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>>64229531
first for Brady injured
John Cena is Luke's son
>bravo JJ
>>64229531
Lmao Brady str8 up lookin like Adam Sessler here
My sides
>>64229531
literally no ass
>Tom Pudgley
This show looks terrible
GRONKOWSKI DOWN
GRONKOWSKI DOWN
GRONKOWSKI DOWN
GRONKOWSKI DOWN
!!!!
If you were Tom Brady, who would you have married?
>>64229552
grow up
>Hoverhanding is own wife
BETA
E
T
A
>CHELSHIT
CHAT SHIT advertised on MNF
So what's up with the Astrodome?
>>64229575
Angelina Jolie
>>64229541
But they have 3
>>64229575
Gronk.
r8 my dinner lads
Whoever didnt vote
http://strawpoll.me/6261860
http://strawpoll.me/6261860
http://strawpoll.me/6261860
>fedorawitz
wwe is gay
i'm so glad that shit is on /asp/ now
>>64229568
So? He's still the best QB of all time
can I wear a Brady jersey in NJ?
>>64229615
What´s in that bag? Stolen organs?
>>64229615
prison/10
Thoughts?
>>64229575
Bailey Jay
>>64229607
Way out of Tom's league desu
Anyone got a good stream???
Was only allowed to watch the first half.
Wife's son wants to play xbox.
Get some funny /sp/ images up in here.
>Alex Speier @alexspeier 33s33 seconds ago
>Patriots currently have more rushes (13) than pass attempts (12). Since start of '06 season, they're 52-0 when rush att >= pass attempts.
>>64229575
If I was him I would've married Kate & Ashley
>>64229575
Belichick
>>64229564
>muh ass
how does it feel to be keked by the the 'high test' betas?
BASED HAWK BROS WERE WE AT? GIMMIE A (You) FOR THE HAWKS!
>tfw rawls ded
>>64229615
mad jelly t b h
>PREMIER(E) LEAGUE
>>64229615
7.8/10 looks comfy
>>64229624
Montana will always be better by virtue of the fact that he didn't play in a vaginified league.
>>64229624
kinda messed up that the greatest QB of all time can't beat eli manning.
What's her name, /sp/?
>>64229633
To what end?
>>64229615
tacos al pastor are da best and cucumbers are good too. not sure what's next to them and the limes though.
9/10
>>64229615
heartburn and diarrhea/10
He's been BLACKED
my gf won't cuuck me, bros. what do i do?
I just farted at my cats face family
stop posting weeb images
>>64229615
looks bretty gud for watching SNF. 8/10
>>64229615
What is that meat? Chihuahua? Do you guys literally eat those Mexican rats?
>>64229575
Sofia Jakobson
will he ever lift the hammer
>>64229631
Red sauce, Adolf
>>64229672
It's chopped pineapple :3
>>64229564
Nigger spotted if you need a huge backside to appreciate a woman
>>64229633
>Meanwhile, at the San Francisco 49ers head office...
>this damned GE commercial again
PICK UP THE HAMMER YOU KEK
>>64229692
Fuck you.
>>64229691
Go to work Australia
>these GE commercials
>>64229690
Black cock hypno vids on xnxx
Trust me. They work miracles and train bitches
>>64229662
but he just did this season family
>>64229690
Kill yourself faggot
>tfw you are just as much of a disappointment to your family as le GE fuccboi
>Doesn't even lift
>>64229714
i said stop moron
it's just a hammer how heavy can it be
>By azura! By azura! By azura! Its the grand champion!
>>64229699
Something like this, some 6' tall Scandi woman. Get tall norse children and have him rape to a second NFL dynasty.
On Dish TV, what channel is NBC HD on family?
>>64229633
good oral hygene/10
Blount pls dont be kill
>>64229690
Develop erectile dysfunction.
>>64229662
Who do you think the best QB is?
>>64229615
>>64229706
9 out of te-
>chopped pineapple
6/10
Tom Brady isn't even a hot guy
>>64229709
get off the proxy mick
>>64229575
Mila Kunis and her perfect robot body.
>>64229656
>Lynch out
>Rawls ded
>Jimjim ded
>>64229692
>this nigga
True /sp/artans at least saw Kill la Kill and TTGL.
>tfw GE guy could probably kick my ass
>tfw the Oilers name and history belongs to the Tits
Fuck Bud Adams
rate my dinner lads
>>64229633
fucking kek
>>64229721
>>just moved in with my fiancée and her son
>her son
kuck
I thought all cowboy hats went off the screen
what's everyone eating tonight? A Wawa™chicken quesadilla for me
>>64229753
go back to your containment board please
>>64229531
Ill be honest
They r ugly but successful ppl
>>64229719
you can't lift it, can you
>>64229758
Cover it in Donkey Sauce and it's a complete meal.
