12-7 Alabama
Bama are shit
Bama are shit
first for /stream?/
Bama are shit on chest
>>64012846
Your local CBS station.
pretty sure Florida is gonna lose by 3 scores but this game has been close so far thanks to Florida's D
>>64012846
Dude just turn on CBS lol
>>64012804
>>64012805
>using a phone to post on 4chan
nth for uga
>>64012865
get back to work Vern
>>64012846
It's streamed on CBSSports.com
>>64012865
I don't have local TV where I live. I live in alabama. We don't even have clean water out here. I had to go to the library to even get on here.
>>64012846
Grip N Sip would booty blast both of these teams.
>>64012103
How's your team doing today? Oh wait....
FSU sucks fucking dick. You literally got lucky on one pass. If Florida didn't get stuck with your retarded nignog WR recruit at QB, we'd have smashed you 42-0. Yes I'm fucking mad and I'm going to be mad until 2043 about this
Navy > Memphis > Ole Miss > Bama
Why is Navy not automatically awarded the Natty?
>this LGv10 ad
We get it, you still think you are relevant LG.
>>64012713
Well Luck is gone..
But it's still very Stanford heavy.
>>64012959
Epic lad
>>64012949
This. Harris is an FSU plant.
>>64012959
I can't even reply to this post. And of course it's someone from Maryland. Spend less time posting and more time learning how to drive moron.
>>64012949
Is this image real?
>you will never fuck a thick bodied amazon women
Why live
Aflac is gonna get all those backsnap city crossfitters
r8 how I'm watching
next year they should play another entire game during halftime
Where is Tebow??!!?!?
>>64013006
Yes
>>64013006
Yes. treon is a cunt.
>>64013038
racialslur/10
>>64013038
>r[redacted]s fag
>>64013012
To fuck a thick bodied amazon women my man
>>64013038
Redskins? Racistpieceofshit/10
>>64013038
straighten your TV
>>64013038
>***skins banner
0/10
>that threat
>>64013038
ainsley harriot?
>gary threatening to hurt Verne
Florida looks like shit, are they seriously the 18th best team in the country?
>>64013162
They were top-15 caliber with Grier, now they're a dumpster fire
Well, that's game. Bama wins, no one is stopping them. SEC wins another championship.
>>64013162
Grier was their offense
They fucked up planing the games today, no early game and 3 late games
Is Atlanta the NYC of the south? Is New Orleans the Chicago?
What would be the Boston?
>roughing the passer
THE FIX IS FUCKING IN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN THEY BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS????
>>64013192
>SEC wins another championship
Bama's gonna get curbstomped in the first round.
Again.
>>64013223
All the conferences want the prime time slot
What the fuck even is a Crimson Tide?
>>64013225
New Orleans is the Detroit of the South. Houston would be the shitty boring brother of Chicago in the South
I remember when you used to be able to touch the quarterback.
holy fuck that wasn't even close to roughing
>>64013225
Nashville?
>>64013225
Miami
>>64013225
No, new Orleans has Niggers everywhere. In Chicago we keep the separate from civilized areas.
>>64013257
Memphis is the Detroit of the South
>>64013256
A girls special time of the month
>>64013267
You could see him hurl himself backwards
>>64013296
That's St.Louis
>>64013256
Something about an algae bloom
3rd quarter reminder that Nathan would booty blast both these teams.
>>64013256
algae
somehow and elephant as a mascot makes sense
>LE BIG RB THE TEAM
NICE OFFENSE SECBABBYS
>>64013256
From a tale I remember, back when footballers were more normal sized human beings, one season like 100 years ago Bama had mammoth OLinemen before that was a thing, and they were playing in the mud or some such shit and some sportswriter faggot claimed it looked like a herd of elephants creating a crimson tide.
they probably just made that shit up tho
>>64013265
>>64013267
I'm not watching the game but remember all the cheap shots Aaron Murray took? They never call shit on Bama.
>>64013318
>St.Louis
>south
>>64013318
>st. louis
>south
>>64013288
Do you actually live in chicago? I spent two weeks in some of the nicest parts of the city and there are blacks/hispanics everywhere in Chicago. Why are you lying?
>>64013225
Richmond would be the Boston
Used to be relevant and have history but now all they have is history
>>64013256
The blood of Southerners dying in the civil war
>florida defense on fourth down
>>64013331
This. and the mud in much of the south is red from Clay.
Annoucers making excuses for a superior RB having a better game than Henry
Gay af desu senpaitachi
I want the Redskins to draft this Morrison guy from Florida
any Florida fans or people that watch a lot of Florida games that can tell me some flaws?
>>64013346
Richmond is pretty based as long as you don't go to southeast or southside. I'll take it.
>>64013331
lel forgot about when he got BTFO, legally btw
>>64013296
New Orleans is worse than Memphis and Chicago is huge, where New Orleans is just a little over a tenth the size of Chicago. New Orleans is also one of the most dangerous cities in America where Chicago is not.
Chicago's only comparisons are in Texas. Maybe Austin, culturally, or Houston, economically and size-wise
Hargreaves has been disappointing today.. Y/n?
>>64013338
Never said there where no black people. Just not the violent Niggerish ones
>THIS clock management
can these announcers shill for Bama any harder?
>>64013280
Miami is a Northern outpost that the South doesn't even bother taking back
>>64013417
>I've made a huge mistake
>>64013417
The worst part was they actually called roughing on Georgia in that game when it was NOWHERE NEAR as bad as the shit Bama was getting away with
Fairley cheap shotted him to death too, half that shit never got called
>>64013439
YES, YES THEY CAN
>>64013038
Wish I had some christmas ale desu
>>64013338
Agreed. Chicagofag here. The entire city is literally run by spics, niggers and homos.
>>64013396
>Richmond
>South
yeah i mean it was the capitol of the confederacy and all that, but at the end of the day, is it really "southern"
>>64013439
nope
>>64013439
They know it's Bama or bust for the playoffs this season.
