COWBOYS VS R******* PREGAME THREAD
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MNF EDITION
Game starts 7:15 CT And 8:15 ET
1 Bong and 13 bings
Prepare for shitposting
>>64071700
Garbage teams
Garbage game
>6-10 team will host a playoff game
joke league
is romo elite?
>R*******
do cowfaggot fans actually think they have a chance?
redpill me on Kirk Cousins
Its sad that the cowboys still have a chance to make the playoffs
WHO EAGLES HERE?
who is /eagles/ here?
>>64071737
the next tom brady 2bh m8
>>64071710
Redskins don't really play like garbage at home they usually trick everybody into thinking they have a offense that can score points and a defense that can cause turnovers.
>>64071732
Redskins fan here and any divisional game is a hard one that has impacts in the rest of the season through injuries. Dallas has a chance against the Redskins just because the Redskins are considered favorites and they always fuck up
Singles
>Cousins gets the win
Doubles
>Cowboys pull it off
Trips
>Tie
Anything else
>Goodell realizes that division is shit and drops them and replaces their teams with players from the top 4 NCAA Div. I teams.
>>64071770
I could see him falling into the system qb meme and his decision making has vastly improved. But not sold until he can win 2 games in a row or can consistently throw the ball down field
Fuck that blue star
Fuck those silver pants
Fuck those silver helmets
Fuck every cowboys fan who hasn't even stepped in an ajacent state to Texas
>>64071700
>nfc east game
>give starting time in CST
fuck off you terrorist
>suzy wil never lay you out on the field
fuck i hate this life
>>64071843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
official thread theme song
>Stuart Scott
I came here for football, not for feels
>>64071854
The only Midwest terrorists are the good American born kind that aren't radically religious
>Cowgirls
>Washington Deadskins
Cowboys fans are the biggest gays in sports
YOU LIKE THAT
>mfw being subjected to a 2 minute xeralto commercial
is Kirk the most attractive QB in the league?
dis gon' be good
>>64072017
you bet!
Who remembers when the Cowboys signed that queer micheal SAMs lol officially the cowgirl
>>64071843
Fuck your historically mediocre team.
You can never take "America's Team" away from us, even when you're the fucking capital of the nation.
who's taking most of the snaps tonight, morris or jones?
>>64072061
>Who remembers when the Cowboys signed that queer micheal SAMs
romo wanted him in dallas...
...and other places
>>64072077
>calling another team historically mediocre
1995 was 20 years ago, jose
>>64072077
shut up, 31/32 teams fans disagree with you and to top it off, it's a name you gave yourselves, you Unwarranted Self Important assholes.
>Manny Vega raising 5 of her kids
KEK
>marrying a woman with 5 children
>my wife's kids
This çuck.
if the Cowboys are "America's team", who are "Canada's team"?
i would like that, if the redskins won this game and hurt the Giant's chances of making the playoffs
>>64072159
Montreal?
>>64072125
>other teams fans don't like other teams
Surprising
>>64072159
the redskins
>>64071700
>Naming your kids after pro athletes
Fucking pathetic
>>64072159
the seaqueers
>RG3 jerseys
>naming your kid after RG3
>RGIII
Dad why did you name me after the inactive 3rd string QB?
THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR VETOING ALL THE GOOD REDSKIN NAMES! HE HAD TO NAME HIM AFTER RGKNEE INSTEAD OF DARRELLLLLLLLLL!
>fucking divorced
>naming your kid after a draft bust QB
l e l
>there are people who don't think the packers/bears rivalry is the best in the NFL
>tfw you were named after a shitty qb
I would kill myself fampai
>>64072190
There's like a billion Peytons in Tennessee now
>>64072159
Leafs for sure.
>he married a woman with 5 kids
>he named his son rg3
>>64072211
This.
Ryan Leaf is pretty much the biggest bust ever and meet Ryans all the time.
>>64072159
Seems to be a lot of pats bandwagoners on here
>sean
>that must be an old poster because he still has a ball in his hand
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>64072159
Maple Leafs. They have the most fans. Any Montreal fans outside of Quebec are bandwagoners
NY Giants fan here. I gave up on the stupid ass Eli cycle and I just want to watch some good football. Who should I root for?
>>64072218
Cowboys/Redskins have far bigger moments than anything the Packers/Bears have had
>Replacements game
>Two NFC title games
>The 1-15 Cowboys getting the one win at RFK
>Monday Night Miracle
>>64072218
kek this.
ESPN trying to hype up this game.
I see cowboys/giants as a more viable rivalry. Or Packers/Bears. or Steelers/Ravens.
