Post ITT if you're on suicide watch after this week
Remember:
National Suicide Prevention hotline
1 (800) 273-8255
That hotline goes straight to the police. It's a trap m8.
>>64048951
time for a patented Rivers 4th quarter comeback
>>64049146
It's not gonna happen
Just end it now, it will hurt less that way
http://strawpoll.me/6198628
WAKE ME UP
>>64048951
>1 (800) 273-8255
Could have sworn that was going to be something completely different.
And they even extended Telesco.
Ugh. This fucking organization.
I'm so tired
>>64049956
CAN'T WAKE UP
24 hours until Pettine gets canned. That's the only thing keeping me going at this point.
>>64050094
And replaced with who? Someone just as stupid?
>Patriots
So much for this season. They will finish 10-6 and miss the playoffs.
>>64050138
Yep, but it'll feel like progress until next season at least.
Still 11 minutes left desu
;_;
Haha, welcome to the garbage can mother fuckers
t. Browns Fan
Let me be the first to welcome all our new Patriots fans who are joining us here for the first time.
>The last time the Patriots gave up a punt block for a TD was in 2009, until today
>The last time the Patriots gave up a punt return for a TD was in 2006, until today
>The last time the Patriots gave up 30+ unanswered points was in 2004, until today
>The last time the Patriots threw a pick-six in opposition territory was in 2000, until today
What is happening?
>>64048951
I...HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>64050143
christ you faggot, are you serious? 2 losses and you are already quitting? can you please go badwaggon some other team?
>>64049956
this a good year by raiders standards though
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>64050333
They won't win another game.
Another season I get to use this .gif
>>64050440
>probable franchise QB going to the pro bowl
>Charles Woodson playing like DPOY
>Amari Cooper and the rest of the receiving corps looking great
The only downside is the whole LA thing
I will literally pay money for someone to come kill me.
>>64050601
>Potentially making the team closer to their fanbase
what's the problem?
>tfw your team spent a 1st round pick on Bridgewater
>tfw Carr and Thewopp were still on the board
>tfw Norv is your OC
>tfw you know they won't draft a QB
>tfw another year of Bridgewater
>Falcons
I'm almost immune to this shit by now
>>64050669
idk, there's a reason why every team that once was in LA left
>tfw no alcohol on stock
I stayed up until 2:30 am for this
>That last sack
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VGGmTJqZs
>>64050780
No one wanted to build a new stadium with luxury boxes
>>64050708
>people thought bustwater was going to be a good qb
smdh
SIXTEEN CONSECUTIVE LOSSES
>>64050759
At least matty choke got one playoff win before he remembered who he was.
>>64050708
Thank you for reminding me. What are some good ways to hang yourself? Not a joke.
>>64048951
did you bet a lot of money? If not, why would you kill yourself?
At least put it online so Tom can see it.
>>64050204
Anon, I hate how right you are.
>>64051056
cheese string, put industrial glue on your hands and stick them to your head after going through the loop, wait for glue to dry and jump. When people find your body they will believe you strip your head with your bare hands.
>>64050601
>franchise QB going to the pro bowl
>threw three game sealing picks in the second half
>>64051056
Take it easy man, you're probably young. With Zimmer this team could do things in the future, just not with Teddy.
I'm old as fuck and have to watch Bridgewater for another year of my life.
Will the vikings ever get a QB?
Where my feelis at?
'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down, and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
>>64051201
It's not like the rest of the league is much better.
>>64051295
Not if Spielman and Norv pick him.
Hell, Heinicke is probably better than TB.
>>64051209
Zimmer should not be a coach. Hes a good defensive coordinator and thats it.
>>64051310
here pham
>>64051313
I feel so bad for Rivers. I'm more a fan of him than I am of the team. They've killed my spirit.
