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Movement
Precision
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That's all you need. That's it.
I hope I dream about Joanna tonight.
>>64200551
>Wanting to see extended clinching in a sport where nothing happens in the clinch
How hard is Dee getting pounded right now?
WHO THE FUCK IS FEDOR FIGHTING FUCKING TELL ME YOU FUCKING FUCKS
If you blinked and missed it.
>MCGOAT
>>64200582
some Thai can apparently
Dana White OFFICIALLY off SUICIDE WATCH
Let's do it this time okay? Let's do it. Let's not back out
December 12th. I'll be there. I don't tink he'll show up but I'm going to be there.
Did anybody else cringe for weidman when his dad grabbed the mic and was like 'HE'S NOT MY SON!'
I'm fucking exhausted bois, so I'm going to call it a night here. Likely won't be shitposting on /heem/ until after christmas so have a good one.
can't fucking wait until 2016
>>64200587
what was that little spic saying to the GOAT?
>>64200551
>jabclinch
no thanks
>>64200596
K thnx ttyl keep me posters
>>64200599
>'HE'S NOT MY SON!'
are you retarded?
Will Aldo fight again?
>>64200599
He said "HES STILL MY SON"
but it was cringey af either way
Obviously hes still your son. The fact that its even a question as if you need to address hes still your son shows how stupid and shitty his dad is. the fact that he said it as if he was "being a good dad" by saying that is sad.
>let's wait for Dos Anjos-Cerrone fight
>that fight could be a close war, which means more rematches
>meanwhile, Edgar would be a challenging fight for Connor, arguably more style wise compared to either LW guy who ends up with the strap
Joe Silva pls
>>64200605
>taking rotten bait this easily
are you retarded?
>>64200596
>>64200582
http://www.sherdog.com/events/Rizin-FF-Rizin-Fighting-Federation-2-48359
No one confirmed yet.
>>64200601
I don't I am not Mcgregor.
>sadly
But I bet he doesn't know either since how loud it was.
>>64200605
Some weak ass meta-tier bait t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
>>64200609
He jumped off the MGM after the fight
>>64200610
Just claiming him for taxes like your parents claim you, little fella
>>64200599
>HE'S NOT MY SON!'
>>64200610
Did you not grow up with a loving father or something? Holy shit I've never seen so much projection in one post since my Myspace days reading the profiles of emo girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJeXMfpaxU
Dillashit confirmed shook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJeXMfpaxU
>>64200584
>the city of Brazil
>>64200625
Kek
>>64200620
How long did the fall take?
>>64200613
>joe silva
Conor could literally say if I don't get to fight Jon Jones at Croke Park or I will leave to bellator they will give him the fight.
>>64200616
>>64200619
>Say something retarded
>i-i-it was bait
What exactly was bait worthy about it?
>>64200629
delete this post
>>64200625
Daddy wasn't there
To take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there.
:(
>HE'S STILL NOT MY SON!
>>64200625
Was Chad's pops so much of shit father that he needed to tell millions around the world that his son was his son?
>>64200599
>implying you wouldn't also disown Weidman for getting exposed the first time he fights an opponent who isn't a 40 year old brazilian
I'm just surprised he didn't try to adopt Luke on the spot
>>64200636
IN
JUST
>>64200641
i'll delete your chin
>>64200629
Fookin snake in dee grass. His time will come but he needs to get his numbers up.
you are now aware we will NEVER EVER see mcgregor fight nick diaz at catchweight
>>64200625
>2005 not befriending said emo girls to pound on some weekend getaway on myspace
>>64200640
>trying this hard
>>64200647
Did you get triggered by someone's dad showing love to their son after a loss, and realize your dad will never care for you that much?
>>64200653
strong words
Don't remember the last time I've been this upset from a fighter losing. Chris has just crushed me.
Chuck getting KOd by Rampage and Lesnar losing to Reem come to mind.
>>64200664
My dad isn't an attention whore though :^).
>post your face after UFC 194 actually happened
How do you feel like it went overall?
>>64200584
>lead hand low
>staying outside
he expected aggressive Conor
>You now remember that this piece of shit nigger referee destroyed Weidman's chin
>>64200639
while that's true, it would be shitty to put the belt on hold, while frankie and mcgregor didn't take any damage from their fight, they could fight 3 months from now on
>>64200670
Your dad is ashamed to announce to the world that you're his son.
>>64200652
>>64200653
>>64200665
I expected more jubilance in your shitposting tβh lads
>>64200675
Herb needs to go.
>>64200680
>projecting this hard
lmao Anonymous.
>>64200675
and people thought weidman was a threat to jones
fucking ayy lmao
>Rousey gets an immediate rematch
>Jose does not
Anyone else triggered by the blatant sexism in the UFC
>>64200575
Mate the entire Joshua vs Whyte card yesterday was incredible. This shit show was an utter joke I regret staying up for.
>>64200672
He also expected to exceed 13 fucking seconds.
>>64200675
imagine what jacare or romero wouldve done to him
https://youtu.be/nG_Nwp0wZc0?t=59
>Conner v Aldo
>>64200675
>"don't get me wrong I think Herb Dean is one of the best ref's in the business. I just think he wasn't that good tonight"
Literally what someone says after every UFC event. When does he demonstrate that he's a good ref? Because I see nothing but shit.
>>64200675
shit was insane, rockhold is just beating his face into a pulp
>>64200689
>rousey only draw at wmma
>jose barely outdraws DJ
yeah its sexism
>>64200689
Rousey = money
Aldo = hue
Do the math.
>>64200700
The Mir-Sylvia call is amazing and he deserves all the credit in the world for it but Herb is so overrated it hurts.
>>64200685
>Accusing me of projecting when he went on a rant about Chris' dad
Heuheuheu tbqh reading your post reminded me of a girl I dated who had some severe daddy issues. Whenever she saw someone else's dad being an actual father she'd go into
little mini rants like yours.
/blog post
No need to be so bitter pham.
>in b4 you reply
>>64200689
Tbf there's no depth in women's divisions. None of them deserve a shot at Holly except Ronda.
>>64200700
you don't think he's the best ref in the biz? are you some kind of racist?
>>64200698
So many BTFOed champs in such a short period. Crazy shit.
>>64200710
allofmycringe.jpg
keep trying kid
>>64200682
I'm a simple man
All I want is for Joe Riggs to cut his dick off and throw it away
So any HUEbros, how is Brazil handling this?
Rockhold beat the best version of Weidman
Just like Weidman fans declare he beat the best version of Silva.
You don't get to have it both ways. Nothing was off about Weidman, quit looking for excuses and accept your loss.
>>64200720
>allofmycringe.jpg
You've overstayed your welcome /b/tard.
>>64200710
>trying this hard to be cool in /heem/
lol
>tfw can't sleep after an event because I stay pumped
JUST
>>64200724
First 7-1, then Andersen and now this. Poor little buggers.
>>64200734
>Clowning on some punk who has daddy issues is being cool
Triggered?
>>64200739
>Cruz injured
>Frankie robbed
>GSP on holiday
>Jones lifting
not much has changed
>>64200675
you realize he was explicitly told by dana to let the fight go as long as possible.
>>64200748
>defending a loser like Chad
lmao bub
>>64200739
Damn
>>64200723
class
>>64200756
Who the fuck is Chad casual?
>>64200731
keep trying
you might hit a nerve eventually
>>64200748
I was the guy that posted the original comment saying it was unnecessary to say he was still his son. I watched the fight with my dad. When the dad said that we both looked at each other and laughed about "Why the fuck would you say he's still your son".
It's interesting that you talk about projection yet none of its true. If anyone is projecting in this situation it's you.
Nice outdated memes by the way.
>>64200739
Remember when Anderson Silva seemed invincible? Now he'd get destroyed by anyone in the top 5 of his division.
Next week
>Cerrone vs RDA
>Reem vs JDS
>Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
on paper this seems cool, but will probably be extremely boring
Guys, had to convert this.
Save it.
If the ref had not stopped conner after 13 seconds he would have just kept pounding aldos face like rocklhod did to weedman and aldo would have lost in a more brutal and longer way
Aldo
top lel
I literally would have lasted longer than he did
>>64200584
WOW...
Also
>Leading with Straights
>Against Southpaws
>Ever
Deserved it to be honest
>>64200763
The fact that you're still responding shows that you're flustered. Notice that not everyone ITT is responding, just the people who got triggered enough about daddy issues.
>>64200761
The former UFC Middleweight champion, dumbass.
>>64200776
Buffer literally missed the whole thing.
So is Connor actually the real deal? I'm a bit lost here. Was I delusional thinking he wasn't? I'm usually always right on these things. What the fuck.
>>64200584
leads with chin
gets BTFO
who would have thought?
>>64200786
You're literally the only one talking about daddy issues and you will not let it go.
You look retarded.
