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>after 70 minutes
Mönchengladbach vs Bayern 3-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berlin vs Leverkusen 2-1
Hamburg vs Mainz 0-2
Köln vs Augsburg 0-1
Ingolstadt vs Hoffenheim 1-0
>18:30
Wolfsburg vs Dortmund
BAYERN GETTING RAPED HARD UNIRONICALLY
>Buyern
>Bauern
Keep calmn and DÖP DÖP DÖP
>bauern
>Buyern
>Neuer above average keeper
>poop
>buyern
>Bauern
>20m/year for a hipster coach
>Note 2+
Just Buyern
>buyern customers
>can meme against Bayern now
>can meme against Dortmund later
what a good day
schubert confirmed GOAT?
>>64002027
this
DÖP DÖP DÖP
>buyern
>hamburgers
back to the relegation zone you go, fishheads
LGTSS
>buyern
>poop guardiolel
Maybe Hamburg will have to settle for EL this season
Where can I guy that green hoodie?
>inb4 bandwagoner
My grandfather was born 5 minutes outside of Borussia
>poop guardioyes
>pepsi madiola
>Der FC Bayern kann sich nur selbst schlagen
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HIV is gonna play CL next season.
quality posts lads
>gustavo rambazolla
>>64002077
They're sold out
>>63998582
>>63998582
I TOLD YOU SO
>>64002070
>trying to fit in this fucking hard
May as well kill yourself.
>>64002077
Shut up you dumb bandwagoner.
How many prostitutes is Ribbery gonna buy later?
How many of them underage?
Is Sommer the most underrated keeper in the world?
>>64002102
mad Bauer detected
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64002087
it doenst matter. the only thing they need to do is to stay in the bundesliga
Remember when Buyern was good? Yeah me neither.
>>64002128
'Choking in finals' is missing
bauern are so fucking mad right now
>>64002117
Do you think Zajia has a younger sister?
>Bayern paid money for Vidal
will bayern at least manage to qualify for the EL?
>buyern
>buyern
get rekt fgts
SCHUBERT CAN'T LOSERT
>>64002171
They will be relegated to /2bundes/. There they will become the new recordmaster
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIBBBBBBBBBERRRYYY
Bayern is even worse at keeping balls out of their goal than they are at keeping terrorists out of their state.
Only 10 minutes left, don't fuck this up now.
>>64002185
Shut up you underage fag.
>>64002170
>(You)
ALLAHU AKBAR
>that Pep supersub
Here we go
RIBERYYYYYYYYYYYYY
too late tho
Bauern trying to make a comeback
Guardiola is a poor man's Klinsmann.
3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64002192
>recordmaster
>>64002120
I'd say he's pretty accurately rated. Occasional god tier games, pretty consistent apart from that.
Manlets, when will they learn?
Can't Scoobert the Schubert.
Can't shank the Franck.
My wife's son has a 150 word essay due to monday and i should help him, but i want to watch the game
What do i do
>>64002233
what
>>64002166
i really hope so
stream pls
>>64002266
kill him and fuck his body
post pics
>>64002275
Fuck off retard.
>>64002275
it's illegal to stream rape
>>64002166
not even blind people would want a girl with a face like that
>Rafinha again
>>64002293
pls? just help me out pls
>>64002327
fuck off newfag
>neverkusen
LA CHICHARITO, LA CHICHARITO,
YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR
PORQUE NO TIENE, PORQUE LE FALTA
MARIHUANA QUE FUMAR!!!
>>64002323
He's an absolute cunt.
I don't think anyone would be sad if that faggot died.
>>64002077
>My grandfather was born 5 minutes outside of Borussia
>>64002360
edgy
>>64002318
:^/
fuck off, johannes
>>64002371
Not really.
>>64002318
>implying you wouldn't
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60897227/#60915268
>>64002360
people would be celebrating in the streets
>>64002366
>not being from Borussia
You some southern cow fucker?
>>64002266
>le epic c.uck bait post
>>64001947
i love this photo
The worst result today is Ingolstadt winning.
They need to fuck off. Same with Darmstadt.
Such shit teams.
no Costa, no win 2bh
Bayern were due, why is everyone so surprised?
>4min extra
Typical Bauern Ref
>>64002405
I was born in werder mate
>>64002420
fuck off newfag
>>64002431
Agree, i'd rather have a decent team like Hoffenheim in the BL than shit-tier one-year-wonder-2.bundes-teams
I'm surprised they got that far without getting btfo. They would be a midtable team in a world without refball.