>>64229656
>Rawls ded
>Lynch likely won't be 100% for the playoffs
Are you lubed up for the anal punishment you're about to receive in Charlotte?
>>64229753
who's this qt
>>64229396
>Not being a jack of all trades
Pleb
>>64229772
Tbh, senpai.... I'm here
DON'T WASTE THIS
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD
DON'T WASTE THIS LIKE WE HAVE THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
>>64229762
Ha.
>>64229781
lel
>>64229575
Caitlyn Jenner.
>>64229748
Go collect your food stamps Jamal
>>64229768
>Wawa
Montco reporting in
my mom just made me some chicken tendies
who wants some?
>>64229575
the system
>>64229782
perfect
>>64229721
What the fuck. Filthy c-u.c-k.
Who wins a fight between JJ Watt and Rob Gronkowski
>>64229768
My GF and her daughter mad me these
>>64229803
Montco bestco
>>64229768
this photo makes me depressed
>Pats are literally the only team without a defensive/special teams TD this year
disgusting
>>64229802
thats not for another 2 days you potato nigger
>Subway now shilling 50% more meat after Jared got v& for enjoying his meat nice and lean
>>64229782
>that ass trapped in another dimension
>>64229744
maybe someone who doesn't get repeatedly schooled by lil bro in the superbowl?
>>64229814
Gronk is too retarded to lose a fight.
>>64229814
stephen a smith
>tfw wanna watch the game but gotta get up at 7am to take my wife's son to school
>Blount has a good game for once
>Injured
COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64229814
Right now? Watt. He's got a club.
>>64229721
It's happened to us all. We'll keep you posted
>>64229793
She's a cute.
I want to [spoiler]fuck[/spoiler] her [spoiler]cunny[/spoiler]
GAME OF THRONES IN SPACE
>>64229816
everytime
really those look tasty tho
>>64229814
watt, his workout regimen is fucking insane.
>showing the Houston Oilers
daily reminder that the Texans are an expansion franchise
>>64229804
i'll take some with sriracha sauce please :^)
>>64229791
This is Chiaya from The Rolling Girls
Qt animu about girls on a motorcycle road trip helping people find their.place in life. Set to based classic punk music sang by the cast.
Its really good familia.
>>64229816
she's not your wife?
>>64229820
why
>my wifes son
>my girlfriends son
which part of these posts are funny? you faggots repeat the same garbage everyday
>>64229758
>he actually bought protein powder
you got memed, kiddo
>Game of Thrones
>IN SPACE
>>64229816
>cream pies
I think you're expected to do something in return.
>all these >my gf's son >my wife's daughter posts
what meme is this senpai?
>>64229825
top kek
>>64229816
>Dating someone with another man's offspring
Just how much of a kek are you?
>>64229854
ELIMINATED
>>64229839
Gronk has a fucking bionic arm, so does Wat but Rob's is up armored
>>64229814
How about 50 Gronks and 50 JJs versus 10 silverback gorillas?
getting real fuckin sick of this "I gotta take care of my wife's son" shit
>>64229825
>go to subway
>"f-five dollar footlong"
>Everything costs at least 7 dollars
>always overcharge me for random shit
fuck this place
He fucking sucks
>>64229843
>spoilering on /sp/
come on m8
>tfw short
>tfw into short girls
>tfw condemning my children to manlet status
G-go pats
Why even play defense of you can't tackle for shit FA,M
Hey guys, my wife's son wants me to make him some grilled cheese but I don't have a microwave.
What do?
>>64229880
This might be the first Texans game i've seen all season. I literally forgot he existed. Biggest bust of all time.
>>64229854
Did the Texans retire all numbers that were retired by the Oilers just as a "fuck you" to Bud Adams, or can guys still wear #1 and #34?
>>64229721
Have you considered molesting the kid?
>Texans in charge of tackling
>>64229867
Their whoopie pies you uncultured hick
>>64229872
Nice meme
>>64229863
it's pathetic anon, some faggot always responds
>>64229878
stop complaining about memes on the largest meme factory website
>>64229894
fuck off already
>>64229875
>My face will never be between those thighs
JDIMSA
>>64229888
they can be WR for the Pats
>>64229863
Kekoldry is the hottest meme of 2015, maybe after new years something else will come along but for now it's the only way I know to meme.
DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA DOLA
>>64229858
>Hulu
guess I'll torrent it
thanks senpai
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the SNF with brady was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
>want to make a grilled cheese
>no microwave
>>64229814
Gronk has that retard strength
Guys what should I do to get out of going to my grandma's 91st birthday?
I really don't want to go
remember that /sp/ weeb who got cut by the texans
Lol was Belinchik wearing a fitbit?
>>64229875
I love Milana!
