OFFICIAL CHIEFS VS. RAIDERS GAMETHREAD #1
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~15 bings until kickoff
Go Raiders
Rain again
GO HERE, THIS WAS FIRST
>>64039770
>>64039770
>>64039770
WE WILL USE THIS THREAD AFTER ^^^
kill yourself raidnigger
>>64039770
>>64039770
>>64039770
>>64040194
Carr has not lost a game when its raining yet.
Is Carr the rain man?
>>64040237
>old
>buried
>filled with Chiefs shitposting
>not even numbered
Nah famn. This is the thread.
>>64040487
>>64040237
Unofficial thread for Queef shitposters, remain in this thread because it's the real one.
>>64040487
Implying that anyone wants to go to your shit thread, crossdresser
What the fuck did you just fucking say abouot the Chiefs, you little bitch. I'll have you know I finished just shy of the WildCard spot in the NFL, and I've been involved in numerous playoff seasons on the AFC, and I have over 30 confirmed touchdown passes. I am trained in a west coast offense and I'm the first string QB in the entire Chiefs Kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another win. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at Arrowhead, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting DAT and working up a trick play to destroy your shitty defense next sunday so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your defense. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can throw TD's on over seven hundred plays, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in game management, but I have acess to the entire playbook of Andy Reid, and I will use it to its full extent to shutout your miserable ass team out of the league, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But, you coouldn't , you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will score TD's all over you, and you will lose next week. You're not making the playoffs, kiddo.
TYBC
>>64040549
I'm sorry did the Chief's lose yet?
Oh wait they did ever since the Burrs exposed the glass knees that your RB has by not even having to touch them to see them explode.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Let's go Raiders
Is this the most /fa/ rivalry in the NFL?
30-24 Raiders
CHIEFS!
Its gonna be a shootout today
Lets go Raiders!
BERRY JUST WRECKED THAT NIGGA
Pick 6 incoming.
Based bold brave berry
Why does he wear the eye liner?
Craptree
WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO
TayTrain
AHAHA already gettin' it.
Chiefs are fucked...
I'm always worried about a fumble when Murray carries it. Feels like just a matter of time.
>>64041145
Fucking Murry, someone give that faggot some stick'em
LET'S GET IT
>>64040806
Chargers powder blue vs Raiders
where is cooper? ded or just out of form?
jaye howard has more retarded penalties this year than anybody on the chiefs
>>64041124
He doesn't.
http://www.danpatrick.com/2014/11/21/derek-carr-on-raiders-first-win-why-it-looks-like-he-wears-eye-liner/
>>64041180
Of course he fumbles out of bounds just after I type this.
QUEEFS ACTING LIKE NIGGERS ALREADY
Defense is baby soft without Justin Houston
>>64040724
thats chameleon, not charizard
lel he was def in
TD no question
broke the plane
41-7 chiefs
Only massive Refball will keep this from being a touchdown.
>challenging when you are on the inch line
pussy
Making the raiders burn a challenge.
This is gonna be a blowout.
>>64041379
You assume Chief fags are not retarded.
>>64041033
>>64041170
>>64041246
>>64041289
>>64041347
>raiders fans act like theyve never seen a chiefs game before
this is how every game starts, bob sutton has the defense hang off the first drive or even first half to fool the offensive coordinator. happens every week.
YEEEAHH BITCH
SUCK IT.
>>64041500
Your lack of faith disturbs me Canada.
>suspicious-looking td
even better.
>queefs nowhere in sight
>>64041588
shouldn't have needed to challenge, refs should have called it a TD on the field.
>>64041534
ur retarded
>>64041534
Pffff okay. Chin up, buddy. Don't take this beating too hard...
Cheifs RB fumble incoming
>>64041534
This
I'm laughing at all the Raidnigger spics who think that TD mattered
Under 49.5
>>64041639
The refs are retarded, but at least the challenge forced them to say it was a TD.
>>64041637
they're to busy circle jerking in their dumpster fire thread.
>>64039770
Look at it, look at it and laugh.
