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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes(tomorrow)
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
TUF 22 Finale: Edgar vs Mendes weigh-in video: https://youtu.be/LXUt50IO2O [Embed]
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
Extras:
Namajunas vs VanZant post fight press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7x_vJwYP6 [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0 [Embed]
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7 [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOqrqfgjF [Embed]
UFC 194 Embedded:
Extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V [Embed]
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ [Embed]
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEF [Embed]
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahj [Embed]
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4j [Embed]
First for Red King
In for Aljo Sterling
>>64142582
is Sterling the most fly ass fighter on the roster?
>tfw after this weekend it will take 7 days until the next event.
WHAT DO?
>>64142595
That's a oneFC thread, this is a /heem/ thread
That OP doesn't even mention the fucking UFC card that is on tonight
>>64142595
That's not a /heem/ thread, autismo. I don't understand why people think we have game threads for anything other than UFC events. It seems to only happen when casuals flock in for big ppvs.
Who will win lads?
Aldo or McGregor?
>>64142619
The fans.
>>64142602
>>6414260
>claim theyre real fight fans
>not watching mma with soccer kicks and screaming pride lady
>>64142619
Dana
>>64142641
>be autistic
>make game threads to post in by yourself
WHO /EFN/ HERE?
>tfw work all week to sort out bodyclock
>tfw fall asleep at 1am and wake up at 8am
I'm fucked bros
>>64142661
so did i, just get some caffeine, beast it, sleep till 2 pm, done
>>64142661
>tfw ufc is always 12-6pm here
>>64142661
work out hard today
go to sleep at 11 and wake up halfway through the early prelims
that should get you in synch with the fights
I'm going to bed
>>64142661
You and me both, dana doesn't give a fuck about european fans. I feel sorry for the Irish fans
>>64142674
>>64142672
>>64142661
>get up at 7am
>work 8-4:30pm
>get home just after 5pm, sit on the couch and post on /heem/ for a bit
>wife makes supper
>head over to old man's house at 6pm to watch fights
>back home by 12:30am
>rinse/repeat
lmao suckaz
>>64142689
>back home by 12:30am
>get up at 7am
what a shit life
>>64142619
I have money on Aldo, and I think he will win, but the Greggs has hands.
>>64142685
Why?
Lots of people here will go out and watch this.
Then box heads afterwards.
It's all we're good at, boxing heads.
>>64142689
>8-5
Why does
python3 ufc.py m3u8 http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant | xargs mpv
work
but
python3 ufc.py m3u8 http://www.ufc.tv/video/namajunas-vs-vanzant | xargs -I M3U8 livestreamer hlsvariant://M3U8 best -o rose-paige.mp4
returns
[cli][info] Found matching plugin stream for URL hlsvariant://M3U8
error: Unable to open URL: http://M3U8 (('Connection aborted.', gaierror(8, 'nodename nor servname provided, or not known')))
>>64139871
>muh body issues
>I'm such a role model
>>64142702
I bet Ireland is fight crazy this week.
Weidman will get beaten up but then he'll come back and win.
https://twitter.com/JamesGoyder/status/675260936026873856
>>64142702
>tfw workin in the pub tomorrow night
>tfw comfy lock in for the fight
>>64142748
Weidman will push Rockhold against the cage, Rockhold will sink in a chokey and pull guard and win
>>64142767
Rockhold wakes up to Herb Dean telling Javier Mendes not to lie to him.
i hope you guys arent forgetting to trane mewvment this fight week
just finished climbing some trees
>>64142762
>being at work for the fights
you poor soul lmao
>>64142779
bar will be closed around the time the main card starts
then i get to drink with a few of the lads in a quiet bar and watch the rest
>>64142785
>bar will be closed around the time the main card starts
shit bar desu
>>64142771
>AKA going 1*- 3 in title fights this year
>>64142796
guards will raid, they always do when there is a big fight in vegas
but since i work there ill get to stay on
>>64142772
WOD
>100 kendo stick hops
>10 hand-rail walks
>50 meme kick candle-extinguishes
>sand-dance to failure
>paige crying like the cunt that she is at the post fight press conference
Guess who works for UFC now.
https://youtu.be/y-8MAgdR_H4
>>64142805
>like the cunt that she is
How is crying being a cunt exactly?
>>64142804
good lad
keep it playful in here
What the fuck is wrong with Sage? That fucking internet question that the end.
>>64142829
i have little doubt that his dad beat the shit out of him when he was younger
>>64142809
fucking hate that British guy
imo people should have the self awareness to step down if they are shit at something that involves the public
>>64142772
why are you making fun of Ido Portal, the guy is basicly a gymnast
He actually did gymnastics way back. But he started focussing less on the actual gymnastics aspect and more of the moving your body through space
Believe it or not, he's legit. But the question is how it will transfer to MMA, we'll see that tomorrow
>>64142601
>what do
Why don't you take in some more "refugees" and try to destroy europe again heinrich?
>>64142829
>>64142833
Honestly, I think he's just really stupid.
>>64142844
im not making fun of him, i did trane that
>>64142829
>>64142833
He literally sounds brainwashed
>>64142847
back off before i pack your shit bitch boy
>>64142851
exactly, the product of child abuse
unfortunately tonight's card sucks, there is no one on it whose loss will be satisfying
>>64142848
>studies to be a petroleum engineer
>stupid
>Frankie wins tonight
>Aldo wins tomorrow night
>Aldo announces his move to 155lb tomorrow night
>UFC makes Frankie vs Conor for the 145lb Belt
>Frankie molests Conor at UFC 200
>UFC 200
>both Ronda and Conor lose and Dana commits suicide
>Fertitta brothers sell the UFC at this point
>Vince McMahon buys the UFC
>Invokes Brock's Championship rematch clause that he never used after losing to Cain
>yfw Brock is UFC Heavyweight Champion by the end of 2016
this prophecy has been foretold
>>64142872
I can tell by your applied logic that the likelihood of you also being stupid is high
>>64142872
>google John 3:16
I have atheist friends that can quote that shit without thinking
>>64142881
im also smart actually
you arent mr Adan, go repost webms on reddit now
>>64142864
Kek
You are so tolerant heini
>>64142885
Good for them
>>64142885
>talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16, Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass
>>64142872
>it's hard to graduate high school in the USA with a 4.0
>>64142871
>Mendes losing to #c, #ic and #2 inside 18 months won't be satisfying
Is there a webm of joanna smiling in the crowd from yesterday's card?