Hell, you shoulda heard their shilling for Mizzou last year when it looked like Bama would lose the Iron Bowl
Really hope all these 4th down tries come back to bite Saban.
>>64013369
>33 yards during first 3.5 quarters
>150 after the gators realized they had no offense
>going for it on 4th down with 20 seconds left when you're up by 20
Dalvin isn't anywhere near Henry or Fournette. UF absolutely shut him down you fag
>>64013467
Virginia is still southern outside of Northern Virginia. What makes it not southern anyway? There aren't as many transplants as say Charlotte or Raleigh.
>>64013459
it's comfy. Bottle is made by Anchor Brewing and fits about 5 beers so once I open I have to finish. Got it from Costco
>>64013280
Miami isnt southern, it's basically north cuba
>>64013335
>>64013334
Yes, south. It is a southern city
Smart decision to take points there with how bad UFs offense is
>>64013499
Verne stop posting during commercials
Florida has to score on this next possession or else it's game over
>>64012880
Woof woof woof 2nd for UGA. Cheering for the Alabama Kirby Smarts to put the Gators back in their place.
>>64013338
That's pretty inaccurate and Chicago's segregation is well documented
And please don't think the Loop is the "nice" parts nobody actually lives downtown, it's just where you go for work and to switch from the red line to the blue line
>>64013508
South Chicago maybe
>>64013473
I'm gonna go ahead and finish the category with "Things That Didn't Happen" for $1000, Alex.
>>64013508
It isn't a southern city m8 it's as midwest / rust belt as it gets.
>>64013467
>home of General Lee, Stuart, and Stonewall
>not southern
In the south they call soda "pop"
>>64013515
>implying Bama can do ANYTHING against this UF D without help from the refs
The gators have nothing to lose m8. If the refs shill any harder for bama the tide might as well issue them jerseys.
>>64013519
It's also where you go to get head in the back roads. Any chicago fags here know what I'm talking about?
>>64013518
literally kuck'd
>>64013518
Kirby needs to bail after this game and hit the recruiting trail, put a fucking staff together already.
Of course UGA should have aimed higher to begin with... muh alma mater legacy.
>>64013550
0/10 try harder
>>64013538
Virginia is definitely South. Washington DC is arguably in the South.
>>64013538
Stonewall Jackson was actually raised in an area that's now part of WV. Dude still loved the Commonwealth though. He was also an undiagnosed aspie.
The more you know.
>>64013550
No its coke faggot
Nick Saban is a closet homo sex
>>64013508
>borders Missouri and Illinois
>south
what
You've got it backwards
>>64013550
Maybe if you're 80.
I've lived in the South all my life and everything is either called Coke or brand specific, like Mountain Dew.
The signs in grocery stores label em "soft drinks"
>>64013550
What the fuck?
HELP ME DECIDE WHAT TO DRINK. The gator tears taste good but I'm still thirsty. I've got
>kefir
>mango juice
>masala chai mix
>some Polish instant cappuccino
>chamomile tea
>black tea
>rosehip tea
>CBS camera work
they couldnt keep up with that SEC speed
>retry the click
WIREBALL
>we will retry the clit
What did he mean by this?
>>64013256
A river of assblood when they either manage to lose the SEC's playoff spot tonight or when they're 1-and-done in a few weeks.
>>64013432
>>64013461
and these same guys will be the first ones talking about how shitty the south is
>>64013585
this
>>64013587
Yellow master race
>>64013567
that's a state that really fucked up with secession
>let's create a new state surrounded by mountains and no major city centers
>this won't affect the economy at all
My parents cabin has a beautiful view though
>>64013597
Kek
You know, as much as I'd love to see Alabama lose to Florida, I really want OU to play them again in the Cotton Bowl, mainly because I have tickets and it would feel satisfying beating the shit out of them again
JUST
>SNEK
THAT.
FUCKING.
DROP.
>THAT ELITE SEC DEFENSE CAUSING HIM TO DROP A WIDE OPEN PASS
FOOLSBY
fucks sake
>>64013601
Hehe... Meme
God Florida is such shit
who are these retarded l, blind-ass announcers? you could literally see the ball hit the cable clearly.
>Florida
Nice drop
jesus christ
driskell could've made that throw
>>64013632
Wow
What would the score be with fair Refs?
>DROP
GATOR
SPAGHETTI
EVERYWHERE
WHAT THE FUCK BUTTERFINGERS
THAT WOULD HAVE TIED THE FUCKING GAME
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK
GODDAMN BRICK HANDS ON THESE RECEIVERS
>Florida "offense"
>>64013650
>DROP
That was a shit pass m8
I heard that in the south its normal to hear people call black folk "niggers"
Is this true?
>>64013567
retro diagnosing an aspie sounds like something an aspie would do.
>announcer putting that player on blast
kek
>>64013632
The Appalachians are based, I was raised in them.
WV is also potentially unconstitutional, but Lincoln didn't give a fuck about that anyway.
People make fun of West Virginia, but it's probably the most beautiful state in the country no doubt
>all these fucking dropped passes
Are the Packers playing?
The Florida receivers forgot to carve their stone appendages into the shape of hands.
>>64013587
>option for other
>none of the states are other
>>64013687
If you meet someone from a town of ~200 people yes.
>>64013702
Cletus, please
>>64013687
Not anywhere that is modernized
>THE CITY OF FLORIDA
Anyone else catch that "I understand, Treon" from the announcers? kek
Florida truly is garbage.
Michigan will literally beat this team by 4 touchdowns in the Citris bowl
>>64013672
shit's nice, beautiful state but they have cities/villages where there are dirt roads between houses right next to each other and the grocery store is a gas station
Who would win, the nation's best high school team or Florida?
It's like Florida doesn't even want to win.
>>64013680
>implying Florida would got for a 2-point conversion in the 3rd quarter
I know Alabama has a very good defense, but this is just pitiful.
That throw was fucking awful
>>64013558
Why? Because I'm watching Alabama fuck my bitch?
>>64013557
Nah that's up on Belmont in Boys Town we know the place well
>Harris
>>64013711
i grew up in california, kentuck (~70 people) and we always called them nigger babies
>>64013702
Alaska beats it by a mile
>>64013687
What else would you call them?
