OFFICIAL FLORIDA STATE vs FLORIDA GAME THREAD #1
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Florida State (9-2) at Florida (10-1)
Kick-off in 5 mins
literally no offense bowl
I think my body is ready....
those were some uggo gator girls
>>63864425
Hey, one of them is my sister.
>>63864352
I'm okay with this. We've got a top 10 D and Hargreaves is playing. What's good Cook?
L I T E R A L L Y the only SEC primetime OOC game this year.
Gators gonna fuck up the noles, let's go.
>>63864440
Sorry bout your genes, m8.
Usually root for ACC pride in these SEC/ACC rivalry games but please Florida for the love of god PLEASE win. Keep UNC out of the playoff at all costs.
G A T O R S
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Florida fag reporting in.
Jimbos last regular season game at FSU?
Can Florida get a first down?
Prediction: frustration.
Hoping for the best and know they have the talent, but will they do anything with it and beat FSU?
>>63864445
But of course. This game is already huge, much less with bowl and ranking implications for both teams
>almost losing to Florida Atlantic
This should be an easy win. I predict the Seminoles win 31-9
G-go gators...
>>63864470
>Jimbos last regular season game at FSU?
no
>>63864480
>I don't know anything about football, the post.
the crowds and support at college football astounds me. Do the players get sponsorships and shit as well?
>>63864440
ur sister is ugly breh
>>63864470
>Jimbos last regular season game at FSU?
huh?
>>63864486
LSU is damn sure trying to get him, that's for sure. I think he will stay at FSU.
kickoff here we go
>>63864485
W-we're g-gonna win
>>63864470
Not having Grier worries me
>>63864502
>Do the players get sponsorships and shit as well?
No, that's illegal.
>>63864453
I don't think UNC gets in even if they beat Clemson
>Those Gator Chomps
>>63864531
what. why? Because other schools would pull them with sponsors?
>still doing tomahawk chop
>still doing gator clap
why are college football fans such unoriginal faggots?
UCF here.
I want both teams to lose.
Feel my pain.
>>63864554
I'll bite.
Come up with something new.
I'll wait.
>>63864549
More or less, colleges use the names of coaches and full rides to get players.
>>63864555
Remembers when UCF was ranked for a week once .
3 and out great start Florida damn it.
>>63864535
As is, no they don't. Their best scenario is either Stanford beating ND then losing to USC or Florida losing to FSU then beating Bama.
As such, I'm pulling hard for Notre Dame and Florida to make sure this autism doesn't happen.
Dammit Harris...
>>63864555
>The American Athletic Conference
>HIT OUT OF BOUNDS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>Flawda
>>63864555
>44 - 3
No you idiot ref, the 10 yards is from the spot of the fowl, not where the ball ended up.
0/10 referees, don't even know their shit.
>the city of Dalvin Cook
>all of this offensive spaghetti
Looks like this will be a long game
>>63864624
>the spot of the fowl
>the fowl
>fowl
Looks like you don't know your shit either, buddy.
>that FSU qt
>>63864622
Oh, will I enjoy Bama curbstomping you.
>>63864662
yep
>Dalvin C U C K
Don't feel so bad know with FSU going 3 and out.
>dat Seminole bitch telling the Swamp to be quiet
Check your privilege here
FUCK OFFENSE let's go back to 2011
>dat FSU qt making the "shhh" gesture.
Gave me semi to be quite honest with you my family.
>back to back 3 and out's
:/
>>63864670
Hey, fuck you and you're silly looking bird.
Who /UTcheeringforFSU/ here?
That feel when we never got a Tebow Vs. Winston game.
>>63864700
>2011
Let's go back further and make this an old fashioned slug fest.
Florida is about to bust this wide open.
>>63864696
That rowdy Gator fan beside should take her somewhere and fuck her. See if she still is shush then.
>>63864327
someone got a gif of that drunk semen demon shushing the camera? Looked like a pornstar
who /Neutral/ here?
>>63864737
I'm expecting a pick or fumble here for sure.
>>63864723
Would be a fucking slaughter.
>>63864736
>pre 1996
Warrick v.
LGTTS
>>63864736
Go look at the box score for the FSU @ UF game in 2011. I attended it at the Swamp. It was AWFUL.
Give me one reason why the SEC shouldn't have two teams in the playoff
>>63864740
>>63864790
FAU
>>63864790
If you can't win your conference you shouldn't be allowed to compete in the playoffs. You already had your shot to beat that team and you didn't.
Fuck it here's the stats from the FSU @ UF game in 2011. FSU won 21-7
>Hey let the guy watch the game
My sides.
Holy shit, a successful running play.
Actual first down.
Let's do this shit niggers.
Bethune here.