>>64200792
he meme'd his way to the top
I honestly have no idea what the answer to your question is
>>64200782
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>64200774
Cerrone via KO headkick first round rafeal comes out too fast and gets caught
REEM via tko he gets introuble and throws a hook and then finished JDS
DIAZ via 2nd round tko body head body
Someone cap this
>>64200648
>I predict dese tings
>>64200770
>I watched the fight with my dad.
Sure you did punk. You're the one projecting hard cause someone's dad was trying to cheer up his son who just lost and it ended up coming out embarrassing but wtf would you know eh?
>>64200786
The fact that you're still responding shows that you're flustered.
>>64200774
B A R N C A T
A
R
N
C
A
T
makes his return to UFC.
who was considered the underdog by fans? by las vegas?
>>64200792
Running in with your chin exposed will get you caught. He has good timing and a good eye for distance.
>>64200809
McGregor opened as the favorite but closed as a slight dog.
Most of /heem/ picked Aldo in the predictions
>>64200798
And yet here you are still responding. What exactly about my post struck such a nerve?
>>64200809
aldo was at 2/1 a few days before the fight but the line was pushed to 1.8 in favour of aldo by the start of the fight
>>64200805
I'm stating that it's unnecessary to comment "he's still my son" because obviously he still is. By saying that you allow the idea that because he lost he is not your son anymore but you are addressing a question that nobody asked.
How stupid are you? I bet you're an Aldo fan.
>>64200610
Maybe he should have mentioned to the Chris that slow and sloppy wheel kicks are a stupid fucking idea. I mean, a good dad would say it, wouldn't he?
>>64200584
>mfw big john was the one that heemed aldo
>>64200809
By /heem/ Aldo was 55% to 45% in the picks, by in the strawpoll Aldo was at least 65%
By Vegas Aldo was the underdog, just barely though.
>>64200825
forgot pic
>I know I'll try a spinning back kick
smash your face in with elbows for 2 minutes
>I know I'll run straight at him with some shitty combo in the first 10 seconds
fucking heemed
>>64200809
everyone felt they were pretty even and no one knew who was going to win, it was more of a either wanting to see meme mcgregor get knocked the fuck out, or wanting to see the meme continue if mcpotato wins
>>64200822
>because obviously he still is
No kidding you actual autistic spastic. Are you actually this literal? And he didn't say, he's still my son, he said, "He's still my boy" That's what parents say when they're proud of their kids (something you've probably never heard)
> By saying that you allow the idea that because he lost he is not your son anymore
Are you actually this retarded or has trolling gotten even more elaborate these days?
>>64200700
to be fair these refs get absolutely fucking shit pay, like $1,000/fight, so maybe he was thinking about a Gilligan's Island episode or which bus to take to get to the airport, or something.
>>64200816
You're the one having an emotional reaction. I'm addressing a logical breakdown of why it's inappropriate to say he's still your son and how it's cringey. You're the one going on about daddy issues. You're like the kid that calls everyone gay but is actually gay himself. I'm embarrassed for you.
>>64200836
Nobody cares.
>tfw first full UFC card I watched was UFC 129 (GSP vs Shields)
>first proper memory is of Aldo destroying Hominick causing that massive hematoma
>now getting knocked out in 13 seconds
Ever since then I've watched all his fights and kinda viewed him as unstoppable :(
>>64200832
>this fucking butthurt
lmao
reply and prove me right.
Can we all agree now that Rockhold is the worst Middleweight champion the UFC has ever had? He's a literal frat boy who uses the word "jabroni" to refer to his competition.
>That one casual who hated McGoober and asked if there's a good chance of him being heemed since he missed Ronda
>That fight
>>64200711
There are literally 1½ fighters in women's mma: Holly (1) and Ronda (½).
>>64200846
He's seriously not going to defend the title once.
>>64200841
Aldo fought and clawed his way into history against everyone's wishes, and it's important to remember that as people try to erase that. I'd highly unlikely that anyone can replicate his run.
Man not sure how to feel. Does that really answer who is the better fighter? Connors talk clearly got to Aldo and so he rushed in aggressively and got caught
Anyone think Frankie beats Connor? I think Frankie has the chin and can wrestle fuck Connor
Does anyone have a video of the post match interview that connor had? I'm so pissed i stayed up but asleep after the nelson fight...
>>64200858
>Does that really answer who is the better fighter?
You could argue that for any fight that ends in a flash KO
>>64200846
>>64200855
>The Team engaging in damage control
>>64200836
>being this autistic in a /heem/ thread
haha
>>64200836
How the fuck is a dad trying to cheer up their son
And I know you're a casual cause his dad always says this when Chris wins. He said the same exact thing after he beat Belfort. He always grabs the mic and says, "That's my boy." This time, Chris lost (Chris not Chad faggot) and he said it again.
>Logical breakdown
Haha wow man, there's nothing complex to "break down" here you stupid faggot.
Go back to /b/ with your retardation. I realize we've still got a lot of stragglers lefts. See your stupidity until the next Ronda fight.
im more shocked that chris lost than aldo
>>64200858
>C-Conor isn't that good.. he only beat aldo, mendes and poirer.. u-unproven
>>64200816
>struck a nerve
Why do people say this? It has the tone of a snotty teenager playing COD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXHai7M7oU
Who the guy talking at the start /heem/?
>>64200846
His presser was embarrassing: the wheelkick fail? it wasn't the turning point, I had weidman all the way, there's no way I could have lost, I'm on a different level.
Cringetastic.
>>64200825
>>64200844
CONFIRMED.
>>64200841
I really thought that Conor was going to KO Aldo with that exakt punch.
But I'm still sad. 13 seconds man, that just sucks.
>>64200711
Holmes utterly humiliated her. It was this close to Anderson/Forrest.
Forget immediate, it's questionable if she should get any rematch at all based on this performance.
>>64200879
he fucking destroyed him, Weidman's career is finished
>>64200788
>Chad is now the former UFC Middleweight champion
>>64200792
Nah you're very ignorant when it comes to fighting.
Connor has arguably the best stand up technique in the UFC, he also has the physique to go with it for his weightclass.
There are other fighters with technique as good like John Makdessi but he's too much of a Manlet.
>>64200876
>Why do people use a figure of speech?
Ask non-stupid questions Walter.
>>64200868
It's not like that, lad.
I'm more talking about the fact that Rockhold will get heemed easily be the old guard champs and it's going to be a small title run.
>>64200672
why does a low lead hand help against aggression?
How can the UFC possibly top this event?
UFC 200 will be some lame women's fight. The Weidman/Jones superfight is off.
I seriously think with Conor winning tonight, MMA has peaked.
I feel there is no need to watch MMA again. I suddenly feel empty. After following the sport for 10 years I don't see a reason for me to continue.
>>64200859
I fell asleep during the prelims and thankfully woke up right as Buffer was introducing conor/aldo. DLing the card now to watch weidman/rockhold.
>>64200892
Who's going to heem him?
>>64200879
>it wasn't the turning point, I had weidman all the way,
How is it possible to think that Weidman had won 3 rounds upto that point? Literally how?
>>64200885
Weidman was dominant up until that slip-up. His iron chin was absorbing Luke's punches with no problem, and Luke was gassed. If Chris hadn't thrown the sloppy memekick Luke would have lost by decision or round 5 wrestlefuck.
>>64200886
Dumbass Electrodeball.
>>64200885
I will paypal you 50 bux if kekhold beats the chris in a rematch.
>>64200901
CM Punk debuts
>>64200877
>>64200877
Please respond
>>64200883
I don't disagree with you but come on, what's your suggestion? Meisha "mediocre" Tate gets a shot at Holly despite losing 3 (three) times to Ronda?
>>64200872
he tried a sloppy stupid slow wheel kick and acted as if he didn't care what happened.
got what he deserved, just as aldo did for rushing in with his chin out.
>>64200871
That's not a good way to cheer up the loser. Look at his sons reaction to it. He was cringing himself. Call more people gay, eventually you will find someone that is receptive to it and you will find somewhere you belong.
>>64200846
>He's a literal frat boy who uses the word "jabroni" to refer to his competition.
Pic related.
It's unreal
A guy that has no losses in his division to get KO'd in 13 seconds. By McGregor no less in the most hyped fight of his career. Insane shit
>>64200908
Wouldn't say dominant but he was on the way to winning round 3 before the memekick. Would've been up 29-28 in points heading into the 4th.
>>64200901
its because conor made you think hes some kind of a super hero that cannot be beaten
>>64200901
189 > 194
>>64200792
he's FW rumble
>>64200903
Honestly? Belfort could again, easy. There's also no fucking way Luke could beat Anderson Silva.
The Chris is probably gonna fight a lot smarter and less cocky in a rematch. This will be a short rein, believe me.
>>64200916
check at meatspin.com they have the speakers listed in order of appearance
you're fucking welcome, Kiwi.
>>64200908
I thought it was even up until the wheel kick but even that showed that Weidman wasn't in the fight
A switched on fighter wouldn't make that kind of mistake, he was fucking punished for it too and he looked like a helpless baby once Rockhold had him on the ground
>>64200782
....you're SUPPOSED to lead with straights against a southpaw.