Also are there any good players on the Florida team?
>>64013687
If you're super rich or super hick, yes
The majority of normal people in the south don't say it though.
>>64013729
>>64013632
what I wouldn't give to shitpost from there
>>64013742
>snow and pines
>beautiful in any way
Jesus Florida that receiver would have had a touchdown, 6 yards at least.
>>64013729
Whenever someone tries to tell me that all white people have privilege I tell them about West Virginia
>>64013742
the only thing that alaska beats WV in is production of homemade drugs
>Treon Harris
fuck it
were done
im going to publix
>>64013732
Treon is so bad that mixed with the fact that hes an fsu fan that it seems like he's fucking up on Purpose
>>64012904
Your library is shit if they don't filter 4chan.
>>64013729
Truly 3rd world.
Love you, West Virginia
>>64013587
>Generic name for soft drink
>No state is soft drink
>>64013753
PC culture has reached even here. What's so bad about telling it like it is?
>>64013704
Underrated post. Don't worry, my senpai and friends enjoyed your joke
>>64013731
Those two teams are playing right now faggot just watch the game
>>64013771
Are Alabama and West Virginia the most made fun of states?
>>64013702
kek
that's california senpai
>>64013775
Well that's not true West Virginia blows them out of the water in that
>>64013785
>He's an FSU fan
That explains everything, Japan.
Reminder that the real losers here are OSU
>>64013795
/pol/ please go
who /gainesville/ here
what should i go get to eat after we lose
>Alabama will get a playoff spot
Stanford, the loser of the B1GCG, and Ohio State all would be a better choice for the playoffs than them
>>64013782
>TALKING ABOUT SANDWICHES ON A SPORTS IMAGE BOARD
BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64013801
Mississhitppi
>>64013821
mcdonalds
>>64013802
>south
Literally Mexico
>north
Literally faggot city
What part of that state is good again
>>64013702
Wheeling looks like a cloud factory
Then the drive to snowshoe feels haunted, with a bunch of twisted backwoods and abandoned buses. Ugly as fuck
>Fred Taylor
>Alan Faneca
It seems like yesterday they were in their prime.
>>64013702
>>64013802
>he's never been to Alaska
>>64013741
What blows my mind is that California isn't the smallest town in kentucky - it's actually far from it.
>>64013825
I agree with Ohio State and Iowa if they lose the B1GCG would be better than Bama but Mich State if they lose and Stanford are worse choices
>>64013825
>not even midway into 3rd quarter yet
>up by 8
>ALABAMA WINS IT'S OVER
>>64013821
Drown your sorrows at mothers
>>64013830
>mad at a fucking sandwich
>>64013785
Blame the coaching staff for playing a blatant saboteur. He literally shills FSU every week. Wen you have a mole on your team your not suppose to play them.
>>64013825
Might as well just give the NC title to OU or Clemson by the looks of things.
This game's over. Our defense always gives up at this point.
Welp, that drive was it
Alabama wins
>>64013803
No one pays you shit to live in WV, not even your employer. That's how shit Alaska is.
also captcha
>palmtrees
I'm from kentucky nigger, I know Oak, Elm and Yew trees. MAYBE the occasional ash
Official list of B1G schools that would beat Florida
>4 touchdown tier
Ohio State
Michigan
Michigan State
>2 touchdown tier
Iowa
Wisonsin
Northwestern
Penn State
>Close game but B1G still wins
Indiana
Minnesota
Illinois
>Close game but Florida edges out
Maryland
Nebraska
Rutgers
>Florida 2 touchdown win
Purdue
>>64013860
Why the fuck would anyone go there to begin with?
>>64013867
have you been watching?
gators have literally no passing or running game. once the defense gets worn out its over
>>64013650
I decided to look up that wikiHow and found the saddest image/caption combination ever.
>>64013825
>SEC gets a guaranteed spot
>it's taken for granted the sEC will be in the playoffs
>>64013846
>what part is good
central coast
santabarbara
ventura
orange county
big sur
humbult county
marin
sonoma
probably a bunch of shit north of there
>>64013867
With the way Treon is playing, Bama might as well have already won.
>>64013848
I was shocked when I saw that Kelvin Taylor was actually Fred's son. I know he must've had him young but still weird to think of him being that old
>>64013821
balls or gator shitty
>>64013747
One of the best defenses in the country. And the punter is pretty damn good, too.
Serious question: how do G5 schools have better fucking QB's than the SEC?
Is this the most exciting SEC championship of the last 15 years?
>>64013896
>>64013900
>haven't watched the Auburn kick 6 game years ago
>>64013899
Dumb frogposter
>>64013908
>memeverse
>>64013860
>>he's never been to Alaska
sounds cool desu but like hawaii it's sort of "american territory" but not "in america" ya know? it's not in the continental usa
>>64013846
Tahoe
CLOCK MANAGEMENT
>0 (ZERO) rush yards
lel, how is flordia in the championship of anything game?
>>64013897
There is some serious potential with this image
>>64013912
MUH REAL FOOTBALL!!!
SEC STRONG!!
IVY SHIT!!! THERE WAS NO PASSING WHEN THEY WON NATTYS!!
>Florida has 0 (ZERO) rushing yards
>It's still a one possession game
>Bama will STILL demand to be #1 if they win this game
>>64013865
you should go to rabbit hash; their dog is the mayor. It's like a family and some old dude that runs a store that kkicked the mayor out for shitting in the store.
>>64013914
I liked the one where they broke mettenbergers spirit, then his body
Stream?
>>64013846
oops forgot santa cruz and big sur specifically (in central coast)
>>64013914
>What is Alabama/Auburn 2013
The entire country has been able to tune in to see how much of a fraud the SEC is.
>>64013930
>a random mountain
Can you just answer my question?
>>64013967
>sec championship
>>64013914
>Alabama-Georgia 2012
>>64013782
oooo publix. love that place
>>64013977
How? I don't get it. SEC is considered the best conference by mostly everybody..