Cowbro here, please fucking beat us Shitskins.
I just want us to tank and try out our fucking worthless young QBs instead of casslel. I'm also tired of hearing people over here saying OH BOY OUR NIGGERS GOT A CHANCE TO BEAT THE OTHER NIGGERS SOUPBOWL CHAMPS ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.
I swear to god if we had a non fucking retard as backup QB, this hilariously bad division would be cinched already.
>I almost bet on the cowboys+4, shits will win by 3.
>>64072273
Dallas fan here, Redskins have always been our biggest rival even with McNabb and Reid's decade run and Eli winning superb owls
Daily reminder that The US were warned numerous times about the attack on Pearl harbor and ignored all warnings
>>64072269
Redskins.
Cowboys are ass
>>64072273
Ravens/Steelers isn't as historic, packers/bears don't have as memorable moments.
>>64072269
Cowboys, gives you the best shot at the playoffs plus the "Cowboys comeback" storyline
>>64072297
No shit that isn't news. FDR new he needed something to unite the country.
>>64072259
>mfw i heard that
PEWPEWPEW
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>64072250
>Ryan Leaf
No one in their right mind would expect anything from a guy who admitted he would blow his contract money in Vegas. What were the Chorgers thinking when they drafted him?
>>64072311
but anon, the US didn't want to be involved in the war, family
>>64072300
Giants remaining schedule sucks. They host the panthers and Eagles; also, they go to Vikings and lelphins (all are not in order).
>>64072343
Half did, half didn't. FDR knew it was inevitable.
>gets to watch the Pats lose again
>10-1 "oh they'll be fine"
>10-2 "PANIC!"
I'm so happy.
>cowfaggots
it's a shame they couldn't go 0-16
>>64072329
>some Portuguese faggot thinks he's an expert on scouting because he knows about the Ryan Leaf story 17 years later.
>>64072360
That and he knew it would finally pull us out of the Depression
>>64072108
1991 was 24 years ago.
>6'5"
>320 pounds
"great condition"
>>64072379
Joe Gibbs is too much a sweet grandpa to piss on anyone put of malice
Also GOAT coach
>>64072269
>>64072300
>rooting for the Cowboys ever
They already have enough bandwagoners
>>64072297
Reminder to report off topic bullshit like this
Haha, time to watch my Skins choke in primetime in front of the entire nation.
Redskins fans,
How would you feel if in the future your team name was changed? Not saying it'll happen with this current owner just wondering what the reaction would be.
Anyone have an mnf stream that's not wiziwig trash?
If the season ended today, current playoff standings.
>yfw the Redskins would get a fucking home game
>>64072404
I'm not jumping the wagon. I just wanna watch a good football just to forget the Giants push for the playoffs.
>>64072446
>Anyone have an mnf stream that's not wiziwig trash?
how do you have Internet but not espn?
>>64072125
Like this means anything.
>>64072472
why pay for basic cable when you have internet?
>>64072384
I don't know how scouting works in America, but over here people at least try to ask around how the player is or behaves. But I admit the draft system pretty much makes that difficult if not impossible.
NO
NOT YOU TOO GRUDEN
NOT YOU TOO
>>64072433
i would be ok with it as long as they kept the logo and didn't give them a lame ass name
>>64072269
A catastrophe or realistically the Cowboys
>ever rooting for any team in the nfc east if isn't solely to better the giant's odds
>spider 2 why ban-an-a
>>64072433
I personally don't give a shit as long as the name isn't awful and cliche. So no "warriors" or named after an animal.
>>64072395
Linemen are supposed to be that way. You would probably call strongmen in worse shape than body builders.
>>64072472
because all i can afford is internet
cable packages are too much. can you help me or not?
Stealing Peyton Manning's meme.
>>64072433
I don't care anymore. The last decade of Redskins football has disgraced the team's legacy anyways.
>it's a gruden game
>>64072451
>jets/pats wc game
hngggggg my dick
>>64072505
http://vipbox.biz/football/watch-1mp3m-dallas-cowboys-at-washington-redskins
>mfw the Mac and mash are done and now I'm just waiting on the ribs
>>64072524
>mfw I am trying to contain my spider 2 y banana
>>64072566
>tfw my wife's son broke the microwave
>>64072451
Nfc east champ will only have 7 wins at the end of the season anyway.
>>64072608
So you're telling me the Eagles will only notch two more wins?
>>64072601
>Wife's son
>Marrying a baby momma
>>64072524
4 >>> 2 >>> 3 >>> 1
>>64072601
>my wife's son
>>64072483
It's only 10 bucks extra for me. That's how they get you. They charge a shit load for Internet but if you get tv bundled it cost just a little bit more.