Final score prediction:
Raiders:49
Chefs: 6
LETS GO BASEF SMETH
>raidniggers
Here we go
>raiders imploding already
so predictable
both those penalties would be 10 yd if it wasnt the chiefs
refball
AND HERE COMES THE FLAGS
>raidniggers playing like dirty thug niggers
wew lad
Lel raidnogs
>WRs wearing #12
Why.jpg
>DJ Hayden spotted
Oh Noes
>raidniggers
top cücks
>fisher price
send this faggot to oakland to rot
Woodson interception right here.
Check it.
raidniggers getting cūcked hard by the based chiefs
And here comes the refball
>>64042117
You mean refs
>All this refball already
oh great
>raidniggers STILL being niggers
laffin right here tbhfam
Nigger teams gonna nig
>smiff
SACK
A
C
K
> Raidniggers
literally lmao'ing rn
Alex Smith is elite.
What's the name of that DB in KC that wore #29 in the 90s, he was considered a shutdown guy, later joined Oakland?
Ignore that block in the back, good job refs
How shitty is their field? Is Oakland too poor for proper groundkeeping?
Keeping the chains moving.
>>64042274
HE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE
ON THE RUN ACCURACY AND GAME MANAGEMENT
S
M
E L I T E
T
H
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
TOP KEK
>RAIDNIGGERS
ELITE
>Leave it to me
DUAL THREAT
ALEX "VICK" SMETH
SMETH = ELITE
BASED SMETH
>letting him walk the ball in
this is gonna be some quality bantz good game so far
Smith > Carr desu senpai
S M E T H
M
E L I T E
T
H
>Needing blatant refball to keep their drives alive
>Not even from Kansas
The City of Kansas City
ALEX VICK
L
E
X
V
I
C
K
Can't the defense play decent for once?
Jesus christ this is the most depressing cancer treatment commercial ever...
hoping the raiders win just so I can shitpost about how the vikings haven't beaten a team with a winning record all season
>>64042463
stay cûcked raidnigger
Based Justin Tuck
>an oakland raider
>man of the year in anything other than stabbing people
>raiderps run into their own blockers
>>64042436
>quality bantz
>cûck
>hurr niggur
"Alex, we need a touchdown on this drive to stay in the game"
"I think I can manage."
>>64042563
>being this jealous
Can the Chiefs defense stop the Raiders without Justin Houston?
Stay tuned and find out.
>raidnigger too stupid to realize youre not supposed to run into your teammates in football
raidnigger cücks dumb af 2bh pham
>>64042613
tamba hali has been just as or even bigger for the pass rush this season.
Why is there so many Chief frog posters?
>Marcus Cooper
BOLD. BRAVE. BERRY.
>>64042595
>I think I can manage
>>64042629
>i hate whites
lol wtf
the refball begins
I DINT DU NUTHIN!
>>64042705
Meth fumes
>3 big ass chiefs LBs can't bring down skinny WR
>>64042631
are you twelve?
>>64042737
>begins
>Implying the Chief's scoring drive wasn't kept alive because of refball
>>64042613
Magic 8 balls says all signs point to no.
I love taking Kansas City cock in my gaping asshole
>>64042796
>this homer butthurt
>running backwards
>still gaining yards
>>64042744
GUD BOY
>>64042613
REKT
IN
COM
PLETE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amari "Dwayne Bowe is my idol" Cooper
Fuck
HAHAHA
>going for it on 4th against the chiefense
FUCK CUNT
Niggers can't even make a 4th and 2
>Gayders
is seabass shit now why did they go for it lel
thanks for giving us the football though ;)
Here come the easy catch Cooper drops again
>That drop
eat shit raidniggers lmfao
Time for
S M E T H
M
E L I T E
T
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>>64042921
Kek
>THE RAIDERS ROLL THE DICE AND IT COMES UP SNAKE EYES
I love you, Mitch
>going for it this early again
>Can't catch a ball that hits you in the hands
kek
Amari "Oakland has only taught me how to catch AIDS" Cooper
>>64042939
Just living life to the fullest, are you jealous?
>>64042988
kek
>raiders
ya'll got a good stream?
>>64042921
Fucking lol
Why does this faggot, Alex Smith, run TDs in?