>>64002439
Pep should have subbed Coman for Ribery, not Lewandowski
terrible sub decision
>tfw better coach than Pep
>>64002474
>not having been made and born in a bayer laboratory
it's like you aren't even a superhuman
>>64002473
2001 never forget
>>64002474
>being born inside a river island
weird fucker, go die
LOL! xD
>not being born in Hertha
lemko
ZIEHT DEN BAYERN DIE LEDERHOSEN AUS
>+7
LEDERHOSEN AUS
>HSV lost
>Bayern lost
Now Dortmund have to lose for a glorious day
>tfw if Dortmund wins later on, the championship race will become exciting again
>tfw Dortmund will choke
bayernloseslol
>>64002555
>>64002592
LEDERHOSEN AUS
UTH UTH UTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od71e3geCx8
Bürki, Subotic, Bender, Gündogan, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Aubameyang, Piszczek, Castro, Ginter, Schmelzer
dortmund has to win and the day is perfect
HEY HEY
SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN
HEY HEY
>>64002668
see here
>>64002609
WIR WÜRDEN NIE ZUM FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN GEHN
>>64002716
WAS FÜR ELTERN MUSS MAN HABEN, UM SO VERDORBEN ZU SEIN
>>64002704
i respect your opinion even though it's wrong
>>64002758
EINEN VERTRAG ZU UNTERSCHREIBEN, BEI DIESEM SCHEISSVEREIN
>celebrating a due Bayern loss
???
Gladbach can beat anyone at home and have done so in the past, Bayern had a lot of injuries too
>muh injuries
>>64002800
woa there buddy keep it easy on the salt
>>64002800
ok quiz
thanks based prussia
Is there anything in the rules about messing with the field, like Hitz did? The keeper in the team I used to play in did it all the time, until he got a red, because he interpreted it as unsportsmanlike conduct.
>bayern
lol
>>64002908
I'm wondering the same thing
is Augsburg the scummiest club in the Bundesliga right now?
>>64002908
good question
>>64002658
>Subotic
Game is already lost.
>>64002535
this.
>>64002963
No, that's still Darmstadt, Ingolstadt and HIV.
>>64002979
You wish. These 11 men are going to hit VW harder than the emission scandal.
As much as I love to see Bayern lose, there's just no way Dortmund will win tomorrow. Maybe they can get a lucky draw
who is the next buyern coach?
>ginter in midfield
What is going on?
>>64003025
>tomorrow
Tonight.
>>64002963
stop dissin mah nigs senpai.ily
>Ingolfstadt stealing another point
They are so shit, shouldn't never ever been promoted in the first place
>>64003025
I agree they won't win tomorrow, but what about today mate?
>>64003053
>Tonight.
this morning
>>64003053
oh my mistake
>>64003052
>bender cb
>ginter cdm
he did it again the absolute madman
>>64003093
Guten Morgen, honduranesischer Anon.
>>64003132
Buenos dias, amigo alemán
Schubert still hasn't lost a BL game yet.
Is he a tactical mastermind or is it Favre's spirit that's still present in the squad?
more like hondurASS
lol
>>64003206
Well, this is /bundASSliga/, after all
>>64003261
it's called /bundASS/
>german humor
>>64003347
>7-1
>>64003347
How about /bundasliga/?
>>64003347
>7-1
http://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/p/4073/1P489773398EFFCNK6P2413R1M1.JPG
I miss Neinhold
>>64003376
better
>>64003432
>that egg
wut
>>64003432
Looks like Ostdeutschland.
>>64003432
>that martian skull
>>64003195
>googling this picture just gives me a bunch of pictures of Jim Caviezel
Weird.
Have a video of an even younger Favre
https://youtu.be/KwR9ILMQ50A
>>64003477
egg?
>>64003550
where
>>64003556
yes the egg shell
bottom left
looks like a lizard egg
>It'll probably be a boring 15.30 clusterfuck
>better sleep through it, nightshift incoming
>wake up
>>64003556
Her name is Plant
>be Bayern Munich
>get shot
>everybody posting like gladbach just won the super bowl
>1st loss of the season
>vs arguably the 2nd best team in the bundesliga right now
>5 top players missing
Yeah i am kinda disappointed, especially because they just played like shit in the 2nd half, but the general reaction here just shows how fucking dominant bayern is and how butthurt everybody else is.
>>64003593
>nightshift
>on weekend
Put yourself out of your misery already.
>>64003629
shut the fuck up already, quiz
>>64003629
calm down, quiz
>>64003629
shows how bad your league is
ayy
>>64002908
Yeah, stuff like that is usually a yellow card.
