VfL Wolfsburg 2:1 Manchester United
PSV Eindhoven 0:0 ZSKA Moskau
Paris St. Germain 0:0 Shakhtar Donezk
Real Madrid 3:0 Malmö FF
Manchester City 1:2 Mönchengladbach
FC Sevilla 0:0 Juventus Turin
Galatasaray SK 0:0 FC Astana
Benfica 0:1 Atletico Madrid
>Manchester in charge of keeping leads
first for TSUUUUU
>>64088497
>zska
wut?
>The city of Manchester
>>64088671
It's ZSKA in German
>>64088688
KEK
>>64088688
>those ugly af english subhuman fans laughing at the wolfsburg section
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64088760
HAHAHAHAH INSELAFFEN
>>64088688
That's not funny
EVEN THE SCORE CHANGED
MANURE IN POOP WATCH
>>64088663
Half time piss/pie you idiot
These German ManU bandwagoners just showed up on my Normiebook.
If Gladbach played the first 3 games like the last 3 games they'd be in first place now
s.m.h fám
>>64088820
They really deserved that spot.
>statpadaldo
Real Madrid 5-0 Malmo
Mercy rule when?
Cristiano crushing mighty Malmo and proving he is the greatest player who ever lived.
LEAVE GETAFE, EIBAR AND MALMÖ TO ME
>sweden getting cuucked by BC
i bet they're enjoying it
>>64088889
*Ba dum tss*
>>64088878
After the seventh goal.
Germany 4-2 Manchester
>Malmo in charge of CL
>>64088929
*ba dum tssuuuu*
>>64088919
Great post lad
>>64088950
kek'd irl
thanks family
>>64088696
how come? it's a russian acronym
or do you translate the same cyrillic differently?
PSV - CSKA 0:0
WHYYYYYY
>>64088950
kek
>>64089015
are his fans exclusively 13 year old boys from rando countries?
>>64089015
Kek, total melt.
>>64089015
pathetic
>only 5-0
you guys know that the season is over here in Sweden?
why aren't you up by 10?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>6-0 madrid
I think they've had enough
you can ease off now
>>64089138
they're getting there t b h
>>64089153
But how will Ronaldo prove he is better than Messi unless he scores dozens past teams who will finish bottom of the group?
>Navas and Bony ready to come on
Comedy gold
inb4 they make me eat my words
>>64089138
Still half an hour for four more
>>64089199
What should he do? not score?
>>64089236
score against decent teams
>>64089199
He also scored against Shaktar
>a proof to point
why do they get non-english commentators again
I forgot united were losing and couldn't work out why weren't 2nd
>sterlel
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Gala
>Sterling a shit
>galeltasaray
>>64088878
This isn't the crucible nigga
>God is God
>>64089249
You can only beat whats put in front of you
God is mad lol
sevilla scored against juve
RIP gladbach
>implying shitty won't score
>>64088800
>atleast 3 of them are wearing the same adidas shoes
First they bandwagon United and then within this group of United bandwagoners they bandwagon each others shoes. These guys must have some kind of personality disorder desu.
>>64089329
Why didn't he score against PSG?
>pellegrini takes off two of the three best attacking players in the game for bony and navas
>juve concede
You could have won the group city
>>64089329
Why didn't he score against Barca in the league?
i can't masturbate to porn anymore, now i just think about girls at work
Astana!
>>64089434
City will nowhere in the CL until they fire Pellegrini.
>De Gea
The United match has been very entertaining so far.
So many chances
4 goales and counting
Is he the undisputed goat striker?
>>64089500
There were nowhere in the CL until they hired hiim
>>64089434
He did the same against bayern a few years ago
>dat stat padding in Madrid
daamn
>>64089515
He broke the CL hat-trick record or something like that
>>64089482
That's sort of better
>>64088760
> implying that Germans are not generally awful to look at
TOPKEK
I wonder if Real will feel proud for this.
>>64089526
You're right, I shouldn't dismiss him right away, after all he built a little bit of the team towards some kind of success in Europe. However, to go further I think they need someone else.
kovacic makes it 7-0 madrid
whoever the fuck he is
>>64089559
don't watch porn anyway it messes with your brain and your dick
I was enlightenedby your brain on porn dot com
SOON
O
O
N
>>64089576
no, we're tall and beautiful
>allowing statpadding against a team that finished 5th in the Allsvenskan
>5th in the Allsvenskan
>5th
>>64089615
>website run by conservative christians with no relevant scientific/psychological background
>>64089482
I can't even get a proper hard-on without watching BBC porn.