Just stand in the pocket like a good game manager and hand the ball off.
>>64042988
>>64042921
based kc bringin the bantz
So how hard will the Refs carry the Queefs on this drive? 3 flags, 4 flags?
>>64043067
id say about 4 anon
>>64043016
r/nflstreams
>>64043067
How hard is it for Amari Cooper to carry football shaped objects?
>>64043067
Play by the rules and don't give Alex Smith easy yardage by just throwing in the general direction of obvious PI or defensive holding.
>>64043067
stay cùcked dumb raidnigger
>>64043067
>implying the refs are not always against the chiefs
how do you think oakland won that one time last year?
Who /BnG/ here?
>>64043111
Not as hard as it is for the Queefs to score points without the refs.
>>64043067
>can't win against the Chiefs with a wr who played in the FBS natty multiple times
that will be reviewed and incomplete
YEAH!!
>>64043028
Why so salty? Maybe 'cause your stadium is such a shitstain.
fuuuuuuuuuuu
BUTTERFINGERS
HUE HUE HUE
Now snap it SNAP IT
HA HA HA QUEEFS IN CHARGE OF BALL CONTROL
NO CATCH
REFBALL BULLSHIT
Ahahahahahaah no turnovers my ass
>implying he had full control
The collective iq in this thread cannot possibly eclipse 90.
Raiders are retarded and queefs are too high on meth.
Incomplete.
Now that's what I call reffball
>>64042282
Albert Lewis, the GOAT
>>64043242
No way that was a catch in the modern-day NFL.
>inb4 dragon to Cooper to make up for the drop
that one is going to be overturned
Maclin didn't have full control, it will be overturned
>HAS CONTROL
>TAKES 2 STEPS
IT'S A CATCH.
>THE SHANTY METH LACED WASTE LANDS OF MISSOURI IN CHARGE OF TURNOVERS
That's a fucking fumble
If they say incomplete this is officially a Ref game
>>64043242
>>64043253
>>64043292
Prime-cut queef butthurt
>>64043216
"le salt, le muh reddit karma internet points."
Go back to reddit, kid.
Also, "your"
>Implying I am a Raiders kek.
>>64043294
Hated that guy in tecmo
>>64043278
Smeth > cocaine > opiates > weed > crack > alcohol >>> meth
How do I find a wife?
>>64043345
>Chiefs mock Cooper for a dropped passed
>One of their receivers fucking fumbles the ball after a catching it.
HA HA HA HA
Suck it, queefs.
>>64043345
>implying you weren't just saying the refs were playing in the chief's favor
>give ball back to Raiders
>they think its government handouts
>>64043388
go to church nigga
>>64043278
Its sad really. Both teams and fanbases are so much alike its a wonder they hate each other.
>Giving the football right back
Kansas Shitty eveyone
>>64043404
lel
I told all of you the Chiefs would have to fight refball the whole way this past week. This will be just like last years game, mark my words.
>>64043401
I wasn't. I'm not one of you whiny "refball" screaming little faggots.
>case of mixed seasonal blue moon beers
>chefs v raidnigger game
>my body is prepared for the shitposting
>>64043452
>Fighting refball
>Not fighting their own stone hands
Remember only score was stained by blatant refball.
>>64043452
What game have you been watching maggot ked
>>64043242
>>64043253
>>64043292
>raiders
>having refs in favor
DESPERATION
HAHAHA NICE DRIVE FAGGOTS
Let's hope this game doesn't get ruined by refball..unless the refball is in our teams favor am I right guys?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NICE FAIR CATCH
>>64043476
>tfw no matter how hard I shitpost I will always be outmeme'd by Smeth
>have black punter
>he only joined for the health insurance
why
Battle of incompetence
>this game
>>64043600
dat banter
chokeland gbtfo
>mfw chiefs chiefin'
>RAIDERS NEED ALL THIS REFBALL TO STAY COMPETITIVE
Ha what a dumb ass
Why do you have stupid players Queefs
>felipe rios
>muh chargers 10-6
i know you raidniggers can join me on this one
>at Raiders game
>halftime
>ask where nearest bathroom is
>get told I'm sitting in it
>>64043529
>yeaa everyone hates us! being a raiders fan is the best! we're the bad guys!
