games today:
>2nd bundes
st.pauli - nürnberg
fsv - düsseldorf
duisburg - sandhausen
(13:30 cet)
>the bundes
bvb - stuttgart (15:30 cet)
bayer - schalke (17:30 cet)
augsburg - wolfsburg (17:30 cet)
1st for /chicharito/.
>"Ich fordere die DFL eindringlich auf, einen Markt für TV-Wettbewerber in Deutschland zu kreieren und die Einnahmen signifikant zu erhöhen."
huh?
This has got to be the sunday with the most appealing matches in forever
>Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola is understood to see Manchester United as his preferred option when he decides to leave the German giants.
>But Guardiola, 44, has also refused to answer questions about reports in his native Spain linking him to the manager's job at Manchester City.
>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 30, is ready to return to Manchester United, even if he gets an offer from French champions Paris St-Germain.
>Leicester City would be willing to let in-form striker Jamie Vardy leave in the January transfer window, should Chelsea or Manchester City offer more than £30m for the 28-year-old.
>Manchester City defender Martin Demichelis says he would love to welcome Barcelona forward and Argentina team-mate Lionel Messi, 28, to the club - but so would every other team.
>Arsenal are set to enter the race for Everton defender John Stones, 21, and manager Arsene Wenger is willing to spend a big sum to land his man.
>Arsenal have emerged as the frontrunners to sign Germany midfielder Lars Bender, 26, from Bayer Leverkusen in January.
>Tottenham are ready to offer England winger Andros Townsend, 24, plus cash in a £25m package for West Brom striker Saido Berahino, 22.
>Liverpool are ready to spend £20m on Stoke City goalkeeper Jack Butland, 22, but face competition from Merseyside rivals Everton.
>Meanwhile, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp says there is no deal to stop him going back and signing players from his former club Borussia Dortmund.
>And Klopp will look to return to his old club for £31.5m-rated winger Marco Reus and defender Mats Hummels, both 26, valued at £24.5m.
>Arsenal's German defender Per Mertesacker, 31, says he is firmly against the idea of the Premier League introducing a winter's break.
wasn't here yesterday
did something interesting happen
>>63874807
Hoffenheim dun goofed.
DoPa starting.
>Gleich geht's los im #Dopa. Wir freuen uns auf @thomashelmer5, @HrsticIvo, @JochenStutzky, #Strunz, #Büchler, #Gaudino & Stargast #Meyer.
who are those
>>63875076
u're mum
>>63874807
Bayern Munich won
/bundes/ theme of the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrAq9IeA54I
>>63875276
pls go
>>63875283
no u
Hallo Bundes. :3
>>63875326
l-lewd
You slut :{
>>63875375
do NOT reply to hsv posters or you will lose your posting privileges
>
>>63875489
I HATE YOU!!!
*runs upstairs*
ugh
13:00 Tottenham Hotspur ? - ? Chelsea
17:15 Liverpool ? - ? Swansea City
Is this some kind of WOW game?
>>63875717
no, it's a football game
>du bist es nicht wert
>persöhnlich geworden
wat? these dopa fags are such bitches, maybe that journo deserved to get shut down? and he didn't insult him
>persöhnlich
hello?
Why isn't Bibi Steinhaus in the first Bundes?
>>63876492
Yes hello
>>63876956
finally. hello!
I believe that we!
>>63876972
How are you today? Good bundes games today.
>>63877036
fine fine and you? >>63874220 this guy said it all really
>it's a foreign Dortmund bandwagoners shitting up bundes episode
see you tomorrow
where's my ameribro dortmund fanm
which team is webm brit fond of?
remember: there are no wrong answers
>>63877123
Schalke and Bremen
>>63877169
wrong sorry
now leave
>>63877201
Utterly disgusting, never gonna watch your webms again
>>63877061
Good riddance.