>>64072601
>wife's son
>>64072601
Let the memeposting begin
>inb4 plate of bananas covered in ketchup
>>64072684
rate my dinner lads
>>64071939
I lived in West Hartford for a bit. One night, we were out at a bar and we saw Stuart Scott there with someone. It wasn't uncommon to see ESPN people in West Hartford because Bristol is an absolute shithole and West Hartford is the oasis in the cesspool of Connecticut. I wanted to say hi, but he was there was this woman and he was crying. Just, an absolute broken man. I didn't bother him.
Two days later, it came out that his cancer had relapsed. RIP, left eye. I'm glad I didn't bother you that night.
>>64072710
WTF Who eats this shit? How dry is that steak?
>Redskins can't win on the road
>Eagles incompetent
>Giants can't close
>Cowboys can't win without Romo
At least it's not the AFC south
>>64072710
I grilled up an ice sandwich, mine is tastier
>>64072743
sup bermudabro
WHO /WWE RAW/ HERE?
>>64072684
My gfs car broke down at her ex bfs apartment so she's just staying the night there tonight. What should I order for dinner?
>>64072710
hide post/10
>>64072791
>>>/asp/
>>64072813
i-is this what sex is really like b-b-bros??
>>64072777
Not much, Canadabro. Back on the rock after a weekend away. Cold up there?
HEY JACK IT'S A FACT THE SHOWS BACK IN TOWN
COWBOYS AND THE SKINS ARE ABOUT TO THROW DOWN
>>64072813
Holy shit why is every girl I've fucked before so lazy
>>64071700
>Op thinks the game starts twice.
>>64072861
No, mild December like most of the country. Was foggy as fuck last night. about -2 (28F). supposed to go up to 50-56F this week, no snow on christmas i'm assuming which sucks.
>watching a Sky Sports tream
>they're seriously discussing the logistics of a London football team
lol
>tune in to Cowboys game
>I see a red door starts playing
>>64072813
wow, she looked like she had a lot of fun
i really enjoy seeing girls getting railed by other men
>>64072903
You didn't have the BBC
>>64072903
Because your baby dick isn't worth the effort
>>64072710
looks tasty m8. what are the macros like?
>>64072849
>i-is this what sex is really like b-b-bros??
Depends on how good you both are, how hot she is, and how into it you are.
>>64072849
Lol fuck no m8
Did you see how little the bed was moving when it "broke"
Plus there's a lot more "shit, sorry" said when you bump heads or hit each others teeth trying to kiss while fucking
And butt play always rim her butthole while fucking
What's a Redskin?
>>64072983
google " indian casinos"
>>64072971
>And butt play always rim her butthole while fucking
sounds fun desu
>>64072983
A prarie nigger
>>64072983
A football player that plays for the Washington NFL team
>>64072903
Because they were made of plastic and filled with air
>>64072634
2>4>1>3 for me
stream guys, im trying to get into this fucking sport
>>64073000
dang... trips for reality check :(
>>64072983
Orcs who drank the blood of Magtheridon
Hail to the R-words!
Hail Victory.
B-words on the W-word path
FIGHT for ol' PC!
>those madden 07 graphics
>>64072993
Who is this semen seductress?
Why do the Redksins play in Maryland?
>>64072989
Fuq yea fäm
Spit on your middle finger and circle around her chili ring
Bitches love it
And do that for a whkle before you slide the finger inside
Having a finger inside her ass while fucking her is a weird sensation because you feel your finger press against your dick and its easily one of my favorite sensations
>>64073000
>Because they were made of plastic and filled with air
rekt
Jesus NFCE nice division you got there
>>64072983
A derogatory term applied to Native Americans
>>64073036
>touching myself during sex is the best sensation
fag
>>64073029
>he doesn't know the heroin of the hummer
>>64073036
>tfw only fucked one girl in my life
>tfw she was really into butt stuff
It grossed me out desu but I was too worried about fucking it up to complain and went along with it
>>64073004
2 is little too plastic for me, and i want to lick the sweat under 4's saggy tits
>>64072993
>>64073036
Guys pls dont post porn and racism, im watching on the couch with the senpai
>>64072983
a product of the great state of Idaho
The fuck happened the car chase thread?
>>64073075
pics of your senpai
>yfw Cousins get hurt and RG3 gets put in the game
>>64073060
>touching yourself is gay
...???
>>64073032
Because Jack Kent Cooke.