>this is what retarded raidurrrhurrs actually think
>tfw
>>64043664
>Raiders
>refball
>>64043664
Dude
4th and 48
>>64043685
Because Oakland already had 53
>CHIEFS IN CHARGE OF BALL CONTROL
Be happy the Refs were to stupid to see the raiders had control of the ball but it got stripped away when all the Queefs dogpiled.
>>64043705
>He seriously believes that
>when in reality the raiders have statically been fucked over by refs since the merger
>>64043698
Kek
>>64043737
90 yards
>>64043696
>charger shitposting might literally have died and be gone forever after this season
KHALIL MACK SACK ATTACK
Mack attack!
MACK ATTACK
SMITH EXPOSED
MAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK
>pls be ok Amerson :^(
Watch out for that MACK truck you cheekdown baby
M A C K A T T A C K
>>64043698
LOL
THROW THE GOD DAMN BALL, ALEX
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64043534
refball
>nfl hands out compensatory picks using a "top secret" formula no one sees.
>penalties unlike all other plays are not reviewable
>uneven and illogical suspensions league wide
>as long as al davis was living raiders almost always finished in top 5 of penalties
>i'm not a raiders fan by the btw. chiefs fan
>it's a "legitimate" sports league
>2015
>actually believing the nfl is a "legitimate" league
cough cough
Not you, but what Idiot actually doesn't realize the league is fixed
I love the nfl, but guys it's entertainment, it's basically the WWE in pads come on. Stop bitching about refball. Let's see what storylines they've created.
DESIGNATED SHITTING STADIUMS
Eric fischer gets keked on 3rd down
>and nobody is surprised
>>64043712
How does that even work out?
MACK MACK MACK
SACK SACK SACK
Carr TD pass to Roberts in this drive
book it
Whats worse /sp/?
>your dog dying
>a chiefs v. raiders game
>>64043950
>Outside
>Inside
It's obvious which one is superior
>>64043912
You know what's remarkable, an Indian couple asked for help at work today and they weren't smelly, rude or hideous.
Then I realized they were actually based Sihk
>>64043993
You don't have a dog
when you have the chance to throw it to your wr 7 yds behind the line of scrimmage YOU DO IT
>>64043936
his girlfriend is cheating on her military husband with the guy who owns that bumper sticker
Jesus christ fucking throw it.
>meme screen
>doesn't work
>meme sweep
>doesn't work
3RD AND LONG BOYS
>>64044017
sihks are cool. we had them in a parade down in houston. everyone was all freaking out like "damn muslims"
fucking texas is full of retards.
thank you Tamba for killing that drive
>>64043534
i can't wait for the year the refball gods let the chiefs win the superb owl
Sucks when you go your favorite team's rival
congrats to the Raiders for gaining two yards with that amazing field position
Damn you Musgrave
>>64043993
Don't know about you faggots but i love it. Rivalry games are always fun.
TYBTH
>>64044089
Sihk is your friend he removes kebab and hates pooinloo
>>64044038
So, he's basically inviting the pleasure of being shot at by half the nation?
>Smeth hands it off to himself
Stupid RB babby
S M E T H
lol that blatant holding
thank you refs you are my greatest ally
Alex Vick
SMITH!
smith is gonna get killed if he keeps running like that.
Time to throw deep andy
>>64044180
>serbia everyone
You guys should be banished from speaking after starting WWI; oh and you are retarded - exhibit A.
>>64044241
at least he knew to slide.
Most consecutive snaps taken without throwing a pass when Alex?
>>64044257
>hating on serb bro
MACK
A
C
K
another mack sack
THE MACK ATTACK
>Ben Heeney
played at KU and the Chiefs wouldnt draft him
Fuck the chiefs draft
MACK ATTACK PART 2
SMITH EXPOSED AGAIN
>Alex Carr
>>64044221
I was going to make an
>alex vick would beat his wife because she's a dog
>google his old lady
>she's perfect
>marcus cooper
>alex carr
can these faggots say anything right
>>64044300
A T T A C K
T
T
A
C
K
> Alex Carr
alex carr
>every time smith gets sacked
I CANT TAKE IT
THIS GAME IS SHIT
THESE TEAMS ARE SHIT
I CANT DO IT
FUCK THIS
>>64044148
sihk is beast. sihk women dear god. if they are hot, on vietnamese girls can give them a run for your money in bed.
sihk girl freakshow anal sex rim job giving queens.