Just like whoever kicked the cornerpost after his goal vs buyern should have seen a yellow.
These rules are rarely enforced though, which is understandable
>>64003667
same
>>64002955
>>64002977
Looked through the DFB rules. The only thing related I found was about deliberately making marks on the field, which would be a yellow. But this wasn't a mark, since it was clearly intended to fuck with the shooter. I wish they would dish out a few reds for shit like this. Just to make a little precedent, since apparently you can't trust players anymore not to behave like school boys.
what did Hitz do
describe it very precisely
CHIKORITA
>>64003629
>super bowl
handegg lel
how´s your winter going?
>>64003666
>>64003666
Evil trips of truth
hello
>>64003710
nothing wrong
>>64002908
>>64003700
>this mad as fuck Köln faggot
>m-muh goat
>m-muh Stöger
>m-muh Kölle Alaaaaaf
HAHAHAHAHA
>Bundasliga
>no bunda
What kind of wizadry is this?
>>64003638
it's all right, desk job at a hotel as non-minimum wageslave
>tfw only now you realize you're watching a repeated transmission
Feels embarassed desu.
>>64003837
auto or manual?
>>64003824
are u a prostitute?
>>64003784
is there anyone rivaling Ivanovics in the Bundesliga?
>>64003862
Auto, I think.
>>64003629
No one cares. Now go spend some €€€ at the FCB online shop, stupid customer.
>>64003629
get a load of this mad little shitter
why's the hsv guy constantly mad
is it constipation?
>>64003884
yes
>>64003961
Don't talk about him, don't respond to his posts
eating icecream while texting my bf
game needs to start
>>64004005
are u on ur period?
>>64003961
You'd be mad too if your club were in shambles.
>>64004005
Strange... I did not receive any texts on my mobile.
>>64004024
no?
It's almost time.
I BELIEVE THAT WE!
>>64004005
Now I don't even feel bad anymore you faggot will die on new years eve
>>64004043
are u sure?
>>64004060
I-I'm dying? WHAT?
>>64004063
ya
>have Ginter, the best crosser in the bundes
>play him in the mittel
I hope TT knows what he is doing.
>>64003629
I enjoy how upset you got on the internet again.
>>64004110
Pisczek played very good last week tho
>>64004134
KC, the main matches are over so please, it's time to leave
so Tuchel gonna relinquish possession style in this game?
>>64003629
*tips Filzhut*
>>64004160
>not DL on infi
pls
Which Bundesliga player earns the least? And how much is it?
>people are actually falling for this retard
Denmark must be jealous at how easy he got those replies
Reminder that poop has never been fired from his his job.
Barcelona b
>promoted to senior team
Barcelona
>resigned
Bayern Munich
>will resign at the end of 15/16 season
>all this fucking near misses
>>64004238
R A R E
A
R
E
>>64004206
One of these 18 year olds who just made the squad to comply with the homegrown player rules.
>>64004238
Arriba Arriba
>>64004262
Well shit
>>64004262
>bundes
>homegrown player rule
why is park never playing?
what the fuck did tuchel get him for then?
Holy fuck
Should be 3:0 now. Anyone getting DFB-Pokal flash backs?
>why can't i hold all these chances.jpg
>it's a 'Dortmund can't aim just a few more centimetres in the right direction' match
Naldo!
>>64004312
because he's parked on the bench
PARKED :DDDDD
>>64004332
ROFLMAO LITERALLY DYING HERE XDDD
>>64004312
To play when Schmelzer is ded. So far Schmelzer hasn't been ded much.
>>64004312
>what the fuck did tuchel get him for then?
To take care of the bus
Put my entire roll on dortmund/wolfsburg o2.5. Should I be freaking out?
>>64004325
I don't like those.
>>64004232
It helps that he's right. People are incredibly butthurt about buyern all the time and it feeds the superiority complex the average buyern fan has. That's why they are so obnoxious about their club and go out of their way to annoy everyone. I also don't get why you still watch those games in the first place. I'd rather watch Kreisliga matches than another boring buyern sweep.
>>64004265
>>64004255
Quality memes
>>64004309
Every club needs 4 local players, neger.
>>64004360
No, that's a good bet, you're probably gonna win
Although there's never a guarantee of course
>gündogans back dead again
oh jeez not this shit again
>>64004453
is that kagawa?
>>64004465
yes
>>64004360
Isn't betting illegal in the US outside of Nevada?
Are you from Nevada?
