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Best team from London versus the best team from Merseyside.
Get in and shitpost.
>>64067944
>best team from Merseyside.
this game should be ok right?
Super allllllll
>>64067960
good filename
>Dutch bait
gg tbqh wit u famly
>watching non top 4 teams
No thanks
>>64067964
meh
>Super monday
>Everton - Crystal Palace
when will they stop this
>Alan Smith
fuck sake
>>64067988
West Ham aren't in the top four Paul.
Palace & btts
>>64067992
It's MNF you seething freshcunt
>>64068007
same
>best team from london
that would be arsenal you idiot
>best team from merseyside
that would be liverpool dumbass
The fact that so many books still name the Shearer as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" striker ever only tells you how far the EPL stilI is from becoming a serious leauge. La Liga critics have long recognized that the greatest players of all times are Zidane and maradona, who were not the most rich or top scorers of their times, let alone of all times. Football critics rank the highly controversial Zidane over other footballers who were highly popular in and around Europe. EPL critics are still blinded by commercial success. Shearer scored more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. La Liga critics grow up watching a lot of lot of La Liga of the past, Bundesliga critics grow up watching a lot of bundesliga of the past. EPL critics are often totally ignorant of the past, they barely know who Kevin Keegan was. No wonder they will think that Shearer did anything worthy of being saved.
Why is this a derby?
does soccer have trick plays?
Come on Everton
>>64068052
who said it was
>>64068052
everton owners moved their franchise to london last week
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64068052
memes
>>64068052
derby of most plastic clubs
>>64068085
This isn't Chelsea and city
Should these kits be allowed?
>boalasi
>>64068085
El Plastico is Chelsea vs City though.
>>64068085
>says a Liverpool/Arsenal fan
>you now remember baines
shame moyes didnt buy him for 30m
>>64068107
Its a weird clash, but it's ok
>>64068118
I thought it was El Cashico
>>64068107
literally no
>>64068107
its weird, palace are using their home shorts. Usually its all white. Would that really have clashed?
been impressed with what iv seen of wickham
>>64068062
yes.
sometimes someone will step up as if to take a free-kick...
but then a totally different player kicks the ball instead!
madmen!
>>64068131
Oh maybe it is, I dunno now.
>>64068121
Tell me about Baines
>>64068148
wickham more like lick him
two most plastic teams are man u and Liverpool
what a fun game this is looking to be desu
how much would it realistically cost for someone to purchase barkley __right__now__?
How's my nigga Funes Mori doing at Everton?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Barkley is such shit how does this twat have a cap at all for us
>>64068175
50m
Barkley should have taken a touch first instead of going for that
>>64068175
40m
>oooh
>>64068169
That's a wierd way of spelling Chelsea
>>64068175
£42.5m lad
>>64068185
>that post
>that flag
KEK
>>64068175
without English tax, 7m lb. English tax + Everton delusion, 25m lb
rooney is at the match. Rooney to Palace when?
>>64068221
>rooney_thinking_about_food.png
which team is which?
>>64068221
kai is kawie :)
I want Palace to go down and QPR to come up
What ever happened to Mirallas?
I honestly thought I muted the TV until the commentator started talking again
Everton are pretty good considering how shit they are
>>64068266
Transfer to City and trains with the youth team
Who's qter Kells
>>64068221
>baked potato and new potato
>>64068285
lol
>>64068254
ill put it in to terms you'll understand
The team with the mayonnaise shirts(the white stuff in your burger) is crystal palace
The team in the pepsi shirt ( that soft drink you guzzle when you don't have coke) is Everton
Got it?!?
>>64068260
>wanting QPR back
John Stones is a better dribbler than Sterling
>>64068283
or Terri?
>>64068260
i like you
>not supporting the team in blue and white
>>64068296
Thanks
>>64068303
the choice is obvious
If we get an NFL team can we ship Crystal Palace off to the USA?
bolasie is class
why is he still at cp?
Howard still makes good saves?
>>64068283
>>64068303
team kells here
I wish they would have scored there god that would have been hilarious
>>64068341
wants to be part of somthing speical rather then sit at the bench at a top 4 club
>>64068336
>Crystal palace will finally get the b52 flyover they've always dreamed of
Palace score first soon and we could have a cracker
>>64068341
He's very inconsistent. Zaha seems more reliable
everton team tekker. stones skinned like 3 people, barkley done 2 earlier and deloflu just done 3 people
>>64068372
palace fan here
its the other way round, but neither are them are particularly consistent
Deufolue has some tekkers tBh.
