tom Brady, listed as questionable for today's game vs Tennessee due to an illness, is expected to start vs. Titans, per source.
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Is it possible to win accys on American sports or are they just literal coin tosses?
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>>64354028

That sentence makes no sense.
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>>64353440

Do...do you expect this to win?
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>>64354008
M8, belicheck's injury reports are top nfl comedy. He thinks the leagues required injury reporting is bullshit so he does goofy shit like list Brady as probable (right shoulder) every week from 2004-2010 (excluding the year he spent on IR)
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>>64353586
>implying that was what I was implying
>implying Americans aren't 100% bubblegum exclusive so therefore a bubblegum babby yourself

Wouldn't mind having a look at your spreadsheet p/l lid. In other news Flatanons horse is STILL shortening
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Cmon quito score
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>>64353960
>I'll get on it tomorrow
You realise about 80% of flatanons tips see the odds shift in significantly as time goes by as other shrewd horse bettors smack it. You may well be looking at nothing like 9/1 tomorrow.
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>>64353960
>>64354255
In fact he has already moved into 6/1 on 365
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>missed a flatanon tip
Kill me
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James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
Bolivia thread: Final 5 games of the Apertura. All matches K/O 7:30pm. Any bets will be in comments.

WHO IS READY FOR ALTITUDE
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>Only managed pennies on 10bet
Need accounts for xmas like A I R
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>>64354502
B O L I V I A
J U D G I N G
S E S S I O N
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>>64354502
my body is ready
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>>64354502

Ready to lay this shit.
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>>64354292

*5/1
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>>64354885
Will be interesting to see what the clueless horse trader on bovada sets it at
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>>64355060
He'll probably just copy 365 when he is putting them up and ruin your chances of getting on at a good price
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Is this Hurns guy even playing lids?
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>>64355190

>making bets on sports you dont understand or know how to follow
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>>64355190
He's active
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Tipperleaks around? If not, would love someone in PGA to be online and posting Mackerels Bolivian bets and reactions here tonight. Will be a great evening
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Need altitude tips desu
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>>64355298

Wouldn't get your hopes up lid, Mackers threatened the culprits with legal action for posting PGA stuff here so I doubt we will be seeing any PGA related posts here tonight. Sorry to disappoint you
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>>64355298
James Mckeown Bookies just copy Asia, Asia is priced via bets from punters, so if you're better than everyone else you'll win. I've watched nearly every game this season, I know the key players, the shit ones, how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc. Its the only South American league I cover properly, as well as Copa Lib.


ARE YOU READY LID
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>>64355298
Just getting my tea on the go then will be posting regular updates.
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>>64355451

>. I've watched nearly every game this season, I know the key players, the shit ones, how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc. Its the only South American league I cover properly, as well as Copa Lib

Yet still manages to be down 300k on it. Okay Mackers.
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>>64355459
>>64355451
Fantastic lids
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>>64355451
>how badly teams are effected by different degrees of altitude etc
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>>64355451
>effected
Its "affected" Dackers.
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>>64355451
>different degrees of altitude

L A T I T U D E
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>>64355451

He forgot to mention how Bolivians apparently cant handle 32 degrees of heat. He's turned into the gambling version of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
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>>64355557
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Surely Leicester to beat Liverpool @3.75 next sat is value, lads!
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Feel sorry for the newbies who follow Mackers blind on such low edge bets, they need to join King Kurt's group and get on the best bubblegum bets going
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>>64355739
Putting my bankroll on it to be honest
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At what point does Finnie leave?!
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>>64355410
D E L U S I O N
E
L
U
S
I
O
N
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So excited for Flatanons race.

Really feel like it can win and I can afford some nice christmas presents for my loved ones.
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>>64355739
made my biggest ever mainstream bet when Liverpool when 2-0 down and odds were still 4.8

>no value in mainstream
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Imagine not taking Washington +1.5
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>>64355946
S A R C A S M
A
R
C
A
S
M
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>>64356036
Lol referring to mackers lid, relax
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>>64355973
Really we should change the phrase to being "almost no prestake value in mainstream"
Pretty obvious that inplay there can be and I don't think anyone here truly believes there is literally never value just far less than most people pretend there is.
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Only had two losing days in December, been pretty quiet though like. The key to success is not being addicted, they want you to make addict bets, rise above it, major key.
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>>64355957
>Spent £60 on candles

buying presents is hard. If that horse wins ill buy flatanon a candle
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>>64356224
>candles
Got the gf a nice bottle of wine, think I did pretty well
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>>64356224
>>64356317

What's an acceptable amount to spend on a gf lads?
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>>64356362
£15
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>>64356224

>candles

Dread to think where your head is lid.
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>>64356362
Whatever an abortion costs
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>>64356362

5% of your roll
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>Off The Pulse odds smashed

fucking prestakers, every time... hate this fucking board
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>>64356362
Depends on how long you've been dating and your P/L column.
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>>64356224
They better have been yankee.
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>>64356161
How about "there is no value in mainstream in the days leading up to the event unless there is major team news"? Because it is true.

>>64356224
>£60 on something that burns
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>>64356362
>tfw current main has a December birthday
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>>64356384
>>64356532

Yep heads gone, now they have asked for something else so im stuck with 3 pink dragonfruit plum surprise candles
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>>64356596

Do you still eat trash?
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There was definitely value on last nights UFC and that's pretty mainstream desu. Granted it isn't as looked into as much as boxing but still, lots of us made minimum 3.5x last night.
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FUCK OFF

I thought flatanons race was now not tomorrow.

This has ruined my day. Going for a walk, heads gone.
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>>64356694
Been too warm this winter for any serious dumpster dives, but the old standbys like little Caesars, panera, and dunkin donuts are stil comfy
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>>64356659
i'll take them for nowt
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>>64356702

Main UFC events are fairly mainstream however the first fights of yesterdays card are not at all. There was just as much liquidity on Betfair in the Filipino university football markets as there was the Shevchenko fight
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>people who attend pdc darts events
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>>64356846

Nice.

