SEC Championship Game: Florida vs Alabama Gamethread #1
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Why do teams play so much more inspired against Alabama? I bet Florida wins
>>64009115
>tfw exams
fuck everything
Didn't bet on this game, so it means nothing to me.
>implying MSU/Clemson parlay isn't a sure thing
>>64009166
>mfw Junior in engineering at a top engineering school
step up fäm
GET HYPE
ROLL TIDE RAMMER JAMMER!
>>64009259
>mfw rich NEET
it all went wrong in 7th grade when i found pot
Go Gators!
Nothing personal Alabama, we just need you to lose for us to get in
What a joke of a game this will be.
All this announcer Bama cock sucking that will occur the entirety of the game.
Kill me now.
>>64009310
>we
>us
Classic aOSU fan
>>64009323
Kill yourself and do us all a favor
This fucking Peter Pan Geico commercial needs to fuck off.
>>64009259
I am too fucknuts
>>64009310
>oskeks
>>64009350
I am Sean Neurnberger we've been over this
Come on Florida, unleash the MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON.
I'm rooting for the Gators to help activate the CFP doomsday scenario.
>>64009355
No, I'm ok. Enjoying suffering :)
>head coach admitting defeat before the game has even started
College football is so fucking pointless
>>64009259
>be grad student in engineering
>one final is take home
>other two are open notes
I don't remember the last time I stressed out because of finals week
>>64009259
Why are there so many engineering students on 4chan but no actual engineers?
>>64009433
>goings-on to grad school for engineering
Sorry you picked a shit field, fambly
>>64009471
Engineering graduates are too poor to have Internet and eventually commit suicide out of loneliness
come on florida
Florida has the worst offense in the country.
>draw on 3rd and 10
>Florida with a 3-and-out
IT BEGINS
this game sucks.
Can SEC teams even score?
>A team is ranked 18th in the conference championship game
Nice conference ya got there
>>64009504
>implying that isnt the time to use a draw
>>64009517
Less than two minutes into the game.
should be interesting since florida's coaching staff has ex-alabama coaches.
that being said ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKER
I wish Verne and Gary would die in a slow burning fire.
>SEC so irrelevant now they back out of a primetime slot
0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>64009557
Rude af m8
Praying for some Alabama keking
>>64009539
It would be 35-31 in the BXII
>>64009539
Would be 28 - 20 in the Big 12 by now
Post yfw the tears roll today.
>>64009428
>head coach admitting defeat before the game has even started
Glad I'm not the only one that read that. What a pussy lmao.
do u guys remember that thing everyone did back in elementary school where we would cross arms around the crotch region? what was that called?
>>64009569
Except this game will beat all the other CGs In viewership which is why they are having it early
Who is all ready for some #football between #Florida and #Alabama? #sports #touchdowns #sec #championship #playoffs
>>64009598
Rape prevention training?
>>64009598
I think you got molested pal
>>64009569
>implying 4 PM on the East Coast isn't a primetime slot
The sun sets at 4:15 bruv. The 8:00 games might as well be Hawaii v Colorado at 1 AM.
>>64009295
W
ELMO
E
DUDE
>you always wanna give the cow time to burp
>>64009604
and that's only because all the other CGs are on at the same time
>>64009428
What happened?
>>64009610
Is this a new meme?
>>64009610
I am as long as we're getting #chik-fil-a
>>64009604
Eh probably the Big Ten title will have more viewers since there's some intrigue to that game while this is just Bamawinslol
>>64009569
>implying the SEC Championship Game hasn't been on at 3 central for literally decades
>implying it isn't the only game on right now
>implying 7 central is primetime when there's literally 4 games on
>>64009643
Be sure to wash it down by sharing a #cokezero with your friends!
>>64009635
I saw the Florida coach saying Treon Harris may have to run around and get hit this game but I don't know if that's what they're referring to
>>64009648
>logic
>>64009610
why did you put so many pound signs in your post?
>>64009632
Exactly. They knew that if the SEC CG were in prime time the other games would have practically no viewers
Why are buckeye fans so obsessed with the SEC? On every message board, every SEC game comment section, and even in real life discussions about SEC teams, there is some faggot buckeyes fan pouting about history and their sense of entitlement.
Can anyone explain why this is? You'll never see Bama fans commenting obsessively on a Big10 championship game
>>64009598
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WA8Mw2_8cIU
SUCK IT
>mfw bama loses and no $EC in playoff
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>Cocks Jr.
THE SPAGHETTI BEGINS
That was the best scoring opportunity Florida will get all game.
Do people listen to country music outside of the south?
>>64009604
>this delusion
Cam Robinson is so fucking bad
THERES COCKS
How do you let him recover that back?
>Coker
>>64009698
I'm sure they do.
Considering most people retire and move to the south
>sec championship is only 23 years old
>yokels think their conference has better history than the Big 10
How about showing the game where teboq cries
>>64009698
Not even on those campuses do they listen to country
Only the hick fans who live in the trailers nearby
>>64009712
Lucky bounce.
Should have held onto the cock
>>64009721
Literally not his fault though.
>>64009698
fucking everywhere has people who like country music. Even here in AZ.
It gets girls wet.
>>64009661
Uuuh gramps, it's called a #hashtag lol. #oldpeopleprobz #getwiththetimes
>>64009737
>sparkly tebow
>>64009684
God, that would just be the best.
