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>Afternoon Match
Stuttgart - Bremen 1-1 (FT)
>Now
Frankfurt - Darmstadt 0-1 (at HT)
Hessian Derby Time!
Enjoy & Happy Santa Day!
>nikolaus
>santa claus
uwot
>>64031051
no u
>>64031055
>not Knecht Ruprecht
Best OP ever 2bh
>>64031057
~5 minutes
>>64031105
knecht isn't the same as slave, you fucking idiot
>tfw Deutschland was the one making me lose today
History is yet again repeating itself
>Santa
>not Nikolaus
>not Christkindl
DELETE THIS
>>64031082
Sorry but I am no Ossi
>flopp
nikolaus has a green coat
>kult floppo
it's over
>tfw I lost the christmas themed Bundesliga logo I made last year
;_;
>tfw I lost the Bundesliga themed christmas logo I made last year
It works both ways!
>santa day & christmas season
>15°C outside
Sorry, but I'm just not feeling it under these atmospheric circumstances
>>64031400
just like you
Friendly reminder that /bundes/ is an inclusive community. Please avoid using Christian symbols like the Nikolaus and the Weihnachtsmann, so that people with different religious views feel welcome here.
Thanks.
>>64031440
this
i want my snow!
>>64031505
like you do it both ways or something
>>64031190
>not Christkindl
That's not until the 24th.
Floppo is an overrated hack who just got lucky
basically the poor mans Pep
>>64031978
Don't worry I'm also gonna be losing on Malaga, Saint-Etienne, Bordeaux. I lost on Newcastle, Frankfurt, Stuttgart and finally fucking Bologna...
I'm this bad
RIPIP
time for the new york derby
>>64032522
The Hudson derby
ring ring
>52 degrees in new york
wow climate change really has taken its toll. I will vote the greens from now on
>>64032706
that's 11°C
>
will armin veh get fired soon?
Wait, if Owen Hargreaves is in England right now, then how is with Matthäus and the others from the Sky Germany crew?
>>64032912
magic
>>64032912
greenscreen
BASED SGE
I have given up now on 3D grills
>darmstadt ultras
lel
>>64032042
How do you get lucky for several years with every year increasing your luck?
why is eintracht frankfurt so shitty?
>>64033457
Armin Veh is their coach
>Inzwischen brennen im Frankfurter Block reichlich Vereinsfahnen der Lilien. Das ist ein trauriges Bild. Hier fehlen die Worte.
>>64033457
http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/hannover-96/article149670772/Kot-und-Erbrochenes-In-diesem-Zug-fuhren-Fans.html
Hannover is shittier
>Schockierend war vor allem das Vorgehen der Randalierer. Laut Polizei übergaben sich die Chaoten im Zug, die Waggons wurden mit Urin und Kot beschmiert. Allen Anschein nach verrichteten sie also ihr Geschäft, um Ekel zu verbreiten.
>shitting in the train
>>64033587
Köln tier
Darmstadt and Ingolstadt are such shit teams. Jesus Christ... Can't wait for them to fuck off again.
>>64033587
that's normal in hannover
>>64033587
How's that unusual? Have you ever been to an Auswärtsspiel?
My hobby: I like to go on camsites and tell the whores that they should stop whoring themselves out and live a pious life under God, then screencap the moment when they realize they will spend eternity in hell for being sinners
Is he,dare i say it,goat? Can he carry >us in Euro 2016?
>>64033834
i like to go on camsites and just wank two or three times in a row
shoutout to all the beautiful camwhores on the planet
>>64033908
einen döner kräuter-scharf mit alles
>>64033908
he regrets every day that he didnt choose germany tßh
>>64033908
Inshallah abi.
How can people enjoy something that is obviously and literally just made to drench the money out of you? I don't get it. It's like buying something because you saw it advertised somewhere.
>>64033908
Mali is better right now desu
>>64033908
This is a christian thread, no kümmeltürken aloud
>>64033993
talking about camwhores?
apropos whores, where's denmark?
>>64033993
how about not spending money on it and tuning in at the right times
what happened
>>64034153
Yes and no, I'm talking about Buyern.
>>64034297
A normal day in Frankfurt
>>64034191
I'm listening to football and general sports talk on the radio.
>>64034297
welcome to frankfurt
RIP armin veh
>>64034297
>>64034367
Frankfurt is basically Dortmund Nordstadt with a financial district.
