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First for elite model
>>64068843
2nd for it's probably a shit model
>>64068843
If your model is so elite and shrewd why don't you post it so we can see for ourselves
Sake people keep it in the OP
>bubblegum guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=B2
I aced 3/4 of my NFL 4 team teaser... am I a fag for hedging?
Also, rooting hard for the Kekboys to win by 1
>>64068878
I may as well post it in /r/soccerbetting for all the muggy little slugs
>>64068894
And what would be the harm in that?
>>64068843
same man
>>64068940
>>64068843
what do you do? put each sides recent results in and calculate how many have over __ goals and then divide 1 by that percentage?
>>64068940
>Adds up to 109%
m8
SA Spurs ml 1/14
TOR Raptors ml 1/12
MIA HEAT ml 4/21
CHI Bulls ml 5/14
Stake : 200
Total return : 375.06
Profit : 175.06
R8 lids
Any suggestions to this 100% easy money ticket I just made for everyone ?
>>64068980
i knew there was a reason i was dac!
>>64068973
Shots on Target, Shots off target, Possession, Goals, Chances Created, Attack Factor (my secret formula) and oppoenent defence are all taken into account
>>64068989
change raptors to raptors -12.5 for even more easy money
>>64068989
Stop being a ML pussy
How much is the Kurt Drago group? He seems good for Malta
>>64069017
Could you show the formula for one of the over cells? Curious to see how complex it is
>>64069045
Prolly just a simply Poisson distribution. If you can calculate the number of goals the home and away are expected to score then it is relatively simple. That is the hard bit though.
>>64069017
That's nice, but the bookies have algorithms which are far more complex and accurate, not to mention a fucktonne more data. Good luck though
>>64068989
>SA Spurs ml 1/14
>TOR Raptors ml 1/12
>MIA HEAT ml 4/21
>CHI Bulls ml 5/14
don't know what any of this means
>>64069104
which bookies exactly.
Odds are just controlled by the weight of money in Asia and on BF to my knowledge.
>>64069017
you forgot altitude, thank me later lid
Kurt Drago wants £500 on Lothian Thistle
>>64069031
10 or 15
>>64069105
San Antonio Spurs Moneyline @ 1/14 i.e. 1.07
Toronto Raptors Moneyline @ 1/12 i.e. 1.0825
Miami Heat Moneyline @ 4/21 i.e. 1.19
Chicago Bulls Moneyline @ 5/14 i.e. 1.35
They're NBA teams
>>64069105
basketball teams accompanied by stupidly confusing and unnecessary American odds.
explain to me why America continues to use the more difficult option every time? Why wont you guys convert to the payout per dollar model that is the easiest to identify?
>>64069196
Thick cunt detected
The things I'd do for an unlimitable 365, think I'd actually consider cutting off a limb, maybe a hand or foot etc. Worth it in the long run imo.
>>64069187
>4/21
has science gone too far?
tears iffin yall aint on Levante toscore 1 in 2nd half boys
>>64069219
>he doesn't know
>>64069105
Guy who made the bet here, I also just started and get confused by a lot of stuff, money line it basically means that I put the team will win, and the odds are more clear if you do the division or put 1 dollar, pound whatever for each one and it gives you this >>64069187
Still don't know when there are times to do stuff like this >>64069024 so i'm just a >>64069028
for now
>>64069227
I don't get it
need goals in the palace everton match like W.A.T.E.R over G.I.L.L.S
>>64068843
>>64068940
I don't understand what is happening here
Kurt simply surreal, paying for my holiday and my rent
>>64069270
I think it's a reference to marijuana
>>64069325
zzz bet kurt drago employs a carer the gormless looking prick
>>64069280
are you watching the game? who's more likely to score?
>>64069344
zzzzzzzz envious little slug, love to see you tip like him. Please have sex you dullard.
Huntly feeling the FATIGUE, imagine all those hours on a cramped bus with no way to stretch their legs.
>>64069104
Like what? All the stats are available to anyone if you look for them.
Please tell me what secret stat the bookies are using.
Tears if you weren't on my everton corner tip
>>64069270
>>64069340
No. It is about how stupid the fraction 4/21 is.
When fractional odds where used in the past, they were always one of a limited number of fractions. Now they just use stupid fractions.
>missing the fix
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/35024363
>>64069359
http://freefootylive.net/whereisgarry/
Everton looking more likely but you never know with EPL games
>>64069407
you WILL NOT find the bookies pricing something up at 13/1, just does not happen
>>64069359
everton have had 6 more shots and 7 more dangerous attacks. Either side could score though.
>>64069391
actually laughed at this thankyou
>>64069500
It's not a laughing matter, -0.25 is a world bet
>>64069428
Good old school meme.
been checking results of r/soccerbetting tips since seeing it posted here yesterday. So far the majority of tips are not just wrong, they are massively off the mark. Lel, trusting bets on football from people who call it soccer.
Huntly left back having a cheeky lie down because he's so TIRED
State of my head
Need goals in the Everton game
Ball played through to the Huntly striker and he was literally caught NAPPING, jump on Lothian -0.25
IMAGINE NOT BEING ON EVERTON -1 CORNER
>>64069219
You know postmen aren't well paid...
>>64069671
not this again
Can't believe Everton
Heads gone, chased so much on dnb
>>64069686
I could probably sell my system to Mackers for tens of thousands, but I much prefer seeing him suffer and slowly but surely bankrupt himself :^)
>>64069710
unlucky desu, Everton should have scored this game no doubt
Huntly keeper propped up against the goalpost snoozing, did a 12 hour nightshift and then couldn't stretch his legs on the bus down
Everton you fucking cunts
>DACember
When will it end, losing hundreds every day
>not betting on pardew
shiggy
3333333
Pmsl Huntly defender on the floor having a nap and striker tripped over him, wasn't even a pen
Need Everton winner like A I R
please hold Crystal palace
A I R
Think it was the keeper sent off. Red, sub, pen.
>had Lukaku first goalscorer
>he scores second
>betting on pardew
shiggy
>>64069833
The keeper was napping against the post in my meme and not on the floor so it didn't fit to say keeper got the red, do keep up.
>>64069839
What firm? Some will give you a refund
Huntly have a defender in nets now, no memeing
>>64069196
Surprised you got away with that bait t bh
>>64069864
Kenny Paterson @paterson_kenny 7m7 minutes ago
@lthvf 3 Huntly 0, Smith pen 81, Hobday sent off for Huntly.
Imagine not being on Panama+7
>>64069942
Wow! You're so shrewd! Really wish I possessed 1% of your elite betting skills, not to mention the ability to use both Twitter and Google
>>64069942
You really are thick, I'm well aware the keeper was sent off
>evertone
>>64069975
Calm down Joseph
>>64069942
>>64069902
>not scoring again
>>64069971
Wew lad. I was just saying.
>>64069975
Meant to reply to myself desu
>Betsafe had btts in USA slags game at 500/1
Ffs was definitely worth a quid or two
>>64069986
You're a strange, odious individual
On grimsby and everton draw @11.4
>people aren't special staking Army +22 this weekend
Udder udder
>>64069987
When? which game?
>>64070009
Please have sex, no one cares about your slimy aftertiming or your £20 win
>>64070009
Was this you awhile back?
