OFFICIAL tOTTENHAM V NEWCASTLE MATCH THREAD
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McClaren will never shave his head edition
Tottenham (4-2-3-1): Hugo Lloris (c); Kyle Walker, Toby Alderweireld, Jan Vertonghen, Danny Rose; Tom Carroll, Eric Dier; Erik Lamela, Dele Alli, Christian Eriksen; Harry Kane
Substitutes: Michel Vorm, Ben Davies, Kieran Trippier, Nabil Bentaleb, Nacer Chadli, Josh Onomah, Heung-Min Son
Newcastle (4-4-1-1): Rob Elliot; Daryl Janmaat, Chancel Mbemba, Fabricio Coloccini (c), Paul Dummett; Moussa Sissoko, Vurnon Anita, Jack Colback, Georginio Wijnaldum; Siem de Jong; Papiss Cisse
Substitutes: Karl Darlow, Jamie Sterry, Kevin Mbabu, Yoan Gouffran, Florian Thauvin, Aleksandar Mitrovic, Ayoze Perez
>De Jong and Cissé
looking forward to playing the entire game in Newcastle's half
today's the day tom carroll becomes a legend
Does anybody really care about this shitty meme kike team
>>64205052
Tottenham are the least boring team in the prem tbphwymaf
>>64205052
I do senpai
>>64205074
is that why they're tied for most draws
>>64205052
ur gonna be laffin when spurs win the league
Prepare for arse shit posters
>>64205105
>draws can't be entertaining
take off your proxy chad
>>64205029
English Xavi
>>64205119
Almost certainly not going to happen. Unless Kane starts scoring the way he did last season...
AYY WE WANT SOME CISSE
really really really wish tom carroll wasn't starting desu
come back soon mousa
lads where is a good stream
>where you're at
awful, fire this man
>>64205170
Did Son get injured against Monaco?
>>64205187
kikezeed
>>64205136
yeah, I'd put it at like, 5% or something. But still a chance!
why can't Cisse just be good again lads
>literally hundreds of threads about fighting on /sp/ right now
literally wwe tier autism
>>64205197
nah he's fine, they play different positions though. eriksen is undroppable and lamela scored a hattrick so son gets benched
>>64205197
nah, just on the bench. I'd imagine Poch wants Alli and Kane as runners, Carroll with the quick passes. Expecting parked pus, Son on if necessary as a change of pace
>>64205228
why isn't HEEM on /asp/ as well? seems logical
Predictions lads? I'm gonna go with 5-0 tottenham
I fucking love Steve.
>>64205243
Right, but couldn't Son and Lamela play on the wings with Eriksen in his "natural" role in the middle? Then Alli could drop back and play alongside Dier? I'm pretty sure that's the lineup Pochettino used against City, and it worked out pretty well.
Who /toon/ here?
>>64205280
4-1
>>64205280
4-1 is the new 2-1
>>64205269
I suppose it's an actual competition but the fanbase comes from the same bunch of autists
>>64205291
I'm mental and bad.
>>64205287
Lamela is better in the middle and eriksen in the left I think
1-1
Kane 5'
De Jong 90'
>>64205287
Eriksen has played on the left nearly all season. The front 4 interchange the whole time anyway
>>64205287
that could happen, but tbf with the way alli is playing i'd rather him further forward where he can do more damage.
son is a decent option off the bench i'm okay with this lineup
1-1 incoming
>>64205291
here
let's have as comfy a thread as we can
>>64205328
>runs his fingers through his hair at the end
>pulls out another chunk
Just shave your head you numpty
You now remember Dream Team.
>>64205328
feel sorry for steve t bh
he seems so nice but is doomed to fail at Newcastle because ashley is a cunt
>>64205357
so bad it was good
>>64205332
Alli has started as a CM then moved up in the game for awhile now, with Dembele starting in the AM band then switching with Alli. There's almost mini squads of interchanging within the lineup (Dier/Alderweireld, Alli/Dembele, Kane/Lamela/Eriksen/Son, etc.) that will switch positioning as players go forward rather than being static
Why play Cissé? Ayoze does everything Cissé does (shooting) but he does it better and can do so much more (pass, dribble, control the ball better than a 6 year old, stay onside)
>>64205357
I remember dream team full kit wankers
>>64205343
Of course it's gonna be comfy, it's a Spurs thread
>>64205389
I know.
This thread is in dire need of more Cisse memes
>>64205386
I always used to see them filming at the Den.