10/10 must love always yes yes
anyways. so who chokes first
Smeth or Carr
Fuck this ST man with their stupid penalty's every week
>>64044316
had DJ and Mauga
but yeah i don't understand. he would have made things way easier against Denver and Chicago for sure
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR LOS ANGELES RAIDERS
It's a dark game. I characterize it as a lot of darkness." When asked whether "dark" was meant as 'a good vs. evil dark'—"You can read between the lines.
—Gunther Cunningham
>>64044355
>>64044348
>>64044334
>>64044326
That shit doesn't even make sense since Carr barely gets sacked.
>>64044257
I thought the whole point of being cucкed is the embarrassment of it all, why are you so angry
How is Tyvon Branch not injured yet?
>>64044257
shut up. serb brah has a good point. go back to pol if you want to rip on sls
Is there any game thread with more shitposting than raidurrs-chefs? I love it
>>64044393
>mauga
exactly why they should have drafted heeney
>it's a raiders/chiefs game
run it up the middle!
Damn these meme plays ain't working no more Bill
>blatant face mask by the chiefs
>Refs call it on the Raiders
THE FIX IS IN
What's going on with murray lately? Ever since that concussion, he's just not puttin' numbers down like he used to
Raiders chimp out
thats the 4th gifted field position drive for the raiders now
R A I D N I G G E R S
>run
>run
>screen pass
>punt
same as last week then
Year of the Chiefs I was saying this week 6 check your screencaps
>it's a "go three and out at midfield" episode
uninspired playcalling.
>>64044469
lel i don't make the decisions
>starting at 49 and 47 yard line on the chiefs half
>not even 3 points
this could've been a nice chance to create a decent lead. why is cooper so bad today?
looks like another no-show game for cooper.
>>64044555
>gifted
not mentioning the raiders stopping the cheifs so far in raider territory
no that's fine I guess scoring in this game is just too much to ask for
>>64044585
its only the second quarter and I am about to blackout.
About on par for a queefs raiders game. Well done folks
the refball continues
>>64044604
because he's an overrated SEC babby
>it's a both teams self-destruct with penalties episode
can punts and kickoffs just automatically penalize receiving teams by 10 yards every time. it happens anyway
>this game
what the hell is going on
>>64044585
>It's a 'Chiefs act like niggers' episode
Also dubs confirm woodson will get an INT this game.
>>64044604
is peters covering him?
>>64044604
He wore his concrete gloves again
I honestly feel a cheifs turnover, possible pick 6 incoming this drive.
i really feel it
>>64044604
shit the chiefs started within their own 15 the last 2 drives
>be Raiders fan
>watch team show ball up its own asshole
>complain that refs dont call unnecessary roughness
>>64044643
Maybe the ref crew is just a bunch of oversensitive babbies who don't know what football is.
>>64044608
>tfw he isn't Tim Brown
Incidentally, Blue Moon: Cinnamon Horachata Ale is really fucking good.
>>64044654
chiefs v. raiders baby
tune in to watch football, instead get sewage saga
they pan the camera to Carr every 30 seconds. the amount of raidnigger dick sucking by the nfl today is preposterous.
>DSP plays Madden:The Game
>>64044626
Is there a better game to drink to than Chefs/Raidnigs?
name a better rivalry than Chiefbros and Raiders amateur tip you might be able to
>>64044851
Raiders - 9ers
top kek charmander wtf
>>64044756
Carr is elite, Smith is not. Of course the camera is going to know this.