Literally handball on the four biggest Danish tv stations right now
>>64004505
they should get booked for that
Andreas Christensen vs Bayern:
4 tackles (most w/Vidal)
5 interceptions (most)
3 blocks (most)
6 clearances (2nd most)
7 aerial duels (most)
>>64004480
there are a handful of gambling websites that cater to americans. gambling is illegal here but I'm not quite sure if it's illegal for me to place bets technically. It would be illegal to offer odds to me but I don't think it's illegal for me to take the bet itself.
>>64004528
too bad he's danish and won't play at the euros
>>64004480
I'm always surprised at how states have certain gambling illegal. I was raised in Vegas, and it's just part of life. But yeah, sports betting is legal here only.
>>64004480
oh and there are technically 4 states where sports betting is legal. nevada, Oregon, and 2 more I can't remember.
>>64004528
>BMG have two CBs younger than 20 starting
>Bayern can only score one goal
Did Dortmund only get Januzaj as a fucktoy for Reus?
>>64004541
It's mind boggling to me that a country that reminds - what feels like every 5 seconds - everyone how supposedly star spangled free it is, doesn't allow gambling and also prostitution
denmark, please keep me updated on the chelsea-bournemouth match
>>64004560
dont take this the wrong way, no offense meant, but what the actual fuck?
how are firearms more widely accepted and legal in more states than fucking sports gambling?
>>64004578
>Reus will never touch your private parts
>>64004598
I am not watching, but will be following twitter as per
>>64004632
Sometimes is dream of having Sex with you
is sports gambling (with the exception of oddset) even legal in germany?
>>64004606
>yfw Überraschungseier are banned in USA but full-automatic guns aren't
Rate my christmas house.
>>64004643
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>64004632
i just care about the goals
>>64004651
Guns are banned in California. Not that it stopped those two terrorists
>>64004660
Come at me faggot
>>64004655
>Weihnachtsmann
Shame on you, anon. But we got the same Walnussöl, so I'm gonna let it slide.
>>64004650
>what is bwin
>what is tipico
>what are the kahn commercials for tipico that run here every 5 minutes
>>64004655
jelly/10
>>64004655
Pretty good.
Would be better without the Weihnachtsmann
And if there was a chance of there actually being snow during christmas
>>64004655
Is this German tradition?
>>64004606
Because the NRA m8. Children, disabled people, movie theatres get shot up but politicians cry muh guns because they get millions by the NRA. But certain gambling is bad because muh political corruption. I learned to embrace the suck.
>>64004655
2/10
>>64004589
>It's mind boggling to me that a country that reminds - what feels like every 5 seconds - everyone how supposedly star spangled free it is, doesn't allow gambling and also prostitution
it doesn't make any sense. it's basically tied to fundamental Christianity being the de facto moral law for a lot of the US. attitudes are slowly changing, especially among youth who are much less Christian but it's taking time since the younger generation is pretty apolitical. As we say in /bet/
>the land of the free
>>64004655
Where are the Gummibären and Smarties?
>hertha
We CL now lads
>>64004655
>>64004683
>Walnussöl
Oh look how filthy rich I am... get out of here, /bundes/ is for the small people!
>tfw crusted sperm under your balls after last night's fap
Probably have to shower soon
>ROYCE
REUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>Shitavogui
>>64004700
Well, not gonna lie, every country has its stupid shit to deal with, that no one outside understands.
Gotta try to learn from your attitude, embracing the suck might be the way to go.
ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE
>golfsburg
0:1 B O Y S
>>64002059
What is this from?
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
>>64004729
Wait for them to choke in the second half of the season.
Finally!
>Wolfsperg
Jesus they are soooo shit. RIPIP Bundesliga
>>64004698
Yes
>>64004724
That's another project
ROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISUROISU
>>64003642
allahu akbar
>>64004729
dat reus, obama, heno threeway
REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS
>>64004678
Guns aren't banned in California you mong. They have "stricter" gun laws, but even if that was to stop the purchase, anyone can drive to the next state or a gun show and purchase one.
Based.
>all these dangerous as fuck long passes from Subotic
Has he just been spending all his off time practicing his passing?
ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE
>>64004777
at least this one looks like it's made of home-made stuff
>>64004655
What are you a woman?
>>64004655
Unwrap the Santa to make it a 8/10
REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS REUS = DEUS DEUS = REUS
>>64004775
Really? Pretty jelly desu. Looks like it's fun to build and looks tasty af pham.
