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>pic related
MIN:Vikings rule out 4 defensive starters for TNF
BAL:Schaub misses practice, Jimmy Clausen with 1s
NO:Report: Ingram has 'serious' shoulder injury
DEN:C.J. Anderson (ankle) sidelined on Wednesday
NE:Gronkowski (knee) not practicing Wednesday
CIN:Eifert practicing, 'on track' to play Week 14
KC:Chiefs to continue forward with RB committee
CLE:Terrelle Pryor expected to be active Week 14
CLE:Travis Benjamin (shoulder) not practicing Wed
IND:Hasselbeck practicing Wednesday, Luck absent
MIN:Vikings to be w/o NT Joseph, LB Barr, S Smith
ARZ:David Johnson again to get around 25 touches
>>64110477
>jpg
OP please
Scenario Time:
You wake up one day in a huge king size bed with white Egyptian down sheets. You notice you are wearing a gold satin lingerie teddy, you also have a perfect 10/10 body with a great rack. You scan the room you are in and notice a door open that presumably leads to a bathroom since you can hear the shower going. The shower shuts off and you can hear the shower curtains draw back. Your heart races and you feel wetness around your cooch. Seconds later emerges a wet Tony Romo sporting a 10 inch fully erect Baby Batter Blaster.
"Ready for round 5, babe?"
What do you do?
>>64110735
Call Kirk Cousins and beg for his D.
>>64110477
6 trips, 4 replies. Sean, BB, and CKBB weren't even a part of that.
>>64110853
It's the life I live
Somebody just said trips?
>>64110735
i lean forward and whisper in his ear "its the final drive tony" and then as he starts to sweat and panic i breathe heavily on him and he shatters into a thousand pieces
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64111044
no one cares fag
>>64111000
Really proud of you senpai
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64110477
I'm the only good trip
>>64111098
you cared enough to reply retard
',:^)
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. WHO HYPE AS FUCK FOR THAT ELITE CHIEFS DEFENSE TO TAKE THE FUCKING FIELD AGAIN?
I'm talking, the most unstoppable, greatest force to ever be reckoned with on the field.
There's nothing you, Cam Newton, Tom Brady, or Andrew Kek can do about it, faggots. Chiefs are top team in the NFL and you'll see when it's super bowl time.
Panthers remaining schedule
>Falcons
>@ Giants
>@ Falcons
>Buccaneers
Giants ending the Panthers streak is guaranteed right?
>>64111000
jej
>>64111302
>derails 19-0
>now derailing 16-0
The absolute madman
>>64111255
You are not FINish him
>>64111000
fucked around and got a triple double
G-go puckers...
describe how you feel about your franchise now compared to 3 years ago in one image
1992 Cowboys vs. 1989 49ers. Who wins?
>>64111477
sums it up nicely.
>>64111477
>>64111500
any team ever vs 2015 Chiefs
Chiefs win, m8. noone cares about your shitty historical dream teams
>>64111255
You are a pederast
>>64111291
Based Berry is back to old form too
That motherfucker shit down Oakland's collective throats last Sunday
Wouls you guys switch teams if your team moved? Everyone here seems to hate bandwagoners, but us Rams and Chargers fans keep getting called cuhck and the like when we say that we're sticking with our teams.
>your team
>would you switch?
>which team would you switch to, and why?
>Rams
>Probably not
>Cardinals because old St. Louis team and favorite team of my late grandfather's
My team remains in "The .700 Club" at least until the regular season ends, no matter what.
feeldsgoodman.PS4
>>64110477
BS, none of those trips are under 300 pounds
>>64111477
>>64111567
are you a cute grile?
>>64110735
The fuck are down sheets?
>>64111370
What did FINish him do that was so good? I wasn't around much in the off season, got any screen shots
>>64111610
being that I didn't fall for the bucs because they're in Tampa Bay, I would stick with them. But I would much prefer they stay where they are.
>>64111660
some people think so
>>64110735
Congratulate him on giving up his foolish NFL dreams and pursuing a career in prostitution, where his true calling lies.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64111691
but are you?
>>64111610
I have great second hand experience because of the because of the Colts/Ravens. Colts left Baltimore in 84 so most of my family stayed with them until 96 when the Ravens came over, this is the only acceptable and honorable thing to do. Those that jumped to the Redskins were subsequently banished from the clan and were never seen at thanksfivings or christmas again.
>>64111623
I'm only 200, I'm getting there.
>>64111687
He was the god among men, the savior to all and end to all evil
FINish him was the godsend for /nfl/. His main purpose was to bring pain and misery to pats off-season shitposters. Being a dolphins fan in itself makes him a likeable person. Any chance to make fun of a pats trip he took it, and his shitposting was so strong he took trips out in one post.
He faded away when the season started, God rest his trip. Amen.
>>64111302
Maybe, but I doubt it.
I DID ask the guys to let the Giants win that one, just to piss off the Cowboys, but they didn't promise anything.
Falcons have two shots -- they are objectively terrible but the history says they can always find a way to win one on the Panthers.
If Giants and Falcons both fail, Ron rests everybody but special teams and practice squad, with Jake back as a one-day contract so he can retire as a Panther,andand hands a free win to the Bucs.
>>64111892
Got an example of his shitposting?
>>64111892
He faded away when he got BTFO by yours truly
>>64111000
Well played baka gaijin
>>64111757
wtf how do i know, are you cute, are you self absorbed enough to think yourself cute?
>>64111966
Sadly I don't and the archives are long gone
>>64111975
>blowing anybody out
lol
>>64111975
The only thing you've ever blown out is your own asshole
>>64111027
Romo is actually pretty clutch at the end of games despite the meme. He's up there near the top for game-winning drives and has outstanding stats for the final 2 minutes.
But memers gonna meme
>>64111610
We were all Washington R-word fans here before the Panthers were created, in that case the switch was pretty easy. I cannot imagine staying a fan of a team that crapped out on you. The anger is too great. Nobody here stayed Hornets fans when Shinn took them to NO, and we've been very tentative about embracing the NBA (as the Bobcats, now called the Hornets but you are fooling nobody, NBA) -- onceburned , forever shy.
>>64112086
>and the archives are long gone
the archives still go back to 2012 though? I use it multiple times a week.
>>64112176
>outstanding stats for the final 2 minutes
that's called garbage time for a reason anon
>>64112176
This guy has a point, you'd have to convince him it as a big game first if you wanted to see his wheels come off.
>>64112228
Goes to show I don't fact check
You are now aware that Cam Newton has 19 red zone TD passes this year, vs. no pics, and a rating of around 114.
How can you beat this team? Protip, you can't.
>>64112228
It says it goes back 7 days
>>64112361
Leave $cam to me
>>64112361
>inb4 some racist comment
I don't care if you are black, brown, asian, or normal that's a pretty impressive stat. Godspeed Cam, godspeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8
Why is he so based?
>>64112384
wait, what? are we talking about the same archive? I just checked and the very first post on it is the same one it's always been, an OP for a /trb/ thread on june 11th 2012. post number was in the 22m range.