>>64009730
>first B1G championship game was in 2011
>>64009698
They do in anyplace rural
In cities, it's mostly restricted to the South, Southwest, and Rocky Mountains
>>64009721
literally saved his team
>aOSU in charge of talking shit about qbs
>tfw no tebow
>tfw no percy
>tfw no hernandez
Wat do bros?
Was tebow the best sec qb ever or is it just bs?
>>64009737
They'll probably show that one next. Followed by Steve Spurrier.
>>64009730
Are you fucking retarded? The SEC Championship Game was the first by a long shot and now I just realized I'm falling for bait.
>>64009669
We're following the SEC CG because we have an outside chance at the playoffs based on the result of this game.
We just shitpost everywhere we are. Bama fans do the same, desu. Bama fans understand that when you are a superior program it's your God-given duty to rub it in everyone else's face every chance you get
>>64009750
Tucson here, can confirm
Even some Mexicans like it
>>64009323
Unplug center speaker on surround sound system, no more announcers.
>Florida
>Offense
Pick 1
>>64009771
>no pouncy twins
>line made of tissue paper
Special teams and defensive points.
>>64009767
Grew up in Chicago, senpai and tbqh the country station is one of the top stations annually. So there's that.
>>64009795
Texas here
lots of Mexicans like country music because it makes them feel white
Reuben Foster
>has Auburn tat
>goes to Alabama
Classic
>>64009698
Yes. I'm also told that even some strayans and irish listen to country. Apparently people do in rural areas all over the US.
>3rd and long
I surrender, run the draw
>Run on 3 and 13
>SEC
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
God damn Florida's offense is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
>>64009799
>tfw I fucked as many girls in college as a QB
>FLAWDUH
>>64009769
Our QBs haven't been bad or turnover machines this year though, outside the NIU game. They just call QB draw too much
>FLORIDA
FLORIDA BTFO
>>64009773
Yeah, but that's really not that big of an accomplishment
The conference isn't particularly known for great quarterbacks
I KNEW the first score would be a safety. Just had the wrong team
>3rd down
>Better run the ball
>Then get blocked
>Flo rida
>>64009799
>he didn't destroy that
>This awful qb/punt protection
They didn't even try to stop them on that
Nice blocking, Jesus Christ.
All these fags with Lego man hair cut and a polo in the crowd.
>>64009773
>knowing this little about football
Please just lurk, idiot.
It's ogre
>2-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
who /born in 1988/ here?
Jesus there wasn't a single guy that got blocked there
Damn claymation Milana got a fat ass
>Little 10, Fag-12 and GayCC all on at the same time
Who fucked up?
>Florida is the second best team in this conference
SEC doesn't deserve to get in to the CFP at this juncture
>>64009793
Get fucked suckeyes! ROLL TIDE
>>64009861
>All those busts and literally who
>SEC QBs
>>64009863
Probably Cam Newton or Peyton or Eli Manning if you count NFL career. College obky, perhaps.
>>64009676
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WA8Mw2_8cIU
this is it. thanks anon
Is there a more hateable coach than Saban in all of football?
>>64009802
Why would you not watch with uncle Verne?
>>64009773
Best true quarter back? Fuck no. Best player that happened to line up at QB? Probably. Maybe even one of the best ever in college. Dude was a fucking beast in that offense.
As for true passing qbs? Tim Couch was boss as fuck. And Eli has to get a mention.
>>64009773
He was a meme qb.
>10 men on the field for a punt
Florida won their division in the SEC East, everyone.
>>64009861
In your world did Tebow not ever run the ball or something? You're missing pretty critical stats there
Just started watching. Did I miss anything?
>>64009902
Rich Rodriguez
>>64009857
He didn't. His recent gf broke up with him because he wouldn't throw her any dick. Tebow is closeted af senpai.
>inb4 a man of his convictions
muh faith is the ultimate beard
>>64009894
http://collegefootball.blog.ajc.com/2015/08/25/alabama-qbs-havent-won-nfl-game-since-1988/
>>64009914
An Alabama safety.
>>64009914
Florida's offense is retarded, Bama blocked a punt for a safety
>>64009902
Urban Meyer
>>64009902
Urban Meyer
Inb4 this game ends 3-2
>>64009886
>best in SEC East means you're the best in the whole SEC
mes côtés
>>64009886
LSU, Ole Miss, and Tennessee are probably all better than UF, senpai.
>inb4 but Florida beat Ole Miss and Tennessee
They also had a QB back then. They've been dogshit since Grier got suspended.
Florida isn't scoring any points. At least on offense.
>>64009902
nope
>Be Coker
>Oh shit, pass rush
>I'd better take the sack instead of throwing it away immediately.
>Coker
>NOT THROWING IT AWAY AFTER ESCAPING 2X
>Jake Choker
>>64009938
>>64009940
>Florida gags are still salty
>Florida
>Special Teams
>Florida Special Teams
Jesus H. Christ
>championship defense
>autistic midget qb
>>64009940
>>64009938
>>64009902
I smell butthurt
I don't follow college handegg, if Bama loses will they not make the playoff group of 4 or whatever you call it?
SEC everybody
>special teams
>special
>Flaw-rida
Maximum semen slurpage desu senpai
>>64009938
>>64009940
hivemind lol
>>64009970
Yes, but they won't lose.