>raiders lose
>iggle beat patriots
>live in iggle turf
I'm glad the Pats fucked up but I don't think
>WE OWL
>CHIP AM MASTERMIND
>BRADFORD GOAT
will be worth it
>>64051533
they're down by 7 with 4 minutes to go, it ain't over m8
>Chargers
>>64051401
Too early to say that. He inherited a shit roster, Though he did fuck up by hiring Norv and letting him pick the qb.
If he doesn't fire Norv after this season then I will agree with you.
>mfw the Falcons replace a predictable OC with an even more predictable OC
>Raiders O-Line is starting to fall apart
>WRs dropping everything thrown their way
>Carr going full Favre with the interceptions
>Latavius fumbles whenever he gets hit hard enough
I'm going to chalk it up to growing pains in the first year of a new coach. Hope it gets better next year.
>the defense
Legitimately bad and should be the primary focus of free agency and the draft.
>>64051641
at least you have a qb with some balls
There is no hope
>>64051884
What?
7storm is gone, Gabbert just beat a good team on the road.
>>64051624
I think the defense today showed that he doesn't know what he's doing. He has super stars on his defense, yet they gave up 38 points today and over 30 against the Packers. He isn't meant to be a coach.
>>64050143
>pats lose out the rest of the season
>jets win out the rest and go on to win Superb Owl 50 with Fitzmagic
>>64052309
>implying
Patriots have the Titans next week. Not happening man. Titans haven't beat the Patriots since before my balls dropped in the early 2000s
>>64051194
Any better way? Like would wrapping headphones around my neck and a door knob work?
>>64052376
They have Houston next week. That will be a loss. Then the Titans, who are a better team than the Patriots at this juncture.
Wow.
Three dropped passes in a row.
The playoff chances for the Giants is dimming. The cycle will be broken soon, I just want to cry now.
>>64052376
Same with the Eagles
>>64052376
The Jets have the Titans next week m8
>>64052441
They'll beat Houston. And then the Titans.
It's going to be 59-0 all over again
>>64052517
Sorry, mixing up schedules.
>the Vikings will never buy an offensive line
>>64052376
Pats getting fucked so hard they don't even know what week it is.
>>64052215
Those superstars are all injured.
Smith, Barr, Joseph.
He's still clearing out the trash on this roster, it's gonna take another year.
There's not many great coaches out there to be had.
There has been fuck ups, Peterson should have been traded for whatever was offered. I don't care if he's won us some games. He's not in the Vikings future.
Anyone have the New England Patriots' sports radio station?
>>64052591
I'm a Titans fan. Sorry, I'm not used to looking forward to a schedule.
>>64052649
http://player.radio.com/listen/station/985-the-sports-hub
>>64052649
105.5 FM NE Sports Radio my nigger. lap up the tears
>>64052532
No they won't, how are they going to block anyone on the Texans DL?
>>64050780
yeah because of bullshit happening not involving the fanbase
>>64052649
1-800-BUTHURT
it's a dedicated line
>>64050708
>worked today
>caught the score in the 4th quarter
>contemplated how painful it would be to lay down on the railroad tracks behind the building
>we didn't even show up
>>64052607
He's literally the only reason why the Vikings have 8 wins. Zimmer, Norv and Teddy are the reason this team has gone nowehere. Oh, and Spielman and the Wilfs too.
>>64052737
>>64052744
Thanks bros, which one's the better station?
>>64052872
He's also the reason the Vikings are so one dimensional. Every Viking play can be read by the formation alone.
Fuck Peterson, fuck Norval.
![cq5dam.web.1280.1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dGanFJF.jpg "cq5dam.web.1280.1280[1].jpg")
This day
Welcome Saints fans
>>64052807
hahaah you should have done it you stupid faggot
packers hail mary and now this what do you have to live for just killyourself faggot
>>64052872
I didn't expect this kind of season. I knew we were heading in the right direction though. Zimzam is worthy of being our coach and our D is young and good. I still think that the trouble is having a run first offense with a pass first OC.
>>64050246
Browns fans don't get to commit suicide.
You're already in hell, and this is your punishment.
