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Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
UFC 194 post-fight press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXHai7M7oU
atta boy
so mma is confirmed shit, yes?
Jose Aldo killed himself but nobody will believe it because they're still in denial of him losing.
There is a sociology lesson to be learned from this.
>tfw you will not go out for a fun night in Vegas after an exciting night of fights and then settle in for the night and cuddle with your qt Joanna wife.
Kill me
>>64198058
From last thread
>Dana was just asked about Conor fighting Edgar and said that Kavanagh (Conors Coach) said Conor will never make 145 again and that they are thinking of going up a weight class
wake up jose
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI
First for Weidman only lost because of a sloppy memekick.
Also, when's the post-fight press conference?
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT BY DANA
IF CONOR MOVES TO 155 WINNER OF CERRONE RDA GET A FIGHT WITH CONNOR
HIS WORDS, ON FS1
Any the chris vs kekold webms?
>>64198068
No, please give us that fight.
Just one more at 145. They can do it very soon.
somebody post the weedman btfo webm goddamit
>>64198056
Regardless of outcome of Cerrone/RDA 2 I would pay good money to see Cerrone vs. Conor.
Dana just confirmed if Conor moves up to 155 he'll get an immediate title shot if he wants
I'm not chatting shit it's on Fox Sports
>Conor never making 145 again
So does that mean Edgar vs. Holloway in Hawaii for the vacant title? Could be dope.
Cheers, lads.
so who got a Pancrase Stream?
ACCORDING TO DANA ON FS1, KAVANAUGH SAID CONOR WONT MAKE 145 ANYMORE AND WILL MOVE UP
>>64198121
That would be awesome.
>da Chris ded
>Aldo ded
>Mighty Mouse is our p4p King
Top kek m8
>>64198103
Cerrone vs McGregor for the lightweight belt at ufc 200
cap this
what have you guys done to me, I keep walking around muttering 'meme' now
Stupid meme hoover getting in the way. GTFO you stupid meme tshirt. Ffs, just tripped over my meme shoe.
I like this board. The cultures we have here are the best on 4chan.
>>64198087
why are all the best fighters asian or part-asian?
10 years of complete domination.
All lost because of this
How would you feel /sp/?
>>64198103
GTFO
>>64198103
For real? Not Jewish tricks? That would be an incredible fight for UFC 200.
>>64198094
if she does that fucking number 1 hand sign again i'll go mental
terrible gimmick
>>64198099
good, edgar is a pleb
>Frankie vs Max title shot
Who says no?
Reminder that I could heem the fuck out of every one of you Irish fucks excluding Mcgregor.
>>64198103
when will papa dana stop putting all his eggs into one hypebasket
at least give him a contender fight at that weight
>Le Aldo will heem Conor
>Conor eats a flush shot likes its nothing
>>64198058
>Upcoming MMA events
Do people not watch Legacy, RFA, and Maximum FC on AXS or just don't know about them?
SWEDEN
YES
>>64198058
>bring your stub for 1st round ko and you get in for free
Who here made it?
>>64198087
the savior is coming
he will save us from the memes
>>64198150
ikr
>>64198142
Top bantz new zealand m8
Why are they talking on FS1 and not the post fight?
Conor-RDA just confirmed by Dana
UFC 200's main event, co-main Holly-Honda 2
Khabib-Pettis Lightweight title eliminator
Wow almost 2 years since I saw this guy KO Brimmage and I thought he was a meme then he KOs Aldo in 13 seconds.
I have nothing bad to say.
>>64198154
of course its real
now go ahead and buy tickets in advance
Anyone else think Conor fucked up horrible with those tattoos. The back one is kinda cool and even the samurai thing on his chest is all right
But the stomach shit is just retarded
>>64198142
JUST
>>64198125
>being in las vegas
>betting only $50 on main event
it's like you're a completely poor loser, I'm sure you'll enjoy mcdonalds by circus circus
>>64198058
Is the youtube conference link also fucking me up today or is it not up yet?
>>64198173
I'm so glad that every Swedish fighter has been KO'd
>>64198144
lol no
Conor vs Cerrone in March
Conor vs GSP at UFC 200
>>64198191
I was gonna say "what about Cerrone?" but that would be ridiculous. That mook is gonna get duked.
>>64198087
No, boxing
Triple GGG couldn't even break 200K PPV buys
>>64198191
>Conor-RDA
Conor vs. the winner of RDA vs. Cerrone, you mean.
>>64198126
This,need one too
This cum-slurping sport is no longer for me.
I hope that Irish cunt gets hit by a car.
>>64198121
>Edgar wrestlefucking and battering Holloway for 5 rounds
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
what time is the fight. I'm really excited
who do you think will win, /sp/?
>Dee Devlin is going to get destroyed tonight
So if I did bet $50 on Mcgregor, how much would I've won??
PRESSER IS LIVE
>immediate title shot
Fuck you Dana, give him Sage to test the waters. After tonight, I want to see two meme trains collide at full speed.
unrelated:
>tfw you get a numbers captcha for the first time in years
>>64198151
The memes were true
all of it
>>64198157
Is she not number one?
What other number should she put up?
>>64198231
$55
Conor should just fight every 3 months, alternating defending the featherweight and lightweight belts
>>64198225
Holloway is not to be trifled with. He's really good everywhere and as grown a tonne as a fighter.
>>64198191
Khabib would fucking meme on pettis
>>64198173
>the state of swedekeks
Mighty Mouse is boring as fuck and Jon Jones got a fair bit of hype built around him. He was the second biggest draw before Mcgregor hit the roof with popularity this year.