Florida, please fuck up these punk ass Semenholes
>>63864812
Yes but if teams from other conferences could beat SEC teams they would be in the SEC
>>63864841
Bethune, go back to Africa.
>>63864819
>FSU 95 yds, 3 TDs
>Florida 4 turnovers
kek holy shit
Get fucked Harris.
>literally slipping down on your stomach all by yourself
nice wideouts you got there GAYtors
also bonus sack
>>63864841
>Bethune
That band thoooo
Harris is fucking blind in the pocket.
>>63864862
That was horribly under thrown tbqh
>>63864841
>Semenholes
>Gaytors
Fans who say these need to be shot.
>>63864852
who cares the point of the playoffs and bowl games is so we can see amazing OOC games.
winning your conference is the cake and the natty is just icing.
>>63864857
I'll give your mum a tour of my African horn tonight
>>63864555
Every FSU/UF fan's thought in response to this comment
>>63864862
Nigger you're about to get sacked back into the bowden era.
>Bama's pass rush vs Harris
Oh god no
>>63864862
It was under thrown, but yeah, got to make a play come on damn it.
>>63864862
Falling down made him closer to catching that terrible pass. Just a heads up play desu.
>>63864876
What about RefSU and Free Shoes University?
>>63864886
I'm just happy we're there. We weren't even supposed to be
Is 2 bit the gayest most mary Sue chant ever?
>>63864876
>literally can't handle the banter
>>>/lgbt/
Lol that ref looked like he wanted a piece of Florida just then
Seminoles getting fucked left and right on defense. If only fucking gators had an offense.
>>63864886
This is why UF needs to recruit some good offensive linemen.
Jim McElwain looks like an overweight, middle-aged Luke Skywalker cosplayer who is now relevant.
>>63864958
Literally insults only rednecks who never attended either university use.
>>63864984
>>63864985
Both of these
Who's hype for Ravens/Browns?
>>63864985
and a QB, kicker, and linebackers
If UF were mediocre in those positions instead of terrible, they'd dominate they SEC.
>1st quarter
>Mississippi up 21-0
lel, the SEC is a fucking joke
>>63865013
Literally no one
>>63864988
>Jim McElwain looks like an overweight, middle-aged Luke Skywalker cosplayer who is now relevant.
God he looks like such a dork
>>63864988
Even more revelant with Star Wars promo.
>>63864327
Say what you want about Florida but they have some grade a pussy in the stands.
>>63864988
Holy shit Mark Hamill let himself go and that dumb Star Wars mashup with the game.
>>63865001
I went to FSU, people use gaytor, UF friends from HS use semenhole
They all go to FGCU for a MBA now
guy's what's the FBS record for most 3 and outs in a game?
Why include the Gators and Seminoles in a Star Wars commercial?
>>63865098
Agreed. Star Wars is actually respectable unlike FSU.
>>63865079
UF Business and even law school is easy as fuck to get into to.
>>63865098
They've been doing them for prime time games on ABC and ESPN since Disney.
Also Mcelwain looks like Luke Skywalker.
>>63865098
Shameless bump for a movie that doesn't need to act like that
>>63865098
because shilling
>>63865116
86% entrance rate, just like your mum
>>63864988
>10 wins in his first season at a school with jack shit on offense
He looks like a fucking dork but damn can he coach.
>>63865116
This to be honest. Unlike UF, FSU's MBA and Law program are top ten in the country.
>>63865125
>Jim McElwain looks like an overweight, middle-aged Luke Skywalker cosplayer who is now relevant.
>>63865142
All with Muschamp's kids.
>>63865140
REKT
>>63865114
>>63865098
I can see the comparison.
UF has a nigger as its hero, like the jedi, and FSU is the Empire rebuilding.
>>63864862
>he spent his university years in Daytona Beach
>>63865060
>tv shot of a bunch of yellow goods and a spray tan whore
>another with same face everywhere
I went to fsu, I think UF girls are classier, but the ones in the stands are ogres so far
>>63865151
I wasn't implying that at all. And You'd be really fucking yourself over if you think attending law school in Florida or Florida state is a good idea.
>>63865188
>not going to UF and attending their pharmacology program
>>63865167
after living in san diego for a couple years after uni i realized all FL girls are just trash
HOLY FUCK A POINT BREAK REMAKE
>>63865166
UF grad here. I currently live in the Daytona area. If I was black, I'd live here no question. So many light skinned qt students running around it's ridiculous, and white people are off so bad blacks look respectable.
>>63865167
Holy fuck will we have a score before halftime?
>>63865116
>>63865151
Both suck for grad school.
If you are not drunk the entire time you can get a 4.0. Go full autism on the LSAT, MCAT or GMAT and get into a top 14 program or you're literally a failure
Waisting all these time outs better make it worth while, come on.
>>63865218
>that generic southern WASP girl
Reminder.
ARE THERE ANY STREAMS?
