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CHC: Sign Lackey 2yr/$32mil
ARI: Have agreed to a deal with Greinke pending physical
O'Day to sign soon
literally the biggest ruse of all time
1st for dbags master trolls
can't ruse la russa
DADDY KEKY ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RIP in peace Sandy Alderson
which team is desperate enough to sign Cueto
>Doyers
>Greinke keked both the Giants and the Dodgers
lmao
Doyers BTFO
Jints BTFO
Greinke like that one girl who won't fuck you or your best friend and decides to fuck the loser no one knows
DADDY GREINKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
DIAMONDBACKS FANS SHOULD AVOID THE DODGER STADIUM PARKING LOT
post yfw it was the new uniforms
>finding a way to kek the giants and the doyers at the same time
I tip my sides to him
everyone ragging on the dbacks for their new uniforms earlier please kill yourself
grienke quoted saying the darker grey road alternates were a "more pleasing aesthetic for me" and the biggest factor in his decision
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>>63991777
dem trips
ITS ON
ITS ON
ITS FUCKEN ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc
HOLY SHIT
DAHDEE DBACK
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
i'm actually stoked for this. thank god he didn't go to the giants. but is this enough to make goldie & co. relevant?
inb4 greinke gets $200 mil
this is obviously happening now
>>63991786
Autism jerseys for an autism pitcher, how fitting
>>63991802
cueto to cubbies f a m
Fuck you Dodgers and Giants you wouldn't stop annoying me on my phone I'll go to nice small team that sent me a box of chocolate
>>63991732
what the fuck?
at least the dodgers still dont get him
>signing with the diamondbacks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>dude if you sign with us we'll let you design our new uniforms
>you sure you want me to, I'm a little aut...
>just sign the damn contract
Guy probably just wants to raise his family in a state that isn't a meme.
>yfw he went to the dbacks because they let him organize his toy dinosaurs
grienke.....why
FUCKING KEK DADDY GREINKE BTFO
DOYERS BTFO FUCKNG KEKMAO
>if you sign with us we'll let you design our uniforms
DAILY
REMINDER
THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR
*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
>>63991829
Arizona is a shit tier state. I guess it's a little nicer when making hundreds of millions though.
>>63991829
he lives in florida
1. GREINKE
2. CORBIN
3. BRADLEY
4. ANDERSON
5. RUBBY/RAY
DUDE
not even mad
What the fuck
Greinke was obviously just looking for the biggest paycheck, he can't expect to win jack shit with the Dbacks.
Are the Diamondbacks now more competitive than the Dodgers?
>>63991861
You will be when the Dbacks run a train on the NLW :^)
Dodgers wouldn't give him 6 years. Giant's must not have either
the biggest boos known to baseball is coming this year
Dbags newest meme team?
>>63991866
nothing wrong with going with the money. these people have to retire before they even turn 40, and a lot of them have no way to make money after baseball. greinke is autistic and probably doesn't give a shit about winning and all that.
MAKE SOME FUCKING MOVES ALREADY GUYS
>Kershaw
>Ryu
>Maeda
>McCarthy
>Anderson
i could dig
>DAHDEE MEMEKY COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYAYYY
>DAHDEEEE MEMEKKKY COME TO PLAYYYAYAYYYYYYYYYY
>>63991873
Hell fuck no
If anything from a scale on 1-5 , 1 being the best
They're a solid 3
>>63991888
Can't wait for Dbacks """"fans"""" to come out the woodwork and shit up our threads
Have Dodger fans started back pedaling yet now that they didn't get Grienke?
>>63991888
Will they be this year's offseason Padres
>>63991898
Already old news.
>>63991916
probably
>>63991873
nope, does improve them though
>>63991916
nah, they'll be .500
>>63991916
No because 1) Signing Greinke is better than any move Preller ever made, and 2) They already have a good team to build around
Expect them to be division competitors for real
>>63991890
you guys are cubs 2.0
sit on your farm and with for muh prospects
@Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
Greinke, one of the game’s most astute players, liked the #DBacks’ young talent. And obviously, he got monster dollars as well.
>>63991895
Possibly Cueto too
Eh I guess I can accept it
Ahahaha what?
Not mad just disappointed I won't get to see him anymore..
Who do we buy next lads?
Kenta tomorrow?
Strasburg next season?
Ethier+40m for Kluber?
>>63991942
>astute
Damn autocorrect always fucking up. I'm sure he meant "autistic."
>>63991912
We needed him this year with all our sudden injuries but we did fine before him
>>63991954
>won't get to see him anymore
?
>Madbum
>resigned Leake
>cheap ching chong chen contract
>Heston
>Peavy
Literally who can stop them?
Over/Under $217 million?
O'Day to the Nast
that baby contract with lackey for cubs means incoming cueto. screen cap this shit.
>>63991954
>Not mad
>>63991955
dude I'm rich and have Chad good looks but I live in a van like a dirty hipster look how cool and down to earth I am lmfao
Who /emotionallydevastated/ here?
>>63991968
6 year deal vs 7, so under. Average salary could be higher though
>>63991968
probably $32m/year so $192m
fuck greinke
you should stay in LA and win world series next year
>>63991968
under
This pleases me maybe the Doyers or Jints will give up more to get Miller
>>63991993
>LA
>win world series
>>63991942
>implying the gints don't have better young talent than the dbags
I want to see them go full retard and offer $300m
>>63991997
as long as it's not Joc I'm fine with it
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale now
Zack Greinke receives about $195 million on six year deal from #Dbacks
>>63992004
Jelly to be honest
anyone else anxiously awaiting the daddy greinke reaction?
>>63991954
>Not mad
>>63992017
wew lad that's more per year than Price
>>63991954
After the Doyers finish 3rd in the west this year they will go to shit and stop spending. Literally Bankees 2.0.