What else are you supposed to lead with?
>I wrestle bro.
>Never taken down once
Oh god not to mention
>10 years undefeated
>13 second love tap to the button
>Literally did not know what the fuck happened
>Huehue's on suicide watch
>3 champs dethroned in least than 2 months
I literally called the aldo fight to my friend, told him either by a lucky shot or freak accident aldo was going to lose.
>He left teamspeak instantly
>>64200891
The point was that it makes you sound like a shit cunt, not how did people come to string the same words together.
>>64200920
No kidding it wasn't an appropriate thing to say cause it was embarrassing but he felt like he still needed to say it so he did.
You're a fucking casual /b/tard who just a few minutes ago was calling Chris, Chad, so I have no idea why I'm even engaging you.
>mfw when I realise the time
>Almost 10am
Need to go to sleep son
>>64200934
Belfort without his Jesus Juice will get peppered and picked apart from range until he quits. Anderson would get ruined by a better striker and grappler who's also way bigger and stronger. Rockhold isn't losing for a while because nobody is better than he is. Strikeforce STAND UP.
>>64200909
Sorry, didn't realize you were trolling him. Cba to follow your autistic conversation
>>64200934
>Luke can't beat old Anderson
Stop this meme, Anderson is my favorite fighter of all time but his chin is over.
The current longest reigning champ is _____
In the last 12 months, X titles have changed hands
>>64200947
Cry more, abo :^)
>>64200950
I'm just going to stay up until 8pm and then crash.
>Conor McGregor is going to own ALL the belts in your lifetime
Prepare your anus
>>64200950
I feel for you UK bros, really shit timezone for live UFC.
>>64200954
Why? Because he lost to Weidman? Fuck off retard.
why didn't Chris learn from Chael?
Meme moves will get you into trouble. Don't get cocky.
Chael was dominating Anderson in the rematch before the meme fist.
Chris was winning the round before the meme kick
Why do people still insist on memeing?
>>64200901
>I seriously think with Conor winning tonight, MMA has peaked.
mfw
you are really an easy sell.
i'll bet you buy stuff from every door-to-door salesman who knocks.
Conor, the peak of mma.
>>64200948
You always state claims with no ability to back them up. You're pretty stupid. That's probably a good reason for why.
>>64200805
This is why this place needs mods sometimes.
You are either immeasurably stupid or a terrible troll for thinking we wouldn't notice your inability to reason your way out of a paperbag.
Saying what he said isn't even remotely suitable to cheer up his son you dumbshit.
>>64200947
Why the fuck should I care what some faggot living on the other side of the planet thinks of what I say? You probably say things I'd find deplorable in your dick sucking Aussie accents.
>>64200675
yeah... he was no longer "intelligently defending" after like 6 seconds of that
>>64200914
why did this make me laugh so much
>He's powerful and he's fast, but _____ beats power, and _____ beats speed
What were they again?
>>64200956
Mighty Moose Johnson!!!
>>64200963
Meme moves are the forbidden fruit. THE FORBIDDEN DANCE.
>>64200965
The only stupid person was the one who went on a mini rant about someone's dad showing them love they've never gotten in their life. Sucks for you but stop projecting your sad childhood to other people.
>>64200901
I want DJ vs Cruz/Dillashaw, McGregor vs Aldo 2 probably.
I actually agree with Rogaine that DJ is P4P best.
>>64200977
His technique is INCREDIBLE
>>64200963
>Chris was winning the round
He was winning the round but he was losing the fight.
>>64200981
The only thing I said was it was inappropriate and didn't need to be said. You then projected your girlfriend onto me and talked about daddy issues for a while. You project while saying I project. You are so stupid you can't even see it.
>>64200969
You're autistic m8
>>64200934
Anderson made his rep fighting in the weakest division in UFC history, fully roided. Now he's got no roids, no chin, and no chance because there's much better competition.
>>64200990
It was 2-1 Chris and the tko came in a round where Chris could have won without the memery.
that feel when GSP will never come back and become the face of UFC again. i hate mcgregor so much
>>64200675
Herb Dean is a good ref. He was giving Chris the benefit of the doubt.
>>64200943
the problem is that he actually lead with noncommittal right hook
>>64200966
>Saying what he said isn't even remotely suitable to cheer up his son you dumbshit.
Then go take it up with him then you stupid faggot, I'm explaining the logic of him saying what he said, not the ramifications behind it. Also the fact that his dad is literally always there for his fights and says the same thing. How stupid are you exactly?
>This is why this place needs mods
Maybe you should go back to your safe space on reddit where you don't get triggered this hard by words on a screen.
>>64201000
If you make any mistakes, you have to pay.
>tfw when you ruin a /heem/ thread with one post
>>64200982
I want to see DJ vs TJ; DJ vs Cruz even now would be an easy wrestling win for Cruz.
I really wish Frankie would take a cheeky drop to 135 and heem the champ at that point.
McGreGOAT vs Aldo 2? Nah, with that ending they should make Aldo fight one man between then and the rematch. Make UFC 200 the McGregor vs Cerrone matchup, since RDA's gonna look like shit with no IVs to mask his megadoping type roid usage.
>>64200951
>mfw the thought of you possibly being serious
>>64201004
iktf
Why can't it just be 2009 again
>>64200996
About as autistic as the online abo grammar police.
>Hurr don't say that it makes you sound bad
So is saying "G'day mate"
Cunt.
>>64201005
>Chris, you can't move your fingers and you have strokes every day from the triple concussion you took against Rockhold; how do you feel?
>I'm just thankful Herb Dean gave me the benefit of the doubt
>>64201009
No shit, not the fucking point.
>>64201016
UFC Undisputed 2009 was the shit.
>>64201013
Let me guess, you thought because Weidman beat Vitor and Vitor beat Rockhold that Weidman was going to beat Rockhold? And you're sad that it turned out Rockhold was too good standing, too good off of his back, and too good on top for Chris to handle?
So....
Conor McGregor is now bigger than Lesnar yes?
>>64201000
>It was 2-1 Chris
Luke had more significant strikes and more damage. You can torrent the fight and rewatch it again instead of relying on your fickle memory.
>>64200584
all too often in combat based sports it really seems like one person wins simply because the other royally fucks up. I mean seriously look at Aldo throw two pussy punches DIRECTLY INTO MACGREGGORS HANDS. WHEN YOU WASTE BLOWS LIKE THAT AND ADVANCE YOU'RE JUST GIVING YOUR OPPONENT TIME TO THINK, WELL JEEZ TIME TO KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT I GUESS
>>64200873
is that the chick from Lizzy McGuire? how does she look now?
>>64201023
Spamming punches with Shogun in the demo was so fun, and you could bang on a guy's face after he was heemed too!
>>64201020
Totally the point. Chris made the mistake, Luke didn't.
How would weidman feel now?
>keked to the co main event on two occasions
>beat 35+ well past in brazilians
>got knocked the fuck out by a 31 year old "in prime" luck goathold
>>64201024
>putting words in my mouth
I don't do mma math, lad. My point is that stylistically, he's not going to do jack shit against the division and Chris was a fucking retard for trying to meme kick and stand the whole fight.
>>64200994
>The only thing I said was it was inappropriate
No you went on a rant and started "breaking down" what he said like an autist, "wow why would he say that does that make him not your son if he wins" Stop being fucking autistic.
>>64201019
kek. Chris has an iron chin tho.
>>64201024
Rockhold did NOT prove he was better than Weidman in that fight. He proved that Weidman shouldn't stray from what he's good at, if anything.
>>64200956
Jones, who gives a hot darn
>>64200610
Agreed
>>64201029
>When we meet in the centre of the Octagon, we'll see who takes the first step back
Conor McGregor, pre 189 (before pullout)
The mind games defeated Aldo! Conor deliberately backed up to make Aldo feel good, then hit Aldo with a cheeky left to make him feel bad!
>>64201040
>>64201045
Chris tried to take him down and almost got guillotined twice for his trouble. Did you watch the fight? Romero is super low-output and perfect for Luke to just tee off on from outside. Jacare is a pick 'em fight, I thought he won their first fight.
>>64201012
Man, it's been a while since I've seen Cruz. You could be right.
Also, I think you're definitely right about the Aldo rematch, but they're probably going to force it anyway like they're doing with Honda.
Have the Brazilians turned on their former champ the way they turn on everyone else who loses?
>>64201045
>Rockhold did NOT prove he was better than Weidman in that fight
Hahahahaha oh wow man.......I don't even hate Chris Weidman but he was outclassed in every department. How is it possible to be riding someone so hard you refuse to believe he got beat up?
>>64200891
He is asking you why you chose these particular words to express yourself you turdburglar.
He's right btw. Vermin on the internet that uses "must've struck a nerve" to create the illusion that they have the power to hurt other people with the power of their words are severely in need of Zyklon B.