>>64229838
This, basically
(Also, Brady being the best rusher left on the team without Blount or Lewis is fucking top kek)
>>64229888
>tfw 6'2'' and fiance is 5'
Will our kids be short? I heard tall genetics come from the mother's side or was that just broscience?
>>64229894
Put cheese on a slice of bread then stick it in the toaster retard
>>64229896
The mascot wears #1
>>64229888
It doesn't matter how tall the girl is, they aren't going to fuck or marry your manlet ass
>>64229858
It's wholesome, too. my wife lets me watch it with her daughter
>>64229922
you said that an hour ago
you ate that shit again?
lol fat fuck
JUST SCORE
>>64229929
kill her
>>64229879
From my understanding, the $5 subs are just th shitty ones with meat that's basically just ham flavored as other meat
>>64229899
So they're not home made? I'm pretty sure Whoopie Pie is just a branded cream pie, but what does a hick know? I'll bet you call all tissues kleenex and all soda cokes.
>>64229894
goddammit. you're hilarious.
>>64229929
say you gotta take care of your wife's son
>>64229929
fucking loser
>t.f.w. when your wife's love partner is demanding you take her over to him right in the middle of Sunday Night Football
I guess I'll be right back brothers, go Patriots!!!
Wow Lafell!
>>64229938
I remeber hearing a very long time ago that a son is usually taller than his mother, dunno if it was true though
>>64229908
>she will never rip a wet fart while sitting on your face
>>64229938
Bro science. It's literally random
LaFell carrying Brady again
guys, I miss Tensnake ;_;
______ ____ you taste so good
Fill in the blanks
Kek
>watt gets fucking tackled by a lineman
>hurr dey have answered
Refs are the only thing answering
>>64229955
a whoopie pie and a cream pie aren't even the same thing you fucking retard
>tfw gotta wake up at 7 to bring my gf's son Darrell to middle school
>When I get there I have to talk with the school again about them giving him milk because of his lactose intolerance
>tfw love milk, but it's not allowed in my house
Trips and Texans to the owl
You know the new Star Wars movie is going to be bad when they are shilling it this hard with multiple companies doing commercials every other break for it.
>Shoehorned black guy plays a white character
>SJW cultural marxist trying to push more racemixing and diversity
>Looks up director on wikipedia, reads bio
Every. Fucking. Time.
kek LaFell almost managed to drop that gimmie
incoming QB sneak
>>64229656
all right
>>64229788
we'll be good to go by the time the plaoffs start
Quads and the Texans win. Brady will also get a career ending injury.
>>64229922
Please stop.
>>64229940
>Mascot is a bull
>Warren Moon is black
Something something kekolding
>>64229943
>her daughter
God dammit fucking kill yourself already
Milana is kind of fat, bros...
>White in the backfield
YES
DO IT
LaFell actually catching the ball
GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK
>>64229896
the Titans ARE the Oilers
so their numbers are retired with the Titans
Daily reminder that Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are cheaters. When they aren't video taping other teams, they are deflating balls. Who knows what else they've done that they haven't been caught doing? If you support this team, just know they are frauds
>>64229962
>all these kuck posts giving me a hardon
stop bros
>tfw genuinely have a gf who has a son from another man
>tfw dont see anything wrong with this
You are making me feel so uncomfortable, I dont know what the problem is. She loves me and treats me good and the kid is nice.
Brady is literally a Gronk baby
what a shitty fucking team rofl
That needs to Penalized for "unfairness"
GOAT
TO
GOAT
>TEXANS
TYB Gronk
GRONK'D
>>64229974
I miss fany
>>64229981
link?
>>64229864
this stuff is legit since it has been on the market. you are hardly sore and muh gains are good
24-6 INCOMING
>>64229976
Grilled cheese
SKRONK
>>64229976
Wife's daughter
>>64229991
she's completely average. It's no wonder /sp/ memes her
dat push off
>>64229976
my weiner! xD
GET GRONK'D
SPIKING THE BALL IS A PENULTY
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64229972
>Implying LaFell can even carry a football
>>64230006
>a british kuk
im literally lmaoing at your life right now
WHO DEAN AMBROSE HERE?
GRONK GET FOOTBALL GRONK SCORE TOUCHDOWN GRONK BE BACK NOW
>>64230015
I miss CGLL
>>64230008
MANLET HORSE
GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY GOAT GRONK GOAT BRADY
>>64229999
HOUSTON BTFO
QUADS CONFIRM
How do you stop goal line gronk?
>>64230006
c.uck
>>64230025
learn the rules before you comment m8
>>64230024
shes pretty cute and thick in all the right places
def a cut above average
Why don't coaches have a wide receiver cover Gronk inside the 10?
>>64229976
black cock
>>64229999
nice quads
>tfw genuinely have a gf who has a dog from another man
>tfw dont see anything wrong with this
You are making me feel so uncomfortable, I dont know what the problem is. She loves me and treats me good and the dog is nice.