>>64198213
Dont see why thats a problem for me
I have no one to look forward to in UFC now, if Condit loses to Lawler that's it for me
>>64198216
Hence why I put RDA
:^)
>>64198200
the back one is pure shit
but a white trash canadian like yourself would think it's cool for sure buddy
>21 - 13
>14 - 32
>23 - 83
>4 - 33
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
WHICH ONE IS DIFFERENT
DO YOU KNOW?
I'LL TELL YOU WHICH THING IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
I'LL TELL YOU IF IT IS SO
>>64198145
Memeboys4lyfe
I think there's one thing we can all agree on after tonight, and that's that Herb Dean is awful and Big John McCarthy is fantastic
Conor badly needs to go up a weight class
He looked like death at the weigh ins, he cant keep going through potato famine diets like that without causing serious health issues
>>64198210
GSP would wrestlefuck conor into oblivion. Way too big, and horrible matchup style wise.
>>64198277
Marc Goddard fucking based above all though
>>64198200
honestly if he just continued tattooing himself with animals eating organs it would've been cool
>>64198283
13ra71l using a proxy nice try
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-194--Post-fight-Press-Conference?id=
get in here boys
How does /heem/ think Potato-man will fair at 155? Will PRECISION AND TIMING be enough to take down a Cowboy?
>>64198168
Aldo kicks were the biggest threat, which was pretty much cancelled by Conor's longer reach
>>64198273
>tfw i am attending the most WASP school in canada
nice projection though m8
Hi fight fans! I'm just about to head out the door and grab a Monster® Energy Drink! It's the fuel I need to keep me shitposting all night!
Unleash the beast like Conor McGregor!
>Aldo beats Frankie for the vacant title
>>64198287
bullshit canada. GSP doesn't even know how to movement.
>>64198277
>>64198298
Goddard and BJM are the best refs.
>>64198208
go here
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-194-post-fight-press-conference
>>64198277
Nah I was okay with Herb Dean letting Weidman survive
>>64198218
Pancrase is free on fightpass
I will watch it as soon as the presser is done
>>64198251
he's too small to dominate at 155 though. I think he'd be top 5, but he loses his reach advantage, and would potentially get rag dolled
>>64198313
Thanks, Youtube is fags
>>64198283
He would be soooo much healthier at 155, and that power would go up in those hands too
>>64198283
if there's anything we're good at, it's starving ourselves.
McGregor and Rockhold are total beasts, and they're a real pleasure to watch fight. Why are you guys being such whiny bitches about it? It's good that they're champions
>>64198314
Khabib and RDA are just physical tanks and I'm not sure how McGregor deals with them. I think he handles Cerrone. Donald responds poorly to pressure and McGregor is an output machine.
>>64198238
mighty mouse is no. 1 and a bunch of others are, they don't do it.
I'm going to bed fuck this shit conference
>>64198345
Things_Casuals_Say
>>64198277
agreed
Dean is a company man, while Big John actually gives a shit about the sport.
Rockhold is a great champion im so happy for him
>>64198173
Sweden is without a doubt the weakest country in europe which says quite a lot
Are they taking this long to start because Also is literally on suicide watch?
>>64198345
More just sad that Aldo and The Chris lost like they did desu
>tfw /stillontheteam/
>>64198357
It's starting right now m8. Check it
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-194--Post-fight-Press-Conference
>>64198345
Because both fights ended in a way they shouldn't have
And because the other fights didn't really offer anything
>tfw Aldo Mendes because they want to force at least one of them out
>>64198345
It's literally the opposite of good that Rockhold is now champion.
>>64198207
nigger that's the best meal in vegas. That and a $3.99 Prime Rib offf strip
QUESTION
IF THE REF TOOK A POINT FROM YOEL WOULD IT HAVE BEEN A DRAW?
I've been using my Steam controller more to lurk /heem/ threads in a comfy position more than I have been playing games with it
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE CANVAS
Rory MacDonald claimed that GSP had said that he would only consider a UFC return if it was vs a huge name.
Just imagine...
Can you imagine?
>>64198367
Man, when will you /pol/tards grow up.
>>64198372
No, Dana and Lorenzo are making Aldo clean Conors room in a maid outfit whilst jerking off before the conference starts
>>64198277
Dean would have gotten shit for stopping the fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_nFe4RlbY4
Interview with Conrad
>>64198345
It doesn't make any fucking sense
McGregor winning is like the guy saying he will heem everybody in the thread
It's stupid. It's not logical. Mewment beat hard work. The sport is a joke
Was Dana really on FS1?
Too many fucking channels to find it
This a message to the Irish posters on /sp/ who said McGregor was going to get BTFO by Aldo:
You are hereby banished from /heem/ and stripped of your Irish nationality. The level of disgrace you bring to yourself, your nation and your countrymen is intolerable. The only course of action you have left is dishonorable sudoku. If you have hint of honor left in your body you will stream your suicide live so that your betters can watch it for our own amusement. May God have mercy on your souls
>>64198396
Rory vs. GSP?
>>64198349
I'm interested to see how Conor would deal with Cerrone's cheeky intercepting knees and counter kicks as the smaller guy for a change.
Can we all agree that Conor would dominate every weight class up to and including 185? There's no one who can defeat him until you get to LHW and even then there's only 6-8 who would have a chance.
weidman in the hospital
>>64198380
>Because both fights ended in a way they shouldn't have
EHL OHHH EHLLLL
Man...can Chris Weidman fans at least be graceful in defeat?