CHANCEL MBEMBA
WOAAHHHH
HE'S A CLASS DEFENDER
HE NEVER GIVES THE BALL AWAAAYYY
How tall is Dier?
Reminds of the white orc
Newcastle fans are fun
Tottenham and Everton are making me fear England a lot more at the Euro.
1-0 win for the Toon
>>64205467
6'2" according to wiki
Kane's going to bully Coloccini lads
>>64205467
188cm
>>64205479
Dont kid yourself into actually thinking we're contenders
>tfw i made the ironic celebratory english euro 2016 thread
>>64205467
1.88
Those are some nice kits
>>64205467
He reminds me of Frankensteins monster tbqh
who /kane/ here
>>64205467
About 19 hands
>>64205467
190cm
>got food and drink
>laying in bed
>laptop keeping me warm
>funpost extraordinaire
>EBHK gonna score
we /comfy/ now
>>64205479
Just remember that their manager is Roy Hogson.
>>64205486
Looks taller but he was standing beside Carroll who looks small
it used to be that if lamela got the ball you were just expecting him to get tackled or pass to nobody
now i expect something to happen. glad we stuck by him :3
Really uncomfortable with Spurs being good atm
When are they going to collapse
>>64205523
>tfw my munchie box hasn't arrived yet
also quads
>>64205523
Me lad how do you even get that fucking ace player to work
>>64205523
>no auto update
Gonna make a pot noodle, tell them not to score please.
>>64205554
Never.
>>64205546
>glad we stuck by him :3
Spurs would have sold him to Marseille if West Brom had agreed to sell Berahino. Thank christ they didn't
We're the armchair, we're the armchair, we're the armchair
Tott
en
ham
>cisse
hahahahah
>Cisse
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are tottenham so shit bros
>Cisse
ffs Cisse what were you doing
Can we please get rid of Cisse already ?
PIECE OF SHISSÉ
>>64205555
noice
>>64205556
install it, paste link
>>64205560
>auto update
>ever
Nice defending
>>64205523
Newcastle win 2-3
got a burger and some roasted chestnuts from the victorian market in Shields lads
>mfw I have to go out 20 mins before the end
please newcastle if you're going to get BTFO do it quickly
I can't handle another tense match like bournemouth or liverpoo
>Should be 1-0
The Chinese kid down the hall who leaves every weekend left his fucking alarm on. Again. So now it's going to be going off for a fucking hour and nobody can do anything to stop it.
The yids. The yids. We're gonna gas the yids
>>64205530
Thank you mate, I feel much better now
Cisse is a fucking retarded nigger sandnigger.
>>64205607
How did you time travel? Victorian times was over 100 years ago you dickhead
>>64205607
Where the hell is Sheilds.
>>64205620
Gas the arse, top 4 now.
>>64205607
>roasted chestnuts
GOAT
>>64205600
Fair enough, will try that again, hopefully i wont keep getting error messages.
I miss old YES and Bloodzeed sopcast channels.
WHO HERE /STILLINBED/
Remind me /sp/
When was the last time Tottenscum won the league?
When was the last time Tottenscum won a trophy that wasn't a sour milk cup?
Which club has won the league the most times at WHL?
>>64205636
some grim northern shithole
>danny rose
what even was that
>Cisse had a fiver on Spurs
Newcastle will get a devilish win
Based Toby diagonals
dubs and Tottenham win
>>64205660
He was doing his best Townsend impression
>tfw Spurs are big enough to have fans fans in the match thread for a bit of banter but not big enough for the thread to be full of shitposters
>>64205666
thank you satan
>>64205652
had to get up for a piss, but i'm back in business
>>64205657
1961
1991
Arsenal
>yidshits
>>64205677
fucking based. Shitposters will come flooding if we concede though
>>64205636
just across the river from South Shields
>>64205652
heading there now
yawning my face off
>>64205677
They actually watch the game
Wouldn't want a bang from Dier 2bh, big lad.
EVERYWHERE WE GO
EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOO
ITS THE TOTTENHAM BOYS MAKIN ALL THE NOISE EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOO
Double double double
Sol Campbell has won the double
and the shite down the lane
have won fuck all again
Sol Campbell has won the double
>>64205705
I LOOOVEE ERRRIIIIC DIER
ERIC DIIER LOOOVES MEEEEEE
>>64205622
Sterling--Rooney--Sturridge
---------------Kane----------------
is the best attacking 4 in Europe
>>64205677
I watch Spurs every week primarily for these threads, they are maximum comfy
>alli's touches today
wtf is he doing. does he want to be the next jenas?