>The #Saints have placed RB Mark Ingram on Injured Reserve with a shoulder injury. His season is over
>>64112588
Am I in the wrong place?
http://boards.4chan.org/sp/archive
>>64112692
oh right, I keep forgetting about that. yeah, that only goes back 7 days, "the archive" is an external host not owned by 4chan I believe. google plebs.
>>64112035
just answer the question pls no sass
>>64110735
I am very aroused
>mfw guaranteed playoff spot
>>64110477
Anyone have sauce? No homo
God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder
The official franchise ranking:
Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points
1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
>>64112756
If we're talking about 4plebs, it seems like they only have one post of FIN's. Unless I'm searching wrong, which is very possible. I'm using his trip.
>>64112801
Here they are:
>>64111027
>>64111471
>>64111845
>Missing 4 defensive starters, including our 3 best
>playing the Cards at home
I'm not sure I can watch this. It's going to be a slaughter
>>64112826
maybe you're using it wrong? for example, if you were to search for my posts you'd enter Scarletism into the username field, or if it's this specific trip then you'd enter !!vxzntjVvSGr into the tripcode field.
I just got 721 results for FINish him
>>64112766
w/e here's a photo of me
>>64112914
Can you link it when you find some of his posts?
>>64112914
>All of your posts from beginning to end are available to the public to see
Thanks Obama
>>64112975
that's a man
>>64112975
bost benis
>>64112975
>can't tell if nerdy man or trap
wouldsuckdick/10 tho either way.
>>64112975
wanna cuddle and shitpost together?
trip fags are the worst & had no toys when they were little
>>64112975
Do you touch yourself to the thought of getting double teamed by Travis Kelce and Alex Smith?
>>64112977
this seems to be all of them, happy browsing
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!!0hdohH9ok6N
>>64112996
>tfw you predate the archive
>tfw you've been posting for over half of /sp/'s existence
>>64113048
i'm aromantic so i don't touch myself at all, but i often fantasize about travis kelce taking me out for dinner
Top 10 defensive players of all time?
>>64113063
In KC area? I could wear my jersey and pretend for you.
>>64113107
your parents didn't love you. that's why you have a trip to be recognized on here
>>64113100
lol nty. i'm a tampa fan who lives in texas.
>>64113028
to be fair I had autistic toys, like k'nex and bionicles
>>64113174
damn pimp, you got that hookup. i always wanted to live in my parents basement, get a wakie talkie for upstairs and shit be like "MOM, PREHEAT THE OVEN!"
>>64113180
Your loss, bitch. Fucking cunt. Nice guys finish last, amirite?
>>64110477
SFW BOARD YOU COCKSUCKER
>inb4 vikings completely miss the playoffs
>>64113092
1. Ray Lewis
2. Ed Reed
3. Terrell Suggs
4. Art Donovan
5. Haloti Ngata
6. Peter Bouleware
7. Sam Adams
8. Rod Woodson
9. Gino Marchetti
10. Jarrett Johnson
>>64113028
anon fag reporting with handmedown lego's and matchbox cars.
>>64113245
I think I still have mine in a storage locker or something. never bought the miscellaneous stuff, only the main 6 for each series. had the originals, the nuva, the bohroks and kal, and the rahkshi, stopped after that. I just saw my 5 year old cousin with one earlier this year, apparently they rebooted it with new but similar backstory. feels weird man
I think my very first toys I collected myself rather than just given to me were pogs.
>>64113198
i had capsula or whatever those plastic capsules with gears inside. even got one of those little control panel calculator things to program them with
at least two tubs full of matchbox/majorette/hotwheels though
>>64113246
>#1
>ray lewis
He didn't ask for the top murderers of all time
>>64113246
why are ravens fans so shit
>>64113063
can i take you out to dinner?
>>64113318
That would be Hernandez, Carruth or Simpson. You know the guy who have actually murdered people.
>>64113297
I had the giant blue box of k'nex, I forget how many pieces but it weighed over 5lbs full I think. maybe 10? ended up donating them to one of my cousins at some point though, doubt he still has them.
I spent way more time on my N64 when I got that though, I must have had over 40 games
-Likable-
None
-Tolerable-
Scarletism, 8-8s&H, Sneak, Nuts in The Wind, Lake, Flying Elvis, Dynasty, Tikibar, Dennis Pitta, JFFM, Mile High, Landrys Balls, Three Lions, police12, Krabs, Travis Kelce
-Should go anon forever-
Oddish, TYBM, Irrelevant, Pat Sackafee, ABPS, Punished Rampage, One Edelman Army, R12goner4connor, CKBB, Sean, Lucky Ducky, BB/erin, Mayo, Peppers ghost,
>>64112682
Fugg :(
Guess its Hightower/Spiller time
>>64113357
Where's the suit at, Ray?
>>64110477
>MIN:Vikings to be w/o NT Joseph, LB Barr, S Smith
Just fucking forfeit already. The Cards are going to put up 40+.
it begins
can someone post the stafford "the party is on" pic
Fast forward to one of the most important games of the season. Cincinnati @ Denver - who wins?
I'd say Cincinnati has the advantage in skill, but it's in Denver during primetime.
What say you?
Are we back?
Does anyone have the cap from the broncos/pats game saying something like "If 1-9, pats win"?
It had a pic of trump (I think), and the post ended in 0.
>>64112996
Don't trip then.
>>64113398
>should go anon forever
but then how would you filter them?
>>64113569
>not posting on /sp/ since 2008
>>64113398
I'm tolerable? Really?
>>64113611
Meant for>>64113060
>>64113683
Fuck the Patriots.
akland has opted to avoid the possibility of losing Crabtree in free agency by signing him to a contract extension, as initially reported by ESPN's Adam Caplan on Wednesday. NFL Network's Ian Rapoport confirmed the news and added the deal is for "roughly" $8 million per year. The length has yet to be revealed.
>Watching "Jersey Guys" on NFL Network
>Interviewing a fan at a tailgate about how fucking bad the Giants are
>"Hey, this guy looks and talks kind of famil-"
>It's my father back in 1979
You are now witnessing the power of Ravens dubs
>>64111477
>eagles
>>64113769
classic roger
>Raidniggas
>>64113469
Bengals would come out and stomp them early but Denver would pull a few game tying drives and win in OT
You have Aaron Rodgers, Cam Newton, Tom Brady, and Alex Smith to chose from.
Your team has 1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage. No running game, no receivers, and no TE. Your defense is super elite though. Who do you pick to game manage the shit out of opponents?
>>64113970
Tom Brady in all honesty
>>64113970
Super elite defense will always win championships regardless of QB and other team skill (Trent Dilfer rule)
>>64113970
Under this conditions Alex Smith but Brady is the best option overall.
>Dallas' last game that Romo started: Loss
>Dallas' last game without Romo starting: Win
Tell me more about how Romo is the only thing that Dallas has and is the most valuable player in the league.
>>64113769
keep up the good work rog
>>64110477
Why even try to play when the 3 top defenders aren't playing against the 2nd best scoring offense in the league?