>Big Bang Theory
us gamers amirite xD
>>64012949
Harris doesn't play defense Lmao. He wasn't out there chasing dalvin cook when he ran for 180 yards.
>2 points
Lmaoooo
>>64013983
I thought it was the SEC hip that year. My mistake senpai.
>>64013801
It basically was.
>>64013994
>SEC is considered the best conference by mostly everybody..
>>64013994
In the past 10 years? Definitely.
Now? B1G by a mile
>commentators getting excited because a DB made a tackle
thats how great this game has been
>>64013952
Mettenberger never played in SEC championship.
>Florida defense
>Big Bang Theory commercial
Results of Semi finals
Michigan State- 45
Alabama- 17
Clemson- 7
Oklahoma- 38
Michigan State- 28
Oklahoma- 31
>>64013967
A regular season game, not SEC title game, senpai
>With that, Derrick Henry now holds the SEC record for rushing yards in a single season, passing Herschel Walker’s 1,891 yards in ’81.
>>64013930
the problem I have with Alaska is if I lived in WV I could tavel to Pittsburgh, Louisville, DC, or the beach in a day
If you are in Alaska you are surrounded by Alaska-tier scenery
>>64014010
I fucken love science bro
>>64013994
Verne, Gary and Finebaum don't count as "mostly everybody"
>>64014010
You probably just don't get most of the jokes. You have to actually know something about math and science or they just fly under the radar.
>>64013996
>yfw the general public in all of those states is better off than in California thanks to cost of living
>>64013994
1. B1G
2. Pac 12
3. Big 12
4. SEC
5. ACC
>>64014045
Might as well have been
>East
>>64014043
honestly senpai how does mich state get in over stanford? tbhhonest? mich state is a 2 loss team and big10 is way overrated
>>64013686
Hit him right in the damn hands
Stream??
>>64013038
>r*dskins
>man cave
Lol
>>64013917
that was the iron bowl retard
Why do schools continue to recruit blacks to play QB?
>>64014090
It's literally on free broadcast tv, bub
>>64014090
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/video/sec-live
>>64014043
>Thinking Oklahoma can win against Clemson
If Cole Stoudt can put 40 on Oklahoma, what will Deshaun Watson do?
>>64014087
Michigan State has 1 loss
>>64014089
After it bounced
>>64014084
>meme 12
>3
Found the retard
>>64014072
Oh for fuck's sake come on. NOBODY could do well in those Elite SEC Sports and rec management classes
>people on 4chan hate on Big Bang Theory
Figures
>>64014090
literally on cbs' website
>>64014072
>2.88
>with that major
>>64014090
cbs.com
>>64014114
officially but the game against michigan counts as a loss
>>64014103
they can run faster than high schoolers
>>64014075
Big Bang Theory is single-handedly responsible for the cancer that is Nerd Chic. Fuck that show.
What color would you say Alabama's jerseys are?
Maroon?
>>64014072
Lel. What the fuck
>>64014102
Uh okay? Have I said it wasn't?
>>64014128
You're taste in TV is disgusting. Watch Arrested development or something.
>>64013984
As an Auburn fan, that was objectively the best. Obviously I'm inclined to think >our 2010 memefest was better though. Cam embarrassed the shit out of some niggers.
>>64014072
>2.88
>academic honor roll
>>64014128
Here's your (You) now please leave.
Ah well. This is going about as expected. As usual I'm right.
>>64014103
because
>muh quarterblack
wew lad
>MUH D
JUST
>flurduh
OGRE
>Throw into triple coverage
>Florida totally fucks it up
Way to fucking go
IT'S OVER.
GET THE BODYBAGS.
TURN OFF THE OVEN CAUSE IT'S DONE.
>>64014137
It really doesn't
A regular human shouldn't have caught that
>FLURRDA
>OVER
>V
>E
>R
WEW
DRAGON
Nice elite secondary, Florida.
MOSSED ON BITCH
>>64014137
get the fuck out a win is a win
>>64013939
Good start?
>>64014145
no it's not, google ads and apple products are way more influential. big bang theory is just fun.
DRAGON
>>64014072
>SEC education
Wtf were those defenders Doug that shoudla been a pick
>>64014128
literal trash
Welcome to the SEC where you can throw a jump ball to your triple covered wr and it will be a td.
MUH SEC DEFENSE
>that blatant chop block
Coker kinda sucks but these fucking wideouts
>>64014137
>the game against Michigan counts as a loss
No it doesn't
>>64014175
Creatures
>>64014187
kek
DRAGON
>THE
>CITY
>OF
>FLORIDA
>throws into triple coverage
>TD
Nice secondary Florida
LGTSS
>the city of Vernon Hargreaves' draft stock
nice ELITE corners florida
>>64014187
Top lel
>>64014075
Science jokes are bad. I get them, but the material is inherently unfunny and good only for bad puns.
>>64014137
Michigan got BTFO statwise and Sparty walked away with the win they deserved
>>64014187
make him it a florida logo on his shirt, something else in the speech buble
>>64014186
>>64014172
that's the most asterisked win in the history of college football
The fuck is a Capstone?
>Julio
>Cooper
>Ridley
>Stewart
How is this possible, they sposed to be a running team
>>64014103
They should only do it if they run a spread option offense.
Florida is straight GARBAGE
Does that Alabama trainer have a taser on his belt?
>throw it into triple coverage
>Florida secondary decides to stop playing football
RAMMER JAMMER DING DONG
>>64014245
If their not funny then you obviously don't get them.
>>64014241
Their "defense" is all hype. Trash across the board
>>64014246
>stats
heh, nice try kid
>>64014251
Still need a deep ball threat to keep safeties out of the box.
>>64014251
imagine if they had a qb
>>64014251
>Stewart
>even being mentioned in the same breath as Julio/Amari
>Flelida
RATTLED
A
T
T
L
E
D
>FLURRIDUH
This is just sad.
TELL ME HOW MY DICK TASTES
>floridumb
>aOSU
it's all ogre
Ded
>>64014103
Was there a white qb in the CFP last year?