Cowboys don't play in Dallas either. Jets and Giants play in New Jersey
>>64073065
>It grossed me out
>>>/lgbt/
Gruden is entertaining but fuck his dickriding
>THIS GUY IS SPECIAL
>TREMENDOUS WORK ETHIC
>THATS WHY I BELIEVE THEY WILL WIN
says this literally every week
>>64073085
RG3 can't he isn't active.
Gruden should really recuse himself from this game, he obviously can't be unbiased when his brother is coaching one of the teams
>>64073085
He's listed as ineligible
>Gruden accent
holy fuck those northern Ohio people
>>64073095
>Implying buttfags aren't just closet homosexuals in denial
>>64073070
2 is the best. She cares the most about her appearance
>>64073075
Don't worry, your senpai will always hate you and that won't change even if they discover you're a racist masturbator.
>>64073111
>implying wanting to make love to every inch of a beautiful woman's body is homosexual
>>64073036
All other responses aside, that is a rather attractive ass.
>>64073091
Well I can understand the NY situation, no room for 2 NFL stadiums plus all the traffic in NYC and what not.
>>64073102
>>64073108
oh I didn't realize, why the was he on the field warming up?
>>64073076
>Googled "potato" for image
>Too fucking lazy to google "redskin potato."
>>64073015
Not sure if Bait or you have it backwards....
why are these puppets so damn funny to me
what is this scary puppet looking shit
wtf was that marionette shit for?
I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE PREPARED YOUR ANUSES
>>64073131
They could still have one stadium to share in NYC.
You think DC has room?
Warming up means nothing
>>64073090
why waste your time having sex at that point
stram?
>>64072946
I guess they just were nonathletic or nonchalant prostitues
>>64073131
>implying there's room in DC proper for a giant stadium and parking lot
Take a look at a map retard
>>64073108
Why the fuck are they redshirting RG3?
I hope both these teams burn in Hell.
ONE PLUG
>>64073166
What is RFK? What is tearing down more of the ghetto like they did for Nats Park?
R8 dinner
S T I C K E Y
>>64073172
root for the cowboys senpai. i want this division decided week 17.
>MUH PEARL HAHBAH
>WE WANT DALLAS
These Landover fans are hyped
>>64073146
Not bait, orcs who drank mannoroths blood turned green, orcs who drank magtheridons blood pre TBC turned red
>>64073099
>REAL GYM RAT
NO
ONE
CARES
ABOUT
PEARL
HARBOR
who /happy hour/ here
>>64072159
Washington Nationals.
Thank you based Gruden for being the GOAT commentator.
>>64073161
It's not like I'm jerkiing myself off through her ass and vag
It's just some contact through the rectum and vaginal linings fæm
Just adds pressure to the frenulum the midst sensitive part of the dick
>>64073184
10/10 lad
How many fucking night games do the Cowboys need to lose before they stop shoving this team down the rest of the nation's throat?
>>64073197
get out faggot
>KIRK CUSHIT
>>64073184
>eating kraft dinner with mashed potatoes and corn
what the fuck is wrong with you
USA USA USA
Japs and weebs BTFO
I went to Pearl Harbor once and it was comfy af. You never would've guessed it was a Naval base at one point.
That's a lovely voice
>>64073183
They should just build a new stadium on Buzzard Point and share it with DC United, instead of letting United just build their own stadium there.
Never forget the sneaky japs.
They played us like a damn fiddle.
>sticky, tight man coverage
Ohh boy, Gruden is in top form tonight lads.
>>64073183
They need approval of the Federal government to tear down RFK. That also isn't going to happen until the soccer team fucks off.
A fucking NFL stadium in South East? How dumb are you? The parking lot alone would be ridiculous.
Everybody watch the fuck out
THE JOOS IS FUCKING LOOSE
Should rename them them Washington Samoans. No elite football team is possible without some Samoans on your team, and with that name they'd have more wanting on the team than they could use.
>>64073197
*tips*
>>64073197
I do you fucking little bitch
>>64073209
HELLO ROBERT
USA USA USA
Other countries btfo
ANIME BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64073216
My Mexican friends like their ribs with corn senpai
remember, a vote for Hillary is a vote against America
Why does it trigger me when stadiums have a flag that doesnt cover the entire field?
If you're not rooting for the Cowboys to prove the NFCE is a dumpster fire beyond compare, fuck off.
>>64073221
From what I've read, it was a pretty comfy naval base. Most of the sailors there felt lucky to be stationed there instead of somewhere shitty like Norfolk.
>>64073228
United want a soccer only stadium. They won't go for it.
U S A
S
A
/jp/ BTFO
IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT
>>64073197
>proud 16 and 17 year old Americans lined up to sign up for military after Pearl Harbor
>74 years later 16 and 17 year old faggots act edgy on the internet
I stood up for the national anthem in my home. Is it normal? I'm a Filipino with an American citizenship.