Deulofeu pretty good 2bh
>>64068380
and lukaku just lost possession because of a heavy touch
Do you think he plucks his eyebrows?
>>64068399
lukaku is an exception becos he is athletic
>>64068380
>deloflu
What was that announcement?
fug
KA-POW
How the fuck was that not in
>dat tekkers
unlucky la
>>64068406
They are pretty fabulous.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT POST
>Commence operation Goodison exercise
W-what does it mean lads?
>PA system: "commence operation goodison [something]"
what kind of conspiracy is happening right now at goodison park?
>operation goodison exercise
What the fuck?
>>64068428
Purging of Liverpool fans.
every fucking year evrton have the loudest PS system wtf
His 100th appearance?
Where has the time gone
>>64068437
>>64068436
>>64068417
really people
trolly p
>>64068428
they're going through the crowd and kicking out non-liverpool residents.
>>64068394
>>64068394
>>64068394
Panorama thread for anyone interested
>>64068436
>>64068428
>>64068417
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>64068428
>>64068437
They march on Anfield after the game
>>64068437
>>64068436
>>64068428
>>64068417
probably meant to go to the security officers walkies, false flag "training exercise" confirmed
>operation goodison exercise
>Lukaku hits the post
whats going on
>>64068458
Why would you show it during a game?
I'll watch later in the week
>Kone
>Commence operation Goodison
W-what's going on lads
ALL CLEAR LADS
>all clear operation goodison exercise.
dat city 17 voice tho
>copying operation anfield exercise
embarrassing
it's ok operation goodison exercise is all clear
panic over
>>64068428
i think it's a mandatory fitness exercise they do in the 20th minute to keep the fans fit and healthy
It's all clear lads, we beat the terrorists
ALL CLEAR OPERATION GOODISON EXERCISE
GOALS INBOUND LADS
>>64068496
heh i love half life as well man
ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR ALL CLEAR
>>64068478
Magnets
Sounds like something out of a Bond movie desu
>>64068503
USA USA USA USA USA
>goodison exercise
spooky af
they do that PA announcement every game I've seen Everton on TV
Is this a library lads?
>>64068503
Mussos btfo
there is an australian on the field what the fuck?
>>64068522
GOBALL GABBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>64068521
reminds me of this poster
>>64068534
no it's a soccer stadium. or as you may call it in the uk, a football ground
>>64068534
most soulless ground in the country
>mfw operation goodison exercise has commenced
>>64068540
There's also an american, an Irishman and an argie. Basically your average /Fifa/
>>64068560
>>96
CONTINUE WITH THE OPERATION
>>64068554
Self aware British humor t b h
>>64068560
Still louder than Emirates
>>64068560
worse than mk dons?
Has anybody scored yet?
>>64068554
pretty sure this sign is a piss take
>>64068582
me, with ya mam ya daft cunt.
>>64067960
>fake shitizen
>>64068554
Nice! Love retro art like this
>>64068585
I dunno 2bh, I've seen signs on buses say stuff like "It's easy to spot an inspector, they look just like you".
>>64068561
Based contract nonce
>>64068592
I'll take that as a no then
>>64068585
>piss take
>that flag
Kill yourself.
>>64068577
>>64068585
>oi m8 remember how we're an oppressed police state
>yeah m8 tip top sarcastic banter
>god save the queen
>god save the queen
Martin Tyler, such a mischievous man, what will he think of next.
Lads what if operation goodison exercise is a time altering operation , that made a alternate reality where lukaku missed and muslims now take over the world
>That answer
>>64068616
>2015
>not taking pisses
>>64068633
But, lukaku did miss..
anyone got tips for some half decent tv series to watch before you go to sleep? just finished always sunny
>lost to my friend every week in fantasy league so far
>he's 10 points ahead right now
>he has no players left to play and I have Lukaku
come on you big belgian bastard
Deulofeu was bought for 4.2m
Barcelona can buy him back for 6.3m
I fully expect Barcelona to ransom money from Everton this summer to not activate the buy back clause
are these people not embarrassed that they're so quiet?
most football matches are boring as fuck, and the only way to get through them is to chant and sing.
do all these inbreds sitting genuinely enjoy what they're seeing?
>>64068646
life and times of tim
So Stones is staying?
>>64068633
>my face when every decision we make creates another time line
>my face when we live in the very worse one
>no face
>>64068646
Community is decent
>>64068585
It wasn't.
>>64068644
we are in the alternate reality right now
>>64068649
>4.2
>Raheem was 50
fucking ayy
>>64068633
>>64068644
sh-it
i guess dubs 3 times in a row confirms this
>>64068649
That's if StepoverBoy wanted to go back.