WAKE ME UP
Hi everyone. I am Blackstar and I am a saints fan.
I thought we would beat the panthers and have something to cheer for but we dropped the ball.
It's time to leave this mortal plane.
>>64053031
m-mmaybe cowboys will beat the shitskins?
>>64050519
>Chip Kelly Sabotages the Iggles
>Tony Romo gets rear ended and explodes, ending the Cowpokes season
>all the Giants have to do is be better than the laughing stock of Football, the Redskins
>can't even do that right
no more excuses, fire Tom Coughlin.
>>64048951
> any other team thinking they have it as bad as the lions
I have moved on from depression
what I feel now is a state of pure bliss because I have let go of all my worldly desires
>>64053073
I'm feeling better after it's sunk in. That play Thursday didn't phase me. Us not showing up to play bothers me because we're practically handing the division to the puckers.
>>64053132
They better. Fuck I hate this day. Can the Giants even win against Tanneshill?
>>64052031
>bears
>good
nope try again
>losing two in a row
>terrible dropped passes
>special teams shitting their pants
I'm just tired of seeing slideshows of everyone who's injured.
>>64053108
Come to London already you little shits.
>>64053158
>That one season we went 0-16
Once you hit rock bottom there is nowhere to go but up
>>64053121
You thought you would beat the Panthers?
So did the other 11 teams.
>>64052981
No, the offense is one dimensional because Teddy can't throw. Get your head out your ass.
>>64053262
Cam was amazing, Ginn not so much.
>>64053078
>gave up 38 points
>this guy deserves to coach not just our defense, but the entire team!
The problem is both Teddy and Norv.
>>64053304
My niggerGreg "Theclutch" Olsen tho.
That last catch was uncatchable.
>>64053288
Yeah, there's that too. They don't mesh though.
>>64050519
>>64053132
>34-year-old career backup at QB
>starting RB made of lightbulb glass
>starting CB one of the biggest busts in recent history (not quite as bad as RG3, but still pretty bad)
>no quality receivers besides Dez "Manbaby" Bryant
Nope.
Shitposters aside, I seriously hope none of you guys are worried about the Pats
It will be a tough road to the Owl this year, but the Pats tend to play better with adversity, being the underdog and so on. I would like home field advantage as much as anyone else, but the season's not over if we miss it. As you saw today, the advantage of playing at home isn't as great as it used to be
This entire season hinges on a first round bye and everyone getting healthy.
>>64053336
Norv is forcing teddy to throw more than He's comfortable with. I mean come on, 24+ minutes T.O.P., 48 plays ran and AD only gets the ball 8 times?! How can we hope to win?
>>64053516
They won't win it though, and that's the main concern. I'd be happy losing to the Panthers in the owl at this point desu
>>64053559
>>64053559
with everyone healthy we can expect a return to early season form. that will be enough to give us a shot at the Owl.
>>64053520
Teddy is garbage m8. If he could throw the ball maybe AD could get something going.
How do we fix the Cowboys?
Who /rasm/ here?
>>64053520
A good QB can throw the ball 50 times.
>>64053751
we don't, the only thing that keeps me happy this season is knowing "at least the Cowboys suck"
>>64053751
trade for Bridgewater
>tfw lifelong Falcons fan enjoying this freefall
the worse it gets, the sooner that faggot Shanahan will get canned. Matt has been off kilter for sure this season all his own, but his inconsistencies have been MASSIVELY augmented by that hack
>>64053809
I'll be a fan next season
>>64053983
Hopefully Sean Payton comes and fix the bug Fresno and maybe bring Peyton Manning *wink* *wink*.
Don't even care tbph pham
>>64050284
Too many injuries on offense and not executing well on ST
Get rekt Pats XD
Posting ahead of time because of
>Colts defense
Hopefully a robber breaks in before halftime
>>64053889
Nah, he and the rest of the Falcons are doing the same thing they've done for years--play down to their competition and underachieve despite having plenty of talent. Honestly I'm amazed they've ever made the playoffs in the past. They certainly won't this year.
just kill me
>>64050503
>>64050500
>Fall into despair after two losses
This is why patriots fans are absolute shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhXRTh43AcE&feature=youtu.be
>>64049016
why would they do that?
