Óscar Pareja's young guns try to overcome a 3-1 first leg deficit to Portland Timbers to reach MLS Cup
Starts in 51 minutes on ESPN
>Timbers XI vs. DAL: Kwarasey, Powell, Borchers, Paparatto, Villafaña, Chara, Nagbe, Valeri (c), Asprilla, Adi, Wallace
>Timbers Subs vs. DAL: Gleeson, Peay, Jewsbury, Johnson, Nanchoff, Melano, Urruti
You may only reply to this post if you want the Tumblrs to win the cup
>>63891143
Pareja's scum and his young guns will all leave as soon as yuro or Liga MX clubs hear about them. FuCk Dallas
>>63891407
>Durr Hurr I like da soccer
dubs and Portland Tumblrs lose
NY will win. If you disagree you are a faggot c*ck
>>63891143
>tfw a sweeping playoff general rather than distinct game threads
Feels bad, man.
>>63891407
go tumblrs
stream anyone?
>>63891407
>He doesn't want the Colubums 'neo-nazi' Crew to win the ship.
>>63891999
>the trips have spoken
>>63892447
http://drakulastream.tv/soccer/dallas-vs-portland-timbers-drs3c4g97
HERE WE GO FAGGOTS
ROSE CITY TILL I DIE
Would you guys fuck her?
literally nobody is in the stands
>turn on the game
>hear Taylor twellman speaking
Muted,
>>63893056
literally nobody is in this thread
>>63893126
Im here, family.
>>63893126
Just waiting
dubs and portland gets BTFO
>>63893056
>>63893126
MLS is dying,
Nagbe? More like Nigbe lol
>>63893227
lel
where is everyone? looks empty
>>63893225
>every butthurt american and euro ever
>>63893126
I'm waiting for NY and for BWP to pull a hat trick
Who /r/mls here?
who /kelli/ here?
>dallas can't get more than 40 percent capacity in the conference finals
where will the team move?
>>63893379
Closer to Dallas hopefully
diaz is an effete flopper
>>63893379
they said there are still like two thousand people waiting to get in still because of security
>>63893428
plus i forgot there are flash flood warnings in the area so maybe people pussied out
>>63893428
I hope so, those stands are empty as fuck
>>63893503
Probably that one
Baylor/TCU was empty
why are the Dallas players wearing black armbands? did somebody die?
What a shit field
>>63893537
Pareja's mother
He was at her funeral before the first leg
>Soon
>>63893531
more people there than I expected, it was pretty bad
>>63893596
That's sexy
How many does Portland beat the Crew by in the cup?
the crystal ballroom looks like a mausoleum of timid white people
>>63893272
>can't support a general during the playoffs
>playoffs game thread on life alert
Yeah, MLELS is thriving
>>63893779
4-2
Dallas Pyramid Scheme FC
this fucking crowd
damn i though MLS was growing?
>>63893784
it ain't bad when bands are playing there
>>63893645
>Soon
>>63893842
its dallas. Portland loves soccer.
>>63893888
flash flood warning , weather is shit there right now and it's an outdoor stadium
>>63893056
Soccer in Dallas. WHY. FC Dallas and the Dynamo should move to San Antonio and El Paso for that spic money.
>>63893844
i know, they got the bouncy floor and everything.
>>63893888
arent there lots of spics there though?
>>63893888
i know that, but taht stadium looks small as fuck, how few people can there be?
>>63893809
if you hate it so much, why are you still here?
Timbers to go to the MLelS
>>63893809
>the health of a league is based on how popular it is on a japanese hentai book
Good opinion, chad!
>>63893907
>>63893842
its cold and raining, plus the Sunday after thanksgiving is the worst day of the year for driving.
>>63893912
Irrelevant, look up where Toyota Stadium is at, literally middle of nowhere. Dallas FC actually plays in the bumfuck town of Frisco
>>63893809
The fuck are you even talking about?
>>63893930
that is a high school football stadium
>>63893272
How so? I love the MLS. But its not its death bed. Its getting more and more unpopular, even playoff games only sell 20% of their tickets and the rest are given away. Soccer just won't catch on here.
TIMBERS
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>that header didn't go in
Wew
>Dallas finishing
>>63893851
Are any other teams investing as much as Atlanta? Will be interesting to see which star they pull in. Ronaldo is always visiting the US, maybe he'd make a move here by 2017? Can you imagine that drawing power?
>>63894124
>Dallas
>>63894082
Thats what we call an opinion, you need to look at the facts, like all of the soccer teams popping up all over the country
>>63894145
Rqqney
>>63894212
Pls keep him away
>>63894196
That's not even an opinion. It's a blatantly wrong statement.