My post is MMA related and therefore doesn't justify a ban
>>64142926
no it won't be. mendes is likable.
plus he won't lose
>>64142907
I skipped 115 days out of a possible 186 my senior year, had to attend remedial sessions with the principal, and I still "graduated" with a 2.9 GPA. If you can recall simple shit(and dodge bullets), then you're golden in American schools.
>>64142907
then why are you still a NEET
>>64142934
califag pls go
>>64142892
*flicks jab at you*
*720° hook kick to the head that stops 1 mm in front of your skull*
listen here kiddo, this is not everything i can do so you better watch your shit. you are in a shark tank here. this is where the big fish swim.
>>64142937
American education is about knowledge but not understanding which is how SJWs are born.
>>64142964
>which is how SJWs are born.
Found a way to shoe-horn that in eh Abdul?
>>64142937
>>64142907
Some people are so unaware of the way that the world works that they actually believe that how they scored on a test is indicative of how intelligent they actually are in general.
>a carpenter is really really good at doing algebra in his head
>wow he must be a genius!
>an electrician can explain how charged electrons move through conductors and explain how to calculate the resistance of complex circuits
>holy shit wow is he ever smart!
>>64142946
You forgot one thing
>360 spin rape by a "refugee" on all the girls on your street while you praise merkel and simultaneously your dick turns into a mutilated vagine ready for enrichment
Ftfy broheini
>>64142964
>which is how SJWs are born
No, those are born when parents don't know how to tell their kids to fuck off or how to properly discipline them. Instead they choose to let the world dictate their kid's actions and those kids in turn become ignorant cunts that don't know jack shit about how the real world operates.
>>64142987
>implying I didn't specifically state that "If you can recall simple shit..."
Jesus Canada, even with my retarded ass American education at least I have reading comprehension.
>>64142964
american education standards are super low because sheeeit nigga high standards be rayciss n shit, and with europe taking in refugees like they are, european education will become the exact same way when the bureau of tolerance finds that little mohammed isn't doing as well in school as little winston is.
>>64143012
I was agreeing with you, you fucking idiot. Your post is literally condemning the very act that you're committing in the same fucking post!
way to BTFO yourself bud lol
>>64143015
This
>tfw trump will make america great again
About that MMA discussion
>>64142995
>>64143024
I can immediately see that you are some dumb cunt from /int/. What do you even want here if you don't want to talk about MMA?
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/11/9890858/outclassed-paige-vanzant-admits-i-just-don-t-have-the-technique-yet
>h-hey TJ.... I hear Colorado's nice.
Aldo is going to kickbox McGregor and back him up.
Do we have WebM's from yesterdays Fight Night?
>>64143041
yeah they're on reddit :^)
I picked Miller to win but Chiesa is a cool dude
>>64143037
If he can close the distance and stay away from CONOR'S kicks.
>>64143035
who is TAM's new striking coach. who at TAM has won a fight since then. only benny?
#JoinTheMovement
https://youtu.be/6QGRhfLFAQ8?t=125
>>64143027
What discussion? Everything has been decided already,
>FE is winning
>Aldo is winning
>Rockhold is winning
>No for Gay Jesus is winning
>Maia is winning
>Stephens is winning
>>64143023
My bad, my little American brain kicked into overdrive and dropped a valve
>>64143032
You asked a question on what to do when no ufc, i answered.
Free speech german, you wouldn't know
Seriously though i do enjoy mma
>>64143044
Nah m8 I'm being serious because if not I could grab it and make some
>>64143052
is luke joining sbg?
>>64143049
Fili and Garbrandt both won, but they're not exactly fighting high-calibre opponents yet.
>>64143055
Take your /pol/ shit somewhere else. You pick to start shitposting this weekend of all times?
i reckon miniature mendes will knock out frankie, he's been dropped by bendo before
>>64143068
>pillowfists
>koing anybody
>>64143064
>/pol/ shit
Nigga what? Refute my claims on whose winning or go back to >>>/lgbt/
>>64143035
my dick got so hard seeing her all bloodied up
whos watching Vera's homecoming?
>mcgoober gets KO'd while doing he mewvement in the octagon
>>64143083
>my dick
>that flag
Nice try
>>64143068
Nope, if Gray couldn't finish Frankie in the 1st round of their second fight with that hellacious beating he put on him then no one is. And it was an upkick that dropped Frankie, not a punch.
who's going full /fightfan/ mode tonight and tomorrow? what are you going to eat and drink?
>>64142750
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/one-championships-yang-jian-bing-dies-after-weight-cut-for-event
He fucking died because of the weight cut. Damn.
>>64143099
Lined my cheat day up for this shit
>ufc 194 actually happens without injuries
>isis attacks after the first fight
please no :(
>>64143108
You get to stay in the house and not your shed sven?
Good for you neighbor
>>64143099
What is /heem/-approved food?
>>64143105
that's why they've been pushing so hard to stop that shit and it's why Cormier wouldn't drop to 205 for the longest time due to him almost dying at the Olympics
>>64143112
reported to the CIA
>>64142987
how you score on a test is indicative of how hard you worked to get the score you got. It has nothing to do with intelligence level.
Adcoms need to see how hard you are going to work to be able to trust you to do shit in the real world with actual knowledge
>Maybe Brian Caraway will stop hiding under Miesha Tate's tits and come fight me
>>64143118
Corn nuts
>>64143052
Why is Rockhold such a self-indulgent self-sucker?
WEIDMAN!
WEIDMAN!
WEIDMAN!
WEIDMAN!
