Official Newcastle v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread
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>Newcastle
Elliot; Janmaat, Coloccini, Mbemba, Dummett, Sissoko, Colback, Anite, Wijnaldum, De Jong, Cisse
>Villa
Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Lescott, Bacuna, Gueye, Westwood, Veretout, Sanchez, Sinclair, Ayew.
bookies are going to make so much money on idiots betting on leicester
>>64325107
>>64325107
>>64325107
someone already made one m8
this game will be exciting I'm sure
>>64325369
Villa fan here
>Tfw mature student (19) applying for poocastle university
Are Geordies as stupid as they're made out to be by the media?
>pissing down with rain
fuck that
>>64325462
rest in piss
>>64325462
crashing this plane
>>64325473
>19
>mature
kek
>>64325527
WITH
>villa beat liverpool in the fa cup semi final
>we take their best player
>they get relegated
justice
>Thinking Villa won't beat Derby's record
>you will never engage in casual banter with Ray Wilkins
Kill me lads.
All I want for Christmas is a Villa win
pls
;_;
>(Fifty-Four)
Jeff just spoke of Chelsea saying it'x "bad news for Villa because Norwich, Chelsea, and Bournemouth all won today"
>unironically including them in that group of teams
Don't get why people rate this bellend
>>64325597
net spend was like 2p though
>>64325604
Their name means nothing. At this point they're in the relegation battle
>>64325631
did you do maths are school lad?
Who Newc/a/stle here?
>inb4 Villa win 2-0
Reminder that Newcastle are the loose cannons of the eplel.
>>64325656
obviously I'm exaggerating but because of the amount of money they got from Benteke they didn't actually lose that much money.
>>64325647
>At this point they're in the relegation battle
When Wonga leave will Allah give Cisse his scoring powers back?
>>64325369
Who'll score first?
>pep is genuinely going to city
Quadruple it is then.
>>64325705
If he cant score against Villa, there is no hope
>>64325715
Wij
>>64325715
Ayew
Is this 2muchass?
>cisse and de jong
>no Mitrovic and perez
Shteve..
>tfw two weeks off work
based
0-0: the game
>>64325757
>working in a school
Do they know you browse a known paedo site?
>>64325757
me too mate
£30 on Newcastle to score 2
£40 on over 2.5
Literally printing money, screencap this I dare you
>>64325789
>school
bet you work for McDonalds or something
lets be honest, newcastle were still utter shit against liverpool
>Jamie Redknapp: Ya know... football's not rocket science
Feel like putting money on Wijnaldum scoring.
Wijnaldum 7:00
Ayew: 32:00
Wijnaldum:56:00
newcastle 3-1, count it
>>64325473
newcastle uni is actually mostly private school kiddies
YFW Mou replaces McClaren at the end of the season so he can do what his mentor Sir Bobby couldn't.
Jokes aside that's the only way he'd ever win at St James
>>64325813
>Using your 2 weeks holiday at the same time as the kids are off
lol?
>food arrives
>still hot
>put it in the microwave anyway
>>64325878
Are you by any chance NEET?
lmao
>>64325473
I went to Newcastle Uni and it was really good
would recommend, it's a good uni and a great city to be a student in
>>64325878
My company shuts down for two weeks. I don't need to use my holiday days.
Get a job bro.
>>64325473
The stereotypical geordies don't live in newcastle, they're from the outskirts and places like shields
>not watching waynes world on gold
pls win Villa. . . pls . . .
I'm a villa fan so I should probably just start drinking now, right?
>>64325904
and mercy mild, god and sinner reconciled
>>64325927
haha yeah
you're fucking shit
you're fucking shit
you're fucking shit
you're fucking shit
you're fucking shit
>switch to NBC for the match
>lazytown is on
hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWgWNgB62c
post yfw Vile get relegated with the mackems
>>64325956
>That thumbnail
>>64325981
oh god
>>64325981
wew lad
VILLA PLS
ITS
LIVE
Aston Villa need a goalscorer, their highest is Scott Sinclair who has 6 this season.
down in the national league Lincoln City have this mong who has 18 goals in 25 games
Reminder Villa not won here since Dyer and Bowyer had a fight
IT'S LIVE
![kevin_mbabu_a_vecuunmagnifiquebaptemedufeu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1F8IuTd.jpg "kevin mbabu a vecuunmagnifiquebaptemedufeu[1]")
>Marshawn Lynch on the bench
Should be an eternal reserve
>>64325981
there goes my no fap matchday
>>64326020
Next Vardy
https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/678266081308499968
>>64325981
She's a fucking footfag?
I knew there was something creepy about her.
