Giroud (.82) has more non-pen goals p90 (only important goal stat) than CR7, Messi, Ibra, Robben, Reus, Müller, Lacazette, Cavani, Griezmann
Don't think he can do it on big stage? Wrong. In CL he's been even better!! 1.65 NPG is bloody ridiculous (including 2 vs Bayern Munich).
Top tier tactics
>>64104277
Poland had a clean sheet for Roma today lads
3rd for Barca/Real Ro16
What happens to the Ox now lads? Or do you think wenger fucks campbell over?
Sixth for Our Lord and Saviour Olivier Giroud
Please don't flood this thread with burmese manuscripts.
guys, stop the gay anime posting, tonight it's all about Giroud.
Zenit, Wolfsburg or Atletico pls.
Next one of you faggots who posts a Malaysian sock poppet is getting pistol whipped.
Check my flag, it's my God given right.
>Arsenal win
>"The Holiday" on afterwards
Cozy night confirmed
>>64112516
holy shit not even mad that he destroyed us, he's hot as fuck
>>64112622
You've got problems
>>64112622
nth for /a/rsenal
2D is absolutely disgusting, and people posting it should be forced to donate any organs they still haven't spoiled with pizza and cheetos.
when is the draw and next games? Cheers lads
>>64112705
>>64112677
>>64112622
>>64112573
Fuck off
>>64112677
Nth for the Brazil/Britain/Sweden /a/rsenal alliance.
wew
rio saying that lolo is the best defender in the leage
>Rio calling Kosc the best defender in the league
BASED
A
S
E
D
remember when Barcelona wanted to buy Kosc and ended up buying Vermaelen instead?
>>64112742
>>64112745
Nazi hivemind
>posting anime in /arse/
>posting anime in /sp/
All of you will be sacrificed to the Forgotten Gods
>>64112776
Barca don't need good defenders, not when they hav that front 3.
>>64112795
Kek, you were quick to spot that.
>>64112809
>complaining about an Chinese cartoons on a Chinese cartoon site
>>64112776
Verm still would have been good cover but with his injury record, error proneness and the price Uefalona offered there was no way Wenger and the playe would have said no.
>>64112795
I'll not hate on you because your country created such beautiful football players like Olivier Giroud and Laurent "literally the best CB in the history of the game" Koscielny
>Real Madrid: 19.26%
>Wolfsburg: 19.26%
>Atletico: 19.26%
>Barcelona: 19.26%
>Zenit: 22.97%
Those are our odds for next Monday due to the whole "can't draw your league/pot" thing.
>>64112836
>>64112830
kill yourselves you fucking manchildren
>>64112847
>getting btfo by Bendtner and Draxler
>you could have stopped this
>>64112847
Why would they have more chances to draw Zenit?
>>64112833
>>64112835
it's happened again
it's happened again
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
it's happened again
(playing on thursdays)
MOST COMPLETE STRIKER IN EUROPE FUCK OFF SUAREZ WE DON'T NEED YOU NOW SIGN REUS GREIZMANN LACATAZETTE TIELEMANNS AND ALVAREZ BALANTA AND WE WILL WIN THE LEAGUE
>>64112847
I thought it was this as posted by chilebro
>>64112847
>22.97%
>implying it'll land on them
>>64112868
calma
>>64112847
>Barca or Real Mad almost 40% chance
Fug
>>64112874
>mfw EL super crisis averted
>Tottenshit and Manure playing in the EL
all of my keks, glorious week
now pls don't lose or draw against fucking Villa ....
>>64112740
Nth
Have to watch some shimoneta before going to sleep now tho
Why did we lose to Olympiakos at home?
Why did we lose to Zagreb?
Why didn't he start Cech in those games?
Wenger out.
Around this time last year Joel Campbell was being told to get out while he could.
>not liking both anime and football, the two greatest forms of entertainment
What are you guys thinking desu?
>>64112933
Would still finish 2nd and it was more fun this way.
>>64112936
The only thing I don't like about Campbell so far is his lack of pace, I thought he was supposed to be quick.
>>64112947
Please stop winding them up la, they'll learn.
>>64112915
m8
let's get into competitive synchronised posting
>>64112893
>>64112873
Zenit can't draw Kiev so the Zenit's options are reduced.
lowkey I want the anime porn to continue
>>64112847
>benitez
>donaldo
i wouldn't mind having a go at realmad tbhwyf, barca are the only one's there i feel there's no chance of beating no matter how fit or in form the team is
>tfw 22.97% chance of going to an arsenal game
We get it Aaron, you don't like the wing.
>>64112987
Who does? Every young attacking player wants to play centrally these days.
>>64112963
sounds a bit gay desu but as long as it's about Tottenham bashing I'm all game.
Lads I think we're overdoing it.
>>64113024
Na lad it's only gay if your dicks touch
>>64113008
Miku's not an animu character tho
>>64113031
The previous thread is autosaging, I'm sure you can p/a/rty hard over there for a couple of hours without any complaints.
>>64113065
öhö!
>>64113005
The wings is a meme position nowadays anyway. Not everyone wants to cut inside like you know who
>>64112847
>>64112893
We won the chance to get BTFO by Barcelona
y-yay
>>64113083
Yeah, I think Alexis' general play is dumbed down when he plays the cut inside role, he looks much more natural on the right.
>>64113153
Waiting for Claude reaction to Giroud's hat trick tbqhwyl, if he's over ernie's death
>you know remember Robin Van Persie
>>64113249
He doesn't seem like someone who would move on that quickly, added to the fact that Ernie was killed in a road accident rather than dying from old age.
>>64113266
literally who
zenit or wolfsburg are feasible, atletico there's a chance there, everyone else would just btfo of arsenal though
>you now remember that time Claude was genuinely suicidal and Robbie had to post updates
>>64113282
yes, I mean most of the interview will be an hommage, and robbie won't banter him on the one game where all claude said about giroud came to bite him in the ass so it won't be as funny as it could have been
>>64113291
Arsenal on their day can beat anyone, shame most of the time it's another injury ravaged comedy defending episode.
After Monaco last year I wouldn't take anything for granted.
GIROUD IN
WENGER IN
NO SIGNINGS NEEDED
TREBLE IS ON
#WengerIn
#NoSigningsPrideWorldWide
Off to bed. Goodnight la's.