>>64034297
you happened
>>64034656
perfect tits, very meh face tho
>>64034479
Don't underestimate the general asociality of the area surrounding Frankfurt.
@DailyMercato
[#OFFICIEL] : Luca Toni a annoncé qu'il raccrochait les crampons à l'issue de la saison.
>>64034960
If i was his age id get cramps too
lads, can i use aluminum foil for the oven to bake oven fries?
i don't have any baking paper
>>64035549
dont do it it will burn up and your oven will explode
>>64034960
I watched Men & Chicken yesterday
it was pretty meh
>>64032769
That's extremely warm for this time of the year
>>64035906
Never watched that. Anders Thomas Jensen has done some good stuff in his time, but not for the past decade or so.
>>64035549
use a metal pan
>>64036085
i wathced Flickering Lights which was p. good and Adam's Apples which was decent
>>64036175
Flickering is one of my all time favourites
>>64035549
Only use the long fries and put them on a cooking grate.
>>64036229
you're alright, Denmark
>>64036229
Shut up you lonely fag.
>Schmatke complains about Augsburgs keeper cheating
>''lol it doesn't matter that our player dived to get the pk!!!''
I hate this guy so much.
>>64036456
Stop being such a meany.
>>64036175
>Adams Äpfel
>decent
it's absolutely brilliant m8
>>64035943
wew
The contract will definitely be extended
he is going to City
>>64035943
>left arm
scrub
Right in front of his wife...
>>64035943
>left arm
disappointing
>>64037143
absolute madman
>>64037115
>>64037172
You do realize that he's just pointing two fingers at them, Kevin?
>>64037143
Don't get it...
>>64037172
I find your image upsetting, please delete it
Danke
>>64037258
why does this gif exist?
"Because we weren’t good enough, the linesman thought 'you can't make world-class goals if you play this shit'."
Einfach Kult!
>>64036762
It deserves its own category, thats how special it is
>>64036085
i only watch cute girls
night
>>64038413
>21:16
>going to bed
are you 9?
>>64039264
Fuck off you lonely fag.
>>64039264
you should be working as a social media analyst for some major company
you seem to love this stuff
>>64039343
He is just stalking and reposting everything because he is a lonely faggot.
>>64039343
>social media analyst
Literally the worst kind of person
>>64039264
Was Spahic there too?
>>64039430
worse than ISIS?
Who /Bundasliga/ here?
>>64039506
he got thrown out
>>64039518
Of course ISIS are worse human beings in the bigger picture, but I would genuinely rather be stuck at a party with only ISIS people than social media analysts.
>>64039558
More like /Cottage Cheese/
>>64039644
no, you wouldn't
you'd be scared to be anywhere near ISIS people
>>64040000
I'm not scared of anything.
>Buyern loses but Ribery scores
>EVERYONE LOOK B-BUT RIBERY SCORED
>HE'S RIGHT RIBERY SCORED!!!!
why are buyern fans so deluded
>>64040158
*buuuh*
>>64040262
who gives a shit
this isn't a football thread you retard
>>64039924
They are brazilians,they probably have a bigger cock than us
>>64040262
literally nobody reacted like this
stop making stuff up
>>64040383
>>64040311
stop responding to Johannes
I guess Christmas Eve came early for ABBs. I hope they're aware that they're not getting any more gifts.
Pretty sad how a fluke loss for Bayern is more important for them than their own teams' results.
>>64040383
>literlaly nopfody reaeceated like thiff
>pflook atph me!!!!!111!
kys scrub
>ABB is a multinational corporation headquartered in Zurich, Switzerland, operating mainly in robotics and the power and automation technology areas.
Based Ingolstadt wiil win the Isar-Donau-Derby on saturday to be honest family
I'm going to watch the fourth part of the BBC China documentary
>watching bbc 3 documentaries
>>64041714
Shut up you underage newfag.
>>64042385
>babby calling others underage to hide his lack of maturity
don't let mommy catch you lurking here else u wont get any good boy points lol
I think the river meme is about to explode. Can't be long before it shows up in /epl/. Lots of Thames derbies there.
Rhein-Neckar Derby: 3:1
Isar-Donau Derby: 1:2
Mittellandkanal-Elbe Derby: 2:0
Weser-Rhein Derby: 0:0
Neckar-Leine Derby: 0:3
Rhein-Spree Derby: 1:0
Rhein-Rhein Derby: 4:0
Lech-Rhein-Herne-Kanal Derby: 0:2
Ruhr-Main Derby: 6:0
desu family
>>64043168
>Lech-Rhein-Herne-Kanal Derby
kek
>>64043168
Good job :)
what are the biggest rivers in switzerland and denmark?