>this spaghetti
Another blocked punt incoming
>>64009970
Yes
>>64009971
Insecure about your shit league?
I'd probably say Lane Kiffin for most hated coach. He destroys football programs as head coach.
This is literally the battle of who can be worse on special teams and Florida is fucking handing the game to Bama
>>64009970
If Alabama loses, them and Florida are both not making the 4-team playoff. But it's not an objective and mathematical elimination
This is the mighty SEC everyone, no offense whatsoever
>Floridumb
too retarded to not fair catch
too retarded to not let it go
fumbles
>>64009986
What other games today determine who gets in?
""""""""'''"Special"""""""""" teams
>>64009970
call it handegg again and I'll kick your ass over the internet bud
>>64009970
Pretty much. Florida wouldn't make it either
>>64009999
Quads confirm
>>64009907
This to be honest. He'd have been the best at almost any position, which is why it's such a shame he refuses to be a TE, fullback, or even a linebacker in the NFL.
Unc would booty blast both these teams
Houston would BOOT BLAST these two teams desu
>>64010007
NC/Clemson
>>64009999
Those are real defenses.
>>64009958
Im a B10 fan dude
I'm literally rooting for whoever will ensure Urban Cryer stays out of the playoffs.
>>64010007
Big Ten CG, ACC CG possibly Pac 12 CG
>>64009902
Saban is only truly hateable if your jelly and simply hate Alabama because of their success or if you're a cfb SJW faggot that bitches about the process or hypocrisy in the sport or whatever. Yes he's a dick but what do you expect from someone who runs shit the way he does?
If he was your teams coach you'd love his shit.
Urban Meyer is just an unlikable faggot in general.
>>64010007
All of them except random Big XII games because no champin chimp gayme
>>64010007
Winner of Iowa/MSU game will get in. OU has already won the Big XII and basically clinched a spot. Clemson is in if they beat UNC.
post yfw the game ends 3-2
>>64010030
Aka Michigan fan aka GIANT FAGGOT
>>64010007
The only games that matter today are the conference championship games
Big Ten (Iowa vs MSU) is win-and-in
ACC (Clemson vs UNC) is win-and-in for Clemson. People will argue about UNC
Pac-12 (Stanford vs USC) might matter. USC can't get in with a win, but Stanford might if everything goes crazy ahead of them
>Alabama
That passing defense is going to get BTFO in the playoff.
DRAGON!!!
Florida might as well chuck dragons like that all day
>>64010027
And pee wee special teams
DRAGON
damn, bama always gives up a dragon
They sound so disappointed at that Florida dragon
>>64010044
5-3 nigga
>Treon c u c king Bama's secondary
>letting Florida get a 46-yard pass on you
>>64010044
>UF hitting a field goal
Impossible.
>>64009999
>Literally one away from 64 million GET
Holy fuck it wasnt even intentional
>>64010054
>>64010050
Seriously. Has no OC watched how people have beaten Alabama?
>>64010035
Meyer is only truly hateable if your jelly and simply hate OSU/Florida because of their success or if you're a cfb SJW faggot that bitches about the process or hypocrisy in the sport or whatever. Yes he's a dick but what do you expect from someone who runs shit the way he does?
If he was your teams coach you'd love his shit.
Notice how all 4 top teams are from the south, if you're a Yankee shut the fuck up and get out of football before we begin another civil war and kick your ass AGAIN
>>64010035
Urban is a nice guy in the eyes of his players, recruits and media. If you dislike Urban Meyer, it's probably just because you are a salty motherfucker.
>>64010050
Bamafag here and the secondary is definitely our biggest liability. We can mask Coker's ineptitude on offense for the most part.
>>64010044
2-0 to be frank, family member
>alabama
>good
LOL
>>64010086
>Iowa is in the South
I'm so confused right now
>>64010086
>this kills the thread
>>64010086
>Iowa
>Oklahoma
>South
>>64010086
It's like you're not even trying
>>64010086
I know this is bait, but
>Iowa in the south
>Oklahoma in the south
>>64010091
If you get a Big 10 team you should be fine. Oklahoma will ravage that defense and Clemson would be a tough game.
>the city of Alabama
>>64010086
This
Iowa and Michigan State are southern teams.
STOP RUNNING, JUST FUCKING THROW IT
>Alabama
>Secondary
Florida is pretty good desu
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>>64010079
Ole Miss Game made me re-evaluate how good I thought Bama was. Croker is a big choker - put pressure on him and he will fumble or throw a pick into coverage.
>>64010078
>1 away from 64 million
Nigger can you count?
>keep getting stuffed at the line
>get two big completions
>better run it some more
I get they want to keep offensive balance, but they need to use the pass to open up the run desu senpai baka
Just meme it up Florida
GO GATA
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Oklahoma is going to disembowel this Alabama secondary.
gators gonna fuck this up
>>64010131
Reminder that that's the best team Alabama has played all season.
I would talk more shit, but I had to watch Ohio State lose to Michigan State, so that puts a damper on things
>2015
>unironically losing to Florida
Texas would booty blast these two teams
>>64010145
>implying Texas won't jump Oklahoma after today
>>64010078
>Southern education
>>64010026
>>64010032
>>64010039
>>64010040
>>64010046
thank brehs
>>64010009
handegg
How long has mark hamill been the coach at florida?