Keep saying you "struck a nerve" ou smelly little shit. You know what also strikes a nerve? Me smelling that I must've stepped on dogshit. So if you wanna say that I too sound like you've struck a nerve, you'll know what kind of nerve it was.
You fairy.
whos the next champ to get memed
>>64200903
The Chris was winning the fight until he threw the spin kick, he will kill Rockshit to get revenge
Been watching the sport for 10 years now
I just can't get behind guys like Lawler, Werdum, RDA, Conor, or Rockhold like I did Anderson, GSP, Brock, Couture, Penn, Liddel.
Anyone else feel this way?
>>64201068
>he was outclassed in every department
He literally wasn't.
>>64201079
damn bro... snes was the best console ever... anyone else remember catdog?... those were the days man... and aqua.. shietttttt
>>64201071
BTFO
>we just witnessed this
>>64201078
Chris ran out of ideas because nothing he was doing was working. You don't throw spinning back kicks as a first resort.
>>64201068
Rockhold fought better, but I think Chris can still beat him and would have stood a chance if he didn't fuck up.
>>64201025
GSP
BROCK
>>>power gap<<<
Ronda/Conor
And don't forget: GSP almost single-handedly built the UFC into what it is now.
The fact that Conor, as awesome as he is, is physically the size of Ariana Grande, will prevent him from ever becoming a star outside of the sport, the way GSP and Brock were.
He'll only ever be a "megastar" within the MMA word, but what a megastar!
Nothing wrong with that, non-mma fans can go fuck themselves.
>>64201079
>getting behind bock and liddel
really dude
>>64201005
this. he didnt want to be accused of ending the fight early so he errored on the side of chris weidman dying.
>>64201071
GERMANY PREPARES THE GAS CHAMBERS
>>64201078
>couldnt take him down
>couldnt engage
yeah sure he was winning the fight with some pitter patter jabs
>"No I won't back down"
>Backs down
>>64201005
i cant wait for someone to "accidentally" heem that nigger
>>64201071
damn you fucking sonned him. proud german papa
>mfw Mcgregoat wins with a HEEM
But I remember about The Chris
It's a bittersweet feel lads, Herb Deen might have let him get fucking brain damage. I doubt he's fighting for at least a year.
>>64201095
To be fair, him almost dying was definitely the most exciting part of the whole card.
Too depressed to even sleep
Chris has ripped my heart out my chest
>>64201071
Again I'll go back to what I said, why should I give a shit what someone from Germany and Australia say? You have your own retarded forms of speech you use, so please, explain to me, why should I give a fuck? The fact that you're even this mad over such a silly expression shows some suppressed emotions that bring back bad memories when you see those words. I'm not your therapist so I won't ask you to tell me, but you need to get that sorted.
Oh and by the way, did I strike a nerve by saying I struck a nerve?
>>64201114
I did love Maia absolutely styling and profiling all over Gunnar Nelson's ground game. There's levels to this shit, ya hear?
>>64201045
>Rockhold touches Weidman up with powerful kicks, wearing the champ down
>Luke slows down for the first time I've ever seen next round because of his antibiotic-ridden body
>Chris has the perfect opportunity to build momentum and destroy Luke
>Even tired Luke starts to outgrapple and wrestle Chris
>Chris goes for a Sonnen-tier spinning technique out the arse
>Extremely Tired Luke punishes him into a living death
I dunno man; I really think at their current levels, Rockhold vs Weidman 2 would be even more decisive.
Let Rockhold put the Romero meme to rest first, Weidman can have a bang with Jacare first and re-build his skillset for the rematch.
t. heartbroken Weidman fan since his banger with Sakara
>>64201119
nothin personnel.. kid
>that faggot wont post 'join the team' meme again
feels good
>>64201084
So this is what denial looks like.
>>64201071
Absolutely BTFO
>>64201119
Fag
>>64201129
I could say the same for you.
>>64201119
you're embarrassing us, you fucking donut. go to sleep.
>>64201050
next level mind games. aldo was unprepared. couldnt even look him in the eye before the fight. he has probably never studied the art of war. my favorite part was aldo fans saying he punked conor at the way-ins.
I'm so sad. Literally none of the people I wanted to win in the last three fights of the card won...
I'm especially upset about Chris I fucking hate Rockhold he's such a lame tool
>>64201127
>>64201133
Oh so it's a bunch of /b/ teenagers who get triggered by that phrase while playing "vidya" all day.
>>64200543
road to the octogon cerrone/rda 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqavPWkqZw
aldo legitimately looked "mexican dude that gets in a fight after the bars close" tier today
>>64201119
This fag is now trying to play it off like he was trolling. In reality he's just a bitch that watched his favorite fighter lose today and needs to take everyone down with him.
>>64200943
LOL
You'll get jabbed all day by anyone that's good, especially if they have longer reach.
He should have
>not be a manlet
>used leg kicks
>>64201140
>us
Who the fuck is us? You and I have no connection on any level whatsoever.
>>64201145
the only video game I play is EA UFC™
>>64200957
Have you ever killed small animals like cats or hamsters?
>>64201025
Not yet, imho. Firstly, I think the UFC were fudging the numbers for 189. Meltzer probably took a nice little bit of hush money to say that 189 """"might'""" have hit 1 million instead of whatever the real number was. However, Conor's going to break out big with this fight result, I've already seen it percolate across mainstream media in ways only Honda vs Holm has in the last few years. Next card he has we'll see just what his ranking among the GOAT MMA draws is, but he has the potential to become the GOAT of all GOAT draws currently.
>>64200944
lmao
>casuals
>weedman was eating hooks when trying to engage
>matt serra was yelling dont take him down because he was going to get subbed
>tries to take him down because eating shitload of kicks
>cant even take him down
>goes desperation mode, throws a shitty heel kick
>gets fucked up
he was outclassed, accept it goofs
>>64201150
I'm not playing off like I was trolling. I'm laughing my ass off that a bunch of morons got so bothered by a dumb phrase that in all honesty I barely even use, so now I'll just keep riding it to see just how far it goes.
>>64201123
>>Even tired Luke starts to outgrapple and wrestle Chris
This is wrong, though. Also the antibiotics thing is a lame excuse.
>>64201154
i know you think it's cool to troll in 5 am in the morning. go to sleep.
>>64201165
you're a fool
>>64201156
No, I'm not some filthy nazi.
>>64201171
If I'm trolling then why are you responding?
>5 am
>Being part of the least coast
Oh I get it, you're a butthurt "Chad" Weidman fan.
>>64201165
embarrassing
just embarrassing
please get a trip.
>>64201154
We can see that. You're a turbo mega autist, and he's probably well adjusted
>>64201165
>laughing alone in your monitor-lit room because of an unfunny conversation on a Mixed Martial Arts thread
sad 2bh
>>64201143
Rockhold has to be at least partially on some spectrum, right? He has such as stilted way of talking... as if he can't quite naturally formulate a sentence. Maybe it's all the repressed gayness, and he's using all his mental strength to repress his natural lisp?
>>64201165
>it's not like I care at all
>>64201173
Did I strike a nerve?
>>64201170
He kept Weidman down and hammered him in the 3rd and took him down in the 4th and finished with ground and pound. He never looked out of sorts, even when Chris was on top he was always defending, never striking.
>>64201176
>Chad
oh, so you're just a fucking loser from >>>/r9k/
no surprise, move along everyone.
this whole card was a meme overload, i might have to heem myself
>>64201040
Romero will get demolished if Rockhold can just last a few rounds. He'll end it in the third or fourth unless he gets heem'd in the first via 1st round Romero.
>>64201165
I hope these (You)s help with your depression and mental instability.
>>64201177
I'll get a trip when you go back to your home board >>>/trash/
>>64201143
Same.
I am so bummed about Chris. Since my favorite fighters all retired, Chris was my favorite fighter of the new wave. Finally a fighter that was from my hometown I could get behind. His title reign seemed so promising. I feel I have lost all reason to continue watching MMA I'm so depressed
>>64201151
>this fucking retard
Name one, ONE southpaw that is or was a dominant jabber.
Strike that, try to IMAGINE a southpaw against an orthodox guy standing across each other. Notice why jabbing against a guy whose LEAD HAND IS IN THE WAY BETWEEN YOURS AND HIS FACE is a problem?
>>64201179
>We can see that
Again, who is we? And what did you mean by us? Why are you getting second hand embarrassment online? Are you this autistic?
>>64201185
The takedown at the end of the third was from Chris' memekick, and the takedown in the fourth was from Chris' probable concussion from being battered for a minute and a half.
>HE'S STILL NOT MY DAD
>>64201143
>tfw you start questioning whether your support is what's making these fighters lose
>>64201206
Takedowns =/= wrestling. Wrestling is takedowns + takedown defense + positional dominance. Rockhold got on top after the wheel kick and Chris never did anything about it.
>>64201205
We. As in the world of 4chan watching you (not us) spiral downwards in a series of unfunny (and honestly depressing) posts written in the style of a teenager.