>>64205715
>Implying Sturridge will ever be fit enough to complete 90 minutes again
will ali play in the final of euro 2016 lads? i reckon he'll have banged a few in throughout the tournament and earned his place by the time we win it
>>64205714
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH-REEEEEEEEK........
SEN SEN SEN
HE'S OUR NUMBER 23
>it's an alderweireld diagonal pass
>>64205703
UUUU
ADAM JOHNSON
PEDOPHILE
HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
TAKES THEM TO THE STADIUM OF LIGHT
TO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
>>64205715
>Rooney
Will anyone ever accept that he's past it
>>64205745
>came to play for
>kek avb
ffs rose eriksen would have been in
>>64205715
Alli for Rooney
>>64205652
here t.b.h
who /ontheirphone/ here?
they are like little computers lads I don't appreciate how much my life has changed
>>64205715
>rppmney
>not based Vardy
>>64205750
>PEDOPHILE
fuck off yank
>>64205747
who's the qt in the webum
>>64205715
I would fear
----------------Alli----Dier
Sterling---------------------Barkley
-------------Vardy--Kane
a lot more
>>64205745
HE'S GOT A MASSIVE COCK HE HAS
THE JAN, THE JAN
HE TUCKS IT IN HIS FOOTBALL SOCKS
THE JAN, THE JAN
HE SHAGGED HIS BIRD AND NOW SHE'S DEAD
HE WAVES HIS COCK ABOVE HIS HEAD
JAN VERTONGHEN
TOTTENHAM SUPERMAN
>>64205750
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON
YOU'RE GETTING DONE FOR NONCING
COS' YOU'RE A PAEDOOOOOOPHILE
YES YOU'RE A PADOOOOOOOPHILE
SO,
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON
DANNY PLEAAAAASE
i was dubious about signing toby, if he was good enough why wouldnt atletico keep him?
but he's been based. top top signing.
>Be absolute shit all year
>Up your game 200% when playing against Liverpool
Fucking geordies
>>64205771
Lallana--Ali--Oxlade
----------Vardy---------
as a back-up 4 are the second best attacking 4 in Europe
>>64205811
>Lallana
>>64205800
>le can't keep anyone club
>keeping anyone
>>64205809
>palace as your bogey team
Harsh
>>64205826
yeah but they didn't even want to keep him, they just let him go
Cissé is still on the pitch, pls explain
>>64205791
Something vayntrub I think
Amazing rack
>>64205750
>>64205796
>15 years old
>pedophile
>>64205809
>beaten by Palace and Newcastle
The Pardew ghost haunting Liverpool forever
>20 mins in
>0-0 again Newcastle
>>64205799
>Danny 'le one goal against arsenal man' Rose
>>64205794
IN OUT
IN OUT
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU DO THE DELE ALLI AND TURN AROUND AND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
KNEES BENT ARMS STRETCHED RA RA RA
>>64205852
Milana Vayntrub apparently
Thanks friend, she's very pleasant to look at
>>64205853
groomed her for 2 years mate
Fuck off Walker
>>64205869
scored against chelsea too tbf
>It's a Tottenham hoof it episode
>>64205853
reported to the kangaroo patrol
>>64205869
>Danny 'le weaker link of the best fullback duo in the Prem, but still quite good would say he'd be atop if he learned how to pass 2bh' Rose
>>64205871
best jewfu
>>64205898
>the best fullback duo in the Prem
>Rose and Walker
Moreno and Clyne are both better desu
>>64205898
Rose>Walker
>hoof the ball and clatter into people while Eriksen bails out with free kicks
>hurr durr Pornochina is such a god
>>64205899
That's Winona m8, but Milana is top 5.
>tom "le do nothing ever" carroll
>>64205898
fuck me they actually are aren't they?
Pochettino is a magician
Hope he's dead the hideous yid wog
>Kyle Beyblade
I'm dating some girl from WoW that lives in Newcastle upon Tyne.
What should I expect?
>Spurs commit to tackles
>Always come out worse
Is this team paper-skinned? Toon don't even flinch.