>>64010145
bullshit.
Iowa isn't a top 4 team..
>>64010086
How C*cked can one pretend nation be to be able to kill more people in a war but still somehow fuck everything up?
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKING BAAAAAALL
>>64010156
Wide left or wide right, or goal post ding?
>>64010167
>inb4 3-2 final score
>>64010179
This is what faggots actually believe.
They're going to smash MSU's shit in.
>>64010186
Doink
>>64010177
He had to get done filming the new star wars first, so this is his first year.
>>64010176
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>>64010078
>can't even count
18+
>>64010117
From what I heard basically every team has half their roster from Texas, so technically every team in college football is southern
>Florida kicking
Why the hell is he coming on the field?
>3rd and 10
>throw to 5 yard route
Florida pls
>>64010186
blocked
>>64010198
>SPECIAL
TEAMS
>>64010204
>texas
>south
>florida
Where is the offense?
>>64010220
WIZARD
>>64010220
HAHAHAHAHA
>SNOOK
>Florida special teams
THIS FUCKING GAME
OH MY FUCK
FLAWDUH SPECIAL TEAMS
Guess I was wrong, it was a block. At least Hardin can tackle better than he can kick.
Why is it that Nick Saban, a career defensive back coach/d coordinator, is always weakest in the secondary?
Name one reason the whole state of Alabama shouldn't be put in a dome and nuked.
>gators in charge of special teams
>This low scoring shit show
Notre Dame confirmed in and Alabama out.
>>64010224
God, guns, football. Check, check, check
It's the south
>>64010248
Can't fit.
I guess you could say this gators special teams is pretty
special
>>64010248
I've heard huntsville is okay
>>64010248
Logistics
>blocked punt
>blocked FG
Why are SEC games such meme play factories?
Whatever happened to running the ball and scoring like a real team?
Wow this is the worst special teams performance of all time.
>this team won 10 games
>>64010248
UAB.
>>64010263
Try harder
Florida could use some Beamerball desu senpai
Why is this game such a fucking meme dream?
>>64010241
He doesn't give out scholarships, or go after the best recruits because he believes he "can mold" them.
>>64010248
Because it's one of the few states left that still opposes liberal degeneracy.
>>64010248
The bad PR for America
>>64010248
domes are a circle and alabama is not circle. you would either miss most of the state or have to nuke surrounding states. family.
>>64010263
CARLOS
A
R
L
O
S
>>64010263
Magic School Bus was a shit cartoon and Carlos isn't funny, awful meme, cancer
>>64010241
Saban is a figurehead for a coaching tree that actually knows what they're doing. You think they let this autist actually coach and make decisions?
>>64010248
Its funny to me that everyone here hates the south so much when the reason most people hate the south is because theyre racist
it seems like most of 4chan would fit in pretty well with the south to be honest bloodline brother
>>64010273
Because SEC defense is really damn good.
>>64010248
Gulf Coast seems like a nice place
>Flawduh
>>64010273
Or UF has some really special teams
>>64010248
But Mobile is best city.
>>64010289
Perfectly fine. Nuke the land from the shit states around Alabama as well.
Literally No Offense: The Conference
>>64010315
Not even close
>>64010286
>Implying Alabama isn't a huge burden on the rest of the US
Honestly, America would be great again if we just nuke the South and get it over with.
>>64010315
That was horrible.
>Texas dominates Oklahoma
>Texas smashes Baylor
>Still not a top 5 team
Damn this committee is retarded, you can't count a couple of fluke losses and kicking blunders against them.
>>64010289
>worry about the surrounding states
>OH NO WE ACCIDENTALLY NUKED A LITTLE BIT OF GEORGIA, TENNESSEE, AND MISSISSIPPI
>This UF defense
Why Bama even in a playoff spot. It should be relinquished right now in favor of Notre Dame.
>muh ESS EE CEE defenses
this O-lines are just shit
Notre Dame would bootyblast both of these teams.
THAT ELITE PUNT
Incoming 2nd safety
Yeah, offense has been a shit show but
>All these special teams plays
>>64010324
>Actual defense the conference
Fixed
>>64010302
Lol no
>>64010248
Dreamland
>>64010334
losses are losses
>Special...teams
4-0 incoming
>>64010269
This. I hate the south with a passion, but Huntsville has the most badass space museum ever.
inb4 Florida busts a 90+ yard run
>Its a no one scores spaghetti game
safety soon dubs confirm
>>64010248
Milos
>>64010334
They're not even bowl eligible
This bama special teams
>>64010333
OH SHIT
>two of the best defenses in America
>casuals think it's bad offense
Well, they're half right: UF's offense is steaming dogshit. Bama's is good though.
>>64010331
Deporting all the blacks would have better results and would actually be feasible.
>>64010348
I remember hearing the same thing about Ole Miss before their bowl game last year
>>64010357
Is it better than DC's 2 Air & Space museums? Genuinely curious
What's the largest number of safeties in one game ever?
>>64010348
Then why do they get bootyblasted in bowl games?
>>64010351
You're really going to pretend that's not true? All of the elite SEC defensive players in the nfl is proof enough, fool.
>>64010334
Stop loss ingredients to everyone else. Ya'Lloyd got rekt by tcu
>>64010355
The rarest of football scores
>>64010376
Ole miss is shit and has always been shit
>2 - 0 at the end of the first quarter
Wow some conference you guys have got there.