>>64073239
Anybody else completely over this lass?
GUYS PLEASE KEEP IT VIDYA
>The marionettes in the intro
>>64073253
>filename
Fucking lost it
>>64071770
no homo but hes pretty hot. Would be a bottom desu
>>64073253
Jesus, Moses and Methuselah
That was the first real good singer they've had all year
>>64073227
Ha, I came here to post this.
fuuuuuck yeah redskins!
>>64073268
No I never will
Settle in got a snoozer, boys.
I've got the redskins winning by 10. Predictions?
dubs and first play from scrimmage is a turnover
>>64073184
literally fuck off I'm a poor college student and I have to microwave some shit in a couple minutes
looks so fucking good I would kill someone for some authentic southern comfort food
Buccaneer JOOS is coming for your booty
And she's probably into pegging
>>64073227
Good anthem, 10/10. He kept the tempo up instead of dragging it to milk his time on TV, and he didn't sing all these extra notes that are not there.
>>64073267
Only if you sang along.
Japan stronk, post anime in honor of Pearl Harbor
>>64073267
Considering the US liberated the Philippines from Spain and the Japs, no.
>>64073291
I didn't think you'd showed up
>>64073234
People had the same argument for years regarding a new baseball stadium.
>>64073267
It is if you are patriotic as fuck, you did good lad, you did real good.
>>64073291
This whole post offends me.
>>64073273
ANCHOR BABY TRUMP WILL SEND YOU BACK
ESPN WELCOMES YOU TO A FOLLOWING PRESENTATION OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE
>>64073300
Muh Bucfu.
>>64073209
I enjoy watching the Cowboys lose, though, honestly could watch it every week.
>>64073291
sup
I miss cooley
>>64073267
Did you clap?
>>64073267
Baklâ
>>64073291
literally the only good avatarfag outside of the happy hour posters
Cowboys still have a chance right
Statistically...?
>>64073303
I don't hold anything against the Japanese, we paid them back in full for what they did to us and to Asia by bombing the shit out of them and then rebuilding them into a stable democracy.
>DEM CHEERLEADERS
HALFTIME FAPTIME CANT COME SOON ENOUGH
>>64073300
Quiet didn't take the wolbachia treatment because she wanted to have a baby with Snake, right?
>>64073302
I sang along too. I did because anime enslaved my country; however the US saved the Phillippines guess.
>>64073323
>Disne!yspn.com
animated beaver princess when?
>These flowers didn't come from me
>the flowers I sent are in the trash
Why can't I just die in my sleep
>Redskins 'fans'
>>64072601
>Wife's son
That kid hates you for sure.
>>64073317
But they had actual planned spots you dope.
A stadium with 80k seats would be a bigger problem than a 53k seat stadium
>>64073294
Cowboys 38
Redskins10
SACK
FUCK THE FORESKINS
>>64073368
>america's team kucking the 'skins
feels good man
>>64073306
We didn't liberate the Philippines from Spain, we just took it. We did liberate it from the Japs though, since we gave them independence right after we recaptured it.
>tfw the Filipinos spent decades fighting the Americans
>tfw the Japanese were so fucking awful that the Filipinos began fighting alongside us against them almost immediately
Really puts things in perspective
>>64073356
>she will never have a baby with me
kek this start
>>64073337
I did. It felt good and patriotic.
>tfw you will never be a cowboy murdering injuns
>>64073379
no it doesn't
>my great uncle personally installed the Flip "democracy"
>Redskin's O-line
HAHAHAHAGAHA
>>64073387
why is she so perfect
>>64073197
>tfw this is the new generation
>tfw they're all keyboard cowboys who would be too afraid to do what kids their age did back in the 40s
>>64073390
>2 sacks in the first 3 plays
Hah
>>64073387
No one will, thank fuck
>>64073368
>Driving to Landover during rush hour in literally the worst traffic in the nation
Who /Giants/ here?
>'white' head
What's that thing the refs seem to throw on the field when someone is tackled?
>>64073387
Isn't she Swedish or something?
>>64073393
Why fucking live
>>64073387
>watch Joost playing mgsv
>turn it off immediately because it makes me sad
Anybody ktf?
>>64073409
>rush hour
>kickoff 8:30 EST
just no
>>64073416
A flag attached to a little beaniebag
>12 men on the field.