>less wages
>no 1st team football
>loaned out again
That said, Spanish chicks and hot weather.
>>64068662
>tfw born into the war universe
Everton look like a fun team
Stones has been so good this season, wonder how much he'll be bought for
>>64068686
>tfw born in universe with nothing to explore
>>64068651
If you don't like football why even go to games, you could just stay in the pub.
Also the answer is old people.
>>64068662
Its not the very worst one, because you're here
>>64068686
>tfw darkest timeline
>>64068695
Money can't buy you Stones
>>64068260
fuck off seppo
>>64068695
£60 to Barca
>>64068707
thanks you too
>>64068715
tongue my bung, limey bitch.
>>64068719
chelsea will throw 45m at him in jan, mark my words
>not asking Pardew for a wave while it's so quiet
john stones is literally just ok
>>64068745
and stones will reject them and sign with Leicester
>boring comatose drawfests with clowns showing off and passing endlessly in the middle of the field
>no determined play to win whatsoever
>english """""""""""""""premier"""""""""""""""" league
>>64068683
I don't think they need him, but they could buy back and sell on. Kinda like the Alderweireld deal past summer
>>64068760
'no'
>>64068760
Pleb
>>64068763
might nip off at half time and watch netflix. what do you recommend lads?
>>64068760
>john stones is literally just ok
>>64068798
suicide
>monday night games
>ever being entertaining
>>64068798
Show or movie?
What are you in the mood for
>>64068798
Friday Night Lights
>>64068809
LOL UR SO KOOL DO EPIK WINZ LOLOLOLOL SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS. 1/5 VOTES NEEDED TO ARCHIVE. EPIC POWNAGE
decent game
>>64068778
>>64068784
>he's young so we'll exaggerate how good he is
>>64068764
my point is that Delofeu wouldn't necessarily want to move. And if he doesn't then buy back clause or not it doesn't happen.
>yes..i'm implying Del would turn down Barca to stay at Everton
>>64068637
thats gay as fuck and now funny
>>64068798
what's a netflix? does it have full HD blu ray movies like on my torrents?
>>64068809
not seen that, is it any good?
>>64068814
any. thinking i might watch that bill murray christmas thing. but something comfy
>>64068819
based. already seen it
When will this Barkley meme end
>>64068812
West Brom v Everton second half
>>64068812
>your slut mother
>everyone going in balls deep
>Dross Barkley
>>64068839
Can't think of anything comfy
Really enjoying Fargo right now, but I don't know if that's your sorta thing
am I banned?
how much can you get paid to be one of those lads who sprawls out on the pitch in a yellow coat?
>>64068847
It's over, unless he scores, then he's goat.
>>64068867
Yes
guys im not so sure that i will stay for the second half
>>64068763
That is what betting is for la
Got money on under 3.5 cards
am I quads?
>>64068637
>If only we had a manager like >Moyes
I wonder if he still feels the same way
>Liverpool 'champions elect la' will be behind Everton after tonight's game
kek
>>64068888
Noice
>>64068867
You should be.
Who /wankafterthis/ here?
>>64068838
yes it has Ultra-HD (4K) programming
>>64068893
Got my finals this week, no wank until I'm done studying for the day
>>64068893
Already showered
>>64068867
You could just go to 4chan.org/banned
A question for everton fans:
Is Deulofeu any good?
>>64068893
check out this porn studio m8
http://darkfetishnet.com/Psycho2010/albums/
It's half time, post Kells.
>>64068875
stay
steeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
dont goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDD
>>64068829
I understand your point. I don't think he'd be eager to return to Barcelona either, he's probably disillusioned with them. But you never know what teams may come knocking, everton won't truly know peace as long as that buyback clause is there
>>64068893
Why don't just go outside and find a girl?
>>64068920
post the one where she gets blacked by the human choc-ice, ian wright
>>64068910
Decent occasionally but most of the time he is shite.
>>64068932
because i'm ugly as shit
>>64068934
Fuck off Jermaine, wax lyrical somewhere else.
>>64068932
that's harassment
>>64068932
whoa
>bet365 advert
>ray winstone in pub sat on his own
>betting on number of corners on mobile phone
>this is not supposed to look pathetic
anyone like butt stuff
>>64068946
same ;__;
i've still fucked quite a few girls but its taken a lot of effort and lucky circumstances
What you listening to lads?
>>64068964
but m8, he gambles responsibly.
>>64068946
So? If you aren't dumb/awkward you can do it.