Is there anything more SEC than a 2-0 scoreline?
>Run
>Run
>Incompletion
>Punt
SSSSSSS
SS
SS
SSSSSSS
SS
SS
SSSSSSS
EEEEEEE
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CCCCCCC
CC
CC
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>>64010372
UFs offense is doing okay. It's the special teams that are horrific
>this qb play
>>64010373
No. Retarded white trash goes to.
Special Teams Bowl 2015
This is REAL gridiron, smash mouth, grown man football. Fuck Yankee football with their 0 defense, high scoring games, it's like watching a bunch of 8 year olds where the refs let everyone score
>>64010370
>ass up ass up
>>64010394
4-2 desu
>Its all cumming down to special teams
>>64010373
bingo
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>64010389
hey fuck you buddy
>>64010378
Actually if you look at the over all record the sec dominates the bowls
>>64010372
Not with Cokehead taking the snaps.
>eec
>entertaining
This is boring
>>64010338
>Yeah UNC will never be in the playoff because of two FCS teams on the schedule
>Alabama has played Middle Tennessee, Louisina-Monroe and Charleston Southern
>b-but they're not FCS
>mfw
>>64010377
Three Division I-A teams have scored three safeties in a game: Arizona State in 1996 (in a 19-0 victory over then-No. 1 and two-time defending national champion Nebraska, ending the Cornhuskers' 26-game winning streak); North Texas in 2003; and Bowling Green in 2005
NFL record is also 3
Who /I-65/ here?
>Henry runs for 3 yards
>falls over and get 5 more
Ok.
>>64010377
3 safeties scored in an NFL game (Rams v. Giants, 1984)
3 safeties scored in multiple NCAA games (ASU in 1996, North Texas in 2003, Bowling Green in 2005)
UCF WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH THESE MEMES
>>64010376
Nah.
The Udvar-Hazy center is magnificent.
>>64010406
Yeah it is a good thing the B1G exist or i might never be able to see football like this.
>>64010442
big boy football.
FYI: to all Oklahoma fans, everyone here considers your team Texas because 9/10 of your roster is from Texas, so if you win the championship it goes to Texas, it comes home to Texas
Who is Derrick Henry's backup?
>>64010406
>Texas and the West Coast are now Yankees
>>64010432
Not trying to rebuttal, but only Chatleston Southern is fcs.
>>64010416
Fuck you you Ole Piss of shit
>>64010419
Sorry, I meant bowls matching up top teams in the conferences and not just teams that went 6-6 or 7-5. Also known as
>bowls that matter
>Literally not giving the ball to Henry every down
Why not Lane
Why not?
>>64010442
Babbys first football game
>>64010455
>sec
>big boy football
laffin
>>64010373
Sorry, Jebediah, your sister fucking white trash scum needs to go too. Just declare the entire SEC a dead zone and let the radiation produce a sentient breed of wild hog and gator that have a higher IQ than the south currently has.
>>64010433
>>64010447
thanks, statsbros
>>64010357
Yankee transplant to North Carolina here. Some parts of the region have been coming along pretty well. North Carolina's got some nice spots.
>Triangle has the universities and the state capital. Also, if you're into hipsters, Durham is trying to become south Brooklyn
>Charlotte's a legit big city, for better and for worse
>Ashville is gorgeous and there's a lot of music and art. Lots of hippies downtown, but if you don't like that, just venture out into the country
>Outer Banks and Crystal Coast have nice beaches. Morehead City is underrated as fuck, as is Wilmington.
Would I rather go back home? Yeah, but NC isn't so bad.
>>64010457
my nigga
>>64010406
>Fuck Yankee football with their 0 defense, high scoring games
I know it's bait, but I'm still upset someone could type this out without cringing to death
>>64010472
Because Floridas defense is elite.
I love the SEC!
>>64010450
did they even win a game this season?
>>64010459
Next years overhyped bust rb
>>64010465
Did you read my post, buddy? You really think that ULM and Southern Miss are really all that different?
>>64010397
>EEC
Fail hahahaha
>>64010466
>cargo wearing mithippi tate fan detected
>>64010459
#2 RB is Kenyan Drake, but he broke his arm against Mississippi State. The #3 RB is Damien Harris.
>>64010459
Drake
>>64010469
Last year the SEC had a down year I'll give you that but the SEC usually smashes OOC opponents in bowls that matter.
>>64010476
Hmm I wonder what race brings down the South's IQ.
>>64010476
Joke is on you, don't have sister, borrowed yours.
>>64010459
No one. That nigga carried it 46 times last week, family.
>>64010481
Based Whataburger
>>64010432
Let me red pill you on this.
Bama recruits the no. 1 recruiting class in the nation literally every year. They have 15-20 NFL guys on their roster.
UNC recruits a bunch of 2 and 3-star guys. They might have two or three legit NFL guys.
If Alabama played UNC, Vegas would make them at least a 14+ point favorite.
Those are the facts, jack.
>>64010508
>when that depth chart bling
>>64010501
Did you read my post? I'm not in support of Bama scheduling trash. I was just correcting something that you were mistaken on.
>>64010480
Outer Banks is great, have a beach house there
pic related
what's rent like in NC cities?