>>64004777
No Gummibären, though
>0:1 for Dirtmeme
can we just not? i don't think i can handle the memelords taking over tonight
please golfsburg, do something
>Divemund
holy lel
>>64004815
The house is filled with them
>>64004735
It's like 3,99 in rewe
How poor are you
where was the foul
that's not a foul
>0:0
>ok afk for 1 min
>come back
>goal
erry time
>>64004749
What's the deal with Germany? Despite the fact that Europe seems to be going crazy right now. Muh refugees?
>>64004827
Post pics
>>64004782
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
Why are there so many Dortmund bandwagoners in /bundes/?
>>64004606
>being this brainwashed
Typical Kekmany desu.
>>64004775
>>64004698
>>64004813
>>64004655
never heard of this "tradition"
dumbers just wanted to have an excuse to get some praise for being a fat cow
>>64004853
I actually support Dortmund Bayern and Gladbach.
Dortmund from my mother's side
Gladbach from my daddy
And bayern is my own choice
Get liberal fag
>>64004866
My cakes look better.
Would you fuse with Royce?
>>64004866
I see you never attended Kindergarten nor had a loving mother.
>>64004864
>hurrdurr you are so brainwashed
>not explaining anything
>inb4 you dont understand so its true
typical tinfoilhat really
mummy
i'm bundes!!!!!!!
>>64004853
because we live active and healthy lifestyles that go against the lazy sloth unemployed neet style of buyern plebs
>>64004866
Literally english woman tier.
>>64004895
or a loving grandma
Why do they play guilavomit? this nig is awful.
>>64004900
this
>>64004655
neat/10
>>64004902
that doesn't make any sense
that would mean /bundes/ would be full of Buyern faggots
>>64004864
>being brazilian
I feel sorry for you.
>>64004900
it'll pass, honey
>>64004912
This
>>64004866
>he never heard of this "tradition"
>he never heard of Lebkuchenhaus
>he never made one in kindergarten
Fuck off back to Syria, Mohamed
You don't belong here
Lads why is Mickey Aryan so good now lads?
He was pretty shit last season.
Also Weigl is my Husubando
>>64004912
best they could get
seriously VW's HR department is cancer
inb4 someone posts his penis and says
>rate my christmas stollen
We REALLY wouldn't want that, right? haha
>>64004832
>muh refugees
>muh lefties
>muh lets sit and wait this one out politics
>muh righties getting stronger and stronger
feelsbadman
>chelshit
>>64004866
My aunt made one when I was a child and I bought one a few years ago at Ikea but I didn't know it was a tradition either
Why isn't that Brazilian league called the Bundaliga?
>>64004946
Im sure a guy from their academy could do a better job.
>>64004941
He's an (Mkhit-)Aryan Übermensch
>>64004939
this is so cool
>>64004941
because the league's quality went down hard
OH MY GOD
>>64004951
i laughed
>>64004895
>>64004908
>getting diabeetus at age 7
>loving
we baked cinnamon stars and christmas cookies every christmas.
>>64004939
Seems to be an Bayernfettschwabbel tradition. Maybe even an Ossitradition as well.
>>64004939
>>64004777
>>64004655
That looks very nice but it gives me diabetes just thinking about it
denmark?
>>64004995
>Herman's parents were so poor they couldn't afford a Lebkuchenhaus
top kek
>>64004995
North Rine-Westturkey here, even we make Lebkuchenhäuser. Get with the times anon, it's 2015!
>they don't know about julekagehuse
huh
>>64005009
Yes?
>>64005029
schleswig-holstein as well
>>64005010
Puma x Rick Owens is out!
>>64005034
i'm leaving now and won't be needing any epl updates
>>64005011
>they dont molest children like a good christian
>that means they are muslim
you got some high quality logic there buddy
>>64005045
And Denmark :)
>>64005050
Thank you for telling me
>>64005034
>julekagehuse
How is this pronounced? Because it sounds cute af in my head :3
>>64005050
where are you going?
>>64005053
>Muslims
>not molesting children
Pick one.
>>64002405
>>64002366
>Borussia means Prussia
Idiots.
>making shitty ass Lebkuchenhäuser instead of Stollen
wessis are literal human garbage
>you'll never dance with tuchel
feels badman
something will be happen in the second half
>>64005101
>>64005108
>not understanding a joke about young boys being molested in monasteries
and they call germans humorless
>>64005131
mod!!!!!! ban this guy!
There are "people" in here right now who "celebrate" the Coca-Cola-Company invented "christmas" event every year
Oh wow
>>64005089
Uhm it sounds pretty cute yeah
>>64005139
this desu
>>64005089
don't get started about danish pronunciation. That shit is messed up
>>64005148
I understood the joke, it's just that it doesn't really work, considering the Rotherham case was mostly Muslims, and that Mohammed had a child bride.