>>63865209
what the fuck is point break?
>>63865259
Nope, none.
>>63865207
Florida is too big and diverse for that generalization
It's like saying all cali girls are x when orange county and la exist in the same place
>>63865252
i know right why isn't she a transpandemisemihemi sexual shinto hispanic woman
>>63865269
Go jump out of a plane without a parachute.
>>63865283
>not liking tranny hispanic cheerleaders
Wow, what the fuck gators.
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>>63865269
Damn how old are you? 18?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just kick a fucking field goal idiots
Fucking Treon!
>>63865339
The kicker can't even make an extra point.
>>63865339
They can't make field goals.
>>63865345
I wonder how shitty the third string QB must be.
If only we had a FG kicker who wasn't absolutely shit we wouldn't have to go for it on 4th down on the 20
>>63865283
>2015
>being protestant
>>63865368
If Harris is the best option, I'd rather not have to find out
>that block in the back
>dat mom and daughter
wew lad
>>63865381
Go back to your shift flipping burgers, faggot.
>>63865397
Osceola was half white lol
NEUTRAL FAN PREDICTION:
FSU WINS BECAUSE THE HAVE A KICKER
>6/8
>27 yards
This already is worse than the TCU vs. Baylor Slipbowel
INTENTIONAL GROUNDING
WHERE'S THE FLAG?
REFBALL
LLABFER
>flag down
>>63865509
FUCK OFF NEUTRAL FAN, NOBODY CARES FOR YOUR OPINION
>yfw targeting
pls no
GET FUCKED GATORS
HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED
>>63865553
Disregard this.
Thank you refs.
thank god
REFBALL
Welp I've about had it with this garbage game.
Refs need pumpkin pie
>>63865581
seminole went for a fair catch, gator knocked him over, other gator picked up the ball and ran it in. refs called it back because it was interfering with a fair catch, FSU ball.
also I had a tiny heart attack in fear
This game has given me cancer and I just drove from NC to DC today where I also got cancer.
yo /sp/,
Has there ever been a fair, impartial black referee?
>>63865624
That was a rhetorical exclamation. But thank you anyways
Ah well.
10-4 isn't that bad a year still.
>>63865639
although he has fucked over FSU so many times, Ron Cherry is a good referee and fair.
>>63865661
THE GOAT
>broken clock
GOAT KICKER
Where's the flag?
First blood
Gator fan here, what did that guy just do with the football where he kicked it through those yellow things? Genuinely curious, thanks.
BASED AGUAYO
The seminoles have the best FG kicker I've seen in college in a long time
>>63865509
This guy
>>63865705
top ruse
What round will Aguayo go in the draft?
>>63865742
First kicker. So probably first round
>>63865742
Second or third
>>63865742
1st hands down no questions asked. He's a once in a generation kicker like Janikowski and is going to be someones kicker for the next 30 years.
>>63865708
He's been on and off this year and he is still the most accurate kicker in NCAA history.
>Tfw in Middle School we would play tag with Jalen Ramsey and all 30 of us could not tag him between one wall of the gym and the opposite side, he would break all us white kids ankles
i can't tell if Florida's o-line is that bad or harris is that slow and shitty
>>63865804
Both.
>>63865804
All of FSUs D-lineman are 4-5 star recruits
How is hiring illegal immigrant soccer players as "kickers" legal in NCAA
>>63865804
Mainly the former. When Grier was there it held together enough for him to compete passes
>>63865846
but Charles Kelly is a fucking joke. They need to fire his sorry ass.
There goes cook
>>63865887
There goes Whitfield.
Fuck. My. Life.
GIVE THAT COP A GATORS UNIFORM STAT
Dat officer catch
Officer has better hands than all of Floridas line.
Based Cop
Kinda crazy that 80% of the people playing in this game are going to be in the NFL.
>dat chill as hell cop
10/10 would get pulled over by
>dat referee cheating for FSU to be a meatshield
1/10
>yfw the Cop is doing better on offense as both teams combined.
>>63865942
Stay mad gator boy
TELL THE TRUTH
>Luke Wilson playing Goodell
My fucking sides
>>63865978
Tennessee fan, #1998
F4M
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>>63865980
when your law firm defends the NFL from that type of shit.
feels good man
FUCKING GO FOR IT
çUCKED
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Fourth down, go for it Noles.
WHAT
WHAT
OH GOD
THAT WAS A MIRACLE
HOLY SHIT
THAT SCRAMBLE
THAT THROW
THAT CATCH
HELL FUCKING YEA!
Maguire!!!! Our guy!
Holy fucking shit, why did we ever start Golson?
Le sigh....
GATORS
GOT
CLUCKED
FLORIDA KEKOLDS
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Based Seminoles, god damn. Feels good to be an alumnus.