>>64143118
>dolce diet
>ronda sponsor food
That's it, no corn nuts and no fucking branded dogs
>>64143118
Buffalo wings
>Germans knowing anything about those
>tfw Chad is going to lose again tonight and probably kill himself
>>64143130
>#5 ranked BW fights on the undercard of mid-tier women's fight
Jesus christ I feel so bad for the lower weight classes
Real fight fans need to pour in their support and BUY official UFC Fight Gear and be sure to buy UFC Fight Pass and purchase every pay-per-view
>>64143118
corn nuts, monster energy, and UFC branded hot dogs.
>>64143105
fuuuuck
just last night we were talking about if/when someone would die in the octagon
guess it's not UFC, but not some random regional mma promotion either
Could this lead to additional measures to prevent excessive weight cutting?
>>64143041
Lads plz
>>64143130
>>64143158
but corn nuts is not a sponsor anymore. they aren't even corn to the core anymore.
>>64143116
You are pretty feisty today norway, did something happen? :^)
>>64143162
It's called fat acceptance shitlord.
Fat shaming killed again, fat shaming kills you guys
>>64143164
tbf m8, you should check the archive of the fight threads and ctrl+f webms
I'm gonna be making a few soon though
>>64143130
Wasn't Aljamain Sterling the guy saying he was going to take a break from MMA to focus on school because there wasn't enough money in it?
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/9/23/9390055/aljamain-sterling-is-considering-mma-layoff-going-back-to-school-due
>How many payments left on that gold chain?
He dosn't knoh what's he's in for. Strike, press, evade, strike. Mewvement, efficiency.
>>64143175
>tfw worked 17 hours yesterday and a full day today
Yes mildly feisty
>>64143190
>that Serra fore arm
How long till he makes his run at HW?
>>64143190
>implying its gold
>>64142815
No pretty blonde girls would talk to him in HS so they're all cunts now.
>>64143183
Funnily enough I was asking because I missed the event and planned to make some myself
If they were already made there'd be no point obviously senpai
>i am become /heem/
>the destroyer of ufc
t. J silva
>>64143196
Hope you can catch the event anyway. looking bad here
>people who buy PPVs before the weigh-ins
>>64143215
There's some good webm-mable moments from the main banger between Rose and Paige, I wouldn't mind seeing them...
>>64142815
The whole lying to cancer kids is pretty bad, but other than that I guess people are mad about how she got fast tracked to the top
>tfw artem will KO an autist tonight
i wonder if conor will be there
>>64143228
>people who buy PPVs
>>64142933
here m8
>>64143215
a lot were made for sure, but there are probably still some to be made
So was the Northcutt vs Pfister fight fixed or what the fuck happened there
#VerafiedChampion
>>64143252
what on earth would make you think it was fixed
EFN starting now:
http://www.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
for those who don't have fightpass
>>64143258
Sage's entire career will forever have fat asterisk next to it on account of that ridiculous standup gift the ref gave him.
>>64143252
yes
>>64143250
wow literally came looking for this webum
>tfw just took a shit and it almost heem'd me
any webms of vera?
We have a very "pizzazz" sort of way of gauging our fighters
Undoubtedly, Demetrious Johnson is among the best fighters in the world, perhaps all time, always delivers. But he doesn't do it in a way that the casual uninformed and frankly, tasteless audience can enjoy. He is a master of his craft, true artist to watch. Yet people want all these cool little highlight reels to watch and base their skill on those ADHD driven Youtube videos. Fratboys wanting cumshot KOs
This is cultural autism for lack of a better word. We are dumbing ourselves down by accepting this standard and not truly analyzing what is actually going on. What is actually happening that can be considered successful and meaningful within the sport.
Yet people can't analyze him outside these primitive narratives
>>64143277
dropping on your back like that seems like it would be super effective
>>64143277
That was definitely a holy shit moment. She looked like some spooky ghost from a horror movie.
>>64143277
>>64143286
>>64143300
The fact that she didn't give up here with blood flowing into her eyes and mouth is admirable.
>>64143250
There was another one after the Chiesa or Sage fight. Do you have that also? Thanks Alfredo!
>>64143286
>>64143300
>-t 00:00:10
>7 seconds long
ok
>>64143277
>>64143286
>>64143300
italy comin out of nowhere with the nice webms, i like it
>>64143245
>living in a capitalist society and not supporting services that you genuinely enjoy
If I didn't, I would quite literally be asking for shitty products.
>>64143276
You mean the one where he was suffering zero damage and stifling Cody's ability to do a single damn thing? When the guy on the bottom renders you unable to pass, the grappling exchange has resulted in a stalemate.
I agree, it wasn't for lack of Cody's trying, but it's not like he was doing a single fucking thing on the ground. Even if you pretend he didn't get stood up and Sage was on his back the entire round, the fight ended in the following round
>>64143355
>>64143300
>>64143286
>>64143277
>female fighters literally lack the strength required to complete a rear naked choke that is deep and under the chin with a perfect back mount in place
>>64143334
At the moment only have the rose paige fight dled
>>64143364
I'm just bitter. Cody was giving it a red hot shot and the ref took away his chance to shine on Sage.
How do I work around this? I dont wanna watch the fights on fucking taima. I tried changing country using hola unblocker but that didn`t work.
>>64143376
If she wanted an out, that was her golden ticket. Paige has insane willpower.
So is Rose actually good or is PVZ just that shit?
>>64143389
Just get a vpn m8
>>64143402
this
>>64143399
Yes
>>64143399
Both
>>64143399
Rose is good but it's quite clear PVZ has a few more years before she can be a real fight champ
Oh shit EFN has actually started for real now
>>64143416
Anderson was on some god-tier shit that night. Pulling Okami's protecting hand down to fire a head kick through? Genius.
>>64143376
I made it myself, nvm.
Why is she so qt, lads?
Literally feeling like a kid before christmas
>>64143462
>Tfw the camera man stays there a few extra seconds to make things more awkward.
Nothing was gonna stop this guy from getting that takedown
If you aren't moving your life savings in on chad 'mike tyson' mendes tonight you are literally clueless about how unlock your inner potential by getting ahead in life and becoming the person you always had the potential to be.