I found a trolley full of brownies last week and they weren't even expired.
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>>64357020
>they weren't even expired
Probably an AIDs patient sneezed on them
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>>64356919
They're a good night out, granted any night out is decent when you're that drunk but get off your high horse
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>>64357020
Welcome to +ev consumption m8
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>>64357080

>britbong education

HIV is only transmittable through sex or blood

Wear a condom next time, yeah?
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>>64357128
You're a danger, should probably be on some sort of register.
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>>64357187
But you'll gladly eat something someone sneezed on.
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>>64357236

I would be impressed.
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>>64357198
Me and the lads went in novelty christmas jumpers, DREAD to think what Goffy boy would have made of us
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>>64357354
>implying angry Brit anon doesn't work in the candy factory
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>yates dead from injuring himself
>zero (0) points vs clots
>playing vs 40 year old virgin qb
>actually picking the toxins
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>>64357401

>9-5 job just to give half his wage to the bookies

Ahhh the life of the angry brits, it all makes sense now
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>>64357383
I bet he is beta as fuck irl
>Haha n-nice jumper, you look like a massive danger, no offence pal
>Just in the Christmas spirit, Nick
>Fair enough, m-merry Christmas m8
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>>64357401

>implying angry Brit anon is even posting in this thread
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>>64357507

tears
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Would really love to see Atlanta move truant around in the 2nd half
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https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/678654867439681537

I think I just found Rossy's father.

The resemblance is impeccable.
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Looks like Olsen is going into the half with at least 46 yards, needs just 15 in the 2nd half to clear o60.5
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>>64357665
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>bitch messages me on pof saying "hey hows it going"
>check her profile
>about me section says if you message me saying something like hi how are you, ill block you because youre boring

top kek
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>>64357764

Show pic
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so glad le NY Giants meme can die
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>>64357764
They're all the same
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>>64357764
women are memes
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Only need Atl Madrid to score 1 goal for my 7 fold acca for today in spite of retarded trips saying no.
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>>64358155

Post slip big boy.
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>put a tenner on Leicester winning the league at the beginning of the season
I am praying they continue this form
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Mackers unloading on The Strongest now Bolivar have scored
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>>64357749

>that tie
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>>64358155
Malaga is going to win 2-1 m8.
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>>64358155
>>64358271
2-0* you heard it here first
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>my first money

s h a k i n g
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>>64358375
1-1 HAHAHAHAH
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>>64358375
1-1 pmsl

it begins
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>>64358375
P O T T E R Y
O
T
O
S
I
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>>64358452
>>64358463
>(You)
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Diss so ill
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>>64358481
diszzz
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Has to be a matter of time before mackers is on San Jose

Reasoning: they have safer transport than the oppo
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>>64358681
like clockwork

s h o o k u p
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>>64358681
He's on
>Wilstermann are shook up from the Bus explosion IMO
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Genuinely want to be friends with Joe, every time he posts in PGA he seems like a sound lad
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>>64358718

He is SURELY taking the piss at this point?
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Need 1 more yard from Olsen like AIR
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G R E G
O
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Any afternoon football tips? Thinking of parleying steelers -6 and cardinals -4.
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Just a quick question chaps, feel free to answer - How many of you believe that relying on your winnings to make ends meet, or winnings to spend on non-essential items like gifts/luxury items?

How many of you believe over 50% of your monthly income is from bet winnings?
- or under 50% of your main income is lost from bets?


:^)
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>>64359149
>How many of you believe that relying on your winnings to make ends meet, or winnings to spend on non-essential items like gifts/luxury items?

U wot m8?
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>>64359149
I have a real job with a steady career and betting is a hobby

>inb4 hobby means I'm bad
you wouldn't make dick on >land of the free bookies
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>>64359205

How much of your profit do you spend on shit you dont need to get by - but get it anyway (like non-essential clothes/buying in-game currency, ect)
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James Mckeown Might reback Bolivar, they have to win 3+, its just priced as them being a winning team and needing to hold on where they have the motivation for more
Like · Reply · 3 mins
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>>64356482
Why were you looking at the odds if you weren't planning on pre-staking yourself?
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Need a new series to watch m8s what are my options, seen most popular ones à la Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Band of Brother
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>>64359334
Was just waiting for you to add an object to make that an actual sentence :^)

But I've had a long standing rule that any of the cash I make doing sketchy shit like selling drugs or betting, has to be spent on something fun and can't be income I rely on
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>>64359487

Boardwalk Empire
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>>64359487

New season of Ex on the Beach starts in January lid
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>>64359487
>>64359065
dying for a wank and this isn't helping
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>>64359487
rome
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>>64359487
The Shield, fargo
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>>64359487

The wire m8
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>>64359487
Friday Night Lights
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S H A K I N G at the thought of finally being paid out on my Apprentice winner bet
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>>64359653

post slip then
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>>64359653
post slip
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>panthers
Wew lads. Giants meme crushed.
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>>64359704
>>64359708
It was £50 max stake lads. Calm down.
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>>64359792
Still post i
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>>64359792

post it now you cunt
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>>64359544
>>64359548
>>64359557
>>64359560
>>64359614
>>64359622
>>64359635
Seen and liked most, not seen The Shield and FNL think I'll start there and maybe Twin Peaks
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Flatanon's horse is a lay price now
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>>64359867
>>64359929
O-ok

What odds did everyone get on Bayern to win the UCL?
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>>64359792
J O S E P H ?
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>>64359984
>1.9

oh, was expecting bigger odds.
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>>64359975
Aye
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>/bet/
>Only general on /sp/ that praises their tripfags

how much of a faggot can you guys be.
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Packers -3
Chargers -1.5
Thoughts?
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what university does Euan go to
>>
JORGE

How on earth do you get your mind in the right place to win a football game when you've been in the vicinity of a fire?
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>>64359984
No value at those odds, thought you would have a big price early on
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>>64360090

We don't.
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>>64360090
>land of the free
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>>64360090
I made the OP desu
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>SHOOK UP
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>>64360148
Says the general where the OP image is supporting trips and all the replies calling it correct.
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>>64360090
/bet/ is the only place on 4chan where tripping is needed
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>>64360090
>Only general on /sp/ that praises their tripfags
only bongtards praise their trips, who are god awful anyway.

american trips are chill but we don't obsess over them like bong weirdos
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>>64360044
>>64360143
Forgot about betting on it until it was the first episode. He's like 1.25 now.