Who /philly/ here?
>>63866054
How are we ever going to contend with Bama? Serious crisis of faith here, man.
I still feel like the Gators are a much better team
I'm disappointed so far.
FLORIDA ÇUCKOLDS
ÇUÇKS
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Reminder that even if FSU wins they aren't going to the playoffs.
And that's game.
>>63866087
Do you think that matters to Seminole fans?
>>63866087
Remember that even if the gators win, they will get ass blasted by Alabama.
>FSU doesn't even bother covering our receivers
>>63866082
What gave you that idea? We were very competitive in the Clemson game and gave up way too many pre snap penalties.
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT ALL FLORIDA FANS ARE GUILTY OF DOING
1. BEING ÇUCKOLDS
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5. GETTING ÇUCKED
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9999999. NOT GETTING ÇUCKED
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9999999999999. NOT BEING A ÇUCKOLD
>>63866094
the packers suck
>>63866077
I have no fucking clue. I hate that our offense sucks ass and I hate that I hate Bama so much and know inside we can't compete with them offensively. Ugh, faith is being tested senpai
BOO MOTHERFUCKERS
BOO FOR ME. LET ME DRINK YOUR TEARS
>>63866109
the rape at Atlanta is near ;3
Interference call when
>>63866087
It's not about the playoffs, its about beating the gators
>>63866128
Jimbo Fisher is literally. Legitimately a kuck
>>63866131
This fucking guy.
>>63866133
Come on nigga, we are way better than last year and still rebuilding shit. We are still in this motherfucker.
>>63866087
Would the Gators get in if they won out?
>>63866087
Beating Florida and Miami in a rebuilding year is as good as it gets.
It ain't over yet though.
>>63866131
And the sky is blue. Your point?
>bs kick catch int
>ignore obvious dfi
not biased officiating at all, nope
>>63866184
If UF beat seminoles and then bama, yes.
>>63866190
my point is you are a flaming gay
>>63866199
Easier said then done, Mr dubs
catch with your hands not your helmet ok
>>63866196
What are you even saying?
>>63866157
>>63866157
>>63866157
>>63866157
>>63866157
WHOAH
WOAH
WOAH
Did a Florida player seriously fuck Jimbo Fisher's wife causing her to leave him for a Gator Bull?
LOL
>Jimbo's wife slept with a black guy
Kek. Is everyone in tally required to be a kuck?
>>63866223
>making up lies on the Internet
>>63866222
i'll translate it for all you /sp/eds
REFBALL
>>63866223
Jimbo's wife fucked anyone in the locker room that would have her.
>>63866235
Wait what
The ref looked really disappointed about making a call on FSU
>>63866241
REFBALL? FUCK.
>>63866241
M8 that was textbook kci
>>63866238
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/06/11/candi-fisher-jimbo-fisher-divorce-separated/
"There have been message board rumors flying over the last 10 days or so about Candi Fisher possibly having something going on with former Florida Gators wide receiver Taylor Jacobs. "
>>63866273
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63866273
The story is unfortunate but I'd plow Candi given the chance too.
Everyone at this sports bar is on their phones, including me
>gators
>>63866269
Also textbook targeting. As a gator fan, we've had players thrown out of almost every game for BS targeting calls. Now that a real one happened, and it didn't get called, I can't help but feel bad because the noles have a legit no-call they can point to.
>>63864555
UCF also here
Same, but look at UFs defense. We are probably getting their DC for head coach
>>63866273
>name is candi
>is a whore
that entire state needs to be carpet bombed
>>63866273
Message board rumors?
>>63866199
It seems like a lot of teams to jump though with Notre Dame, Iowa and Michigan State ahead of them.
Jimbo C ucked MULTIPLE TIMES
>>63866304
Refs lettin them boys play
Why does Jimbo let his wife around bulls?
>>63866273
not bad looking at all
>>63866312
UF's defense is entirely Muschamp's creation. So is the offense, really, which is why he was fired.
>>63866334
>Jameis getting to fuck Candi sold him on going to FSU
It all makes sense
>>63866364
Recruiting tactic
C u c k e d hundreds of times
How can a program like UF really not have a real QB anywhere on their depth chart?
This shit is fucking ridiculous.
Harris can't throw for shit, make him a wide receiver when Grier comes back.
How does Florida have so many wins? This qb is awful.
>>63866295
>something something semenholes something something
Another football player in that state that has abnormal sexual relations with a woman. I wonder what the reason is? :^)
FSU will win 38-0 at this rate.
>>63866399
He was kicked out for shopping at GNC
>>63866399
Remnants if a shitty spread offense.
BOWDEN WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO HIS WIFE
>>63866401
He normally is, but he's played spot duty as qb in his time in Florida, but has never started more than a couple times before Grier leaving
>>63866383
>>63866391
>>63866397
>>63866273
booty blasted UF fans trying to take your attention off their buttdevastation
pay them no attention
God damn Will Grier why did you have to take that shitty roid? Our offense was so good with you.