>>64068964
git ya mums mobile numba ready
>>64068922
>>64068935
What I've thought.
It has always been public that he has an attitude problem. God complex. I hoped he had solved it but I see it's not the case.
>>64068932
what the fuck
>>64068964
that ad is shit, and betting is for wankers
>>64068969
exit only for me
>>64068981
>lot of effort
>lucky circumstances
rape is wrong
>>64068922
Other teams are an entirely different matter. But the buyback is no longer relevant in that case - and there's probably another clause saying if Barca exercise it then they can't flog him on straight away without paying more.
At least I'd hope so....
>>64068983
yer mam, she's a right screamer
>>64068983
I gamble irresponsibly when I shoot my sperm army into your mum
>>64068992
I'm not dumb or awkward, people insist that i'm smart and funny, but being ugly is a bigger setback than you think
>>64069019
>>64069020
lads, please, ;_;
>>64069005
this on all 3 counts
netherlands- 1
engkeks- 0
who /depressed/ here?
>>64068983
B O R I S
O
R
I
S
>>64068983
Listening to this lad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREoSPYVsYs
>>64068983
>but m8, he gambles responsibly.
>gambles responsibly on phone
>top bants with the lads on tapatalk
>cheeky nandos takeaway for one
>>64069026
It isn't. I'm ugly, even for Peruvian standards, and still got pussy all my life. Do you even try? Or are you are depressed or something?
>>64069038
gotta join you there fella. i aint been a good frame of mind for like a year now
>>64069038
>no longer neet
>no time for depression
>just going insane instead
At least the qt at work is nice to me.
>>64069038
Canada is a cancer killing me
>>64069050
good lad
>>64069062
I try, but I guess i'm just unlucky as well. And really fucking ugly
>>64069062
>implying it's difficult for a gay guy to get laid
not that impressive
>>64069069
>>64069070
>>64069071
suck it up
>>64069062
m8 all the brits on spee are depressed losers, myself included
don't let our 'banter' fool you, we are all fucking loosers here that are ugly and cant speak to girls and dont have any friends
>>64069091
ur mum sucks it up m8
>>64068949
too HD for me
>>64069062
what are peruvian grills like?
>>64069103
at least were happy
>>64069071
Must be nice living in a first world country with actual women
>>64069071
>>64069069
>>64069038
get yerselves into the doctor and explain the situation, try and get some professional help in the form of CBT or similar. it's hard work but there's a way out and there's plenty of people like you, don't give up and try to find motivation to get through the day, lads. there's always hope :)
>>64069125
fuck off
>>64069091
why you being mean lad
>>64069124
choc ice flag!!!
Based Kev.
>>64069124
>That flag
Seen any illegal Nepalese workers fall of the stadiums today?
>>64069124
do women have to wear burqas in qatar?
>>64069125
>CBT
>cock and ball torture
Could help, desu.
>>64069139
it's ok, if you have mental health issues then you should try and get help too. it's not the stigma it once was, mate.
>>64069142
if you think that's mean then you really must be depressed
my sympathy *ruffles anons hair*
1-0 Palace 2bh lads.
>>64069172
No but only the elite, rich men get the beautiful one. That anons best case is getting a used up fuckhole who couldn't get one of them to commit.
gunna be some epic bants when lukaku, stones and dealofauauou leave poverton
>>64069184
inb4 lukaku scores @49'
>>64069199
confirmed
>>64069183
>*
this should be a bannable offence
>>64069038
Here.
Shit job and no prospects, more bothered about that nowadays than the repulsiveness and failure socially.
i dont get it how english males cant get gf when their girls are the easiest or the most approachable girls in the universe
>>64069180
CBT is literally people reprogramming you. It's demeaning as fuck, despite the stigma not being there anymore (supposedly).
>>64069199
>guessing your own post number
too cheeky for me
>>64069222
Lads, who else enjoys holding their shits in for a while?
>here
>>64069199
what
>>64068183
>How's my nigga Funes Mori doing at Everton?
Gets the foot in, hoofs clearances and scores headers. He's like an English centre half in the 80's.
>i like him
>>64069183
ruffle my nuts
desu, desu, faggot nigger
>>64069167
It's too cold for people to bother torturing the workers
>>64069172
They don't have to but a lot do
>>64069204
It's a meme you dip
I think Crystal Palace fans should adapt Hey, Hey Paula as a song by replacing Paula with Palace, I think of this literally every time I watch them.