>having to go to the murder capitals of eastern europe to play on thursday nights
>yanited
i fucking hate you
It was a good day, lads, now we can get btfo by Barcelona in peace
Wew lads
kept away from /arse/ and recorded the game and just finished
>yfw Joel is has been activated
>Ox has more potential and talent than Campbell
When will this meme end?
>>64113438
sweet dreams
>>64113721
Would you worship Giroud as your lord and savior, lads?
>>64113847
>tfw /arse/ descends into centuries of bloodshed because we differ on how to properly worship Giroud
h-hello?
>>64114009
This
>>64113987
Hi anon
>>64114024
>mocking ramsey's failed slide celebration on his bluderland goal
cold as ice
>mfw there's literally shitcunts ITT right now that said Ozil & Giroud are shit
Kill yourselves.
>>64114009
>>64114199
Snake a shit.
>>64114199
>>64114232
Fuck off shitskin weebs.
why is he so god damn good looking, fuck
>>64114243
This desu senpai
>>64114009
Here.
>>64114243
i approve this post
>>64114198
Even worse is that tonight won't have changed their closed minds at all and they'll still spout their nonsense.
Just imagine, >we would be on this list if it wasn't for le artiste.
>Davies talking about cohesion on today's Tuesday Club
>Alan Davies posts anon in /arse/
>>64114462
The fact that >you were even in danger of being on that list when >your competition was Olympiakos and Dynamo Kebab is pretty sad.
>>64114473
First thing I thought as well kek
Joel Campbell to Madrid or Barca in 2017?
more women (both 2D and 3D) should be posted here
>>64114521
City.
>>64114462
it's hard to believe shakhtar did that poorly
>>64114481
>mfw (you)
>>64114481
>being this new to knowing how The Arsenal works
>Celebrating qualifying on the last day in what was supposed to be a cake walk group.
Never change Arselel.
>>64114591
>cake walk group
>Arsenal FC
pick one, is this your first year of following football ?
CAMPBELL
>>64114591
>t.Tottenham fan
Have fun in Europa League
>>64113943
>yfw ass vs abs war
>>64114591
At least >we are not United
>>64114613
You have some really poor reading comprehension Pierre.
>>64114679
Nah, he doesn't.
>>64114591
Beating Bayern, then getting BTFO by Bayern, and finally going through on the last match day of the group stage is classic Arsenal
>>64114730
I didn't deny that.
>>64114645
GiroudAss.jpg is the only holy text
>>64114819
How could anyone deny the giroudass?
If UEFA doesn't allow a match between zenit-kiev our % changes
>that time when he made Vertonghen look like a cowering little bitch
>>64115049
This is handy, cheers.
>>64115049
I'd take Zenit desu.
>le sexy french adulterer man
>>64115049
I believe we will get Wolfsburg
There's this kind of tradition in ucl where a player has to face the old club he just left that season
>yfw The Lord back to the Emirates
>You now remember getting Monaco last season
>>64115139
>Hulk rape us
One thing's for sure: we will beat whoever we're drawn with.
Friendly reminder to support your local WOBs. Wenger out lads.
>>64112646
>zenit
trap game underestimate them first leg in russia, >we lose on away goals
>wolfsburg
get btfo in germany, tight game at home, >we lose on away goals in valiant effort
>atletico
simeone's ogres show pulis how it's really done, win 1-0 home, lose 3-1 away, >we lose and pick up at least 3 injuries in the both legs
>>64115284
Hmmm that sounds oddly familiar to what I heard last season
>>64112936
it took every damn midfielder getting injured for him to get on the field
>>64112904
>not barca or madrid 60% chance
gotta look at the good things
Big news in January lads.
>>64115456
Jack LANShere m8
>>64115315
>Wolfsburg
Jeff fucked them up
>>64115317
nah last season we were smug after knowing we'd play monaco
best we can do now is assume we'll get knocked out not matter who we play and approach the match like there's nothing to lose
>>64115315
>Wolfsburg
I'm only scared of barca desu. We'd wreck Madrid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCdDlLySxQ4
>>64115303
Yeah, not really hearing much from the WOBs right now are we?
Speak up lads! If you want him out that badly then you surely want him out even at the best of times.
>>64113065
Teamspirit is always nice to see.
>>64115993
Not midseason though. I'm resigned to the fact that we'll have hm until 2017 at least, but I'd be happy if he left at the end of this season.
>Get out while you can Joel
Any of you lads tonight /WengerIn/
>>64116258
I'm always /wengerin/
>>64116323
Top lad
Let's talk about how fucking shit theo is when he's on the ball.
>>64116407
Ok, so let's not talk about that then,
>>64116407
He literally doesn't know what to do anywhere on the pitch unless he's one on one with the keeper.
>>64116471
When are you signing Pato?
>>64116479
It's only a quacker of time.
Pato is the bag with Ganso lads.
>>64116479
Pato is past it, man. He's a lazy fucker.
>>64116524
Ronaldinho in as back up for Ozil when?
>he doesn't want Bacteria and Mosquito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZZPt4R1YSs
>>64116606
Based WOBs
>>64116572
KEK. I had forgotten those guys.
These are the names of some player at the copa junior 2015:
>Deusdedeth
>Michael Platiny Falção
>Rully Gullyt
>Linniker
>Tyroane Joe Sandows
>Bezelhus
>flamarion
Is Mosquito actually good?
Fastest arse in a while. After a win too. Remember when half the team wasn't injured and wins would mean dead silence since they were expected.
>>64116685
He's playing in spain, kek. Second division.
>mfw he played in the main club of my city
hello have we signed nolito yet?
>>64116663
Deusdedeth sounds based as fuck
>>64116407
he's not properly fit.
>>64116407
>Say my name
>>64116663
Speaking of youth Copa
Weren't >we supposed to buy some argie 15 year old goat? Max Romero I think?
is Giroud better than Rppmey?
can't wait to go out bravely to wolfsburg lads
>>64117470
you'd have to be a paraplegic to be worse than rooney
>>64117470
>Rppmey actually was the face of the PL at one point
What went right?
Wow he scored against a greek team
>>64118650
And twice against Bayern Munich not to mention he already has 13 goals in all competitions this season
Garry Monk is now available lads.