>>63866403
SEC is dogshit
>>63866434
Back then you could still buy prostitutes.
>>63866403
>S E C S E C S E C
No one in the SEC has a QB so they can get away with it.
>>63866403
Because other teams in the division can't get their shit together.
t. Bulldawg
I nominate IVIE IV for best rap name on a jersey
>>63866426
This. Believe me, before next season begins McElwain will have another qb
>that feel when Jimbo fisher
He gets c u c k e d tonight if his team wins by his own players
he gets c u c k e d tonight if the Gators win by their wide receivers
>>63866476
I damn sure hope so. Florida can't wait for Grier to come back half way. Get a 4 or 5 star recruit and let him be the starter right off the bat, can't be worse than Harris in there.
>>63866476
It's a little late, bud.
If UF were allowed to begin every drive at their opponents 5 yard line, would they be able to win games without their defense?
Good, get that fuck out of here
Florida's best player ded
>>63866476
Nevermind, read that as before this season ends
Disregard that, I suck cocks
JUST
>senior QB
>Dalvin coming back
>bunch of studs on defense
>only real loss is Ramsey
Noles are going 14-0 next year
So how many points will a real team like Bama score on this shit show.
>Kevin Taylor hurt.
Congrats To FSU, you've taken away the last of our reliable offensive playmaker (Calloway need not apply)
>>63866546
Not many. Bama isn't that great. UF's problem isn't their defense retard
>nobody gives a shit about small towns
>our commercials even get cut off
Truly suffering.
>>63866511
It was a little late when Grier decided to pop illegal substances
>>63866541
Quality OC there m8
>>63866546
Bama's offense is mediocre.
It'll be like 24-3 in their favor, though.
Damn that lineman got trashed by our freshman safety
>>63866546
The real question is will Florida be able to score against Bama at all.
>>63866546
Not many. I give it about a quarter and a half maybe two before our D can't hold Henry anymore because our landfill inferno of an offense can't score. They win 37-13
JUST TAKE A KNEE BEFORE YOUR THROW A PICK 6
quick
fake an injury so they can change out personnel and call a play
Fake the injury. QUICK!
Good clock management.
Oh come on
And he's going to miss.
Here comes a miss
>>63866648
>>63866663
Everybody does this shit, can't be surprised.
Doesn't matter anyway.
shoulda put a guy in the end zone to catch dat shit
Holy shit their whole team is going down.
SHUTOUT
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Lol that shank
W-we'll do better in the second half
>Florida believing anything other than a TD on that 2 minute drill mattered, considering the state of Gainesville kicking
>>63866684
Yeah but it's a rivalry game so now it's time to talk shit about doing it. Unless we do it.
>>63866684
I'm commending him for quick thinking.
>>63866503
>can't be worse than Harris in there.
You forget about Driskel or god forbid John fucking Brantley.
>>63866700
To be expected when a 200+ student tryout for kicker yields a dental student as the best candidate
Great game Noles.
Your team sucks and is a long way from being good. If it wasn't for the refs you'd only have a field goal now. I hate you all.
Don't ever recruit a 5'2" nigger qb
>>63866703
real talk its 10-0 and I'm just as sweaty as I was at the start of the game. I'm not as scared but 10 points is absolutely nothing. 28 points would be nothing in this game.
It does not end until the final play.
>>63866549
we're doing God's work
>>63866731
Lmao did Muschamp not recruit a kicker or something?
>>63866731
Yeah, but this guy was here before the dental student.
In fact, I don't think the dentist has gotten to kick yet.
>>63866729
Driskel has put up more yards and TDs in one year of La Tech than he did in 4 years at UF surrounded by top talent.
Muschmap broke the best qb recruit in the country.
>>63866735
>5'2" nigger
Is that physically possible after the age of 12?
>>63866731
>a 200+ student tryout for kicker yields a dental student as the best candidate
What? This team won a natty a few years ago. Don't they have someone or multiple someone's who they pay several hundred thousand United States dollars a year to find and recruit a fucking kicker?
>>63866729
Holy shit yes, they were bad. Brantley played in my high schools district at a Catholic school and won 2 or 3 state championships. Boy was I a fool thinking that he would be a good fill in for Teboq
>>63866737
Never forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14orBc2xws
In reconciliation of the Gators getting shut out tonight should I get bagels or donuts tonight after work?
>>63866787
I couldn't if I tried.
>>63866764
>LA Tech
Wow, that almost means something
>>63866770
>Is that physically possible after the age of 12?
Yes, and we made him our quarterback despite his inability to throw the ball or make any good decisions.
>>63866775
Some things we just don't have an answer for!