>>64113970
>Your team has 1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage. No running game, no receivers, and no TE
So the Patriots offense right now except with one decent receiver?
>>64114060
he can't keep getting away with it.
>>64113769
Goodell, GTFO you fucking turd
>>64113405
Very appropriately put pham
>>64113611
2009, close enough. when /sp/ started in 2008 I was still a college freshman and spent more time doing other shit.
>>64113639
you're predictable
>>64114085
Tell that to Zygi
Just filled out my PB ballot, how'd I do?
WR: Beckham, Antonio Brown, Fitzgerald, A.J. Green, Hopkins, Julio, Bradon Marshall, Allen Robinson
TE: Barnidge, Eifert, Gronkowski, Olsen
T: Armstead, Long, Peters, Tyron Smith, Thomas, Whitworth
G: Bitonio, Incognito, Iupati, Mathis, Martin, Yanda
C: Hudson, Kalil, Mack, Unger
QB: Brady, Dalton, Newton, Palmer, Rodgers, Wilson
FB: DiMarco, Juszczyk
TB: Freeman, Gurley, Ivory, Martin, Miller, Peterson
DE: Ansah, Chandler Jones, Jordan, Mack, Watt, Wilkerson
DT: Daniels, Donald, Harrison, Joseph, Short, Suh
ILB: Derrick Johnson, Kuechly, Brandon Marshall, Mosley
OLB: David, Davis, Houston, Lee, Miller, Wright
CB: Gilmore, Harris, Pacman, Joseph, Norman, Peterson, Revis, Trufant
SS: Chancellor, Thurmond
FS: Jenkins, Honeybadger
K: Bailey, Gostkowski
P: Colquitt, Hekker
RS: Abdullah, Sproles
ST: Acho, McCray
>>64113092
It's hard to compare guys pre 1995 Rules have changed, salary cap, longer games,
But greatest defensive player of all time is easy.
Ray Lewis. No doubt. In an era where offense has ruled Ray shut that shit down. Smartest guy on the field, hardest hitter on the field, most instinctive defensive player ever greatest defensive leader. Dude taught over a dozen players how to play at a pro bowl level. Suggs, reed, etc
I kind of fucking hate the guy but he's too good. Work ethic only rivaled by Jerry Rice.
>>64114206
>most instinctive defensive player ever
You forgot Ed Reed though.
>>64113092
>dline
Pat Williams
>lb
Larry Taylor
>cb
Revis
>safety
E.Reed
ahoy
In the official NFL anime, who would the main character be?
>>64114127
So are the Packers, so it's appropriate.
>>64111477
>tfw defense won the owl instead of shitting the bed
thank you based Butler
>>64114344
The loveable oaf who doesn't get the ring Matt Stafford
>>64114344
i don't understand the question
is the main character a team or a person
Why does he look like he's high as fuck
look at the red eyes, the glossy pupils, the squinty expression
http://www.chicagobears.com/fan-zone/merry_christmas.html
>>64114394
you could have just posted the image, ain't nobody got time for that.
>literally going to go undefeated
>still underdogs
how the fuck is that even possible?
>>64114389
>>64114344
maybe it would be something like each season theres a new story arc following a different team
brady/belichick are the obvious bad guys right?
>>64114431
Nobody will ever view black pussy as anything more than a gold digger until you put a ring on it m8
>>64114444
checked
>lose a game
>cry to refs
What a bitch made nigga kek
>>64114431
>underdogs
according to who, when?
cam looks like he's figured the whole thing out, to bad Ginn could hurt you when it counts.
>>64114467
is brady a vikings fan now?
>>64114431
Your like the antithesis of Dub City. Everyone expects them to do well and they do, but the Panthers are great an no one expects or believes them to be. Is it coincidental that Steph is a fan ?
>>64114474
Kill yourself
>>64114467
>plays on offense
>wants more rules to favor the offense
well fuck me sideways, what a twist!
>>64114495
how come?
>6-10 record will win the nfc least and host a home playoff game
Wow. The deadskins get the devision handed to them and JUST throw it away.
Just found this instagram of guy i worked with. Fucking bandwagon faggot.
>>64114556
>definition of a trap game
>>64114556
i can't fucking WAIT for a 6-10 team in the playoffs. highlight of the year.
>>64114467
>wanting to protect receivers and pad offensive sided football more
FUCK THIS PERSON. LITERALLY SOMEONE FUCK HIM IN HIS BUTT.
>>64114573
Could you be any more autistic?
Anon's Top 5 Christmas Songs
1. All I want For Christmas is You
2. Carol of the Bells
3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
4. Little Saint Nick
5. I Won't Be Home for Christmas
>>64114597
>not including Quad City DJs rendition of twelve days of Christmas
>>64114588
Offense is already padded to shit if you haven't noticed
>>64114556
this exact thing happens every year. Last year it was the panthers at 7-8-1, the year before that it was the packers at 8-7-1. There's always some division thats ripe for the taking and nobody seems to want it that badly.
This year we're just unfortunate enough to have two divisions like that.
>>64114592
bandwagoners are cancer desu senpai
>>64114623
are you from the quad cities m8?
Sup you turds
Gabbert is elite
>>64114467
>tfw Brady is trying to neuter his own defense
get this crybaby fucker out of here and start The Italian Stallion already
>>64114717
requesting blaine vick gif
>>64114717
woah motherfucker
>>64114717
>mfw people thought Blaine "motherfucker" Gabbert would be a downgrade from Krapperdick
>tfw the season is almost over
It went by so fast.
>>64114349
you're kind of like the retarded kid in the normal class we know not to give pencils to because you'll stab yourself in the eye but at the same time you talk funny and have a diaper on so you amuse us
creativity isn't your strong suit and you are really beta
so meh you are tolerable. you piece of shit
>>64114883
imagine how devastated he must be.
this offseason it was #7strom. Last year he was memeing on Cam.
>>64114905
Is he gone now? Why didn't he come back?
>you will never witness Smeth Until Death get ass blasted again
>>64114677
No, but I still love that song. Reminds me of good memories from Christmas
>checking /nfl/
Fox is on the tv for some reason
>Empire
This is what Americans watch? Ayy
where were you when jameis won the super bowl in his rookie season
>>64115088
Balls deep emptying a gallon of my baby batter into Blake livelys pussy in my dreams
>>64114883
just to make sure, did you watch that bears game? it was pretty fucking awful with a few flukey good plays every now and then. before the running touchdown, his runs were kinda stupid because he never seemed to look for a guy open after leaving the pocket and headed straight for the sideline, better scrambling QBs stay behind the LoS so they can still throw or at least threaten to throw and exploit the defenses. he didn't even run for first downs, just short 3-4 yard pickups. not terrible, but not all that great.
even the dragon looked like a terrible play at the moment of release, it's just that the bears secondary made an even worse play and bailed him out, allowing it to all work out okay in the end. gabbert is hardly worth bragging about so far.
>>64115088
>mfw Buccs beat the Panthers in the playoffs
>>64115113
No he's not worth bragging about but he beat a surging bears team at home. It will probably crash, but his teamates are on board for now.