>>63991905
funniest thing about this year's AL West annual end of the season thread was that Dbags fans had a bigger presence than rags fans
>Arizona out of fucking nowhere
>>63992021
Nigga TRYING to play it cool
>>63991954
>>63992030
The yankees at least won a world series something the doyers will never do again tbqhwy
>>63992047
True enough. They need to roid up and buy multiple entries a set of balls in case they ever make the playoffs again.
>>63992036
At least they can use that money to sign a couple of decently solid pitchers to go behind Bumgarner instead of blowing it all on one guy. May even get a bullpen guy for super cheap
>yfw DBACKS Padres 2.0
>Dbacks thinking they hot shit because they just raped the free agent market and are all of a sudden contenders only to replicate the Padres 2015 season
>>63991832
>>63991843
https://twitter.com/DHuddy41/status/672947761306722305
Why is /mlb/ so obsessed with Daddy Grienke?
>Gints
>Doyers
>NL Worst
Why is the west so horrible?
>>63991954
>ace has best season in 20 years
>thinking the eternal chokers can ever recover
>>63992030
Literally no chance the Dodgers finish even below 1st place.
Had Greinke signed with SF that'd be freightning, but he chose to go with ARZ who won't be a threat until 3 or 4 more seasons.
You guys are still forgetting that Greinke is still just one guy. One guy is a pitching staff of absolute trash especially after looking hellickson. Greinke's brilliance will unfortunately not make an impact enough to squeeze the division.
:(
Funny seeing this SF reactions happy to see him gone. You guys really are a bunch of pussies
>>63992080
B.G. @Itsbradytbh 22m22 minutes ago
@DHuddy41 wow you have 2 good players on your team now congrats.
S A L T Y
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>>63992078
Chen and Leake, pls
>>63992079
except the diamondbacks were already pretty decent prior to signing greinke
>>63992079
Dbacks already had a far better team than the Padres going into this offseason. They're absolutely contenders for the division next year.
>>63992083
Well daddy greinke it's because it's hilarious watching you get rekt
>signing with the Dbacks after they revealed those ugly uniforms
smhtbhfam
SIX YEARS 195 MILLION
32.5 AAV
>DOYERS
>KEKADO
ESCOJA LOS DOS
any news about the Jays? kinda worried desu lads. sure, we hit a lot of dingers, but small ball and pitching is how you win and both of ours is mediocre
Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs 7m7 minutes ago
If Greinke indeed was chasing absolute top dollar, he escapes California's 13.3% top tax rate. Arizona at just 4.54%.
IS GREINKY ACOUSTIC?
HOLY SHIT NIGGA GOT THE MATH DOWN TO EVER FUCKEN PENNY
>dbacks just doubled their yearly salary with one guy
Dbacks fan. He's a great pitcher but they blew their wad on one player. They desperately need a bullpen. Starters were 11th in ERA last season. They could have bought a bullpen with the money they are giving him and maybe a quality starter. Will be interesting, family.
>>63992115
>resigning Zack Greinke is the Dodger's top priority
>Greinke and Goldschmidt on the same team
Autism maximus
>>63992138
Oh shit what a SAVAGE move.
>>63992138
More like he correctly followed the advice of his agent
seriously? samardzija and leake? they're gonna suck so fucking much
>>63992138
>ACOUSTIC
Some autists are good at playing instrumenta, so maybe
>>63992133
Jays already have all their starters for 2016 like it or not
>>63992138
They have people who calculate that for them
>>63991940
They had some life in the second half, and aren't losing any big pieces to contracts. They'll be a fun watch this year. And they play interleague with the AL Beast. Should be good times on paper
>>63991805
triggered
>>63992079
Diamondbacks actually have a good team on the field, not like the Dads
Is iwakuma signing with Seattle or not?
What the deal?
>>63992095
Do you have any memes? I Will ship you David Price + cash for solid 2016 compliant memes.
Plus three years of soda.
>>63992203
looking for contingency plans, dg?
>>63992101
I'd like to see Chen on the Jints desu
Might just be the color scheme making the loss easier to bear.
But I get a feel he'd click well in SF
>>63992203
he's signing with the Dbacks
>>63992110
I'm not Daddy Grienke though. Didn't realize you were so obsessed that you think anyone is him though
>>63991732
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 48s48 seconds ago
>Sources: Greinke deal is six years, $206M. Deferrals expected.
34 MILLION
HOLY FUCK
O
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F
U
C
K
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
Sources: Greinke deal is six years, $206M. Deferrals expected.
IS IT 195 OR 206
>>63992240
Post feet to confirm dg
>>63992247
Rosenthal is the right one. I like Nightengale, but Rosenthal is the most trustworthy
>6 years, $206M
wow
Greinke makes $93,000 a day.
2 0 6
0
6
How the fuck can the diamondbacks even afford that?
>>63992247
I'm guessing $206M with $11M in deferrals
>>63992227
Fly ball pitcher in a pitcher's park, senpai. I'm glad we have your blessings.
>>63992264
Zack Greinke makes $64 a minute.
>>63992266
from abolishing daylight savings day
>>63992163
that's so fucking dumb then
Stroman is good but even then he's not an ace, not yet at least. Happ is shit and is just proof that the NL is easier to pitch in than the AL. Estrada will most likely revert to his 2014 form, plus Donuts left, but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Dickey is good to eat innings but he's not better than a 3rd or 4th. don't even know the beaner well
the offense is good, but there's no way Dolan is MVP again. that being said, a whole season of a hopefully in form Tulo may be enough. we went literally 40-18 since the allstar break. if we can be consistent throughout the year, we won't need meme-tier months to make the playoffs
EE and Bats are also pretty old
Even if he never misses a turn in the rotation for six seasons Zack Greinke will make more than $1 million per start with the Diamondbacks.
>34 million a fucking year
FUCK ME WHY DIDN'T I PRACTICE MORE I COULD HAVE BEEN RICH
>>63992203
yankees
>Ray Ratto @RattoCSN 15m15 minutes ago
>Giants last offer: $6, 195 years. Might have been a clerical error.