>>64069195
Hmm sounds similar to literally every country on planet Earth
>>64069199
>replying to yourself
>>64069204
supply and demand my nigga
>>64069222
Checked
>>64069210
not really, it sounds worse than it is. it's just about dealing with situations better and learning not to let them feed into a deppresive cycle. also it's mostly just assessing how bad you are to determine what kind of additional help you need and giving you 1:1 therapy, i can confirm it helped me personally. but if that's not for you there's plenty of help on the NHS that you should look into.
>>64069204
>yugoslavia go home pls
>>64069235
Not if your white and tall, got beauties all over me lad.
>>64069224
its more the relief of taking a really big shit than holding it in
>>64069199
>>64069222
checked
>>64069240
yeah getting >THAT doesn't count
>>64069240
crouching on the right is only one id bang
>>64069222
tripping your own trips
>>64069239
Thanks, highlight of my day 2bh.
How many times have we landed on the moon?
>>64069254
It's Serbia, not Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia ended back in 2003, educate yourself.
>>64069261
Paraguay pls go.
>tfw it all keeps tumbling down
>short
>ugly
>not slim
>awkward
>realised i only know 2 or 3 girls properly
>>64069269
>we
>>64069240
Peruvian """"""""""""people"""""""""""""
>>64069269
>we
what part of the galactic empire of reptilians are you from m8?
>>64069285
>Tall
>Slim
>Average looking
>Awkward
>Realise i dont really know any girls
>>64069240
They are cute.
>>64069254
>>64069274
>pic related
Puncheon has been pretty terrible
>>64069285
>not slim
Turn it into muscles my friend
i'm depressed lads
too afraid to show my gf my feelings
i just want to cuddle all day
thinking of hiring a hooker just so i could cuddle with her
>>64069269
We don't even have any spaceships. USA has a fuckload of spaceships, at least 3 spaceships.
>>64069298
>Tall
>Slim
>Average Looking
These aren't bad things
>Awkward
>Not knowing girls
These are things you can change basically overnight
>>64069299
That's my Serbia. If you ever want to go to Cuzco I'll let you stay in my house.
soccer is kinda boring Tbh
>>64069298
>average hight (6 foot)
>slim
>average looking expect big nose
>fucked 26 girls
>still have bad social anxiety
>hate myself
>>64069306
talk to your gf mate. you only live once you might aswell be honest.
This match is shit, gonna do something else instead
Gianna Michaels or Anikka Albrite?
da rom or da bark SCORE FFS #fpl #top1k #tpp
>>64069299
>>64069306
What the fuck Balkans
>>64069313
US retired their space shuttles, now they depend on Russia to send people to space. Pathetic.
>>64069322
best get/dubs thread on /sp/ ever tbqhwy
>>64069333
>>fucked 26 girls
>>still have bad social anxiety
fuck off
>>64069326
>Cuzco
Kuzco.
>>64069335
Adriana Chechik desu
>>64069335
>Anikka Albrite
>>64069333
only every shagged (1) fatty desu. Couldn't even finish because of the shame.
>>64069335
Gianna Michaels did a leddit AMA a few days ago, said her favourite scene was with a nignog.
>>64069335
JustAmber
>>64069341
fucking space shuttles pretending they're too old to work, they're just lazy
desu, desu, precious
lel deulafelu is so pointless
Deulofeu doing his best Ronaldo impression
>>64069335
Michaels, that bitch is built for dicks
>>64069345
m8 fucking some girls really doesnt raise self esteem, I can still barely walk into city centre without sweating and not being able to look people in the eye. it fucking sucks
>>64069306
North Montenegro please - you're embarrassing yourself.
>>64069333
>>64069322
>>64069266
>>64069222
>>64069199
Blimey you can tell the games not that great because all i am seeing right now is dubs/trips
>>64069382
yeah me too e.g. check these 88s
everton have never had a player capable of doing step-overs, thats why the everton fans are so in awe of dealofaous pointless step-overs
How do i find a passion to pursue? My life just feels like one fleeting obsession to the next
>>64069397
epic fail
>>64069333
must be great living in a country with massive munters with low-self-esteem where even the biggest of pickup memes work
>>64069306
girls don't want to cuddle. well they want to cuddle and then leave you
>>64069399
phil neville
>>64069399
good digits, bad post
>>64069403
get an allotment
LADS, listen to this in the background to the game, males it all better:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bb2JakOmo
>>64069399
McGeady
>>64069379
i can barely talk to one im just so awkward, and i can tell they immediately look down at me
le tricky winger
>>64069403
build a deep relationship with your girlfriend and have children. they'll change your life
>>64069399
More of those and they'll invade the pitch
>>64069399
your stopid
>>64069421
Top pick love alittle bit of burial here or there.