Stop hating Colin
>>64115088
In another dimension, where Tony Romo is a 4 time owl winner and Johnny Manziel was OROY
>>64113092
This was fucking brutal, but I tried:
Before 1980
1. Gino Marchetti
2. Dick Lane
3. Joe Greene
4. Alan Page
5. Joe Schmidt
6. Deacon Jones
7. Jack Lambert
8. Chuck Bednarik
9. Bob Lilly
t10. Herb Adderley
t10. Ernie Stautner
t10. Emlen Tunnell
Since 1980
1. Reggie White
2. Lawrence Taylor
3. Ray Lewis
4. Brian Dawkins
5. Ed Reed
6. Rod Woodson
7. Ronnie Lott
8. Mike Singletary
9. Dan Hampton
10. Darrelle Revis
>>64112817
> dat NFC South
>>64115154
nah I'm just thankful that our stopgap QB isn't singlehandedly losing every game like I feared. we're going to need to rebuild for a while and might not have any QB security for a while until the rest of the team is properly fleshed back out, so having a QB that can still half-fluke into wins even with mediocrity around him is better than the alternative.
>>64115239
bucs still own this division.
>>64115219
I like it anon, Alan Page was great.
Dan Hampton though? No Pat Williams or John Randall
>>64114934
That's an awful lot of projecting there, bruh.
>>64112817
How much does a 19-0 season get you?
>>64115219
>lt not #1
gtfo outta here
>>64114085
But he will
his master plans demand it
>>64115470
>his master plan includes drafting noodle armed qb's out in front of a turnstyle oline.
>>64112817
>muh old teams
>4 more days till the Panthers get exposed
>>64115311
Kevin Williams > Pat
Cortez Kennedy > John Randle
>>64115601
you don't believe that.
>>64110477
Why do people make images like this? It only encourages tripfaggotry.
>>64113769
Sounds just like Goodell
>>64115651
>Kevin Williams > Pat
The Williams Wall was Pat, what did Kevin do without him?
Cortez Who?
>Mark Ingram placed on injured reserve
>>64114444
Belichecked
And no, Goodell would be the bad guy
>>64115714
>The Williams Wall was Pat, what did Kevin do without him?
Kevin was an all-pro before Pat even got there.
>Cortez Who?
The best DT of his era, my casual friend.
>>64115736
>Goodell would be the bad guy
He would be the villain that seems like the big boss for the first few seasons, but then you find out that he's actually the puppet of an elusive, ultra-powerful cabal (the owners).
>>64115551
exactly
>>64115803
Cortez was a great player, I overlooked him because he played on the Seahawks defense when they were irrelevant.
As for Pat vs Kevin, Pat got the doubles not Kevin.
>>64115914
back the fuck up Rick you retard
>>64114431
I think we all know why
>>64116163
You are now aware Romo December stats aren't bad at all
>>64111477
>ravens
has it been that long?
>>64111477
>Packers
Same as always. Laugh at how fucking pathetic the rest of the division is, then lose in the playoffs.
>>64116090
>As for Pat vs Kevin, Pat got the doubles not Kevin.
Because he was the 1 tech.
>>64112975
Hnnng high test
I literally cannot believe how high Chung is on this list.
>>64115249
He's like Tebow
>>64116259
>implying stats have anything to do with romo being awful in december
>>64116378
nu uh
>>64116392
>implying Chung is bad when he's actually used appropriately
>>64115249
How would you feel about them picking up DL and secondary in FA, drafting OL and WR in the draft and actually working with Gabbert towards improving him?
Who else here has hope for the future
>>64116392
also, the lowest rated safeties.
>literally dedskins
>>64111477
>Steelers
Steady improvement since getting Tebowed and rebuilding the D
>>64116443
>two SD Safeties
Fucking figures.
>>64112799
Literally impossible
>>64116438
Keep Pounding
No Means Yes
EVERY Single Day
>>64116392
>Darian Stewart's rating
>>64116398
>Adam Jones out with a foot injury
You ready to get booty blasted by the Steelers senpai?
>>64113970
Rodgers and Newton are the best for that setup. If the rb is decent use Newton, if the wrs are decent use rodgers
>>64116438
Looking forward to Jameis breaking that 5 TD rookie record on Sunday.
>>64114075
Yea, and Brady keeps losing
>>64113970
>1 good o-lineman and everyone else is garbage
>no receivers
Rodgers or Newton. Brady's literally in this situation right now and isn't doing so hot.
Which of these QBs is the best?
>>64116599
so is rodgers and neither is he desu
no qb can truly succeed completely on their own
>>64116599
>Rodgers or Newton. Brady's literally in this situation right now and isn't doing so hot.
STs spotted the giggles 14 points. The defense was pretty terrible against the Broncos too.
>>64116586
>tfw every time the Patriots get in position to come back at the last second, the receivers get butterfingers and drop every pass
looking at you LaDrop
>>64116603
Whichever one is actually Russell Wilson. Looks like #1.
>>64116603
#3 is the best QB, but #1 has the best team. I think #2 is Cam Newton.
>>64116532
Ready for that over under to be literally 80 points
>>64116603
>>64116603
td:int ratio is all that matters. i pick 3
>>64116689
To be fair, they can probably feel Brady's disappointment as soon he throws the ball.
>>64116712
Cam has to have more than one rushing TD
>>64116781
14:3
>>64116603
number 3, forever and ever
>>64116673
Rodgers is doing okay. He's still 8-4. He just needs his receivers to be there for the plays
>>64116673
at least Rodgers can scramble to extend plays. Ever see Brady attempt to run? it's embarrassing.
>>64116689
>Broncos game
>overtime
>completion
>sack
>ball hits the ground nowhere near a reciever
Kek
>>64116802
He has 7 rushing tds. 25 passing to 10 int. He is actually 3 tds from breaking his rookie td stats. His rookie year he had 14 rushing tds. 21 tds passing to 17 int.
>Brady
>doing bad
Like nigga the fuck you talking about his worse game has him no less than 200 yards and 2 TDs
Like the fuck you can say Brady is "not doing so hot"
Those stupid fucking deep routes are killing me though. They need to stop with that shit.
Here's a fun fact:
Prior to Brady being told in a conference that his deep pass accuracy was up this year (47~% as opposed to 28~% last year), the Pats have gone from 8% deep pass routes to 15%.
His deep ball accuracy has since gone down. Not going to blame it all on McDumbshit, because it seems to me like Brady thinks that because his targets are hurt he has a better chance whipping it down field to 4.6 Brandon "Stone Hands" Lafell rather than stick with the gameplan.
>>64116802
yea you're right.
>>64116603
post the follow up you double nigger
>>64116993
>tfw no Moss to catch your deep passes
Brady keeps throwing it over his receivers because that's where Moss would of caught it. He misses Randy.
>>64117037
Or maybe, fellow Pats bro, Brady just isn't good with the deep ball?
Now hear me out. I'm not saying he's weak armed or checkdown or anything like that. Brady's always had a cannon, he just has terrible trajectory skills and can't judge distance with speed past 30 yards.