>>64070022
Proxy off Lithuania
>>64070047
yeah haha
>>64070038
seems like you are the one who needs sexual intercourse mate
>>64070022
USA v Panama u20 just now, stupidly big price
>>64070017
Guess I'm taking +23 in my bookie
>>64070047
>he cashed out
tears @ him desu
>>64070068
You had it all and you blew it ;_;
>>64070068
Nah he's right, we never have and never will care about your aftertiming on muggy shite.
should I start betting for my parents? their only source of income is their jobs, I'd like to help them out with some money, they supported me financially my whole life
>>64070119
I know, I was with friends not paying any attention and just clicked cash out then Aguero scores 90 min just after. Ah well
>>64070133
Im aware its muggy shite, how is that aftertiming?. I'm not exactly like TEARS IF YOU DIDNT' GET ON THESE TWO DRAWS MUGS SO OBVIOUS. Not exactly going to tip that. It's the bookies money i'm winning
>>64070191
>how is posting about winning bets AFTER they win aftertiming?
This isn't your blog you slimy mug
Is bovada the best bookie for live betting? Speaking about books americans use obviously.
>>64070212
slimy DAC slug go cry about it on your blog
>>64070225
I am up 87 times as much as your £20 win today you dullard
TEARS if you didn't get on the Dallas ML @ 2.65. Look at it now, a meagre 2.25.
>>64070242
Yeah fair play. Not gonna cry about other people feeling good about winning bookies money. I won £50 anyway which helps DACember. You're the one crying about a couple of words on 4chan
>>64070191
It is aftertiming. Nobody expects you to tip that but if I wanted to read about what stupid bets other people have won then I would follow footyaccums on twitter
Honduras U20 slags volleyball set 3 +5.5 LARGE
Ladbrokes STILL hasn't paid out on the fix zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64070328
If it was down to you there would be 5 posts a day on /bet/
>>64070223
In my opinion it is
365 gave me a TWENTY FIVE POUND loyalty bonus.
Has anyone else ever got that? I must be loyal as fuck.
>>64070242
1740? Doubt anyone on here makes that much desu
>>64070467
How much have you lost?
>>64070365
Yet again you missed the point. If I had my way /bet/ would be a discussion about bets people should take, preferably not mainstream stuff but it is to be expected and shitposting about random stuff during the quiet times when there's nothing to bet on. Posts like >>64070009 are the worst and add nothing to the thread whatsoever. You would've thought for as long as you've been here you would've realised those type of bets you make are just stupid
>>64070359
Good. Serves you right for funding terrorism you scruffy meff
>>64070494
I'm not that guy but its entirely plausible someone has made that much desu, I'm presuming you're quite new here
>>64070494
Joe and BT do
>>64070507
>If I had my way /bet/ would be a discussion about bets people should take
If I had my way /bet/ would be a spoonfeeding me
zzzzzz
>>64070507
Just one little post though cuz im sick of being DAC, 100s of posts are things like MACKERS. And tbf it was a freebet
>>64070467
u prob lost about 250 to get that lel
>>64070494
Entirely possible to make that with just a limited 365/sky/mara with the right game
>>64070331
HUP HUP HUP
Surreal line!
>>64070561
I'm up more t bh
>>64070605
BIGBOY
I
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B
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>literally not a single match in play right now
december zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64070467
lol, i get the loyalty bonus on a bi-weekly basis. how tiny are your rolls lads LOL
Putting every bet I place in a double with Army +22. If this doesn't come in you should be looking over your shoulder for a VERY long time >ameribets :^)
>>64070593
>implying I don't contribute to the conversation on what to bet on
>>64070621
What are lays like on a totally limited mara/sky. My last mara accounts all were limited to 1 quid max, skybet not much better, agree with you on 365s a limited 365 is still a top account to have
>>64070636
V rare for good games to be on at this time any month, December has been ok, will be shite this time next week onward though
>>64070636
yea its tez, but atleast you're not losing money on shitty lotto bets right now because you just HAVE to bet on something
Knew Euan would get his greasy mitts on that price nice and early. Enjoying your 50 quid lay you frogspawn?
Can't stop farting
Won't stop farting
>>64070758
Worst gimmick
>>64070695
Not me. I saw it as well and was tempted to prestake it @ 2.25 but I was waiting to later to see if more market would go up. I have £1250 max stake. Want some on?
Plenty of more games though that will SURELY be priced. Getting my spotty student £1k lays on them when they go up.
This is not /r9k/....
>>64070758
>tfw could smell my shitty sweaty ass crack because I'd run out of wet wipes and had to use normal TP.
>mfw people actually wipe with dry tp and not wet wipes.
>>64070768
Not even on 1x for me to get my 36 quid lay lid
There is literally no reason you shouldn't want Don as president unless you're a stinking shitskin terrorist. Absolutely based
>>64070791
This, always have skids when I just use normal tp, impossible to do a proper job
>>64070796
>>64070768
>>64070695
What game lids? Ukraine slags?
>>64070762
Your displeasure only increases the frequency of my farts :^)
Who /Sao Cristovao Saude | Sao Caetano/ here?
who /research/ here?
>>64070853
Rodyna
Euan gives the game away so easy
>>64070883
Doing some right now lad. Just finished an extraction and am running it through HPLC MSMS as we speak
>>64070902
>posting it here so everyone gets their greasy tenners on
top top stuff
>>64070988
>muh edge
zzzzzzz
>>64070964
You broke bad?
>>64070988
Just got my flat mate to open a new 365, drilled it as will be in bed at ko, cheers for heads up
>>64071008
No, I just measure levels of drugs in people's blood. I'm always scared I'll break one of the machines, especially since they cost about as much as a house ($500,000 each and there's 4 in the lab)
>>64070988
Yeah thanks for ruining the value for the rest of us with your needless attention seeking you dickhead.
>/bet/ moves lines
This meme still going?
>>64071113
>can't be asked
Why do people say this? Isn't it can't be arsed?
>>64071113
>Couldn't be asked
It's 'Couldn't be arsed' liddo.
>>64071113
is that you mackers?
>>64071133
do you even need to ask?
>>64071121
Not a meme. Please think before posting.
>>64071121
We literally do though
>>64071113
did you violently shake your mother when she brought you spaghetti hoops on toast for tea?
>>64071133
>>64071136
It's the Reddit poster boys
>>64071144
>>64071149
So much implying. Literally no concrete proof of this whatsoever
>>64071121
Utterly deluded if you think Euan mentioning Rodyna in here is without consequences.
Alright lads, post an image of what you think all of us look like
>>64071167
Just you slow down with those accusations. I didnt mention it at all.
anyone else stupid enough to lose 600 on the patriots yesterday? shit killed all my feels. i need something to rebound with
>>64071167
But it has been mentioned and it hasn't changed price.
>>64071113
Take out a wonga loan and win it all back on a Juve, PSV, PSG, Galatasaray accy tomorrow
>>64071218
Rodyna SW m8 go for it
UTTER TEARS
The Dallas ML is dropping like a brit getting his chin tested by a canadian.
>>64071166
Because you have fallen into the trap of "HURRRR a bunch of tiny bets can't possibly move a line" when they can.
How many bets on a single bookies do you think a game from that league sees when correctly priced? How suspicious do you think bookies would get of suddenly 50 different accounts betting on it regardless of stake size and all on the same side of the line? Do you think it would not raise a red flag? Do you think they do not have software developed to catch betting patterns like that? Do you think they wouldn't move the line if not outright suspend markets for fear of losing out massively when inplay came around or word spread further of a potential misprice?
It is ENTIRELY logical that several small bets from several accounts on a very obscure game will move a line. It in entirely illogical to suggest that it will not.
>>64071234
It wasn't evens when mentioned in here.
>>64071113
M-mark?
>>64071218
is this who i think it is?
Just put £25 on Rodya or whatever it is lol
cheers euan uac
max stake on Rodya 100 of my finest sterling </3
IMAGINE pre staking a ukrainian slags cup game the night before
IMAGINE killing your account for that
>>64071166
pmsl, clueless slug. PLEASE trip up do I can filter you and your utter opinions
>>64071184
>>64071195
P E T E R
Heard J West was involved in the night out, no invite for Rossy Boy though, tears!