>>64201186
Never been to /r9k/ in my life. I was making fun of the casual who was calling Chris, Chad.
It was probably you.
Eat your words faggots lmao
>>64201182
he has the same accent/lisp whatever you call it that everyone that wears Fox clothing. a slightly feminine, childish like voice that has been ruined by dipping too much.
>>64201205
Probably all of the people giving your previous spergy replies (you)'s right now, lad.
If Joe Lauzon is Reddit: The Figher
Who is 4chan: The Fighter
>>64201142
McGregor's probably a 5 Rings guy.
>>64201230
Schaub
>>64201220
>As in the world of 4chan
Lol wow please keep your autism power level to the absolute minimum. I'm not here for your entertainment and approval you damn neanderthal.
>>64201219
Rockhold was in full mount. There was literally nothing Chris could have done at that point.
>>64201230
whoever memes hardest on the night
>Weidman's note on his fridge is stiil hanging there
Can't handle that shit
>>64201230
Joe Son
>>64201230
Conor "One Punch" McGregor
I can't believe Dana booked a squash match. I wanted to see a 25 minute classic. How can Dana just bury Aldo like this? Surprised he agreed to take the fall.
>>64201242
He could've escaped from the mount.
>>64201230
Endless memes and an unearned sense of superiority... who could that be...
>>64201242
>There was literally nothing Chris could have done at that point.
He could have used his Jiu Jitsu.
>>64201241
you're pulling things out of your ass and think you're trolling people by acting retarded.
you're the definition of autism.
Here's a thought; Aldo's going to feel so unwelcome in Brazil now that he'll do as many other Brazilian fighters have done and start living in USA.
>>64201230
>>64201256
Rory obviously
>>64201263
What exactly have I pulled out of my ass? And I already asked you before, if you think I'm trolling, why the fuck are you still responding? Doesn't that make you even dumber to identify that I'm a troll but still keep responding like the moron that you are? Are you incapable of not replying to such an obvious troll?
I hope that people finally understand that arrogance or being humble doesn't win fights either way.
Only your technique and physical attributes will help you on the night.
People can get nervous but that links to then using poor technique.
People don't loose or win fights because of their personality.
>>64201262
I was really surprised he didn't go for the classic "wrap arms around waist and bury face in stomach" type of last-ditch mount defense.
>HE'S STILL MY SON
gee, fucking thanks a lot dad for not binning me like some sort of bandwagon jumper.
>>64201255
Nick Diaz?
So McGregor refuses to lay down his FW belt if he goes up to 155.
Realistically Dana's 155 offer would probably be a top 5 contender win then the champ fight.
So if McGregor loses to, say Ferguson at LW what happens to the legitimacy of the FW belt?
>>64201256
>>64201270
>>64201230
This. Rory is the best.
is "he's still my son" a new meme?
>>64201275
he could have tried it but there was a lot of time left in the round. It was a matter of time before Rockhold finished him.
>>64201281
Conor gets immediate shot at the 155 champ
>>64201269
Only if he gets away from his shit camp.
>>64201281
Conor is not gonna be allowed to keep the FW belt if he's not fighting for the title immediately.
>>64201214
He lost because he is an inferior fighter to Rockhold for fuck sakes get over yourself.
>Two fluke wins and beating up old men now make you the best in the division
>you
>(you)
>>64201273
I disagree
You can tell with people whether the confidence is genuine, like with McGregor, or if it is an act like with Rousey - who was more interested in radio and TV interviews than actually fighting.
Personality plays a huge part in it, if McGregor wasn't putting in the work and fighting and winning then Aldo wouldn't have let anything he said get into his head which would mean the fight would have been completely different.
As it stands it looks like McGregor had won the fight before he even got in the ring, Aldo was mentally defeated
>>64201278
Hey man, it's nice to have family what cares. Could you imagine Ronda's mom saying that? No.
>>64201293
He attempted a memekick and paid the price. Rockhold is not a better fighter by any means.
>>64201289
Next fight versus Cerrone or RDA? He leaps ALL of those wrestlers at 155 because he heem'd Aldo? Sounds like Dana to me.
>>64201296
He got beaten because McGregor was better.
>>64201278
>He's still my son
Again, this isn't what he said.
>>64201273
nothing determains fights but your attributes and skill
but i would say that mcgregor got a little ahead of himself,especially saying he got all the aspects of the game.
>>64201309
I think Aldo is the better fighter, and has shown his skill over the last 10 years. He was psyched out today
>>64201170
I've been watching Rockhold since his fight with Jacare for the Strikeforce title. This is the first time I've ever seen him slow down that much in 5 minutes. The pressure that Weidman put on him in the first is a definite factor in that, but even then...
>>64201296
Bullshit, the fight wasn't even long enough to determine "mental" state. Aldo looked fine and walked into a clean counter.
Fuck off with your shit.
>>64201286
Maybe if you force it hard enough you criminal cunt.
>>64201292
>Conor will be treated like any old champion
When will you kuks finally get it through your thick skulls?
>>64201296
Oh boy.
>I'm retarded the post
>reading comprehension the post
Everyone at this level of MMA trains hard physically and are probably all at their physical peak.
I already said that nerves can affect you during a fight but because it leads to poor technique.
Ronda did not loose because her confidence was fake or what ever you're trying to say. She lost because she can't fight standing up. Simple.
Connor won because his stand up game is the best in the UFC, it doesn't matter if Aldo was mentally prepared or not, he's not as good of a fighter.
>>64201303
>Rockhold is not a better fighter by any means.
Can you get past the denial phase already? It's been over 6 hours.
And Rockhold proved that he was the better fighter tonight. In all departments.
>>64201319
He looks to have an injured rib. Both guys unloaded on eachothers bodies, which probably explains why the pace was so slow.
>>64201308
It would be a gigantic waste of everyone's fucking time to make him fight for anything but the belt.
The dude is once in a lifetime, and if you can't see that... fuck, I don't know. You don't know shit about fighting, I guess.
>>64201323
the fact that he rushed in and exposed himself like he did shows that he wasn't mentally prepared for the fight
He would have talked about avoiding exactly what happened 100 times but it all went out the window because he was fighting McGregor and all that shit that goes with that
>>64201273
Ali literally beat Foreman by talking shit. Like, he was getting smashed then Foreman got so literally furious he started winging punches leaving himself open.
Shit talking has literally won world titles, it's responsible for most of Nick Diaz's career because it's what makes people stand right in front of him. It's not as important as technique or athleticism but it's important.
>>64201324
The only thing I'm going to be forcing is this fat double leg I'm about to fire on your stiff hips, boy.
Was Conor respectful to Aldo after the fight?
>>64201273
For sure, but I don't get why more fighters aren't arrogant/showmen like McGreggor...
I mean, I'm sure it's hard for some of them because they're genuinely not that sort of personality... but in their business people are far more interested in a PERSONALITY fighting than a body. They are in the end, entertainers.
https://streamable.com/74ic
Can anyone do a webm of just the guy on the bottom right of Conor's Corner?
All this talk of peoples faces reacting, this is the funniest to me. Who is he btw?
>>64201331
I won't get over it, because you're wrong.
>>64201319
He could also have been hesitant of Chris' superb wrestling abilities.
>>64201318
How does throwing a left hook and getting countered with a straight left hand mean you were psyched out? Conor outskilled him. Are you saying Aldo wouldn't have tore in throwing a left hook if he wasn't "psyched out"? That's how Aldo strikes. That's how he's always struck.
Like Conor, I felt bad for Aldo. He got no chances to do anything. I also wanted to see both of them just fight more because it is entertaining. It is amazing what Conor did but I kinda just feel disappointed by the whole fight because it was so short.
Weidman v Rockhold was amazing though. Fight of the night.
>>64201341
Yes. Quite a lot actually.
>>64201293
wew lad
>>64201337
>the fact that he rushed in and exposed himself like he did shows that he wasn't mentally prepared for the fight
Are you fucking kidding? It looked typical Aldo, it was the opening of round 1, fighters are always going for combinations and solid strikes at this point.
You're fucking annoying. I bet you believe in the whole 70's-80's asian mystique crap too.
>>64201335
Fuck you and your money making dana-think scam, if he's the best then he's the best. He doesn't need protection.
>>64201346
You won't get over it cause you're a delusional little fanboy who saw their hero get destroyed in front of your eyes.
>C-c-chris only lost cause of the meme kick
>>64201334
At one point right at the end of the first or second round, Weidman lands a body kick and Luke turns around, sort of hunches over and winces. The Chris probably did crack a rib or something. He knew it too because you see him targeting it later on in the fight.
>>64201352
le bruce lee would have beaten anyone in MMA XD
Post your signature walk out song
http://youtu.be/tEPiC-UC5jI
>>64201341
He was very much so. One of the big things I think Conor has that makes him so dangerous is his empathy. He can read people extremely well, and uses that against them. I think he legitimately felt bad for Aldo.
>>64201352
Exactly. Aldo has always been open like that. His previous opponents weren't as good as McGregor.