Kek
>>63992266
Diamondbacks payroll was only around 100M before this deal.
>>63992266
I think they got a new TV deal
They also been clearing cap since last year
>>63992266
TV deal that gives them about 80 million per year prevously I think they were only receiving 30 million before that
>>63992317
88M to be exact.
Just tacked on 35~% of last year's total payroll onto next year.
>>63992308
>practice more
if it makes you feel better, for every MLB player, even the shitty ones who play for small market teams, there's 1000 minor leaguers trying to make it still
even a semi-pro player is still pretty fucking good. practice matters a lot, but so does natural talent
glad to see the o's are wheelin' and dealin' as usual
>>63992288
>32
>Pretty old for a DH
Stroman will be an ace and Happ will be this year's Estrada. Barring injuries Jays are still the best offensive team in the AL.
Only the bandwagon is freaking out about the offseason.
>>63992339
HEY WE GOT TRUMBO AND A AAA CATCHER WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
>>63992339
Shut up you little meme can't wait to kick you memelord's asses next season, over/under 23 K's per game for Price against you turds LMAO I pick the over
What's it like being a fan of a team like the Brewers where they don't do shit in the offseason?
>>63992338
>tfw wasn't born a 6'3 Dominican with god tier hand eye coordination, strength, and speed
Th-thanks a lot mom and dad
>>63992330
>>63992317
Oh shit I was off a little
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 31s32 seconds ago
>The Diamondbacks' entire payroll in 2015, per @spotrac, was $76.6M. They will pay Zack Greinke an average of $34.3 million for six seasons.>>63992317
>>63992255
Don't be a fag. Dodgers are a shit team.
Go Rangers.
Stop Obsessing about Daddy Grienke
>>63992339
Just wait til Hardy and Wieters are back. We'll be fine.
Like every year.
Works like a charm.
Mfw the diamondbacks are legit contenders now. All of their top prospects are pitchers. Their fielding is top notch and they were like second in scoring
>#DBacks met with Leake yesterday, still interested in him even after reaching agreement with Greinke, per sources.
>>63992354
less than the number of missed fly balls by le hat-falling-off-man
More than Xand-
...you know what, that'd be mean
>>63992343
Jays struggled to score in the playoffs. look at the last 5 teams to have won the world series; none had a player in the top 5 for homers
teams that can consistently get men on the bases is better than having a lineup of dingermen. I'm not implying that Bats, EE, Dolan, or 2lo can't get on base, but Jays won't win with sluggers
>>63992367
Back to your eternally designated spot of 4th place, you memelord
>>63992365
A little bootyblasted I see. Still hurting over being a fan of the biggest chokers in professional sports?
>>63992391
leake was pretty shit desu. i wouldnt mind getting him but there are tons of leake-caliber pitchers out there this off season
>>63992395
>More than Xand-
I MEAN ALCIDES FUCKING ESCOBAR GOT THE SPOT INSTEAD OF HIM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOST GO DIE YOU LITERALLY PICKED A UTILITY PLAYER AS OUR REP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63992391
>Dbacks sign Leake, Cueto, and Shark too
>>63992405
4th place is still ahead of where the Red Sox finished the last two years Joe
daniel nava sucks
>>63992364
>With Greinke they will be around 110M
They will probably add a few more pieces and be very competitive next year.
>>63992432
Can't wait for Price and Koji and Kimbrel to give you the ole 1-2 and clock you guys the f**k out omfg it will be great
>>63992441
>koji
he still exists?
>>63991846
Yankees aren't dumb enough to try to sign guys to awful contracts.
They're still on the hook for CC's and A-Rod
Probably will save up for Harper.
>>63992441
>koji
i miss that boy
>>63992432
who is this semen demon?
>>63992400
You had to know we wouldn't be messing with a lineup that was the best in baseball.
They were an umpball inning away from beating Cueto in a game 7.
>>63992449
not really
>>63992449
He was still elite last year as a closer until that faggot Kinsler killed him at the end of July.
He's now the 8th inning setup man.
>>63992461
>jays fans still crying umpball
so, the a's are gonna sign that ko-rean, right?
>>63992461
the fact is this: the jays didn't win this year yet the lineup is effectively weaker
they've lost their ace, their relievers, and depth
it makes no sense to waste the talent the team has on fucking bargain players. why aren't the jays going after top tier pitchers and relievers? the team isn't a contender right now and probably won't even retain the al east
>>63991762
Are you implying that the Doyers and Jints are best friends?
>>63992482
>shoulder height pitches in the batters box are called strikes
>>63992492
Winter Meetings haven't even happened yet you canac.uck calm down.
>>63992441
>Price
I do believe that was one of the three (3) Cy Youngs the Tigers employed, only to lose to Bud "Dude No Mexicans Allowed Lmao" Norris at home.
I'll give you Kimbrel for now. But don't try to pretend Koji isn't weak vs Baltimore anymore.
I mean...a Walkoff to DAVID FUCKING LOUGH
>Get 30+mil a year for 6 years. He will see pretty much all of that money no matter performance.
>After career is over will probably spend the rest of his life well into his 80's dealing with a fucked up arm but otherwise okay barring some non baseball related illness.
>NFL player gets 100+mil contract.
>But its really only about 20-30mil guaranteed.
>2 years into contract hes forced to take less money or get cut.
>Year and a half later he is cut and 60+million is just gone.
>Kills self at age 48 from massive head trauma caused while playing.
Seriously why would anybody play football holy shit.
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 12s13 seconds ago
>The exact number for Greinke is $206.5M, as @nickpiecoro said.
There it is. 206.5
>D O Y E R S
>O
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>>63992513
>Seriously why would anybody play football holy shit.
because baseball is too intellectual for most niggers.
>>63992524
you think an autist like Greinkie would have wanted a rounder number
>>63992507
It was because Allen Fucking "Illegal Immigrant" Craig fucked up the last out of the game because he fucking sucks incredible dick.
And Price is a fucking ACE you moron we have like 13 of those now you should be f**king scared.