>>64044802
russian roullette
oz is burying the chargers. slice and dice
remember those few weeks where the raiders looked good on offense
>>64044868
not even in same conference get the fuck out of here
>>64044851
Raiders fans vs murderous rage
>>64044879
>Carr is elite
>>64044851
its the best rivalry west of the mississippi
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
>raiders field just as shitty as their city
>>64044912
>they stopped throwing anything other than fucking fly routes and screen passes
>>64044802
why this could be a perfect game to drink to
>>64044912
teams got film on them. carr didn't adapt because he's well... he looks inbred.
think about the whole wildcat thing
>be a Raiders fan
>wonder why the wife's son meme is funny
>>64044802
if they're playing like they're drunk, might as well be drunk yourself.
>>64044946
>mfw terrorists bomb the Pats/Iggles game
Post legendary Raiders
>>64044923
>he's not
If the Raiders don't score on this drive I'm taking a nap
legendary punt
>>64045071
Here is one
>>64041724
So far so good
>letting a rookie WR make a huge special teams play
>>64045071
Something something fallout 4
>>64041724
>tfw had o45.5
and rain is coming now
Raiders are too fucking predictable on offense now it sucks
>>64045103
Kek
>>64045071
>>64045172
Sun's about to come out here in north oakland
>>64045071
I think you meant legendary Royals there...
fuck you wilson dive for the ball
>alex smith
>overthrew a deep ball
FUCK SO CLOSE
YOU CAN'T OVERTHROW THAT, SMETH
WOODSON
>>64045120
THANK YOU BASED OLD MAN
>kelce
why does this guy fumble so much jesus christ
give me tony g back
He did WHAT?
Hahahahahhahaha
>>64045071
woodson.jpg
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED WOODSON
NOSDOOM!
>kelce will never stop fumbling
retard shouldve run towards the sideline anyways
BASED WOODSON
>mfw Woodson
holy fuck, it's literally impossible for either team to score a point
jut fucking blow up the stadium with both teams in it
fuck!
How does Travis Kelce consistently fail to hold onto the ball?
FUCKING CHIEFFFFFFFFSSSSSS
Chefs PLS
>Smeth had to make the tackle too
Woodson is an all time great
BAW HA HA HA HA
THE SHIT STAINED WASTE LAND OF KANSAS SHITTY
Old man is best man
WHY
>Stayed in bounds just to get stripped
Jesus Christ Kelce
Smith is the only Chief trying
WHERE'S THE BANTER NOW QUEEFS FAGGOTS?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
TD GRABTREE
TOUCHDOWN
damn that was a great catch
fuck you kelce
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH QUEEFS CAN'T HANDLE IT
WHAT A FUCKING THROW
FUCKING LAZER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TYBC & CRABS
holy fuck that throw & catch
>>64045493
>up 1 score with 6 drives starting at midfield or better
you will lose by 14
TYB
Crab
Carr
COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE
KANSAS SHITTY
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE FUCK BLOWN OUT
FUCK THE BLOWN OUT
What a fucking throw
TYBC
you've gotta be shitting me
oh my god
RAIDERFAGS THAT PASS AND CATCH WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRAVIS KELCE?
I THINK YOU MEAN JASON KELCE
Fumbles have been literal game killers for the chiefs this year
TYBC
Time for some KC comeback magic lads
Have you thanked Charles Woodson today?
>Carr leads the league in Holy Dragons
CARR = ELITE
SMITH = SNACK FOR MACK
>Queefs fans
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
>KELCE
I REALLY REALLY LOVE IT WHEN HE'S GOOD, BUT WHEN HE'S BAD HE'S BAD
>>64045493
Can't bant right now sorry, too busy drinking and wishing I was dead
Chiefs are trying their hardest to give the Raiders a win
This going to be the end of last season all over again
>>64045662
DO IT FAGGOT
DESIGNATED SHITTING STADIUM
>>64045662
Why? The woodson fumble and that td catch were the only good things the raidurrhurrdududurrs have done all day. this game is decided right now on the kelce fumble.
Can >we trade DJ Hayden for Peters?
>Implying Chiefs won't return the kickoff for a TD in the second half
I'm sorry, but did the Chiefs already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chiefs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Afternoon Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chiefs are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 9-7 last year and would of won a playoff game if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chiefs wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Raiders just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chiefs topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>64045721
>implying queefs won't fumble again
Got them right where we want them KCfam
Pepper that angus Chokeland :^]
>>64045686
wow lad
>>64045721
>implying the chiefs won't fumble it and give the Raiders the ball on the 10
>>64045686
I wish I could apologize to Tony for have to be on the fucking Chiefs' team for so long.