>>64070695
Look at what you've started because you couldn't keep your mouth shut
Pmsl, fool
>>64071244
Good post. Mackers used to get 30 people or so with limited accounts to back the -ev side of a game to increase the price of the good side
Sums on Rodyna ty Euan
>>64071244
>50 different accounts
Try 10 at most from /bet/ who will prestake this early. I'm not disputing what you said although maybe a bit exaggerated but its illogical to think we are the only ones who would be betting on this. PGA however have far greater numbers than us and move lines so maybe if it gets stolen from here then value goes.
>>64071248
I looked just after Euans post to find out what he was talking about and it was evens then
>>64071298
I cant be limited so its alright.
Just had to ring my gran to get her to open a 365 for me, stupid bitch had no idea what I was taking about at first, got there in the end, managed 200 on in total. Better win Euan you cunt, not buying any christmas presents if they don't win
>>64071183
Pic related is MetaKnight
>>64071113
don't do it
>>64071348
It's moved down to evens, don't think any odds sites have shown this but it definitely has, even Euan could vouch for this if he had any bottle
>>64071357
>>64071156
You are my favourite
>>64071348
>its illogical to think we are the only ones who would be betting on this
Sure nobody is saying we are the only ones doing this but the point is we would be contributing to the line shift. Plus if enough people from here get on as it gets hyped then its feasible that the bets from here alone would make it shift. Yeah at this point probably not but say people keep talking about it then its feasible 50 people in here could get on eventually.
>>64071374
/bet/ has never moved a line the night before. That isnt saying it CANT be done if we tried.
>>64071348
No it wasn't, it was 2.15.
>>64071395
it literally moved you fucking mong.
>going to be in a meeting at half 10
so ill
For anyone interested, I did get all the money from the guatemalan bet where both 1X and X2 had odds over 2, so it was indeed /freemoney/
>>64071395
The line literally moved after the word Rodyna was posted on here
Anyone wanna fight tomorrow?
>>64071460
Congrats lid, love seeing them bookie cunts getting smacked
>>64071438
>>64071466
Euan just doesn't want it to look like it was his big mouth that moved it.
Fargo S U R R E A L desu
About to smack Rodyna watch the line move lids.
>>64071473
Would be over the moon to sample the sturdyness of your chin mate.
Can sense Euan sipping on his half coke right now, sickening.
>>64071501
Haven't watched any of this series yet, need to get on it desu.
>>64071500
He needs to learn, stupid cunt. How long has he been gambling for? Brain of a goldfish
>>64071374
>>64071398
I know its moved down but I seen it at evens before this >>64070902 was posted so I'm saying it wasn't us. How many people actually here have genuinely got money on this bet already? (slips as proof pls)
>>64071392
One anon posting simply posting Rodyna isn't going to get 50 people hyped though is it. I'm not saying we can't move lines because we probably can but it just doesn't happen
EUAN WANTS 50 QUID ON RODYNA
>>64071527
I put some greasy tenners on it
>>64071527
>it just doesn't happen
USVI?
>>64071527
It wasn't evens before it was posted in here and that's fact.
>>64071550
Pmsl
Just had a cheese and salt and vinegar crisp sarnie, was dece.
>>64071574
Cheers lad. Should be the next OP desu
>>64071574
>0-10
i likethis
I don't think Dallas is actually going to win.
>>64071183
this is honestly how i picture all of the trips on this thread. how accurate am i?
I think we all need to chill out a bit, it's midnight, getting a bit heavy in here...
Are you familiar with the term, "laughter is the best medicine"? It's true. When you laugh, your brain releases endorphins, your stress hormones reduce and the oxygen supply to your blood is increased. I try to laugh several times a day because it makes you feel good.
Let's try that. Who-hoo-hoo. Ha ha ha.
>>64071574
>euan not a half-coke
>>64071550
I'm going to take it this anon is the only one?
>>64071553
Literally /bet/s most hyped game ever. Mackers and co were trying to boost the other side by backing with limited accounts with no success which means there must've a reasonable amount of liquidity in the game and hard to say /bet/ alone moved the line
>>64071556
Going to have agree to disagree because there is no way of proving the price when I seen the line
>>64071574
10/10
>>64071658
*laughs*
PGA?
>>64071677
Ironically actually did make me laugh
Spent most of the evening wondering who is behind this new Kurt Drago gimmick, I'm responsible for well over half of the gimmicks regularly used here so I've seen a few in my time, but the amount of posts referencing Kurt is so damn high I'm thinking multiple people thought this up and bombarded /bet/ with Kurt posts early on in the gimmick lifestyle. Boy oh boy it's worked, hats off to you/you guys
>>64071667
I was gonna edit it but couldn't be arsed.
>>64071686
>I'm responsible for well over half of the gimmicks regularly
>>>>impersonating me
Need an NBA bet like air
>>64071686
Think it's one guy. Also don't think it's been pushed too hard yet.
http://youtu.be/l0f-2P3luxU
>>64071715
raptors -12
>>64071686
>>64071701
List of gimmicks please. Want to see how many you 2 will try claim to be yours when in fact they are mine
>>64071718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6j12LLIm1M
>>64071730
I pioneered the dominos gimmick and utter utter.
wins desu
>>64071718
lol
>>64071686
F A T
A
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D A D D Y
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EUAN WANTS ON FINNIE'S KNICKERS
>>64071730
MACKERS WANTS xK ON X
Matthew Stevens (rip)
Walking the dog
Heads gone
Cat/mum/gran breakdowns
>>64071793
fuck's sake i meant mackers
>>64071802
Made me laugh
>>64071744
>>64071794
Fair play lids. Keep up the good work
>>64071794
>Heads gone
Stolen from PGA, rest are shit.
>>64071794
walking the dog isnt a gimmick you cunt
Reminder I invented the best and most widely used gimmick 'Please have sex'.
>>64071794
who came up with the meme of calling memes gimmicks when the gimmicks are actually proper memes
I invented the most widely used gimmick that no one knows is a gimmick
>>64071838
>>64071838
>best and most widely used
Its a shit one desu
>>64071817
Thanks, always nice to hear from the fans
>>64071819
I can't lie, PGA is a major inspiration for my work. Sorry to hear that, what gimmicks do you like?
>>64071824
Hmm, don't see the thinking behind that, it's a solid gimmick in my book
I also invented the, test your chin, scruffy meff, fight me irl, meet me for a straightener but I consider these slight variations of one singular, all encompassing gimmick
>>64071862
That you're profitable?
>>64071889
That my name is Euan.
I invented the forklift driver gimmick, embarrassingly big achievement for me desu
A gimmick isn't a good gimmick if people don't appropriate it. Pretty sure it's only you who uses scruffy meff and test your chin.
I was the person that brought the $mh tβh fαm -__- meme to 4chan
>>64071889
*drops mic*
>>64071889
Top bants
Horrible watching a basketball game you've bet on tbqh never comfy.