>>64118614
Leave end product to us
wow man now you guys can go get knocked out in the next round then concentrate on the league!
>>64118879
don't get shot
>>64118919
rekt
>>64118919
>>64119158
desu I work at a public library and theres this guy that fits the bill perfect
always there alone on Saturdays
sits in a corner on the ground reading comics
bad dresser
standard nerd metal frame glasses
buzzcut
crater face/acne
its just a matter of time
>tfw you always supported Giroud even when the world was against him
>tfw his first hat trick for the club saved us from Europa
Go Joel Go!
>>64119205
public libraries are still a thing?
>>64119345
In countries where people are literate.
>>64119426
epic
>>64119426
BTFO
T
F
O
This really shouldn't be underestimated though
Means a lot for team spirit and motivation over the xmas schedule that the team know they can look forward to the CL-knockout rather than the EL
>>64117470
Rooney is EPL's CR7.
This thread is nice, however it lacks last game's webms. Please post.
>>64119509
Another bonus
>>64113563
>murder capitals
Look who's talking pendejo
>>64114481
>calling Croatia kebab
Triggered desu senpai
>>64119509
>Means a lot for team spirit and motivation
I'm hoping for this too.
And seriously, if not this season, then when? United are falling apart, City behind >us, Chelsea dead, Memeceister doesn't need much of a comment really.
Only concern would be Kloppopool if they can keep it up.
This is >our biggest chance in years.
CL final. FA Cup. League Title.
#YaGunnersYa
#InWengerWeTrust
>>64115227
Can you blame him? He's like Ljungberg reincarnate. Man is a fucking beaut.
>>64119781
Can we not jinx it? >We drew with fucking Norwich, Pollak.
A good christmas and a foreseeable injury-free future would ensure the team's progression.
>tfw remembering yesterday's game
>>64119591
Hell yeah, someone screencapped my shit.
>>64119802
>>We drew with fucking Norwich
That was then, now >we won't do as poorly.
And yes, I am against overhyping or whatever, but the fans should, and the team has to, dream big.
There's an opening and >we have to seize it, take the chance.
Not settle for the usual.
Small clubs don't bother with big goals, big clubs always thrive for being the top. This best be time everyone at Arsenal realise this.
At least, that's how I see it.
Cheers.
>>64119851
[spoiler]I did it this morning, though.[/spoiler]
You wrecked some bookie's with this bet?
>>64113065
You just know...
>tfw Giroud will continue up front now
he's much better as an impact sub desu
>>64113289
He is among his people now.
>rambo is best cam according to gerrard
>kosc is best cb according to rio
>spicy chile is poty according to vote by fans
Our year lads
>>64120208
>Robbie Savage now jerking off to Ozil in each commentary
It really is
Jesus when
There are people who unironically believe G-rood is elite.
>G-rood
>elite
>UNIRONICALLY
>>64120208
>>64120273
how is everyone in such good form right now even with all the injuries
>>64117166
how is his hair so full at age 66? It's incredible
Reminder that by end of season Szcz might save as many points to Roma as Cech to Arsenal
Giroud has shown up the basement dwellers of /sp/ much like Ozil did. Two best players in EPL right there, and top 5 in world football
I might die lads
>>64120538
why?
>>64119864
Hey bro :3 Seen the game? I had to double my shitposting to make up for your absence.
>>64119851
Congratz on your wizardry, Romania.
>>64120492
He's always been a decent shot stopper. Too bad he's reckless and erratic.
>>64120538
you will definitely die
does this result mean >we don't any need signings after all?
>another wheelchair captcha
>>64120719
that was just banter
just weird, he's still shit...don't get it
>>64120744
You can not make serious stats from the groups stage
>>64112646
The team will lose no matter who they get lad. Remember Monaco?
Barca when?
>>64120744
>that power stance
>>64120744
Only 15 year olds and overweight neckbeards think that Ozil, Giroud and Santi are shit
>>64120819
Giroud is not world class
We need a Henry or RVP when he was good, Giroud isn't that. Otherwise I agree, saying Santi and Ozil are shit should get you shot
He's among GOATS now
So who on earth is supposed to score against an actual team (Aston Villa) for Arsenal?
Don't say Giroud.
>>64120865
i don't think you're aware that giroud is literally the best striker in the world right now
>>64120865
>an actual team (Aston Villa)
Aren't they literally in the bottom of the table?
>>64120828
can we have a Henry that doesn't choke
>>64120865
Özil,Campell and Walcott.
>>64120770
Who is this spunk monk
>>64120888
>Campbell
>>64120589
>Seen the game?
Only partially.
>I had to double my shitposting to make up for your absence.
Keep up the good work!
>>64112516
I wish I was an arsenal fan
>>64120925
just be one famalam no one will know
There are people ITT who actually spent the past YEAR telling me that Shitberlain and Welbeck are better than BASED Campbell
>>64116663
>flamarion
Omarion and a fucking pokemon
>>64113721
>that fan gaal pun
I have mixed feelings toward english tabloids
>>64120853
>Danny Welbeck
Wait, what?
>>64120972
it was like his 2nd arsenal game
>>64120937
They've always been my second team, but since I'm not from London they will never mean as much to me as they do to a Londoner, they will never be MY club like mine is. I actually like them more than my club as well, I think they have a certain class and aristoicracy about them that my club will never have, but you can't choose your hometown club, you are born into it.
At least I can cheer them on the CL anyways.
>>64120981
We have someone like that why isn't he playing, goddamnit!?
>>64120972
>the city of jf bandwagoners
>>64120992
What team do you support then?
>Nothing wrong with secretly being a Gooner.
>>64121013
Man Utd, i'm a working class manc pleb from salford so I have little choice in the matter
>>64121019
You do know how many Londoners are MU fans don't you? Tens of thousands. Not that you should give up supporting them mind you.
>>64121026
I can't give up, I watch pretty much every game, even managed to go to a few matches this season, it's like being in an abusive relationship.
Shouldn't really fucking moan after the sucess we had under fergie tb.h, sound like an ungrateful cunt.
I just really like Arsenal, always have since I followed the 94 cup winners cup campaign on the bbc as an impressionable young sprog, watched every single match.