Be right back restarting my computer
>>63877201
>>63877280
>>63877253
>>63877196
gundogan will leave for free
>>63877443
>something happened
>>63877495
I'm so happy that fag didn't win the WC
>>63877532
RIP
>tfw bundes is getting smaller and smaller
>>63877333
rain is far better than snow. in the rain i can ride my motorcycle, in the snow i cant
>>63877665
Thank goodness
>>63877665
Thanksgiving
>>63877665
Damn thank you god
>>63877201
>>63877689
>>63877703
I like you twoo
>>63877713
I like you three I guess
Bürki; Piszczek, Sokratis, Bender, Schmelzer; Gündogan; Mkhitaryan, Castro, Kagawa, Reus; Aubameyang
Tactics desu
>>63877965
Are some players getting punished or is he just resting them?
>>63878034
Resting apparently. Weigl's played almost every minute of every match, so I guess it makes sense to rest him.
>>63878144
He does need a break from getting fouled all the time.
Nürngoat
Füllgoat
bundesu~
>On the return journey home, their plane was diverted around Ukraine and the Crimean peninsula before being required to land in Paderborn, 55 miles from Dortmund, because of a night flight ban at their home airport. They got to bed at 4am.
so she hasnt replied for 2 hours. how fucked am I? Should I ask her out for Christkindelsmarkt? Damn Im too confused
>>63878455
Calm down.
Yes you should.
>>63878455
I noticed the lack of denmarkposting too
>>63878455
it's called weihnachtsmarkt, you fucking idiot
stop giving women the attention they crave you retards, it makes you look desperate
>so how am i gonna get with her
stop fucking around and be direct. texting with women is the worst thing you can do
pls respond
I feel like today bvb gonna be scoring machine
>>63878546
not here
>>63878499
do I just start holding her hand or how do I get in cozycuddling and drinking Glühwein with her?
>>63878680
Can't wait to give a (you) when they grant the first goal again
>chelshit
can I stay here for the Dortmund game, /bundes/ ?
>mfw Japan provides /bundes/ with a steady stream of quality posts
>>63878894
but that is always happen to dortmund
Time for Bundesliga, no?
>>63879113
almost
amazing atmosphere
>>63878997
Ofc, all are welcome.
>>63879155
danke friend
>that wind
Hello everyone
any important changes in the stuttgart lineup since last week?
CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO
Thats how you start a match Dortmund
CASTROOOO
>>63878894
here's your (You), friend
>>63878596
sup
10:0 incoming.
>>63879271
I dont think they get 10 goals in. Maybe 5-6
this game is over, great
was really close
Well that didn't take long.
>Shitgart
>select all flowers captcha
>one is clearly a tattoo
Getting real tired of your shit Google.
>>63879288
I'm here for Tuchel's rave moves
>hummels benched
>bvb winning
Coincidence? I think not.
>>63879304
fuck off
no goal webm?
>>63879305
as am I
>>63879326
well he has been playing like ass recently
>>63879297
>not using legacy captcha
>>63879335
I'm guessing webm Brit is elsewhere. Or just being slow with the webms again.
>>63879352
>you
>>63879340
thx jack
>>63879343
What did the green IMPRESSIVE monster from spiderman say again? Out am I? If so, in what context?
>>63879359
>implying webm Brit didn't speed up, sensing my impending criticism
Stuttgart look like Liverpool
>Hummels benched
so where will he go next season?
Barca? United? back to Bayern?
without weigl or gundogan
kagawa always forced to support to the backline
fuck off you fat sack of shit
go work for free somewhere else
>>63879490
>moving from Berlin to Swabia
Too many do it the other way round.
that fucking gook betraying us again
>>63879401
HAHA HE DELETED AN ONTOPIC POST
HE LITERALLY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE BOARD HE "MODERATES"
GET HIM, GIRLS
OBAMA
OBAMA
THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA
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I'd say it's almost game over now, but it's Dortmund-Stuttgart.