>>64071910
>>64071921
Not true, I would say I make up 25% of its use. I think 2/3 others really enjoy it and get a whole lot of use out of it
>>64071909
A lifetime favourite this one
>>64071910
Test your chin is alright desu
What's this shit?
http://five2fivehundred.weebly.com/about.html
Have quite a few gimmicks saved up that I'm not sure are quite up to standard but I might try them over the coming month so keep an eye out
>>64071956
Indeed m8 I know a good gimmick when I see one and I tend to bandwagon fairly quickly
>>64072012
I look forward to seeing your portfolio :^)
>In nearly every /bet/ thread, some Aussie moron comes in and posts something along the lines of "wahh, I can't live bet online and have to ring up and actually speak to another human!" The thread then wastes about 50 posts with people asking why he can't do it, and responses to those questions. I swear it's the same fucking Australian guy every single time. I have posted the following response no less than ten times, yet this issue keeps coming up. The following bookies will accept Australian customers, will allow them to partake in live/in-play betting, and there are no issues depositing or withdrawing your money: *http://www.10bet.com *http://www.12bet.com *http://www.betfred.com *http://www.stanjames.com *http://www.betvictor.com Okay. Stop fucking asking about this in /bet/.
kek
>tfw assigned mandatory sexual harassment training due to "language and conduct detrimental to women"
I never asked for this feel
>>64072066
>thinking you're on 4chan and calling a coworker a slag IRL
>>64072066
What exactly did you say?
Ladbrokes adverts make me fucking sick.
I tell someone I bet on sports and they think I am like one of those cunts.
>>64072123
pmsl at this wednesday night warrior
>>64072123
>telling people
Thats where you went wrong
Since we are all being open with each other about gimmicks.
How does everyone come up with new gimmicks?
I sometimes lay in bed and think about it while trying to get to sleep. Wonder what new ideas I can come up with in order to get that sweet heroin of a (You).
What about you guys? Just see something and wait for inspiration or what?
I'm a big fan of the shaking gimmick, the trial period and evolution was v interesting. The richter scale part of the gimmick was deemed excessive but the core principal was solid. The evolution saw the spilling of half cokes with the stake sizing. The newest gimmick I like is the heads gone gimmick. Tears is quality in its simplicity. Dominos and comfy are Hall of fame material. The zzzz gimmick seems forced and is overdone and not as clever as the others.
>>64072103
>>64072104
I asked one of the girls if being an idiot comes natural or does she practice. I also told her that deep down all women like to be degraded, it's just a matter of if they know it or not
How created the gimmick that americans can't be shrewd?
>>64072144
Euan what happened to the FB group? Do you still think you'll be able to charge mugs?
>>64072150
You have to be sensible in your execution I think. Some gimmicks are dire and die almost instantly, like that memory foam one. Awful.
>>64072158
Cracking post lid, agree with everything. You're talking big sense right now pal
No value in Olimpia, Tabare is likely to get btfo but I don't like minus
Not betting in > Atenas. Maybe an o16 plus
>>64072158
Well said lad.
>>64072158
>The zzzz gimmick seems forced and is overdone and not as clever as the others.
zzzz get a grip, Paddy
>>64072150
There is no magic formula, for me the best ones come naturally. You don't have to force it you just get the idea in your head. When I've sat down to try and think up new ones I've put myself under too much pressure and the results are downright awful i.e ^
>>64072158
solid commentary 2bh
So tried, going to bed
zzzz
>>64072267
He is right.
zzzz is PGA shit. Dunno why people have brought it back.
>>64072181
Americans did unintentionally
Alright lads, what is THE pre-match and in-play bet tomorrow?
I am the guy who came up with skedge, how do you guys feel about it now?
>>64072356
Euan posted it in the last thread.
>>64072150
Stolen from real life #bantz with the mates. I gave us pseudo shrewdie which came from me calling a someone a pseudo intellectual in an argument and he took it as a compliment because he didn't know what pseudo meant. I have a few irl ones which are alright but I'm not sure translate well to 4chan
>>64072158
>>64072314
I brought back zzzzz because I thought it was a solid one however I do feel it has been hijacked and used at all the wrong times
I have actually come up with a lot of stuff now that I think about it.
Too shrewd to profit is mine too.
>>64072363
Triggered because it should be shedge.
>>64072356
Rodyna win pre game, Rodyna -0.5 from 1-0 in play
Sorry to interrupt the gimmick discussion, but I like Jordan Reed and Darren McFadden to score tonight.
who /shrewdbutlazy/ here
How do you guys feel about a gimmick where we use amounts of water to refer to our stake sizes?
>Puddles on Brazil Women
>OCEANS on Rodyna
etc. like smaller amounts of water means a smaller a bet obv. can get more creative.
just thought of this randomly
>>64072398
Fuck off it's mine
Also came up with tomorrow looks T E Z/ W O R L D/W O O L but that's died out a bit, the whole I'm on the phone to my mum and she wants to know that the skedge is like I'd much better, big fan of the swede using it. Also came up with swede with the big roll
>>64072462
I actually am. Would rather just have sex than spend ages translating some shitty eastern european webpages.
>>64072470
What does TEZ stand for if you don't mind me asking?
>>64072466
Could you maybe post a scale, I assume drops is the smallest? Maybe there's room for some sort of tear drops joke in there
>>64072470
Fuck off.
Wool is mine you knob.
Too shrewd to profit is definitely mine because I remember creating it when talking about Mark and how he would say "if you're up today then you're a bad gambler".
>>64072481
But we dont bet on alternate sports, anon.
Or is this a gimmick? If so, 2/10
>>64068831
I parlayed $40 on OU at like -3 and Bama at -9.5(?).
How genius am I??
>>64072508
It's PGA slang, probably comes from terrible
>>64072466
Waterfalls could be used for 'topping up', like the money falling like a waterall onto the bet.
>>64072194
Hibernating. When I have more time, yes.
>>64072521
>free (you) for me
nice
You're a retard
>>64072539
>>64072509
>>64072466
>the "talking to yourself to hype up your shitty gimmick" gimmick
>>64072158
Slag finishing is painfully accurate. The recent Canadian match was a painful and costly example. Too shrewd to profit is funny as there is a fine line between it being the truth and deluded addicts thinking they are shrewd when they are far from it. I'm worried about the one British anon (I'm convinced it's one) and his obsession with ross. Every now and then I smirk when I imagine ross laying bets and booking a holiday. He is a bit of a prophet, rumours of his shrewdness are greatly exaggerated. We need a man, a myth, a legend and he fits the bill. The gimmick should be respected and used sparingly for the best effect. The one British anon needs to tone down his feelings. Dullard is a bit shit and needs a strong supporting sentence to be used humorously.
>>64072512
>tfw used to get mistaken for Mark
I hope he's ok :(
>>64072466
Too complex. They dont work. Just like the frog spaw, tadpole, etc.
I propose, rather than "up" or "HUP" when a bet wins and "air" when someone scores in a sweat game, we say combine these and have it based around a hot air balloon trip.
>>64072565
Not a fan of dullard either. I like the guy who bigs up how much he has bet, the disgusting amounts he has on slag u20s, that's a good gimmick
Bit disappointed ^ never took off.
>tfw I got on 76ers +13.5
J U S T
Who brought the Ross gimmick to /bet/?
Can anyone look in the archive at the first mention of him?
All I can remember is one day someone started spamming ROSSY BOY and then it slowly took off.
>>64072642
his head is too big for his body
>>64072642
>that suit
every fucking time
>>64072642
There's a gap in the archives which misses out when Rossy was introduced and when Euan was doxxed
>Cowboy fan.
>Itching to bet tonight on the two shitters playing each other.
Too risky. I'm too close to the sitch, division game, inconsistent teams.
Only sure bet is -200. (Casslel interceptions over 1/2.)
>>64072642
Looks like this is the earliest post with 'rossy boy' in. Can't search 'ross' because you don't just get bet threads.
That post above BT is Lithuania btw. The code red gimmick was interesting. People used to get so mad at it.