>>64326026
excellent game that, Villa played well and won 3-0 and they basically weren't mentioned in the reports because its was all about them not passing to each other and having a fight.
>Leave Newcastle to me
>>64326020
>that face
eyyyyy loamo
how the fuck are united so shit but still 5th in the league
absolutely fucking disgusting
Both of these teams are robbing a place in the PL
>sky go on a noticeable delay compared to spee
fuck sake
>>64326020
is that Han Solo's son?
>McLaren taking a shit
>>64326042
>#ForMenNotLads
>>64326042
physically cringed to be honest
>>64326070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1hf4B5pyjQ
>newmeme united
>tfw I realise that Wij has the same hair as action man
>>64326121
what kind of action man is that
looks like a batty boy
>>64326139
Geordie Shore edition
>>64326042
ABFs BTFO
fuck why did i bet on goals
shitbox of a game
![moussa-sissoko-newcastle-united_3004970[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H5gMkwn.jpg "moussa-sissoko-newcastle-united 3004970[1]")
This cheeky lad is our best player desu
Deserves to be captain
Anita has got to be the silliest last name in the world
>>64326208
>Ed Balls
>>64326208
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Smallwood_(footballer)
>Sanchez
>Tfw no fat geordie slag gf
Will he get a game this season?
>>64326208
>>64326221
>Drinkwater
>Snodgrass
>>64326208
A guy called Dick Bell did an assembly at our school once
>>64326240
he's injured
>>64326252
Yeah yeah, we know.
>>64326189
Wow, look how black he is. I wish I could watch him on top of my wife.
going to have a nap, wake me up when there's a goal
>>64326208
Daily Boner
>>64326055
>Le Always injured man
Back to Nordsjælland
>>64326240
>>64326260
he said on twitter he's coming back soon
>>64326252
Fuck off Sosa
Newcastle
Sunderland
Aston Villa
RELEGATED
E
L
E
G
A
T
E
D
Lads you know what I really want for christmas? A new defence for the magpies. Get rid of them all except Mbemba
Colback is an ugly cunt
r8 me and my best m8
>>64326303
shit player too lad
>>64326284
>Supporting Chelshit ever
ayy
>>64326300
Sunderland
Norwich
Villa
>>64326302
>wanting to get rid of based dummett
Holy shit that nig is blacker than Wesley Snipes
>>64326277
you better not be chatting shit about based Okore
>>64326309
would culturally enrich/10
>>64326242
>his dad is called Bumbino Silly
>STILL clapping after 17 minutes
>>64326335
He's Shit OBB9
what are they clapping about
>>64326309
how do they manage to look both like children and 45 year old women?
These shit teams shouldn't be allowed on TV
>>64326208
Fanny Schmeller and Mardy Fish spring to mind
>>64326384
MH17 plane crash over a year ago, apparently 2 newcastle fans were on it
>>64326360
Sissoko?
>>64326384
2 Newcastle Fans got blown to shit by Putin last year
Steve McClaren looks like he's been told he could be killed at any moment. Constantly on the brink of a meltdown
>>64326384
Russian Imperialism
>>2
where will the Gooze transfer to when Villa get relegated? surely he won't play in the Championship next year. Will he stay in Europe or go chill in the MLS until retirement?
>>64326404
Yeah
>>64326432
Cisse is a close 2nd
>>64326432
Cisse's really black too
>>64326403
>>64326405
>applauding a plane crash
insensitive tBh
>>64326403
>>64326405
>>64326412
hahaha wew
>>64326421
Real Madrid Insha'Allah
>>64326368
Pls post your black cock.
Anita to score in the 42nd minute, thank me later.
ayWEW
>>64326466
Dubs confirm
>>64326438
>>64326439
dat hive
>>64326466
oy vey don't tell the goyim about our match fixing
I don't want to jinx this game lads
But every time Newcastle have won this season I have been playing at a gig
And guess where I'm going soon :^)
I remember Villa fans going mental when NUFC were relegated at Villa Park was disgraceful to see from football fans. Good news is Villa's last home game this season is against Newcastle and you can guarantee when we relegate them there's gonna be one big party on the Tyne!
newcastles kits are fucking shit why is the back white
>>64326517
Nowhere you fucking robot, you'll stay in your house all week
>>64326517
the shop
>>64326517
>I go to gigs. I'm a big fan of music and I like to keep my finger on the beat in regards to new bands. Just a quick glance at my music library confirms this.
>>64326533
>being this obsessed with Villa
>>64326534
it's cheaper
![screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-21-33-28[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WpzmGwW.png "screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-21-33-28[1]")
JUST SHAVE IT OFF
>thinking you can outsprint Okore
>>64326533
I remember that game, Joey Barton got sent off for being a cunt. I don't think they were celebrating about Newcastle getting relegated. I think they were celebrating playing in Europe.