Coker is due for a pick 6
>>64010480
I live in Wilmington
can confirm
>>64010506
Drake is back I'm pretty sure I saw him making plays earlier
What's worse? These Yankee northeast Jews or these fat corn fed pig Fucking Midwest farmer Yankees?
>>64010515
Probably nascar
>>64010406
The Big 10 is a southern conference now? Well, shit. Guess Maryland's influence is greater than I thought.
>>64010480
People like you need to be repatriated
>>64010494
Could still booty blast UF and Bama
>>64010501
>You really think that ULM and Southern Miss are really all that different?
They're both FBS
>>64010481
thats a gotdamn tasty looking burger you posted there.
>>64010512
>here's your meme arrow
>>64010528
What town? I stay in Frisco a good part of the year
>>64010527
I acknowledged that they were not de jure but de facto FCS to begin with.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64010530
NOPE
FUMBLEROOSKI
>Bama
>>64010406
But zero defense, high scoring games is literally every conference but the B1G. Just because Bama and Florida are good defensively does not excuse the shit pile that is all football south of the Mason Dixon line.
>>64010481
>tfw in Dallas and ya black friends want to eat In n Out instead of Whataburger
>>64010538
Midwest farmers desu
I would've said Northeast Jews, but then I moved here to AZ and it's full of mean, nasty geriatrics from the Midwest
>EAST EASTERN CONFERENCE FOOTBALL
THERE GOES THE HEISMAN
>>64010560
Don't call it Frisco
>Heisman running back
Florida refusing to die
>>64010512
This.
Last year was shit but as for overall recent history the SEC has shit on everyone in big bowls and small.
Obviously last year is the most relevant examples we have as of right now. This season will tell a lot. But let's not act like the SEC hasn't banked a lot of OOC credit in the last 10 years.
>When will d Henry be picked in the draft.
>How hard will he bust?
Late R2
4.0 ypc in first year
I literally started typing this before the fumble I swear.
>>64010528
Damn I'd love to do somethin fishing there right now. You got a boat?
>rock bottom
>this slurpfest
> rock bottom
WOW cant even a finish a post without more spaghetti
>>64010436
passed that sign so many times driving up from Mobile.
>>64010582
do they have in n out in texas? I thought Arizona was the limit on territory.
>>64010501
Did you miss the part where Alabama also scheduled Wisconsin and UNC scheduled coachless University of Illinois
If Florida had even a remotely competent special teams unit they might win this game, but they won't
>that overthrow
C'mon
>That pass
>It's not shit offense, just great defense in the SEC
God Florida needs a real QB fast.
>>64010594
2 ypc at best because people will actually tackle him.
>>64010592
Thank you logical anon. These bitches get one good year and think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>64010589
only people over 40 call it Trent though
Why does Vern have to do play-by-play for the fucking SEC? What a waste
The announcers are hilariously biased towards Bama.
Did Henry just lose the Heisman?
>>64010615
Rather an overthrow than a throw into coverage for a pick anyday.
>>64010611
Yea we got some In n Outs, it's pretty good but was disappointed because it's so hyped up
>>64010623
You just don't understand
>>64010436
There's a big confederate flag not too far away when heading down to prattville
>>64010623
>implying that anyone ever even remotely promoted the notion that Florida's offense was good.
Put meme in coach!
>>64010611
A few in the DFW area and Austin with another in Killeen.
>>64010623
It's obviously both. Florida's injuries and suspensions over the season made their mediocre offense into a shitty one
>>64010626
Put me in coach
Was a different QB starting for Florida vs FSU? I remember a different dude.
>>64010645
I hope so. How many times do Alabama backs have to be exposed as the same shit?
>>64010528
Greenville here. It's about as close to a "city" as you're gonna get in Eastern North Carolina north of Wilmington (ECU is here, third biggest public university in the state). Getting an apartment here is fucking dirt cheap, but you get what you pay for around here. There isn't really a "nice" part of town, apart from maybe Brook Valley where the country club is. Even some parts near the university are sort of sketchy, especially when you're near the frats.
>>64010596
nah, closest harbor is a couple miles but fishing on the sound
>>64010560
not san francisco, right?
Charlotte or Ashville, is the rent under 1000 for a decent place?
>"Why are SEC fans so obsessed with their league? Being loyal to a conference is retarded!
>LOL the SEC sucks, my conference is better!
>liberals
>>64010647
True. Just hope McElwain dials up something amazing with this timeout
What will the beer be called?
I DONT KNOW
*
Oh!! I'll call it asshole!
Is it to late for Florida to put Timothy Tebow in as QB?
>Superkeks
Best show ever
GRRRRRLLLLLPOWAH
>>64010652
>unironically selecting as an example the absolute shittiest defensive team in the conference
>>64010680>>64010596
*fishing on the sound is great
>>64010680
Frisco NC
You probably stay up in Nags Head.
>m-muh 7 wins
>the south shall rise again
Why are SECfags the worst?
>>64010654
God bless this state
Time to run the draw!
>>64010705
Corolla, love it here
>>64010626
Once again
>Alshon Jeffery
Gary pls
>A'Shawn is down
Bama just lost their best player
>>64010713
And hope for a successful punt.
>>64010641
Bc he's the best
Wwwoooowwww
>unironically defending this shitshow
>Semen Eating Conference fans
>>64010241
He can't get four at one time. They keep bolting for the NFL.