>>64043352
We don't really have any that could be called a "river". Ours are a bit smaller, called åer. Gudenåen is the biggest. That derby would be Midtjylland, Viborg and Silkeborg if they ever come back up.
I think our derbies would be named after fjords and canals instead.
>>64043352
The Aare is the largest completely within Switzerland. The Rhine rises here, and goes through a good portion of the country. As does the Rhône.
>tfw no spree-spree derby
Christianshavns Kanal-Mariager Fjord derby
Limfjorden-Vadehavet derby
Mainly fjords now that I look at the map.
>you'll never "sail" up denmark's "fjord"
>>64043876
The nearest water to me is South harbour ;)
>>64043352
>Switzerland
The Aare (German pronunciation: [ˈaːrə]) or Aar is a tributary of the High Rhine and the longest river that both rises and ends entirely within Switzerland.
Its total length from its source to its junction with the Rhine comprises about 295 km (183 miles), during which distance it descends 1,565 m (5,135 ft), draining an area of 17,779 km2 (6,865 sq mi), almost entirely within Switzerland, and accounting for close to half the area of the country, including all of Central Switzerland.
>Denmark
Gudenå or Gudenåen (pronounced [ˈɡuˀðn̩ˌɔːˀn̩]), is Denmark's longest river and runs through the central parts of the Jutlandic peninsula. An anglicized version of the name often seen is 'The River Guden'.
Gudenåen flows a total of 176 km (109 mi) from Tinnet Krat in Vejle Municipality, between Norre Snede and Torring-Uldum, to Randers Fjord in Randers, on a northward course which takes it through the central parts of Jutland.
>>64044002
We did a canoe trip on Gudenåen in 7th grade. It was great fun and I'd love to do it again.
>>64044086
well, then just go for it
http://www.wz.de/lokales/duesseldorf/sport/fortuna-duesseldorf/trainersuche-fortuna-duesseldorf-spricht-mit-christoph-daum-1.2075377
>Nach Informationen unserer Zeitung haben die Verantwortlichen der Fortuna sich sich in einem Düsseldorfer Hotel mit Christoph Daum getroffen. Ob es das erste Treffen dieser Art mit dem 62-Jährigen war, ist nicht bekannt.
good night
>>64045070
i wonder how much coke was consumed in that hotel room
>>64031021
Do they have Christmas in Germany?
>>64046136
yes, we're even allowed to call it christmas
happy 'holidays' btw
and just like that, another week begins....
>>64047221
ugh
>>64045142
'night
>>64047221
You'll enjoy it.
FUCK YOU ICKE AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING MEMES
IVE HAD IT WITH YOU
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL YOU CUNTS
FUCK
>>64033561
are they mocking Hillsborough?
>>64047221
Another week without getting shot
#blessed
>tfw can't sleep
>>64058280
It's about time for you to wake up anyway, you filthy wagekek.
>>64058330
i'm a student tho
my lecture starts at 12, but i probably won't go anyway, lel
>>64058558
What are you studying?
>>64058589
business administration
>>64058641
That doesn't sound like something I would enjoy to be honest, but I hope you do, Anon.
>>64058794
well, it's a degree that opens many doors, which is why i chose it in the first place
it can get boring at times, but it's not too bad overally 2bh
>>64058280
>tfw already awake
Now what am I going to do for the next 2 hours....
>>64059896
masturbate
>winter break
>>64059943
>giving me these feels right before bed
Thanks
Superligaen begins its winter break tonight, and resumes on February 28th 2016.
>>64060089
Sleep tight
>>64060113
Jesus Christ
Bundesliga winter break is only five weeks
>only
>[Bendtner] also expanded on why the tiger is his favourite animal, having described himself as the “tiger who never gives up” towards the end of last season.
>“The tiger stands at the end of the food chain. He eats to survive, without any compassion, he doesn’t even feel it. He is the predator par excellence, an animal of dangerous beauty.”
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/06/nicklas-bendtner-tired-portrayed-idiot
>>64062295
Kill yourself you lonely faggot.
>being this angry all the time because denmark gets more attention than you
>>64060113
Ours has already started. Only goes on until the 6th of February though.
