Joe montana isn't from montana
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>Joe montana isn't from montana
>Michael Jordan isn't from Jordan
>kevin garnett isn't a rock
>Michael Crabtree isn't a crab tree
>>64235387
>dwayne Johnson isnt a dick
Steve Young is old
>messi is a fairly clean guy
>Tom Brady is actually a transgender Marcia Brady from the Brady bunch.
>bryan bulaga isnt a whale
>matt forte isn't all about them floor coverings
>james harden is pretty mentally soft
>aj green is a pretty brown colored
>stephen curry
>not spicy at all
>Brandon Marshall does not bring fugitives to justice.
>Cam Newton isn't a fig snack
>antwan walker
>javon walker
>both sit down a lot
>joe buck isn't a male deer
>Randall Cobb isn't grown in Iowa
>le'veon bell does not ring
I'm a faggot
>>64235737
im sorry i hope you get better
>Dan Marino is not from San Marino
>Derek Carr is not an automobile
>>64235403
Underrated.
>Dustin Brown is actually white
>Kobe Bryant isnt a rapist
>Steve Waugh never fought battles
>Jamaal Charles isn't in charge
>>64235403
>he's a mineral
>Metta World Peace
Scott Osweiler is not someone from Osswil in Baden-Württemberg
>>64238250
oops sorry that was supposed to be bork
>Megatron isn´t a transformer
>Tony Romo isn't from Rome
>New York Jets
>New York doesn't have any J.....
>Alex Mack
>didn't have his own TV show in the 90s
>Troy Aikman isn't in pain
>Jerry Rice
>Isn't Chinese
>Lyn Swan doesn't mate for life.
>Emmitt Smith isn't a smith
>New York Giants
>The players are only slightly larger than average people
>Andrew Luck has suffered some misfortune this season.
>Captain Munnerlyn
<isn't even team captain
>Whitney Mercilus spelled merciless wrong and isn't a black female dead singer
Robbie Gould doesn't rob gold.
>French Montana isn't french nor is he from Montana
>John Wall isn't a wall
>Larry Bird
>Doesn't even have wings
William Gay loves pussy
>>64235854
No he's brown from Jamaica. Who the fuck watches kekpuck?
>barry bonds digs up stocks
>Celtics don't have any celtic descendants
>Prince Fielder is neither royalty nor a good defensive player
>>64242278
But he's a hambeast, and being fat is a sign of royalty