It takes time for a misunderstood, creative mind to truly create a masterpiece. The pressures he faces to pay rent, put food on the table, while keeping his girlfriend happy in their small studio apartment is incredible. The criticism from his family to give up his dream and get a real job like his pal Laurent.
That's why I get the feeling that we truly misunderstand the greatness of Giroud.
He's not a ruthless goalscorer.
He's not a speedy trickster.
He's not a footballing genius.
He's a creator.
He's a friend.
He's a wingers' wingman.
He's a truly beautiful being.
He's a true artist in poverty.
Every match is his canvas.
His delicate flicks and deft touches could be the finishing touch of the latest masterpiece.
His body, flawlessly chiseled thanks to years of hard work, are his greatest tools.
He protects his fellow artists from local gangs.
He's been beaten but never broken.
He's been cheated but never hopeless.
He believes in his art.
He will create the next great masterpiece.
>>64121113
I can fap to this
hope we recall szczesny in january to play him in the fa cup
>>64120278
oh ffs
>they still think that J.Hernandez is just a meme
>>64113303
When kek
>>64121354
chicano
>>64121364
https://twitter.com/goonerclaude/status/612015803492376576
>>64121402
and people here including myself were actually worried, fuck we are pathetic
>>64121449
never sure why strangers always feel the need to stop suicides 2bh
>>64121465
should be up to the individual to take their own life or not desu senpai
>>64121402
>not deleting the tweet
>>64121402
KEK
what's the context?
>>64121638
His mum died I think?
>>64121662
Ok nevermind that wasn't it. Maybe just feeling it particuarly bad at that point. I was in a pretty bad mental state about a week ago for no particular reason
>>64121681
You need to shitpost, man. Everyone knows that an aussie dies if he doesn't shitpost.
>>64121583
Please take your own life as promptly as possible
I'll just leave this here
>>64121811
https://vine.co/v/i7QDj2Ww7dj
>>64121811
that's really nice can i have more
With all that money you would have thought he'd get a nose job.
>>64121822
https://vine.co/v/ODa1gV0LVFa
https://vine.co/v/eAZLZiaKKEB
https://vine.co/v/ODJvK1giAg0
https://vine.co/v/OD51XYte3wi
https://vine.co/v/OtlehJB9Bxt
https://vine.co/v/OdUQTzFtqI0
https://vine.co/v/OHwvtVtr6W6
https://vine.co/v/OtU7xHzUrOY
https://vine.co/v/OE2wDwP75Je
https://vine.co/v/ehz5tuxTgxH
>>64121844
Thank you based hue
Some of these are fantastic
>>64121955
I forgot the best one.
https://twitter.com/joe_co_uk/status/663410539222159360
>>64122000
This is the best one
Also, #Cech'd
Ozil may not have gotten any assists last match
But he poached 3 pre-assists. Or what do they call it? Key passes?
>>64122189
Yeah, in ice hockey scoring he would have been credited points for each.
>>64122189
They call it playmaking.
Alexis used an iPhone selfie to promote Huawei
>>64121844
holy shit
>that Van Laal longball one
top notch huebro
>>64122371
http://cdn2.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/huawei/huawei-p8-0.jpg
it's a huawei la
>>64122189
'the rosicky'
>>64122570
>not the cleb
>>64119218
iktfb
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20151210/welbeck-i-can-play-with-freedom
bby come back
Daily Mail ABAs blown the absolute fuck out.
>>64122962
>Journos
>Spurs are still paying Adebayor £100,000 a week until June
>>64123101
He deserves it
Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes
La Gazzetta dello Sport say they've heard that Manchester City are ready to offer €40m (£29m) for Mauro #Icardi.
:(
>>64122962
> Daily Mail ABAs
> "Times writers predict..."
You done goofed lad
>>64123101
fucking hell how much did he earn "playing" for them
>>64112516
>be injured during tough matches and tweet BS
>come back vs. Olympiakos Bankdept and score some
>GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
>signing players
>>64123152
f-fuck off
>>64122962
hahahaha
>>64122962
>british 'experts'
>>64123356
>'experts'
are we laughing at spuds today lads?
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BUS PARKING SCUM WILL NEVER KNOW AGAIN KNOW THE JOY OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL! HAPPY SPURSDAY LADS!!!
HAPPY FUCKING SPURSDAY!!!!!
>Rapid topping their group
>Liverpoo and Tottenshit playing tonight and will probably be knackered when they play the scrappy lower table teams that had some great wins recently
noice
Lads
The grill I'm talking to right now is trying to convince me Messi only has Asperger's and not full blown off the charts autism.
Should i end it?
>>64124609
Show us a pic of her eyebrows and i'll give you a propa ansah
>>64120898
2 in 3
>tfw your tinderella has decided to get on the pill
cumming inside her will be glorious bros
>>64124631
Why eyebrows?
>>64124702
because posting your gf or soon to be gf face on 4chan would be silly
>>64124723
Best one
HAIL
>>64124702
Cuz jewman has an eyebrow fetish
See the skinny blond skank. What's her face
>>64124797
Gonna be funny how things are gonna change here after he misses a few sitters Saturday
>>64123169
what
he hasn't been injured this season
he got sent off in the first game
scored in both legs against bayern
What does /arse/ think of Cristiano Ronaldo?
>>64125144
Seems gay to me
>>64125144
He started going downhill the second he chose to play for Utd over us 2bh.
>>64125144
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64125144
A remarkable footballer and philanthropist. Cristiano is what I would hope my gf's son aspires to be
>>64125522
>philanthropist
a full on rapist?
>>64125522
>philanthropist
a full on phil?
Is 4chan dead again
I think Jenkinson could do a job at CB and no-one can dispute this
If "Wenger Out" is posted in the next thirty minutes then Wenger will leave and Arteta will lead the club to European glory
>>64125761
Wenger Out !
>>64125780
And so my fifty minute reign of /arse/ ends in humiliation
Thanks Austria
Who is a more realistic signing Texeira or Isco? Texeira is a more versatile player 2bh he can play in the B2B as a #10 or in the wings and is defensively better than Isco. Isco is still better attacking wise though
>>64125818
Texeira is a shit tap in babby
>>64125144
Once a great player that was this close to joining Arsenal, now reduced to a pretty looking tap-in crybaby.