>>64230006
>Raising another man's child
disgusting
>>64229979
DUDE
KEKED
LMAO
Why does Gronk never get called for pushing off? Almost every catch he makes is a damn push off.
>>64230045
double team, maybe?
LOL
One of my wife's friend with benifits really thought the Texans could win
What a dumbass
>>64230045
You make him solve a math equation
>>64230045
you don't
>>64230027
Hi Draper
>>64230057
I guess this is why my step dad was so passive aggressive towards me
>>64230059
star treatment
>>64229888
both my parents are under under 5'5" and I'm 6'1". Mom's side is full of lankets, dad's side alopecia manlets. Got the height and unfortunately will have the balding.
>>64229979
Are you dating a black girl? Or is your gf a white girl who already keked another white guy?
>>64229979
>>64230058
samefag
>>64230063
Nigga Gronk is smart af smdh you dont know that
>>64230049
Who?
>>64230053
jej
Why can't I hold all these kek maymays?
>>64230017
stop taking it after you finish that tub and your gains will literally be the same as long as you keep your daily calories the same as they are now.
assuming you aren't still in noobgains phase
>>64230053
She's literally raising another man's memories.
>>64230065
Hey pal
>gronk faking an injury when he knew he was gonna be clucked by the donkeys and iggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw04QD1LaB0
>>64230069
You should be thankful he was just *passive* aggressive. Mine was a complete ass to me specifically, and he acted like a child frequently. He had no fucking clue how to deal with a boy.
hey first time using this website
anything I'm missing out? i'd really appreciate the help
thanks guys
>all of /nfl/ has wives
What does it mean to be "kek'd"?
Mcrib is disgusting garbage.
>>64230045
cover him with a safety ayyyyyyy
>>64230006
Hey man if you love her, and don't mind raising another mans kid, go for it.
Its trolled so much here because most of us would not take responsibility like that. And it plays into the kuck angle which is funny.
Don't let us shape your world view, I hope a man like you will raise my son one day
>tfw qt Hardee's slag will never bread your tender chicken
Why live?
>>64230059
He leads the league in OPI, he has more OPI's than 20 whole teams
XD Walmart interracial ad.
>>64229768
You can go fuck yourself. God damnit I miss Wawa.
>>64230101
remember to view these threads with an analog type connection for the highest post quality
WHO P/a/TRIOTS HERE
>>64230121
lol you took the time to photoshop that
nice work lad
>come to /sp/ for first time after in 6 months
>full of shitposts, cuucks, and people who have no idea about sports
i wish /pol/, /v/, /fit/ or /r9k/ had an nfl general. life would be perfect.
>>64230106
It means you're alpha as fuck
>>64230101
Make sure you post your email in the email bar so your upvotes get recorded. You don't wanna miss out on karma points buddy!
>>64230053
thats how it starts bruh
>he starts coming over to check on his dog
>she says its cool cause its his dog
>he starts coming when you're not around
yup nothing wrong with it alright
>>64229877
>You were born too early to simulate this
>>64230070
Seriously it is such bullshit. First Tony Gonzalez makes his career by pushing off with no repercussions and now Gronk is doing the same goddamned thing. It's one of the reasons I feel zero pity whenever Gronk gets hurt and have no fucks to give that Tony never won anything.
>>64230122
this t b h f a m
Ok this whole wifey/gf's kid thing is such a shit meme let it die please. At least the grilled cheese one can't seperate the newfags out from the oldfags. God damn /sp/ is going to the keks
>>64230033
Idk man my gf's former partner died in a car crash. All that she has a kid proves to me is that she's fertile
Good news guys. I definately hit my 3000k calorie needs today.
>>64230071
>unfortunately will have the balding.
I know that feel. Just start shaving your head if you haven't already f.am.
>>64230105
I may not have a wife, but I have a grilled cheese fresh from the microwave and my 150 word essay done!
I've never seen so much repeated shitty memes. Who's fault is it?
@64230141
ok thanks
>>64230050
Because WRs are WRs and not linebackers or secondary players
>>64230059
They call offensive pass interference on him every other play, and its usually wrong. Just because they're putting a 5' 6" manlet on him and they go down like twigs against Gronk Stronk doesn't mean its OPI, it means their safety should be in the Canadian football league.
I really, really like this thread
Hi guys, this is the first proper game of American football I've ever watched, why are there so many breaks? It's fun to watch but it's ridiculous how often it's stop/starrt
>>64230139
>/pol/, /v/, /fit/ or /r9k
Then I remember what actually happened: I was pulled out of the chair by my ponytail and dragged to the desk, my shirt torn open and my belly pushed down onto the desktop. I remember him pulling my jeans down. I remember being turned back around and shoved to the floor, pinned against metal filing cabinets, one of my arms behind me, bent the wrong way. I remember how the drawer pulls clawed into my back, how he squeezed his left hand tightly around my neck. Then he forced himself into my mouth. My jaws locked, wide, in spasm.