>>63866791
Doughnuts. Krispy Kreme to be exact
>>63866752
This is true, but to think they felt like they had to resort to that because the guy in place is this bad. I mean ,can't we get a transfer student or something for Christ's sake?
Who Florida girls here
lel, deadspin bringing the bantz
>>63866824
>Krispy Kreme
only worth it if the hot light is on.
>>63866824
make sure you get them hot. Cold krispy kremes are bush league shit
>>63866735
BUTHURT
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>>63866820
>at UF
>throws ball into the ground over and over
>huge dissappointment
>can't do anything
>at Latech
>breaks records
>>63866820
I didn't know that and now I'm really glad that piece of shit is in Auburn. >>63866824
Definitely Krispy Kreme. I miss those up here in the north.
FSU thinking they've already won, only winning by 10 points.
Come on Gators, fucjing do some thing.
Well, so far what I've seen is what I've feared. FSUs first drive represented the rest of the half. Two unforced errors (dropping a handoff and a dropped catchable ball).
We've scored one field goal from a big distance. We've scored one touchdown that was a complete miracle.
All the Gators have to do is have a couple good drives and score twice for the lead. The only thing we have to do is keep playing like we are, but stop all the unforced mistakes. If we had passed better, or not dropped balls, then we'd be up 21 or 28 right now.
The second half is completely open.
>>63866791
donuts
>>63866873
>Krispy Kreme
They have that shit in Asia you fuckwad go out of your house more
>>63866895
They don't. Do you live in Pennsylvania? If yes, tell me where they are. If not shut up.
>>63866857
>all this UF salt
>>63866835
Kek. What a mutt. Typical Gainesville trash. Those probably sag to her knees.
>>63866923
>511 North Moosic Street
Scranton, PA 18505
Phone: (570) 343-4608
>1305 West Chester Pike
Havertown, PA 19083
Phone: (484) 453-8075
There u go faget
>>63866927
They're not all mutts
>>63866849
>make sure you get them hot. Cold krispy kremes are bush league shit
I get so disappointed when I can't finish a half dozen the same day because I know they're just going to sit in the fridge.
>>63866925
ikr? I thought their swamp was brackish, not entirely salt water
reminder that donuts are always free at KK if the light is on
>>63866983
Well sorry I triggered you, you fucking autistic prick. I'm not going to go two or more hours away for donuts
>>63866787
Great music, was originally going to skip to the end, but it kept me watching.
>>63867039
I thought that meant they were fresh, not free
>>63867048
I proved you wrong fagot. Tell me where you live and I'll find you one there. How I'm I supposed to guess where you live?
There are KK's in every state and in most countries world wide. Like Treon, u r just not trying hard enough.
It's all good, Gators will come back and win, just you wait.
Just came from the Notre Dame thread. This game seems to be 10x as comfy. Can I watch football with my Florida bros?
>>63867108
Yeah... sure they will...
>>63867086
When the "hot" sign is on, some Krispy Kreme locations give away one free original glazed doughnut to every person stopping buy.
>>63867124
It's just incredibly one sided so we don't have much to trash talk about.
>>63867124
As long as you don't like the seminoles you can hang out with me.
>>63866875
>an insurmountable ten-point lead
>>63867124
You're welcome breh - sincerely a FSU fan
>>63867154
This. We could start every drive on the FSU's ten and I don't think we could score ten points.
>>63867104
According to their website the closest one to me in beat Philly and that's about two hours away. Sorry but they're not that good.
>>63867104
Find me one in Mass, senpai
>>63867211
Is near *
Here we go gators, score a touchdown and come back.
>>63867124
Agreed. Are UM (Hurricanes) fans from /pol/ welcome here also?
Nice 3 and out, let's get back in this thing.
>>63867211
just say you were wrong
you were implying they weren't up North and I know I've been to them in Japan and Korea
so it's not a regional thing. that's my point
>>63867216
Where you at?
>>63867271
Since when do Miami fans refer to themselves as UM? GTFO.
>>63867271
>Are UM (Hurricanes) fans from /pol/ welcome here also?
Uhm...y-yeah
Three times to the same person, it seems to be working.
>>63867271
Fuck off and eat your Pollo Tropical.
>>63867277
Marlborough MA.
Looking forward to any results, fuck Dunkin Donuts.
>>63867277
I was wrong. I took the word of my manager, someone whose word I trusted. She said they weren't up here and she had to bring them up from North Carolina when she went back home.
>>63867323
>Pollo Tropical.
M8, that's some good stuff
we have no O-Line
SACKED YET AGAIN
>>63867352
Can I get a shout out for sonny's BBQ? I miss that shit
Fuck the SEC
Fuck the Florida bandwagoners
>>63867323
>insulting pollo tropical
woooooooooooooooow
>>63867350
No problem buddy go gators
>>63867338
Closest one is in CT, about an hour from you.