>tfw Marlon Humphrey and I were friends from last year
Way to go m8
>>64014103
whites are inferior
>>64014085
But it wasn't. Don't try and act like that's what you meant. You made a simple mistake. Own it.
FLOORDUH
BTFO
AND THEN 4CHAN SAID
ALABAMA WILL LOSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>florida
It's ogre
>mfw Alabama still hasnt been tested
> people are surprised UF is this bad
I don't get it?
On a scale of 1-10 how out of hand is this game about to get?
>>64014319
Winston
Here Weego!
welp this game is trash and nothing is on until 8 so time to catch up on some shows
HEISMAN
E
I
S
M
A
N
So who's Florida 2nd string qb?
>THROWING OFF YOUR BACK FOOT
IT'S AN UNWRITTEN FUCKING RULE YOU DON'T DO THAT
These announcers are awful
Bama wins lol
>boiled frog theory
the fucking south man
Announcers now have obvious erections
>Bama will consider this a "quality win"
>>64014325
I'm not him. I'm just your friendly neighborhood shitposter.
>Open the floodgates
Here we go.
HERE
WE
GO
>>64014319
Mariota is half white half samoan.
Boiled alive
>>64014319
Mariota lel
Alright this game is over.
>>64014353
But one of them is a chef-doctor
>Announcers jizzing over basic plays
DAT CUTBACK DOEEEE
>>64014361
Florida's in the SEC so it's a quality quality win
>>64014319
Does Hawaii count as white?
That was a completely mundane cut
H E N R Y
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Y
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H E I S M A N
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>>64014352
Remember that Harris was also flagged for an illegal downfield pass when he tried passing after a pass was batted back into his hands.
If he doesn't know the simple WRITTEN rules, you think he knows the unwritten ones?
>>64014353
The old fat fucker looks like the one 'Bob' from Office Space.
Alabama will score 10 points in the CFP
When was the last time Florida had an offensive TD?
>>64014103
Black QB
>no one open
>oh hey, there's some space i can run through
>1st down
White QB
>no one open
>oh hey, there's some space i can--
>sacked
how does that not get a flag?
Who /Iowa/ here?
>>64014273
Wouldn't you? Zookeepers keep tranqs when dealing with apes (creatures).
Can we get based gus for CBS games next year please
>Blatant Bama dicksucking
Nice CBS
That should be a flag. There was a little too much salt on that tackle
How does this Florida team have any wins? They literally have no offense.
Has the dust settled?
Will his nickname be Henry Heisman?
Anybody else find that frog metaphor by Gary a little disturbing for a family broadcast?
Holy fuck these announcers are so horrible it's actually making the game more entertaining.
>>64014385
>>64014395
ABSOLUTELY BOOTYBLASTED
>that throw
Good sportsmanship florida
WHAT ARE THESE RETARDS TALKING ABOUT DENZEL WASHINGTON MOVIES?
omg that runaway train story was painful to listen to
>this contrived movie comparison
>Gary droning on and on about Unstoppable
>Totally fucking up the plot
That's cute
Remember that movie guys?
Top tier announcers
>The City of Phil Sims's Train analogies
>>64014413
Go hawks!:)
>>64014413
Michigan rooting for Iowa here
>The runaway train analogy that leads to nowhere
Gas these fucking annoucers
>>64014408
This t.b.h
>>64014103
Because on the college level meme QBs are elite
it's not until they go pro that they have problems
>>64014394
hawaii is polynesian, mixed with some whites and other countries like japan now
>>64014375
>>64014372
>>64014394
He's whatever the fuck a native hawaiian is
R U N A W A Y
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A
W
A
Y
>>64014251
Look at the receiver LSU has sent to the NFL
I saw a Florida fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Gayturds fan. He was there with his stupid Gayturds fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Gayturd fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in college football. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Gayturd t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Gayturd fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in football heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Gayturd fans.
UKULELE
>>64014408
Black QB
>receiver open
>sheeit, I can run this ball, fuck throwing I can't do that shit
>doesn't get first down
White QB
>receiver open
>throws the ball
>first down
>new mcdonalds chicken burger commercial
What is this abomination?
>>64014482
GOAT GAME
O
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M
A
ME
>>64014479
nice try tardinals fan
>>64014408
>Black qb
>Uh oh my first option isn't open better run for it
>tears and ACL
>White qb
>uh oh my first option isn't open better go through my reads and make a safe decision to protect the football
>wins game
>>64014497
Typical white privilege.
>yfw Alabama gets moved up to the #1 seed with this win
>>64014465
If you don't know what the fuck you're talking then don't say anything
>>64012788
You're blowing it, Florida
W H Y
H
Y
>>64014421
Florida's offense is great
they just have a midget qb that can't throw the ball so they can never show it. Also their oline is very young and held together with staples
When do the contracts for Gary and Verne end? They're well past their prime.
>>64014075
There is literally a laugh track to tell all the stupid people when to laugh. And by "stupid people" I mean everyone who watches that show, because it's awful and the jokes aren't funny.
>>64014521
That's just bananas
>>64014523
If Clemson wins, Clemson stays #1
If Clemson loses, Oklahoma takes #1 seed
>>64014408
Black qb
>pocket collapses
>immma rum da Foobaw and get me one of dem trofies
>gets concussion
White qb
>pocket collapses
>I'll find a gap in the defense and locate an open receiver from the broken coverage
>TD
>gets drafted by the nfl
>makes millions of dollars
>wins multiple owls
>has a gorgeous 10/10 wife and a loving fan to go along
>doesn't have to pay child support
>doesn't have to pay alimony
>forever remembered as a legend and looked up upon by the children of the world
>doesn't have to sell dope
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT ONE MOVIE WITH THE TRAINS?!?!?!!1!?!! AND DENZEL AND LIKE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THEN THE TRAIN LIKE WOULDNT STOP
>dubs Bama wins
>singles Florida comes back and wins
>trips Ohio St. Gets into CFP
>>64014538
>great offense
>no offensive TDs and a blocked FG
haha, ok buddy.