He deserved better
>>64045741
>Chargers will ALWAYS be this assblasted
feels good man
>>64045721
Pfff alright bud... We'll see.
>>64045721
Queefs already muffed one return, they'll do another one.
chorgers getting buried
>>64045791
>went from chiefs to falcons
not much improvement desu
>Watch Raiders game while taking a shit
>Feel like I'm at the stadium
>>64045952
Kansas City is mundane and has a lackluster skyline. Also your food is acceptable... at best.
Scoreboard.
>>64046006
>Live in Oakland
>Get stabbed for being white
>>64045880
At least they were closer than the Chiefs and had some type of hope
>>64046006
>being the cast off point for San Francisco's trash
>>64046006
>Oakland drinks all the poo and pee that comes out of San Francisco
>>64046060
>Live in Kansas City
>die of blandness
>>64046006
>Kansas City is mundane and has a lackluster skyline
>Oakland California talking about lackluster skylines
Lol KC has one of the best skylines in the Midwest
>>64046060
>move to apartment in KC
>instantly lose 28 teeth
>gain 200 pounds
>lose hair
>sodomize sisters
>watch a black guy fuck my mother while my dad cries
>>64046108
You mean
>Kansas City
>die of obesity related illness
oops I dropped this webm. can someone help me pick it up?
>>64046126
>KC has one of the best skylines in the midwest
This is their competition
Kansas City isn't even in Kansas
How do you live with yourselves
>>64045952
Alright that joke's getting a little stale. much like your Queefs playcalling..
>Live in Oakland
>Watch my team get raped by KC teams in multiple sports
>Move to KC and pretend I was a KC sports fan all along
>>64046126
>in the mid west
not helping your argument much
>>64046184
>Baseball in a football thread
That doesn't work here
>>64046126
>skyline
>picture taken using a cherry picker
>>64046184
>baseball
who fucking cares
>>64046272
>Canada still mad about the deep dicking they got from the freedom Royals
>>64046272
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>64046225
>shit that didn't happen
ELITE HANDOFFS
S
M
E L I T E
T
H
>Smeth
>m
>easy
>tackle
>h
>>64046144
>Jump the border to get into Cali
>White people toss me out of Sandy Eggo
>Gangs chase me out of South LA
>Too poor to live anywhere else
>End up in Oakland
>Move into a crack house
>Cold and hungry
>Crack dealer offers me a blanket, but I have to suck at least 3 dicks first
>Blanket is Black with white streaks from the semen
And that's how I became a Raiders fan
KHALIL FUCKING MACK
MACKED
>4 sacks
>Welcome to Oakland where we have the world's largest pile of shit
>We are so proud of it that we let our sports teams play in it
>>64046401
>Black with white streaks
>Black
>white
You failed, son. You failed hard.
>>64046429
Your QB is getting well acquainted with the dirt
>>64046306
no, you can beat us in baseball all you want. no one in canada cares about baseball
>a professional football team has to share it's field
>MARCUS
>COOPER
Kelce just btfo woodson
>>64046532
>blow gays fans
>>64046511
Are you saying silver and white aren't close? Don't raiders have white alts?
Have the crack fumes made you color blind?
>>64046551
Woodson stopped him cold, are you blind?
>>64046532
Does Canada win Stan Lee's Cup alot?
NEW THREAD PREPARED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE
>>64046578
>>64046578
>>64046578
>>64046608
>12 posts early
>>64046586
I saw Woodson get concussed as Kelce lost his footing on a shit pile laying on the field
>>64046631
Can't have a break in the funposting.
>>64046636
Yeah meth will do that
TOUCHDOWN
KAN
SAS
CITY
>>64046636
Madden doesn't count
>>64046688
woodson smokes meth?
If Eagles win EDP is going to streak on the field butt naked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMLsVx3XbM
Eagles you miserable cunts, win one for your fat ass fan
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