>>63879574
They don't move to where I come from
we should just rename bundes to Eternal Dortmund
>>63879586
I noticed this but didn't want to get banned for pointing it out
One Castro goal, one superb assist - is he - dare I say it - back, lads?
>>63879220
hello!
>>63879702
just reset your router
>>63879702
Jani's can't ban anyway
Why are we so good and likeable?
Holy fuck just give us the Vizemeistertitle and title of "Meister der Herzen" already
>>63879656
>Castro starts in a more central position
>goal and an assist
Although his performances on the wing were good too. He's like an upgraded Grosskreutz.
>>63879656
too bad he's going to leave for psg for 50M or something
>>63879731
many cunts do not have dynamic IPs as we have.
thats the reason why permabans on 4chinz actually work for a lot of murricans
>>63879748
Mods can and do
>>63879753
Gladbach are more likeable tbph
>>63879755
>doesn't know about Obama & Reus bro-pact
>>63879778
yeah but most wont for criticizing a cumbuckey
>>63879764
>thats the reason why permabans on 4chinz actually work for a lot of murricans
and there's nothing wrong with that
they are the worst posters on 4chan
they take memes too seriously
they ruin memes by overdoing it
they are obsessed with cukcolding and black dicks
they can't take a joke
the only time they're funny is when they post something retarded - the worst part? they made that post on purpose not knowing it would be wrong and funny
>>63879798
>doesn't know about Götze & Reus bro-pact
>>63879842
Nice stigmatising
>Kampl moved from winger to CM at Leverkusen
>Castro moved from CM to winger at Dortmund
What do we make of this?
>>63879916
that Tuchel and Schmidt are shitty coaches
>>63879842
I'm pretty sure Germans are worse.
I missed Piszczek and Bender.
Ginter especially is absolutely awful at defending, but his crosses are fucking amazing.
>>63879935
Germans are pretty close behind Americans
>>63879916
Kampl lacked bumms. Glad he's gone.
Remove flags and bad posters are bad posters.
>>63879935
>>63879959
what cunt is top-tier then?
>>63879959
Considering the difference in media attention 4chan gets in each country we're worse.
>>63879986
Australia
>>63879986
Your mum's
Britain is worse. Unironic lad posting. Terrible insecurity/bullying of USA posters.
>>63879973
He plays well for Leverkusen.
>>63879996
we should be glad there aren't that many Germans here yes
>>63879986
Israel
Russia
Britain considering how many of them there are
Is Obama on his way to break the record again? Twice in one season would be something.
>Synchronsprecher Gastell: Die deutsche Stimme von Homer Simpson ist tot
>Neiiiiiiiin! Der Schauspieler Norbert Gastell ist im Alter von 86 Jahren in München gestorben. Vor allem seine Stimme ist in Deutschland bekannt: Er synchronisierte Homer Simpson.
>>63880057
>posting yesterday's news
good job
>>63880038
what record?
>>63879986
>>63880034
Also non-BR/ARG South Americans are really laid back.
>>63880072
d'oh!
FUCK FUCK FUCK
meh
>that defense meme
Harnik would have missed that
Stuttgart is attacking well
>>63880077
Scoring in 11 consecutive games.
I'm watching Jackie Chan on Sat1 instead, way more entertaining than his game.
Gündofat dead again
>>63880136
He's not James Vardy
>>63880136
#whoa
wouldn't of happened with Hummels
>>63880176
>implingding
>>63880181
>16:15
>church
kagawa what position are you playing
Hey friends i was watching F1.
Hows the game so far? Is Duselmund duseling again?