Apparently >Young Boys winger Renato Steffen will either be joining Basel, or moving to the Bundesliga, most likely in the winter transfer window.
Note: if you're able to respond each of Denmark's post within a few minutes, you might be the lonely faggot.
hello?
>>64060259
too long for me
How the fuck am I supposed to make it five weeks if I can't even go through an international break without wishing there was a game
Last time I got so bored I watched Hoffenheim
It was terrible
>>64063058
Women's handball world cup just started this weekend.
>>64063072
I'd absolutely watch it but I'd be surprised if I can find it on TV. Can hardly find the >schalke games as is
>>64059943
Doesnt make much sense because the people who spout this dont play hard games.
Cool video of referees communicating during a game
http://lortedommer.dk/?p=713
>>64063062
Literally funnyjunk
>>64063139
they should give refs mics desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ruNosLNOE
>>64063139
holy fuck that cut was dirty
>>64063139
>two players crying
lmao
>>64063062
God lord, they are going to milk that victory until the end of the season, aren't they?
>>64037092
>"...so then I told him "Alright, Karl-Heinz,you faggot, I'll stay another to years. Just leave me the fuck alone."
>>64063139
GOAT Kenn. Such a shame he is quitting imho fåm
>>64063207
Danes... smhf (shake my head furiously)
>replying to yourself
Is Leandowski to Real actually happening?
>>64063438
yes
>>64063449
When?
>>64063062
why are they called fohlenelf? are they fohlen? is an fohlen a athlete?
>>64063438
If it happens, Real is going to pay a huge sum of money, so no matter how much Bayern paid Lewandowski and his agents, these cunts will still make a hefty financial plus.
>>64063491
Because they had a highly energetic and youthful side a few decades ago.
>>64063454
august 2016
Allan Simonsen
that's too far ahead
good night
>>64064406
???
>>64063226
checked
>>64029931>>64063062
6/10 movie desu
>not going to bed at 3:30pm
are german girls easy
Looking forward to the Gudenå-Limfjord derby later
and Mersey-Thames after that
>>64064703
>>64064714
shut up
>>64063514
Any drinks today?
>>64064593
i disagree
>>64064627
yes
>>64064754
are any of them short though
>>64064752
I look a bit like him right now except for the jewish outfit
>>64064758
yes
>not drinking glogg all day
>mfw posting on spuh inbetween sets
>>64064779
define short
>>64064794
clothes
Are you having fun?
Congo-Brazil is on right now (handball)
>not drinking glogg all day
December
>>64064801
they are called shorts
>>64064627
Yeah but they hate australians.
>>64064847
No one cares.
>>64064871
you're confusing us with austrians
glogg
>you now remember odonkor
>>64063058
epl you dummy
>not listening to netsky all day while sipping on glogg
>not glogging
>any year
December
>>64064883
Nah, they hate australians.
>>64065042
i only met one IRL but i really liked him
>>64064980
>you now remember odonkor
What's he doing now, anyway? He was a coach for some shitty team, then he was on BB.
>tfw cluster headache
sweating from the pain
only work and no play make little johnny very angry
>tfq squatting 3x6
sweating from the weights
>>64064627
Germany is the 2nd most overweight country in the world
can't sleep. gonna take a sleeping pil now
>"...and that, kids, is how I cut outside that one time."
You need to dance more.
>this one anon being chronically ill
Are we your fortitude
>>64064760
Scratch that
>>64065220
i'm not that guy. i'm just in a really bad mood today and want to sleep it off
>>64065185
>work the hardest
>eat the hardest to wash down all the frustration after work in the evening, including sweets while you have also neither time nor motivation to cook something up
It adds up
>>64065228
How's the Glogg?
>>64065042
literally no one does that
>>64065243
2sweet
>>64065185
i was pretty sure it alternated between mexico and the us of a
>>64065250
How's the Glogg mixed with Tequila?
>guy
>>64065256
Would probably be good if I had some
>not drinking glogg
>>64065185
BMI isn't meant for our godlike, muscular Aryan bodies.
>>64065220
sometimes
>>64065345
>mfw they dont know what it takes to be an earth rocker
James Richardson mentioned on Football Weekly today that the Leicester players dressing as TMNT was probably a reference to all the pizza talk. Can't believe I didn't think of that yesterday.
>>64065440
Ooooooooooooohhh
Listening to Michael Carrick on the Big Interview with Graham Hunter.