>>64072633
+20 for me
>>64071481
Thanks lad wasnt more than 30 quid desu but still a victory
Let fix is in is fun when a bet lands and everybody is UAC. Warm, fuzzy feelings are exchanged with the use of this phrase, in my head. Stacking shelves / working in tesco / posting on break from stacking shelves is solid as it is a quintessential British feel. Needing a goal like A I R is /bet/ black magic and is nearly always appropriate. It is also a good insight into what bet was placed which is always interesting to analyse. Not paying the rent and gambling on mainstream events while working in McDonald's is my favourite gimmick of French origin.
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>64072751
What fucking song is this to the tune of?
My favorite one is:
>It lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>64072775
not to a tune lad, just came up with it in my head, felt like jay z like
>>64072790
b-but I'm being serious when I post that
itt: inbreds circlejerking
>332 posts
>50 IPs
Dying community lads.
>>64072847
What is wrong with you?
>>64072712
This was the first post with mackers in too.
There are 50 pages of mackers. All from /bet/
>>64072842
>itt: inbreds circlejerking
excellent gimmick lad
What should I bet on for tomorrow's CL games lads
>76ers in charge of not being utterly BTFO
>>64072886
>There are 50 pages of mackers. All from /bet/
thats.... wow.
why do brits idolize an inbred cross dressing albino?
Important.
http://strawpoll.me/6208239
>>64072842
Oh look the Dane who whines and moans because he feels left out
>>64072847
>335 posts
>54 IPs
>between 9pm and 1am on a school night when there's literally no football to bet on
Don't see the problem desu
>>64072933
We dont idolize him, he is just a source of infinite keks.
>>64072911
Chelshit and van laal to go out. Arsenal to go through.
>>64072911
0-0 in Wolfsburg v Man U
>>64072976
*laughs*
Japan?
v v important
http://strawpoll.me/6208337
>>64073193
Sucking off dogs for quavers.
>>64072960
Everybody's literally jerking their own dick while looking at the others
*laughs*
Denmark?
>>64073249
Why dont you have sex?
>>64073249
>implying anyone with a Danish flag posts anything worth reading
>>64073439
So sad you can't admit the truth
>>64073493
Excuse me. I replied to you first but you seem to have ignored me. >>64073401
>>64072991
that whole group is fucked.
>>64073521
Boyfriend's on holiday
My favorite is definitely ON LARGE
salute to the guy who invented it.
GO GO GO GO GO
>>64073617
This is it.
This is the day I become a millionaire.
>>64073617
Absolutely smacked on every account on every site.
Stand to win ~10k. Cheers Jnr.
>>64073493
>boy he knows from work has a mate
Giving this one a pass me thinks
>>64074003
He is right that the odds are shortening and are tiny on some sites in comparison to others. Even if you don't want to go big its gotta be worth a small on 365 who still have it at 20/1
Silly amounts on. You know he's worth a punt.
>>64074003
whoops, meant for >>64073617
>>64074052
But aye I'll have a dabble
>>64074003
You will be kicking yourself in May. This is one of those moments in life you either take the opportunity or look back in 10 years and say "I could have had a hotter wife if I only bet on Notts County" or "I could have had a nicer car if I only bet on Notts County".
>>64074086
Big fan of this post. You will go far son.
>>64073617
ON with the pace of a wounded snail
To whoever posted that breakfast burrito yesterday: you inspired me
>Euan & J West are already tucked up in bed sleeping so they can get up and trudge to lectures/work and they will check their phones and read these posts and see this unreal bet then they will check every site they know and see all the value has been chomped up by the true shrewdies
>>64073617
Going to be up sums laying this when it goes way too short once Mackers gets his greasy thousands on it
>>64074199
Looks decent mate. Whats in that besides peppers?
>>64074233
Nice one.
>>64074233
>>64074239
zzzzzzzz
>>64074233
>Proven wrong 7 seconds later
top lel
>>64074291
it's like he has an alert set up when someone posts 'Euan' and he has to come check the thread instantly.
>>64074254
Eggs, chorizo, homemade salsa, and cheese
>can't find literally anything anywhere to suggest Notts County are in financial trouble
I've been meme'd haven't I?
>>64074322
Would eat/10
When /bet/ makes me a millionaire will you be my in-house chef?
>>64074382
>what is insider info
>>64074385
Anything for you bb :3
So here I am, scrolling /bet/, see a world bet and lick my lips. I stake considerable amounts. I sit back and think. I realize in just clicking a few buttons I have earned more than some people do working for hours every day. This does not concern me. For I am shrewd and they are not.
>>64074392
But going into administration is a pretty big deal and they usually try and do everything they can before it ever gets to that stage. Not exactly something that just happens overnight usually
>had overs on hornets and spurs matches
absolute tears, didn't even need 40 points in each 4th and they euroleague my shit up like this
>>64073617
>my mate said so
>this UTTER delusion
A T E N A S
T
E
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A
S
>>64074515
I remember making utter sums going the otherside of the line on this stupid tip that went viral for no apparent reason and pushed the line out massively.
>>64074506
Nah I triggered cause the odds tumbled and I've just realised how utterly stupid it was. Not fussed about the money cause it was only £15 but means im going to have it in my open bets on 365 for the rest of the season which will be annoying as fuck
>>64074644
kek
>>64074199
>you inspired me
t-thanks Ameribets, you inspire me too
>>64074644
>It lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>64074892
nice meme
Need Miami to win like A I R
>refball against heat but everything else wins
>still followed this post
rip
It's time lads
http://games.espn.go.com/college-bowl-mania/2015/en/group?groupID=95430
who else betting life savings on pats? never lost three straight since 2002
>>64075289
Can't remember my espn account. Has anyone been keeping up with the fantasy football league?
Since we have been on the subject of gimmicks
>"It sees Scottish football leading the way with a number of innovations."
>There will be eight groups of five teams playing each other once in a round-robin format, to take place across five July dates (16, 20, 23, 27 and 30) and will use the traditional three points for a win and one point for a draw model.
>However, in what the SPFL believes will be a first in world football, all drawn matches will go straight to a penalty shoot-out, with the winner awarded a bonus point.
>>64075353
Texans too good senpai
>>64075353
/freemoney/ don't do it, amendola is still injured, gronk is out, and lafell is still dropping passes
>>64075353
>who else betting life savings on pats? never lost three straight since 2002
and the Packers hadn't lost to the Lions at home since 1991 when I was 4 FUCKING YEARS OLD
definitely didn't lose a quarter of my bankroll on that game...
>>64075377
>Hear people want summer football because of shit weather
>Create a new cup for the summer and leave the winter league with 50 games a week getting postponed
Why are people in charge of things like this so silly?
>>64075452
through my travels I've met lots club executives from all kinds of sports, and almost all of them know nothing about the sport they're profiting from
>>64075452
They have added a 2 week break in January but it seems but it still seems like a massive clusterfuck of games throughout the season which will draw a lot of complaints
on 0-0 correct score @ 9 in the humble lions game, plzzz
>>64075644
You know when you start typing things out twice its getting too late and you need your bed
Night /bet/ x
>go large on unders in Dallas/Redskins game
>Sean Lee gets hurt literally the next play
why is life filled with such suffering
>>64075656
Took Humble Lions win about 15 mins into the game so I figure between you and me its basically guaranteed to end either 1-0 to Arnett Gardens or 1-1
>>64075751
10 unbearable minutes
ayy
>>64076110
Unlucky m8
>>64076241
its fine for me, put a nice amount on o0.5 @ 3
why should anyone bet on cowboys
Up so much backing unders every quarter
>412 posts
>40 posters
kek, nice "community"
>>64077106
>64 unique ips
kek, nice "reading ability"
>>64077106
can't you read? there's 64 posters
fugg, why did I end up betting on redskins
>>64077478
addiction
>the city of desean jackson
I'm going to be up so much fucking money on unders
>Jason Garret is LITERALLY STUPID enough to score a touchdown there
holy shit, fuck me sideways.