HOW THE FUCK DID FABER NOT GET FOTN
>>64198388
Yes.
One ref had Jacare by one point, and one ref had Yoel by point point.
One ref had Yoel by two points.
>>64198319
bullshit, you don't attend UWO
>>64198351
But they could and Johanna does.
Your logic isn't that great m8.
>>64198393
it actually fucking happened
weidman ded
>>64198411
Cerrone is a real tough customer that came further than I ever thought. I wonder how Conor would deal with so many obvious physical disadvantages.
>>64198397
can confirm sweden does suck
>no dana
>no weirdman
>no aldo
wtf is going on?
>>64198345
I'm happy for Rockhold. Been watching the dude since his Strikefarce days and it's surreal to see him as top dog now.
>>64198400
and he would have deserved because he's fucked up so many big fights before this
Fedor v Henderson being the worst example
I really hope Mcgregor has one title defence before moving up to 155. I don't want to see Aldo winning a vacant title.
>>64198349
RDA is stuck in the mud, too stiff, limited movement
He's tough so I'll give him that
Late 2nd rd TKO for Conor
Weidman lost to a gassed and limping Rockhold, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>64198200
irish knacker has irish knacker tattoos; surprises no-one; tarmacs driveways
>fell asleep before the title matches
>they were both garbage
>Luke's left foot is messed up due to kicking Chris
What's with Chris and people who kick him always getting their shit fucked up
>>64198441
weidman is at the hospital
>>>/a/134696252
/a/ is talking about us
>>64198402
Beautiful
>>64198434
It happened so fucking fast, muevment really did win lol
>>64198396
GSP vs Rashid Magomedgadzhiev Magomedov confirmed
>>64198441
dana went to the hospital because he came so hard from conor winning
>>64198441
Herb killed Weidman m8
>>64198464
he uses a defensive move that should be illegal
Rockhold is the least charismatic fighter of all time. Also he is a gay person.
>>64198407
GSP vs McGoob
>>64198415
wow what a surprise holy shit really no way dude wow im so blown away holy fuck
>>64198382
Nah nigga
>>64198455
>Weidhack gets exposed the first time his opponent isn't a 40 year old brazilian
not shocked
>>64198163
Yeah, maybe, but then my cousins would call round and kick your teeth out through the back of your skull.
Is Joanna the new P4P #1?
She's #1 in my heart.
>>64198210
>Connor vs somebody 30lbs bigger
Are you retarded?
>>64198463
>fell asleep
literally the only thing swedes know how to do, at home, in the octagon
>>64198464
Dude got concrete face
>>64198407
rory is coming after rockhold
>>64198396
Not a chance
>>64198427
lel yeah i do
u mad?
>>64198499
"I get the butterflies everyday~"
-Rockhold
>>64198412
wut? mcgregor got soundly beaten by mendes and he is not even the best wrestler from 145 to 185
>>64198465
Jose Aldo is at the hospital too he tried to commit suicide. it's on twitter so it's true
>>64198492
She is Key-OOT!
FUCK LUKE ROCKHOLD
>>64198501
I know but a nigga can pipe dream
>>64198464
His staph isnt due to kicking Chris, he said that was before he fought tonight
>>64198418
What? I like both fighters, everyone is agreeing that wheel kick was stupid and lost him the fight
>mma fans hyped this up as their rumble in the jungle
laughing my ass off
>>64198490
>Irishmen can't fight by themselves and have to fight in numbers like fucking niggers
You're called the niggers of Europe for a reason tbqh.
>>64198492
it's probably Jon Jones
he was so dominant he had to defeat himself by snorting coke until he went bonkers
FUCK HERB DEAN
>>64198487
I like Rockhold but man dat interview skills...
>"omg... I can't even... I'm sorry I'm just tired... and I had staph infection... I'm........"
>>64198514
meet me at victoria park and I'll show u how mad I am
>>64198539
He was being chopped up by Luke's kicks anyway.
>Rockhold giving Brazilian excuses
>muh draining my body
>muh antibiotics
>muh too tired to finish before round 4
Jesus Christ....
>>64198492
If you want a girl who looks like Joanna then just got to Poland and pay the first crack whore you see 20euro
>>64198542
> says an actual nigger
Anyway I was taking the piss, as if I'd put my self in a position where I'd be touched by a blackman, litterally disgusting.
remainder red panty is coming up soon
>>64198542
>that matsumoto gif
MATSUMOTO, OUT
>>64198525
>it's on twitter so it's true
Its on jewitter, yeah the cia likes to use its social sites just to remind itself how high it can make the sheep jump
>>64198567
it's not a brazilian excuse when he wins you fucking whining faggot
>>64198492
Rose is gonna bootyblast her
USADA will take care of conor lads, that kind of power isn't god given
>>64198448
Not giving a rematch to Aldo is literally one of the worst things you can do to him
He's never lost, you can bet your ass the only thing he wants to do now is avenge that loss, how shit would it be if he never got that opportunity because McGoober moved up? Fighters are competitive, he probably couldn't live it down
PANCRASE STREAM WHEN?
POST FIGHT PRESSER STREAM WHEN?
cmon heem bros hook a brother up
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DIDNT ENGLAND ERADICATE YOU IRISH CUNTS.
ALL YOU JACKASSES DO IS DRINK AND BE FAGGOTS, LITERALLY WHITE NIGGERS.
I honestly hope Ireland is bombed off the face of the Earth.