>>64143389
yes
>>64143493
post slip
>>64143462
Worried about her next fight desu
and the first finish of the night for EFN
>>64143517
I reckon it's gonna be a good fight either way
Rogan slipped during his podcast with Schaub and called Ronda Rounda.
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Who wins:
UFC 162 Anderson Silva vs current Rockhold
Barboza vs. Ferguson, who you got?
>>64143546
ty
>>64143547
rockhold
>>64143573
ferguson via UD
Does this technique (the kick followed by the cheeky banger) have a name? What should it's name be?
I like this upbeat number
>>64143547
Rockhold
Was Silva just a really exciting can crusher?
>>64143547
Silva. Rockhold doesn't have the offensive wrestling to take silva down and he doesn't put out enough offense to disrupt Andy's timing.
>>64143625
10-2
>>64143627
m-me too
Vanzant like in his heart
>>64143499
d-did I blow it lads?
>>64143645
No. He's still Top 5 all time and everyone who disagrees is kidding themselves.
>>64143689
Nah. Chad is probably going to destroy Frankie and Romero/Jacare is a pick 'em.
>>64143373
Paige unlocked the hands really early on. I've seen plenty of dude hold on when it's a one armed choke. God, now that think about it. What a stupid fucking comment. Rose literally has the strength to finish the same choke later in the fight. Did she get stronger in between rounds. Heem urself my friend.
>>64143691
Yeah. It sucks that he couldn't fight in today's MW division in his prime though.
>>64143681
and that ending to the first round... it was THIS close!
>>64143645
nah, he is the GOAT
>>64143707
If there's anything to complain about, it was the arm bar.
>>64143689
perfect picks imo
>>64143699
this
>>64143746
Nothing wrong with the arm bar. This one was locked in >>64143616 and she wiggled out. I've seen niggas insta-tap to shit like this.
tfw I have about 6-7 accums ranging from 6-10 picks, all of which currently have 4 succesful picks on them... other than Elias who burnt out like a fucking chump and ruined them all.
If this twat ends up losing me over £1,000 from about £30 I swear to fucking god
Fyi, most other picks involve Mendes, Souza, Holloway, McGregor, Gunny or Weidman.
>>64143707
It was the lack of friction caused by the amount of blood running down here face and into her throat that prevented the first choke from being successful bud.
Notice how Paige was able to turn her head from side to side in order to maintain bloodflow in the arteries? Her wind pipe was quite obviously not restricted as well.
Guys, im in Australia. How can i watch the TUF finale? Can i count on there being streams like there is for normal ufc events?
>>64143771
Jac/Romero
Weidman/Rockhold
Nelson/Maia
are all fights to avoid betting on imo.
>>64143032
you're cool but the guy you're talking to sounds like an autist bitch.
>>64143749
>>64143699
umm
d-did I blow it here, lads?
Time to catch up with fightan.
Couple of hours now, couple of hours in a few, couple of hours tomorrow
What a time to be alive
>>64143811
your hatred towards connor will be your demise
>>64143811
Now that's a heck of a parlay.
Maybe if Stephens chooses to wrestle Holloway early on, that could help open up the heemshot...
>>64143834
but I like ol' Goober. There's just more value in betting on Aldo bud
>>64143766
>I've seen niggas insta-tap to shit like this.
Most people do, because if you spaz around in that arm bar if it's locked and you force your enemy to apply more pressure, you can't complain if your arm gets snapped. That could've been a career ender.
>>64143811
>Nelson
>Stephens
You absolute madman
>>64143811
sorta yea, I think Gunnar and Luke are pretty bad picks
>>64143840
>Maybe if Stephens chooses to wrestle Holloway early on, that could help open up the heemshot...
pretty much my only way to victory
Hope we see something like this desu
>>64143386
only had 90 seconds left m8 he wasn't going to do anything with it. Shitty stand up but changed nothing and Pfister fought like a pussy
>>64143857
>>64143854
Boys, Gunnis is going to win. Stephens, probably not. But Rockhold is going to win, too.
>>64143728
looks like he was aiming for the head but ended up hitting the live
>>64143250
she is #1 P4P cutie
>>64143866
Hope we see something like this desu
>yfw Aldo fails the weight-cut
>>64143888
it would suck a dick having to put on a fancy suit after getting your ass kicked
Bings and bongs till weigh in?
>>64143888
wouldn't be surprised to be quite honest with you lad
>>64143800
Yeah only 1 involves Weidman, but I'm very confident Nelson is incredible value at 1/1 as a booster, you can never ever discount experience, but I think the age difference and gunny's speed & developed striking game will take him through.
>>64143902
11pm
>>64143902
6 hours 15mins
>>64143888
he looks small desu senpai. Worry about the irish corpse
>>64143924
Aldo has a very difficult time cutting weight
>>64143277
>the way she holds her legs open
LEWD
>>64143906
True but it's so easy to overlook Maia and Nelson is still unproven. Maia could make it difficult for him standing and might just drag him to the ground and out grapple him because he's Maia and fuck you.
>>64143934
In the embedded he was almost at 145
>>64143942
good to hear
>>64143934
He's never missed tho.
>>64143924
>>64143934
The question is: Will Smalldo still fade on the 3rd?
>>64143915
>>64143918
top lads
>>64143939
yeah but Gunni is training with McGoob
#believeinthepfist
>>64143948
Gets harder with age, I still remember that embedded (I think?) where aldo was fucking dying from the weightcut
any gauranteed parlays lads?
>>64143951
I'd be more concerned about McGregors stamina after cutting without IV and then fighting in his first 5 round fight.
>>64143974
he is only 29 mate
>>64143974
>Gets harder with age,
he literally just turned 29
lol and the weight cut banter has begun
both guys look lean and are gonna make weight easy
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/do-you-think-sage-northcutt-is-going-to-say-something-negative
>>64143988
>>64143987
>aldo is 29
holy shit I thought he was atleast 30+
>>64143866
Watching that fight again is kinda hard, I gotta be honest with you.
It was so brutal and yet beautiful.