>>64360090
Worm
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>>64360247
zzz
Some, but not all, Brit trips deserve praise, if they you money why shouldn't you thank them?
>>
What is THE amerisports bet tonight lids?
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>>64360247

>angry burger anon
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West Brom +0.5 vs Swansea is seriously a mainstream gift. Probably ends 0-0
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>>64360247
PLEASE have sex
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>>64360405
Pelicans -1
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>tfw Mark moved to america and is now SEETHING he can no longer bet so just shitposts here
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>>64360374
flatanon deserves all the praise in the world. also notice how he's genuinely helpful and doesn't constantly act like a twat

>>64360415
>angry
yeah no.
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>>64360405
Cards handis should be comfy
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>>64360497
>PLEASE have sex
that gimmick is powerless over me
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Why haven't you been voting fury?
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>>64360564
>angry

clearly you are
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>>64360548

Thanks m8

>>64360589

What kind of line would you call value?
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James Mckeown
3 mins · Tipster

Academica Deportiva Cantolao -0.75 asian at home to Defensor La Bocana - Bet365 - Medium @ 1.83

I tipped Academica Deportiva Cantolao before in admin in this Copa Peru tournament and the best steamed in, they are the best side in the competition.

This is the final. The second game on aggregate, they lost the first game 2-0 Highlights here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0f6iybCuvg

A number of reasons they lost the first half, long trip, 40c temperature, and to be honest they played quite well, some good chances missed. Hit woodwork etc.

0-2 down on aggregate with home field advantage and the superior side. Bet is half refund minimum imo as they win the game and I think they win 2+ and win the tournament, a big crowd cheering them on and they are the superior team.
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>>64360561

Its Marks American cousin
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>>64360720
I've got -3 but would be okay at -4
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>>64349984

Panthers - Giants is in

Need another 15 in the Falcons game. 17-17 at the start of the 4th quarter. Hopefully both score a TD and any score in regular or overtime will seal it
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>>64360720
Wouldn't put too much on. Really is a bad day for American sports
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>>64360749
>they are the best side in the competition.
>they lost the first leg because it was 40c
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>>64360749
>40c temperature,
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>>64360665
k

Anyone else really like o51.5 in the Detroit Saints game tomorrow? Both offenses have be resurgent lately whereas NO has the 32nd passing defense by DVOA and Det has the 19th passing defense by DVOA
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>>64360646
Delete this image please
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Reminder that James Luxton believes that Mackers bets are his intellectual property protected by copyright law.
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>>64360749
Weather - check
Crowd - check
Just needed some altitude or racist abuse to avenge and I'd be on
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Bowling Green +2.5 in 45 minutes
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Lucy Bronze defo deserves to win #SPOTY, she's the only one who's actually changed the way the country views her sport. #VoteLucy
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>>64361222
the line is 7.5, are you saying we should go for +2.5 @ 2.95?
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>>64361131

I heard there was a noisy extractor fan outside the team hotel so they didn't get much sleep last night. I'd get on, it's guaranteed money desu
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>>64361248
She hasn't at all though.
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>>64361279
Bowlinh Green against Wright State?
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>>64361348
Back to the daily mail, vile, right winged troll
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>>64361279
college basketball m8
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>>64361131
A few players were sitting round a log fire last night. And everyone knows exposure to the sight of fire reduces playing ability
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>>64361382
>>64361405
my bad I was looking at the Ncaaf team
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>>64361413

Bankroll + max. Payday loan - ON.
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IMAGINE being Gary Lineker and cutting your hand on the trophy live on T.V
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>>64361413
Inhaling all that smoke wont be good for the lungs. Just a matter of time before FATIGUE sets in

bankroll on
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>>64360749
Goal W H E N?
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>>64361734
Have to wait for that temperature to really start affecting them lid
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>SAN JOSE
Need caps
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>>64361734
here you go m8
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The absolute STATE of Mackoon.
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James Mckeown Not on Strongest yeh should have smacked at -1
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James Mckeown Sport Boys will get another it is RAPE
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James Mckeown I said I wouldn't

dacers
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Mackers admin surreal desu
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>>64362071
Poor guy :(
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Anyone who isn't on Basanez is a massive danger
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>>64362158

>365 only
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>>64353455
>>64354067
what do you have to say now idiots?
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>>64362083
le rball man
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>>64362181
Cash out, Lions aren't going to win
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>>64362181
HA HA...time for Bortles
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>>64362266
"texans won't win"
>texans win

"Cash out, lions won't win"
>lions win

metaKnight = metaGod
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what's andy murray actually done except win some thirdrate tennis tournament?
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>>64362357
I thought the texans would win too, but I don't think the lions will to be honest f am.
Don't say I didn't warn you if they lose
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>>64362412
mfw anonymous tipsters try to give me advice
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>>64362357

>names himself after a kirby character
>lives in a storage unit full of trash
>places his meagre earnings on mainstream accys that never win - the latest about to be BTFO by the lions

Boy you sure showed us
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F A T D A D D Y
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daily reminder that if you weren't on inter lazio BTTS you should put an end to your clueless existance
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F A T
A
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D A D D Y
A
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D
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I'd vote for le doto man for /bet/ personality of the year tbqh.
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>>64362630

I do like that idea. We need a list for a strawpoll
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I struggle to accept jack dee as a serious presenter.
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J West
Just now · Tipster

Brazil (W) -0.5 asian - Medium @1.9

Natural bet this, usual suspects start, Marta etc.