He overthrows everybody. EVERYBODY. Ochocinco got overthrown when he was here, Lloyd got overthrown.
Literally the only person capable of catching up to his deep passes was arguably the most talented receiver of all time and indisputably one of the top 10 fastest players in NFL History (he was guess to be around 4.15 unofficial, 4.2 official)
Now, that's not to say Brady can't throw the deep ball ever. But consistently asking him to throw it past 30 is fucking stupid.
>>64113970
Drew Brees
>>64116438
New coaching staff is great, too bad the bears can't ever play well when it counts. I just hope White wasn't HUGE bust.
>>64117037
>Brady
>deep
kek
tfw you get high as shit and you realize that the fact that your team never rewarded any of its best players with a ring and their legacies will be impacted solely because they played for your team
>>64117152
>some drunk driving piece of shit is the best player in Iggles history
LOL
>>64117152
>ywn watch McNabb style on niggas with his unbuckled chin strap ever again.
Feels sad man
I honestly don't see any possible way that we miss the playoffs. There's no way we don't win 3 out of 4 games and there's no way the Vikings don't lose 3 out of 4 games. Playoffs are literally guaranteed.
>>64116437
I think we have more long-term issues than being able to skimp on DL unless we can stumble into a great deal in free agency, which seems doubtful. drafting a WR is sexier sure but this team is going to need to be rebuilt, not reloaded. best way to do that is to start from the lines.
>>64116993
>His deep ball accuracy has since gone down.
Probably due to increased pressure from the Patriots terrible O line.
>>64117152
>tfw Mike Vrabel is literally a coach for the Texans now
>>64117214
wut
>>64113403
>>64113405
D-don´t worry lads..it wo-won´t be so bad.
r--rr-right?
>>64117152
Only underage/casual faggots give a fuck about muh rings.
>>64117221
>franchise that fired Raheem Morris for Greg Schiano
>>64117214
Brian Dawkins is the best Eagle of all time
>>64116993
>His deep ball accuracy has since gone down. Not going to blame it all on McDumbshit, because it seems to me like Brady thinks that because his targets are hurt he has a better chance whipping it down field to 4.6 Brandon "Stone Hands" Lafell rather than stick with the gameplan.
>patriots fans
>not permacasuals
>>64113403
somebody needs to shoop this so he has the JUST hairdo
>>64117286
only failures don't
>>64116392
>will hill
I knew I recognized that name from somewhere
>>64117286
>implying Dilfer isn't better that Dan Marino and an equal of Kurt Warner, Brett Favre and Peyton Manning.
>>64117333
lel, right on cue
Speak of the casual and he shall appear.
>>64117276
no, it will be worse
the cardinals will get to choose there score like pic related. I mean, teams have struggled to contain the cards offense with a healthy defense. The vikings aren't practicing ANY safeties
>>64115914
>mfw like Bridgewater
>during draft, really wanted Carr though because hometown hero
>No dog in Carr v Bridgewater fight
>fight has died since both have been shit the past few games
I just hope they both work out well...i hate that every QB that has intrigued me so far has ended up being either a bust or maddeningly inconsistent
>McCoy ruining his image with all this shit talking of Chip Kelly
>>64117286
>mfw the only fanbases who use the "trent dilfer" excuse are the ones who've never won an owl.
>mfw Philly will never, ever win an owl
>>64117028
1. Russ
2. Aaron
3. Brady
4. Palmer
>>64117360
Maybe the offense will get rolling?
>implying
>>64117299
I liked Raheem Morris but from what I understand there was a lot of drug use going on and players weren't listening to him which is why he got fired.
He was too young to be a HC I really hope he gets another chance some day.
>>64117374
My team has an owl though. Now what?
>>64114467
>Pats win dynasty because their DBs were literally raping receivers
>claim your dogshit no name receivers can't run the right routes or catch passes because they're not protected enough
this is why people hate the Patriots
>>64117152
>getting high
>>64117436
you act as if Brady's in charge of the rules. The NFL can rightly say "fuck off, the rules are fine" and move on. Not like Brady's on the rules committee like Irsay.
>>64117462
actually i vape ok bro
>>64117113
Brady's deep ball doesn't look as good as it did back in 2007, that's for sure.
>>64117462
DUDE WEED
>>64117483
Man you are one of those people..
I never say this.
But kills yourself
Oak : WR Michael Crabtree will sign 4 year, 35m extension, 19m guaranteed
Source : Raiders.com
>>64117268
Which is then exaggerrated by the fact Brady is holding it 1-2 seconds longer for those dumbass deep throws.
>>64117318
fite me rite now
>>64117486
It was never good. Anybody can chuck it to Moss.
>>64117483
>sucking on robot cock
>>64117584
I must be to used to highlights and my own nostalgia, but I thought it looked notably bad.
>>64117574
>>64117556
ok bro whatever bro whatever you need to say bro
>>64117601
>sucking on the government's teat
>https://www.change.org/p/cleveland-browns-trade-johnny-manziel-to-the-dallas-cowboys
I seriously
Honestly
Legitimately
Hope you guys have seen this, because Herm goes off again and it's always worth a chuckle when he flips out
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14330258&sf16768012=1
>>64117603
It's not bad. Some players can throw the ball 40 yards on a frozen rope but their timing sucks or their touch sucks
Trent differ
Some guys can barely get it 40 yards but their touch and timing is insane
Drew Brees
Brady can huck it but he loses accuracy so unless he's got a fade throw or a huge target not so good
I'd say flacco or Wilson are the best deep throwers of each type right now best combination sounds crazy is oz. that guy can be something special
>>64117637
Quiet you wannabe tool. Vape fucking hipsters give pot smokers a bad name. Part of smoking weed is the smoke l. Not randomly inhaling slightly burnt tasting air
Vikings fan here. Where's the early cards celebration thread?
Who will the Browns draft #1 overall?
>>64117710
If they get it, Bosa. They'll trade for a qb. Probably something like kap for joe Thomas
>>64117680
Lol oh Herm
>>64117680
top fucking kek
>>64117680
>Wide Redivas
>>64117680
>you can tell how increasingly uncomfortable they get
Based Herm scaring these c-u-c-k-s
>>64117680
based herm telling the truth
Mariota is literally going to be the greatest QB ever
>>64117862
Not when he faces David Amerson
>>64117860
Not really, the NFL has always had crybaby "all about me" players, he's just being autistically mad for no reason.
I mean he contradicts himself,
"I AM UPSET THEY PUT THEIR EGOS BEFORE THE TEAM'
"OH AND YEAH I LEFT MY COLLEGE BECAUSE I HATED MY COACH AND I THOUGHT I WAS MORE IMPORTANT"
like lel
>>64117873
Raiders won on a botched holding call, no hard feelings though, but stating the facts
>>64117890
>being carried by your defense and running back
Mariota is behind one of the worst lines, the receiver corp is shaky and injured, and the run game is abysmal and non existent
>>64117931
The perfect restitution to an entirety of getting fucked over on penalties
>>64117862
>Panthers WRs
>talented
>>64117931
>being carried by your defense
Our defense sucks fucking dick what the fuck are you talking about?