>>64198383
don't be frustrated pham
I like how people are acting like the "timing beats speed thing" is on the same level as the movement shit when that's been a boxing thing for about a hundred years
>>64198563
this is the last picture of Aldo recorded before he killed himself
RIP
>>64198536
No he said he was limping because of a checked kick, watch the fucking presser ffs
>McGregor vs Edgar for the belt at 145
>McGregor vs winner of RDA and Cerrone next week
OH LAWD
>>64198567
>being this butthurt that The Bigman lost
MCGREGOR CONFIRMED IMMEDIATE 155 LB TITLE SHOT
>>64198590
UFC
dot
TV
>mfw Wiedman thought he could beat Jonny Bones
>mfw Aldo thought he could kick MOVEMENT
>mfw Gunni actually went to ground with Maia
>>64198567
What excuses? He won the fight.
>>64198591
>I honestly hope Ireland is bombed off the face of the Earth.
google "the troubles" lol
Post fight conference has started
Lads will McGregor or Aldo be on this?
have never been more homesick lads :(
WHY DID THE ECONOMY HAVE TO FUCK UP
>yfw based goat jones comes back and destroys the entire AKA camp of cormier, cain and rockhold before he retires
Maia looking dapper as fuck in that suit
>>64198277
Big John has reffed like 3 of my fights. Love the guy. But Herb Dean is not awful whatsoever.
>>64198590
both on fightpass faggot
There's still time to join the team boys.
>>64198163
>mfw limp wristed brits had to get big strong Irish men to fight their wars for them
Munster fusiliers and the most decisive maneuver in waterloo were Irish, I'd knock every last tooth down your fucking throat Muhammad if any of them were even worth knocking out you dentally retarded cunt.
Fuck me Sholler should do these every time
>38 years old
Damn
No Dana, Aldo or McGregor?
Lel Maia completely dominated Gunny
>McGregor gets wrestlefucked in every fight from here on
How much you wanna bet we all wonder how anyone lost to him after this fight?
>>64198624
Hes a Jew you Jew
>>64198579
>talks like a nigger
>gets called out on talking like a nigger
>"b-but you're the n-nigger!"
>>64198603
This is so fucking ridiculous. Is the UFC on the brink of going bankrupt now that Ronda lost or something? Literally nothing justifies him getting a 155 immediate title shot.
Dana is hoping that whoever wins the fight next week is in good condition and then he can sell a superfight for 150 mil paper views and if Conor loses who cares, he moved up in weight.
>>64198590
Post fight presser stream is literally on Youtube on UFC's channel
>>64198628
I bet I could take you down
post yfw you knew Aldo was done
He looked so goddamn awkward forcing his head down the entire time like that
>>64198624
Talking smart too. Breaking down his dominance.
>>64198434
I fucking love this webm because you can see the ref fucking blast him in the head with a Jaguar Kick
DAT ASS CHIN
>>64198661
I bet I could suck your dick.
dana is off partying with mcgregor
the cash is in the bank already
FAVORITE CHAMPIONS
1. Joanna
2. Werdum
3. McGregor
4. Robbie
5. Holly
6. Dillashaw
7. Mighty Mouse
8. RDA
9000000001. Rockhold
How did Faber not FOTN?
Even Romero/Jacare was better than Weidman/Rockhold
>>64198632
>an Irish manlet acting like his fist could even reach my wonky jaw
>>64198648
they giving him the straight shot just to avoid that because it brings less money then
>>64198643
>watching the press conference
Where's Dana and Conor?
>>64198663
he always does that...
>>64198624
I always thought Maia was handsome as fuck. Been a fav for years love the guy
>>64198663
He's always done that
THERES STILL TIME TO JOIN THE TEAM
#JOINTHETEAM
>>64198663
>He looked so goddamn awkward forcing his head down the entire time like that
He does that every fight
You now realize Dennis Siver lasted more than Jose Aldo in a fight against McGregor
Urijah seems like a good guy.
>>64198660
whats the link lad?
>>64198677
>waifu faggots
Why does he wear the headband?
nice headband Faber
>faber thinks he can get the belt back
lol
>>64198701
>the city of 'The Team'
>>64198690
doing a fuck load of blow
>>64198716
>MUH CALIFORNIA KID
>champion for 2 years, 5 months
>the city of weedman
>>64198674
You are so cock
Cock guy
>playin video games sittin on the floor
Rockhold confirmed for total bro
Are Luke and Cormier in a gay relationship?
>>64198711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXHai7M7oU
>>64198716
He's a small guy
>>64198701
I'm on the team. Even though the team loses once doesn't mean they are done. It takes 4 losses before the team is done. You should know that, Blue Jays kek.
Wow, what a brilliant and inspiring new champion Rockhold is.
>>64198704
>>64198659
I think it's really down to Potato not being able to cut healthy. He honestly looked like pale skeletor tonight and I don't think he can do that for too long.
We can all agree that this was a card filled with disappointment when it came to the actual fights, yes?
>>64198643
Aldo is there
>>64198603
makes sense, ufc have let about 20 super fights slip through their fingers. I cant even remember the last one. BJpenn vs gsp if that counts?
2016 will be the year of super fights. JJ vs werdum/cain and MM vs cruz/tj
Why is such a loser like Faber so overpromoted?
How does it feel /heem/?
Jones and Rockhold are living proof that weed will turn you into a UFC champion
That camera pan
>>64198744
>grasping this fucking hard that you literally strawman into other sports
Your boy got keked lmaooo
>>64198324
This gentleman speaks the truth.