>>64230139
>generalfag complaining about how gamethreads have always been
>>>/reddit/
>>64230135
Do P/a/nthers count?
Watt is missing lol
>that voice crack
>>64230136
Christ you keks are paranoid
>>64230161
my wife's son
>>64230161
/tv/ crossposters
>>64230105
I have a life partner.
Her kids are great.
z
>Hehe anon will you buy this for me?
Last two digits is by how many TDs Brady will throw today
>>64230181
what does keks mean
>>64230153
Well shit fatso, good for you!
>>64230151
kek in general is a shit meme from WoW virgins.
>>64230173
and then?
>>64230162
Please use rhe double youmaker ">>" instead of the @ symbol.
Its against reddiquette to post without it.
Have step parents ever been anything but a bad idea? I swear to god.
>>64230152
i don't see anything wrong if hes kill, unless she's into necrophillia kek
but that's the only exception to no be a c u c k
>>64230088
It's just quick easy lean protein with no fuss. Sometimes I'd rather spend 30 seconds drinking a shake than 10 mins eating a chicken breast
>/sp/ is so insecure that they have to lash out at REAL men who take on the responsibility of raising another man's child
You manchildren are so pathetic. This is why us redditors have a subreddit dedicated to laughing at you.
>>64230195
No, honey, this isn't the hair dye isle.
>>64230196
Sounds about right
>>64230178
See you keks in Santa Clara, don't let the memehawks get the better of you before we do.
>>64230199
I'm actually underweight. 169lbs @ 6ft
>>64230197
its word filtered for c u c k s on /sp/
> tfw your gf won't have sex with other men
> tfw your gf won't have sex with other women
>>64230208
the brady bunch?
>>64230135
D/a/llas here
>>64230195
sure
>>64230195
Only if you show me your dick later
>>64230215
>us 12s
>>64229922
>this pasta
>>64230195
still would fuck whatever that is in a heartbeat
>>64230224
can you not break the rules?
Hi guys, I'm a kekold. My son isn't related to me and my wife fucks NIGGERS instead of me. Isn't that funny?!?!?! xD
Amerifriends what do you think of Burger Kings/McDonalds special christmas burger here ?
>>64230178
As long as you guys don't go 19-0 on the pats, sure
What we drinking tonight, bros?
I hope you're all voting Donald Trump to rid America of kuck disease. Also Tom Brady's choice.
Where the fuck are the mods?
>>64230195
Get a real drink kid. I'am raising you irish
>>64230260
water
>>64230249
>cordon bleu burger
literally why
>>64230135
Br/a/ncos here
>>64230249
Klaus looks tasty as fuck
I would probably throw up everything else.
>>64230246
I don't think it's funny.
I respect the way you live your life.
What's your bull's name, btw?
/sp/ has really turned to shit. The banter used to actually be funny and witty. But now it's devolved into the "wife's child" shit and kekhold stories. Every post here is just a cry for attention and replies. I fear that the best days of /sp/ are long gone and now I'm just stuck with a bunch of children. Consider this my last post here, because I just can't take it anymore. Goodbye and good riddance, /sp/
>>64229816
Subtle
>>64230249
I love how it actually looks so good it's like it's made out of plastic in the pictures. In reality, it's a greasy, half smashed, sloppily put together piece of overpriced shit.
>>64230227
fictional TV show
>>64230246
oh WHAT?? hahahahahahhahaha LOL!!!
>>64230260
Gentleman jack but the bottles already empty and it's only 2100
>Olympics commercials already airing
what the fuck is my life
>>64230249
Fuck those franchises and their shitty "food".
>>64230284
>>64230246
samefag
>>64230249
We aren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas" here anymore, it might trigger atheists or Muslims, that's racist and closed minded
Will Donald Trump make /nfl/ great again?
>>64230249
that chicken cordon bleu looks good, would try
i don't usually eat fast food burgers, too many local grills near me that make superior burgers
>>64230260
Red cap milk with home made ginger snaps
>>64230277
Here's a reply for your way out. Enjoy seeing the (you) my friend.
>>64230260
Isolation Ale
>>64230277
>He didn't use "funny and addictive 4chan" pasta for his last post
Dun goofed. My wife's bull and I had a good laugh over this
>>64230289
> yfw rickie fowler secures US golf gold for the first time in over a century with a clutch 30 foot chip
>tfw no (you)s
>>64230260
Shitty beer
>>64230277
I wont let this go un-(You)'d, family
Thank you for your thoughts
I feel like Bob Costas is a meme. His name sounds funny and he talks weird
>>64230277
bye felicia
>>64230277
it will come back around
Guys my wifes son wants me to make a grilled cheese but the microwave is broken and the ketchup went bad cause he didnt put it back in the fridge.