Sorry cowboys you arent the panthers
>>64073410
Right here. JUST
>>64073387
She's got really boney shoulders. It's a turn off
Just getting my halftime fap ready
> can't count to 11
>>64073404
>mfw I has gf and you NEVER EVER
>>64073429
but why
>another flag
oh boy this is gonna be some game
>>64073426
Rush hour in DC is from 2:30am-11:30pm
>>64073387
Your manpussy was made for menfolk.
>already Cowboys ball
>already fucking up the drive
H-here we go...
>Cowpenalties
>>64073426
To get to landover you'll have to drive about an hour, which is doubled in rush hour which lasts until about 8 sometimes in the area
>>64073435
breh
>>64073441
I'm excited too imagine all the crazy stuff that could happen!
>>64073440
because Freedom, Apple Pie and NASCAR
>>64073426
DC/Northern Virginia traffic never stops
NICE THROW DIPSHIT
>>64073441
>No prop bet for over under on flags.
Why live
>>64073440
You cant hold players to stop them from making defensive plays, only push
>Gruden shitting on boreball
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>almost immediate Cassel pick
He really did learn from watching Romo
>>64073435
hngg
Is this literally the worst Division in Football?
F U M B L E
This game
>Cowgirls
>>64073426
you must not be from the DMV area
Thank god cassel is starting otherwise I'd be worried
>>64073436
I can count to 2
>>64073417
Dutch, and moved to Japan in her like 20s because she's an ultra weeb
>>64073421
Yea...
>>64073478
do you even have to ask?
>mcfaddlel
The spaghettib owl is on, gents
>>64073478
If the Redskins win it will be the AFC South that's the worst
>we'll see some BIG tight ends
oxymoron?
hahaha aw yeah KOWGURLSSSS
this game is terrible
Saddle up boys, it's gonna be a long one
>sloppy on both sides
I like 'em sloppy
>>64073291
Bring back Lavar Arrington
this is our year
>>64073478
Yes. If the boys do their part, we could have a 6-12 div winner.
>>64073478
AFC south is pretty bad too
Matt Cassel
Fucking 10 man line Jesus christ
This games already a huge shitfest
>>64073478
So if Dallas wins, they just leave the East wide open...
Why don't they just let teams who have actually good records go into the playoffs? Why do they do it by divisions?
what's /sp/ drinking
Is there any better feeling than taking a shit after a night of drinking?
>there are people who unironically root for these sorry ass teams
>>64073295
You were close.
Stream?
this is going to be a game of who play's the least shit
>>64073516
OH GOD PLEASE GRANT ME THIS ONE REQUEST I HAVE BEEN YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT ALL MY LIFE
>>64073494
Ok. Is it possible to to find a girl like her? Such beautiful eyes and skin.
>>64073505
yep. I expected nothing, but I'm still disappointed.
>>64073523
>not remembering when the aints got kucked by the seakucks
> How can a team with a losing record be the best in their division, Anon?
>tfw you delay any reaction of any play to look for a flag
>>64073512
This is the bucs year you swine
>>64073524
Miller Lite in aluminum bottle wrapped in a koozie from a local bar.
>>64073524
Wtf
Who /iggles/ here?
>>64073529
as opposed to only cheering for the good teams?
>>64073546
like this
*unzips dick*
>>64073532
That's every NFC Least game
>>64073545
YOU LIKE THAT
>>64073524
Does that get you drunk without killing you? Because I really need to get drunk but I have no way to get regular alcohol
>>64073523
They probably figure "What are the odds that every team in a given division sucks each year?"
And then it just keeps happening and someone makes the playoffs at under .500.
>theres a 4th alvin and the chipmunks movie coming out
>Mo Claiborne literally one of the worst players in the league.
>Contract year, actually does good.
Typical jiggaboo
>>64073524
Just a miller lite.
RIP
>>64073546
I hate Cam "nig for pay" Newton, too bb
>>64073234
They're about to build a divegrass stadium in SW DC
>>64073534
Pretty much, she's a dutch weeb
Pretty rare type
>>64073552
Modern day nfl friendo
>>64073438
Pictures don't count faggot
cowgirl fucking shits
>>64073573
Four loko is alcohol lol
>>64073554
in jamus we trust
Dubs and its a sack for a safety
>>64073586
Which is nowhere near as big as a football stadium that Snyder would build.
>>64073524
four loko blue hurricane. I don't think I'll be mixing it with listerine, thats some straight trap shit.
>>64073590
my heart cant take this
>>64073574
>a 6-10 team will go into the playoffs this year while a 10-6 team will be left out
>this has been going on for years and nothings been done about it
National Football League everyone.
>>64073578
>posting on /sp/ from bar
we've all been there
Travis had that JUST look all over him
>>64073593
U mad friend?