>>63880144
>not appreciating a 4-4 draw
dortmund are tired from travelling and stuttgart want to prove themselves fäm
>>63880181
They threw me out of the Catholic community in our town because I pretended to be the reincarnation of Jesus during my Firmung
Keks were given desu
>>63880205
funny how dortmund 3rd goal was offside and this one wasn't
>>63880233
They're leading with the most dangerous lead
>>63880233
>F1
>still being F1 fan with all those castrating rules after the season 2004 where ferrari and schumi dominated the shit out of the rest
>no need to get better for the rest - simply force the leader to step back again
fucking ecclestone is the scum on earth
>>63880295
okay
>>63880286
wrong
>Watzke would BET on Werner being offside
he is so fucking butthurt
holy shit
hahaha what a fucking cunt
akki is kind of pissed off by biased sky fags
KEK
>>63880349
hahahahaha lol xD
>>63880351
>biased
they just proved him wrong
>>63880363
>being this mad
scooby: bayern
plates: bayerns opponents
>>63880376
That's not Scooby.
why aren't you parshiping? you could meet other bundes in your area RIGHT NOW
>>63880397
Was that the one with Akademiker und singles mit Niveau
>>63880397
I do every 7min.
>>63880454
No, that's Elite Singles.
>that "choreo"
lousy
>>63880487
Elite partner
>>63880369
>they just proved him wrong
not biased about the offside thing...
but they are clearly biased when it comes to the bauern
http://www.goal.com/de/news/827/bundesliga/2013/04/01/3868268/dfb-sanktioniert-sky-kommentator-marcel-reif-f%C3%BCnf-bayern
what happened to chile??
>>63880545
That was 2 years ago
And that's Reif, nobody likes him. He always bandwagons the team that is winning the match he is commentating
Goddamnit Reus.
Based Lars
>>63880617
I think it was Marcelo Diaz
harsh yellow, no real danger
>mfw my ultra-shitty stream
Refball desu
>that dive
lol
>tfw flüssiger stream with good quality
I knew when I saw who the ref was there'd be refballing again.
REFBALL AFTER REFBALL
dat kagawa pass
>>63880697
getting out of hand now
>offside
>again
>and again
>and again
its not funny anymore
>Dirtmad
>that
>offside
plu ease
>getting the excuses out already
Calm down, this will end 4-1 either way
>>63880728
>mfw would be glad if you told me the sauce bra
>>63880768
kek
>Duselmund trying to cheat again
>crying when a ref refuses to be paid off for once
lmao
there will never be a scummier club
>>63880801
bauer plz leave
nobody likes you
anywhere
>>63880801
Obsession: fragrance by you
>tfw found good german streaming site here that never fails to deliver
Damn
>>63880835
Sky Go?
>>63880823
>>63880827
>spox matchday tourists
Jesus, the wind is so strong that the cameras are shaking.
BAM
>>63880768
>that defender dive
>nearly breaking his own arm
wew lad
There was a thread on /r/soccerstreams for the simulcat this Saturday just gone. Hopefully someone will deliver a hd stream
>top kek
>own goal
Fucking hell it's like Stuttgart are determined to get themselves relegated.
Nice one, Duselmund.
Spectacular offensive skills you have there.
>>63880899
Why?
>>63880899
>verbindungsparty
please kill yourself
>>63880899
Good girl.
>>63880899
>verbindungsparty
>>63880899
Aleays nice to see people using my OC
>>63880915
Im a controlfeeak and she couldn't convince me that she took the pill. Only condoms without pill is too risky for my autism
>>63880899
>Verbindungsparty
end your life please
two closecalls by obama and reus
>this offside-trapping by stuttgart
WEW
>>63880945
Dude...
>>63880947
Just pull your dick out before you cum
>>63880951
>>63880944
>>63880935
What does it mean germanbros?
>>63880947
now i see why its "verbindungsparty"...
nevermind
>>63880947
guys don't need to be on the pill
Daily reminder that men can't love virginity only take it.
>>63880847
nope
>>63880853
nope
>>63881028
lose not love
>>63881028
What?
>>63881041
>>63880985
i don't even know
What's the problem with Verbindungen
>>63881028
based Stallman
Use this site:
http://bundesliga-streams.net/
>>63881085
nice virus
>>63881054
nice topfschnitt