I blame the football officials and media more than him for this, though.
>>64125923
https://youtu.be/3GdhIrx0W-E
Skip to 50 seconds in
>>64125718
He's so much better now but he still pulls the occasional dodgy pass. This would be far more harmful if he was in the center.
Plus we would then be missing out on his right back abilities, he's actually one of the better crossers Arsenal has
>>64126017
Most are penalties, deflections and tap ins.
Pedro tier. Do not want.
>>64126076
i bet you said the same thing about costa when he played for that team don't you
baka senpai desu
why is Arsenal so popular in the US?
i see at least a few people everyday with an Arsenal jacket, but nothing for any other team
does it have to do with an American owner? but then you'd think Aston Villa, ManU, Liverpool, or Sunderland would be more popular
>>64127008
>why is Arsenal so popular in the US?
tv and internet
>>64127008
Through Thierry Henry maybe?
>>64127148
but why not some other team? I guess I'm confused why it's Arsenal in particular. Even people who have no interest in footy in the US seem to know who Arsenal are
>>64127008
we like guns brah.
Plus you can like Arsenal without being labeled a glory hunter.
>>64127008
I think americans would be better qualified to answer this question but I've seen it come up quite a bit and here are the standard replies
>logo is a gun
>first team on fifa
>bandwagon team but don't win enough to be called a glory hunter
>play nice football
>likeable
>>64127248
Underated post
>>64127258
Also the loads of pacebabbies available from the start.
jeff
when
>>64127008
I chose them in 06 after the world cup, I don't remember why. I've been following them consistently ever since though and I'm too attached to bandwagon anyone else
there are people in this thread that would rather develop Oxshit-Chamberlel instead of buying Lucas Moura
Sam @samuelJayC
Wanyama is Wenger's no.1 target in January, @johncrossmirror reports tonight. Will cost £15m, #afc will bid in Jan.
LMAO @ 15 mil
>>64127811
>15
jesus christ Wonga, they'll at least want 25 or possibly 30 ...
>>64128193
"See, I tried"
>>64127379
he's literally a brazilian version of chamberlain
>>64126508
No, I said he was GOAT. I did say Diego 'Tap-In' Costa was shit though.
>>64128193
what? he's a £10m player. no skill at all.
>>64128786
in Jan he's a 20 mil player
Rather get Rabiot on loan 2bh pham
Just woke up lads. I think I'm dying.
>tfw getting through the CL is the only thing keeping me going
Cohesion
>>64124750
>As a slut, I'm fine with booty calls.
FUCKING DROPPED. when will these bi/pansexual male to female queer butchtrans* vegetarian nerdy kinky disabled sluts FINALLY fucking realize that us good quality 21st century digital boys don't want a "booty call"?
we NEED a "deep and fulfilling relationship" with a brave multi-adjective person like alexandria there. goddammit, i'm going to ask b4 i fuck.... it like a doll because i am a gentleman; if i wanted a disposable booty call with a slut i'd go get with a cishet chick... sigh. i'm still holding out hope that i can find a proper tranny with deep-rooted family values who wants to BUILD something, not do a cum-dumpster impersonation.
SPEAKING OF CUM-DUMPSTER IMPERSONATIONS, i see our favorite 3am-in-liverpool tranny-ish booty caller Olivier "The Artist" Giroud just had a hat trick to actually get us through to get knocked out in the R016! does this mean that the walcott @ CF meme can finally go to bed because arsenal now has a world class #9 up front leading the attack for both club and country?
or do some of you here think that arsenal was doing better with walcott developing @ CF to start games? personally i think giroud often becomes complacent when he's got no competition @ CF and go figure now that theo's back and starting on the wing that giroud's going out and getting hat-tricks.... c'est la vie, no?
>giroud or walcott: who should be >our first XI starting CF week-in/week-out? or should they be rotated? what do >we do with the CF position?
>/sp/ wasn't around for 49 unbeaten
Imagine it lads.
>>64129631
The memes are true, our team really is gay. Gay sex may actually lead Arsenal to a premier league title.
>>64128193
>>64127811
15 + add ons SOON
>>64127379
Ox's problem is confidence, not talent.
>>64124797
man that'd be an easy shoop to put the ballon d'or in his hand..... maybe i should load up photoshop, eh?
i could have a new desktop background to replace my current one from the alternate reality where bendtner is holding his balloon door surrounded by his real madrid teammates.
>who knew that this famous kiss turned out to be giroud giving debuchy a fredo kiss? debuchy's career went out on the boat shortly after this kiss =/
>>64129717
who wouldn't be gay for giroud?
>>64129631
i love how gabriel's got a look on his face like "i can't believe i finally come to play football for a huge club and i'm surrounded by all these faggots"
....but then if you keep watching he's super duper mega uber slick about subtly checking out giroud's package as he walks by. i bet gabriel was so sickened with himself for succumbing to the ubiquitous homosex vibes @ arsenal that he went home and gave himself 20 lashes like that albino monk in the da vinci theory movie.
>you know that gabriel holds himself to a higher standard than everyone else because without football he'd be castrating farm animals or cleaning toilets for a living. no doubt he'd be seeing more death.
>yfw >we lose to >Villa
>>64129631
he was completely rejected poor lad
>>64129998
...don't make him see it again.
and you know how it'd go down: gabriel would hate on giroud and give him looks of death and threaten him about all the ostentatious bro-tier homostuff....
so then when a playful/trolling giroud unleashes his hog in front of gabriel in the lockerroom the archangel loses himself and grabs giroud for the most passionate kiss of either of their lifetimes, which likely causes giroud to say NO NO NO I AM NOT GAY but then he whispers "i am not gay in front of my teammates, but you can call me later big boy" -- HOWEVER, gabriel is so pissed at being rejected like that that he doesn't hear giroud's whisper.....
this is a problem when gabriel comes back later and kills giroud for rejecting him, just like how it went down in the movie "american beauty" -- and indeed, this isn't the first time that this has happened with gabriel, hence [PIC RELATED]
>is giroud hard in that 2nd panel or is that just how he hangs flaccid? WEW LADS....
>>64130317
Why america, why?
Why always you?