>>64205898
>sometimes you remember ekotto
>>64205940
>that stream of nonsense
>gook bandwagoners filming the game on an ipad
Disgusting
>>64205986
She's been fingered in Exhibition park more times than you've shot up a school
>>64205986
>from WoW
>Korean tourist fans
>travel thousands of miles just to watch one of your own sit on the bench
mental
>>64205986
>having an online "girlfriend"
SmH
>Cisse still has a job
>>64206014
So many more asians at the Lane this season and they stand up consistently and exclusively when Son is on the ball
>>64206041
>having no gf
;_;
>>64206041
>having an offline girlfriend
fucking eriksen can't take a free kick to save his life unless it's a shot
>>64205986
>I'm dating some girl from WoW
What's your combined weight?
>>64205986
obese lad with a ginger beard
>>64206068
>tfw I'm exactly the same irl
>papiss cisse is a "professional" footballer who is unironically paid money to play football in the top division of the English game
>brown lad doing his best jagsguy impression
>>64205852
>>64205871
>>64205879
>>64205899
>mfw she retweeted something about santa claus being a person of colour
For someone with such insane direct free kick talent, Eriksen is really fucking shit at passing from a free kick, through balls and corners
>>64205916
troll harder desu
>>64205923
I wouldn't necessarily argue against that, but I think this season Walker has been one of the best Spurs players, even though the same applies to Rose, Walker is higher in my list. Rose is a defensive juggernaut, and when he's ON in the third, the team has a whole different dynamic, but it doesn't happen consistently enough. As with Walker, you can always count on him to give furious support on attacks, but he's a bit behind Rose in terms of defending.
Summarizing
Rose Def > Walker D
Walker Att >> Rose Att
But both are very good and quite young, so I feel very fortunate for being able to support them both
>>64205986
>from WoW
Why are you doing that to yourself?
How many shots >we had lads?
>30min
>>64206073
>>64205986
>>64206031
>>64206103
only blacks move that fast m8
>>64206103
She's a jew, what do you expect?
>>64206106
Why not have both good attacking and defending by just putting Davies on?
>De Jong
McClaren's pulling at straws now like
>tfw you realise that Newcastle doesn't have a single meme player
>>64206126
4 I think.
No real ccc though
onomah, njie and son all unironically look more dangerous than eriksen
>>64206156
ayy
goal now pls
>>64206156
>who is Ayyoze Perez
Toby is so fucking based
>>64206156
>ayyoze
>>64206152
this tbqh
>>64205898
Monreal and Bellerin
>>64206184
'No'
>>64206152
lel senpai
>>64206156
Collocini for a start
>>64206156
Ayoze, Mitro, Exploding lungs, le nobody knows his age, Anita the manlet, Cisse etc.
>tfw eating cheese on toast with a dash of worcestershire sauce
>ties shoe for 3 minutes
>>64206164
I dunno, gooks tend not to mug people like niggers
>>64206138
Mein gott.
>it's a simon mignolet comes out on a corner episode
Is the Ryan Mason meme over?
>flopp
>>64206242
He should never have been a meme in the first place. I think I'm the only Spurs fan hat never liked Mason
>>64206242
It never begun
>>64205986
>you now remember waiting at the summoning stone for deadmines for some slag
smdh tbqh
A decent cross for once
>>64206242
Better than Carrol desu
Neither is better than Dele or Dier or Moussa or Nabil
Fuck me why can't I hold all these goat young cm
>>64206230
> not half fat red leicester with cracked black pepper and HP Sauce
>>64206288
>Now you are thinking about Tainio and Jenas
My birthday was yesterday lads, got a Kane shirt
I've been following spurs for about 5 years now, since I started watching divegrass
>comfy posting
>fat Jewish tits
I can live with this thread.
we're gonna lose this aren't we
it's gonna be one of those games. the unbeaten run is ended at home by newcastle. when we had the chance to go 4th
can just see it
>>64206301
it was red leicester tbf (mixed with gruyere)
>>64206271
Way too thick
>spurs are shit
t-everyone
>>64206138
Prefer to think of her as a Soviet that's been burgerized to be a whore
Oh and Jesus wasnt white
>Elliot
BASED
holy fucking shit Lamela that would have been beautiful
>>64205791
>not knowing milana
Do you even /sp/
>>64206271
that dress makes her look a bit too fat 2bh
>>64206324
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
WHY do we let eriksen take the corners ffs
Friendly reminder that Papiss Cisse gets paid tens of thousands of pounds per week for pretending to be a footballer.