>>64201352
>Are you fucking kidding? It looked typical Aldo
Getting KO'd in 13 seconds is typical Aldo?
Damn pham
>>64201352
Aldo is the better fighter, if you had of dropped them into a ring with them never having met and there was not months of mind games going beforehand the fight plays out completely differently, and Aldo wins the majority of the time
>>64201345
Will try.
>>64201349
Nice.
>>64201360
He got "destroyed" literally only at the end of the third round. And do you remember what happened at the end of the third round?
>>64201358
How is a lightweight title fight protection? Are you insane?
>all that dana politico bs
I guess you are
>>64201368
No one cares
>>64201352
This t b h, people were caught up in the hype. Aldo, like Barao only work as conservative strikers and are shit at leading an especially at combos.
Aldo over commits when coming forward, he's been caught before, just not this bad.
>>64201344
It's called not being a sellout whore.
Are you Jewish by any chance?
>>64201372
Typical Aldo but confronted with a good counterpuncher, yes.
>>64201344
It's a sign of weakness. They don't want to fight the best fighters they can, they want to have the best fighters they face to be having the worst performance of their lifes through nerves and doubt born from psychological warfare.
A truely great fighter will not disrupt their opponent from being the best they can be on the night and still come out with the victory over them. That's a true champion, winning it with their training not with their mouth.
GSP rules forever.
If McGregor and Aldo went a few more rounds, was Aldo getting KOd inevitably going to happen you think?
>>64201376
You need to go watch that fight again if you think Chris Weidman was coasting by. His kicks were literally going at slow motion while Luke was lighting him up with whip kicks.
>>64201346
>He could also have been hesitant of Chris' superb wrestling abilities.
Definitely, but the way he fought on the bottom was extremely efficiency minded. He's probably used to spending hours sparring getting bodied by Cain and DC. I didn't see the kind of strain that would gas a fit fella like Rockhold out in 5.
>>64201378
If he's fighting ol' Cowboy it is protection, and you know it. Conor was down 2 rounds to 2 week Mendes for fucks sake, you think he can beat RDA? Insanity.
>>64201303
Why doesn't he know how to throw kicks?
Kicks that have won fights for other fighters?
What kind of excuse is that?
>>64201368
http://youtu.be/y-yRfRwJ7q8
Here Senpai
>>64201093
Whilst i agree with most of what you said, especially the bit about non-mma fans. Connor is far more popular outside of mma fans than GSP.
He pulls in way more casuals. Maybe not as much as Brock
>>64200587
I just watched it again and I missed the double fingers at the end.
>>64201373
Bullshit, what happens is eventually Aldo wings punches and McGregor, who has always had an amazing counter game, counters. Maybe Aldo doesn't come forward as fast and feels McGregor out, but the end result for the most part would be the same.
>>64201372
>>64201386
That's not true at all phams.
Aldo usually starts the fight with leg kicks and slowly throwing punches, then eventually he starts to unload.
This time he didn't do that at all.
>>64201388
shout outs to the legend god Fedor
>>64200675
to be honest family I think >>64200753 is right. But you're damned if you do, damned if you don't in his position. Stop it to minimize a guy's damage
>EARLY STOPPAGE RIGGED AS FUCK WWE LOL
Let a guy try to work himself out of a pounding/give him as much time as you can
>FUCKING SHIT NIGGER REF LETTING A STRONG WHITE MAN GET BEATEN HE HAS TO GO.
That being said Herb is shit-tier in comparison to BJM and Marc GOATard
Right I'm off to sleep shortly
What we witnessed was insane lads. Still can barely believe it.
>>64201373
>he actually believes this
Aldo got chin checked. That's it. He's the better fighter imo but he he left himself open and got hit. Simple as that.
>>64201396
Jesus, you're retarded.
McGregor is going to dominate for a long long time.
I'm a lot like Aldo, have great technique and I'm tough but I am quiet and humble. If somebody lets me be and I can just prepare in silence I will destroy them but if somebody can break me out of my comfort zone and make me feel uncomfortable then I start forgetting what is important and I can get sloppy
I would hate to fight a guy like McGregor, you would be burning up every night thinking about how much you hate him instead of resting peacefully or focusing on what you actually need to do
>>64201373
You're not even worth a proper response, print your hypothetical posts, glue them on a horse dildo and reem them up your ass.
>>64201372
I didn't say that, fucktard.
Can we get a moderator that monitors and bans posters who only post in /heem/ once a month? This is ridiculous.
>>64201397
Kicks aren't Weidman's specialty. And ESPECIALLY not backwards spinning wheel kicks to the head.
>>64201380
http://youtu.be/X9upzKU-Gi0
>>64201122
Joe Rogan was literally frothing at the mouth with the LEVELS of the ground game. There's black-belt and then there's Maia. Dope stuff
>>64201414
I went a little too meta for your casual ass.
See you next PPV, faggot.
>>64201386
I haven't seen Aldo put that much heat his punches in the first frame since WEC. It was an extraordinary choice for Aldo. I think McGregor made Aldo see something that wasn't there, and capitalised greatly.
>>64201415
saved to notepad
>>64201406
Fedor is a great example of that alright.
GSP actually talked openly about his fears and weaknesses. No one made it harder on himself to win than GSP and he still dominated a stacked division.
>>64201417
He has good kicks. He cut off Machida with them really well, nailed Anderson with a great kick to the body too. The wheel kick was a desperate man doing whatever came to mind because he'd ran out of options and was running out of time.
>>64201409
Early stoppages are memes, they rarely happen yet people cry anyway.
A good referee doesn't care about anything but the fighters health.
>>64201413
yeah no shit, but that happened because McGregor had abused him mentally for months
>>64201318
look at Conor's RIGHT arm in all the webms posted.
he outfuckingskilled his ass.
>>64201417
he was flustered and hurting so his brain went hurr how did luke lose last, i'll do that
>>64201205
>Why are you getting second hand embarrassment online?
>Are you this autistic?
Pick only one, anon.
If Anderson beats Vitor again
Do you give Anderson a title shot to milk him in a big fight one last time?
>>64201352
at this point I don't know if these guys are trolling or just seriously mentally deluded
Imagine going through everything, the media shit, the conferences, the entire training camp and when it comes down to it its' 13 seconds
Crazy shit man
>>64201415
>I'm a lot like Aldo, have great technique and I'm tough but I am quiet and humble. If somebody lets me be and I can just prepare in silence I will destroy them but if somebody can break me out of my comfort zone and make me feel uncomfortable then I start forgetting what is important and I can get sloppy
>>64201425
No, you applied transative property to sport because you're a bitch.
Put money on McGregor losing next fight, you pussy (you wont)
>>64201433
Last proper actual early stoppage I remember was probably Yves in his fuckup with Maximo Blanco vs Torres
>>64201436
anything can happen in a one off event, McGregor 100% outskilled him today but Aldo remains the better fighter
I doubt that McGregor has half the career he has had
>>64201417
Then why did he throw it you fucking retard?
If he was a good fighter it would have connected.
>>64201442
Are you purposely going back and replying to posts made 30 minutes ago cause you're bored or cause you just like to stir shit up? Don't you have any Dennis Siver fights to look forward to?
>>64201388
If you can't handle the banter, if you have a weak psychology then you don't deserve to be a champion - no matter how good you'd be without the "psychological warfare".
>>64201443
I think at that point they take a look at bringing GSP back for one last hot banger in the cage. A lot of these super fights come very late, don't forget how late Wandy vs Chuck ended up being. Still can be very good ones.
>>64201405
In other words, he would have thrown leg kicks, then punches, THEN got knocked out.>>64201427
>>64200584
Ref calls it off as soon as he hits the ground. Didn't get a chance to defend himself.
RIGGED
>>64201443
Obviously, even though he'd just get comfortably outstruck by Rockhold. I don't see Rockhold over committing and getting heem'd.
>>64201415
*teleports in behind you*
After about 30 hours without sleep I have finally come to the conclusion to never ever again become this exited about a fight card.
Without all the hours shitposting here on /heem/, watching all kind of videos, reading all kind of news and articles, I would probably have loved the 13 second knockout.
Now it just feels like I got robbed of all the time I invested in this. Jesus Christ I'm an idiot.
>>64201390
Impossible to know, but Aldo did seem very nervous.
This fake "sport" belongs on /asp/ with the rest of the spandex man drama
>>64201464
Probably yes, very likely.
But that's not my point.
>>64201465
Yeah he had his hands up, he was intelligently defending
>>64201457
>I doubt that McGregor has half the career he has had
What is with this circlejerking? He just got KO'D in 13 seconds. His career is over.
Anyone have the heed in slow mo?
>>64201439
I think he practiced it beforehand a lot. His plan was probably to utilize headkicks since Rockhold probably expected Weidman to do what he was good at: wrestling and pressuring and striking.
But once again he attempted something that wasn't his specialty in one of his hardest fights to date and lost a fight that he more than likely could have otherwise won.