STOOL FOR JESUS
WILL ALDO OR MCGREGOR BE ON THIS POST FIGHT PRESSER? BLOODY HELL I'M WAITING
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE DANA FFS
Where's Conor and Dana?
>Camera man can't find the only black one there
>>64198753
Holloway vs. Stephens, Maia vs. Nelson and Rockhold vs. Weidman all delivered.
>>64198361
nope it's actually the casuals that hate mcgregor
>>64198659
>literally nothing
Other than being a top 5 P4P fighter, even better lightweight fighter, easily better than every other currently healthy goof in that division, and knocking out the P4P king with one shot
Get the fuck outta here, ya aint a real fight fan
>>64198754
my bad that is yoel
>>64198731
Is that meant to be a bad thing?
>>64198760
Why the Weedman lose den???
>I don't fuckin know
What was the question again?
how in the fuck does this cuban get away with the roids?
is it HGH and not roids?
I can't see him being able to afford roids
ROMERO YOURSELF MY MAN
>>64198745
"How butthurt you are!" she then did exclaim.
>What better to kek you with!
I like that Yoel shaved for the conference.
>>64198788
kek
>>64198712
>Elite striking
>TDD
>1 2 cutie pie
>>64198797
you talking about rockhold? he was asked my cormier said to him in the ring after he won.
>>64198716
To Hide the ugly, should have it on his chin to hide that vag he has going, you do have kids watching ufc, its not right
god damn why do people keep giving yoel a fucking mic
>>64198782
No it's actually how that entire post is worded. Like someone who just watched their first UFC PPV.
>>64198774
>Literally being coached or associated with meme serra
Hang with losers, become a loser.
>inb4 Weidman's dad shows up in his place and shouts HE'S STILL MUH BOY
>>64198798
It's literally roids. The UFC is like all major sports in America. You have to be a literal retard to get caught using PEDs
Weidman's "reign" as a champion was a fucking joke.
No one should respect that bozo.
>>64198774
he doesn't believe in jesus, he's a cryptojew
>>64198774
>I can't wait to see his face when he realizes that suddenly this isn't going like he thought it was going to go.
>>64198797
What DC said to him after the fight
>>64198798
HGH is more expensive than roids
>>64198753
Nelson v Mia delivered.
I was so glad it didnt be one of those b grade striking match when two grapplers fight
>>64198661
Probably not. The real way you could beat me is keep it on the feet. My striking is horrible; my grappling is top tier.
Imagine if the NFL instituted a rule where, if a team runs back the opening kickoff and scores, the game is automatically over. Now imagine that happened in the Superbowl.
This is the problem with MMA. There is no guarantee of competition in a competitive event
>>64198837
agreed. His 5 biggest wins are over Brazilians past their prime in their late 30s
Cuban accent is the worst Spanish accent.
>>64198798
>thinking its just the cuban
probably 90% of ufcs roster is on something
>>64198837
He beat a bunch of old, deflated Brazilians.
POST YFW CONOR POPS FOR ROIDS
>>64198830
nah I've been watching mma religiously since 2007. McGregor and Rockhold have supreme confidence, amazing athletic talent, and fantastic all around games. It's good they are on top
YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>64198831
>these butthurt faggots on the team hating on Rockhold
>>64198837
>average age of opponents in title fights is 37 before this fight
>>64198798
roided to fuck
bigger than any natty peak test 25-30 year old when hes 40
kekking all day.
>>64198857
That's any combat sport you goof.
>41st fight
that's a serious number
>>64198852
H-Hall-senpai?
>tfw haven't traned in ages
>>64198807
>"So Rockhold, what will you do now that you're champion?"
>"Um, I don't know... I'll be getting some new gold watches, probably... I've had it pretty easy in life, y'know? I did this cuz I got bored."
>>64198753
It wasn't as good as 189 but it was a decent watch.
>>64198857
This isn't fucking boxing man. There were two title fights and 1 fight to see who is next in line for the middleweight title shot. Add two other pretty good fights and that is why MMA is way better than boxing.
No one gives a shit if the main event is over in 13 seconds except fuckign casuals.
>>64198881
Damn the roids still going strong on that old man
>>64198798
>Cutting 40+lbs while remaining significant muscle mass
![658a91fcbaa4ce67cfa18b84d1cef9e3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mgVLba1.png "658a91fcbaa4ce67cfa18b84d1cef9e3[1]"){kind=small}
>>64198685
Stay mad you furious kek
>punching someone when they're down
how the fuck is this a sport?
>>>/asp/
BIG
>"We will collide in the middle of the octagon and José will fall on the first exchange" - Conor McGregor
>>64198791
Anderson was champ for 6 years, 8 months
Fedor was undefeated for 10 straight years. To this day he has never been knocked down or beaten on the cards.
Faber put the lower weight classes on the map
respect
>Weidman was literally the only clean champion and you people are shitting on him
>>64198798
genetics
>>64198837
They wouldn't shutup about how he beat Silva twice knowing full well what happened to Silva in the 2nd fight
>Rockhold says he's blessed
>Max Holloway looks up
Why is McGregor not in the post fight conference?
>>64198884
Same thing for Rockhold
>>64198893
>I can't wait to see his face when he realizes that he BTFO'd me
you fail to see that I have zero invested in this fight you faggot
but your boy got his fucking ass kicked lol
He's literally turning into a ninja turtle
why the fuck is Faber still wearing a headband
>Join the team
>Want McGoat to win but assume Aldo will win
Who /BADDECISIONS/ here?