>Goldschmidt
>Pollock
>Grienke
dbags are elite?!?
>>63992539
I think specifically because he is an autist that he wanted it to be a specifically meme value
>6 years, $206 million USD
>32-year-old pitcher
>bought by a team that isn't even in contention
Literally why? Why wouldn't one of the big boys buy him?
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 56s57 seconds ago
>Source: Net present value of Greinke deal with #DBacks, even with deferrals, is nearly $200M. No opt-out clause, as @jcrasnick said.
>no opt-out
>>63992492
Because they don't have the money to do it. Signing Price for that contract would be retarded. It's guaranteed to be a bad contract like every single long term contract given to a pitcher in his 30s. They are gonna blow up the team after this year so you can't sign big names to long term contracts.
The blue jays aren't a big market team. No one shows up to the games when they aren't first place. Enjoy these two division titles cause this shit won't last.
GOD BLESS THE D-BAGS
BTFO
BTFO
>DOYERS
>JINTS
HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALLY MAD THAT IM PICKING MY GF UP AND FUCKING IN A MOTEL IN 10 MINUTES I WANT TO STAY HERE AND SHITPOST
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
>>63992513
Football has an awful players union.
>>63992565
Arizona has great hitting
Do the Dodgers get the Dbacks 1st round pick or just a comp pick?
>>63992570
>NO OPT-OUT
>>63992416
>biggest chokers In professional sports
I'm not a Patriot fan though
>>63992572
>3rd largest city in the majors
>top 10 payroll
>not a big market
Sure thing, bandwagoner. You're the type of faggot that gives jays fans a bad rep.
>>63992513
>>63992578
Fucking this. The NFLPA is legit horrible.
>>63992572
not saying Price, but an established pitcher to fill the #1/2 spot is definitely needed
there's plenty of pitching on the market and Toronto is the biggest single market in the league. NY, LA, and Chi share their cities with multiple teams. Toronto has all of Canada
>>63992565
>doyers fan
>calling other teams small
protip: every team was bad before it was good
>>63992541
Whoa, didn't you get Craig with Joe "Cy Young" Kelly? The Show 13 advises me to play deep vs him and the away crowd boos him. Figured he'd be gud.
To be fair to Koji, Trayvon Martin's extended family was having a tantrum at the time so I think he got.....spooked.
>>63992459
Official French Oriole Mascot. So official The Bird faces the wrong way.
>>63992572
>the blue jays aren't a big market team
Their market is literally an entire country.
>$206.5 million total
>$34.417 million a year
>$1.012 million a start (assuming 34 starts)
>$172,083 an inning (assuming 200 innings a year)
>$9,202.32 a pitch (assuming 110 pitches a start)
>>63992591
Cheatriots had the greatest choke but the Rags had one strike away twice and the gong show of errors in the DS.
>>63992635
And?
Nothing will ever top 18-1 and the butthurt those bandwagon Patriot fans feel because of it
>>63992614
There are 11 metropolitan areas in the US larger than Toronto's though
>>63992602
>>3rd largest city
>toronto metro population: 5.6 million
>smaller than Philly, Houston, Dallas, Chicago, Los Angeles and New York and about the same size as DC and Miami
>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 30s30 seconds ago
>Seven starting pitchers (Price, Greinke, Zim, Happ, Estrada, Anderson, Hill) have signed this winter. Total value of their deals: $607.3M.
Reminder that the total combined value of all MLB player contracts doesnt even reach near 50% of the total revenue of the MLB.
And NFL is even worse.
>>63992614
and even split in half NY and LA are larger
so you're 11th place canada, you small market shit
>>63992614
>>63992635
That's like saying the Dallas Stars are the biggest market in hockey because they own texas. If the team is below average attendance for 20 years it's not a big market team.
>>63992695
>small market team is arguably the 2nd best team in the league and at least the 3rd best
Post yfw Greinke homers off Kershaw
>>63992705
a small market team is inarguably the best team in the majors right now senpai
>>63992655
It's a comparison of the greatest single choke job vs the greatest consistent chokers
>>63992716
You must be new to sports if that is your comparison
But you are Canadian so I guess you can't help it
>>63992676
Where the fuck are you getting this information from? LA and New York are the only ones. Chicago last I checked was smaller.
>>63992711
also the even year dynasty giants are also small market shits, the bay area split in half is smaller than toronto, though tbf it's probably more of an 80:20 split pro giants for those faggots
>>63992707
>MFW GREINKE NO-HITS THE DODGERS
>>63992707
I'd pay like $4K or $5K for that ball tbhh
>>63992726
Tell me about another franchise who was one play away twice and had 3 infield errors in one inning in an elimination game.
If the Rags were remotely relevant they would be a laughingstock but people just feel bad for those chokers.
>>63992735
Look up metropolitan area
It's a much better metric than base population because it includes people who live in nearby satellite cities and shit
>>63992822
I'm not sure about 3 errors in an inning but there have been plenty of bigger chokers than the Rangers.
2007 Mets
2011 Redsox
2011 Braves
2002 Giants
2004 Yankees
2009 Tigers
Just off the top of my head. Don't worry, you'll get more educated once you've watched baseball longer than two years
>>63992864
If you google largest cities in North America, Toronto is number 4 behind Mexico City, LA and New York
fucking hell friedman is so fucking overrated
SPEND THE MONEY YOU JEW FUCK
fucking letting the guy who had the lowest era in 20 years walk over probably a 20 mil difference...
should just let magics gay son be gm
>>63992907
That's based off of people who live in the city limits not people who live in the city and the area around the city, which is a better metric for measuring how large and important a city is. Dallas has a metro population higher than Houston's but Houston's city proper population is much higher because more people live within the city limits.
SUCK
A
DICK
DOYERS
AND
JINTS
FUCK YES
>>63991895
>McCarthy
>Anderson
kill me
Zack Lee got BTFO and traumatised and Urias hasnt pitched AAA yet
kill me
>>63992906
>trying this hard to defend the Rangers
I thought all of you faggots left /sp/.