Jon Jones
>#1 P4P fighter
>Hasn't fought in over a year
Will he get fucked up like Aldo and Rousey
>>64201435
Prove it
>>64201473
Wow aren't you a cool and hip "Irish""man"
>>64201489
I honestly think he has a good chance of losing to DC, but not in the manner Rousey/Aldo have lost. Just a normal loss
Dominant Champions unseated by the IV Ban and USADA so far:
>Ronda Rousey
>Jose Aldo
>Chris "I feel like I could make 170" Weidman
>
>>64201481
He didn't lose for ten years, defended his belt nine times, and forced his way into greatness even when the UFC and the fans hated him. Aldo is Top 10, maybe even Top 5 in the greatest of all time list. There is no debate.
Shit Chris SUCKS off the juice
He got fucking embarrassed in there.
>mfw le team xD fags
fuggen lel where are you all now
>tfw just got home from work
whatt
>It will be over before you know it
https://youtu.be/LY7r-DwtjD8?t=380
>>64201484
Anyone have the heem in slow mo?*
>>64201476
So what's your point then? LOL
>>64201489
jones has lost what, 3 rounds ever.
not sure what dc could adjust, but his gus fight was pseudo jon jones like
scary thing is, jon jones is a revolutionary, what has he come up with in the last 13 months, what will he create/add to his game
imagine JJ defending a TD like joanna with elbows
>>64201457
>McGregor 100% outskilled him today
Today being the day they fight for the fucking title.
>Aldo remains the better fighter
So much better he got HEEM'd in 13 seconds. Jesus Nigel the fuck type of petrol are the sniffing.
>>64201489
nope
jones is the most versatile fighter in the UFC, he wrestle wrestlers and outstrike strikers
if something don't go to his plan he can simply change it
>>64201501
>fuggen lel where are you all now
scroll up
your countrymen is making up all kind of excuses
Guys just did some webms for you
Enjoy.
Yeah, i fucked up with the resolution, but fuck it.
I didn't see the card. Was busy sleeping. How did Weidman do?
>>64201445
id imagine he was fucking relieved
>>64201460
I agree with that. Aldo insulted his whole career by submitting to the pressure. He drops in the rankings for that alone, its unprofessional.
However much I rate Conor as possibly the best athlete in current MMA ranks, I can't rate him highly as a fighter because he rarely fights people at the top of their game because of all the shit talking.
>>64201505
I hope she keks Honda again in the rematch. If the ESPN interview is any indication, her mental game is total shit.
still in shock
he actually KO'd Aldo in one like he said he would.
>>64201517
He got his shit rekt
We have a new Champion
Rockhold is dead in the rematch. Chris won't try anything silly next time.
>>64201517
HES STILL MY SON
>>64201517
He won the first round and then lost the second, then he got his head caved in the third (but Dirty Herb let's that happen for like 30 seconds, fucking nigger), then the same thing happens in the fourth but Herb stops it this time
>>64201517
>How did Weidman do?
See for yourself
>>64201525
kek
I guess the confidence got to his head or something. I started to like him, turns out he was just a bust.
>>64200543
Got a point desu
>>64201526
>Rockhold is dead in the rematch
Can you at least try and be gracious in defeat?
>>64201517
it was back and forth early, with an edge to hold, but hold gassed in the 3rd, then he went for a meme kick and gotten taken down, got his back taken, and then into mount and almost finished. he lost after that because of course he was technically already finished.
think of it like nunes/zigano without the comeback by zigano
>>64201512
McGregor has been relevant for 1 year. Aldo has been slugging for a fucking decade
Lets see McGregor even defend his title before we start talking him up over an all time great legacywise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17n-oByMAWg
>1:40:15
>>64201489
jbj goes into fights wanting to beat his opponent in the manor in which people say they will beat him
and then does it
imagine him not trying to prove a point, rather just trying to win
>>64201516
Only real fight fans would save this juicy webms
>>64200543
How does this make you feel /heemers/?
Do we have the best champions ever?
Werdum
DC
Rockhold
Lawler
RDA
McGregor
Dillishaw
Mighty Mouse
Holm
Joanna
I was down the pub for the fight, how hard did /heem/ blow up?
>>64201551
>"big nog vs nig bob" still makes me laugh every time
>>64201501
right here motherfucker
the chris will be back, it takes a loss to show you how good you can be
i guarantee he will fucking HEEM rockshit when they fight next, but by that time, kekhold will be fighting cans in bellator
>>64201517
He gave Rockhold the fight. Literally gift-wrapped it by trying a really sloppy really slow really stupid wheelkick as if he didn't care and the next thing he was going to do was walk over to the side of his training gym, pick up his towel and bag, walk out to his car, and maybe pick up some groceries on the way home.
He got what he deserved, which was an extended beatdown, coutesy of Luke & Herb.
It was pathetic.
>>64201526
>Chris won't try anything silly next time.
Did he really do this? Isn't that sort of ironic?
>Beat Silva because he did something stupid.
>Gets beat because he does something stupid
>>64201552
Well he's right. MMA fans are more brain dead than the actual fighters themselves.
Source: Look up any MMA Q & A video
>>64201559
but Rockhold beat him at every aspect except clinchwork and even then Chris didn't manage to do much with it
>>64200628
>>64200629
i'd love if dillashaw moved up to 145 and mac knocked out that little snake for faber.
>>64201552
I don't know who that is. Some faggot, I assume?
What was worse
Weidmans meme kick
Or
Chael's meme fist
>>64201554
close. but imagine. werdum, jones, rockhold, lawler, cowboy, mcgreggor, almeida, MM, holms, joanna.
>>64201552
https://twitter.com/kade6767
>Comedy. Writer. Actor. Musician. Artist. Professional Liar. Truth teller. Classic film enthusiast. I make jokes in the joke kitchen. #FilmIndependent member
>I'm not into boxing or any type of fights like the one tonight, but he barely touches him and he goes down? #UFC194
>>64201568
no he didn't
>>64201541
I plumbed her I did
Does anybody else think that fight could have gone completely the other way if Aldo is a split second faster with his punch?
He connected pretty well even after being knocked out, and if it was on the jaw Connor would've gone down just like he did.
>>64201415
heem yourself my man
>>64201575
he is literally le fedora
>>64201575
Here's the white night response just for you
>>64201552
Did you watch Holly or CM Punks fan Q&A sessions?
I'd say more than 75% of MMA fans are morons
>>64201548
This shit gets to me breh's. We get to see and the hype and the flashing lights but this is what happens behind the curtain.
>>64201561
>He gave Rockhold the fight
>Mfw people are spinning this as some sort of clowning on his part when he very clearly lost round 2.
>Couldn't do shit on the ground (Like Luke predicted)
>Threw slow ass kicks (Like Luke predicted)
>Couldn't bully / out-grapple Luke on the ground
But no, it was the meme kick xD
Lol fanboys are as worse as Ronda fans.
>>64201578
Outstruck him, took him down, defended most of TD attempts (even turned one into top position), embarrassed him on the mat.
I mean only the first round was all that competitive.
>>64200776
full thing if no one else has done this yet
>jj being a cute
>>64201590
>>64201591
The fucking Weidman spin is terrible. You know there are the kids who posted that Vitor fight comparison image in every thread then hastily deleted it when they saw it again after the fight, too. Your boy got destroyed. Deal with it. Be thankful you're not an Aldo fan, holy shit.
>>64201590
it wasn't as clear, as in it wou;dn't have been odd if chris won a round, it was close in all areas and they were neutralizing each-other. just mistakes defined the fight, rockhold mistake in 1, then weidman mistake in 1, then rockhold mistake in 3 (winding) and weidman mistake in 3.
if anything we learned that you just can't stop weidman, you literally have to get the ref to stop it.
>>64201599
>Sandro breaking down instantly
._.
still on the team
>>64201590
>>64201591
Alright fine, let's say Chris lost round 2 (even though I disagree), he clearly won round 1, and he was dominating round 3 up until he threw the memekick. And Luke was gassed half to death, and Chris could have easily coasted to victory after that. Fluke Rockhold is a paper champ.
>>64201599
that Brazilian guys face
like he was having 7-1 flashbacks
>>64201591
it was 19-19 and chris was winning the 3rd until he went full retard
he didnt get dominated
>>64201599
>LOOK GUYS! WE'RE BEING SPONSORED BY REEBOK GUYS!
>>64201606
what are you on about? I didn't say shit about any kicks and I'm talking about how dominant Rockhold was
>>64201345
>>64201599
Guys, just in case you needed it i separated the corners reactions
Here's Conor's.
>>64201549
>beat his opponent in the manor
>in the manor
>>64201599
he's seen too much
>>64201465
They want a rematch, not Aldo in a coma...
>>64201581
The hue was lunging forward into the punch, the potato was leaning back, so one hit with double the force and the other hit with half. That's what made the difference.
>>64201590
>as worse as
no way you arent a first generation "american". or a second generation downer
>>64201626
I know, I'm agreeing with you, I was just adding to your point. I should've replied to the post you were responding too.