>>64326517
can't wait to hear your covers of smells like teen spirit and enter sandman
>>64326559
you have to admit it's a pretty funny coincidence that newcastle might get revenge
chances are both will be getting relegated though lel
Cisse is cisscum.
>>64326548
I had a cheeky laff at this, you got him lad
Is Cisse ever onside?
>>64326548
>>64326579
>they think I play modern music
how pleb can you get
DEAD
>>64326608
Look at all your posts on 4chan and you'll have a good idea
cisse ded
>this game is in national television
It's like they want soccer to fail
>>64326606
He'll never be able to be onside again.
His career just ended.
Yes get Perez on Schteve
HAHAHA TIME FOR YELLOW CARDS
>cisse ded
good, ayyoze can come on
le crazy Serb
Anyone got any good Newcastle pepe's, thanks
>>64326608
Unless you are a classically trained musician on your way to perform with the orchestra or in a jazz band anything you play will be "modern" and shit.
>>64326533
Why would you be celebrating when you're going down too?
>Mitrovic will score his first Premier League hat trick against Villa
limbs
>>64326631
low key think they do desu
Sure they definitely were celebrating getting into Europe and not NUFC demise....
Looks like a cold wet night out there
Shouldn't you be fixing my toilet, please don't post in these threads.
>>64326652
>Unless you are a classically trained musician
correct
Got £100 on Mitro getting a yellow lads
kek what was that
>>64326679
>geordies try to prove they aren't retarded
>hold phones in portrait to take pictures
>>64326685
I'm English you silly cunt, live 6 miles away from villa Park, just out here for Christmas.
>>64326703
>>64326679
>being THIS upset over a little banter
>>64326694
that's pretty much a guaranteed win, the odds couldn't have been that good right?
>>64326703
Absolute shit tier banter. Embarrassing tbqhwy
>>64326689
then why the fuck did you call it a gig? a gig is something a shitty rock band calls a night playing at a pub or something
>>64326720
>6 miles away
support your local team you fucking bandwaggoner
based Guzan
HE KICKED IT INTO THE NET
LE MUSIC MAN WAS RIGHT
COLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>letting Sideshow Bob score a goal on you
>villel
OH COLOCINNIIIIIIII
>Laston Villa
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
>>64326737
"classically trained" means nothing
i'm a "classically trained" pianist but i sit at home wanking my life away
fuck sake
>amerishit goalkeeping
Makes it all the sweeter when we send you down at Villa Park.
Even our shit players score against you
>>64326753
fuck
Guzan pls
>>64326747
Nuneaton town = conference shit
Cov city = no thanks
>Bad Guzan
That defending tho, phew
>Villa premier league team
>Lel
>That defending
TOP KEK
>ASTON VANILLA
>letting the worst CB in the league score
>VILLEL
reminder to remember things
I WANT CURLY HAIR TOO
Could Barcelona win on a wet and rainy evening at St. James' Park?
>mfw getting a nice 20 second warning from /sp/ that we're gonna score
>LE CURLY HAIR KEK SONG MAN
>>64326808
fuck, thanks mate
pitch is a fucking water slide
>>64326822
not if Shola has anything to say about it
>This pitch
Just heard the news lads
RIP
>that slide
kek webm?
What's this the friggin splish splash show
>>64326822
They lost 3 - 2 in the champions league to Newcastle so no
why do I keep watching villa lads?
why can't I just bring myself to give up?
>this weather
wew machine
can we get a webm of that slide please
>>64326852
just become a city fan m8 :^)
Are Newcastle losing yet?
>>64326869
I'm not delusional enough
>>64326870
u wish
Any team that still plays Alan Hutton deserves liquidation let alone relegation
>>64326870
m8 you're forgetting how record breakingly bad Villa are this season
>Wonga Arena drainage system
>>64326906
pls no bully
villa should just fuck off. fans are retarded, team has never been anything above mediocre since being here and grealish is a wank
>rememe garde
holy shit, villa had a shot on target!
waheyy
It looks wet lads.
>>64326906
>>64326927
>these memers
Embarrassing, family.
>NBC autism
>>64326935
>mfw Terry Henry called him an Arsene Wenger clone
>>64327003
Well losing 1-0 to Newcastle is like something Bungler would do.
Tfw 1 month till Rolando Aarons is back from injury.
Why do greggs only make Ham and Pease pudding stotties in quarters when all the other stotties are halfs?