>>64130456
>amerigays
>>64130456
hey man, france actually went and posted giroud's cock in the thread. i just provided an "american beauty" parallel to answer the hypothetical question of who wouldn't be gay for giroud....
btw, how does a hue like yourself get into arsenal? don't you have some better-than-MLS local leagues to enjoy, or at least european teams that feature your NT's best players? what compelled you to love the cannon?
>>64130585
>9 years old
>my parents divorce
>dad's got cable tv
>i go to dad's house every weekend
>invicibles on the telly
Need i say more?
Been supporting arse since then.
Griezman in the bag lads.
>>64130817
oh hey i hope you didnt take that like i was questioning your credentials for being in >muh super secret cool kids only club, i was genuinely curious how someone from brazil got into arsenal.
do you guys get hooked up with a ton of premier league games on basic cable like we do? i'm pretty sure that i can even stream them for free through NBCSN, so we've got it even better than they do in the UK!
>>64131082
Overrated shit.
>>64131082
hope i can be in his bag tbhlad
Why is Arsenal's fanbase so cancerous in the US? It seems like the worst hipster Eurosnobs are all Arsenal fans, people who follow other European teams are way more chill. Are Arsenal fans like this overseas too?
>>64131289
arrrgh wrong picture i meant to use this one
>>64131314
Pinilla when la?
Why do people sexualise footballers :(
http://bulgespy.tumblr.com/post/121588142821
>>64131414
he ded for 6-7 weeks la
>>64131357
dude idk what part of america you're from, but in terms of soccer hipsters it's the MLS fans who fit that bearded/new-balance/bike-riding stereotype.
plus MLS purists love to look down on us people who got into football-proper through watching the game @ its highest levels in european competitions...
i think they're pissed that now we're finally into "their" sport but we're not throwing out $$$ at "our" shitty franchise so they can raise money to go make someone like adebayor their designated player in the next 5 years.
also, MLS can't fuck with the awesomeness of waking up on a weekend morning and having games going on from like 7am-3pm. often times you can head out of the house at like 2pm with a whole day of sport under your belt.... that's just unfuckwithable.
>>64131701
>Manchester United are lining up separate bids for Real Madrid forwards Gareth Bale and Cristiano Ronaldo - as well as Barcelona attacker Neymar.
>United will also make John Stones the most expensive defender in the world, with the Old Trafford club happy to spend £50m on the 21-year-old.
Who the fuck writes this shit? How much will each of those cost? Those 3 players could easily break £200m.
Then what? What's the expectation?
>>64132012
Sadly United could easily afford that.
>>64125541
Underrated.
IASIP FTW
>>64132130
And wages? doubt it.
>>64132130
That's not my point. Point is, they buy all 4. Then what?
They're expected to win EPL? FA Cup? Double? Treble? How much leeway would they get with such players?
>>64131289
That didn't even come to my mind, don't worry.
>>64129717
It's called team cohesion and there's nothing gay about it.
>>64131357
Does this Twitter map correspond to what you mean? To be fair only the righteous and just support the Arsenal.
>>64129717
There is literally nothing wrong with loving your brother. Hell, there is literally nothing wrong with guy sex. The only thing really gay is marrying another man.
>>64132756
Is that Santa?
>>64131289
Yep, we do. We have Espn and Fox sports. Both of them have rights to air the games, but they don't transmit the same match. Unfortunately, the Turner group bought the channel that has the rights for the ucl games, so i have to watch the streams.
>>64132532
they could go the realmad way and stay relevant without winning that many trophies through legacy and signing only the finest memes money can buy
>>64132351
You underestimate their commercial power. They've already spent £250m in the last 18 months.
>>64132810
>some of Little Britain aka Brittany are with Liverpool
When's the last 16 draw lads?
>>64133069
monday
>>64133069
Moonday
>>64131965
Agree 100. Nothing beats a full morning of footy and beers before all your friends wake up.
Weekends are long m8s.
>>64131357
Live in the NY tri-state area since I was 10 and people around here have always ALWAYS been about the same 4 clubs
Chelsea
United
City
Liverpool
Most people never even heard of Arsenal.
>>64131965
>plus MLS purists love to look down on us people who got into football-proper through watching the game @ its highest levels in european competitions
See, this is what I mean. Some MLS fans can be insufferable too, but the general sense I get from Arsenal fans is this type of snobbery (although at least you didn't say "real football"), and it's just kind of weird.
>>64132810
I meant cancerous in the sense that they're really annoying. But yes, there are a lot of them. Arsenal is probably the most popular team in America after Barcelona.
>>64133426
Maybe in your area m80. You know some shitty people.
>>64133341
Really? That's just bizarre. In my experience, the only soccer teams in major cities with any type of fanbase are Barcelona, Arsenal, United, Real, and Chelsea, in that order. It depends on what city you're in, of course (Miami is all Barca), and sometimes you'll see a fan or two from other clubs (Liverpool, Tottenham, Bayern), but I've never even seen a Manchester City fan.
I know of 2 Arsenal fans in my area one that I saw at the gym wearing an old wilsh kit and another guy that went to my high school but was like 2 years younger than me
Also
Just started reading Berserk why did nobody tell me this shit was so good
>>64130585
I personally started following Arsenal back in 2011 when I was watching this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv2mxzmVvdg
I was never that much into football and only watched it when the world cup was on or the occasional CL game, but Arsenal play style captivated me.
>>64133688
>but Arsenal play style captivated me
You would have been wetting yourself between the years 1998-2007 with the way Arsenal played. They still have their moments and still stand out amongst many other English clubs.
>>64133688
>>64129717
There's nothing wrong with loving other men.
>>64133739
it should hurry up tbhfam
>>64133897
Wait till end of season la all of us will be celebrating treble
>>64133780
I always think about at least downloading and watching the Invincibles games but I forget about it.
>>64133794
?
>>64134117
Could always watching the 49 games unbeaten documentary as a start. It's on YT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_07W3C4tSw
>>64134304
I think I already did watch that, but thanks anyway. I'll try to get on with it.
>>64134304
Has anyone else gone 49 matches untouched?