>>64201619
>>64201617
>he was winning round three up until Luke caved his fucking head in to the point it actually exposed Dirty Herbie for being paid off
Thanks The Team you can go now
>>64201609
It really, really, really wasn't close, and it becomes more apparent on a second viewing. I wouldn't even give Weidman the first round. He was taking more damage in the fight and it was pretty clear that Luke's shots did more damage and were less telegraphed.
>We learnt you just can't stop Weidman
Wtf does this mean? He literally got stopped. The fight was over in the 3rd round.
>>64201634
also where the punches landed, McGregor got him clean on the jaw. Instant sleep
>>64201465
Aldo didn't even know what was happening for the next 10 minutes or so
>>64201637
If you're the homo brit who nuthugged Rockhold all the time leading up to the fight, you sure are looking pretty smart right now. I thought Rockhold had a good chance but I was expecting him to outstrike Weidman so solidly. What a great fight.
>>64201636
It's 3 am in the morning you potato fuck.
>we won't see an Aldo/McGregor rematch for another year
This was so anti-climactic I'm so bummed bros
Was it just me, or did Conrad barely hug Dee Devlin after the fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Nd93haQoM
yanks reacting
what was yours like?
>>64201581
>tfw we didn't get the absolut biggest meme ending of all time, a double knockout
Aldo running into Conors counter did probably most of the damage.
>>64201643
Just can't stop him bro
>>64201643
you can't knock him out. ref's decisions aside. their are other fighters who have been tko'd and never ko'd
>>64201656
The rematch will never happen.
>>64201653
I might be who you're talking about. I talked about Luke's check hook a lot which he clipped Chris with a couple times. I thought he was going to get the submission, not the TKO, though. He nearly did.
>>64201547
>Lets see McGregor even defend his title before we start talking him up over an all time great legacywise
You guys love moving the goalposts after every McGregor fight.
>>64201638
>>he was winning round three up until Chris made an ill-advice choice of attack, allowing Luke to capitalize on the attack and win the fight
ftfy
>>64201562
>Did he really do this? Isn't that sort of ironic?
>>Beat Silva because he did something stupid.
>>Gets beat because he does something stupid
Yes, and yes.
Hadn't though about that, but yes.
History repeated.
Aldo was just as stupid, rushing at Conor, leading with his chin. Got what he deserved, too.
Neither of them will be able to sleep for months.
>>64201654
>3 am in the morning
>3 am
>in the morning
which brings me to my previous question
caught some reactions
>>64201662
I fucking hate Americans
>>64201674
Quick question but why does the chin matter more than the rest of the head? Is it because it's so mobile and hurts more when you punch it?
>>64201654
>It's 3 am in the morning
go to bed yank you're drunk off that bud light again (the best beer for whatever happens)
>>64201678
Are you genuinely retarded friend or are you just too drunk to care?
>>64201662
Look at those happy normies. Bet they had an orgy after that.
>>64201680
>JJ being a cutie
>Bruce in fucking outer space
>hue remembering 7-1
Today was a good day to be with you guys to be honest family.
I just quickly checked how long it was from Luke posturing up in mount until the end of the round and it was a literal minute.
We can't let Dirty Herb keep getting away with this.
>>64201662
why did this need a hip hop soundtrack wtf
>>64201698
Fuck off
>>64201662
>tfw will never be normie
>tfw watching it with you guys is the closest i'll ever get
>>64201700
Herb hates Chris and wanted to see his face get destroyed, it's obvious.
>>64201686
That's where the button is
>>64201680
people have found condit, MM, joanna and dillashaw. not sure who else has been found reacting
Who /StoppedTheRain/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jibFQ5Tno
>RDA wins a boring decision
>JDS wins by KO in the 1st round
>Michael Johnson wins a boring decision
There you go guys, no need to watch next weeks UFC event
>>64201638
yeah, nobody is disputing he lost the fight, but going around saying chris got dominated is a lie
>>64201686
basically it is like a lever that allows you to jolt the brain more violently. also i've read about there being a nerve that gets compressed when the jaw is moved forcefully to the side but it might be bullshit really (even though it was doctors and shit saying it)
>>64201523
She will.
Ronda isn't thinking anything through, won't drop Edmond, probably hasn't watched that fight once, and hasn't done anything in the month after her ass beating. Some of that is warranted since its a recovery process mentally and physically, but her automatic acceptance of a rematch is just boneheaded.
She is determined to jump back in the ring with MUCH less striking experience than her opponent and try and unfuck herself, but she will only end up getting fucked up, again.
>>64201713
DJ, Pretty sure I see Valerie
Artem is in there too
>>64201721
Nice. Did you also predict Aldo getting KO'd in Cat Zingano time?
>>64201686
your brain literally rattles when you're hit on the chin.
>>64201721
could be all KOs too
and the reem like arlovski hasn't been knocked out in awhile
>>64201724
And he lost by a mistaken move in a fight he could have otherwise won, almost guaranteed.
>>64201724
>going around saying chris got dominated is a lie
Luke was better than him on the ground and on the feet. The stats literally prove it. Wipe away your bitch tears and face reality.
>>64201617
Rockhold was gassing, and that really surprised me, but fuck Weidman for that stupid kick. Literally giving the fight away for no reason, and when his opponent was gassing.
He just might be as stupid as Rousimar Palhares.
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>>64201724
Yeah getting outstruck and rendered ineffective at anything you do until you get your head caved in for a full minute and you're only allowed out there again because the UFC wants you to win isn't getting dominated at all
Luke Rockhold more like Fluke Fuccboi amirite? Oh wait I'm not
>>64201744
kek, weidman had 4 takedowns in the first round mate, judges love that.
Luke shut down Chris wrestling and was getting the best of the kickboxing.
The meme kick only meant Luke would win by decision instead of TKO
>>64201747
at least put some fucking effort in you lazy fuck
>>64201609
weidman stopped himself, by being a fucking idiot
>>64201755
>Muh takedowns
Takedowns that never materialized in anything other than him almost getting submitted.
>>64201754
take off your proxy luke, you fucking maggot
>>64201686
Seconding what >>64201725 says, I've heard the same thing that a nerve/something gets compressed or moved and the brain literally shuts down and has to restarted, hence legs folding and unconsciousness etc.
>>64201681
>Triggered
>>64201643
Do you really think Luke had two more rounds in him? He was fading surprisingly fast.
I don't even care about a rematch, Weidman outed himself as stupid, and I don't care about stupid fighters.
>>64201784
Chris didn't have two more minutes in him. He got destroyed.
>>64201662
$100 everyone of those Americans are wearing their shoes in the house. Weird cultural thing. Filthy and weird.
>>64201775
bullshit, neither choke was ever in danger of subbing him
why do you think herb stood them up? because rockshit didn't know what to do once he realized he couldn't sub chris, so he just held on
>>64201784
He had more in him than Chris "I throw lazy ass kicks against someone who trains with DC" Weidman.
>>64201799
Of course he got destroyed. But he didn't get destroyed because Luke was awesome, he got destroyed because Chris was/is a dumb motherfucker.
Not to take away from Luke, but Chris lost more than Luke won, iykwim.
>>64201842
>But he didn't get destroyed because Luke was awesome
So you're saying that upto the moment Chris threw the spinning kick, Luke hadn't done anything of note?
>>64201816
luke said in the presser he was happy to just lie there because he needed to recover,he knew it wasn't going to go anywhere...however he also said teh wheelkick wasn't the turning point, that he had Chris dominated all the way and it was always a sure victory for him. Good fighter but not too realistic. Not a good sign, how's he going to learn and improve if he can't see his own weak spots?
>>64201857
Not at all, Luke had fought a good fight. He was fading, though. It was anything but a done deal at that point though, if Chris had GSP's brain he would have known how to deal with things, but unfortunately he only has a tiny Chris Weidman brain so he thought he could try to be Edson Barboza for a moment. It was embarrassing. Luke was good, but not great, and certainly not as great as he thinks he was.
But Chris was stupider than anyone but his family and teachers could have known.
>>64196775
we're here benders
>>64196775
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>>64200944
>lucky shot
>freak accident
And here we go trying to undermine McGregor's win. Aldo knew the risks, he knew he would have to defend himself, and he didn't manage to
>>64201680
Mighty Mouse above the crying hue gets me every time
>>64201709
>tfw i went to a pub to watch and it was super fun and hype to have drinks with the bros whilst watching heems
Are there any fans in the world dumber that Irish ones
>go to Vegas for 13 seconds
b-b-b but weekend in Vegas lads
No you went there for then ufc, knew it wouldn't last long and had to borrow more money from "da credit union bud" than you can actually afford
Muppets
>>64200976
>precision beats power and timing beats speed
>>64201599
>JJ immediately sieg fucking heils
Kurwa Polan
>>64201349
No he didn't
>>64201119
kek what an absolute faggot
Moving up to 155 would be a good call
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