Canada switched tactics around for the final here and it simply isn't working, already lost once to this class Brazilian outfit.

Decent crowd too cheering them on, they'll want this for the fans
Canada Soccer @CanadaSoccerEN 57m57 minutes ago
The stadium is starting to fill up with Brazilian fans

I'm quite big on this, gl x
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>>64362736

You're talking big sense pal.
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>>64362936
price in shambles
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>>64363064
Just hit woody can't stop topping up
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>tfw jewvada had +110 on even for colts game
feels good m8s
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pmsl. Counting my £40 already. Vana clueless. Everyone knows there is money in plumbing.
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>>64356482
Mate, it gets smashed as other tipsters tip it. Is this babby's first flatanon tip?
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Luxton aftertiming again
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Based Odell winning me those shekels
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Pls win Giants. This game is such fun to watch
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>>64363319

>having fun while betting

absolutely DISGUSTING.
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>>64363284
Why does no one call him out?
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>>64363254

pmsl Josephs team is clueless
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>>64363380
danny robinson does
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>>64363401
He's the C H O S E N O N E
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>>64363470
Caps?
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Fucking Bortles overthrows a wide open Hurns on the pass that would have gave us the over. It was only his 3rd target of the game. Utter playcalling

At least the large on Olsen came through
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Was Mackers on the Strongest? 92' equaliser lel
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>>64363896
James Mckeown Summary:

Took:
Bolivar -0.25 from 1-0 - Won good bet
San Jose -0.25 from 0-0 Busfo - Hope they die next time

Left:
Strongest - Swerve
Sport Boys - Idiot leave they were always going to win

Couldn’t get on:
Sucre from 0-1 down - Match was fixed and bet would have won

Overall:
Down yet again, had a bit more on San Jose than Bolivar.


EXPERT
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>mackers
>ameribets
>shitposting
>mackers
>mackers
>shitposting
>mackers
>mackers
>mackers
>mackers

>/bet/
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>>64363935
>busfo
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>>64363935
>£25
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>>64362158

What was the starting line m8?
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Hello betbros

What is the pre match for arsenal city tomorrow? Anyone confirmed to miss it?
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>>64364111
Kompany
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>>64364083

1.5 I think
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>£250k isnt enough to launch an app

what sort of world do we live in
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>>64358155

AAAWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDYYYY
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>Wearing a lets get smashed t shirt

pmsl
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Wish I was half as passionate as Joseph desu
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>>64363986

>doesnt post tips or possible fixes
>contributes to the shitposting

Well meem'd my friend!
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>>64364184
So you just say Kompany Anytime or FGS?
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Richards goody face in that ad
Pmsl
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What's Vana/10 lids?

11 tbqh
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>>64364673

FGS is safer
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>>64364752
4
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>>64364752
6
Annoying voice/American
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>>64364758
Thank you anonchan kiss
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>mackers
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>le big money in plumbing man
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Vana crushed it. Euan sweating on his fivers
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Utter TEARS if you didn't get on. I even posted the slip TWICE. You lads...when will you ever learn?
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>>64364885
More money in forklift driving lid
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Just hard to believe that some guy wanting to make his plumbing business a bit bigger could win the apprentice
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>>64364912
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>>64364898
Tears. Can you not tell by the editing who won?
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>>64364962

Its evidence that they only care about getting people for a decent tv show and not their actual business credentials
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Down beyond, class bet from mackoon as well
>DACember
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>>64365015
I'll offer you 1.5 on a valente win if you want to top up?
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The absolute STATE of fucking Mergim
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Wait, so BPL games are on at 4am in America?
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>>64365124
>Albania
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>>64365083
Yes because he was 1.25.
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>>64365000
Can't argue with that I guess

I would have said the Jags would win but I would have been wrong.

I think the Lions game is too tough to call for me though, but good luck. I'll be lumping on the overs
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>>64365186
100 quid max bet, how much you want?
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http://strawpoll.me/6321269
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Wish someone could write gags for me and people would laugh at them just because they're sucking up
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>>64365163
?
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>>64365229
>only £100
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>>64365000
I thought the jags would pull that out. Cheers lid, hope it's enough to move out of the storage unit
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>>64365240
>no pro gambler option
zzz
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>>64365251

MORE CHEEK THAN KIM KARDASHIAN
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>>64365315

post betfair p&l
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>>64365298
Considering this bet is a special offer I think that a £50 lay is very generous, won't get that on coral.
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>>64365163
Standard 3pm game is between 7am-10am
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The final of the tournament just ended. Uruguay (angry butch lesbians) against Colombia (ladylike talented sports)

Of course good triumphed over evil. Almost ends in a slag mass fight too
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>>64365397
Madness
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>>64365370
You can Skrill me the £50 whenever you feel like it.
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>>64365355
I'm a bubblegum babby desu
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>>64365449
Not sure that's how it works.
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Other forklift driver, how's it going?

>tfw Reach truck top racking whilst hungover
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>>64365481
>tfw was unloading a 24 pallet delivery and my gas ran out
>no spare

had to unload 15 fucking pallets with a pump truck. nightmare mate!
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>DACkers
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>£14 million turnover

MONEY IN PLUMBING
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>>64365537
>tfw someone stacks some pallets without lining them up straight first

Gets me in a rage everytime that one
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>>64365480
PayPal?
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even his admin is going to shit now

is this the end?

not sure why he's even tipping sa shite desu
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>>64365463

you are a certified shrewdie

congratulations
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>>64365583
Can't get the staff can you?
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HUGE money in plumbing
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>>64365480
Any time lad. He was the C H O S E N O N E
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>valente