Fucking nigger. Had some on the game going to ot.
Jason Garrett should straight be fired if the cowboys lose. That's Andy Reid^10 clock management scoring the touchdown there.
IMAGINE BEING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO BE THE HEAD COACH OF A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM AND YOU GO FOR THE TOUCHDOWN THERE WHEN YOU HAVE A GUARANTEED (GUARANTEED) WIN IF YOU JUST KNEEL IT
>>64077988
And now this nigger just killed my unders. I'm definitely a blood now.
>C U C K B O Y S
>>64078193
>>64077971
What happened?
>>64078409
The cowboys had the ball on the redskins 10 yard line due to the dumbest runback/fumble of all time by Desean Jackson (he seriously ran it backwards 20 yards and fumbled) with only a minute and a half left. All Jason had to do was kneel it until 10 seconds left and kick a chip shoit to end it 12-9. Instead he goes for the immediate TD and leaves 1:14 on the clock for the Skins. They throw a dragon to Desean who redeems himself and ties it 16-16. Then the Cowboys get a long runback and convert two passes to get into field goal range and win it 19-16.
Unders absolutely blasted in 90 seconds after watching 3 hours of completely futile play. I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS RIGHT NOW.
>>64078644
Seriously, if Desean wasn't such a nigger I would be up so much.
>betting on animals
>>64078716
>racism
>>64078716
>>64078745
>betting on animals
>response comes from a trip with an animal name
hmmmmmmmmm
>>64078716
I went special on it once it hit u32.5 holy fucking shit I thought that was the safest bet I'd made in a month.
They scored 18 points 58:30 seconds into the game and I lost on under 32.5. I can't even spake.... just can't
Who /ready for utter disappointment again/ here?
>>64078897
>tfw LSU is in the fucking Texas Bowl
>going to lose money in bowl season
Just want this miserable season to end please
>>64078926
I got you covered senpai. Follow me to riches
>>64078926
>>64078979
We're going to make so much fucking money it will be unreal
>>64078716
>>64078644
not following metaknight's tips...you see what happens?
>>64079437
That was a good bet based on solid football knowledge, I don't care what you say. If Jason Garrett wasn't a complete and utter moron the game would have ended with 21 points scored.
>>64079437
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>>64079437
We were on unders you retard
lads, lads, lads. everyone knows lumping on unders is the easiest way to lose money. learn from your mistakes.
and don't think these tips are going to be free forever. enjoy your free trial lads LOL
>>64079606
I hate you with the fury of 1,000 suns.
>>64079655
Don't reply to him, he feeds off (You)s
alright, well i apologize if i've hurt anyone's feelings. please don't be upset with me /bet/ i am enjoying this little community i've stumbled upon. let's just share tips and win/lose money together.
That being said, what is THE bet for Tuesday?
>>64068831
Hey boys,
I'm new to /bet/ but i like ur memes.
Pls post more in PST time so I can enjoy, and learn to fit in. Maybe one day I can post my sweet NBA bets, cya
>>64079792
>share tips and lose/lose money
ftfy
Here's a tip guys (pls be gentle). I'm going to be using it as my pre-match bet for the 365 in play offer.
Over 4.5 Cards in Wolfsburg v Man United @ 1.8
Man United need to win to be sure they'll go through and Wolfsburg need to not lose to be sure they'll go through, making it an important match for both teams so tensions will be high. Both sides could go through with a draw but that would be dependent on PSV not beating CSKA (who have been in terrible form lately) and as both games happen at the same time it's unlikely either side will be playing for the draw.
The referee is Milorad Mažić who is quite strict - he's given out an average of 4.4 cards in all the games he's refereed over the last 2 years and an average of 5.3 cards in all the games he's ever refereed in the Champion's or Europa League.
There were 5 cards in the meeting between the two at old trafford a couple of months ago and now with more at stake I think it's likely to go similarly here.
Personally think the line should be 5.5
>>64080087
why not just bet on a player that wont play as fgs so you get a completely risk free bet
>>64080169
I was going to go for Schneiderlin FGS but I was waiting for news confirming he was out, but then I fell asleep and when I woke up he'd been taken off the list. I guess Paddy McNair is an option but he was fit enough to travel with the squad so he could still play, can't see anyone else on the list that is injured or quite doubtful to play
>>64071730
/bet/ trivia: I invented "begone child"
>follow all of Jamborees tips and go up £3000 overall
>after he got exposed, been following Simons tips with the same £100 stake
>lost the last 30 bets, check site and he hasn't updated hit total profit/loss
wtf man
Golden State ML @ 1.44
V A L U E
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>>64074892
Pmsl
Anyone know a proxy that works with 4chan? Want to use a rare flag to set me apart from other brit anons but don't want to be a tripfag
Keep an eye on the slags 70 min match. 20 mins played and u3.5 is a tempting 1.80. Don't have good info about the match itself.
>>64081134
watched the last slags match and thought the same thing. u3.5 lost
>>64081146
I smacked it. Price is falling so fast I will be able to cash out for profit in about two minutes.
>>64081159
gl paddy, I'm staying away from this shite desu.
thingken of potential wins
1111111111
666666666
10101010101010
>Mackers is an Islam lover
77777777777
Up so much
7777777777
>>64081251
>He's right
Ironi Or Yehuda's goalkeeper still hasn't turned up pmsl, they should just put an outfield player in goal rather than waiting for him to arrive.
88888888
Beyond sums
>>64080971
>-5.5 spread against the pacers
is this a trick? Do people think PG and hill can outchuck curry and the entire dubs team?
>>64081316
Bookies clueless, it's like they don't even know warriors are undefeated
>>64081322
to be fair though, no human force can stop them
>>64081185
Thank you for your good luck wishes ausbro.
Begging Rodyna, too much on, thought they would shorten, please
>>64081442
My max lay on them increased overnight
panic
>>64081442
>>64081446
Post slip so I can laugh when they lose
>>64081442
Nice start, c'mon
>>64081442
>2015
The year Euan stole Christmas
What's the info on Rodyna?
>gambling is making lawn bowls fun
Got on Brown to win the set at $1.50
>1.83
HABBENING
>>64081463
Retards memeing it to try and get a better price on Ternopolchanka, Rodyna isn't a bet so don't waste your money backing them.
>>64081475
They look good on rball though, had a tenner on win
>>64081463
Euan seen an interview were coach said they wanted to win this match and were hyped
This is what we base our sheckls on
>>64081489
5 minutes of rball means nothing, + is the bet and don't let any penny punting part timing pseudos convince you otherwise
Euan you monster
cunts should get on danny brown. simon skellington looks like shit and resorts to hail marys.
>slag game possibly ending 0-0
Are Notts County in administration yet?
>>64081567
LMAO who told u that was happening mate
>>64081579
>he doesn't know
Pmsl at the slugs backing Astana U19 + because Gala are resting a couple, imagine being this deluded lmao. Ends 6-0+
>Still 0-0
Walking the dog, heads gone, my gran is going to think I'm a melt
>>64081589
Do the whole beady eyes, worldie etc thing mate I love it.
lads lads lads ;)
Rebacking Rodyna, this can't be beaten
>>64081631
I'm large on Ternopol +0.25 and DC
>>64081631
Trading out, imagine trusting Euan
He's nowhere to be seen
>that suspend
EUAN!!!!
MY DICK!!!
RODYNA SURREAL
UP INSANE
CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON THE MENU!