>>63992906
>thinking missing the playoffs is a bigger choke than having the world series in hand and giving it away multiple times
Trying to get a Texan to use logic is painful. You illegals literally get exponentially dumber every year.
http://kxan.com/2014/12/20/list-of-worst-texas-schools-increases/
>>63992907
Toronto is in Canada, not North America. The White Sox are in North America.
>>63992981
This has to be bait
>>63992735
ok senpai
>>63992944
Urias HAS pitched AAA retard. He got btfo and gave up a grandslam in 4 innings but he's been otherwise brilliant in the K's and LOB%.
McCarthy isn't bad man, he's a good pitcher, Andy was a big mistake tho, could have signed Estrada for just 10M more....
>>63992981
Canada is north of america so shouldn't that make us north america instead of you guys?
>>63992981
omg
>>63992981
>Toronto is in Canada, not North America.
Even ironic replies are still replies
>>63992981
...
>>63992981
damn...
jints BTFO
no even year win for you fags this year
guys I'm still in shock
also I like the new unis :^)
>since the strike, the royals have missed the playoffs 18 of 20 years
>the royals are still the most successful team in the ALC during that period
embarrasing tbhfam
>>63993076
ebin
>>63993076
Nobody reply.
Just don't
>>63993076
Checkmate geographers
>>63993076
epic
>Greinke to Arizona
>>63993076
Oh okay now I understand.
>>63992980
you most likely weren't watching baseball back In2011 so I'll let it slide that you Don't know how the ump called 3 strikes as balls and such. but the 2011 Rangers aren't even top 20 when it comes to chokes
and yes when you go from 99% making the playoffs to not within a week that is a huge Choke compared to what happened to the Rangers
>posts an irrelevant link
there is no need to be upset someone called you out on being a bandwagoner
>>63993140
>Missing an easy pop up
>Giving up a game winning home run
>Still lose game 7
>>63993140
>complains about strikes
>still in denial about biggest choke in sporting event history
Hahahahshahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Fuck Greinke, you autistic piece of shit
>>63993140
>the 2011 Rangers aren't even top 20 when it comes to chokes
How is it possible to be this delusional?
>>63993158
>not knowing what a pop-up is
you are as dumb as canada
>mfw I read about the Dbacks going after Greinke.
Lelele yeah fucking right hahahah. Like you guys have a chance after getting rejected by Cueto
>expected to make decision between doyers and jints
>actually goes with the Dbacks
>JUST
The 2011 Texas Rangers are the biggest chokers in baseball history. Second place goes to literally any Kershit doyer team
>>63993161
>still calling a game of a series he never saw the biggest choke
>being this much of a casual sports fan
>using excessive amounts of laughter
So sad lmao
>>63993216
i don't know too much about the 2011 rangers but they shit the bed pretty hard in game 5 against the blue jays. that bottom 7th was a calamity.
>>63993224
ONE
STRIKE
AWAY
>>63993234
TWICE
>>63993216
If you think the 2011 Rangers are the biggest chokers in baseball then you haven't been watching baseball longer than 4 years, sorry you are so misinformed, kid
christ
There seems to be a few Rags fans in this thread who've forgotten about this moment. Here's a friendly reminder for you guys.
>>63993140
>but the 2011 Rangers aren't even top 20 when it comes to chokes
you can't be this delusional
the 2004 yankees are undisputed #1 but the 2011 rags are way up there.
>>63993248
They are quantitatively the biggest chokers in baseball history. The most important stage you can choke on is the World Series. The Rangers are the only team to ever choke as badly as they did on that stage. Find me another one.
>>63993248
>this much delusion
Are you off your meds?
>>63993248
Are you this guy? >>63993076
You guys have been awful tonight.
Shitty AL East banter, poor grammar and geography memes, and delusions of dethronening the NL West dynasty.
Bye.
>>63993265
The Yankees didn't lose the world series though.
>>63993289
Don't come back :^)
>>63993289
pls dont go dg
how about them tigers eh
might make a run at the .500 mark yesss
>>63993289
reply
ONE
>>63993317
MEME
>>63993272
Don't blame your lack of baseball knowledge on me.
>>63993269
2002 Giants
2004 Yankees
Sorry you haven't been watching g baseball long enough or you have such a bad memory beyond 4 years
>>63993140
>>63992906
>>63992726
>>63992591
>being this delusional
I thought Rangerfags stopped posting here two years ago
>>63993329
>2004 Yankees
>World Series
>correctly answering the question
pick one
>>63993304
OH YES
>>63993329
The 2004 Yankees didn't make the WS but that choke is still bigger than the Rangers
>>63992906
>2011 Redsox
>2011 Braves
>losing games at the end of the season and not making the playoffs is a worse choke than being one fucking strike away from winning the World Series and blowing it
>>63993335
>no rebuttal
>muh delusional
Thank you for indirectly admitting you have nothing to say
>one strike away
>>63993367
here's (you)r reply
>>63993360
What happened to the Rangers was more of just losing a game than a choke. That was a back and forth those last innings of a good game.
The 2011 Braves and Redsox straight up choked away their season in the span of 3-4 days.
>be pretty much guaranteed to make the post season
>choke and lose thus missing the playoffs
>>63993329
>>63993390
Thanks. Sorry you got defeated so soon. Here's a (you) for your troubles
>>63993396
>What happened to the Rangers was more of just losing a game than a choke
>ONE (a single, uno) strike away
>TWICE
>still no rings
eh, wouldve been nice to pick up greinke, but this leaves a lot of options available now
at least he keked the dodgers
>the city of Elvis Andrus
The Rangers didn't choke you retards, they were in the world series.