Please someone do something about Treon. This is beyond embarassing
>>63867390
>implying most fsu aren't bandwagoners either
>Fucking Treon
>fucking O Line
Neither are doing shit
>>63867271
Literally one of the most degenerate teams in history desu
>>63867309
Since I'm white and 40 years old.
>>63867323
B-but it's chicken on the grill.
>>63867352
>tfw alum
>tfw moved up north
>tfw can't get Pollo Tropical at the union anymore.
>tfw can't get a sub at club pub
>tfw can't get filipino food from that truck off of Copeland.
Who else displaced Floridian? UF fans can respond as well, Gainesville is just as comfy as tally imho.
>>63867446
Agreed. The squads from around '92 and '2000 were all thugs, sex offenders or felons
>THAT FAN
.GET OUTTA HERE REFF
.GET OUTTA HERE REFF
GET OUTTA HERE REFF
.
GET OUTTA HERE REFF
.GET OUTTA HERE REFF
>>63867389
Hell yeah, based chicken and ribs.
refs getting BTFO
>literal ref ball
>>63867465
Grew up in Florida, now I live in LA, can't get a nice sub anywhere or go to the beach, and it never stops raining. I miss yelling at the dumb snowbirds.
Referees have interfered with two offensive plays for FSU now.
NICE ATTEMPT AT THE HIT STICK THERE GAYTORS
>>63867492
Those things are not mutually exclusive.
>>63867352
>>63867395
>>63867465
I'm telling him to enjoy his tasty as fuck pollo tropical instead of fucking around in this thread.
I miss it so much ;_;
>>63867507
I love publix desu
>>63867465
UF alum up in MA here.
We had a Pollo Tropical in the student union too. 1/4 meal for days.
>>63867465
Right here bruh. I spent the first 20 years of my life there and now I'm taking turns being stuck in Ohio or PA and I miss the beaches of Florida.
>>63867389
>>63867465 here
Sonny's was some good shit. Can't get a good pulled pork sandwich for shit.
>>63867465
I'm displaced Floridian now. I live in D.C. where everyone is miserable and UMD just won their first B1G game of the season.
Wake me up
Can't wake up
wake me up inside
save me
>>63867554
Aww shit, Publix chicken subs. Too good.
>>63867554
I miss publix the most, there is nothing good here in LA that can compare.
>>63867569
Oh man that was my shit. Putting the pulled pork on two pieces of garlic bread with the spicy BBQ sauce. Bruh...
You see how bad this game has got? We're taking about based food now kek
>>63867588
>>63867601
TOO SOON
The insurmountable 13 point lead.
>>63867588
>>63867601
>>63867618
Grocery stores suck in the DMV... Good thing I get a month of break in Miami soon.
>>63867618
Oh yes, way too soon
>dat Boar's Head meat
>dat fresh baked bread
based Aguayo snuck it in
>boot up the espn3 games
>this is the only one thats kinda close
>and its getting worse
cmon gators, just get some points up there so I have an excuse to keep watching
>>63867662
Those chicken tenders of pure bliss.
>>63867554
>tfw closest publix from me is in fucking Kentucky.
>tfw its almost worth it making the 4 hour drive from St. Louis.
>>63867613
Dude, we talk about Publix during all Florida hockey games. Helps make it comfy desu
>tfw Roberto Aguayo's brother is coming to FSU
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2015/6/7/8743111/florida-state-lands-ricky-aguayo-brother-of-kicker-roberto-aguayo
>>63867618
Chicken. Tender. Sub.
Such a shitty game that the fans from both sides on the shitposting capital of 4chan are broing it out.
You Half-Assed U guys aren't half-bad, though.
>>63867671
Watch the Notre Dame game if you want a close game.
>>63867692
>Dude, we shit up hoc with retarded deli sandwich memes
ftfy
>>63867641
>>63867671
JUST ONE TD AND IT'S A BALLGAME
but fml that doesn't look close to happening
>>63867723
>Rags
>>63867693
Oh fuck he's even better than Roberto! Dustin Hopkins the previous kicker at FSU is having a good career up here with the Washington Racial Slurs.
>>63867704
>>63867662
Have you guys tried the Mojo pork sub? Put Banana peppers on it and Swiss cheese. It's absolutely based.
>>63867711
> shitposting capital of 4chan
But that's Australia
>>63867669
dat mouthguard
>>63867575
Live in DC too but live in Southern Maryland
Wanna hang out or what
>>63867713
not on the interbutts amigo, at least not on the legit high quality sites
>>63867723
>mad
>at
>a
>fucking
>sandwich
>tfw moved to Nashville right after the first Publix opened and recently got a Pollo Tropical
Just need that Sonny's now
who's Floridas third string qb
>>63867692
>hamster
>publix sub
You guys are fucking retards. Go to prison with LeXplorer too.