>to expand his small peterborough plumbing business

absolute scandal
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VALENTE
A
L
E
N
T
E
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>>64365738
What's your paypal? Though I'd prefer skrill.
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>>64365788
You can Skrill me on my other account. [email protected]
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MACKERS
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mackers so lucky
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Vana coming across really well here desu, nice girl
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>Wasn't on Basanez
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Anymore good bets in tonight's bball?
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did that just happen, what a fucking mess
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>>64365307
LOL, the ignorance on this board...
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>>64365935
>tfw no Selina gf

fuck this
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>>64366019
>half colombian half greek, well travelled
>...i have a boyfriend
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>>64365991
I agree with you on the weight of that accy, but Atlanta has been dire most of the year. If Bortles doesn't overthrow a wide open Hurns, you'd be in tears
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>>64365991
Besides, you still have to overcome the league wide conspiracy against the lions
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>>64365935
I'm a big fan of this bird personally, whoever she is.
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>>64365935
Could imagine you settling down with an elite bird like her desu
How did the date go on Saturday?
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>>64366313
Awful, bottled it

>had some outstanding bets and mind was elsewhere
>tried to say 'to be honest'
>said desu by accident
>she asked what the fuck i meant
>h-haha it's just this thing from this site i visit
>"what site anon, is it reddit?"
>nah
>it's not 4chan, is it?
>went bright red
>what the fuck anon, thats site is full of freaks
>tried to explain i only browse the betting thread
>she then went on some rant about how it ruins lives
>tried to tell her i do it professionally, went to show her my betfair p&l then remembered i've hardly made a bet in months so it's only 4 figures
>internet fucked up and couldn't log into asianodds

By that point she "went to the toilet" and I never saw her again. Wasn't all bad though, ended up texting that anon and we had a great night out.
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>>64366521

Chin up lid, happens to the best of us
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>>64366521
thanks for the Brazil tip senpai, please post more often
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>>64366521
Christ. I hope this is made up. I can't believe someone could be so autistic to show their Betfair or Asianodds accounts to a bird in real life
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>>64366521
We've all been there
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>tomorrow's skedge
Dog is going to be beyond KNACKERED
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James Mckeown I staked this under 3.25/under 3 in the same fixture 2 days ago from K/O. I posted that bet Today it was priced as u2.75 at 1.71 which shows the value that I was on the other day.. U2.5 went off at 1.91 today. I managed a tiny bet on U2.5 at 1.80 just cause Micke Tuomela said all 3 goals came from nothing and it was a horrible game, not a proper bet due to the line being lowered but had a small due to 'gambling circle' etc.
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>>64366521
Yeah cheers for the great night out bud, fucking tears when you prank called dominos, asking if lux was in so he could show you his graphs. Was a blast x
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>>64358155
BTFO
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>>64362936
Signed. Sealed. Delivered. 3-1 ft, The xmas gift. Thankyou & goodnight xx
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>bowling green +7.5

worth it amerifriends?
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Had a spare £4.50 after cashing out this weekend's winnings so I stuck it on a random horse. Not a clue what's going on, fucking hilarious.
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>>64366848
TY lid :D x
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>>64366870
Absolute madman
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small for the late game. Larry Fitzgerald o79.5.

While his numbers are down the last few weeks, he still gets double digit targets every week, and is playing philly defense that struggles with the top guy. Total seems low due to dealing with better Ds the last few weeks. Philly averages 89 to the top guy, and this game is going to be a shootout.
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>>64366708

Stop making posts like this. It makes me want a /bet/meet to happen even more.
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>>64366870

>not a clue whats going on

they all start off in a line then run to a finish line, not that complicated is it lad
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>>64366981
on
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Cavalier vs Waterhouse 3-3 at half time.
o7.5 goals @1.83 right now. lump
This is soccer btw
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I feel like girls are sort of like betting. I am looking to create a WORLD algorithm which I can used to pull any girl I want, or at least any girl within my statistical range.

Anyone fancy helping out? Sounds like something Euan would be into. Could prob get to 50+ if we perfected this.
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>>64367078
This.
Can guarantee after 2/3 pints it'll be a great laugh
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>>64367205

I am genuinely traumatised by these kind of bet.

It actually makes me shudder a little to think about getting on.

>loads of goals in FH
>get on
>no more goals

Happens too often. Good luck though mate.
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>>64367205

Depends on one thing: are you the swede who takes a big toll?
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>>64367205
>tfw bovada has this
>o6.5 or 8.5

AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
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>>64367233
>I feel like girls are sort of like betting.

Disagree, you can be a great ladies man with a 5% strike rate. With most bettors you'll be taking bets odds on so need to be hitting 55% minimum. I suppose it's similar to flatanon's betting approach in a way. Need euans input for sure, reckon j west might know a thing or two as well. Excited to see how this goes.
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>>64367360

>Disagree, you can be a great ladies man with a 5% strike rate

Surely this sentence disproves itself?
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>>64367248
>>64367248
Agree completely lid. /bet/ gimmicks and banter flying around all over the show. Reckon we'd have a right laugh. Would even buy Euan a half Coke tbf.
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>>64367405

Can you imagine the BANTER when its your round and you get everyones order in and then you get a half coke for Euan instead of what he asked for.

P M S L JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
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>>64366981
>over 85.5 on 5dimes

eh
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>>64367302
what? could you rephrase that?
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>>64367473
The fuck are you on 5Dimes for?
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>>64367360
Could easily create an algo based on a high attempt-low success rate. high success rate algo would be much harder.