>taking off delph and not yaya
2nd place confirmed
>>64089584
Poor Malmo ;_;
>>64089584
Teams usually do when they win lad.
>>64089650
You don't need that to know that porn is messed up.
Fucking nervous desu
All of the teams I like are on the brink
>>64089654
ANGLOS
N
G
L
O
S
>>64089656
Delph's looked a fucking shitload better than yaya of late
>>64089654
Ebin
>>64089730
good buy tbqh
Why is PSV not scoring?
You could see the frustration in ronaldo's face there when benzema shot and didn't pass
>>64089774
Shouldn't you be watching your little sister get fucked in exchange for food to survive.
>>64089785
>eredivisie
eight
>bungling bony instead of aguero
JUST
>>64089654
>BBC porn
I didn't know they were allowed to broadcast that kind of thing
Is this the biggest CL win?
Cheryshev
>>64089874
Liverpool beat some T*rks 8-0 a few years ago
>toure screams for the pass for 10 seconds
>fails to gather it when it's passed to him
fucking melt
MOSCOW PENALTY
MOSCOW PENALTY
MOSCOW PENALTY
MOSCOW PENALTY
>Memepiss
City has literally no idea of what to do, it's getting funny at this point.
Fuck sake how lucky can United be?
cska scored a penalty lawl
>>64089816
No, you are thinking about your own sucking a paki
>sterling
>le walk-around-on-the-edge-of-the-box-for-5-minutes man
>United will go through with the loss
kill me
spawny twats
>>64089873
It's just Nigella Lawson programs on repeat
>>64089874
Liverpool put 8 past beshittaks
>>64089873
Oh no lad, I was talking about big black cock porn not the brodcaster. I just really enjoy seeing white girls get fucked by blacks.
FUCKING PSV
FUCKING DUTCH CUNTS
A goal fucking finally.
For fuck's sake PSV
This kills the Eredivisie
Russians saving manc skins
aWWWW YISSS go go moscow go go reds
>>64089961
>team packing the box
>bring on navas who is incapable of working in the box
Aaaand Gladbach are out. Big fucking surprise.
STERLEL
T
E
R
L
E
L
FUCKING PSV FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELVES CU.CKS
>>64090060
They were always out, what are you implying?
>>64089404
>SHITBACH
United is kill again?
Oh fuck Sterlel's gonna get man of the match
psv 1-1 ;_;
STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL
HAHAHAHAHAH
Bundesliga without Bayern is barely Top 10 in Europe
psv got a goal
they're all flying in
i hope it goes to 95 minutes and all the positions change
and tomorrows the same too
its great being a neutral and just loving the game
LALBACH
>>64090104
out of the EL, my 7-1 friend
based psv
PSV
City first in their group, rip Juve
If City tops this group there is no Justice on earth.
PSV!
>Poonited
HE FUCKING DID IT
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
UNITED OUT
CITY FIRST
fucking get in
>>64090175
>Serie A
>yfw shitty still gets btfo in Ro16
>>64090175
hahahahaha merde
GOALS EVERYWHER
>silva winning an aerial challenger against a tall defender
HAHAHAHAH
>>64090187
Table doesn't lie, monkeyman.
>>64090210
glorious
>>64090175
JUVE BARCA
confirmed
Juventus please
>>64090247
worst case is they draw PSG
best case, idk, Roma?
>conceding to raheem sterling even once
>conceding to him TWICE
>BUNDESHITGA
Final day of Group stage is the best CL day desu senpaitachi
I bet fucking money city will draw PSG if they stay first
Didn't sterling never score in the champs league for liverpool?
>>64090252
I want Juve fans to suffer but I also want Allegri to win everything because they hate him
ENGLAND 5-4 GERMANY
commentators for city game going full damage control
4-2 now
city done it
monchen got bone'd
>>64090312
i think even roma stands a change against them
Bony a GOAT
BONY SCORED
FUCKING BONY
>>64090313
And the first goal came from Sterling's slow as fuck backheel
>>64090331
Germany is eliminating england though
Juvenhehentus Bitte. .
Where is Russiabro?
>Collapsengladbach
>>64090361
>forgetting last season
>>64090377
not anymore
2-2 Wolfsburg what are you doing?