I hate the preception that football requires no mental toughness. I realize there are some fucking stupid NFL players but learning an entire playbook and executing it at a top level requires a lot of knowledge and patience.
>>64116409
>implying they don't
>>64117965
>I hate the preception that football requires no mental toughness.
Please provide ONE example of an idiot who thinks this?
And no, fat neets on a japanese image board that has never so much as jogged a mile, let alone play a sport, do not count.
>>64117680
Is this the same tirade anon metioned earlier or a different one?
>>64118016
Most likely the same, considering this was earlier today.
>>64117931
>being carried by your defense
we're talking about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers right?
>>64117683
Brees throws a better deep ball than Brady though, or he did in his prime at least.
>>64116438
not me
>>64117931
Doug is good and the defense is improving, but Jameis is the sole purpose behind the team's success. He's convinced a bunch of losers that they can win.
>>64117931
Tampa's D is shitty, and Jameis' best OL was playing Division fucking III football this time last year.
>>64117960
Gerald Mccoy, Lavonte David, Alteraun Verner and you're going to say your defense sucks
This is why i hate half these fucking trips
They like one player and they throw their whole team under the bus for a hype train
I'll Mariota is the best fucking thing because his only support is Lewan and sometimes Warmack, other than that he's extending plays with his legs and forcing the ball into such small spaces that is really ridiculous. Titans defense is great though, it's just that the RBs and WRs are so underwhelming this year
>>64117994
Its not common, but I've heard quite a few people say that through out my life. Basically they just claim that most football players are retarded and cant grasp anything beyond a playbook.
Did someone say tripfags
I'm sorry guys
I used to always post in /hoc/ and tell them how they were the shitteist general on fortune (4chan) and how they were just tripfags jerking each other off. Clearly /NFL/ is way worse in that manner. I'm done with this shit, this has gotten out of hand. Every autist who thinks they're witty posts with a trip like anyone here gives a fuck what they have to say. I can't do this anymore, peace. See y'all next thread
>>64118083
>Gerald McCoy
hurt
>Lavonte David
was terrible until the last few weeks
>Alteraun Verner
He got fucking demoted to nickle because he's so fucking bad
We might be top 10 in yards but we're close to last in points allowed. If you actually watched a fucking Bucs game instead of just assuming we're good because we have a few big names on our defense you'd see that we probably have the second worst pass defense only behind New Orleans.
Plus Winston is working with a shit line but a great offense, Doug Martin, Vincent Jackson (extremely under rated but amazing player) and Mike Evans. How the fuck can you go wrong, there was a reason that Glennon was convincing people that he was a starter you know. The Bucs aren't a bad team
>>64118083
Jurrell Casey, Brain Orakpo, Derrick Morgan and you're going to say your defense sucks
>>64117862
When is this meme that the Panther's WR corp is any good going to end?
>>64118085
Those are just jealous faggots that are upset their art degrees didn't work out for them
>>64118085
>they just claim that most football players are retarded and cant grasp anything beyond a playbook
I bet they're into MLG
>>64118109
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>>64118109
die in a fire m8
>>64118124
That's because Winston turns the ball over like a machine. When the Bucs have been blown out it was because Winston was making costly mistakes
Don't even try arguing that him and Mariota are on the same level. Mariota is better than him in every category from mechanics to reading defenses to athleticism
>>64118144
Are you retarded or do you not have any reading comprehension, reread the last sentence
>>64118147
Greg Olsen is really good
>>64118201
>Greg Olsen
>WR
top casual
>>64118201
Mariota literally has more fucking turnovers than Jameis in less games played with all the lost fumbles he has. All a defense has to do is breathe on that fucking retard and he'll fumble the ball.
>>64118201
Winston is the next best QB in the NFL faggot. Memeota is the next RG3
>>64118201
>Marcus "I can only throw 5 yards slants" Memiota
>good
pick one
>>64112068
What did bb say to hype his team up when they beat those panthers a month later and denying Julius peppers and Steve Smith a ring?
>>64117862
As a Texan, Mariota is actually kind of scary since Bortles isn't rising as fast as I thought he would. I think the Titans finally got a good young one.
>>64118292
the same thing he's said for the past 15 years
>>64111477
>Cardinals
>>64117666
>satan is a raidnigger
>or is Al posting from hell
>>64118329
Honestly i think bottles I better but damn do they need a defense. Their offense is great but you coach was defensive coordinator for Seattle. They should have a better defense then they have. Are they focusing on offense first then fixing the d or what?
>>64113398
I don't post enough to make the list thank fucking god.
Go Jags!
>>64111000
I traveled from many threads away to see if it were true.
>>64118278
>5 yard slants
>7.7 yard per average
Check out some highlights or games
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000595382/Marcus-Mariota-highlights
>>64118246
3 of his 9 interceptions which is less than Winston were from the receiver dropping the ball though. He also has 7 more sacks in 2 less games and he's under pressure about 50% of the time and leads the NFL in red zone efficiency in his first year
Reminder for that
>>64118329
Hopefully because there's not much else to look forward to on the defense. I want to see how he'll do against JJ Watt later this year
>>64117862
Titans offense
Te-delanie walker
Wr-dorial green Beckham, Kendal wright, harry douglas
Panthers
Te-Greg Olsen
Wr-Ted ginn Jr, Corey brown, Devin funchess
Antonio Andrew has 3.8 ypc. Stewart has 3.9.
Are starting left tackle was cut from the titans.
Cam is doing more with less and is an MVP candidate for a reason. Mariota isn't even the best rookie qb
>>64118488
>3 of his 9 interceptions which is less than Winston were from the receiver dropping the ball though
How is this relevant at all? He's lost 5 fumbles which is every bit as bad as throwing an INT.
>>64118422
Some things are too ugly for hd
>>64118488
>3 of his 9 interceptions which is less than Winston were from the receiver dropping the ball though
He also has two fewer games than Winston.
And almost every one of Winston's INTs since the Carolina game has been from tipped passes. Also, one of Mariota's TDs should have been intercepted but it got a lucky bounce into Walker's hands.
>>64118529
You not know b8 posts or are you normally autistic, if you ever take a photoshopped stats post serious you might need to refrain from posting
All jokes aside, it's pretty comparable honestly Olsen has the edge over Walker, Ginn is reliable while all the Titans main receivers have been injured or been a super spotty rookie
>>64118538
Fumbles can't be completely related to QB play and is why they're not weighted heavily on the passer rating. It can hardly be the QBs fault he's trying to throw the ball and some guy blindsides him from behind forcing him to drop the ball.
I know what you'll say "BALL SECURITY" I've seen his fumbles it's been what would have been tuck rule in the past, it's a bullshit call, but he was making a play and pretty damn fast at that (one of the fastest releases in the NFL mind you) and simply the line couldn't give him enough time. This bucs have an awful line is dumb though, Mariota has 7 more sacks in 2 less games than Winston and he's working with no RB or an inferior wide receiving corp. But tell me how he's better because he played one great game against the Eagles.