Obvi JOOS isnt my gf but it'd be pretty neat if she were
>>64073616
I dont own a tv.
>>64073615
YOU
>big sack man
Do they even listen to themselves?
>>64073524
milk твн
>theres still 3 more quarters of this game
JUST
>>64073606
Not a Winston fan but you should be shot for spending time on something so unfunny
>>64073606
superior feels
AHAHAHAHAHA MY DOG IT IT AGAIN
last week i posted ITT about how i discovered my dog was racist cause she was sleeping and jumped barking at the screen when they show the niggers on the defensive line. she did it again. god i love this dog.
IT IS TIME
>>64073578
>not drinking dale's
so what's worse...
NFC East or AFC South
Blatant block in the back dumbass
>>64073643
this guy has the look of a franchise QB just because he's equal parts ugly and tarded
>>64073636
i posted the wrong one
i didn't make that
>>64073634
>an hour till faptime
I cant take this
>>64073640
Blessed puppers
Why did they call a timeout?
Cowboys def is amazing woot
#wedemboys
>>64073657
eye no write
High School level special teams tonight
who is going to win this game?
>>64073651
NFC East, seeing as how we're the biggest cities in the nation and have the oldest franchises.
>>64073651
AFC South is always bad
>>64073659
But you admit that you saved it
>>64073651
NFC East. At least the AFC south has a team at the .500 level
I think a Block in the back call on special teams plays is, per capita, the most commonly called flag in the NFL. And it's so avoidable. Jesus christ its annoying
>>64073671
this man
>>64073662
>not understanding ad revenue
TV Commercials.
>>64073668
that's an insult to highschools
This game will be won by punts.
>>64073590
i don't want to feel anymore
>>64073674
only ironically
>>64073671
not the fans
>>64073677
>her
>Kellen Moore will never ever get a chance to play even with this dumpster fire season already in the books
>>64073692
MORE DELAY
why the fuck am I watching this
R O M O
O
M
O
>>64073677
every picture of her looks so freakish. its like she is smiling, but the rest of her face doesnt know it. makes the smile look so plastic and fake.
anyway. i want both of these teams to lose. im sick of these constant nfc least primetime games
>>64073704
Holy fuck that girl is perfect
Anyone else ended up really liking hardy just because of how much SJW faggots hate him?
>>64073714
HE JUST WANTS TO LOVE YOU DALLAS
Game is brutal to watch bruh
>>64073718
I'm only watching for the cheerleaders
>>64073712
just fuck my shit up senpai
>DeMarcus
Why cant a nigga be just a regular Marcus?
>>64073627
>2015
>not owning a TV when they're literally $150 Neetbux
I'm sure you could suck enough dick in a night to get one anon.
>>64073718
1 person is on your fantasy team at least. plus /sp/ banter is better than watching alone.
>AND THIS FLAG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GEICO
>15 MINUTES CAN SAVE YOU 15%, BETTER DO IT NOW WHILE THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO CALL A 15 YARD PENALTY
>>64073710
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>can't tell a beautiful woman from a trap
>>64073730
Me, love how autistic he is it with his kraken shit as well lol
refball
JORDAN
FUCKING
REED
>running on 2-18
>Run
>Run
>Pass
>Punt
>Run
>Run
>Pass
>Punt
My life is shit and this game is shit. Fuck.
>>64073741
You mean ReMarcus?
PRAY FOR SPRAIN DALLAS
>2nd & 18
>Run it up the middle
Fuck you Gruden fuck fuck
is Sean Lee an elite LB?
Jesus fuck, has any team advanced any yards without counting punts and penalties?
>>64073751
>Listening to Larry Micheal
They need to bring back Sonny, Sam and Frank
When is Monday Night Football going to be good?
BOTH THESE TEAMS CANT PLAY FOR SHIT!
>>64073778
Who is that guy?
IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT
>he doesn't play Mobile Strike
Whats the best defense?
Where was this defense all season u fucking
>>64073791
Thursday
>>64073790
Cooley has the best commentating.
>>64073779
they're just pretending to be retarded, they'll get real in the last 3 minutes of the game when they're down by 2 possessions
Naners vs Cowgirls at this point in the season. Who wins /sp/?
>This boring as fuck game
Guess I'll be going to bed early tonight
>>64073741
Every American race has their retard names.
>Kae, Kai, Kye, all for white kids age 5-9
>>64073742
Meh. I'd only use it for sports and this corner bar is pretty solid. There are 5 more tv's plus the ones pictured.
I have netflix and crunchyroll for everything else.