GETTING DOMINOS FOR BREAKFAST
>>64081634
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
CLUELESS
*laughs*
Euan?
>>64081651
>>64081659
Game isn't over you cretin, Rodyna don't win this
E U A N
U
A
N
>>64081663
pmsl no chance Rodyna throw this away, Euan said they'll win.
>He wasn't on
>He was on the other side
>He's going to lose money on the bet of the month
HAHAHAHA
>>64081669
Would love to test your greasy little chin, you penny punting slug
>>64081674
Meet me at the park at 6. I'll be wearing the yellow t-shirt. You brittle boned little meff.
Rebacking Ternopil
>>64081684
Just made space in my diary for your chin check
EUAN PARK IS HAVING A PARTY
BRING YOUR RODYNA AND YOUR CHARLIE
>missing the fix
>>64081674
Sorry pal, too UAC to hear you
SO SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
EUAN IS BACK BABY
>>64081691
>having a diary
Ok Anne Frank
Absolute oceans on Rodyna win, can't stop shaking
tfw betsson doesnt carry rodyna
>All these Euan posts without his trip on
zzz
MOUNTAINS
>>64081724
PMSL
What price was Rodyna at KO?
>>64081732
Evens
>>64081732
1.4 backed in from 2.1 by Euan and his mates.
>>64081738
Cheers
>>64081740
zzzzz
Euan = king
But who is the queen?
What is your longest winning streak ?
>>64071194
Reminder that Euan wasn't shrewd enough to get on Rodyna
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Euan shitposting as anon again, posting on twitter too so no excuses this time
>>64081756
Jasmine Pereira or Emma Rolston
Anyone looked into the u19 tournament with Rad Belgrad playing now?
BOOOOOOM just got in from my walk, didn't think they could do it but what a performance from the Rodyna girls. Thank you so much Euan, will probably stop betting for the year now, doubt they'll be a better bet in 2015. UP A CUNT.
>>64081795
Stop being a bitter little worm. Maybe if you tripped and tipped we would celebrate your name too.
>>64081798
>>64081801
Please have sex Euan
Need Notts County administration like a AIR. Put too much on this.
>>64081816
Cashed out already desu senpai. Price drop was enough to cover losses
>>64081634
>>64081663
Tears buddy
FUCK DAC, they removed the other game early this morning too and that finished 5-0
>>64081841
http://wfpl.com.ua/protokol/?id_matche=2194
Made me check fair play
>RODYNA
Galatasaray -1.75 BET OF THE YEAR, penny punting + backers won't know what hit them
>>64081841
Gave me the fright of my life there mate. Scared the cat, hope you're proud of yourself.
Why haven't they payed out yet? Plz don't tell me it's voided
>>64081854
Newnes is on +
>>64081859
Denmark? More like HENmark with all this clucking away.
>>64081865
I don't understand
Galatasaray -1.5 is insane, what are these + slugs thinking?
>>64081861
>not calling him Fat Tom
>>64081873
A hen is a female chicken.
So rodyna won?
>>64081877
Post slip
Newnes surreal
What is the pre match Bet for the Man United game liddos. Need a goalscorer to be void like AIR
>>64081896
Why so that you can claim inspect element? No slug!
>>64081896
Really? Never seen you post a slip here, you penny punting part time pseudo shitposting slimy little slug.
>>64081902
>he didn't get on Euan's WORLD tip last night
I added a new slug to my collection his name is Euan. *laughs*
>>64081918
Nope, was with the girlfriend last night m80. Anyone?
Imagine being Euan, /bet/ literally revolves around you and all the slug anons fight for your attention.
>>64081854
are you watching the match?
>>64081928
90% of Euanposting is him as anon
>>64081928
We do need a few more trips don't we?
11111111111
>>64081937
Yes. But not clueless Aussies or mug britanons
>>64081877
FUCK, I missed this, only got on -3.5/-4.0 pre
>>64081937
More like a few less
22222222
>>64081928
Euan is about 1/10th as shrewd as Joe, BT and J West, he can't even profit in Asia and large staking man and shitposting guy who feels bad about starving kids are much shrewder than him. This is why he has to post as anon about himself to try and gain a following.
>>64081953
>le Euan isn't shrewd meme
Zzzzzzzzzzz
>>64081951
>le miserable Danish man
>>64081965
Go to reddit if you're into upvoting
>>64081953
1/10th the personality too
>>64081953
Wish large staking man and shitposting guy who feels bad about starving kids would trip up. Reckon one of them is BT/Joe
>>64081971
Go to reddit if you're into downvoting.
>>64081948
Well then we are out of luck because pseudo shrewdies don't want to be exposed as such and want to carry on shitposting
>>64081951
Whats wrong with trips on /bet/?
33333333
>>64081973
Slag one is clearly BT, definitely him who mentioned PSG the other day and could tell him from the age/occupation etc posts everyone did
Is it too early to speculate about CL matches
>>64081986
Yeah thought as much, why did he stop tripping?
>>64081989
No, what's on your mind?
Imagine parting with your money based on 5 minutes of rball, imagine thinking some local street urchins have any sort of footballing ability, imagine not being on -1.25, imagine actually taking the +
pmsl, profiting in asia is piss easy
>>64081994
its not him, BT is taking a break because he's doing a masters
>>64081998
Atlético-Benfica over2,5 and City-Gladbach to draw, got some doubts on those for tonight. Mostly on City-Gladbach, City could pull off a win by 1 too.
Reminder that tripfags in ANY thread, on ANY board, are pure cancer.
>>64081980
Their shitposting is pure shitposting whereas Lithuania and Albania where funny. Flatanon, Belgiumbro and Devilsfag where consistently good trippers. Now it's all one big swirl of bad trips+(forced)gimmicks
>>64081973
Yeah they should, easy to impersonate. Little chance of getting doxxed if they just carry on posting like usual.
>>64082037
The shitposting is a way of weeding out the shrewdies from the slugs, only the shrewdies are able to see through it for the good bets
>>64082033
>trusting someone who is literally anonymous with your money
Tripping makes sense on /bet/ and there is no other way about it
KURT DRAGO WANTS £200 ON BIRKIRKARA -4
>>64082047
That's the problem with them. Their rate of post w. tips is much lower than the old ones while their rate of posts w.o. tips is much higher.
Albania was funny because he went way over the line. The current trippers just go right past the line which makes them annoying and not funny.
I couldn't tell if Rodyna was a bet or not, the large staking guy was supposedly on the other team
Any good bets for Wolfsburg v United?
>>64082086
Ask reddit.
>>64082037
Clearly clueless. No idea why you bother coming here if this place is so shit
>>64082009
City have been shit tbf, why Benfica overs? Madrid don't usually run up the score
>>64082114
Benfica has two key defensive players out because of injury, and their defensive sector is very poor compared to their offense. Besides, Madrid need to win in order to get to 1st place, while Benfica only needs to draw. Benfica are strong at home and will be looking to score once or twice for their fans.
>>64082107
You probably like generals too and think WWE is a sport.
/bet/ has gone downwards just like spee. But only mods can change spee whereas a common consensus amongst /bet/ will do
>>64082133
Love to test your skin
>>64082047
Tripfags are a necessary evil but the amount of shitposting they do as anon is probably quite high. Anons and tripfags are both guilty of posting for the sake of getting (You) replies. Obviously the goal of each thread should be to be profitable either by teaching shrewdness, sharing tips (inb4 muh edge) or the discussion of potential bets. Aftertiming is a shit gimmick but the posting of slips along with aftertiming is more credible.
>>64082152
>Obviously the goal of each thread should be to be profitable either by teaching shrewdness, sharing tips (inb4 muh edge) or the discussion of potential bets
Spoken like a true slug.