Almost as embarrassing as all that shitposting I did about /Rumble2015/... Am I just a filthy casual who knows nothing of the sport?
>>64198857
Um wut? There's no guarantee in any sport. There's boring ass handegg games and dry one sided humpings in niggahoops too. They just take longer.
>>64198944
Probably talking with the bosses.
>>64198934
>Let's compare him to all these other dominant champs
Literally no one on the active fight roster other than Mighty Mouse and Jones, were as dominant as Chris. Anyway, enjoy your shitposting moment.
>>64198911
>only casuals want to see a drawn out, closely matched fight, a la Jones vs Gustaffson or Fedor vs Cro Cop
you are everything wrong with this sport m8
Cruz Faber is the rocky story
TJ Faber is the brother's story
![2014-11-05-UFN-SYD-PRESS-CONFERENCE-0009[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dBHKkQy.png "2014-11-05-UFN-SYD-PRESS-CONFERENCE-0009[1]")
Atheism wins again, rightfully so
How badly is Romero gonna get beat?
>>64198981
everyone that was paying attention could see how Weidman's reign wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and that McGregor was the real deal and unlike anyone Aldo had ever fought before
>>64198968
*tips fedora*
are all hawaiians retarded?
>Holloway banter
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
Shame McGregor is moving up. I'd like to see a Holloway rematch, an Edgar fight, an Aldo rematch. Holloway can give him serious issues.
>>64198892
Are you asking if I'm Ryan Hall?
No but I've trained w/ him many times
>>64198997
Of course everyone wants to see an amazing battle like Rory and Lawler II, but real fight fans recognize that flash knockouts happen and they don't feel gyped because there were also other amazing fights on the card.
You are casual as fuck.
>>64198972
>HGH BRO THIS SHIT IS THE BOMB
Italians are the biggest niggers. Theyre either on coke or roids or both.
>>64198881
that fucking fat hgh head
serra used to be pretty good looking too.
>>64198981
>mfw I made multiple different predictions and posted them for predictionkuk and still didn't get them right
DO IT FOR BJ PENN!
Lel Rockhold is so cocky.
>>64199026
he literally just fucking said he's not moving up and wants to fight Frankie Edgar, you colossal idiot
damn
I still really want Aldo vs McGregor 2
This sucks
I swear to god Rockhold is gay
There is no way he isn't
PAYDAY BABY IRELAND WE DID IT WOO!!
>>64199026
Holloway is too fucking slow.
>>64199043
And he backs it oop!
>>64198981
We're all filthy casuals here. Embrace it.
>>64198925
>has to bring up data from 200 years ago
You are THIS mad. It's the current year bro, Irishmen are midgets.
>>64198861
>muh staph
>muh staph
Rockhold makes it hard to like him
>muh staph
Fuck off
>>64198485
>he uses a defensive move that should be illegal
Heard it here first guys, checking kicks Muay Thai style is now illegal.
>>64199032
m8 I've been watching this sport since the glory days of pride. I've seen it all. flash knockouts are the worst thing about mma
>>64199036
You can't rig the system you faggot.
>>64199066
This is it
>>64199057
does anybody have any idea how many buys the ppv did? I can't wait to see what the numbers are
>>64198946
What?
are you a retard
>>64199044
McGregor said that? I'm watching the press conference.
>>64199047
>That mix between Murata and ONE's style
Nice son
>>64199072
I've been watching this shit since the VHS tapes of the first UFCs from my local video store. Flash knockouts are way better than Shamrock VS Grace for 45 minutes in guard and that's it.
>>64199032
you're like that retarded football fan who wants every QB to throw deep on every play
>>64199017
*tips photo of rockhold on his fridge*
Man I was so prepared to meme between the rounds
Laughing at mewvment, saying McGoober was shook, Talking about he's shit ground game and how he wouldn't last 5 rounds
But no. It wasn't to be, the memes couldn't even begin
In order to meme now I'm going to have to change sides and buy in to the mewvment
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING HUES
>Luke wants a TRTless Vitor
>>64199032
Ya ain't a real fight fan my man
You're a fuckin goof
Aldos gotta earn his rematch
Frankie got his, time for Aldo to get it back
>>64199085
Memes are real
Lol Rockhold is the cockiest motherfucker I've ever seen. Cockier than Conor and Jon Jones combined.
I thought Mcgregor would be a bad champion but Rockhold is winning the belt on that one
>>64199090
here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_nFe4RlbY4
please stop spreading misinformation with shit you pulled out of your ass
>>64199085
Must smell like Irish Spring soap
>>64199096
>every fight has to be a 5 round battle and a decision
Go back to /asp/ and the WWE threads you literal cock monster.
>Werdum and dos Anjos are gonna be next
>tfw there will never be a brazilian ufc champ ever again
>>64199094
there's a difference between 45 minutes of hugging and 45 minutes of fighting m8
>>64198663
What made it is not that he looks down, he always does that.
It's that his posture was timid in the seconds before the bell rang and his opening move seemed weak and scared.
And then he ended up charging McGreGOAT chin out not guarding it with his hand and biting down on his mouthguard hoping for a lucky punch.
>>64199120
I was going from what Kavanagh told Dana. Hardly 'misinformation'.
>wake up
>weedman btfo
>aldo btfo
mfw
my morning couldnt be better, I literally laughed the neighbours awake when I saw that 13sec KO
>>64199107
you realize he got knocked out by Vitor? no of course you don't, casual fuck
Would Faber try and fight me if I fucked his sister?
Which camp has the most steroid abuse?