>>64367437
Haha nice one lad


Anyone heard of/know of/have a Foobet account? or is that too hardcore for /bet/?
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>>64367519

Are you the swede with no soul?
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>>64367531
bc I can deposit with amazon gift cards
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>>64367437
>All in the pub when Mackers loses a big bet
>raise a glass to his roll
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>>64367564
No, I am blonde
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>>64367437
PMSL

Or BT not being allowed into the pub because the bouncer doesn't like his yellow tshirt. Angry britanon offering to test the bouncers chin. Needs to happen
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>>64367549
Pointless account to have if you already have broker
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>>64367574
You can use visa gift cards on bovada lad
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Been out this evening, how did Mackers do in Bolivia tonight?
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>>64367621
they don't accept NY players tho
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>>64367549
le 1 bet bookie
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>>64367662
>living in New York
How horrifying
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>>64367596
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>>64367662
Fuck that is brutal
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>>64367617
I was looking at the accounts offered by an Asianodds alternative and noticed no one on the internet really talked about them. Seems like an exchange?
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>>64367631
Lost overall
1.5/2 on admin though
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>>64367701
Did Denmark get hit big by that storm the other week btw? West coast of Sweden here was a mess
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>>64367731
Not an exchange, doesn't trade much obscure stuff
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>>64367696
it is

no fucking fun allowed
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>>64367205
sweating with you desu
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>>64367838
>We can currently offer accounts with IBCbet, SBObet, Pinnacle, betISN, EasternDinasty, 1bet, 18bet and Singbet. In addition, we offer accounts with the following exchanges: Betfair (4% fees only!), Matchbook, BetDaq (2% fees!) and Foobet.
Nice to see you know more than them.
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>>64367826

Jylland was hit the hardest but it still wasn't really a thing. I was in Göteborg, really nice place 2bh
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Denver Broncos +250 looking good so far
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>>64367899
getting a little bit of a ball sweat desu. If they score one soon I will probably cash out
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>>64367973

>+250

Where was offering this line? What the fuck?
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>>64367973
What idiot gave you that line?
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>>64367991

Waterhouse Striker had to go off to his Grandmas 80th birthday so they have gone all defensive. Unders is the bet.
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>>64367905
muh hometown. Best city I've ever lived in, but that might be biased
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>>64367995
>>64368013
it's 5 dimes..
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>>64368027
Still feel one more goal is coming. Cashing out at 7 goals seems ok.
Also lol at that actually being true
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>>64367995
>>64368013
Vegas had Steelers -6.5, so that seems about right
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>>64368039

WOOOOOSH
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>>64368089
Honestly thought Denver was favorites for some reason desu
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>prop bets are bad
How fucking stupid are you OP?
My single biggest winning day of the year was the one I got paid out on a prop bet. The odds were phenomenal. If I bookie was offering odds as bad as the one on my prop bet he would be filing for bankruptcy.
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>>64368086
need that air soon
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>>64368036

I might go there for university, is it any good?

Majorna was a beautiful place to stay. Have you been to Mythos?
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>>64368185
sure do, it seems that at least waterhouse is pushing for a winner, which is good. They can obviously score
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>>64368161

>it won therefore it was a good bet
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>>64367904
Sign up if you think I'm wrong you scruffy meff, it doesn't operate like a conventional exchange in the slightest
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>>64368221
Something I felt had a >90% chance of coming through on 1:1 odds is pretty fucking good.
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>>64368263

Begone child.
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>>64368191
which one? If Chalmers, then yes. Many times yes. Many of my friends go there and have nothing else but good things to say.
As for Majorna, absolutely. Been to Mythos a couple times, real comfy place
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need Waterhouse like air
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>>64368214
cant breathe. im cashing
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>>64368350
all these shots off target is killing me
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>>64368311
I'll enjoy my $15k while you earn £2.79 on your next bet mate.
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>>64368408

Post slip and spreadsheet p/l if you don't mind
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>>64368360
I'm going down with this, already up 18k this weekend, so can afford it. But I'm not confident at all now
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Need flatanon winner tomorrow tbqh
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WATERHOOOOOUUUUUUSE
DO I CASH IT NOW FOR 20% LOSS?
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>>64368446
swag
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>>64368442
Why would I have a slip and spreadsheet for a prop bet with a non-bookie?
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>>64368515
Obviously not
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SWEDEN YES
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>>64368545
It went in. fuck that felt good. Sorry britbro
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>>64368472
Same desu m8
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>>64368588
Y-you're welcome ;_;
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>>64368588
sweated for a loss
FUCK
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>>64368525
>non-bookie

What? I was talking about an internet betting slip to prove you actually won the money you said you did. Also a copy of your betting spreadsheet where you record your bets so I could critique your betting prowess
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>>64368668
I'm so sorry bro. In my experience it's almost always worth it to go down with the ship. Too many bets win in the last 10 or so minutes
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Been thinking about this for 30 hours lads. I made the mistake or watching the last minute of the match and seeing Lloris make the save/player hit the ball along the ground instead of lifting it up a bit to score... Over and over and over.

How do I get over it?
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>>64368753
>overs
>Spurs

Not even once m8
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>>64368341

Don't really know anything about the schools there, I just know a girl who goes to Valand.

Mythos is sick! Do you know of any Swartzklubber in Malmö? CBA to go to Göteborg that often
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>>64368753

>not doing one with Spurs unders so you would have been UAC either way

silly
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>>64368710
whats the next bet swedebro
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>>64368753
Those were pretty ballsy bets desu. I got on the btts and leicester to win @5.5, which was nice.
You should have gone for Harry kane to score @2.2 instead
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I adore sheila in falling down
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Tomorrows skedge looks...
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>>64368753
> I made the mistake or watching the last minute

No you made the mistake of placing stupid bets to begin with
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>>64368915

Like it depends on Flatanon
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>>64368844
Can't see any good ones right now, but I only ever bet on football. Ameribros might be into the basketball bets right now. I'll shout out when I see something interesting tho. Also lol at Deportivo saprissa v alajuelense. 17 fucking first half corners.