>running this game at the same time as 2 NFL TV games
It's like they don't want me to watch this at all.
Dallas' chances of moving on are slipping through their fingers.
They've only challenged the keeper once and it's almost half.
Why are my fellow countrymen such self defeatist faggots when it comes to domestic soccer?
>>63894145
probably going to be someone else and a mexican desu. a columbian would be a great move here too.
>>63894340
go back to your eggball.
>>63894340
>NFL
>Commercials and replays more than actual play time
No thanks.
>>63894344
Yeah, dissapointing to be honest
>>63894392
I think I will, thanks. It's not like Dallas is going to win anyways.
>500 people still going though security
Sad to be honest
>people are still waiting to get in
Good job dallass you deserve to lose
>>63893842
apparently security lines are currently making people take 60+ minutes to get in the stadium
People are STILL waiting outside to get in. Fuck ISIS, but an even more, fuck this security theater.
>>63894145
>Believing Ronaldo would want to live in shitlanta
>Believing Ronaldo would consider anywhere besides New York, LA, or Miami.
>>63894496
>iPad
Just fuck your shit up
so does the water fuck up their metal detectors or what?
maybe they think the travelling portland fans will stab somebody?
>>63894408
This.
>adball
>no thanks
>>63894553
>a miami mls team
My penis can only get so erect
Poland should jus score and put this away already
>>63894613
Too bad MLS Miami wont happen for another 10-20 years
>>63894344
>>63894412
>expecting a pacebabby counterattacking team to rack up the score against a team that can just sit back
>especially one as possesion-oriented as Porterland
>>63894616
Portland*
That autocorrect though
>>63894496
I'm new to the league and already getting turned off by it. You'd never see shit like this in the PL. And for a final? Arrive to the pitch minimum 3 hours early. Its a sunday. There is literally no excuse to show up to the stadium only 60 minutes early. If I owned the team I'd lock up the stadium doors and tell the plastics to go home, real fans they are not.
>>63894674
This. Beckham is literally arguing (and failing) with public school boards to work something out. It's just not happening
>>63894682
>Porterland
Haven't heard that one before, I like it.
KLINSMANN OUT, PORTER IN.
>>63894697
>another pl babby
Yeah your opinion dont mean shit my friend
Pretty decent half
>>63894748
What do the schoolboard have to do with it?
>>63894697
Support your home team.
>>63894838
Probably wants to use a HS stadium or some of their land
>>63894838
>Miami-Dade Public Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho told CBS4’s Gary Nelson a school board vote to pass the partnership along with the team has been postponed.Miami Beckham United would partner with the school system, fully at Beckham’s expense, to create a stadium that would also provide learning programs for students and provide the stadium for school events at no charge.
Seems like the community wants more initiative to push a stadium deal through
>all those portland fans watching from a ballroom
And people say mls isnt growing
>>63894885
>According to a Beckham United Source, the group has offered a daycare owner $1.8 million for his property and business that is appraised at $800,000. The owner has demanded $15 million. Beckham’s group says the owners of three small apartment buildings, appraised at $600,000 has turned down an offer six times that, $6 million, and is demanding $18 million instead. The owner of a small house, appraised at $178,000 has reportedly said he won’t take a dime less than $1 million for the small home.
Beckham is getting jew'd pretty hard.
Who /turnupforredbulls/ here?
>>63895020
>Beckham is getting jew'd pretty hard
Well, it is Miami.
>>63895050
Fuck off.
>>63895020
Jesus Christ...
>>63895050
Here senpai
>>63894929
Nah, timbers always draw a big crowd anywhere. If a team like Colorado of all things can fill up their stadium then that'd be something nice.
>>63895154
Colorado also plays in a more saturated sports market and in a suburb whilst the Timbers only have one sports team to compete with and are located downton, I like them tho, I want you guys to win
Watching this on ESPN Deportes.
>Porlan Dimburs
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I see all the cool shit other MLS teams are doing ins upport of their team and then I look at the Fire and want to kill myself
The Dallas fans probably got into their seats just in time to get rekt
Okay so who hosts the cup, Portland or Crewe?
it's ogre
PORTLAND IS WINNING SOMETHING IS THIS REAL LIFE
T U M B L R S
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REFUGEES WIN
REFUGEES WIN
REFUGEES WIN
>I support MLELS
Huge away goal.
GG DALLAS
>>63895316
I believe the Crew.
>mess with texas
kek
I just want the pain to stop :(
>>63895379
since when the fuck did BTR come back?