this has been the most predictable SEC championship game in a long time
time for a flawrida come back niggers
>Special Teamsb owl
Calling it now
>Henry fumbles it twice in the fourth
>Florida has 2 miracle drives and wins in overtime
>Henry loses Heisman
>Keenan Reynolds sets NCAA records in rout of Army
>Keenan wins Heisman
MISS
>MISS
MISS
>MISS
MISS
>MISS
MISS
>MISS
MISS
HAPPENING
Not over yet
What would you call that sound Verne made?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS A 5 YARD KICK
>>64014497
White boy bootyblasted LMAO
># of meme qbs in last year's CFP: 4
>#of meme qbs in this year's CFP if Clemson, Bama, oklahoma, Iowa: 2
meme qbs confirmed for elite
>>64014552
racist -_-
How do you fuck up a close indoor field goal?
>tfw you see a kid you went to high school with playing for Florida
>>64014580
But what about the times Mizzou got BTFO?
>>64014596
Adjusting Alabama's cock in his throat
>the local municipality of Alabama
>>64014571
It's like having a really nice car, but someone with the downs is driving
>>64014538
You forgot about the receivers who can't catch balls for shit
>>64014581
No they nee'd an offense for that
>>64014586
>Florida has 2 miracle drives and wins in overtime
>Florida has 2 miracle drives
>miracle drives
>miracle
tebow isn't in college anymore though
>>64014563
that was one of the worst movies I have ever seen
>implying that won't just lead to another safety
>>64014596
Chortle
What late game are we watching /sp/
>>64014563
YEAH MAN!! THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123 WAS GREAT!
>>64014563
Haha top kek everyone was silent as fuck when he said that stupid shit about Henry
>>64014531
the people who discovered and lived on hawaii were Polynesian
they rowed their in canoes cut out of trees and navigated using the stars and their knowledge of tides and other ocean variables. they did this without navigational tools like a compass or chronometer
>>64014621
Prove this scenario wrong then.
Bama is shit but Florida is God awful. No way thru can score more than a field goal in the rest of the game.
>>64014617
>implying those teams will all be in it
>>64014617
4 if Michigan State
>Coker
>Mayfield
>Cook
>Quarterblack
>>64014571
UF is loaded with elite talent you dumb fuck
they just don't have a QB
Why don't you search something along the lines of "will grier UF highlights" on youtube so you can stop looking like a retard while you cheer on some whit BIG10 team and slobber on SEC cawk u faget
How does Henry's hair never move? Some kind of nugget magic ?
>>64014631
That was because of poop swasitkas.
>>64014586
Even if Henry did fumble two more times he would still win the Heisman desu.
>>64014649
Were going to raid the ACC thread once Bamas done booty blasting
Has Bama ever passed it to a TE?
>>64014665
baka you white boys just can't compete
>>64014649
If Clemson ends up Clemsoning you'll want to see it live
>>64014649
Both
>>64014659
Their sauce at chick fil a is nasty af
>>64014673
Oklahoma is guaranteed so there will be at least 1 meme qb
>>64014659
Landfag here, seriously impressed
>>64014512
Why you so mad, white boi
>>64014652
The best part of it was he called the movie "Unstoppable Train".
This flordia qb doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
>>64014665
idk dude I just think equality is important and u shouldn't margnalize people of color, their race has gone through a lot you may not be able to understand ^_^
>>64014649
Hockey
>>64014512
>>White qb
>>uh oh my first option isn't open better go through my reads and make a safe decision to protect the football
>>wins game
he might have got that if he didn't quit halfway through to cry to the ref
>>64014552
thanks man, I found your post funny
>>64014687
>When you are older than 30 and so you are old yet there are still women who look like this about 10 years older so you can still have hope of living the MILF fantasy
>>64014552
Cry some more, kekboi
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Alabama deserves to be in the final four.
>FLORIDA HAS 3 YARDS SINCE THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER
>3 YARDS
>3
and someone is arguing they have an elite offense KEK
>>64014512
Plenty of white QBS can't read a defense for shit. The majority of QBS are white so the best one'side being white is a statistical probability
>>64014757
They won the best conference in America
>>64014738
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64014757
because those virgin sacrifices saban made mean something
>>64014757
They don't.
But the response you'll get is >muh SEC
>>64014580
um, do you not remember the last couple years, anon
>>64014631
Mizzou for BTFO'd in SEC title games twice. In a row.
>>64014738
Just downvoted it, t.b.h
>>64014757
They're a one loss conference champion with wins over multiple ranked teams
>>64014683
>loaded with elite talent
>only scored 7 points on a return
your "elite talent" hasn't done shit so far, in a must-win game.
>>64014757
>tripfag
Filtered another redditor
>>64014738
Why would you cross out your reddit name when we can just go to reddit and find the post?
>>64014757
They single handedly removed anime from the South
>>64014781
>best conference
You're joshin' me right?
>>64014789
Sorry. Didn't see the plural "times", my b.
How fucking bad is Grady if he can't bench treon?
>>64014757
SEC speed
>>64014685
What, never touch afro hair?
how is Florida ranked
after last week, and now this
how?
>>64014814
Upset, midwestfag?
Just wait until Alabama wins that Natty
>>64014694
Of couse blacks would excel at the task of grabbing something and running away with it. And also whites would excel at QB because of the need for precision and generosity to give the ball to others. Basically, whites are ace fighter pilots delivering bombs of humanitarian aid that is the subsahara of black runners.
>>64014832
For Alabama's resume
>>64014799
>jebus of /a/ is just another tripfag
>>64014708
the skill was lost when technology became available that made it uneccesary, but there was a movement to reconnect to the roots, and there is a voyage every year i think where the old ways are used to navigate between hawaii and the marquesas islands 2500 miles south in the pacific
imagine the accuracy to not miss a tiny little island only built by volcano coming out of the ocean on a thousand mile trip
>>64014803
clickclackrackem
>>64014781
>best conference
The B1G wants a word
WOW
>>64014832
To make it look like the sec is relevant
>>64014814
>joshin'
you know the rb is a beast when he runs over dbs, right?