>>64127811
Wanyama sucks on the ball. Not a Wenger like signing at all
>>64133780
obviously i'm aware of being late to the party myself. hell, i remember the first game where i "fell in love" with arsenal, and it was this one >> http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/19939648
it was a 1-0 loss @norwich city where grant fucking holt scored the only goal. jack was back from ~14 months of foot/ankle injury and unused on the bench, and at halftime i heard the UK pundits talk about "URGENCY" and "handbrakes" for the first time in my life.
like george carlin swimming in the hudson river as a kid (where it was later found out that tons of raw sewage was dumped in the river during that time) -- I WAS TEMPERED IN RAW SHIT.
>>64133688
>You actually have to put "no effects or songs"
Fuck jewtube
>>64135029
Since we're sharing Arsenal memories: they played in the first Premier League game I ever watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHuss1oE6Q
:)
>>64135274
remember that episode of south park where the FBI/cops took the kids by lars ulrich's house and said "see that silver dolphin statue by his pool? that's supposed to be a solid gold statue, but now since all you kids pirate his music lars has to suffer with a silver dolphin statue by the pool at his mansion.... SEE THE DAMAGE YOU KIDS ARE DOING WITH YOUR PIRACY?!?!"
yeah, that's what your post made me think of.
>think of the real victims here!
we mahrez now
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-eyeing-leicester-scout-steve-6992005
>>64135029
The first live tv game of Arsenal I watched the commentators were debating whether to call this young kid Cleeshee or Cliché
>>64136490
>you will never hear an comentator saying "djorou" instead of giroud again
>cazorshit will be replaced by Isco soon
>>64137580
won't ozil freak out if isco shows up?
ancelotti loved his new toy isco sooooo much that when the 13-14 season started he was playing ozil on the wing and subbing him out like clockwork after 60-70', all while isco started @ #10 and i think played whole games.
this led to ozil sulking and that led to him getting dropped for a game, which led to him getting on the phone with a certain cunning frenchman who is fluent in german telling him how much he wants him and he's the most special guy in the world..... and the rest is history.
so much like i think bringing back cesc might have caused ozil to look over his shoulder and go "not again", i think the same thing could happen with isco.... and hey, i think this ozil thing has turned out to be pretty good, right?
altho seeing as i haven't heard a damn thing about isco for a year or two and ozil is in the best form of his arsenal career, i doubt arsene starts the first game of isco's arsenal career with isco @ #10 and ozil shunted out to RW to accomodate isco.
>>64138312
No because unlike Ancelotti, Wenger would shunt isco to the flanks r deeper to accommodate Mesut
Wanyama is meme tier.
>you never saw the invincibles
Thank Allah I did
>Manchester United working on transfer deals for Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar and Gareth Bale – report
must be nice
also >metro.co.uk has >us landing some guy named kokorin for 4.3mil, and claims >we're all set to land isco for 36mil.
>the city of metro
>>64138500
what else is there?
>>64138854
Van Gaal spending big money to bring in big names to wreck their careers.
kek.
>>64139042
maybe pep wants them? he prolly floated the city stuff to put united on alert that they need to be ready to get rid of LvG, which seems to be becoming more and more of a fait accompli
>another window of people who won't shut up about isco and carvalho
ffsg
>>64133574
>Really? That's just bizarre. In my experience, the only soccer teams in major cities with any type of fanbase are Barcelona, Arsenal, United, Real, and Chelsea, in that order. It depends on what city you're in, of course (Miami is all Barca), and sometimes you'll see a fan or two from other clubs (Liverpool, Tottenham, Bayern), but I've never even seen a Manchester City fan.
I was in a pub in brooklyn for the olympiakos match 2 days ago and there was a grand total of 6 people including the bartender.
5 were arsenal fans and 1 was a barca fan
So >we are rooting for lelsea this weekend? How do you see that game ending?
>>64139759
>rooting for lelsea
Why would I sell my soul to Abramovich like that?
>>64139821
Top of the table, lad.
>>64139759
Hoping for a draw as always.
>>64139885
Would rather see Chelsea draw and Mourinho get closer and closer to getting sacked than maybe seeing Chelsea start to do well again.
>>64139885
Would rather stay in 2nd for another week and watch Chelsea lose, it's still a long way until the end of the season, Leicester will start to drop points when they come up against proper teams, I mean we spanked them 5-2 at their ground.
>>64140020
But Leicester didn't have the confidence they have now, and Arsenal had the players now they have lost to injuries, so it really is possible to anything to happen, maybe Liecester will even go to the CL next year.
>>64140134
Well there's no point in fussing over it, all we can do is win our games the rest is out of our hands, if Leicester go on to win the league then they deserve it
>>64138854
Kek
LVG believes he can get those guys to play for european league tier team
>mfw Arse gets shrekt in the round of 16 by Madrid or Barca and everyone is back to WENGEROUT
>>64140944
Most people are WOB, >we just want it to happen properly, in the offseason with respect and replaced by a top, top manager.
>>64140944
they'll suffer a perfectly respectable aggregate loss against atletico senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP389sKkros
Why do you hate him so much?
if you were a human organ, which would you be? please no meme answers like the appendix
Is /kokorin/ elitie?
>>64141499
But we don't.
>>64141532
Yes
The Russian Henry
>>64141240
>Most people are WOB
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger on the demands of fans: "On one side people want you to have seven strikers, on the other side when you rest one they ask you why you are not playing him.
WOB'S BTFO
>>64141546
But those tweets, clearly Arsenal fans
Wonga tried to offload Joel to Olympiakos but they didn't want to buy.
Wenger=senile hack
>>64141643
>/sp/ Arsenal Eternal Thread Opinions
>#1: OZIL IS SHIT, INVIzBZIL!! £43.3m WASTED! Y ONLY 10 PLAYERS ON PITCH?? XD
>#2: FUCKING MONREAL IS SHIT. FUCKING NACHO. MONREAL OUT! WHAT A WASTE! SANTOS WAS BETTER!
>#3: FUCKING BELLERIN? WHY THE FUCK IS HE BEING PLAYED? WENGER HAS FUCKING LOST IT! SIGN A PROPER DEFENDER TILL DEBUCHY IS BACK!
>#4: FUCKING CAMPBELL IS SHIT, HE'S NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT! WENGER OUT! SELL HIM AND GET [insert meme player of the week] INSTEAD!