Alli is such a size babby. He'll be a "remember him?" in less than a year
IRELAND'S BRAVE ROB ELLIOT
>>64206324
>we're
>we
>we
>>64206309
My favorite is Fryers and Naughton because they actually continued having consistent pt and it would just blow my mind
Incredibly shit, like Pará level SHIT
>>64206322
>fat Jewish tits
only reason to live 2bh
>>64206330
low test pls go
>>64206374
He will be England captain in a few years. Cap this post
>>64206324
>we
You're posting on 4chan when the club you support is playing. Shut the fuck up you fat plastic yid
>>64206367
Papiss Cissé will earn over £500 over the course of this 105 minute match (including half-time)
>It's a Spurs draw 0-0 episode
OH FUCK OFF ROB ELLIOTT
LET LAMELA SCORE
tottenham and newcastle, threads don't get much more comfy than this
>LAMEla
>this fucking scrub keeper being good
>>64206363
>you
DIER WOLF
FUCK FUXK FUXK THIS SHIT
FINALLY
D I E R
I
E
R
BASED FUCKING DIERRRRRR
WELL DESERVED
HOLY SHIT A GOOD ERIKSEN CORNER
DIEEEEEEER WOLF NIGGERS
ERIKSEN 1/30 DELIVERS INSANE CORNERS DESU
THE PORTUGESE ROY KEANE
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>Anita on the post
are you fuckin silly m8
Eric the White!
Fucking finally
>TFW it should be 1-1
DIER
DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER DIER
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>>64206448
made me look a right fanny there tbf
KING ERIC
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>eriksen assist from corner
>>64206413
>) u(
>>64206456
He's actually really upped his corners this season
>>64206509
Second in the season
wtf
>Ayoze and Mitrovic get dropped for underperforming
>Fabricio Coloccini could LITERALLY pick the ball up with his hands, throw it into his own net and still start as captain next week
>>64206529
The moment he picks the ball up it would be a foul to be honest
>>64206529
Only time Ayoze has underperformed is when he was stuck on the wing in that shite 4 5 1
OH WHEN THE
I too was preparing a "spurs & corners" post
If you could fuse two players from Spurs to create a world class one, who would you choose?
danny pls
fuuuuuaarrkkkkk
should be two goddamnit danny
>>64206565
MEMES
FUCKING RIP IT ROSE GODDDDDD
FUCK
>the principality of danny rose
HOW TO SHOOT ROSE
How do you pronounce "Kane"
>>64206583
>>64206584
how did this happen?
Everyone playing for the Spurs are so average it hurts.
If Danny Rose was a hairdryer he'd be Danny Blows
>gets paid to kick a ball
>can't kick a ball
>rose
>>64206609
car-nay
>>64206565
SPURSSSSS GOES MARCHING IN
>>64206579
Probably some unknown youngsters, most of them are already world class. (you)
>>64206616
Go back to /arse/
>>64206609
kanye
>>64206565
JEWS STEAL SOMEONE'S CHANT
>>64206579
Eriksen and Jan
"Owen the Spurs go machining"
What do they mean by this chant?
>>64206643
Better than creating gabber style tbqh
>>64206643
OH I WANT TO BE IN THAT CHAMBER
WHEN THE GAS COMES SEEPING IN
if only we could just play 11 aldeweirelds
win the league for sure
GET RID OF CISSÉ AND DE JONG YOU BALDY WANKER
>dier straits
It's half time lads, post the last album you listened to.
GO OH BRAVE WEST BROM
Remember the last time going in 1-0 at half time against Newcastle
>>64206733
>>64206643
>British support "culture"
It's basically 20 teams singing the same 3-5 chants with different team names. Tbh even MLS has better fans.
>>64206733
Icona Pop - Icona Pop
desu senpai
>usb on the sockets
I should get this.
>Anita and Colback midfield partnership
>>64206742
this was back when we were >spurs
now we're SPURS :D
no worries lad
>>64206733
I'm not a hipster I swear
>>64206805
Man, fuck Djokovic.
>>64206733
American Water by Silver Jews
Bretty good, was surprised when I heard Stephen Malkmus singing
>Our friends at Opta have a few stats for you to consume with your half-time brew. It was Tottenham's 10th goal from a set piece this season, the most in the Premier League. Christian Eriksen now has six assists, only Gerard Deulofeu (7) and Mesut Ozil (13) have more.
noice
we used to be shite from set pieces
>>64206805
>>64206812
based Roscoe
>>64206810
I hope so
>>64206733
Its my boyfriend's favourite album
Post your best Sholas
>moyes
Nice
>>>MOYES
>>64206862
Bad news love, your bf is gay, oh, wait.