>>64230220
See you there, Patsfag. Better step your shit up, we don't have Kasay to gift-wrap you an owl this time around
>>64230292
you are really shitty at that tbqh senpai
>>64230245
Keks
>>64230296
Is that Kevin Lanflisis ex- boyfriend?
z
>>64230260
cheap whisky and cheaper beer
>>64230321
You motherfucker
You son of a bitch
>>64230260
Fat Tire
>>64230277
see ya in the next thread kek lord
>>64230340
contributing
>>64230340
Lgtss
>(You)
>>64230340
my wife's son wants you to post pictures
>>64230340
post pics
>>64230277
(You) clearly wanted a (You), so this is my good deed for the day after I yelled at my wife's son for breaking my typewriter.
>>64230340
proofs?
>>64230006
Bitch is going to leave you the very moment she doesn't need you anymore/finds someone better/you fail to provide what she's after.
How the fuck are ok with raising someone else's kid? What's wrong with your self esteem, if you so want to raise a kid just raise your own, you fucking kek.
>>64230261
i'm sorry i failed you anon
>actually didnt vote, but would be interesting to see a fascist nationalist as leader
>>64230340
For every (you) I get I'll put a BBC in your ass.
>Game is airing on Saturday
>Still called Thursday night football
hey Green Bay, Patriots, and panthers wait until next year when the Cowboys get another top draft pick and healthy Romo, we will be a nfl super power in 8 months and we're gonna fuck u up good!
>>64230313
Wow, Ricky really bulked up.
>THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!
>THIS SATURDAY!!!!
well it's not thursday night football if its on saturday, is it NFL?
>>64230260
bourban (neat) and ginger beer
>>64230340
Please follow through, unlike that fuccboi Lake
>>64230292
you caught me RED HANDED!!!!
>>64230364
>fascist
Seriously though what's wrong with raising another person's child? I would rather have me be the father figure then some asshole who doesn't give a fuck about his kids and would be a terrible influence.
>>64230277
My thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family
>>64230340
dubs and you use Jacks
>>64230349
>>64230350
>>64230352
>>64230354
>>64230358
>>64230365
only 6? baka i'll just get a black guy to fuck me
>nfl games on saturday
>>64229895
I've told you a million time, mate, to stop exaggerating like that.
>>64230262
lol
Who /comfy in bed/ here?
>>64230340
we reddit now
>>64230323
see
>>64230384
then kill urself loser
>>64230364
>we
already have one
Hey guys, r8 my wife.
If you have a left handed do they arrange the entire formation to switch the strong side/blind side
OFFICIAL /SP/ THE SIMPSONS SEASONS POWER RANKINGS
1. 5
2. 8
3. 3
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5. 6
6. 9
POWER GAP
8. 2
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9000001. The rest.
guys be careful about posting about your wife's son, our old friend janny just put a 15 minute block in for me, he's buttmad about his mom not making him anymore chicken tendies
>>64230403
Go to bed Limey
>>64230340
>>64230417
>typical pats fan
>>64230376
It's a "special edition" of Thursday night though fucking retard
Hey /sp/ since it's halftime I figured I'd share some good news. My girlfriend (working on being a movie actress) just got a role in a new film.
It's called Acockalypse Volume 4. She said it's about the abuse taking place in the chicken farming industry.
We're going to use the money to buy her kid a real Christmas present for once.
>Its a Patriots win episode
>>64230420
>no 7
Other than that it's okay.
Gronk or Watt
Who would you rather have impregnate your wife's daughter?
why is Hillary standing closer to Donald than Bill?
>>64230420
Who the fuck actually watched all of them?
>>64230417
Is that a fucking Ray Rice jersey?
>>64230417
Rate mine
-Tom Brady
>>64230435
>we
>>64230420
Only spicpoors actually like that garbage show, and that's only because it's the only show on tv there
>>64230407
Sauce?
>>64230449
bill doesnt donate to her campaign
>>64230403
my son's dad is here at the home so i be rockin' the futon
>>64230451
Who hasn't
>>64230417
Is that Sandra Bullock? How'd she end up with a black kid? Adopted?
Did he litterally drag the entire Houston Oline with him?
>>64230453
no its clearly an Oher jersey fucktard
>>64230435
>le funny 4chin
fuck off
>>64230441
Fugg, put 7 between 6 and 9 2bh
>>64230449
>Everyone thinks Trump is a Hillary plant
>yfw Hillary is a Trump plant
Sick catch
>Pats finally looking composed and efficient again
Gronk is so vital to this offense
>Meme Watt the meme finally ends tonight
>>64230440
>>64230440
That's right goy.
No cat bois
>>64230468
Always clever.
And original.