>>64368792
The schools are overall very good, from what I know. Lots of people come from other countries to study in Gbg, and they're almost always quite positive. Travel costs are next to nothing as you can find everything you need in the city. Cheap as fuck for you to take a boat to Denmark aswell. Stena line costs only about 100-200 (depends on season and yada-yada) from gbg to fredrikshavn.
As for malmö, I know of one in Nydala, which I've never been to, and one at norra grängesbergsgatan, which is good if you're into psytrance. Lots of drugs around, but people usually don't try to force you to take anything if you don't want to. However,if you're into that kinda thing, you're gonna have a very nice time :)
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>>64368844
Actually, a cheeky tenner on 2-0 to deportivo saprissa seems ok @8.5
they've had 14 corners and 6 shots on target. They're really pushing it. Otherwise o1.5 goals @2.0 is a bit safer, but I wouldn't put any huge sums on it. More likely the aforementioned cheeky tenner
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>>64369193

It's not a necessity at a rave but it definitely helps. One thing is sure; I won't bring anything across the border until the whole refugee escapade is over. Been to Gbg two times in a couple of months and the bus was stopped both times just after the bridge. They search for refugee as well as drugs. Some of my friends were denied access because they didn't bring ID, they commute cph-Lund.

What are the names of the clubs? If it's like Mythos you need to sign up online etc., otherwise it isn't a ''''''private party''''''.
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Anymore good yankbets tonight lids?
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wish 365 had handegg streams like they do hoopball
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I got on o23 corner in deportivo saprissa v alajuelense @2.37. Put 10k on it. Can cash it for 16.6k in minute 55. Feels good
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>>64368915
D E C E
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>>64369697

BIG ROLL
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>>64369697
post slip
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>>64369480
Haven't been there for some years now, so I don't remember the names unfortunately. Should be easily found if you're connected
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NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO THERES NO DANDRUFF
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>>64369697
Liar, 365 won't lay that much on one corner bet
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>>64369726
1-0 :9
>>64369735
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>>64369787
he's from sweden, they don't use proper money there
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>>64369769
Delete this
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>>64369814

>swedish monopoly money
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>>64369745

Aye

Cheers mate! Maybe I'll see you at a rave sometime, you'll get some cheap, Danish beer and cigarettes
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>>64369817
10 of our currency is roughly 1 of yours. so that would be a £1k bet
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>>64369787
10k in krona is less than £800
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>>64369817
Still surprised they're laying 1k on corners
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>>64369899
I can get 10k max bet on over 22 corners
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>>64369870
LARGE
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G
E
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>>64369934

No you cant lol
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>>64369899
corners odds are always awkward for bookies to rate, thus the odds always being insane. Made 50k (swedish monopoly money) last month on corner overs
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Need three more corners in 25 minutes. Shoul've gone for o24 @3.7 tbqh
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>>64369958
I can, I'll make a gif to show you
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>>64369958
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SWEDEN Y E S
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>>64370010
>the amount by which this figure exeeds Bet max will be referred to a trader
What does that even mean?
Also nice, o1.5 goals went in, if someone were on that
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>>64369988

22222222222222222222
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>>64369958
>>64370003
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>>64370046
Were you on o1.5 or saprissa 2-0?
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>>64370048

Means if Max bet is £500 and you bet £600 then the trader has to decide if you are allowed the extra £100.

Has anyone ever had 'extra money' been accepted by a trader?
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>>64370095
O1.5 lid ty
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>>64370109
cheers mate! Should've tipped corners aswell, but didn't want to feel like a dick if it didn't went through
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>decided against getting on Orlando Tragic @ 4.1
kill me
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>>64370053
>>64370109
>>64370095

Samsies.

Pls trip, pls spoonfeed.
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>>64370167
What should my trip be then?
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Steelers offense is SURREAL
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>>64370185

lebigrollswede
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>>64370185

Swede with the big roll
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>>64370167
>pls trip

There's only one shrewd Swede he's not new or hard to pick out

>>64370185
But if you're choosing something it should be Swede with the big...
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>>64370185

Swede with the big mole
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>>64370226
taken
>>64370244
might aswell, makes things easier for the future
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>>64370285

WHICH Swede are you?

What other memes are you responsible for?
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>craptors
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>>64370307
None that I know of. Was part of the Dainava tuesday thread though. Also I lost 20k one time @1.008... One team was 3-1 up at minute 88, thought I could make an easy 160 for no effort at all, but the other team scored 3 in injury time
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>>64370377

>Also I lost 20k one time @1.008... One team was 3-1 up at minute 88, thought I could make an easy 160 for no effort at all, but the other team scored 3 in injury time

I remember this. It was quite recent.

Are you; 'excellent now I can reback' Swede too?
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>>64370377

m8...
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>>64370412
>>64370414
lapse of the mind
Nope, don't know about that one
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>>64370377
Hi /freemoney/
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Anyone else on Pelicans -3?
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>>64370377
What's your roll / profit for year?
Remember the game, Watford u21s I think maybe v Brentford
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>>64370377
Wasn't that on a woman's sport too?
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>>64370377

Are you the Swede who likes to partake in a bit of good ol' banter?
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>>64370450
sweating like fuck on these corners now
>>64370489
Don't really know, but it's definitely around x2 profit at least. And yes, that was the game. Fucking shit game
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>>64370523
Probably not the one you think of, but I'm okay I guess.

These fucking school bus captchas
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>>64370548

22 Corners now :^)

I didn't get on, just got here. But I do hope your get /comfy/ money. o23 corners is 3.4 atm.
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>>64370658
I know, sweating like fuckckckckckck.
SO tempted to cash out
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>>64370602
>Spunked 20k trying to win 160
>Hasn't bought a 4chan pass
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>>64370658
on the flip side, however, 2-0 is likely going in
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>>64370707

What's C/O on now? (88')
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>>64370377
>Also I lost 20k one time @1.008

Not sure you're the shrewd Swede I thought you were >>64370244 kek
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>>64370747
2.5k. gonna go down with it though.
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>>64370792

Too late to C/O now anyway. TIME2SWET :^)
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>The amount of sweat DRIPPING off Sweden right now
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>>64370792
23 CORNERS COME THE FUCK ON FUCKFUCKFUCKC
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>>64370816

T W E N T Y
H
R
E
E
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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So close :^(

Least your lil 2-0 punt came in.
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Sorry Sweden
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>>64370962
Chase on Pelicans :^)
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>>64370955
Always something. Have 1244 left in roll, with 18k one their way to my bank account from this weekends wins. Is it bad that I don't consider this as lost money, as it's leftover money from previous winnings?
>>64371015
Never, don't know shit about basketball. Wouldn't even have the knowledge to sweat
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>>64371053

> Is it bad that I don't consider this as lost money, as it's leftover money from previous winnings?