Could you take Henry one on one?
>>64014763
Again, loaded with talent. Just a shit, midget meme QB who admits to loving FSU.
>>64014795
"must win"
>implying anyone in Florida gives a fuck after losing to FSU at home
Everybody is just looking forward to Treon not starting next year to be quite honest.
I can't wait for Alabama to get BTFO in the first round of the playoffs for the second year in a row
>>64014782
>posting /r9k/ """memes"""
Howdy reddit
>>64014858
To bad, you only get a word if you're the best
Jesus I can't listen to these announcers cream themselves over Henry anymore
>>64014858
Rutgers and Maryland and Illinois would like to do the speaking.
>>64014855
>redditors defending redditors
>Riddley wants to pump up his stats, decides to catch the ball twice.
>>64014858
>the conference with Purdue and Rutgers is good
>people used to legitimately believe this nigga was better than Henry
>>64014906
Takes a redditor to know a redditor.
>>64014877
>implying that winning a conference championship, especially over #2 Alabama, isn't important.
you're a fuckin' retard.
>>64014877
>Everybody is just looking forward to Treon not starting next year to be quite honest.
>We don't even care no more!
Pathetic
>>64014856
How did they know there was an island to navigate to in the first place? Seems like dumb luck.
>>64014902
Sure, they can sit at the kiddie table and talk to Auburn, SCAR and Vanderbilt
>>64014893
>To bad
>SEC "education"
>>64014902
Can they talk to South carolina, vandy, and kentucky?
RIDE INTO THE DANGER ZONE
>game has gotten so bad we are down to family story time
booooo
>Coker
>is a huge coke fiend
>Coker's brother is an A-10 pilot
can't be a blood relative
>>64014932
>Sacralina beat UNC and took Clemson down to the absolute wire
>stationed in Turkey
Hes probably bombing the kurds or some shit
>>64014952
>what is a half brother?
>>64014763
Hes false flagging.
>>64014957
What's that gotta do with the B1G?
>>64014952
>aims cannon at terrorist stronghold
>hits a camel a mile and half away
>>64014928
no idea man that's a really good question. maybe they were voyaging and knew they had enough resources to make it back and discovered it... probably what they did when they discovered every new island my guess.
>>64014969
heh
COKER WITH THE DOT
>>64014922
What does Florida gain if they win this game?
>>64014923
Somebody's mad that Dalvin "meme' Cook got fuken exposed lol
>>64014969
>aims cannon at isis camel sex tent
>hits russian fighter plane
>>64014665
Russell Wilson
>touchdown Alabama
>29-7
>/sp/ thought florida would win
florida keks are morons.
>>64015001
>What does Florida gain if they win this game?
the grattitude of football fans everywhere
>>64015001
sugaa boww
Jake Cokers brother bombs hospitals
>>64015001
>>64015001
A fucking conference championship.
Did you just start watching college football this season?
>>64015001
The gratitude of all Anti-bamafags everywhere.
>>64015001
>Somebody's mad that Dalvin "meme' Cook got fuken exposed lol
Lmao what game did you watch
>>64014969
>aims for ISIS leader
>hits black man instead
>ignites race riots in USA
/sp/ THOUGHT FLORIDA WOULD WIN
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64015001
Are you fucking stupid? A conference championship. If you can't understand why winning is important, you don't understand sports, or are intentionally trolling.
I'm surprised this even worse than I expected after the last two weeks.
Florida's total offensive contribution, including penalties has got to be about 50 yards.
>>64014932
Hurr durr typo= education deficit
>>64015068
literally who ever posted this kek
>>64015054
>So good that everyone gangs up on you
Alabama and Patriots are truly GOAT.
>being black
>last name Mulaney
>>64015087
Literally all these game threads you stupid kuck
>>64015088
Difference - people still like the Patriots.
>>64015057
The one where your 'star' rb had 33 total yards when the game was 80% over and the defense realized there was no longer a point.
Look at Fournette stats against UF and then look at Cook. Fournette did it all game, Cook could only get yards in garbage time.
>>64015076
That's how it works around here, friend.
Welcome to /cfb/, I'll be your guide.
>Gary shilling so fucking hard against Ohio State that he would put UNC in over them
He knows what'll happen if Ohio State meets Bama in the playoffs again.
>>64015076
>deficit
Had to dig out the thesaurus for that one, huh.
CHIMP OUT
>>64015121
can confirm
>>64015090
>Mulaney is black
>>64015121
>So good that nobody likes you
Amazing
>I believe UNC should be over Ohio state.
Fucking idiot
Saban needs to hit the treadmill
Robinson better get fucked for that too, Christ
Fuck robinson that was in him
>>64015135
Meyer goes to the hospital again for having to coach against Saban for a second time?
>Florida chimping out
as is tradition
FLAWDA NIGS CHIMPING OUT
>>64015167
CHAMPIONSHIPS
Getting a bit chippy and extracurricular.
>black quarterbacks
>>64015167
>UNC over Ohio State
>UNC lost to South Carolina and only won against meme ACC teams
>OSU lost to Michigan State and won against best conference B1G teams, including a clobbering of Michigan
Make a new thread stupid idiots
>>64015200
>2 FCS wins
>South Carolina
>>64015181
Not sure why Meyer would have a heart attack over blowing Bama the fuck out two years in a row.
Excitement, maybe?
That coach for Bama needs to chill the fuck out of would have done the same shit Jones did
>these fucking nigs
Nice team you got their Florida
>>64015219
>implying Ohio State played anyone good outside of Michigan State
What was Saban talking to the cb about
>>64015269
Sure thing, Paul
>>64015244
He looked his just wanted some puddin hun.
>>64015222
u do it u dumb moron
Florida has lost yardage since half-time.
>>64015070
>>64015043
>>64015032
Do you think Florida gives a fuck about a Sugar Bowl berth? Of course Florida doesn't want to lose this game, but a conference championship doesn't mean a whole lot when a national title isn't at stake.