UFC confirmed for full of CHEATS
>lie detector
>>64199104
It's not too late to switch sides. All you have to do is say "Irish as a nation is better than England. McGregor is the greatest fighter who ever lived and no Englishman will ever reach his level."
>>64199128
>implying the best fights aren't 5 rounds of absolute mayhem followed by a late knockout by whoever was behind on the cards
is faber actually retarded?
>>64199084
Are you?
Lyoto - 37
Bisping - 36
Boetsch - 34
Belfort - 36
Costas - 36
>>64199113
Can you be cocky when you are literally the best
>>64198402
he's so calm after winning.
>>I'm so pumped for the PED testing
>glances at Romero seconds later
>considers lie detectors legit
GOOF
O
O
F
>>64199137
you're going from pure speculation like a stupid little dip shit
>>64199153
McGregor is English ya fucking goof
>>64199157
after 41 fights he surely is not as sharp
>>64198125
Congrats man!
hahahahahahahahaha
you goofs
>no weedman, mcgoober, aldo or dana on the post fight conference
Why did I stay up for this shit? It's just an hour of Urijah's midlife crisis.
>>64199146
AKA
CONOR IS COMING TO THE INTERVIEW
>conor gets his own press conference
lel
>>64199184
mcgoober is coming in 5 minutes
>>64199155
>implying the best thing ever isn't "both of these fighters deserve to win after that battle, I hope this is a draw on the scorecards"
>>64199128
>a rematch is warranted by a cold cock KO
How do you think I could meet Joanna and ask her on a date and have her fall in love with me and make her my cute wife?
>>64199083
no concrete numbers yet. presser just said there that it was definitely highest of 2015, and maybe all time
What's up with everyone having staph infections?
>>64199184
just wait you spaz
Was Faber referring to Dillashaw with that PED comment lol
>>64199153
>no Englishman will ever reach his level
Memes aside this is probably true, at least for the near future
There's barely any decent Bong fighters ffs and McGoober's just bet one of the #1 p4p fighters in beyond spectacular fashion
ffs
>NEEWU MAGANY
>>64199153
Who's Englands best fighter right now? The last decent Brits I remember were Pissbing and Dan Hurrdy.
>>64198591
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DIDNT ENGLAND ERADICATE YOU IRISH CUNTS.
They couldn't cause we all have a serious left-hook.
@arielhelwani 1m1 minute ago
McGregor is 5-7 minutes away from showing up. #tankhim
>>64199153
>who is lennox lewis
>>64199166
He also doesn't believe in vaccines, he seems cool but not the brightest
>>64199203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5WX3AMmlI
can you sing in polish?
>>64199124
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Markunator
we need more memes
>>64199199
>a rematch is warranted by a cold cock KO
Is this your first time watching combat sports?
>>64199203
Easy man. Go to poland and train in her gym for a long time and after 2-3 years approach her and make a pun and she will laugh then be her friend for a few more years and when she loses be her shoulder to cry on and then give her a cosby and then when she wakes up tell her you are married.
Hope the UFC does a group support meeting for Ronda, Aldo, Wiedman, Spyda, Barao, Pettis and Cain. They should invite DC for good measure
>>64199104
It's a good strategy tbqh, looking back on it, Aldo clearly was distracted by Conor's attitude, and had to avoid any interaction with him. He looked stiff, and didn't even want to look him in the eyes before the fight. Thinking about it, if you're more free, calmer, and not sporting niggling injuries from hard sparing, you have the advantage.
Aldo simply looked like he was feeling those ten years on his shoulders, so either McGoobers words really did work and Aldo rushed in leading with his head in anger, or Aldo just cracked under the pressure of his streak and came in too stiff and nervous.
Kicking out a candle wick will never not be a meme though, that was the funniest thing i've ever seen.
>>64199209
Miranda Cosgrove got fat
Well, that's another big event done. I'm going to leave /heem/ again and go back to my NEET life, jerking off to shemales and kuck porn.
Byeee xoxoxo
>>64199142
Vitor is one of my favorite fighter fuck off
>Maia thinks he won't get the shit beaten out of him by any of the top 5
>>64199160
>>64199160
Costas was 34 when they fought.
Boetsch was 33.
Bisping was 35.
Lyoto was 36.
Notice how you... you know... skewed the data on purpose? I wonder why that is? I wonder why you would do something like that?
Notice how I specifically said "title fights", and then you proceeded to list Rockhold's non title fights?
Are you actually a retard in real life?
>>64199230
No, I just don't subscribe to idiocy just because it pollutes my planet
Vitor/Rockhold 2 will be next.
They'll scrap the Anderson rematch.
Romero vs Anderson will happen instead
>>64199247
Maia would SON Carlos Condit. 50-45.
>>64199226
I will learn starting tonight.
I read that someone said that that was a lucky punch by mcgregoat
just wanted to say that you have to be retarded to think that
>10m in tickets
Welp, Conor isn't getting even 1m
man Maia's english is good, he's also pretty composed on the microphone.
>>64198831
Serra's going to take care of Rockhold for his boy, just you wait and see.
>>64199243
>fat
fuck off low test beta
how are you going to call a thick juicy lass with a tiny waist and a flat stomach like that fat?
Was Conor winning a fluke?
So, after all the hype for Rousey/Holms ends in one minute
McGregor/Aldo ends in 13 seconds.
This sport is going to close up shop in a year.
>>64199238
>DC shows up crying with a box full of Popeyes and wont stop talking about how Jon Jones is going to heem him
book it Dana
>>64199260
>Romero vs Anderson will happen instead
No it won't. That makes no sense. Anderson-Belfort II in Brazil would be enormous.