>>64230483
>catch
looks like it's clean
Not a catch
WEW LAD
Here's what my mom got me from Wendy's for dinner.
Two baconators
One JR bacon cheeseburger
Large fries
Frosty
And a Sprite
How jelly are you fags?
>>64230417
Is that teddy bitchwater?
>>64230468
>not microwaving grilled cheese for the kid's dad
bad host tbhfam
>>64230447
My wife's daughter needs a black bull just like her mother so neither
>>64230474
That's definitely a rice jersey retard
That's a fucking catch
Not a catch.
>>64230470
Yeah it's like the adopt an african phase hollywood went through a few years ago.
I think Angelina Jolie adopted like 5
>>64230478
Bros my friends asked where I got my streams to watch UFC last night and I panicked and said Reddit.
I think it's better than revealing 4chan, but hopefully they dont think I browse that place
Why the fuck arnt the toxins throwing to hopkins??!
>>64230474
how the fuck is he supposed to know faggot
That's probably gonna stand, no clear evidence it touched the ground before he caught it and it didn't move after the grab
OF COURSE ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A MASSACRE RAMPAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone ever use Craigslist to hire a bull?
How'd it go.
Go Pats, btw!
>>64230501
>not getting the new Gouda baconburger
pleb taste, enjoy your American "cheese"
>>64230501
Pretty jealous of the frosty. The rest is shit.
>>64230501
Since my girlfriend is making a big salad for dinner, quite jelly.
bullshit
>>64230533
Breivik pls
>>64230502
not even the right team fuckboy
Fuck off
>tfw Husband's daughter won't work on her 250 page essay because she's making boiled tacos
bouncedoff his thumb not the ground. should be a catch.
My wife's son just asked me what a kekold is
What do I say to him bros
I really can't stand that Southwest commercial. Want to decapitate and eviscerate that singing faggot.
The worst part is that his mouth sounds don't match up with the text when he's wearing the swimming mask
>>64230536
what's a bull
>>64230501
literally all shit
kill yourself you underage faggot
>>64230006
evolutionaryfailure.jpg
blind keks will say bullshit
>>64230537
Gouda is pleb tier cheese though :3
Kek.
>incomplete
>>64230527
Whats this meme called? Can someone give me the template or tell me what its called?
>>64230544
>Not being single and eating whatever you want
I fucking pity you guys sometimes
>>64230551
No u
>>64230533
Some of you deer are alright.
Don't go to the tundra tomorrow.
>>64230215
C U C K
U
C
K
>>64230561
the guy who fucks your wife while you are watching getting keked
>>64230565
/Cheddar/ masterrace here
>>64230516
clearly number 74
>>64230528
a-because number 74 is clearly visible
b-because it makes sense for it to be an Oher jersey considering their prior professional relationship
Yo refs, you need overwhelming evidence to overturn the call. That bounced off his glove so you go with the ruling on the field.
Lol my wifes son thinks the Patriots will win
>>64230561
a horned mammal
>>64230501
>not getting the 4 dollar deal and then getting 5 junior burgers all with only ketchup and mayo
I have to admit though, Wendy's is the only place where I will buy a meal. Their burgers are
>elite
>90% of this fucking thread is shitposting not even related to the fucking game
Our mods are a joke.
>>64230536
No, but I used Backpage to rent a slag
>>64230552
This meme is getting really abstract.
>>64230570
Australian shit post. There is no template. just white out in paint.
>>64230501
Parents got Pepe Johns tonight, 2 medium 2 topping pizza for 7.77 each
pepperoni and mushroom, 6/10 because of this heartburn I got
Kek this game is over
>watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,watt,
>White is actually contributing to my fantasy team
I knew I started him for a reason
>>64230595
Watch me post a picture of Taylor Swift and get banned for three days
http://strawpoll.me/6262363
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what a fucking catch
>>64230598
For you
White's last name is making him a decent player
STOP CHALLENGING CATCHES YOU FAGGOT.
>>64230582
Refball. The refs will do anything to fuck over the Pats
Out of boinds?
>>64230582
yo faggot, you need to shut your stupid fucking mouth when being in my thread. go fucking kill youself
>>64230598
we and he can go deeper
I do believe he was out.
>>64230618
Not a catch. Out of bounds. It's coming back boys
MY WIFE FUCKS BLACK GUYS
I'M RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD
LMAO AM I RIGHT?
Lel obrian has to challenge every play to get a fair game.
>>64230572
I can eat anything I want.
I am far too preoccupied with this game, shitposting, and beer+oxycontin to bother. Salad it is.
>>64230595
Honestly theyve been pretty cool lately.
I hate when they stifle creativity
No matter how dumb, this is our broculture and even completely unrelated threads contain soorts references
> Another challenge
Kek
UHOH, PATS COMPLETED ANOTHER PASS, TIME TO CONTEST
>Getting BTFO by the red flag
Inb4 that shitty car commercial predicts the end of this game.