>>63993329
>y-you guys haven't watched baseball for more than 2 years
>the 2004 yankees lost to the red sox in the world series
Oh wow you are so dumb you could put a gun in your mouth and shoot the guy in front of you
>>63993451
they choked IN the world series
>>63993451
lmfao
>>63993438
>almost losing the series to a team that had a 0.1% chance of making the post season at the beginning of May
>entire fanbase throwing beer and at children and on your own home turf over a correct call
>can't even make it to the WS despite being a Top team in the AL
>the shitty of Toronto
>>63993451
>being in the world series is like winning the world series for Ragfags
Not that they would know what winning a world series is
>>63993467
>>63993469
>making it to the final level counts as choking
>>63993484
>this rusty, spring training-tier bait
Cmon step it up
>>63993466
I never said the Yankees played the Redsox in the world series
Can you not read or something? Oh you are Canadian so I guess that's a rhetorical question
>>63993484
>he thinks 18-1 isn't a choke
You are against the existence of this board
>>63993479
>I'm not even a Jays fan
>>63993484
>implying having a 3-0 lead and losing 3-4 wouldn't be choking
>this b8
>>63993510
>a Canadian bandwagoner is trying this hard
lol pathetic
>>63993479
>score on a freak play
>act smug
>commit 3 consecutive errors in the same inning
>Bautista bends over your entire team
>lose series in epic and humiliating fashion
>rags
>>63993396
>it can't be a choke if it's one game, even if you're one strike away from winning the fucking championship
>implying regular season chokes are anywhere close to the level of postseason chokes
Is this how Ragsfags haven't killed themselves yet? By just straight up deluding themselves into believing stupid shit?
>>63993499
>name a team that choked this hard in the world series
>you list the 2004 Yankees
>hurr I no say da yankees stupid canadian
Lmao
>>63993513
>3-0 lead
lol you really have only been watching baseball this last year haven't you
No one cares about your irrelevant teams. Greinke just kucked two California teams for the fucking D-Backs.
>>63993534
Texans are noted stubborn retards. They can convince themselves of anything with their 3rd grade intellect
>>63993540
I'm talking about having a 3-0 lead in any sport not just baseball..
>>63993535
I cleared that mistake up a while ago >>63993351
keep up please canada
>>63993534
>any team that loses a close game is now a choker
>>63993605
>one strike away
>twice
>everyone falling this hard for Rangers bait
It's like when Tiki used to post here
>>63993565
Your posts are as wrong and backwards as your state. Shouldn't be hard to keep up to your bandwagoning.
the autism king is a lot easier to like now that he's not on the dodgers imho
>>63993631
>a bandwagoning Canadian calling others a bandwagon
Oh man the ironing
>>63993645
>le epic canadian bandwagon meme
Grow up faggot
>>63993653
>stop calling me out grow up waaah
Quit your crying bandwagoner
>dbacks games will now have threads
/mlb/ only benefits from this really
>>63993620
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
>>63993620
What ever happened to him?
>>63993679
>implying I rags post
Just stop
>>63993653
Don't bother responding. The texas retard thinks he's le epic troll.
>>63993671
you just know it'll be all shitposting
>Greinke gives up a run
>50 posts about him being a bust
>>63993664
>I have no argument so I'll just use ebin bandwagon meme
>>63992429
lmao this post really made me laugh :-)
>>63993719
>calling you a bandwagoner when you can't rebuttal the initial points and inatead only meme means I have no arguments
>Canadumbs
heh
>Canada
>Not a Jays fan
Bandwagon as fuck
>>63993775
they can root for the expos idiot
>>63993775
>implying I was born in Canada
Pirates 4 lyfe
>>63993775
>9 other provinces
>thousand of other cities in Ontario
I FUCKING HATE TORONTO SPORTS TEAMS
>>63993780
There has been 0 expos discussion in this general for years outside of talks about useless teams
>doyers
>fags
>>63993801
they can watch old games moron and hope they win
>>63993671
fug off :DDDDDDDDD
>>63993807
kekekekeke
who /met/ here
zobrist imminent
>>63993775
>born and raised in Canada
>live in America
>can't shitpost without being accused of bandwagoning
feels bad man
hahaha what happened here?
oops they made a mistake haha
oh the editor missed this one
>>63993836
>>63993848
>>63993865
lovin this meme tbqh with you joe
save some for spring training
>>63993803
What's up bro, I was the only other guy in those dbacks threads
>>63993775
>Ontario and Quckbec represent all of Canada
>>63993780
>muh expos phantom team
I would trust a Canadian Memeiner, Rockie, or Sewer fan over an obvious bandwagon Toronto fan.
Because obviously all muricans are Cowgirl and Yankee fans, too right?
Teams Most likely to win the 2016 World Series
1. Texas Rangers
2. St Louis Cardinals
3. KC Royals
4. LA Dodgers
5. NY Mets
6. Pittsburgh Pirates
7. Chicago Cubs
8. NY Yankees
9. Toronto Blue Jays
10. SF Giants
>>63993873
error error
ha ha
long time dbacks fan here I've been watching the boys since two hours ago no one can stop us from winning the nl central
>>63993884
>4. Dodgers
lmao
>>63993884
good list my friend ;^)
>>63993890
omfg... lol... thanks for this post
>>63993905
haha no problem my good guy
>>63993911
yvw
>>63993911
Anon: I really, really, really liked that post. Can I save it?
>>63993775
Imagine if Boston was the only US city to have a hockey team and you wondered why all Americans didn't root for the Bruins even though 90% of them can't stand the other Boston teams
daniel nava sucks
>>63993873
friz plz
>>63993959
sure thing my friend please give me credit though
>>63994066
DELETE THIS
>>63992429
Le bare-handed play man is making you upset??
Holy fuck. Greinke and Corbin should be dynamic. I wonder if we can afford to pay the bat boys now. Holy fuck I'm so happy. This and maybe one more pitched and the dbacks will be legitimate contenders.
How many aces do we have now?
Are we going to be champs of the world champions.
in during we.