FUCK. I wanted get a look at robinson for my r/nfl_draft mock.
>>64010541
Canadafriend, few things would make me happier.
Pic is my home town. I moved down here when I was a kid with my parents after they retired and I've been looking for a way back home since. Had some job prospects up that way, but they all fell through.
Like I said, I like North Carolina fine, but it wasn't really my choice and I still have a lot of family and connections up in D.C.
Florida should consider recruiting O linemen
I've never met an SEC fan who wasn't a white supremacist.
>>64010711
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
>>64010711
Lmao fuckin hillbillies thinking their mountains and nature are cool, no thanks hicks, I'm all good down here in downtown LA #spoiled
>>64010722
>tfw the announcers would rather be working a Bears game than the SEC "champion"ship
>>64010727
Not even an Alabama fan, but his loss will hardly make a difference. Bama has like 6 guys to take his spot that could start all around the country
Sheldon and Amy finally fuck
>that HEB commercial
ABSOLUTELY BASED. Who else saw that? Merry Christmas, y'all.
>Listening to Verne shill TBBT
Poor guy
>>64010745
And a QB. Unless they have some 5 star that I'm not aware of.
>>64010750
>"SEC fans are white supremacists"
>"I hate the South, it's fully of filthy niggers"
>>64010750
Shut up nigger
that's the fattest cheerleader I've ever seen, wtf florida
>even Verne knows TBBT is trash
>>64010762
Don't hate because they acknowledge Jay Cutler is an elite QB
>>64010762
Alshon Jeffrey and Jay Cutler are both from the south, so is Matt Forte fyi, Yankees suck at football
>Dem White cheerleaders
>You'll never have them
feels bad man
>Florida
>Offensive Line
Goddamn this d-line. Thomas Demitroff better be paying attention.
>>64010783
kek
wait a minute
the SEC champion are the Gators, the same team that scored 0 points against ACC team Seminoles? and yet SEC is "superior" ?
riddle me this, ameriburgers.
>>64009610
Can't wait to bet on this year's #seccgwinner at #draftkings
>that punt return
Dude could have just run straight
>>64010796
>Cultlel
>Elite
Not much that OT could do. That was a perfect jump.
>>64009698
I was in miami in a rental car, flipping through their radio stations, and even they had a country music station.
>that increibly obvious false start
The fix is in.
Also, did anyone else just hear the announcer call the SEC "our conference"?
Puntbowl
>yfw this spaghetti bowl is the worst game of the day
>EEC
I honestly don't know which offense is worse.
>>64010782
Well, Grier is good. Still, a good O line makes any meme qb effective along with your rbs.
Harris could be good for all we know he's just getting pummeled
>Alabama runs offsides, sacks
>no flag
>>64010810
Get out of here, adolf.
>>64010810
Did you just into sports? You have good games and bad games. It happens across all sports.
>>64010750
There is no such thing as an "SEC fan". People are fans of individual teams, not conferences. If there was such a thing, how would they decide who to cheer for in this game? When the conferences change the teams they contain, would a "conference fan" continue to support them no matter what?
>>64010802
>have delicious latina asian qt cheerleaders instead
>>64010761
How does it feel paying double prices for everything?
>>64010810
They scored 2 points.
And they're not SEC champions, they're playing in the championship game right now
And asking America to give you an answer about regional biases is a good way to get a shitfight
>These absolutely terrible offenses
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>64010810
Florida State is in the south too and technically a sec team
>>64010810
Florida won the SEC East, a division within the SEC Conference.
They are playing Alabama for the SEC Championship, so no, they are not the SEC Champion.
>absolutely dogshit blocking
>WOW LOOK AT THIS PASSRUSHER SO FAST MUH SEC SPEED BEST DEFENDER EVER
So this is how SEC circlejerks are born
>>64010810
SEC isn't superior and hasn't been for a couple years now. The only folks who will still claim it is are either trolls or retarded.
Also, Florida isn't SEC Champ....yet
>>64010833
Got to be Florida's. At least Bama has a run game.
>>64010826
It is "their conference" dipshit. It's the SEC on CBS.
>>64010801
Cutler is from Indiana, he just played at Vandy
>>64010750
Leave your house sometime.
>>64010758
>>64010711
Bitch, don't make me come down there again.
>EEC offenses this terrible
>N-N-NO ITS MUH DEFENSES!
Where the fuck is the offense?
ELITE BEYOND ELITE
>ELITE
>FLORIDA
>CORNERS
>>64010850
THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT "TECHNICALLY" MEANS
>>64010840
They cheer for whoever is in the best position to win a championship for the SEC. For example, right now literally every fan of an SEC team is rooting for Alabama. Even Florida fans don't want to win, because that would mean no SEC teams would be in the playoffs.
>>64010850
>technically a sec team
Don't confuse the kraut further
>>64010850
>FSU is in the SEC
Jesus Christ
>>64010865
delete this, he legit burned down my Great Great Great Grandfather's plantation
Florida corners were just called /elite/. How do you feel /sp/?
Bama oline getting their asses kicked
Pics of the fat cheerleader from Florida? I need to fap.
what the fuck was that florida fan?
>>64010802
We desperately need more black and brown cheerleaders SO BAD
>EEC teams can't into offense
>"HURR YOU SHITTERS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MUH EEC DEFENSES!"