>>64230638
underrated post
>you will never play ping pong with peyton while you both wear crawfish shorts
Fucking fat fuck Hueston coach challenging everything because he knows the refs are in his corner
Epic comeback starts right here
I reg at /pol/. Does that make me a bad person?
jesus your still getting wrecked bob
just let em play
Was that ping-pong ball Peyton hit also picked off?
>>64230597
>using backpage to get a hooker
>not looking up the premium escorts on Eros and then cross checking their reviews on TER to make sure they are as advertised.
high class escorts are so much better than a meth-addled skank from backpage, worth the money difference
MEME WATT EXPOSED
Really? another peyton nationwide commercial? we needed a different one?
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WHY DON'T YOU CHALLENGE YOUR OWN ABILITY TO MAKE A FIRST DOWN!?
>>64230614
But taysway is /sp/s goddess
>>64230627
Implying the bad calls aren't just to government the gimmes they give then pats to ensure the win.
>>64230645
Foot was out before he had control, patrikek.
Challenges after every play. Get ready for commercialball.
>>64230638
XD GREAT POST FRIENDO MIND IF I SHARE IT ON MY NEWSFEED? ;ddd
Is this the new refball tactic?
>Pats catch a ball
>Throw the challenge flag
>Refs willingly screw the Pats
GLEN, FROM THE MAIL ROOM!
>>64230638
top fucking kukkles
>Obama stranded in the wilderness
So what, he's trying to compete with Putin now? I hope a bear eats him
>>64230638
oh it shows canada, it shows!
HE'S IN BOIS
>>64230676
>liking planks
http://strawpoll.me/6261607
>>64230640
How is that combo by the way?
Most I do with alcohol besides drink copious amounts is smoke weed with it
Alcohol doesn't go well with too many things
>>64230676
Is she trying to be an anime character? Her head's wider than her waist
holy shit Houston sucks dick lol
>>64230676
McGregorsWetDream.bmp
BONUS CHALLENGE NIGGAS
>>64230676
>No tits
>No ass
>No hips/curves
Tay Tay isn't goddess of anything
>>64230641
plus, this is a pretty garbage game, anyway.
FUCKING RETARDS
>>64230581
Everybody knows 74 was Ray rices number before they made him change it.
>ruling overturned
>fourth down
kek.
>>64229531
keked by the refs... bullshit overturn
>>64230735
The fuck is that drawing supposed to be. Like a retarded version of the hawkeye tennis system.
>>64230689
Sounds about right. The entire season the Pats have been playing the opponent and the refs though. Goodell want to try to make an example out of the Pats and will do everything in his power to punish Brady for making him look bad
>>64230662
I used to use TER on the backpage sluts. However, I found one who lives across the street from me with her old ass BF. I consistently haggled her down to like 20 bucks a pop and now she doesn't even charge just asks me for rides and shit. I even got pulled over by the police last night with her in my car and she acted like my gf.
>tfw I have a skank who I fuck for free who charges people to fuck
I don't really have a reaction image for this.
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>>64230763
black= player's foot
>>64230707
Only took a oxy20. Probably 12 beers in. She just came home with an ounce and I had a couple puffs.
Wonderful, warm feeling. Not for the uninitiated, though. I'm no rookie.
Somebody at work was telling me that JJ Watt could be an even better Te than Gronk. Is he right?
>>64230676
Nothing wrong with that
>>64230780
Pretty cool 2bh bro
Dose butterfingers
>>64230814
> JJ Watt could be an even better Te than Gronk
>>64230838
Actually, I took the edge off.
That's the point.
>>64230806
Still don't get it
>BUTTERFINGERS
>PETER GRIFFINS
>>64230814
Watt likes being physical. Even if he was, he probably wouldn't like blocking as much as hunting the QB
Could the Texans suck harder?
TEXANS
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N
S
> Special teams
Yay texannes.
Who is bill firing tonight?
So are the Patriots going to cut him for his fucked up punt return? They cut the last guy
more like "special" teams amiright
Collisworth formula for color commentary
>felate
>felate
>felate
>felate
At least he felates both teams, no favoritism detected
>>64230950
I hope so. Just keep cycling through these guys in worthless games and eventually we'll find another undrafted Amendola or Edelman.
>Givn a gift from God fumbled punt
>suck too hard to do anything with it
I cannot imagine what it must feel like to be a Texan fan
>tfw went to the wrong thread but here now
>Malcolm Butler plays 1-on-1 the whole game
Didn't he make some big play last year?
>refs spend the entire game trying to make the Texans win
>Texans try to bribe NE special team to throw
>Texans still can't win
topkek
REKT
Is New England's S&C just pure shite?
How do you explain endless fucktons of injuries???
>>64229699
its just a man with long hair