Yes.
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>>64371053

As I see it, it's credit until it's in your account. But it's your credit :^)
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can someone post an example of a betting spreadsheet?

ive been betting enough now I need to make one but I want a template
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>>64371185
there's literally one in the OP.. Jesus Christ
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>>64371185

See OP.
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>>64371185
Why would anyone ever need one? I've never understood this
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>>64371185
Are you already using the one in the OP because its fairly self explanatory
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>>64371226
>>64371225

ta, didnt read OP
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>No more football for another seven hours

Why even live
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>>64371227

I cant work the one in the OP out. I have never found one that satisfies my autism desu.
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>>64371185
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>>64371277
I mean, what is it even used for? Is this something that actually helps in any way or just to keep a better track of stuff?
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>>64371227
>>64371293

Helps me maintain discipline before I lose track of what's going on
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>>64371272

Thankfully, there is Hooptoss on. Pelican handicap ITB.

>>64371293

If it didnt, then it wouldn't be in every OP. C'mon m8, i know it's like 3am over there but.. wake up :^)
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>>64371328
>implying the bet wiki has ever helped anyone with anything
I mean you're right but
its in the OP =/= its helpful
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>>64371328
Enlighten me, what's the bet here? I have no knowledge in basketball.
True, but I usually just put 1000 in if im rollrupt, then betting to about 12k, withdrawing 10k, then repeat. It's only on the odd rare occation that I keep going, when I find amazing value on something. Thus that corner bet. Should've cashed it for 16.6k tbfh
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>>64371417

Bit late now, but it's simular to football. It's a (goal) handicap. With basketball, it's known as 'spread', the difference in the points. So this bet is Pelicans -1.0 means they need to win by 2 points for bet to come in.
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>>64371488
Pelicans at -2.5 seem ok to me. Going in
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>>64371512

The lines change freq with every score. Wait until Nuggets drop one in then place it for better odds.
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>>64371531
got it at 1.9, which I'm fine with. But like, the game just paused now? I have NO IDEA what the fuck is going on. Tell me if I should cash out later pls senpai
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>>64371531
Enlighten me, Gooz, what is it that makes Pelicans a bet? Not disagreeing but would love to hear some reasoning.
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>>64371604
It seems it's just you and me now
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>>64371579

They have 5 time outs of 1 min each (i think) to review game play and tactics, each. Instead of 'Halfs', they have 'Quarters' and a half-time. Traditionally with american sports, about 35mins of every hour is actually live play.

>>64371604
I'm on -1.0, it's a value bet - Probability of it happening is higher than it not, not much to explain really. Odds just seem pretty high considering recent performance.

Think of that game in the EPL few weekends ago, Chelsea v Leicester. Leicester SW was near double the odds of what Chelsea was. :^)
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The nuggets will win this, just watch.
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>>64371839
>a few weekends a go
That was less than a week ago
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>>64371808
I spoke to soon

>>64371839
So I will have to sweat on this for four hours pretty much then?
That game was amazing value. EVERY leicester game has been amazing value when combined with vardy or mahrez to score
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>prestaked Pels -1.5 @ 2.1 and o204.5
Worst case scenario get my money back
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>this constant misuse of the word value

C'mon lids
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Pls stop these 3's.

Also - a trend is that the 2nd and 4th quarters are high scoring than the 1st and 3rd.

>>64371908
Yea my heads been up my arse this month, only realised it was Xmas this week last tuesday.

>>64371929
Nah, about 2hrs I think, I'll be going to bed at HT so, i'll be sleeping with my money in the hands of them.
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>>64371977
>Leicester against Chelsea wasn't value
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>>64371977

Was certainly value for me, friend :^)
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>>64372088
glorious slip
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>>64371954

Overs looks good considering they're both gonna be 55+ by HT.

All these 3s though, pls stop.
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>>64372278
I don't get it. Why are there dancers. This is such a spectacle
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>>64372380

Don't they let you explore any other sport in Sweden other than football? I know the UFC was big over there for about a month :^)

They're cheerleaders m8, they keep the American crowd entertained as the average american has an extremely short attention span compared to the worlds avg.
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>>64372380
American attention spans - they need something to make them excited, horny, hungry or angry every 5 seconds or they slip into coma
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>>64371839
I don't need the concept of value explained to me, friend. Could you explain WHY you believe -1.0 to be a value bet?
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>>64372536

Ask >Ameribets, it's his tip :^)

I just somehow agree with it with a feel i got in my loins.
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>>64372478
>>64372508
Figured as much

And erm.. we have hockey I guess. Relies more on me not being particularly interested in other sports
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dem nuggets gaining far too many points to make this comfortable, and why the fuck did the stream disappear
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Im off to bet lids, work tomorrow.


Good luck on the Pelicans bet
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>>64372748
cheers, cya mate
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>>64372738
It's still there for me. What stream are you using?
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>>64372748
are you ok m8
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>>64372785
the bet365 one, turned out I just had to refresh the page, which was embarrassing
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>>64372785

Bet365 have it :^)

I'm small on -3 and large on -1. Think i'm gonna go to bed SWEATING to be honest!
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>>64372807

Knackered la
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Gonna check HT score in a min, going to bed now.

Safe in knowledge knowing that the game i bet on - the opposing team score multiple PBs in first half records.

T E A R S
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>>64372910
>Davis questionable to return
JUST
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guys you should make a new therad
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>>64373366
dibs not to
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>>64373405
oh well someone will make one in a couple hours.

I never figured out how to get around spam filters
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>>64373650
>>64373650
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>>64366981
On pace through the first half, hopefully this one stays tight
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