>That feel when mark shapiro is a legitimate crony for rogers
I fucking predicted this shit would happen. Next season they're going to let EE, Bats and Dickey walk. Effectively having 30-40 million in payroll cut.They won't sign anybody and try to operate a payroll around 100 million and play to the "muh small market" meme and form a team that is...like the indians. lol.
What a joke. Richest owners in baseball getting a free pass.
>>63994166
8 aces
rip rich hill
hey can someone edit this photo but with David prices face on it and maybe color his skin to match David
>>63994197
>color his skin
reported
>>63994180
Don't like it? Buy the team.
With Yu Darvish coming back a day a possible acquisition of Cliff Lee the Texas Rangers could have the best Rotation in Baseball
They mad?
>>63994206
????????????
>This guy takes the mound against your favorite team in a playoff game and smacks your team's star hitter's ass with a 93 mph fastball
What do you do?
>>63994259
Why do you iphone fucks never charge your fucking phones?
>>63994259
Yeah... They mad
>>63991777
Yeah. It's a fucking shame too. Ever since those animals basically killed that giants fan all those years back I would expect it to be extra hostile now. Forgot the guy's name. Wonder if he's still alive.
>>63991902
Why even specify what a 1 is? If they're a 3, it's irrelevant...
>>63993513
>LDS is 7 games
yeah good job :^)
>>63994214
i wish i could
>>63994310
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Didn't some mets fan get stomped the fuck out this year as well? by a mom/son combo?
>>63991846
Who can they sign? The best shot they had was zimmerman
They won't take any more retarded 30+ contract with CC,A-rod,Beltran,McCann,Teix, Ellsbury and a few others on the roster
I think they should go after maeda
>>63994310
Doing alright considering he was basically ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrE3zNLUqg4
>red sox sign 30 year old David Price 7/217m
>diamondbacks sign 32 year old Greinke 6/207m
who won?
we all know the dodgers and giants lost
Reminder that Greinke will be wearing these stupid/crazy uniforms for the next several seasons.
Reminder that the weirdness of these jerseys would've probably flown under the radar if not for this signing.
>suddenly there are dback tripfags
>>63994393
>Los D-Backs
For fucks sake
>>63994361
Basically ded, but that nigga gets box seats when he goes to giants games
>>63994393
Is that the actual team members?
>>63994275
Be glad that we now have a runner on first.
Thanks D-Backs for saving the Doyers a fuckton of money. Now Hyun-jin Ryu can become the #2 since he has the most potential. He can literally be at Greinke's 2015 level barring any injuries
>>63994393
>short-form nickname instead of full name
Did we not learn our lesson after those awful mid 2000's black Jays jerseys?
Why can't other teams be as good as the Rangers when it comes to signing pitchers?
>>63994483
>this keksas level of shitposting
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Also,
>Lackey
>Greinke
I can't handle today's autism. It's just too much.
>>63994539
Excuse me may I inquire into the name of the muh man with the bat in the lower left hand corner???
>>63994393
Literally the only good one is the far right, which is just their old jersey.
How can you fuck up jerseys so badly
>>63994483
>He can literally be at Greinke's 2015 level
Easy, tiger. Your boy had the best ERA+ in baseball in 10 years and the best WHIP in 20.
>>63994557
deaniel annava
>>63992034
>AL West annual end of the season thread was that Dbags fans had a bigger presence than rags fans
>AL West
>>63994539
great post my friend
So did the Tigers fare the best out of all of the teams that signed a big name pitcher? Zimmermann obviously isn't Price or Greinke tier, but they saved on term and money
Greinke deal has the most upside if the Dbacks add one more pitcher to that stacked offense and Price is a playoff choker who's due for an injury
>>63994393
>extra dark road greys
2edgy
>>63992034
>making shit up
>>63994613
>replying to old posts
>>63994275
why would bum-kun be pitching against the giants?
f*k off morons
>>63994867
whoa there's no cursing allowed here
>>63994883
idi*t
>>63994883
i wonder how retarded goldschmidt feels right now
greinke is literally making a goldschmidt contract every year for the next six years. he has two goldschmidt contracts in deferred money. goldschmidt is really fucking dumb
>>63994895
OVER THE LINE
>yfw influx of dbacks fans this season
I for one welcome our new NL West overlords.
Can't be worse than the other two.
:^)
>>63994978
they're all the same bandwagoning mexicans
>>63994991
>arizona
>mexicans
HOLY FUCK GREINKE ABSOLUTELY BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF CALIFORNIA
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING
THAT MOTHERFUCKER DID IT AGAIN HE DIDN'T BRING ME BACK FRIZ HOLY FUCK SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A NASTY TEXT TONIGHT.
>the absolutely disgusting contract cueto will inevitably get from the doyers
>>63994918
When is Goldshmidt a free agent anyway? He's at least worth $30M a year, and Pollock will be right there too if they want to extend him now
>Greinke keked the jints and doyers in one fell swoop
>will kek the dbacks when he's 37 and replacement level while earning 34 million
How can one autist be so based?
>>63995115
he'll be worth 50m+ a year for a while to make up for the 34m a year salary when hes replacement level
>>63995115
everyone knows they are overpaying when its a big time contract like this, if they manage to win a series in the next 3-4 seasons nobody is gonna give a shit about the final year
>>63995053
Why does she have a disgusting pig face
>>63994839
>bum-kun
>bum-kun be
Kept trying to read this as some sort of Korean name and couldn't figure out who it was or how the sentence worked grammatically.
>>63995092
and Kazmir. and Smardzjia.
>>63992095
How many good starting pitchers did the Giants have in 2014? One guy most certainly can make an impact. Hell, one guy can carry a team to a World Series win if he's able to basically win three games and have another game won by the bullpen.