>moyes
>>64206846
>dat Hills Of Mexico
>>64206891
F L A G
>>64206889
>>64206890
>>64206891
>>64206897
what did he do now?
>>64206941
exist
>>64206103
Well santa claus is a turkish immigrant living in finland tbf
>>64206941
>>64206945
he's a pundit on our tv for this game
>>64206941
Said he should have got the Newcastle job
>>64206889
I miss school trips
>>64206952
this AHAHAH
>>64205715
Sterling--Rooney--Sturridge
>Pick none.
>>64206968
how about these trips?
>there is an alternate time line where Moyes stayed at Everton
Where are they in the league and why is there world peace?
>>64206985
Looking for these
Niger
>>64207000
checked
>>64207000
wew lad
>Souness criticising Uniteds defence
>the man that played Babayaro, Carr, Boumsong and Bramble as a back four
>>64206994
top of the Championship
>>64207000
wew lad
>>64207000
absolute madman
Who's this bitch with Stevie?
>>64207000
thanks Niger
>>64207000
kek
>>64207020
Souness really shouldn't be on tv
Lads, when will >we not be shit again?
i like that playing in europe mostly hasn't affected out league games this season. only the chelsea game where we looked tired and they literally flew from azerbaijan so fair enough that time
>>64207000
The capital of Niger is Niamey
>>64207084
never desu
>>64207080
>>64207020
you now remember that Graeme Souness unironically played Shola Ameobi as a Right Winger
Noice footwork.
>>64207099
The last 30 minutes or so of arsenal also
Its later in the session it will be an issue though
Erik yes
>those Koreans again
Strange folk
how has anita not been booked yet
Would you Spursfags please return Eric Dier back to us?
We miss him
Eriksen range lads.
>>64207133
I remember he signed Ali Dia
>tfw no sunday roast
>wish i had a jewess to make me whatever jews eat
>might get a takeaway
What you lads got for dinner?
>>64207174
nah m8 he's our eric dier now
what did you mugs sell him for again like 1m?
>>64207193
Is gonna be takeaway of some kind
Kebab maybe
>cisse
kane having one of those games where he looks like a league 2 player
>>64207174
Thats what you get for signing that treaty in the crusades m8
How does Cisse prove himself to be worthy of being on the pitch? Ever.
I don't even know what to say about cisse
>>64207224
Time to have him put down
>carroll passes to nobody
>literally every single time
>gay Tottenham flag
I'd make it my mission to get that spot first if I were a Yid, a nice Star of David would do.
>>64207193
Roast pork, want me to post it?
Sorry allah
>>64207209
>nah m8 he's our eric dier now
t-t-take good care of him now
>what did you mugs sell him for again like 1m?
I think his contract was near its end
>>64207303
I thought a chicken was just fine tbqh
>>64207296
He's clearly under pressure.
>You hear "De Jong" after 40 minutes
>>64207360
nice banter
Sometimes I like to dream that Cisse is still as good as he used to be during his meme season
Newcastle fan here. I know our club is absolutely pathetic but watching spurs playing is like watching paint dry fucking hell. Some great players but jesus what a borefest
>>64207303
During MLS matches there's almost always at least one person in the crowd flying a rainbow flag. Especially during matches in Portland or Seattle.
lack of quality in the second half desu
matter of time before they equalise unless they get their shit together
>it's a newcastle's back four look for a lob pass forward to no-one kind of game. again.
Just bring on Mitrovic for Cissé you eternal pleb
Mitrovic would have scored that.
>>64207414
it's not typical tbf, we're usually good to watch
this game has bee shite from both of us though absolutely
score you fucking mongs
>Carroll
Why?
>>64207530
fair play lad, just wish yous played with the flare you're capable of, this is robotically dull today.
>not taking Cisse off
McLaren is the problem.
why
>>64207193
Spaghetti bolagnese.
>>64207555
because he scored a meme goal in the europa league
he's not good enough for the PL though. didn't even get into the swansea team when we sent him on loan
>>64207581
me too, believe that. this hame is making me nervous because we're capable of so much better. not really sure why it isn't happening today considering poch rested most of them against monaco
just smashed a tenner on big harry kane to score next, what do we think lads?
>>64207621
HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN.
>>64207650
It's TWENTY FIFTEEN
son for carroll
good decision.
>>64207644
hope it comes off for you lad.