>>64065461
ikr
what the fuck Denmark
>>64065594
Not me: >>64065558
Me: >>64065501
typical denmark posting
>>64065611
hello
D E N M A R K
E
N
M
A
R
K
>its a denmark pretends there are multiple denmarks episode
Denmark should commit suicide.
>>64065558
>>64065713
This is unforgivable, I hope they ban Denmark forever.
>>64065558
Didn't she used to go to places that were more lively?
>>64065973
Yes but she didn't wear a Eintracht shirt in those videos
>>64065991
I see. Then the deletion of the post is clearly wrong, since it was sports related.
>>64066011
The mods agree
"Ultras sind die echten Fans"sicherlich nicht! Die meisten der wahren Fans gehen nicht mal ins Stadion, da sie keine Lust auf Krawalle haben.
Is he right?
>>64066223
>"Ultras sind die echten Fans"sicherlich nicht!
yes
>Die meisten der wahren Fans gehen nicht mal ins Stadion,
no
>da sie keine Lust auf Krawalle haben.
yes
>>64066268
Du bist wohl ein Normalo.
>>64066268
Ultras go to the stadium every fucking game while you sit at home. They are the real fans.
And ''krawalle''? The worst that happens at bundes games (in the stadium) is cursing and lighting bengalos.
>>64066329
But I go to every game too.
The difference is that I cheer and sing for my team, not for myself.
Germany - Argentina 20:30 tonight
Some Eintracht fan said it right: It's ridiculous how Ultras try to make Frankfurt vs Darmstadt a derby, when they weren't even born the last time we faced them.
>order something from amazon on friday
>estimated arrival: monday
>DHL tracking shows no updates
>wait all day
>nothing
>Amazon still says its coming today
>7pm
>pure black outside
>someone rings the doorbell
>waves his flashlight around
i didnt open
>>64066446
you ruined his day
>>64066863
but who was it
>>64066900
the dhl guy
>>64067003
DHL always comes at 1pm
>>64064593
It's 1/10 the most.
>>64063062
Nice pic tough saved to troll mein customer friend.
>>64063213
no because we beat buyern every year
>>64065199
>and fell and strained four ankles and six muscles and broke three legs
>>64067320
>we
what part of Finanzamt are you from m8?
>>64067361
Vituspark brudi um ehrlich zu sein familie
>>64065558
>its a denmark ii post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
What do you think of my newest video?
peepee
i love it
>>64067481
SUB4SUB?
>>64067627
haha I don't need your sub
Denmark's biggest athlete
Germany are playing Argentina in the handball right now bytw
Everton v Palace?
Hard one to predict. The only guarantee is a great game!
>>64067849
Too right. Personally hoping Palace win the derby!
>>64067907
I've just realised Cleverley starts. Palace should be confident of winning this running of the Tyne and Weir derby.
>>64067978
Yeah, John Merro wasn't happy about him starting.
i hope lukaku scores 3 times or something
>>64068063
Will you be watching the handball world cup? Brazil's coach is Danish.
Germany 18-8 Argentina
Second half just started
>>64068402
Seems to be rather one sided.
good morning /bundes/
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/07/tyson-fury-outrage-homosexuality-women-religion-divisive-sporting-star
>>64068615
Moin
>>64067320
>we
Didn't see you on the pitch, Jantschke.
>>64068639
>“I believe a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back. That’s my personal belief. Making me a good cup of tea, that’s what I believe.”
Absolute madman
Now that ultras.ws is kill, will /bundes/ become the #1 German ultra forum on the web?
>>64035943
whats going on here?
>>64058641
lame
>>64070229
Frankfurt ultras burnt their rival team's stolen flags during the derby
Champions League tomorrow.
>>64070373
I know. I think we all know. I hope Man Shitty gets rekt
>>64070409
unrasiert
good night
save from page 8
>>64068374
no and you
>>64070447
There's a good chance they will
>>64078966
night
>"Bevor die irgendwelche Leute prügeln, können die von mir aus auch ein Banner verbrennen": Peter Fischer, der Präsident von Eintracht Frankfurt, stärkte nach den hässlichen Szenen beim Derby gegen Darmstadt den Chaoten den Rücken - und offenbarte ein merkwürdiges Verständnis von Fankultur.
>>64074761
I'll be visiting my parents soon and they will definitely be watching, so I guess I will too. Of course I will follow it more closely if Denmark makes it far in the tournament.
Hello
good morning bundes