>>64051194
>mexico giving a step by step on decapitation
kek build wall
>>64053751
well, you might as well start with the fixer. his name is "Christian Hackenburg".
>the packers actually won
>the lions actually let the packers win
>2014 will have been the best season in half a century
>i will never see the lions in the playoffs again
>>64055548
The Patriots are the worst team in the NFL right now. They would lose to the Cleveland Poops or the LA Chorgers. You know it's true.
THE FUCKING BROWNS
Normally I would be after a loss like today's (How the fuck did Robbie miss that?) But due to us already winning our season on Thanksgiving at Lambeau, I'm good.
>>64050143
>>64050503
>WAAAAAAHHH
OMFG I hate the goddamned Patriots but if you're gonna slit your wrists after just 2 losses then sports isn't for you.
>>64052031
>bears good
>on the road mattering when that road is Soldier field where the bears are 1-6
Ahahaha. They hate their own fans didn't you know?
>>64053818
But he's not. He's a game manager. He's not supposed to throw it 50 times a game. AD is supposed to run it 20 times and let teddy use play action to convert 1st downs with the occasional deep ball and qb draw
>>64053615
I'll let him have the rest of the year before I dismiss him as garbage. But he's not elite and I don't expect him to be.
How do I commit suicide with a bunch of unison and a bottle of cognac
>>64053197
As soon as you give me your info for CeePS you can finally lay down on the tracks it'll be worth it in the long run my somalian friend. Maybe your child will go to a good wisconsin home where they can grow up with a good football team.
>>64058834
1) put the unisoms into the cognac
2) shake until dissolved
3) water an apple tree with concoction
4) wait for poisoned apple to grow and ripen
5) eat poisoned apple
6) die
Lions fan here. I punched my monitor on thursday. At least I live in the pnw I guess
>>64056892
kek
Literally all you have to do to assert dominance in the AFC South is beat the mediocre Bills.
Fuck this I'm cheering for the Patriots.
>>64050309
TO SEE...IF I STILL FEEL
Even that fat fuck EDP is now making fun of us.
Just let me die already.
First round exit incoming, if there's even playoffs at all ;_;
>>64056839
>trying this reverse psychology bullshit
kek
The Titans won, but all they did was move themselves further from the 1st draft pick.
Shit I don't even know who is number 1 pick tier this year. It's most likely gonna be an OT isn't it?
>>64061659
Laremy Tunsil OT - Ole Miss
You don't have to worry about being #1 overall. Browns have to take a QB, Cowboys are set at O-Line, 49ers HAVE to go defense.
Only way you miss your guy is if the Chargers somehow finish worst than you guys.
>>64051149
That kids eyes absolutely make that picture. I remember watching that last year as a Texans fan, glorious.
>>64053353
Greg Olsen looks like Jason Witten incarnate
>>64053889
Jesus if this is how Falcons fans think its no wonder they never amount to anything. Matt Ryan is who he's always been an underachieving pad statting QB. Shanahan actually builds offenses that revolve around the run game letting any QB that can PA or has a quick release succeed.
Shanahan is a great coordinator but that O-line can't help his scheme and Matt Ryan is just making awful decisions. The scheme basically just made Freeman into a top 5 RB in the league.
>>64056892
>Kekland Browns
>bears
You know what
we looked 10x better now than we have the past 2 seasons
fix the defense up , secondary especially, give carr more weapons and a new rb and no doubt we'll be a legitimate team . Plus my 8-8 season prediction is still standing
>>64056378
suicide is illegal in America
>>64066983
Only if they catch you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Pp7zTJRr4
>niners
I want to fall asleep and never wake up...
>>64065110
>losing to Blaine Gabbert
>>64068256
>having Blaine Gabbert as a QB