>enjoying things
>>64005162
Don't be such a party pooper, anon. Just be yourself and have some fun!
>>64005162
>he doesn't like the coke xmas commercials
im goin out to aldi now. how much should i tip the cashier? i always give like 2€, but today I might only have 1,50€ over and i dont want her to think i am a cheapskate....
>>64005174
>PLEASE NOTICE ME, JAPAN, OH MY GOD JUST REPLY TO ME, AHHHHHH YES I'M CUMMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64005162
what are you even talking about? even the figures I put in my nativity scene are older than the coca cola company
You-lé kay
hus rhyming with loose
watching the psx press conference tbqh
>>64005187
in germany the joke works for sure. most of the big child molesting cases were christian priests, not muslim whateveryoucallems
>>64005197
>having "fun" with a capitalist scam event where everyone is expected to waste their hard-earned income on giving people shit they won't ever need
btw jesus was born sometime in summer
>that one mad guy that litterally gets triggered everytime someone (You)s japan
>>64005157
>guy
>>64005165
There is a woman in Dortmund's coaching staff???
>>64005251
Medical staff.
>>64005251
OMG A WOMAN
A WOMAN
HERESY!!!!!!!
WE ONLY LIKE MEN HERE LOOOOOOOOOL
>>64005251
Would you a Borussenschlampe?
>>64005275
Exactly - the correct question is: why is there ONLY one woman in Dortmund's coaching staff???
Fuck the misogynist Bundesliga.
>>64005264
I bet she's worse than Eva Carneiro
What Adventskalender did you get /sp/?
What will you get tomorrow?
>>64005264
>dortmund
more like """""medical""""" staff
>>64005365
sorry i am not 12 any more
>>64005365
>Götze on 24
I sure hope no one bought this shit.
>>64005345
Seems to be doing an alright job desu. Dortmund's injuries have pretty much remained constant under Tuchel, and there have been less serious ones.
>>64005162
A WONDERFUL DREAM OF LOVE AND PEACE FOR EVERYONE
OF LIVING OUR LIFES IN PERFECT HARMONY
A WONDERFUL DREAM OF JOY AND FUN FOR EVERYONE
TO CELEBRATE A LIFE WHERE ALL ARE FREE.
WATCH OUT, LOOK AROUND
SOMETHING'S COMING, COMING TO TOWN
COMING TO YOUR TOWN
LOVE IS THE REAL THING
>>64005258
i know, but it slipped my mind at that moment
sorry to disappoint, but grandma showed me the aryan certificate few years back.
>>64005241
>capitalist
Even in a hypothetical socialist heaven country, people would be still fighting over resources and status. Hence why people and especially family would still expect you to humour them by trading gifts at certain times. The actual time frame doesn't matter, it's the ritual that matters. Also if you wouldn't waste so much time sitting in front of your computer, you might actual know what kind of a gift people would like to receive! Don't be so bitter, senpai!
>>64005365
>>64005380
So you stopped being loved once you hit puberty? How sad
>>64005383
Probably because he scored the last goal
>>64005374
At least BVB doesnt blame the best sports doctor in the world for losing to Barca.
>>64005409
So you are saying that pointless rituals that express kindness are useful? How about you instead be nice all year round so you don't have to give people some shit to make up for misbehaving all the time, huh?????
>>64005405
beautiful song tßh
>>64005365
my mom always gifts me random ass adventskalender
This thread took a turn for the worse
>>64005365
I got a Cadbury's one la
>>64005462
>tssh
What does it mean?
>>64005466
Male or female asses?
>>64005452
A social use yes. Not everything has to be practical and tangible. Are you the bot?
>>64005483
I'd rather have a Brazilian that Turk/Syrian in my country t b h. They seem a lot more civilised.
>>64005493
ßR pls
>>64005452
>How about you instead be nice all year round so you don't have to give people some shit to make up for misbehaving all the time
Hedonic treadmill. If you're nice all the time people will become used to it, and come to expect it of you, so it won't seem like you're being nice. Just being regular old you.
>>64005466
that is good
>>64005365
The sweets are a bit strange 2bh
>>64005511
I'm a cute Somalian
Am i allowed?
My mom gave me a gift calendar with one for every day
>>64005517
Sorry but I dom't think the LORD Jesus Christ commanded me to give people gifts at his birthday, and I will not either. As a good christian, I will spend the Christmas Holiday meditating and reading the bible, and then going to church to watch all the soulless cattle that only visits GODs house once a year comforting themselves.