>>64143988
>>64143987
>literal age as years measurement from birth
obviously wasn't what was implied in the post. did you guys finish school?
Bets so far
Feat. goof Dana
>>64143988
>>64143987
I wasnt talking about his actual age though lads. Fight mileage more like, dude has been cutting weight for over a decade. It takes a toll on the body
>>64144019
you're wrong
>>64144004
>>64143988
He's 26 fights in, 9 as champion. That ad up a lot.
>>64144004
100 percent for sure Aldo made like those phenom 13 year old bearded African football stars and took about 15 years off his age. Not like they have birth certificates in favelas anyway.
>>64144044
There are 3 Swedes in this thread right now.
>>64144044
sweden: population 1.
lmao you absolute madman
>people making a big deal when Reebok deal was made
>people forgetting Rose Clifton was the first Reebok sponsored athlete after what he did at Malice in the (Tai Chi) Palace
He got inducted into Red Lobster HOF over the weekend for his contributions to the sport and his fight against Ken Shamrock.
>>64144033
why do they all say returns zero?
>>64144047
>>64144041
He also doesn't cut as much weight as he used to.
>>64143977
Eh, he's done it before. Though he did break down after KOing Chad so maybe he doesn't trust his tank.
>>64144069
Failed bets senpai
>>64144098
Conor has both never cut without an IV (he cuts more weight than anyone else in the division) and has never been into the championship rounds before.
This is your last chance to join the team.
>>64143951
Like he hasn't done in years, you mean?
whats for lunch/dinner lads?
>>64144121
Luke posted that he bought these and he's wearing them to the fight tomorrow
>>64144118
Tbh, the only way I can see Aldo winning this is if he takes Conor down in the first two rounds and if Conors becomes tired after that.
But Aldo also gas out...
>Dana having to tell reporters to leave Paige alone
>>64144033
my bets are not for the faint of heart
>>64144118
he is not the biggest in the division why do all morons keep spamming this, he is pretty large but he is not the largest
>>64144121
>Puts a note on his fridge saying he'll win
I'd never have the confidence to do that shit, imagine losing and then going home and seeing it there mocking you
2 embarrassing 4 me pham
>>64144143
when
>>64144129
I'm starving but I don't know what to go out and get. I'm think Arby's maybe. Some mozza sticks and a beef n cheddar curly fries maybe.
>>64144126
this, Aldo looked great in rounds 4 and 5 vs Mendes
what went wrong?
>>64144118
i could find video evidence of him saying he's cut without an IV. grasp for more straws while you can. Tick Tock Jose
https://youtu.be/8gLimUF6Iw4
here's recent
>jose aldo is the betting underdog
>>64143105
>died cutting weight for 125
>according to sherdog and images he wasn't even that big for flyweight
it is really only a matter of time until some UFC fight pass undercard guy screws up trying to make weight on a short notice fight and dies
>>64144159
Everything.
But she's still young.
how much bongs till tuf and is it worth to watch any other fights except mendes??
>>64144151
>having such a weak mindset
That's why you are a NEET and he is a world champion
>>64144159
she literally told everybody what went wrong at the post-fight presser. all aggression, no technique.
>>64144159
she's cuter now
>>64144174
No, the whole card is crap. Unironically.
>>64144138
McGregor has a bad knee, Aldo throws nifty leg kicks, McGregor has a wide stance and doesn't check leg kicks well
I don't think many would be surprised if Goob injured his knee in the first round.
>>64144151
that's why you're a faggot
>>64144150
>he is not the biggest in the division why do all morons keep spamming this, he is pretty large but he is not the largest
He's taller than every ranked fighter that isn't Holloway, and Holloway is a skinny rail that doesn't walk around at 175lb.
Conor cut close to 30lbs for his last fight. He is a massive Featherweight you fool
time for fightan
Already know Sage won and Page lost though, what was /heem/'s reaction? Did you have a giggl?
She was in over her head desu, it was the hype. She definitely needed more time.
>yfw Mighty Mouse unironically said he thinks Paige would beat Joanna
>>64144190
I doubt mcgregor walks around at 79kg desu
>>64144159
When the level of talent is low, wrestling becomes the most dangerous weapon, plain and simple. The strawweight division is new.
If two fighters don't have very much talent, but one is a good wrestler and the other isn't, the wrestler will usually win. There are very, very few high level fighters that aren't great wrestlers.
Will TUF be good tonight
>>64144193
i was upset that sage won until i read more into it and realized he got taken into the second round by cody pfister lmao
>>64144193
Rose mauled her. :)
So Ronda is so afraid of Holly that she'd rather bulk and fight Cyborg at Featherweight?
>>64144204
prelims are shit. will tune in for main card
>>64144204
not really but Mendes/Edgar will be good and you might see a Ryan Hall leglock and edson barboza might heem someone
>>64144190
His walk around is 167, height is not everything you know? thats 23, diego sanches weighed 172 on fight night last time
>>64144201
>Rose
>Wrestler
lol what the fuck
>>64144187
ill probably still watch it, i guess it's 6bongs until prelims if im not mistaken
>>64144204
>Mendes/Edgar should be good
>TUF fight should either end in heem by the russian or leglock by ryan hall
>edson barboza/tony ferguson could have a heem
>evan dunham vs joe lauzon should be ok fight
>who cares
>who cares
>Gabriel Gonzaga sighting
>who cares
>who cares
paige and rose have been wrestling for 6 years
rose started wrestling when she was 18, paige at 15
>>64144212
It's absolutely shocking how shit these celebrities look without makeup.
I'm still bothered about the Sage fight. I'd never seen that ref before last night. Suddenly he comes in standing them up and a bunch of shady shit. The smiles, the "sir's", "mam's" and (You)'s. It's a fucking sham. PVZ showed more heart when she got taken down than Sage who just held onto Cody for dear life. He's so fucking protected. I hope he gets Nate Diaz or Khabib.
>>64144147
Absolute mad man
>>64144233
closer to 8 bingbongs my friend
http://www.ufc.tv/video/tuf-22-finale-prelims
>>64144200
There were reports everywhere that he had to cut 27lbs in eight days for his last fight dude.