>>64069399
Who is Peter Beagrie?
Who is (when he was young and skillful) Wayne Rooney?
Who is Anders Limpar?
Who is Brett Angell?
>>64069427
lol
>Wickham
>>64069426
>the infant human jew
>ever
>>64069426
>Your
>Girlfriend
Lmao
Everton is so unlucky oh my
>>64069444
checked
wew lad, that's vintage wickham. can't even score in his own goal
>>64069380
montenegro isn't even a country
Dubs and this match ends 0-0
>>64069411
Not all the girls I've fucked have been British you autist. They were:
Indian
Japanese
Turkish
Finnish
German
Scottish
English
Estonian
Spanish
Latvian
Canadian
Russian
Thank god for all the foreign students at Scottish unis
>all these blind scouse knobheads
How's Bamford doing in CP?
dat shot
le "eight on" baines man looks big
dont talk wet
Why is the guy from oasis playing?
>BAINES
>>64069469
>Cant start over wickham
Hes dogshite.
Big guy substitution
>>64069463
fuck forgot:
French
Jesus Baines is ugly
>>64069469
barely played, cos he looked uninterested whenever he came on
I hope we nick one
shut these scouse slags up
BAINES
A
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E
S
>>64069462
dubs and 2-0
Baines looks like such a cunt.
>>64069469
he'll be lucky if he accumulates 90 minutes over his loan spell
96 get
>>64069463
did you just google a list of countries
>>64069462
Allow me to assist you.
fuck this shower of shite, I'm gonna go watch my programs
>>64069197
>>64067960
Gas yourselves.
>>64069460
Sorry Ottoman territory bro.
>>64069496
HOLY SHIT
baines is like a fat knock-off version of alex turner
>this is a solid 9 in england
>>64069496
>>96
BAINE?
>take the day off of work because one of my soccer watching friends said this was one of the soccer games of the season
>hour in and it's still 0-0
jesus christ
>>64069496
based choc ice flag get
>>64069506
pieces of land where i come from have never been under ottoman rule
nice try viking rape baby
>>64069513
tbf i would shag her if no one ever found out.
CA-BAYE US SOME COFFEE
>>64069498
Nope thats all the girls nationalities on my list
>>64069513
m8 she'd definitely get it
>>64069463
Estonian girls are elite
>>64069520
you're friend sounds like a dickhead desu.
>>64069496
Wew
>>64069531
admit it, you just got butthurt because I implied british women were too easy
>>64069520
taking the day off work to watch this... your mates having you on.
>>64069531
LADS GIVE ALL YOUR FUCKING POWER TO CRYSTAL PALACE
\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/
Will the Palace troll bus make it till the end lads?
Henersey with a top top save
>>64069520
every game is one of the soccer games of the season
in fact there are 380 games that are each one of the soccer games of the season
>>64069197
Like there was when they sold Rodwell, Fellaini, Jeffers and Lescott.
>its still 0-0
Big surprise
>>64069543
>>64069531
Meant to say keeping a list is fucking weird, who does that?
>>64069513
I don't see the issue here, I'd give her a pounding, raw no pulling out.
>>64069499
Thanks pham
>>64069520
i hope this is true
>>64069549
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\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/
\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/\o/\O/\0/
>>64069535
I know, they are the best nationality of girls
Amazing country too
>>64069561
>raw no pulling out.
Risking a kid with that.. wtf are you on mate?
>the ev trying to walk it in
>le cut inside and not get a shot off man
>>64069563
Messi's son grew up fast
>>64069469
>We don't need Lukaku! We have Costa and Bamford for the future
>le cut and stepover man
>>64069560
I kept a paper list through uni, but then made it digital later
why is having a list weird? Most girls have one
Has high test gone too far?
Never-gonnascore-ten
>>64069593
RHINO
H
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O
>>64069593
not far enough famalam
newfag to soccer here, are all games this boring?
>>64069588
i hope you backed it up pal
>>64069588
Why do you care so much, i lost count somewhere after 5 im roughly at about 15. But seriously why do you keep a list of people you slept with.
>>64069593
Ugly
>>64069593
that face makes me produce estrogen and I'm not even a girl
>>64069611
Most, not all
>>64069611
Yes.
>>64069614
just how do you sleep with 15 women? do you just not chose and fuck anything you can like niggers do?
>>64069611
Yes.
>>64069614
for my self esteem m8
even though i feel like a beta faggot i can look through my list and see all the girls i fucked a few years ago
le Liverpool destroyer warming up
How you want your trickey black winger pham?