>>64005530
No.
>Hummels not even in the squad
this is why Tuchel will fail
he's an emotionless autistic tactic robot
>>64005562
Also I doubt you'd want to come to Northern Ireland. It's pretty racist if you are black as fuck.
subway gave me an adventskalender
should i use it for any day?
>>64005575
Hummels has the shits
>>64005562
>>64005585
Don't worry I only want monies and white wyminz
>>64005452
Because it's literally impossible to express kindness all year round. What did your family do to you?
>>64005452
It has nothing to do with being nice, anon! It's a ritual of mutual acceptance, no matter the circumstances! Your idea that it's pointless stems from the fact you don't actually care about your family and friends, because you're dead inside, senpai! Love your dear ones, while you still can!
>>64005594
Advent Calender for ants?
>>64005595
that's the official statement
>>64005594
I worked at a subway 3 years ago.
We literally refreezed old stuff back then for more profit
>>64005604
Well Northern Ireland is 98.3% white, but the woman are literally worse than English woman. Not even joking lad.
>>64005575
he's an android though
>>64005605
They raised me in humility and kindness. Something which you people here seem to lack.
>>64005608
I don't need mutual acceptance once a year, for I am cherished and loved all year round.
>>64005466
check out the schalke edition
>>64005645
And it seems they failed, lad.
>>64005640
What about the monies?
Hope gundogan is okay
>>64005606
>still havia time to discuss with a monkey
Pathetic desu
anyone else notice this shitty camera angle on sky?
what's up with that, it's way too far out
>lelsea
>>64005651
How small are the beers? 0,25L?
Not liking this 2nd half so far
>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
>>64005668
they said he played on painkillers...
>>64005681
Yeah, that won't even stop the shaky hands.
>>64005594
step up senpai
Some of you faggots are cross posting your 4chan posts to r soccer way too often
Pls stop
It's like rereading blog entries
>>64005663
Apparently the country as a whole is poor, but that might just be the capital city lel.
>>64005651
Why the fuck are German Advent Calender so fucking think? Look at this shits thickness.
>>64005715
>12 players
>Schalke
>>64005700
;_;
>tfw just waiting for dirtmund getting kucked again
90+5 subotic own goal
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS GAME IS RIGGED
>Dost
why didnt he just pass
fucking robben syndrome here
>VFL Chokesburg
Wow, those were some excellent Bürki mindgames.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Bürki
Silly Bas Dost
>>64005721
give an example
>>64005672
and then we will end up framed because of someone who barely shows up here
unfair
>BURKI
OH FUG
please don't choke this
please don't choke
gonna be 1-1 desu
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NOW FFS
Bürki, more like Türki
inb4 0:2 because of another defense blunder
>>64005826
Blooperki
>>64005715
same goes to you
>trash
man that augsburg game was shit
also do any of you know what present is good for a woman in her early twenties? and for 15€ max (picked a female coworker in the "canadian christmas" game)
>>64005725
So you can fit more shit inside
man that augsburg game was shit
also do any of you know what present is good for a woman in her early twenties? and for 15€ max (picked a female coworker in the "canadian christmas" game)
How do you go from having a job to being unemployed?
>>64005898
massage stick
>>64005898
Alcohol and condoms
>>64005898
Book / Sweets / Wintery-stuff like a scarf?
>>64005898
Toothbrush
>>64005910
we will watch barcelona and after that zdf sportstudio. that's the schedule for tonight
>>64005898
equal pay
>>64005898
A single cucumber.
>>64005898
buy soap, candles and a blanket. also cook her a cake
>>64005898
anything containing chocolate really
>>64005949
If women get paid less than men, why dont companies hire women exclusively? surely that would mean greater profit
>>64005938
I'm going to watch the second part of the BBC China documentary
LEL AT THAT DIVE
>>64005980
Women work less hours, less overtime, more maternity leave, work worse paid jobs. This is why they get paid less.
>>64005984
where can i watch that?
>>64005984
i always feel like asian pornstars are just too small to work well with black pornstars, but have fun anyway
>>64005898
give her the dick
>>64005898
in france?
glock 43
>>64005910
Buy a funny mug, preferably with a joke about events occuring in paris, and put some sweets inside. Done.
people here trying to outdo themselves with the fetishized products they are given the opportunity to spend their printed paper on by the capitalist rulers always makes me grin. humanity truly has not evolved yet.