>>64118585
Winston's had a lot of passes that should have been intercepted but weren't. Shoulda Woulda Coulda.
Winston is still better.
>>64118670
Regardless of stats, Jameis is 1000x the leader Mariota is, and that alone goes a long ways.
>>64118621
>This bucs have an awful line is dumb though,
It's a fact. They are the 24th graded OL in the League, Titans are 26th. They are both shit.
>Mariota has 7 more sacks in 2 less games
Stop looking at total sacks instead of sack rate you mong.
Going to my first nfl game with my dad tomorrow what can I expect?
>>64118621
>Ted ginn Jr
>reliable
Nigger are you serious. He has had dropped balls that would have been touchdowns. The colt ot and saints games come to mind. Devin funchess is a rookie and Corey brown was undrafted.
Greg olsen is better then delanie walker but I've watched him since he was with the 49ers and he is a great Te.
Kelvin Benjamin and Stephen hill are on injured deserve. Brown and cotchery have been injured for several games.
Cam has 32 tds to 10 int
Marcus has 21 tds to 9 int
Marcus may develop into a great QB but Cam Newton has still not reached his potential and is an MVP candidate for a reason
>>64118734
drunks and terrible view
>>64118621
>Calling others autistic on a board made for autists.
It's like you are pissed st someone peeing in an ocean of piss.
are the cardinals supposed to be good?
>>64118734
What teams and who has home field?
>>64118809
Yes they are the second best team in the nfc
>>64118758
This. Watching on TV is better tbqh.
>>64118809
probably the best team in the NFL
>mfw someone said Mariota was better than Winston near me
>>64111477
>Cardinals
>>64117680
Good God. Based Herm is fucking legit
>>64118812
It's az vs minnesota, it's in az, we are both cardinal fans
>>64118734
Vikings gon vike.
>Tfw not a ratbird fan
>mfw Crabs and Coop gonna be tearing it up for the next couple years in LA
>Tony Kornheiser will die in your lifetime
>tfw banned
>>64118950
Sounds like a good game but late. I hate those because when its over at like 12 o clock your tired and the hike home is exhausting no matter how close. I always prefer the 1 o clock games because I can get up. Go to the game then get home after traffic and go to bed.
I always went home with a sore throat and a exhausted but when my team wins I go home happy. It sucks leaving the stadium losing.
Good luck anon and I hope you have fun
>>64119051
Sweet should be fun, my dad is getting old I wanna do alot more shit like this before he's gone
>>64119004
>Jed York will not die in your lifetime
>watching netflix with gf
>slide hand between her legs
>"u want sum fugg?"
>"k lemme brush my teeth"
>goes in bathroom
>turns on fan and faucet
>already know what this means
>comes out
>takes clothes off
>lays on bed and spreads her legs
>put cock inside her
>shit smell hits me
>try to wait it out
>it lingers
>dick going limp inside her
>"babe whats wrong?"
>too awkward to tell her truth, "durr not in the mood"
>she goes to bed grumpy
>i come here to shitpost
>>64119100
You guys should get an East Coast-West Coast terrible (and relatively young) owner broship going with the R*******.
>>64119100
>he's not even 40 yet
fuck me
fuck you
fuck all of us
>>64119110
Should've told the truth. Now she thinks your a quarter of a man and she'll cheat on your ass.
>>64119062
You should.a friend of mine passed away last march. Me, him an another two friends of mine went to the panthers-saints game at home in 2013. It was easily top 5 best moments of my life.
We were going to go fishing in the summer, watch high school football, and go to some Durham bulls games but he passed away. Life is short.
The game should be good but Arizona is too strong and Minnesota is too banged up. Should be good.
>>64119110
this story couldve been shorter
>>64119110
>not telling the truth
enjoy getting kek'd anon
>>64119004
>everything dies
>>64119110
What was the smell. I can't relate bro I don't have a sense of smell. Was it actual shit or was it just not good.
>>64119134
>when you try to fuck your gf right after she takes a shit but that doodoo smell lingers for fucking ever and you lose your wood
>>64119143
Sometimes after people take a shit they still have some gas in their colon (but no actual feces) and the smell will follow them around for a minute afterwards. Usually doesn't last very long but sometimes it does and its super awkward.
>>64119116
You know with modern medicine and scientific advances he could live up to 120.
>>64119143
stinky dirty pussy, that's why she had the faucet and fan on to try to "fix" it before they fucked.
>>64119120
>>64119141
Honestly, there are worse things in life.
>>64119159
I understand. That sucks, there are some advantages to not having a sense of smell but I'm super paranoid about smelling bad because I can never tell. It's a bad feel to have.
>tfw ya girl gotta stanky ass pussy
freshen that shit up ladies, it's noticeable.
>>64119187
Do you have a deviated septum? Knew a guy who was born with one who had no sense of smell. Think he had corrective surgery in his teens and was able to get some sense of smell for the first time.
>>64119175
My sides are gone dude.
>>64119175
>>64119197
She's actually pretty good about keeping her pussy clean, it was her ass that was foul. Tbh, I can deal with stinking vag as long as I don't have to eat it, but that shit smell is 2foul4me.
>>64119164
>scientific advances allow him to live a really fucking long time
>I'm on my deathbed after a lifetime of niners suffering
>the only thing that gives me peace is knowing that York's body is finally giving out too despite how long he extended it
>get news one day that the singularity of AI has been achieved, and Jed York will live on forever as the owner
>this news causes me to go into a heart attack as all hope is lost for the 49ers eternally
>several minutes later someone wanders in and finds me dead
>"ah, he looks so peaceful now"
I didn't ask for these feels.
>bucs about to go on a super bowl run with a rookie qb
>kenny bell hasn't even played yet
where were you when the dynasty began
>>64119198
I honestly don't know. I never looked into it and just lived with it.
>>64119220
>tfw York is caught in a Jared fogle kiddly diddlying.
>owners strip him of grab his and gives to a new owner
>new owner brings back jim harbaugh
Is this too impossible to happen?
CHIEFS!
>>64119294
>Not wanting Eddie D. to be owner again
Hey new fan, Kaepernick is the greatest!
>>64119110
Do none of you ever wipe and wash your asses, instead of just wiping?
>>64119220
>experience purgatory as disembodied consciousness wandering the universe
>watch 49ers flop year after year thanks to York AI
>AI war
>resource wars
>Martian revolution
>colonial space wars
>System War I
>System War II
>Absolute 0 War (Inner Republics vs. Titan People's Democratic Junta for the Peaceful Restoration of Sovereignty from Filthy Earther Gaijin)
>alien invasion wars
>c. 3000 AD, 49ers moved to Ceres II Station after having not won a game in over 1200 years, keep the name 49ers because largest industry on Ceres II is mining gold from asteroid belt
>people and their AI counterparts realize that souls linger indefinitely after death
>build soul magnets and begin placing them into cybernetically enhanced clone bodies
>you are finally brought back as a smoking hot blonde
>just in time to join galactic colonial wars
>5000 years later
>galactic colonial wars finally end
>49ers moved back to Earth, have not won a game in over 6200 years
>hatch terrorist plot
>detonate EMP over New Beijing (formerly San Francisco)
>York AI permanently terminated, billions of other AIs killed as collateral
>become most hated being in the solar system, flee to alien star system to seek refuge
>follow 49ers from afar
>put up with slow extranet streams
>49ers build a solid roster with several promising young human, robotic, and alien players
>win an owl
>it was all worth it
>>64119377
She wiped m8, it wasn't actual shit, just some leftover fart gas.