Roasted.
what's the source of high test?
>>64069641
Rogers is playing for Palace now?
Daily reminder that Liverpool Football Club lost to Newcastle United 2-0 yesterday.
>>64069649
Testicles
based 10 in 10
will literally watch all of them tbqh
Sky Sports need to kill themselves. I'm fed up of having to switch streams because they keep getting taken down.
>>64069649
Clearly not you.
>>64069629
Go to uni... erm if you cant take care of it from there i don't know what to say, i was a virgin when i got to uni.
>>64069660
no, I mean the "meme"
>>64069662
>not having sky
funny how palace are only good when they play good teams
theyve been awful tonight
>>64069662
>what is acestream?
>>64069638
Fair enough, personally i don't get it but each to their own i guess.
>>64069669
/fit/
>>64069269
>moon landing was in 1969
>your post ends in 69
wat
>>64069663
>Iskra
Goat taste
>>64069668
>3rd year at uni
>still a virgin
>evershit
>classic crystal palace counter attack
>>64069668
getting laid at uni is only a valid meme if you're on campus and if you hang around other students
and if you're in a big city
EVERTON BTFO
>>64069649
>>64069669
SJW trying to get /fit/ to like fatties.
Protip: They succeeded
THANK YOU BLESSED DANN
>>64069522
>pieces of land where i come from have never been under ottoman rule
>being divided up by central powers
>having to join up and form new countrys with other minor powers
>falling to German might
>having civil wars in the 20th Century
>having UN tanks rolling across your lands
lol yugobro - your basically an African state
1-0
1-0
1-0
HAHAHAHAH GET BOOTY BLASTED POVERTON
Who doesn't love CP?
>>64069496
kek
e
k
>>64069711
Gas yourself
Sudennly, a goal
DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN DANN
>>64069706
>>64069711
Shit my stream is lagged as fuck
that's literally the same goal he scored at anfield
>>64069723
i get this reference
>>64069668
Similar story here m8
Had only fucked 1 girls when I was at high school, and was a loser.
But after uni I'd fucked 26 girls, and I'm still a bit of a loser
GET IN
>Yankie goaltending
fucking anti climax much
>>64069333
Hello me
except im fit and not a skeltel and think I'm at like 15 or so
desu desu
>>64069723
kek
Howard caught dancing when he should be saving
>Lukeku
Why do defenders retreat towards goal instead of attacking the ball on corners? Stand your ground is apparently only an American concept.
>>64069704
>said the chav whose ancestors were cleaning horse shit for centuries
>>64069726
no it wasnt
not their day senpai
>>64069734
Did you pull at parties or what?
Near blooter.
>>64069760
the other team just wanted it more Tbh
>>64069752
Why did Howard move away from the ball instead of saving it? Goalkeeping is apparently a non-American concept
>>64069752
>Americans
>>64069752
Eurosissies don't want to put their bodies on the line even though they're constantly bragging about muh free healthcare
Everton don't deserve to lose, which is why I love football
>>64069752
But they don't retreat
>dat casual Stones pass
he's such a good player
>>64069775
>wanting to feel bad feels
>>64069741
>at 15
Keep going lad, the golden number is 30
Once you get to there you can chillax and get a gf
goodluck m8
Hennessey Man of the match so far
>>64069704
>having UN tanks rolling across your lands
>having TV license vans rolling across your lands
sounds equally shitty m8
lukaku could have gotten the rebound, but he just turned his back away from the action to provide a reaction shot for TV
beautiful goal
BIG BLACK ____________
Palace are 7 points off #1
>>64069763
Not >>64069734 but i found it was like mates of mates you meet at pre drinks that would be most likely to come back with you. Upside of that is you can check them out in the light before you are too pissed and never end up waking up with a munter.
If you pull straight from clubs who knows what you are waking up with.
>>64069754
>says the yugo who's recent ancestors were riding cavalry charges into german tanks
>>64069773
>muh free healthcare
>have to wait for 6 hours while blacks and arabs are treated as priority
>t-the axe in my back doesn't hurt that much la, i-it's free
lmao
BIG
BLACK
COCK
LUUUUUKAAAAAAKKKUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64069798
>this is a team who were once notorious for having never stayed up in any PL season
>>64069797
LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK LUKAK
Knew that fucking nigger would score
FUCK OFF
Crap
>CP
>>64069793
I'm not your m8 buddy
Barry is offside and affects the play
LUKAKWHO?