REFBALL
yfw Ahnold will score the 1-1
>schurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrle
tomorrow's match will be gud tßh
>that shit pass of schürrle
jesus christ
Just don't fuck this up
Shoot you fuck
>>64006015
watchdocumentary
>Schürrle
this man is a professional footballer
and a world cup winner
also that sub player on the sideline picked up that ball early just now
if they don't make the 0:2 soon i'm gonna cut myself
>>64006032
>le enlightened socialist man
You've been posting your leftist views this whole thread and it's annoying as fuck.
>>64005938
>watching sportstudio when you already know all the results
retard/10
>>64005795
Who the fuck cares, m8?
Be your own man and forget about bullshit such as Internet reputation.
>>64005965
I was thinking of inviting her to dinner (at a restaurant or my place so I could cook her something) but I fear her reaction
>>64005967
dont want her to get fat
>>64005965
soap and candles is nice. I don't know about soap maybe she'll think I find her smell funny
>>64006088
We have a lot of those guys in Germany, I'm afraid.
>>64006115
Is she cute?
>>64006125
they always come out when Dortmund plays
>>64005138
i know that feel
>>64005938
>not playing Xenboblade after this game
>>64006088
Less annoying that you're racism.
>>64006092
i dont already know all the results
>>64006115
>France overthinking
gift her an explosive belt with chocolates and sweets instead of explosives
>>64006115
Like really girly nice smelling soap. Not just some bog standard shit.
Also soap is just a very common gift and I'm sure she wouldn't think you think she is smelly.
>>64006158
what a mess of a sentence
learn proper english, paki
>>64006158
He is racism?
>obama
thanks obama
>Obama
AAAAAAAAAUUUUBBBBAAAAAAA
>>64006141
Is it because Dortmund are quite right-wingy?>>64006158
Literally haven't posted anything racist. Islam is not a race senpai.
>ref realized that face grab should have been yellow red and is now giving decisions in Dortmund's favor
game ruined
worst president ever
>>64006105
I don't mean reputation la
This just confirms how obnoxiously new you are
>>64006163
GLADBACH DEFEATED BAYERN 3:1
HAMBURG LOST TO MAINZ 1:3
KÖLN LOST TO AUGSBURG 0:1
HERTHA WON AGAINST BAYER 2:1
INGOLSTADT DREW HOFFENHEIM 1:1
SCHALKE WON AGAINST HANNOVER 3:1
>>64006115
Get her a thin fabric scarf, that doesn't actually protect her from the cold. Women love those for some reason.
>>64006230
someone make a proper thread
>dutch commentator keeps call pisczek Ginter
laffin here m8
Literal refball
I really want to see some Hofmann action
>>64006215
>new
Not so old either, but I post on /sp/ regularly since 2010.
>>64006243
>>64006271
fuck off desu
anyone has some new tuchel dance webms of today?
>>64006206
I can smell the Weißwurscht from here.
Chelshit
>>64006404
On boy
REFBALL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wtf
>bauerliga
stellt die leute nicht vom platz und pfeift wieder jeden scheiß
hurensohn
This is why I dont watch bundes anymore. Either the refs are incompetent, or the refs always punish BVB.
>that refball
LOL XD
he clearly pushed him
stop being mad
Based Kagawa
Karma is working flawlessly
GET FUCKED VOLKSWAGEN
GET FUCKED REFBALL_BAUERNLIGA
GET FUCKED HATERS
NICE DESU
First time volleyed crosses rape defences
Kagawa = Klutch
>lead 1:0
>park the bus for over 60 minutes
>concede a refball penalty goal
>shoot a second goal instantly 1 minute before the end
are they, dare I say it, cheeky?
>game over
>thread dies
every time
>>64007037
>fivehundredandsixtyone
>>64004360
>Put my entire roll on dortmund/wolfsburg o2.5. Should I be freaking out?
holy fucking shit GERMANS
where the fuck is everbody? fuckin casuals
>>64007185
Trying to find a stream for the post game interviews, since my skycard is crapping out.
>>64007139
you are shit at betting
>>64007275
Thanks Kamerad.
BASED
Who's the ugliest footballer in /bundes/ and why is it Aubameyang?
>>64007815
that's not ribery
Come on guys >>64006224
>>64007851
atleast ribery can blame it on a car accident, whats aubameyangs excuse?
>>64007916
Being black
>guys
You of all people should know better
sorry :(
Guys can also relate to a group mixed of girls and boys though, like when you're talking about a group of people in the distance as in "Look at those guys over there"
>>64008119
MICROAGRESSION
>>64002266
that´s like 10 short sentences.
he probably missed the game.
night
sleep tight
>>64005631
tell us more
>>64005725
there´s beer inside