Taking the fucking piss desu lads
>>64325473
If anything Newcastle Uni is full of stuck up hipsters and snobs, Northumbria Uni has better people (but is considered a weaker uni) and the only time you'll meet true 'Geordie Shore' types is at 3am on a Thursday staggering around town looking for a kebab and taxi back to Shields.
>>64327124
This Newcastle uni is full of posh cunts, Northumbria has a lot of fuck boys though
Wtf was that Klopp in that go pro advert?
Are British people afraid of goats?
>>64327124
every rustlers has a lot of posh cunts tbf
>>64327193
Our manager looks like a goat why would we be scared of them?
>>64327124
>>64325914
t. Jarrovian
![football-leicester-citys-jamie-vardy-celebrates-after-scoring-their-first-goal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kgDXI0m.jpg "football-leicester-citys-jamie-vardy-celebrates-after-scoring-their-first-goal[1]")
>>64327193
No, in fact a goat is one of our national treasures
WOAH ME LADS
test desu senpai baka cuck
Relegate these delusion of grandeur suffering useless midland cunts pls
>>64327214
>Aston Villa falling for the Sissoko RM meme leaving Wijnaldum by himself
>>64327262
>implying birmingham isn't in the south
>This water
Hilarious
what does "why eye" even mean
>>64327288
I honestly dont know which is worse.
>>64327302
Why aye,
Means: Why, of course.
>Newcastle fans silent as fuck
Has memetrovic been any good?
Have any of you geordies met Scotty from Geordie shore? Apparently he sells coke in clubs.
>>64327357
Saw him when I was working behind the bar once
Guys guys
Whereto should be a driver
Haha amirite
>>64326850
underrated post
>>64327302
>>64327323
>Why
>Not wey
Saying "why" and not "wey" is as Geordie as any of them soft cunts from "Geordie" Shore.
>>64327403
POO
O
O
>>64326850
i dont give a frigging crud, buddy
>>64327427
IN
N
>>64327433
LOO
O
O
Would a mancunian beat a geordie in a fight?
>>64327448
Not if said Mancunian was a horse.
Siem De Jong looks like Jeff from Community
>DE WRONG
Which one of you cheeky cunts would start a bar fight with me?
manlets need not apply
>>64327448
`no`
https://youtu.be/a9UZBg1pMS4?t=23m38s
WHAT THE FUCK
MY FUCKING BETS
YOU CUNT
>Dong
>>64327470
>implying that horse didn't have it coming
>tfw Ayoze will never be your twink fucktoy
AYOZE NOW
perez bout to get /slippy/ up in dis desu senpai
>>64327502
>26 mins
Nah. You can fuck off.
>>64327546
>copy the url and it skips to the fight
are you a fuck?
Gestedes absolutely gash. Who sanctioned that signing?
>le weak headers man
ON ME 'EAD SON
>The city of shitcastle
ABSOLUTE BLOOTER
AYYew
>>64327568
same person who sanctions your bennies
AYYYYEW LMAO
L-lads
VILLA
GOAL
WHAT
HELL
FUCK
ME
THIS
GOOD
SPORTS
AYYEW
AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU AIEOU
The pitch made it easier for him to control that
Oh my fucking god. Never betting on this shitty team again
>>64325809
>>64325809
>>64325809
Come on the toon
>people itt bet on newcastle
Why
howay the lads
PANDURII JUST SCORED AGAINST ASTRA GIURGIU
GETTTTIN 2 MORE LADS , ONLY 2 MORE
Who /a/ here?
>This pitch
Call it off ref
de jong you fucking melon
HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP
Ayew is playing great
>de pie
C'MON VILLA
WE NEED THIS
YOU CAN DO THIS
All this spaghetti
>making Villa look threatening
VILLA VILLA VILLAAAAHHHH
Newcastle will lose thanks to siem De Jong 50p head
>>64327601
underrated funpost
>>64327664
getting nervous there, toon?
Ayew and Traore partnership pls
>Villa will sta-
>"The force is with Villa here"
>Passing back when the pitch is like that
Are you fucking kidding me lad
>>64327715
nah brah, >we might possibly win the odd game here and there but I really don't think we will survive the season
>/sp/ used to have actual discussion, or at least trolls pretending to have opinions
>everything now consists of posting ironically
>opinions are now uncool
>everyone here acts like a snarky 13 year old
and i've only been gone for 6 months
Janmaat goal
Mitrogoal assist
2-1, just watch
>>64327748
> /sp/ used to have actual discussion
anybody in here got a gf?
>>64327748
I do all my [serious] discussion on /r/soccer friend
>>64327748
Sincerity has finally been lost here Anon.
I fell for the newcastle is good meme m8s. is recovery possible?