Alabama jumps to 1.
UNC beats Clemson.
MSU blows out Iowa.
USC beats Stanford.
#4 Ohio State def. #1 Alabama
#3 Michigan State def. #2 Oklahoma
Ohio State def. Michigan State for national championship
Cap this
>>64015269
As much as I hate going to bat for these fucking faggots, Meeeeeeeechigan was a quality win.
Especially the way Ohio State did it this year.
>>64015285
To stop being a nigger
>>64015285
Not retaliating
>>64015285
If he was gonna make him stay in the cluckshed or not tonight after the game.
>>64015310
Glorious, but Oklahoma would beat MSU.
>>64015310
How is OSU still in the running? I thought the loss to MSU took them out.
>>64015297
Suck it gay faggot
>>64015123
Don't say the defense realized there was no point. It is inaccurate and sounds like a pathetic excuse. Cook racked up the yards late because the defense was worn out. They had been on the field all day and just ran out of gas. You're seeing something similar today. Henry wasn't really having that great a game, but now lately is running people over and picking up more yards.
Why did Nick pull Henry? He only needs 40 yards to get 2,000
>>64015361
It took them out of B1GCG contention, but if the ACC, SEC or PAC-12 are won by teams the committee deem worse than Ohio State, they could sneak back in. Especially after they housed Michigan
>>64015361
They're not. Their fans are retarded and for some reason hang out in SEC thread obsessively,
>>64015361
Because we put butts in the seats most importantly, unlike Stanford and unc
And we only have 1 loss
>>64015310
>#4 Ohio State def. #1 Alabama
>#3 Michigan State def. #2 Oklahoma
Are you hallucinating, or do you live in a strange alternate universe? Sparty sucks and Ohio State will be lucky to move up to #4.
>>64015381
You are right and I apologize.
If Florida had even a mediocre offense Dalvin Cook would have less than 50 yards in that game.
Holy shit 2 first downs flordia comeback?
If Saban wins the Natty this year why wouldn't he try the NFL again, he has nothing more to prove in collage
Pretty good touchdown from Florida tbqh
>>64013038
>lives in/near DC
>has Comcast instead of Fios
dude get your shit together
>>64015391
>>64015412
I'm retarded, I didn't know OSU was #6. If Iowa loses, OSU would definitely be in. Especially if BTFO. Same with Clemson.
Also remind me, why does Oklahoma not have to compete for the Big 12 title?
Suddenly, offense.
Where the fuck was this two quarters ago, Florida?
was a nice dragon
Why does Bama always allow meme miracle catches?
>>64015302
>but a conference championship doesn't mean a whole lot when a national title isn't at stake.
>I'm a fan of a shitty conference team.
Yeah, we know *your* conference titles are worthless.
>>64015438
Alabama pays the man a shitload of money.
>>64015389
He can get it in the playoffs
>Florida's offense
>not elite
Please choose only one you retards.
>>64015474
Big 12 doesn't have enough teams to have a true CCG, so Oklahoma clenched it last week against OKST
>>64015484
Because the secondary is garbage.
DAT SPIN MOVE
THAT SPIN
Bama's slacking now.
>>64015474
They basically did in the bedlam game
But Big XII isn't allowed to have an actual CCG with only 10 teams
>>64015503
>still down by 2 possessions
>but lets just ignore that
Bama getting memed on right now
>>64015503
>2 POINTS
>>64015438
Because 18 year olds will listen to what he says.
>Onside
>when you have all timeouts
>shiiieeeeet
>>64015438
7 million dollars a year
>special teams
>>64015493
The last 3 times my team has played for a conference chamoionship, it was the de facto national title game, and the SEC championship has been much more competitive than the *actual* national title game more often than not.
I don't play for Florida, but as a lifelong gator fan, this game doesn't mean a whole lot to me beyond the possibility of an upset.
also
>naming your kid OJ
>after 1992
Niggers everyone.
Florida wins on meme hail marys
Cap this post
>>64015123
Nigga the game was in garbage time when we scored a touchdown.
>Sonic boneless "wings"
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of them actually being wings?
>>64015438
Why would he? He gets to run the football program like a dictator, and only answers to the AD and University president. He's got a cushy job, with a winning team, making boatloads of money. Why give that up?
Need a new thread
>>64015567
>he's in a thread of the team he hates
inb4 Alabama play action dragon on 3rd down.
>>64015635
Well, either way they can't fly so they're not even wings by definition.
>650+ posts
wew
>>64015621
dat 2 score deficit tho
>>64015645
I'm just here to watch this L
>on side kick with 5 minutes and all your time outs
The absolute madman
>>64015621
>not hail memeys
Wings are the worst food ever invented
>messy
>not filling
>chew on cartilage filled scraps of meat
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>inb4 henry breaks his leg and Alabama is finished
>>64015476
More like three games ago.
>>64015706
Every one of Alabama's backs is an identical o-line baby, it does not matter.
>>64015722
NEW THREAD
Aosu BTFO
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG
>"If NC wins, I would give them the edge over OSU"
So the only way Ohio St. gets in and beats Alabama again is if Clemson wins out. I like this scenario.
>>64015749
Drake is nothing like Henry
>>64015678
I'm going to laugh when mark richt stretches jimbos butthole to the breaking point, but I still won't be pathetic enough to post in your game threads.
Maybe we'll meet in bowl game or something
>>64015503
Stop false flagging.
Did foster have a fucking broken arm?
Of course.
Let the game off on the 3 yard line. No TD for Henry's Heisman. Thanks Saban.
ITS OGRE
>The gator infested geriatric mass grave of Florida
ROLL TIDE FUCK OSU
>Eli Gold still doesn't have a man's voice.
Lmao @ all these Gator fans bragging about being in the SEC championship after being plumbed by the 3 year in a row state champions.
>Gators could only score on defense against the best college team to ever exist
>MVP to Henry.
But Coker really won it for them today. Henry was mostly contained, never broke the Florida D down or broke off a critical run.