>>64144264
>He's so fucking protected.
He should be. He's a teenager and has done MMA for like two or three years. He shouldn't be fighting Top 50 fighters for another two or three years.
what happens if aldo breaks his leg anderson silva style on the first kick?
>>64144264
oh shut the fuck up you whining bitch
>>64144226
She is a good wrestler, though. That's how she wins fights, through grappling her way to a chokey.
>>64144224
Like I said, it's well documented that he weighed 172 before cutting for his last fight. McGregor is a huge featherweight. end of story lol
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/11/9891258/one-championship-fighter-dies-following-weight-cut-mma-news
Round two tonight lads
Fronkie or Mendes who you got?
>>64144291
memes
michael chiesa cut from 190 to 156
>>64144264
they will give him some shitty low-level striker in his next fight so he won't get his ground game exposed again
i'd say put him vs brandon thatch but thatch could heem him
>>64144069
I remember thinking he was huge for the Hominick fight, but that may have partially been because Hominick wasn't the biggest 145er.
>>64144290
>He shouldn't be fighting Top 50 fighters for another two or three years.
Only 96 fighters in his weight class... that might be a tall order
>>64144301
Frankie by decision, rematch expected spring 2016
>>64144290
No he shouldn't. He's a grown man. Brock Lesnar fought a Olympic medalist in his first fight and Frank Mir in his second. No reason for Sage not to be fighting top 15 guys.
>>64144308
Sage esc in his weight cutting
okay, think i fixed my shitternet situation; watching EFN again. y-yay
>>64144190
>Fighters never lie about how big and muscular they are
>Just like they don't lie about their reach
As soon as someone isn't a stocky manlet of the highest degree then they are a 'giant'
>>64144268
>http://www.ufc.tv/video/tuf-22-finale-prelims
yes sir, thank you sir
>>64144308
Remember when we used to think Gray Maynard was the biggest a lightweight could be?
>>64144345
No one ever thought that
>>64144312
He's more broad than people think because of how thin he is at the waist, and he has long arms too. And it's not like his arms are small, either. He's a pretty big dude for 145
>>64144313
They can do it. They can even bring in guys if they need to.
>>64144318
He's literally 19, if you stopped growing then, something is likely wrong with you. Cody had 4 times the MMA experience and 5 times the amount of fights. If Sage wasn't such an insane athlete, he'd have probably lost. Brock Lesnar was insane and fighting in a shallow division. There are plenty of reasons for Sage not fighting ranked opponents, you just want to see him lose.
>>64144355
m-me did
>>64144341
If I was in the UFC I'd lie about my height being shorter than it actually is and I'd lie about my reach being shorter than it actually is, too.
And 172 - 145 is indeed a huge cut dude
>>64144259
joanna started wrestling in 2012 and lives in an apartment with her sister's family
>>64144293
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/7/8/8917673/conor-mcgregor-on-chael-sonnen-weight-cut-comments-dont-believe
oh look at that it was not true
>>64144259
So?
Maia has been training his striking for decades.
Doesn't mean he's good at it lol
>>64144345
Goldberg said he weighed 200 pounds during one of the Edgar fights. Not his cut, but I guess when he body building. Rogan said he didn't believe it.
>>64144381
>McGregor chooses to say the thing that makes him appear to be as strong as possible, continuing on with the act that he doesn't have one single weakness
more at 11
>>64144386
He's a competent striker. Did you start watching fights on FightPass this year? You say a lot of ignorant stuff to be honest.
>>64144372
So you would lie to say that you were smaller, except you wouldn't lie about your weight making it seem like you are cutting really big and its so hard.
A+ mind games
>>64144299
What's the point of making weigh ins exploitable? I don't get it.
>That Curran submission finish in the first early prelim
How strange
>>64144318
Tell me how well that worked out for Fernando Vargas you utter mong. Unless you're Mike Tyson, fighters at that age should be allowed to develop physically and technically before they're thrown to the wolves. Sage evidently has talent but is not ready for the big boys yet. Why would you squander his potential for no good reason? Brock Lesnar was also a literal gorilla and in his late 20s/early 30s when he started fighting - he couldn't afford to waste time being built up slowly. And even then there is a case to be made that if he was built up more slowly he would've been more successful.
Weigh ins should be the same day of the fight
Therefore if fighters want to cut a ton of weight and then die it's there own fault
>>64144402
Yea we should not listen to the fighter himself but to the notorious headline chaser and confrimed liar Chael Sonnen, why don't we ask Dana about the Reebok deal while we are at it
You know what's worse than schaub posters?
Sincere khabib nuthugging posters
>>64144445
There should just be more classes. Boxing has a new division every five or six pounds. MW to LHW in MMA is 20 pounds.
>>64144406
>He's a competent striker.
lmao good one dude
We haven't seen a Rockhold this (in)tense since before he fought Vitor.
>Aldo can kick him with literally zero threat of a take down
>>64144437
>Fernando Vargas
Who? You mean Cain?
>>64144472
Wow, you're not even trying to disguise how little you know about fighting.
Why do people call Rockhold rich? Where does his money come from?
>>64144454
He didn't even deny that it was true you fuckin mongrel lol
>>64144426
Exactly. I'd say I was 2" shorter and my reach was 4" shorter than it really was, if I could get away with it. Like Weidman should be saying his reach is 72". People would believe it, and guys would train as though they had a massive reach advantage, when in reality, they don't.
>>64144437
5 title defenses and losses only to hall of famer tier boxers?
>>64144437
Brock getting thrown the wolves early wasn't the issue
The issue was he almost died and had his inside taken out and basically didn't train for 2 years
>>64144454
>A fighter wouldn't lie to make himself seem stronger
Every other athlete does it fella
>>64144471
Ruebusch pls
>>64144445
If I were to make the rules, I'd let fighters take 3 weigh ins. One a week before with a bit of a wider margin, just to make sure they don't try to make huge cuts shortly before the fight, one a day before to be able to cancel the fight if someone fails the weigh in and the last one exactly before the fight so they can't pull rehydration shit.