>>64073802
Redskins just choke on primetime don't get excited its still shit
>tfw have to root for Dallas
>>64073785
Yes....but also fragile. See Alonzo, Kiko.
>Giants on monday night
FAKK YESSS
>Giants v. Dolphins next Monday Night
is there solace from this hell?
>>64073797
it's the man in the picture your Mom keeps beneath her pillow
>No, not your real Father..
>More NFCE games.
gross
stream?
>>64073820
Pictured here
>>64073827
Funny, me too.
>>64073830
The autism must awake for the playoff push.
>>64073845
acestream://6dbd32f6f05f1af6aac073d9a285032080bdd487
>>64073827
>tfw I fucking hate Phili
how the fuck is mcfadden not dead hes taken some good shots to the head. jesus christ
>>64073827
We don't need your energy, fagmo.
>>64073846
order a tidal wave shot
post reaction
Cassel couldn't throw a fight, let alone a football.
>>64073858
Butthurt Pats fan detected
Superbowl of the NFC East.
>>64073827
I accidentally cheered when that turnover happened. I feel so weird tonight.
>mfw i realize im not watching the sec
>>64073854
doesn´t work
>>64073873
>Rooting for either of the bullshit ass teams playing tonight
Rams fan here, congrats on your win this weekend Eaglesbro. Been pulling for you guys ever since the trade.
>>64073884
not that hot imo
>>64073884
I love Joosten
Punt the football game
>>64073893
JUST AS MUCH SCORING THO
>>64073862
Breh its a saints bar and Im the only one here, nobody would give a fuck.
Also cowboys should sign tebow this shit is hideous
>>64073791
Last week's game was awesome
>30 for 30 on the Bills
CONFIRMED GOAT
>>64073799
>playing mobile games
>playing video games
So was either team planning on getting a first down at some point or....????
>the shape up king
>e-man
What the fuck? Why are our local ads so shitty?
Oh, right.....
>razorcakes
>>64073896
>bullshit ass teams
>Rams fan
PFFFFFFTTTTHAHAHHAAHHAHJHA
>>64073893
where from md are you from
>>64073878
>Le You're a ______ buttmad fan
Iggles remain shit no matter who they beat, f@m.
>>64073896
>Been pulling for you guys ever since the trade.
>>64073909
>four straight cûckings
>based
Ayy rofl
This reminds me of that Baylor v TCU game where the announcers were basically saying the team with the best punter was going to win.
Except there isn't a torrential rain storm and 35 degree weather at this game and these are "professional" football teams.
MURRICA
fuck the japs
>>64073922
richfag from chevy chase
>>64073846
for a corner bar, that looks pretty comfy. If they actually play game audio and not music, you've got yourself a winner.
>we wuz battleships n shieet
>greatest generation
>they were literally the bad guys during WW2
>all of the greatest generation were allies with stalin and communism
what a bad joke the government has played on america
>>64073921
>implying my familiarity with my own bullshit ass team doesn't make me very familiar with calling out other bullshit ass teams
Sup, cousin?
>>64073923
You couldn't be more mad that the Patriots lost, could you?
>>64073907
You're god damn right it was.
what happen to RG3?
>>64073937 new thread
>be born in 1930s
>get drafted in bullshit war against the wrong side
>get called a hero 80 years later just for doing what people literally volunteer for nowadays
oy vey
>>64073954
Stalin and Tojo pls.
>>64073895
Where did you paste it?
>>64073951
Game audio only if the owner gives a shit sadly.
That means only saints, lsu, and owls/hips etc
>>64073966
>Go to war when you're 10
What
>>64073958
>implying as a Rams fan you have the right to engage in discourse with Cowboy fans
Shut the fuck up you little bitch
>>64073954
uhhh, mussolini was a pussy
>>64073969
stop spoonfeeding
Nice throw Kirk.
>>64073984
fuck meant 20s
>>64073969
nevermind i found a decent stream now
Hay guise,
Retired, disabled military veteran here
You're indebted to me, so how are we gonna do this?
Do I set a Paypal? Kickstarter?
I could just meet ya'll somewhere and you could all line up and kiss my ass
>>64074020
Wait in the VA line like everyone else.
New thread >>64073937
>>64074007
Russia bro!!
Faithful skins follower!
We got got this!
>>64073878
Fuck Brady, but don't hate on snot-rockets.
They're an essential part of working out in the cold.
>>64073984
>this isn't standard practice
>>64074081
mornin
tybr
IF EVENS DALLAS SCORES FIRST
IF ODDS SHITSKINS MIGHT SCORE FIRST
>>64071786
speaks the truth
>>64074020
gr8 b8 m8
>2nd and 14
>gets it on a slant
kek