ONWARDS ROSE CITY
ogre
Wow, 10 on dallas is the shitty. Worst player on the field tonight.
>>63895316
Crew m8.
That final in PDX would have been great though.
>>63895478
>>63895371
Crew Stadium has pretty good atmosphere at least
>>63895402
I am always here I just have not been posting recently
>>63895379
Where's the trip face?
>that wasted opportunity
>>63895302
>>63895302
>>63895302
top fucking kek
Dallas had to score 3 in 30 minutes just to tie, take it how you will.
>>63895574
I BELIEVE
>>63895525
on the work computer. had the trip on a flashdrive but i lost it.
>>63895604
I BELIEVE THAT
why do dallas players have the balance of a drunk toddler?
Oh snap
HERE WE GO
lifeline!
not bad 2bh
That gk effort
>>63895741
He couldn't have gotten to it, all Kwarasey could have done was hope it would go wide.
>>63895789
>effort
>>63895789
I was just saying, it takes a very good GK to make that save, he probably wouldn't be in MLS if he could have
OH SHIT
Oh lawd!
>portlel
#notallstiffarms
Edit: AHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAJA
Who would have known tumblers would play like scum bags.
WE COMEBACK NOW
Name something more punchable than Caleb Porter's face. Protip: you cannot.
Wow maybe this game won't suck
MOST ENTERTAINING LEAGUE IN SOCCER HISTORY
>>63895897
Alexi Lalas
If Dallas scores again unanswered do they win on away goals? Or does porterlel?
>>63895914
Dammit.
>>63895955
Extra time my man
>>63895955
I think it goes to extra time since the both would have 1 away goal
>>63895918
>>63896053
Thanks for the webms, family
>>63895897
ted cruz
>>63896288
It's not polite to beat on your fellow countrymen
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
That save.
>Portland finishing
>>63895897
Nice proxy, Pep
>my heart
>>63896320
>implying a Canadian is my countryman
this is bad for my heart
>>63896483
Ted Cruz is Canadian
>dallASS
That was about to score if it wasn't deflected
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPEING I CANT DO TIS
I can't guys.. please my heart :(
I'm scared senpai.
5 mins?
based bearded God
>tfw Union fan in the playoffs
>>63896583
MLS refs so expect 7
>that fucking goal
THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY
BYE-BYE DALLAS
GOODBYE DALLAS
AHAHHAHAHA
brb ordering helium tank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ahahahahahahaha
What the actual fuck Dallas
OH LAWDDD
REFUGEE TOWN WINS
REFUGEE TOWN WINS
Lelel
WE CUP NAW!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Timbers. Seattle BTFO. Go get the Sclup.
REFUGEES WELCOME!
REFUGEES WELCOME!
well im rooting for crew or bulls now
GBTFO CASCADIA
>tfw there's no way the east coast conference final will be this exciting
>>63896749
No need to be salty :^)
>mess with Texas
How many tumblers will get their teeth knock kicked in.
>>63896793
Damn, it must suck to be sitting behind that.
>>63896825
>they do it for free
>>63896823
If it was in Austin they'd fit right in
>>63896825
they have a rigger crew pull it back up on pulleys
>your fanbase will never be this passionate
>>63896743
Pretty low class banter.
>>63896873
Hahah you mad nigga. Maybe they'll start giving out an attendance cup.
As a crew fan in Columbus (OSU student)
Thank you based Portland! I've gone to every home playoff game
>>63896825
It's happened to me a few times at Quakes games, you basically just wonder what goes on during the game based on the crowd noise
Damn, next week will be the biggest day in Portland and all of Oregon since Game 6 of the 1977 NBA Finals.
>>63896849
yeah because money is all that matters. they do it because they are part of something bigger than them. a community. something you'll never understand because you are a fucking neet who thinks a pillow is a wife, and that sticking carrots up his ass is being progressive.
>>63897015
Pretty sure that was the college championship game.
is the cup final only one game?
>>63896825
People don't go to games to actually watch them. (Especially in a league as bad as the MLS). They just go there to be a part of the crowd.
>>63897086
But only a portion of the state would have enjoyed that, not the entire state.
But with this, the entire state can enjoy it.
>>63897126
....how does that happen in a professional league?
I'm so glad another Ohio team gets to kek an Oregon team out of a championship all in the same year
>de lalas
>Portland reaches the final before Seattle
lel
MIGRATE:
>>63898583
>>63898583
>>63898583
>>63897015
Or the 92 nba playoffs
Goddamn drexler vs jordan still gets my dick hard, that loss im totally okay with just becuase of the spectacle.
>>63898614
There's already another game thred