>Low scoring game literally anywhere else
>"HAHAHA NICE 'OFFENSE' INFERIOR CONFERENCE SHITTERS!"
Also,
>BAMA
>>64010810
You left off some sarcasm quotes around "superior", krautfriend. When referring to the post-2013 SEC, a minimum of three sarcasm quotes in either direction are required. Observe:
>" " "superior" " "
>>64010810
>buyurn
>losing to a literally who team
adolf pls
SPECIAL TEAMS BOWL 2015
JAHAHAHAHHAHA
YESSSSSSSSSSS
FLORUDA SPECIAL TEAMS
>Florida special teams actually didn't fuck up
>7 points might win this shitfest
MY SIDES
This game is literally going to end 2 to 0. Not a single offensive point.
ROLL TEARS
>Florida wins it all.
>Alabama
looool
>0 OFFENSIVE POINTS
>>64010894
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON, REBEL SCUM
HOLY SHIT
OH SHIT
>>64010850
Half the ACC is in the south
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET FUCKED SEC
>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER>BUMMER
>THE CITY OF SOUTHERN SPECIAL TEAMS!!!!!!!
Florida pls win
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>analbama
>ALABUMMA
>Special teams is the only way these two teams can generate any points
The SEC, folks
CMON GATA
Hahahahahaha SEC special teams BTFO
SSSSS
S
SSSSS
S
SSSSS
EEEEE
E
EEEEE
E
EEEEE
CCCCC
C
C
C
CCCCC
It's legitimately happening. The SEC is about to plant its head so far up its own anus that it will literally miss the playoffs.
>SEC
>football
Pick one.
>>64010810
Deutschfriend, they're not champs (yet, at least). They're playing to be the champs.
Also, Florida is ranked in the teens. Remember, the school I graduated from/support, East Carolina, gave Florida a run for their money.
Having said that
OH SHIT, SPECIAL TEAMS DRAGON, BITCHES!
>>64010934
>GET FUCKED SEC
lol what
>>64010921
1 for 2
>the impoverished trailer park of Alabama
>>64010958
NEW
BAMA
A
M
A
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64010932
>TFW you see PAC-12 go to the Playoffs somehow and SEC doesn't go at all
It's over
RIP all the women who will be beaten in the state of Alabama tonight.
We need a new bread
>>64010962
>SEC special teams scoring against SEC special teams mean they're both BTFO
Whatever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, PLS WIN FLORIDA
>>64010969
LSU fan here, begging for this. Fuck cheering for a conference
Why would you out kick your special teams like that?
>>64010944
reball has yet to kick in.
>>64010913
>Texas
>a literally who team
>>64010894
>Being a traitor, secessionist
Naw, dawg. The republic lives on. Deal with it.
What kinda special teams you want f@m?
Who /IceColdDrPepper/ here?
>>64010865
I'm not scared of a skeleton.
>>64010711
We've got the world's largest confederate battle flag on I-75 by Tampa. Ironically it's right at the exit for MLK Blvd.
http://www.tbo.com/news/breaking-news/in-wake-of-sc-massacre-hillsboroughs-huge-battle-flag-again-in-spotlight-20150622/
For the rest of the game Cyrus Jones will be a tryhard on returns and fuck up at some point.
>>64011031
my family lost a lot of capital and never got any reparations
>>64010882
That's complete bullshit. I'm a Florida fan and it would be impossible for me to care less whether there was an SEC team in the playoffs, unless it was my own.
I wouldn't consider a person a Florida fan if they thought the way you do.
Dr. Pepper Pass is always the best part of the game.
chest pass guy was elite.
>>64010972
obviously if bama loses the SEC is out of the playoffs you retard
>>64010882
LSU fan here. Fuck Bama.
>>64011078
Blame that Faggot john wilkes booth.
Lincoln actually liked the South. Without his assassination, reconstruction way actually have produced a south to be proud of today.
>>64011121
but its not even halftime
>>64011152
that's why i said if and i posted 4 seconds after they took the lead
>BAMA SPECIAL TEAMS
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT RIGHT UP, FAMILIE, ERRY YUR
>>64010882
>For example, right now literally every fan of an SEC team is rooting for Alabama
LMFAO
THIS IS WHAT ROLL TIDE INBREDS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>64010894
>>64010929
I HAVE SEEN A FIERY GOSPEL WRIT IN BURNISHED ROWS OF STEEL
"AS YE DEAL WITH MY CONTEMNORS SO WITH YOU MY GRACE SHALL DEAL"
LET THE BIG TEN CONFERENCE CHAMPION CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH ITS HEEL
sorry to break it to you but alabama is going to win
>>64010810
>>64010810
South Carolina, literally the worst SEC team, beat North Carolina, who won the ACC Coastal division, and very nearly beat Clemson, the #1 team in the country, and winner of the ACC Eastern division. Suck on that.
>>64011007
>missed offsides
>missed running into the punter (obviously not on the blocked punt, I know the rules, it was on the punt after that one)
>missed pass interference
>missed holding
>missed block in the back
>no refball
Ok
>>64011007
Spoke too soon
>illegal formation
>holding with impunity, injuring two gators
fuck the refs
>>64011407
Right on cue
>no intentional grounding
Give me a fuckin' break, no refball
>>64010201
*it was a hologram*