>>64142642
If Aldo wins, Dana fails hard.
Treated Brock like shit.
Brock walked.
Treated GSP like shit
GSP walked.
No stars left.
Hype women's MMA "star" Rousey, and tinyfighter Conor.
Rousey ded.
Conor...we'll see.
As Conor falls, so falls the UFC.
If Conor wins the UFC can survive until the inevitable concussion lawsuits destroy it.
>>64144529
That's literally the point, he may walk around at 172 but they cut that down before they fight, the final weightcut does not go from 172
Who /SAGE/ here?
http://youtu.be/2U6g_rG-CS4
>>64144529
And then you stop mind gaming by telling everyone your real weight. Do you get it dingus?
If I need to cut 30lbs that's going to suck and make me weaker than if I cut 20lbs, whats not to get about this?
>>64144538
Right so we are supposed to just make things up instead? ok got it.
>>64143099
I don't have to wrestle for another month so I'm drinking some porters and eating whatever the fuck I feel like
Anyone watching athletic greatness in Stephen Curry tonight instead of this fight card?
>>64144562
I'm talking about height and reach you idiot
>>64142747
mid-level story
check the Irish press, fuck, you know you're online right? doesn't have to remain a mystery, Nigel
>>64144578
I bet, I could take you down
>>64144552
>As Conor falls, so falls the UFC
really nigger? the ufc will carry on. if you rely on big ppv numbers they still have cm punk in the back pocket, holly holm, return of JBJ etc... there's always a "somebody"
>>64144563
How big did CM punk say he was when he was a pro wrestler, 210 or some shit? We should believe that number too right
>>64142720
repulsive
can't be real, right?
>>64144563
>>64144553
this guy is pretty dumb
>>64144582
fuck you
>>64143099
Probably some hoppy craft beers and some Wild Wing babaay
>>64144555
what a good kid. anybody who hates his attitude should probably jump off the nearest cliff
>>64144583
Yeah the 2 self reported numbers that you would would lie about to mind game opponents and the 1 that you would never lie about to mind game opponents
>>64144588
looks pretty big on the irish times
>>64142872
>>studies to be a petroleum engineer
>petroleum engineer
>petroleum
>current year
kek
didn't really think about his future, did he?
like all those idiots studying to be architects in the 90's.
>>64144622
New wallpaper thanks desu senpai
>>64144635
I believe in my heart that you might actually be mentally handicapped lol
you know weight classes exist right? and that fighters have to weigh in, in front of everyone, before the fight? lmao what the fuck is wrong with your brain dude
>>64144627
Sage is a beauty. Don't know why everyone hates him
Which coach taught joanna wrestling?
>>64144668
Tarverdyan
>>64144599
He was literally an actor pretending to be someone he is not.
>>64144624
Yea no chance this is the same canadian
She may have lose but PVZ definitely proved she could kick any of our assess last night
>>64144555
petroleum engineering is like the hardest engineering offered at my uni.
>>64143052
never heard him speak before
that voice -- somewhere between Kermit and Fozzie Bear.
at least he's good-looking
>cowboy isn't actually 6ft nevermind 6ft1
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Donald-Cerrone-15105
when will they ever learn
ill beat the shit out of my future kid until he becomes like sage
>>64143052
so Rockhold thinks he's better on the ground than the Chris and Anderson Silva?
great kek
>>64144719
he is, honesatly
>>64144654
>Sage is a beauty. Don't know why everyone hates him
Because he's PED'd to the fucking gills, milkbag.
Have you not seen him?
No one likes a cheater, especially a dumb Daddy's boy cheater.
>>64144719
you're a cretin if you think otherwise
>>64144688
>He was literally an actor pretending to be someone he is not
>Le irish maymay man is the same on tv as he is off tv
Why is it hard to understand, Conor is doing the same shit. His whole angle is that he is a giant next to manlets like chad
This is what Conor will do to Baldo
>>64144719
He actually is dude.
>>64144688
>Yea no chance this is the same canadian
no idea wtf you're talking about
Conor cuts from 170+, possibly more
>Card doesn't even start till 1 am
What the fuck Dana
>>64144735
mfw you think he's better than GSP and Shinya Aoki, too, I guess?
>>64144752
win a controversial split?
>>64144746
>Why is it hard to understand,
well if you think about it, stupid people have a harder time understanding everything, right?
>>64144732
left: 5'11
right: 6'1
>>64144762
>I'll just make up some shit and pretend you said it, and then argue against the shit that I just made up, rather than what you actually said!
hope you enjoyed being BTFO'd
>>64144694
she didn't get hurt because she was fighting a womanlet
>>64144780
he didnt but i did hehe
>>64144798
sucks to have to BTFO my brethren but when he's being that much of a fuckin goof
>>64144694
>being tossed around by a woman that resembles a young boy
>>64144792
A womanlet who is a bjj babby
>>64144762
Not that guy but Rockhold has exceptionally high level jiu jitsu, certainly above a lot of other black belts in the division.
Hopefully Weidman has had John Danaher in his camp
>>64144824
I heard she can't even cook a good casserole.
>>64144758
>What the fuck Dana
You didn't buy enough Bisping tickets so you're in the doghouse now bud
>>64142804
>tfw you will never be as big of a fight fan as this guy
>>64144838
>you didn't get that injury cooking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E
You have 10 seconds to name a fighter with a lower fight IQ than PVZ.
>>64144858
Silva
>>64144858
Charlie Brenneman
Good read on Roy Jones Jr and his life if anyone is interested.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/roy-jones-jr-s-br-long-goodbye/
>>64144856
lmao that bold son of a bitch holy fuck
>>64144858
Diego
>>64144858
remember that period of time where Demian Maia was convinced he was a K-1 GP kickboxer?
Will Chris Holdsworth ever get to bang PVZ like the rest of his team?
>>64144762
nah
but he's better in scrambles and from top though.
>>64144876
HES A COMPETENT STRIKER
>>64144884
she's banging Fili atm, Holdsworth prob next in line
Tell me anon, what is your fight IQ?