That's an assist from Barry
deserved goal desu
although it's a shitter/sitter of a goal compare to his attempts, they all count the same
>>64069829
Rude
Who will buy Lukaku in the summer?
inb4 based Kone winner
new thread when?
>>64069840
Shitty
>>64069763
>Did you pull at parties or what?
Yeah sometimes m8, but at uni I joined a few societies so met girls through that.
I barely every shagged a girl who I didnt know, it was usually through friends of friends.
As >>64069801 said, its much easier if you meet them at pre-drinks and they arent a random slutty girl in a pub.
I also do a lot of couchsurfing so fucked a few girls through that.
>>64069840
Chelsea
Dross to smash in a winner
Is Everton the better scouse club ?
Get your phones out lads - Barkley deflected Bloot coming up.
>>64069857
>>64069862
no dubs, no bet
>>64069848
How do you get into couchsurfing, do you need to have a rating like 'he didn't rape or rob me probably a good guy.'
how the fuck is that not a pen
disgusting
Refball
>refball
Refball
>refball
>>64069871
Yeah pretty much, reviews are important. I have travelled a little bit so got positive reviews from that. And also hosted a lot of people too.
I never intentionally hosted people to fuck them, but quite often travelling single girls are wanting the D after some random conversation and a few drinks at the pub.
I actually met my girlfriend through CS.
>>64069801
>>64069848
Thanks lads, just started uni a couple of months ago, and haven't gotten laid yet, although I'm above average looking and not socially awkward
>Tfw 176cm
It's that isn't it...
lukaku good
dropping barkley baka #fpl #top1k #flop
>>64069802
>be british
>fail to renew breathing licence
>the state prepares for punishment
>they turn off the CCTV in my living room and bedroom
>bobby's come with co2 tanks and start spraying them inside the house
>i agree to a settlement
>they send me to serve community service in my local super-mosque and in the daycar center babysitting thousands of my women's mulatto babies
>come back home and wank myself to death to kekold porn
>go to /sp and act condescending to tiny countries like croatia
>>64069842
God i hope so.
Assist by Barkley for all the Fantasy points.
>Lukaku is only "22"
Christ
>>64069921
Just make a few out going mates and let them introduce you to people the more people you know the more people with think your fuckable.
>Its a numbers game
>>64069928
2/10
don't people have taxes in other countries?
>>64069921
Don't worry m8, just try your best to speak to girls and join some random societies and shit and you will be getting your hole soon, don't worry m8
Goodluck
>lukaku scoring again
This FPL season is so fucking shit!
>>64069921
no it's not. you simply aren't above average looking. good-looking men always get laid regardless of height
Enjoyable game tbqh
>>64069948
>2/10
more like butthurt/10
>>64069873
wasn't in the box m8
Good last ten glad i kept watching
>>64069952
you need lukaku, im top1k #flp #top1k #advice
>>64069965
it's a shit meme lad, just because someone doesn't find it funny doesn't mean they're butthurt.
also check these quad 9s
reminder that palaces biggest achievement in the past decade is a draw with liverpool
>>64069943
>>64069950
I got out almost every week, but it's mostly with people from class. Gotten close a few time, but I guess I'm just shit at moving from conversation to the "let's go to my place". Will keep working, thanks bros
>>64069955
Why would I lie? I could post a picture, but I'll probably get banned
Check em lads>>64069993
>>64069990
you're just a lucky bandwagoner, your mahrez/vardy/ozil/lukaku will suddenly stop scoring
>>64069928
Sounds a bit communist Yugo-bro.
good game
>that ending
GG, not BG.
gg wp
>>64070002
>Gotten close a few time, but I guess I'm just shit at moving from conversation to the "let's go to my place"
Ok here is the full proof game plan:
meet friends from class for pre-drinks -> meet their friends (some of which are girls) also for pre-drinks -> everyone goes out to pubs (keep chatting to those girls who are friends of friends) -> go to club with the group (by this stage everyone is steaming drunk) -> come onto girl you've been chatting to all night and pull her -> stagger out of club and go to your place or hers ->wake up next day and run home -> wank over memories for years to come
>>64070085
Thanks m8, I'll try it next week
>>64070169
godspeed anon, you can do it
>>64070085
>>64070169
Couple of details
Remember to wait a little in the club, you cant pull immediately because no one was to leave the club after 20 mins having paid a fiver or w/e. Also remember to chat to a few of the girls who are mates of mates in case one of them hooks up with someone else.
But yeah that is 100% foolproof.
>>64070199
>>64070202
Appreciate it lads. Only worry is if there's going to be any friends of friends. I should be able to do everything else desu.