>#5: GIROUD? MORE LIKE GIRPOO! HE SUCKS! WENGER OUT! NEED A PROPER STRIKER WHO CAN SCORE!
>#6: CARZOLA IS SHIT! SHITZOLA! WENGER OUT! GET [meme player of the week] INSTEAD AND SELL THIS OAP!
>#7: COQ? MORE LIKE COCK! FUCKING SENILE HACK WENGER! SIGN A PROPER DM LIKE [insert meme player of the week]! WHAT THE FUCK IS WENGER THINKING? HE HAS NO ABILITY O EXPERIENCE!
Etc.
>>64141633
Well using "you" would make me think you're asking /arse/. I think the majority of Arsenal fans don't hate him though because he was solid up until the very end and it's understandable why he'd go to City when he's getting old and they're going to pay double the wages.
>>64141663
replace monreal and bellerin with wellbeck and walcott and ok
>>64141688
I could have gone on with those, but there were a long period of time, bout 3 months or so, of Bellerin being mocked for being inexperienced and shit. Now they'd attack Wonga for dropping him.
Monreal was a lot longer, "hur dur we bought him to replace Santos and he's worse!!!" etc.
Why don't we sign NTEP?
>>64141532
What's that? An anime character?
>>64141732
It's a striker Wonga is apparently lining up for like £4.3m. He's been linked a few times, but £4.3m seems pretty low.
The other link was Wayamamamama from Saints, which isn't too bad.
>Arsenal goalkeeper and keen drummer Petr Cech believes sessions on the video game Rock Band with former Chelsea goalkeeper Carlo Cudicini have improved his reactions and made him a better goalkeeper. (London Evening Standard)
>>64141723
He's permacrocked
>>64141643
hopefully he's sold this summer. One nice assist against meme opposition doesn't make him good
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger on his January transfer plans: "We will be out there and seeing what we can do, but we have the whole of December to go and we are in a strong position in the Premier League. But we are short and it is important that we don't lose any more players."
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger on the demands of fans: "On one side people want you to have seven strikers, on the other side when you rest one they ask you why you are not playing him.
On reports linking the club with Southampton midfielder Victor Wanyama: "I rate the player, but we are not on the case."
http://www.thefa.com/news/the-fa-cup/2015/dec/emirates-fa-cup-third-round-tv-ties-selected
>the reigning champions game not televised
ree
on team news…
We came back Thursday morning, so we will see the players today. We have no injuries after the game.
on Alexis and Mikel Arteta…
[They are] short-term injuries, neither will be available for Sunday. No Arteta and no Alexis - who is the shortest one. The others will be [available] after Christmas.
on Jack Wilshere…
If you ask me if he will be fit before the end of December, no chance.
on Tomas Rosicky…
He is quite positive. He is running outside but not ready yet. End of January.
>>64118650
even >rooney managed a cl hattrick this season
>>64141973
apparently Alexis is back in full training next week ...
>the others
what other, the only one Wenger didn't mention was Welbz and the rest are long term injuries.
>>64142126
Cazorla and Coquelin
>>64118650
It was the fact that it was a crucial game where Arsenal needed to score goals, and he delivered.
lads we fucking did it
https://twitter.com/HectorBellerin/status/675293930196439040
such a crowdpleaser
>>64142005
>>64118650
>Rooney
>EPL Aps: 12
>EPL Goals: 2
>Game to Goal Ratio: 0.16
>Giroud
>EPL Aps: 15
>EPL Goals: 8
>Game to Goal Ratio: 0.53
>pooney
>>64142486
>Aaron Ramsey has a beter Game to Goal ratio than Pooney
ROFL.
>>64142486
Now that Walcott is back getting minutes he should start getting the goals and assists too.
>>64142264
We still need to get through Ro16 in order to improve over the results of the last few years though.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/football/article4638099.ece
>buying a stat company instead of just using opta like everyone else
fucking hipsters
>>64142600
Opta are London based too.
>>64142588
>we
what part of tocopilla are u from
>>64142600
arsenal already use opta
>>64142600
>play ramsey in the middle
>he assists from the left wing
>tfw treble this year
>>64112516
Fucking meme spouting retards not even putting Arsenal in the OP.
HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO FIND IT IN THE CATALOG YOU FUCKING MONG, BUT EPIC MEMES THOUGH LAD XD!!!!
>>64142714
just 5 post for it to go la' don't be mean
Does someone have that image of a fan with wenger with the caption something like "asked who he is signing in January and he told me to piss off."
>>64142703
its almost as if a players position isn't fixed
im not hyped about giroud at all tb(h)
>>64142714
heaven forbid you have had to search for it
>>64142736
Great assist though tbf especially with his weak foot
>>64141663
>>#7: COQ? MORE LIKE COCK! FUCKING SENILE HACK WENGER! SIGN A PROPER DM LIKE [insert meme player of the week]! WHAT THE FUCK IS WENGER THINKING? HE HAS NO ABILITY O EXPERIENCE!
what? i never saw this
>>#6: CARZOLA IS SHIT! SHITZOLA! WENGER OUT! GET [meme player of the week] INSTEAD AND SELL THIS OAP!
but thats true
>>#5: GIROUD? MORE LIKE GIRPOO! HE SUCKS! WENGER OUT! NEED A PROPER STRIKER WHO CAN SCORE!
i still dont trust him
>>#4: FUCKING CAMPBELL IS SHIT, HE'S NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT! WENGER OUT! SELL HIM AND GET [insert meme player of the week] INSTEAD!
i still dont like him
>>#3: FUCKING BELLERIN? WHY THE FUCK IS HE BEING PLAYED? WENGER HAS FUCKING LOST IT! SIGN A PROPER DEFENDER TILL DEBUCHY IS BACK!
said no one ever
>>#2: FUCKING MONREAL IS SHIT. FUCKING NACHO. MONREAL OUT! WHAT A WASTE! SANTOS WAS BETTER!
he was shit at times, now hes fine, same goes for ozil
new
>>64142800
>>64142714
yeah i made a new thread the other day because i couldn't find this one
it's just this one swedish twat tbf
>>64125780
>Le Austrian Shitposter
>>64141499
To be fair, he does look weird as shit with his new haircut.
>>64141973
>Alexis - who is the shortest one
Manlet spic btfo