>>64082152
You're the wisest man on /bet/
Man City u19 -1.5 looks good desu
Kurt is advising a reback on Birkirkara but -3 this time from 1-0 up, says they're completely dominating and Kirkop struggling for players midweek.
>>64082133
>wah wah wah why can't /bet/ be exactly how I want it
I never leave /bet/ lid. You never answered the question of why do you even come here?
>>64082212
It's literally in the end of the post. But here's your (You) I guess you where looking for.
>Not on Gladbach +1.5 because of rball
boring desu
>>64082232
I've stopped looking at rball, I'm a better gambler for it.
Need another Astana collapse
>>64082282
THIS
>>64082174
Shitposting and aftertiming more to your liking? Thank fuck not everybody thinks like you. The truth is if /bet/ was more organised it would be a lot shrewder. We have people who can attend random obscure games, who can read different languages and people with edges in different sports (dota, boxing, horse racing for example). We could allocate different matches to stream so we don't miss as much. This won't happen however, when I get my 5 figure roll I would be inclined to move in with some like minded shrewdies and see if we can manage to live the shrewd life.
Need a Galatasaray goal like AIR
Rebacking -0.5. These street urchins will be absolutely knackered, they've defended all game, probably on empty stomachs. I'm disgusted by how much I'm going to win, I only need one measly Galatasaray goal, so easy.
>>64082339
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Never seen you contribute anything worthy
-0.5 is above evens. I actually laughed out loud. How clueless can people be.
Gala goal when?
>>64082346
Just today u3.5 winner at 1.80 this morning and Sunday mainstream special stake of -1 ah corners for Liverpool @1.825. Funnily enough the same bet appeared independently of mine on r/soccerbetting. 2/2 quality not quantity. Et tu lid?
shaking at the amount I will lose if Gala don't get at least another goal
>>64082339
Hope you realise everyone with an ounce of shrewdness left for their own group so they didn't have to spoonfeed people like you.
Tears at mugs needing another goal. -1.25 or -1.5 from 0-0 were the bets, silly addicts. Hope it wins though, penny punting slugs on + deserve to lose.
K I N G
U
R
T
DOWN
AND
CONCERNED
UTTER DAC ON KURT DRAGO AND GALA
FUMING
FHSANDHKASJ.KD
heads gone
Chasing so hard I feel like the I'm going back in time
Imagine gambling again today after that WORLD Rodyna tip, just the £50 free Manu bet for me lids xx.
So deep on unders in Juventus v Sevilla u19. A draw suits both
>>64082540
ON with the pace of a wounded slug
New thread needed
Should be Euan edition
Wow rodyna surreal
Thanks euan
>>64082540
HOLD.
wtb?
is gambling addiction the worst addiction a man can have?
KURT
>>64082718
No. Any drug would be worse.
need and addict bet like AIR
KURT DRAGO DAC
Just checked all the bets I have on Arsenal to qualify. Absolutely shaking.
>>64082799
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>64082785
Gormless bellend
>>64082540
H U P
>shane phelan
wut to do
>notts county still not in administration
???
What's everyone betting on today /bet/? I need to recover my losses from that stupid nfl game last night. 2 fucking touchdowns in the last 2 minutes...unreal
Lads, I've just discovered what pesto is today and that it's really popular apparently. Are my mates right in thinking that makes me a weirdo? I'm 22.
>>64083028
Wait for in play handball bets. Some games just started.
>>64083057
Honestly I couldn't explain what it is. It sounds like some Italian thing though.
>>64083057
Pesto had it's uprising 4-5 years ago, now it's not anything people talk about anymore but people still use it.
Quite expensive though
>>64083057
I only discovered it properly when I went to uni, rarely cooked for myself until then.
>>64083057
It's just fancy cheese
>>64083074
same, I always liked the sun-dried tomato version
Someone said to me yesterday "anon check out this new app I have on my phone, you need to get this!!!!11"
It was Spotify
>>64082086
Cameron Jackson to take one up the bum
>>64083091
No harm done
KURT DRAGO WANTS A MAX BET ON RAIDERS LUXOL WOMEN -1.25
>>64083133
111111111111111111
Wtb on t&t vs Jamaica?
How shrewd is Kurt compared to other well known gamblers/trips?
>>64083166
Far shrewder than Euan for sure
>>64083166
Kurt isn't shrewd, just gormless
>>64083178
Goes without saying liddo
>You will never be shrewd and come from a foreign country where there's lots of value
>>64083194
well at least you aren't poor
>>64083194
A guy from Vestsjælland just admitted he took 450.000 DKK in order to loose a game.
KURT DRAGO SO SO SHREWD
>>64083228
Bubblegum baby zzz
>>64083273
zzzzzzzz Kurt profits in Asia. Please have sex.
>>64083223
Link please
this kurt meme is zzzzzz
>>64083295
Who are you? His fucking spokesman? Do one you cunt, couldn't care less what he's putting his grubby fivers on. Stupid slug.
>>64083306
www.bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/tyskere-tilstaar-matchfixing-i-superligaen/
IVAN DRAGO WANTS 20K ON ROCKY
Been sent home from work early today lads. Boss said if I'm going to mope around the place all day I may as well go home.
Tried to tell him I can't get over the NZ slags but he was having none of it.
>>64083337
@kurtdrago
Shrewd, bad loser but loves football.
>>64083323
zzzzzzzzz I'm giving you his tips for free you fucking slug.
>>64083359
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_IV
>>64083355
I feel you bro. Barely eaten since then, I keep replaying those added minutes over and over in my head. How could the ref possibly think it was a bad pass? And the free kick itself? I'm quite forcibly shaking as I type this, I think it will take me a few years to fully get over what happened. Is there any chance we could get the result overruled? I'm sure if the NZ FA saw what happened they could rule out that final goal from the history books.
>>64083355
>You will never see this level of bad refereeing again in your life
>>64083372
Didn't mean to quote sorry pal x
>>64083369
Cheers lid
https://twitter.com/search?q=kurt%20drago&src=typd
Melt.
>>64083369
Nobody wants them you melt, get the fuck outta here you piece of shit. Run along now you fucking meff head.
http://www.skybluestalk.co.uk/threads/25793-Kurt-Drago
>Kurt Drago will never play for Cov
>>64083406
Post last 3 bets WITH slips
You wouldn't happen to be the pseudo shrewdie shitposter who needs to have sex would you?
How do I actually join Kurt's group?
>>64083428
[1:0] Hibernian U20 -VS- Inverness CT U20
Hibernian U20 [0.0] @ 1.82 EU
SCOTLAND DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE U20
FT Handicap
[0:0] Manchester City U19 -VS- Borussia Monchengladbach U19
Borussia Monchengl... [1.25] @ 2.01 EU
UEFA YOUTH LEAGUE U19
FT Handicap
[0:0] Sevilla U19 -VS- Juventus U19
UNDER [1.5] @ 1.88 EU
UEFA YOUTH LEAGUE U19
FT Over/Under
>you will never test smithlid2014's chin
this angers me
>>64083476
Just as I thought. Now begone you grubby cretin
>>64083499
>Stealing my gimmick
Good to see people agree, guy is a melt of the highest order. Depressing reading his twitter.
>>64083521
not stealing it mate, just really like it and didnt feel it was necessary to give credit.
reckon he defo posts here too, or used to at least.
Malmo u19 +1 from here. Real don't score 4.
>>64083559
nv I got on at 1.775 then it suspended and came back at 1.55 so not much point now
How much is Kurt Drago's group?
NEW THREAD
>>64083592
>>64083592
>>64083592
>>64083585
only a fiver a month atm liddo.