>Heun Song Min
nice try Townsend
>>64207678
About fockin time
>>64207650
awful jewess speak, still want to impregnate her
>>64207641
Bringing son on should bring a shift about your play, I like the guy and am now nervous you'll get 1 or 2 more possibly
>tfw cisse STILL hasn't been brought off
>Eriksen's face after he missed the fk
somebody please screencap and post that
dubs and the game ends 1:1
Tom Carroll's a twink 2bh
Tottenham is the EPL's Atlético Madrid.
>>64207717
It was just a standard "naah" expression
71 minutes too late
They can't hold the ball without Mousa
>>64207724
dubs and 3-0
>>64207745
nah, atletico wins trophies
we only come close sometimes
>>64207745
>implying spurs win things
>>64207774
holy shit m8
>>64207745
What does that mean?
>>64207774
There's a girl where I work who looks a lot like that.
Less cute though.
FUCK SAKE I KNEW IT
CUNTING SPURS
>>64207768
Mitrovic is great at holding up the ball; he should have started he's exactly what is needed for this game where you're up against it
FUCKING MITROVIC GET INNNN
MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC MITROVIC
YES MITRO
>ITS OUR YEAR LADS, ARSENAL ARE FINISHED
THE FUCKING DELUSION. LITERALLY EVERY YEAR
MITRROOOOOOVICCCC
>losing
>at home
oh and
>to Newcastle
>>64207832
Talking about Dembélé
How surprising.
MITROGOAL
>>64207810
>Spuds
>Liverkek
Christ, the absolute state of this league.
>SIX INCH BLOOTER
Spurs are only relevant because they are a """"London"""" club.
>le cheeky serbian man
>totten ham
>>64207810
The club that is perennially right behind the league juggernauts
>LIVERSHIT
who else happy for True Geordie here?
are we, dare i say it, not going down?
Relegation-quality team: The goal
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>
>
>
>
Saw that coming a mile off.
It's no good dominating and creating chances if you can't convert them
>>64206820
good taste
>>64207865
Losing?
>>64207865
>losing
GEORDIES SHOULD BE WINNING
GEORDIES SHOULD BE WINNING
GEORDIES SHOULD BE WINNING
Eriksen has been shit
BASED MITROVIC HATTRICK INCOMING
>>64207912
we haven't even created anything in the second half
>>64207900
True Geordie is the only reason I watch Newcastle games and root for them to fail
NA NA NANANANA
NANANA
GEORDIES
>>64207935
yep. onomah would have been more effective. although eriksen did take the corner we scored from so idk
>>64207900
>tfw Man Utd fan
It brings me ecstasy to see him miserable
does no one want to challenge us for 4th?
>>64207935
Pretty great in the first 25 minutes then slowly fade away
>>64207967
does his drinking offend you?
Is Jurgen Klopp the worst manager in Liverplop's history?
>>64207983
what the fuck am i looking at? van brodge?
>>64207985
Thats how he plays, either that or shit for 65 minutes and plays for the last 25.
SISSOKO YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ALL YOU CAN DO IS RUN
Literally giving the title to Arsenal
NEVER put a Spurs win as part of your fucking accumulator as I've just found out to my dismay. Fucking shit bottling cunts.
>celebrating a West Brom goal
>in a Tot'n'ham v NooKastel thread
why are ABLs this desperate?
Should never have sold soldado
Is this the first time this season Newcastle have picked up back-to-back points?
>Booking for trying to score
>English refereeing
>yellow card for shooting
m8s, I sense a Kane goal in the next 5 minutes.
Why the hell does Ayoze get booked for that?
why do all our players keep trying such weak through balls through multiple players
never gonna fucking work
>>64208115
refball
Tottendraw hotdraw
>>64208115
>>64208092
>>64208076
Because he clearly willingly let his foot go on Vert's ankle?
SISSOKO I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING UNSKILLED FUCKING NIGGER RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING SON WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT
REMOVE SON
>>64208145
>it's a Frenchman wants a 0-0 episode
typical
>>64208145
He tried to shoot, Vert tried to tackle - it's a game of chicken, mate.
Son I am disappointed
Is the sun in Sons eyes mates?
>>64208171
SON, I AM DISAPPOINT
>>64208145
Fair play tbf
>>64208145
He was trying to shoot you colossal faggot
Are Liechester going to beat Chelsea?
Oh look, another draw when we should have won.
What's that, like 5 times this season?
>>64208230
The ball was 2 meters away from him when he touched Vert.