>>64199243
Doesn't even remotely look like her. Nowhere near the same race either. Is the fat covering your eyes, you stupid americunt?
>>64199085
>chael sonnen went to the fights with women's underwear in his pocket so he could make some dumb twitter post after the fight
sad 2bh
>>64199270
he also doesnt know how to shut the fuck up
>>64199286
No.
>>64199286
no such thing as a fluke win
That was a straight up lucky punch and everyone knows it.
Literally the WORST post fight press conference of all time. OF ALL TIME.
>>64199308
You make any mistakes, and you have to pay.
Serious question: Why don't more fighters act like insufferable assholes like Connor does? Don't they realise it's the key to success?
There's no point being a good fighter if you don't talk shit. The fans have to CARE about your fight before it matters.
>>64199286
He threaded a needle on the one thing Aldo does wrong
>>64199308
hahaha but hurt aldo fan
>>64199239
I think McGoober definitely did get to Aldo
>His own press conference
I need to find a new hobby. This shit sucked.
>>64199287
>Rousey/Holms ends in one minute
If you mean 1 minute into the second round then yeah
Name a more overpromoted loser. You can't.
why is she so lewd lads?
It would be so weird to see Aldo in a non title fight
>>64199313
nah bro its been ultra chill everyones happy good to see
>>64199308
it was but aldo is old as shit anyways
there is a new breed of fighters
So just Irish King... did Aldo go to hospital?
>>64199286
Flukes don't exist
Buttblasted Hue fans are my absolute favorite thing in MMA, probably why I like The Chris so much
'Ave you an 'atchet
THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Where is Aldo?
>>64199308
wasn't lucky it landed, lucky it ko'd yeah
them lip shots, lip punch took out silva
>>64199258
Well I can't really say title fights since Luke wasn't champ now was he faggot?
And he fought guys who were in their mid 30's average of mid 30 and he lost to a Brazilian that Chris fought and beat another one that Chris had already beaten, so what is it exactly are you on about you cock sucking fudge packer?
I'm cummin for ya job Dana.
>>64199132
>Implying GSP Isn't the GOAT of GOATs
>>64199308
shit happens m9
look at Anderson Silva
the goat gets the room to himself
>>64199338
Canada you are legit the fucking worst. You are worse than Aussie shitposters. You are worse than indian shit in the streets. You are worse than casual irish faggots. You are worse than Hitler and the Jews.
The EA sports cover looks beyond shit
Seriously, it's like some shit I'd throw together in Photoshop
Conor is everything Bisping wasn't
Dana is laughing and jizzing uncontrollably
>McGregor taking the podium
How can one man be so alpha?
>>64199308
>lead with your head trying to hit a left hook on someone that's left-hand dominant
>getting so distracted by shit talking you felt like you absolutely had to do this
>you get heemed in a single punch
>DA LUCK O' DA IRISH THO
almost more embarrassing than 7-1
>leading with a left hook
lol is conor the new dana
he just took over the presser
>>64199294
Cosgrove is Asian
Surprised she wasn't aborted
>>64199339
You know aldo is fucking 29 right? 2 years older than McGregor? Fucking newfags I swear...
No point, straight to the morgue
Connor is a fucking jedi
Conor running the press conference lol
>>64199357
goat of milking the clock and laying on top of people
HE FUCKING PREDICTED IT
FUCKING MCGREGOR
YOU ABSOLUTE BEAST
ALPHA
AS
FUCK
I SEE DESE TINGS
I SEE DEES TINGS
DE DON'T SEE LIKE I SEE
I SEE THESE TINGS
conor taking meltzers job
It's nice that immediately after the fight McGregor is respectful
HE VISUALISES DEEZ TINGS LADS
HE SEES DA SHOTS
HE SEES DA SEQUENCES
>>64199339
Aldo is only 2 years older than McGregor
Timing
Speed
Precision
That's it.
So it turns out Aldo was the hyped one who has fought nobodies. Best pound for pound they said. What a fucking joke.
>>64199362
Also, it has to suck having a renowned loser on the cover.
>Aldo worried about legacy
>Dana comes to his locker room
Think he got offered Hall Of Fame?
>Conor literally talking about making meme magic into reality
Is he the living incarnation of Ba'al family?
>>64199287
People I know who never touch MMA in their life and the most casuals who think UFC is the name of the sport are all talking about Holly Holms and McGregor right now.
If anything flashy knockouts are what's drawing mainstream viewers.
>MEWVEMENT
MEWVMENT
>MEWVEMENT
MEWVMENT
>MEWVEMENT
MEWVMENT
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>>64199124
No wonder their women are fucking all the foreigners. Nobody else has a dick.
>>64199438
>UFC 2 Memes
>>64198591
This faggot is planning to shoot a school or university or something.
Do us a favour and use the one bullet on yourself before Obama takes your guns.
>>64199438
Guarantee that UFC 200 is Howdy/Holm 2, McGregor/Edgar and Jones/DC
>>64199063
What do when Irish & over 6' tall?
>>64199357
Honestly, have you ever seen an actual fight of his, or are you one of the millions of retards that hear something like "undefeated!" or "reigning champion!" and instantly grow an unquenchable boner for someone you've heard of in passing? Georges "Lay and Pray" St. Pierre is the worst meme fighter to ever come out of the sport.
>>64198058
Big John did way more damage to Aldo than McMemer did.
>>64199215
>who is canadian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