>this german commentator saying "unfinished business" and "game over"
>wolfsburg
Haha Own goal sores again
and of course shitchester united scores as well
O.G. / FELLAINI 2-2
UTD GOING THROUGH
I CANT LOOK AWAY
>bring on navas and bony (and sagna)
>get 3 goals
Pellegrini is a wizard
>>64090325
Isn't over-rated?
>germany
That goal was fucking hilarious
>>64090377
YOU WERE FUCKING SAYING?!
>ywn be as spawny as utd
Holy shit this game
Wolfsburg, City and Zenit topping their groups. This is gonna be a fun draw.
>DE GEA
NALDO NALDO NALDO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
3-2 WOLFSBUURRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUCK
oh my god lel
>>64090484
Germany eliminating England, he was saying.
>Based Naldo
>United
kek
>UNITED
MY SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64090465
Who?
>ManU
ahahahahahahahaha
>United
>>64090396
>>64090484
REKT
GOAT MATCH
cheeky naldo
CHOKING ON FUMES
CHOKING ON FUMES
CHOKING ON FUMES
CHOKING ON FUMES
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJAHAJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHSHAHHAHAAH
HOLY SHIT
WHAT
top fucking lel united
United have fucking city syndrome
>all these lucky breaks
>all these fuckups
>The shanty town of united
GET FUCKED IN THE ASS UNITED
FUCKED
IN
THE
ASS
>>64090484
lel
PSV 2-1
FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
ITS OVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOAL PSV
GOAL PSV
GPAL PSV
>Sevilla going to EL after all
KEK
ALSO
>MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M DYING HERE
Juventus ich bitte dich
Who /btsportgoalsshow / here
This is glorious
Van gaal out tbf
>mfw
>>64090746
Juve getting revenge for you guys not losing to them.
THIS
FUCKING
MATCHDAY
BASED PSV
YES!
>>64090754
I'm gonna download the whole thing later
>>64090746
theyre not gonna score 2 you dolt
>>64090754
here
mental
>VAN LAL
FUCKING HELL. ARE UNITED DOING THE HOKEY KOKEY TONIGHT?
>They're in
>They're out
>In
>Out
>Shaking it all about
>>64090175
But the coeffecient
>>64090833
>>64090815
>this guy
basti ;_;
>>64090815
if Juve equalised it would be enough ya dingus
I kinda want united to make it through
They might get rid of van lal and try to get pep because of this
>mfw Van Leel's mentality is to get eliminated in the group stages of the CL
>Dante
why are all these JFs hating on PL teams?
baka
We all in agreement now that Van Laal is worse than Moyes?
>conceding to Bony
lol germany
>>64090929
Do you mean philosophy?
dat block
Fucking hell, this match is pure sex
This ending is fucking intense
These matches...
I can't take it much longer guys
Wow that
>city win united lose
song is actually correct for once
Fucking hell should have scored there
just tuned in about ten minutes ago and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>64090945
Bony also assisted two.
>morata
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How fuck stupid were Liverpool to sell Sterling? He's obviosly going to be the best player in the world at some point
This fucking match day, man. God damn amazing.
>>64090956
Yea, sorry, I can't concentrate, I'm keking too much
>>64090981
iktf
sweating all over
>5 min extra time
juve pls
>3 minutes to score twice against german opposition
Manchester United could never do that
>>64090732
sevilla confirmed EL winner
ALSO
>MANURE
WE DID IT
>5 minutes of added time for juve
BOOOOOOOO
Real, Bayern or Barca to draw Einhoven @ 1.000001
PSV finished 2-1
utd are in the europa league with the rest of the scum
>>64091114
You mean Chelsea
>>64091114
kek
>>64091107
This, it's like they were born to play EL
Well this evening was entertaining
>>64091167
>two runners up playing each other
>Canada in charge of knowing how CL works
V A N L A A L
>EPLEL
It's been a long time since I laughed this hard to a CL match.
Who /satisfied/ here
Good luck PSV, you'll need it
>>64091113
They are known thieves
Are city the greatest final game team ever?
They do this ridiculous shit every year
>>64091276
fucking PSV goes through man, so good
When was the last time they advanced the group stage?
>inb4 Juve draw Barça, crash out and screw italian coefficent forever because Morata was a fag
EL
OH
EL
>>64091299
1934
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