>>63995092
I bet he gets something like 5/160, which doesn't seem to unreasonable for a pretty good guy who will be on the right side of 35 in the final year
>>63995125
he'd have to replicate his insanely lucky 2015 in a hitters park to be even near 50M
>>63995170
To be fair, not every good starter is literally the best world series pitcher in the modern era
>>63992941
lol the giants didn't lose anything. sure, it would have been nice to have him here, but we never had him to begin with so we're no worse off than we were before. definitely a big blow to the doyers tho
>>63995101
2018
>>63993260
I love how he realized he was moving too slow just a fraction of a second too late. The Rangers fucking deserved to lose and it was beautiful to get to see it happen two years in a row.
are rotations overrated? the royals just won a world series with yordano ventura as their ace
>>63995045
He's thinking he wants to be the #1 wherever he goes. In LA, he's behind Kershaw. In SF, he's behind Bum.
Also Cream
>>63995267
That's literally the opposite of the narrative of why he signed with LA in the first place. It was only about money, as it should be
>tfw gronk gets shelled every time he plays the dodgers after leaving them due to never getting run support
feelsbadman
I kinda like this setup. Three teams in the NL west have a legit monster in their rotation. Should make for an interesting race between the three teams. Meanwhile the Rockies and Padres can battle over who isn't going to be dead last like usual.
>>63995282
>yfw Greinke left because he saw more of a future in Arizona than in LA
>>63995267
Except he's better than both, Bum by a lot
>>63995301
the diamondbacks have the second best offense in the national league
>>63995304
i mean it's easy to see a better future for yourself when the options are separated by fifty million
>>63995304
>yfw the D-backs eliminate the doyers from the post season and win the WS
>finally wake up
>grienke picks the team with the new colorful uniforms
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you cant make his shit up
>>63995344
>>finally wake up
>>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>dodgers sign yovani gallardo
>mets o's world series
Puig probably was a factor in Greinke leaving.
>>63995448
Also
$
>>63995448
>tfw hes the Daryl Strawberry of our generation
>tfw doyer fan
>a little bit upset
>extremely confused
no really, what
>>63995504
How? Puig isn't a cokehead. Straw wasn't a bad teammate.
>>63995473
yes, lots of that
>>63995172
>his insanely lucky 2015
>>63995581
who is this semen demon?
>>63995611
Don't waste your time. She is a lesbian now
>>63995581
his ERA is a full run lower than his FIP and almost 2 runs lower than his xFIP. He is obviously elite, and I wouldn't call him "insanely lucky" (although that 86% LOB sure is something), but he probably just had his peak season.
I really like his batted ball profile.
>>63995623
so?
>>63995627
his LOB% is what is most impressive, and his bWAR, I don't think he's 'peaked' but he's obviously transcended that thrower mentality and become a true pitcher.
god bless him
>>63995667
Well I'm not saying that he will be shit from now own. But I seriously doubt he repeats the performance.
>>63995635
she's also about 25 years older than she was in that gif
>>63995685
you lost me
>Doyers fall for the Cueto meme and he posts a 4.5+ ERA
>Greinke is dominant on the Dbags, but the rest of the rotation and the bullpen are all literal shit-tier, so the Dbags end up only slightly above .500
>Giants sign Leake and trade for Shields, win 90, and take the division.
Cap this. Its happening.
>>63995696
actually closer to 30 years older
>>63995710
starting to gain interest again
>>63995680
we probably wont see a 1.66 again, but i wouldnt be surprised if he posted a 2.2 or 2.5 for the next 3 seasons.
Kershaw has been expected to regress to a 2.8+ ERA since 2010 and it hasnt happened yet lol.
>>63995696
its fucken jodie foster
>>63995707
funny seeing these fantasy posts from SFAGGOTS about them winning the division for the past 3 years...jist stop
>>63995739
eeew
lost interest again
its not even an age thing, i'd go Julianne Moore, but never Jodie Foster, its a matter of principles
>>63995739
Why did you change your name again Mr. Ghost of DG
>>63995707
>Shields
anon...
>they laughed at me when I said the dbacks are making the NLCS
eat shit senpai Cubs Dbacks NLCS the fucking DREAM IS ALIVE
>>63995800
as funny as this offseason shitfest is there is still 0% chance the diamondbacks go anywhere but third in their division
>>63995786
>H-He just a had a really unlucky HR/FB ratio this year. H-He's totally going to get better. B-Besides, he's still better than Samardzija
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THE FUCKING ROTATION GOING TO BE NEXT YEAR THIS INFIELD ISN'T GOING TO BE YOUNG AND CHEAP FOREVER
>>63995800
>Cards Snakes NLCS
>Larussa manages game 7 and Matheney is out managed
Fuck
>>63995800
>snakes
>cubs
>anyone but:
dodgers, nats, cards, and pirates making NL post-season
>>63995832
>yfw yet another nationals meltdown
>>63995846
strass and max alone will strikeout 550+ batters.
>>63995627
Switching out pitching against the Dbacks for the Dodgers should help, right?
>no hit
>twice
>>63995832
>nats, cards
>not mets, cums, doyers and jints
>>63995825
Sign Chen, Fister, bring back Heston. There you go.
>>63995832
>the nashitionals are good
my favorite meme
>>63995800
Welcome aboard the dbacks war wagon swede bro
>>63995879
>Doug "Dog Blister the Sister Wrister Resister" Fister
>Cliff "Clyff" Lee
>Timothy "Big Time Timmy Jim" Lincecum
>Christopher "My sinker only works when thrown >92mph, RIP Elbow soon" "Hesto-Presto" Heston
>Bibbity Bobbity Evans coming up short on Sharks, Leaks, Kumas, Chens, and even Latos.
Maeda go to San Francisco.
>>63995982
Cutepost plz.
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
NEW
>>63996073
>>63992739
>the bay area split in half
>anon in charge of how media markets work
kek
>>63991954
>not mad
>>63995267
That's exactly why Lester went to the Cubs, but I doubt that's what Greinke was thinking at all.
>>63995667
LOB% is a function of K% and luck. Doesn't mean Greinke isn't impressive, but LOB% is a bad justification.
NEW THREAD
>actual new mlb general, correctly labeled
>>64002721
>>64002721
>>64002721
>>63995785
lorde blue would be royals blue
i think