Wait, is this the same team that apparently is going to be putting Arsenal in their shadow?
Thank fuck Chadli finally got rid of that shitty ponytail.
>>64208255
Aye, it's a shame. The Toon should be higher up the table.
>>64208251
dubs no
singles yes
trips cheeky draw
You people do realise you can commit a foul even if you had honourable intentions right?
Just because he was trying to shoot doesn't mean he didn't foul. His touch was too heavy, Vertonghen was always gonna get there first and he's just clattered into Vertonghen hard.
That's a foul and a yellow without question. He was never going to get there it's reckless.
>>64208251
No way, Mou will park an ultra bus and hold a 0-0.
>Tottenham "throw the ball away by trying to do a cheeky cute through ball" Hotspur
I love Dele Alli
>serbia
>white
Mitrovic is literally a 14 year old from Donny
>>64208348
Gay
>>64208348
He's a cheeky cunt i'll give him that m8
MEAT DRAW
MEAT DRAW
MEAT DRAW
>>64208378
>not being gay for Dele Alli
faggot
Wow, that was a shot worth taking Dele.
FUCKING HELL
are we seriously not gonna get 3 points at home to newcastle
UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mitrobitch
offside desu
Has Cisse infected Mitrovic?
>Mitrovic
Fuuuu
The one time we're offside and not called up on it, he misses a sitter
>>64208483
BEHIND THE BALL
E
H
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N
D
T
H
E
B
A
L
L
Would you lick a girls butthole lads?
>>64208511
already have lad
>>64208511
if it was my gfs and it was clean, yes
>>64208511
No girl would let me 2bh
what a wasted opportunity once again
fucking spurs
>>64208511
Did earlier today m8. was good
>>64208511
I did it once, was okay but got shit on my nose and could smell it all day
>>64208511
No, don't see what's sexy about intestines or feces
>>64208511
No, that's disgusting
Based
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ
>>64208511
no gf for that tbqh lad
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What a disgusting second half.
I hope they will learn from that.
fucking disgrace
fuck you spurs.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
What can I say, Newcastle have always been a bigger club than us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF SPUDS
Would you lick this butthole lads?
>the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham v>the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham >the city of Tottenham
AYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZEAYOZE
AYY AYY AYY AYYOZE
PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED JUICE
>YIDS
THANK YOU BASED SPAIN
>>64208511
after she has got out of the bath, yes
>SPUDS
>SHITTENHAM HOTSHIT
OH WOW
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
BASED FUCKING AYOZE
remember when it was Tottenham's time to overtake Arsenal again, with players and media ushering in a new era ?
Yeah me neither :D
>lemme just drop this gif lads
What a time to be alive
some consolation for the spuds
Chelsea are below Newcastle for now
GET FUCKED SPUDS
GET BACK IN THAT FUCKING SHADOW
WELL DONE GEORDIES
>up above Chelsea
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
HAPPY HANUKKAH YIDS
Well deserved.
Newcastle dominated the second half.
HE COMES FROM TENERIFE
HE'S BLACK BUT HE'S NOT A THIEF
AYOOOOO-ZEEEEE
OHOHOH
AYOZOOOZEEEEE
A GOAL AND A ASSIST, MITROVIC IS UNSTOPPABLE
>Spuds
gonna go and kill myself now
fuck this
>>64208610
Lovely
Of course we'd lost our streak to fucking Newcastle
Typical fucking Spurs
Nothing changes
>the mighty spurs
See you later lads. Ban soon.
meanwhile the scouse have equalized
Spurs will always let you down
>>64208716
BASED
Even managed to show his hothead side but not get booked, he's finally arrived
>tfw put a cheeky quid on the lads today at 8/1 odds
>>64207865
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
>Sp*rs
>>64208760
Spurs only became relevant in the late 2000s though lel
>>64208802
I fucked up at the time.
But I'm so glad it turned out correct.
At least Chelsea are lower in the table.
Fuck me that was shit. Was a good run lads. But the meme is over.
606 thread:
>>64208842
>>64208842
>>64208842
>>64208842
>>64208838
>being this underage
>Newcastle are now 14th
>Chelse 2 points above the bottom three with worse goal difference than Norwich and Swansea
HOWAY
>>64208868
The only thing that can make me happy now is seeing this girl's butthole. I'll text her.
>>64208920
15th lad, seeing as Mememouth beat manure, just need Leicester to knock 3 past chelsea now
>>64207967
>>64207982
better luck next week, friends
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