>>64327748
>>/sp/ used to have actual discussion
kek
And besides, this is a gamethread you mong. Fuck off and make a thread for discussing things if that's what you want.
>>64327748
True.
On the other hand, it's the worst game ever to have an opinion.
Poocastle and Clarnets are both shit and that's a goddamn fact.
>>64327780
>going to that badly designed shithole for anything other than streams
>>64327778
yep
its 2015 bro
>>64327778
Me. Wish I didn't though, I have like 4 other girls I could definitely pork if I was single.
>>64327793
Not with the pitch in that condition
>>64327778
Ye but it isn't all that great.
>>64327778
yep
> mfw wrapping gifts is fucking impossible and i'm going to look like a complete spergo when she sees my wretched handiwork
>WHY-naldum
>shitnaldum
Good finish tbb
>>64327778
Nah, decided to never have one again after my last one (when I was 22).
Prefer being single.
>>64327853
in my family living room there is a big pile of presents all nicely wrapped with the same paper and tags as to who they are for.
then there are the 3 that I wrapped that are all lopsided and have the recipients name written on in marker pen
>>64327799
Actually commenting on the game with greentext and shitposts is fine
But not when the thread is filled with posts like "lol great meme" "wew lad" "underrated funpost"
>>64327853
>>64327905
Are you guys fucking retarded or something
>>64327920
wew lad
>>64327920
stop moaning you cunt
>>64327920
wew lad
>>64327778
yes and she has legit aspergers
she says she loves me but i'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what that means
and she doesn't like sports ffs
>>64327944
You sound like a right oddball
>His mum has never taught him how to wrap presents perfectly
I bet you guys don't even do a hospital corner when you make your bed
>>64327944
>she says she loves me but i'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what that means
lel
come on newcastle winner
don't feel like losing £70 tonight
>>64327931
yes, my inability to nicely wrap a book or dvd in sparkly paper is just one of the ways I am retarded. I am also a long time Aston Villa fan
I report every non soccer related post. This board is for SPORTS, not for some shit you do or like beside that.
>>64327853
>>64327905
>wrapping presents
My niggas, you're doing it wrong. Buy some nice gift bags, then bag your gifts and throw in some flourishes of kite paper. It's super easy and looks classy as fuck.
C H I M P O U T
atkinson has been shite this game
clearly supporting newcastle
Chimpout
Is this 2muchass
>>64327978
I did that for my mums gifts, I am not going to put £60 worth of beauty products through my wrapping skills
Where are all the beefy, hard English lads at on these teams?
>>64327979
>>64327982
*tips fedora*
You have 300 seconds to prove that Gestede can use any part of his body apart from his head
>>64328011
Milner and Barry went to city ;_;
>>64328020
I reckon he can piss a bit.
>>64328020
his bull semen in your mums fanny
>>64328018
blowing up for all villa shoulder barges and ignoring all the niggly fouls from newcastlel
>>64327978
>trinifag and nigbago giving advice
you got any girls over there lad?
What's everyone's favourite pizza topping?
>>64328043
lol
Bacuna has had 3 clear bookings gone missing
Villa have only defended counter attacks by pulling players back
>>64328060
bell peppers are pretty underrated
>>64328060
ur mums bumhole
>>64328060
Beans on toast.
>>64328002
Gordan Bennett yes, disgusting.
>>64328060
I prefer my pizza without extra toppings, just a nice Cheese Pizza
>>64328068
says the bellend
>Westwood
>>64328060
Pepperoni I guess.
>Okore is not the best defender in Europe
Men, I have thought of something
Tig o' bitties
Wew lads.
ayew one man team
only a few minutes left, give Traoré and Gil are run out
Go Newcastle! Go!
>rudy just head
>>64328157
thanks Nobby
>>64328060
Ham and Pineapple with some ranch dip
what does 3 points feel like, lads?
>>64328165
alright rudy, what kinda head you want?
why was this picked as the late game
literally what were they thinking
>>64328196
Bournemouth feels so long ago
>ayyyoze lmao
>>64328196
a bag of sand
>>64328202
sloppy with a bit of ball tickling
tiny bit of teeth
for fucks sake
>>64328060
Mushrooms.
>playing for a draw against one of the few sides you can actually beat
just get fucking relegated already you shit tier club
sanchez is so fucking shiny
>Villa wasting time when they need a win
have you ever seen a club this shit (exlcuding blunderland)
>>64328281
Current Yeovil
nice one you fucking melt
![action-man[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tjLYcf7.jpg "action-man[1]")
![Jonas-Gutierrez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EilIOEd.jpg "Jonas-Gutierrez[1]")