>Master of movement, but you look like a turtle on your back.
>>64144903
I'm the Michael Jordan of fight IQ
>>64144856
She is coaching TUF with Claudia
>>64144903
nuce square shoes
>>64144903
honestly i'm dumb as fuck, when my job gets automated by skynet i'm probably screwed
>>64144762
He did sub Buchecha in a BJJ (gi) roll. GSP couldn't do that. And Aoki lost to Kron who lost to Buchecha.
So you know. Legitsu.
>>64144903
lmao did someone shoop his eyes?
>>64143355
Is she praying?
I want to believe
I wonder if PVZ actually knows what technique means
>>64144903
Are they dating or...?
>>64143387
She have shaved your head
>>64144960
wtf am i looking at
>>64144965
she probably thinks of blowjobs when you ask her tbqh
Luke is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8GJF7j3S64
>>64144960
Rockhold is going to lose buddy
>>64144858
Tom Egan
>>64144987
2 minutes in and I'm already sick of his shit.
>>64144780
simmer down, milkbag.
shouldn't you be at the airport singing welcome songs to welcome the economic migrants?
>>64144960
I have same pics just with namajunas and without stephans or Gunnar fights.
Stephans is a good bet imo
>>64145034
what shit? he's the only guy in mma who's ever trained, don't you know?
>>64145034
>>64144987
luke thomas looks like he sorts his porn in alphabetical order
>>64144552
>Treated GSP like shit
>GSP walked.
GSP walked because he got his fucking ass handed to him and Dana was honest about it. I'm a GSP fan but he clearly didn't have the stomach for it anymore.
>>64144970
This is her now, guessing he had to give up that pussy to focus on his dreams
>>64145052
is that maia in net
>>64145058
>he can hurt him in ways that Conor has not even conceived
>sheet of ice
>actually claps
>she was just Neo fighting agent Smith
>Neo
>coke zero
>mosquitos
>>64145072
GSP has literally gone on record saying that the way Dana and the UFC treated him after the loss is what caused him to take a prolonged break/potential retirement rather than a short breather
>>64145077
you know he still crushes on the side though
>>64144212
Cyborg is an easier fight desu she doesn't have the footwork to replicate holm's gameplan
>>64145092
have you tried traneing UFC?
you don't have to even be good at it to get a gf, just ask bryan caraway.
Post yfw Aldo wrestle fucks him
>>64144987
>/heem/ gets btfo picking last night's main card
>luke gets every undercard fight right
>>64145092
Just be yourself
>>64145086
whats wrong with coke zero pham?
>>64145088
Well if he said it then it must be true. He was talking about retiring long before the fight happened anyway, he was clear;y tired of the routine.
>>64144871
not interested
>>64145123
Whats the point of coke zero anyway? Drink coke or don't, why even consider that depleted substitute?
What the fuck were you all talking about Sage being "exposed" in the first round? Sure he got taken down but he was hardly being controlled and defended well. That decision to stand them up was bullshit though.
Also why does Rose Dumajunas have a Lithuanian flag as her country? Isn't she American?
>>64145146
It's coke without the calories, if you like the taste i dont see a reason not to drink it
>>64145153
Choose 1:
>Be a bit part athlete in the AIDS-ridden over saturated talent pool of America
>Be Lithuania's biggest athelete and pride of a country
>>64145153
> Isn't she American?
her mother is lithuanian migrant
Why is his hair gray but his beard is brown? Also why do you says he's kek? He's 6'4 and 235. If anything he's doing the keking
>>64145169
Its right up there with alcohol free beer or decaf coffee etc.
If you're into a seriously healthy lifestyle that you have to count those calories, then you might as well drop soda altogether.
Or you can drink a fuckton of it, in which case you might have an issue.
>it's a Luke mentions being in the marine corps episode
So does the UFC Fight Pass for 9.99 a month include the main aldo vs mcgregor event? Or is that PPV only?
>>64145146
>Whats the point of coke zero anyway? Drink coke or don't, why even consider that depleted substitute?
To me, it tastes exactly like regular coke
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>>64145224
PPV only my man
>>64145223
>she's a very special girl
>call to violence
>losing during the call to violence
>if you don't respect PVZ after Thursday night you should stop watching MMA
I'll stop on Sunday
>>64144531
There was more than one factor. Another factor was Brock cowering in fear every time someone threw a punch at him.
>>64145239
Gotcha. Was a bit confused as to how that works
>>64145201
>If anything he's doing the keking
he just comes off as really insecure about shit and bringing up his background at every turn even when the situation doesn't call for it.
i don't think he's a kek, the term kek is losing its meaning and should be reserved for the worst guys like anthony burch, luke thomas is just your average sensitive ex-jock, dime a dozen everywhere.
>>64145237
Stop this you fucking kek
>>64145201
>235
He wishes. He's way heavier than that. He's ~270.
>>64145255
I think he means his skeleton weighs 235
>>64145291
and instead of some extra pounds, you're clogging glands in your brain up with aspertame instead!
>>64144212
Reminder that she complained in her book that schaub would never compliment her femininity or her beauty
>>64145309
sounds like broscience, no offense
>>64145291
>i drink 8-10 sodas per day
mate
>>64145476
you might want to google it then lol
>>64145201
he's literally admitted in the past he watches kekold porn and he has some weird fetish for Spics
>>64145493
looks like he died and took his post with him
>>64145513
I'm not sure, but 8-10 sodas a day should be a bannable offense.
Good work mods!
>>64145566
amen to the that my brother
>>64145291
>i drink 8-10 sodas per day
Do you even want to live past 30?
>>64145239
It's not even PPV in the UK, you need BT sport. I can subscribe for £5 a month getting all the UFC events....
... except it's a 12 month contract and they lose all UFC rights in January.
SO I'm looking at paying £60 for a single fight, or finding an illegal stream, and I never watch illegal streams so don't know where to start looking. So it's kind of a shitter. I'm probably going to be up at 3am googling for streams and failing, then dealing with spoilers before watching it the next day.
Feels bad man. I have money but Dana is too much of a twat to let me give it to him.