>>64119116
You know what you must do.
Kill him.
>>64119220
tbqh imho i am still legit surprised that the naners haven't been fully mathematically eliminated from the playoffs due to tiebreaker sorcery
GB is poised for a spectacular year
Aaron Rodgers coming off an MVP season, having more freedom to change up plays and having qbs and receivers being coached in the same room. Also heavy competition for 4th and 5th WR spots, arguably greatest WR corps in the league
Fresh DBs and Ha Ha in his second year has potential for one of the most well rounded secondaries in the league with one of the best DB coaches
Matthews being coached inside instead of just jumping in head first and a promising new ILB along with resigning defensive linemen Guion and Raji to 'prove-it' contracts means the front 7 will likely perform better than last year
Special teams coordinator fired and draft heavily focused on special teams capable players means likely no longer having a last in league ST squad
All of the improvements occured after GB barely lost in the NFCCG. They are in a prime position to be a dominating team while being the 6th youngest team in the NFL with the 8th most cap space
should I feel shame if I wear a panthers shirt but I will tell anyone who asks if I am a panthers fan that I am a dolphins fan?
>>64119585
What do dicks taste like?
>>64119420
>re-read my post
Still just give it a few minutes.
>>64119585
Yes, feel shame, lots of it
d-da bears?
>>64119610
your not the only yuro saints fan, there are a couple of brits and a frog.
Is he the GOAT?
>>64119732
Yes.
>tfw I was wrong about a lot of things but not carolina
suck it haters
>>64119732
>Rodgers
That's a weird way to spell Osweiler
>>64119926
pretty sure that stat is Passer rating not E!spn's qbr like the picture would leave you to believe
>Odell Beckham Jr. will not be the GOAT to surpass Moss and Rice
yall niggas be tripin now
>>64119915
You could have done better just saying the same division winners as last year (patriots, Broncos, panthers, packers would all be correct).
Shit tier, m8
>>64120033
retweet
I could kick Cam Newtons ass without breaking a sweat.
>>64119915
>Buffalo 11 - 5
Oh you at the fatso Cake like Rex
O Im Laffin
>>64120033
>Leave Rice to me
>>64120496
>unironically hating Sexy Rexy
Hypothetical
if Jordy Nelson plays with Rodgers for 6 more seasons averaging 1100 yards and 10 tds a year will he get in the HoF?
>>64120518
>not knowing the difference between liking Sexy Rexy and eating the cake
>>64120515
>Jasg
Worry about Keenan McCardell first m8.
>>64120560
Yes.
http://strawpoll.me/6227328
VOTE ON BEST UNIFORMS YOU CVCKS
I had to exclude obvious eliminations like the Busc because you're only allowed 30 options.
>>64121138
>leaving out
Kelly Green eagles
Red pats
60's/late 90's cowshits
>>64119224
>tfw muh boy kenny got hurt
>>64121138
>leaving out any of the three bucs unis
but those are all of my favorites
>>64121138
>Eagles (kek)
Why kek? I mean I'd never vote for the Eagles for best home uniform, but they aren't kekworthy. Now the Buccaneers (who you left off the list btw) are as kekworthy as Seattle and the Jags.
>>64121138
All black Saints are god tier.
>>64121297
>Reading comprehension
I just noticed your comment on the Bucs :^)
>>64120622
>Rex
>Sexy
that was Grossman
>>64120033
what the goddamn fuck is that pic supposed to mean
>>64119915
>Look at me, I'm eating the cake!
>Ow! Why do I keep eating this cake? It's full of razors!
>I do it every year!
>>64121138
>patriots winning
>no votes for raiders
Raiders=Packers>>Bears>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else
>OBJ has taken over Polumalu's Head and Shoulders sponsorship
I want this OBJ ride to end
>>64121534
wrong thread, nvm
>>64119915
>Bears
>Only 3 weeks of the regular season left
>Playoffs is only three weeks
>Pro Bowl and Super Bowl after that
Feels bad man
cowboys are winning out and romo will get his owl
cap
it
>>64121676
8-8 way to go.
>>64121690
8-8 for Dallas is good. Everyone gets to keep their jobs. It's the Jeff fisher of franchises
>"guys we are mediocre again!"
>jerry jones high fives his 2 22 year old prostitutes... I mean friends"
Where does Charles "The Ageless Wonder" Woodson rank in the defensive GOAT discussion?
1. Dalton
2. Palmer
3. Wilson
4. Taylor
5. Brady
6. Roethlisburger
7. Carr
8. Rodgers
9. Rivers
10. Brees
>>64121890
Pretty damn high
>>64122002
Where's A. Smith?
>>64122122
in the game manager's office
>>64122122
>that poise
>that footwork
>those mechanics
>dat touch
>dat accuracy
>dat pocket mobility
>blake bortles is third in the league in td passes
what a time to be alive
>>64122193
How does one team go from first half of the year talking about going undefeated to a top ten pick the other half. Has anyone had a worse meltdown then Atlanta? 5-0 to 6-10
>>64122227
2012 cardinals maybe
>>64122227
NFL is like that sometimes -- look at Carolina's mirror-image of that last year.
Fortunes change.
>>64122122
Darby got smoked on that one. And where has Buffalo's pass rush been all season. Isn't Rex Ryan the Defense guy?
Arizona, will you please bench Carson Palmer for tonight's game?
>>64121138
Stillers bumble bee outfits are the best tbqhwyf.
>>64122002
It's shit
>>64122330
Queens, I wish you luck in taking the north but I'd prefer the Cardinals win. They're the only Owl candidates who's winning wouldn't bother me.
Chiefs all red/all white are best uni's ever.
>>64122271
Carolina went from a top ten pick one half to the playoffs the other. I remember reading that no team who has went 5-0 has missed the playoffs. This is historic
>>64110806
OH SNAP!
Why can't we set up multiple charges, and trigger them in sequence or all at once?
>>64122562
Wrong thread, my bad.
>>64121618
Dark days of shitposting and dead threads are ahead, my friend
>>64122460
>I remember reading that no team who has went 5-0 has missed the playoffs. This is historic
2009 buncos
Where were you when Herm Edwards chimped out on the entire media last night?
>>64122692
fukin ur mum m8
>>64116392
DaNorris Searcy ended up being a good get in free agency.
>>64122692
>E!SPN intern shilling for clickb8 soundbite
>>64122243
The age of suffering is over, please don't mention the years of darkness unless it has a trigger warning plz.
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