>>63867751
You didn't look hard enough.
>>63867693
Say what you want about FSU, but we have produced some GOAT kickers.
Ricky should do FSU nicely.
>>63867759
Sonnys is literal shit though. You're in Nashville. There's far better bbq.
>>63867752
>gotta talk about the local grocery store because the bolts and cats suck so much ass
>oh they just mad tho
>>63867682
>Google closest sonny's
>5 hours away in Lexington KY
>fucking drove there once and staying the night just to eat it
>>63867711
this game is a dumpster fire. I'm feeling damn comfy reminiscing about food I can't have
>>63867711
Maybe some Australians will show up to complete the shitpost Trinity.
Still pissed that UF backed out of our annual games.
>>63867745
I always get the on sale sub but yeah load that skit with peppers and it's amazing.
Holy shit, Florida's driving down the field.
>>63867745
I have not but will make a note of it in my next journey to Publix
>>63867783
I think wide right 1-5 was enough to make us get serious about our kickers lol.
>>63867831
Ah the 90s. I went to wide right II as a kid.
>>63867773
well fuck me, good on you anon
>another 4th down
>being forced to go for it because of shit kicker
>barely made it
Too many heart attacks
HERE THEY GO, LETS GO GATORS
>this drive
Shiiit, we have to kill this momentum
Fucking everybody talking about Publix and Sonny's when Florida in the red zone. The 4th quarter belongs to the Gators, 14-13 comeback win.
>buying wood online
>>63867902
I don't want to jinx it
Patriots fan here.
Was looking for a fun game to watch to help pass the time.
Both of these teams blow. This is why I can't watch college
>>63867902
Proof that Gators enjoy good food. Let's keep up God's work boys
Clenching my asshole tight because di have to shit so bad but waiting to see if Florida can score first.
>>63867902
Would you rather talk about how this shit Florida team has a chance to be champions of the most overrated conference in the NCAA?
For fucks sake gators.
Welp bring out the "kicker"
>>63867967
Go poop, dude. The drive's over
my sides
AYY
LA
MOE
This poor fucking guy
He is going to be the most hated person on campus
Shutout pls
Guy in motorcycle
>FSU
Doge wearing goggles
>me
I thought they faked it for a split second
Jesus liver spotted yellow bellied limp dicked ass lovers
lol
why can't they kick a field goal?
this is a pathetic football game
Is this the set up for Choke at The Swamp: The Revenge of Choke?
>>63868020
Doubt it. He has to blow the game when it's all on him for that to happen. Even if he was 2/2 (50+ yard fg to boot) they'd be down 13-6.
Probably the worst game I've watched since the Bengals last Thursday
I don't understand why the hell Hardin is still kicking.
I still think the dentist dude who missed only one PAT and never got a second shit is still a better choice. What's the point of having him if you don't try him.
>>63868047
>loss vs FSU in 2011
>loss vs Missouri last year
Florida should just throw an intentional interception within the 5 yard line and hope the defense can force something.
>>63868020
Deservingly so on this one, its not like missing one game winning kick, its every fucking kick.
C
O
O
K
is cook the king of manlets
>>63868077
To be fair he missed a very difficult kick that he shouldn't be assumed to make, and one was blocked.
It's not like he blew a 20 yd kick.
>>63868077
theyd still be losing if he had made them all
at some point you have to realize that the offense is shit and blaming the kicker is just deflecting blame
Our entire offense had been replaced by the one from South Central Louisiana State and our D is from Louisiana U. We're embarrassing ourselves.
I'm sitting here waiting for the early Seminoles celebration thread
>>63868129
Fuck off m8 Maryland won their only BIG 10 game of the season ;(
This FSU win will make up for a terrible UMD season.
Final score will be 13-0
Get some rest guys
>>63868129
neither team is making the playoff, I doubt anyone cares that much other than hillbillies and students from both of those teams
IF this post ends in an even number the gators will score two touchdowns and lose by 1 because we can't even kick an extra point
>ball downed at the 7 yd line
We might as well fucking punt it. We don't deserve to pay in the SEC Championship game playing like this
>black woman with white male commercial
That's a first.
>>63868218
Wish I could have that. I'm stuck watching the same 5 commercials on espn go because I wanted a 1080p broadcast for my new 55 in" smart tv.
>>63868207
Alabama is looking mighty strong right now. I think Florida is getting embarrassed in the Championship.
Interracial propaganda is frightening. I don't want my kids watching this shit.
>>63868234
>1080p
>over the internet
unless you got dem fiber optics, no
>>63868236
We might get shut out in that one too
>>63868237
>letting your kids watch the electric jew
>when the internet exists
>>63868237
This
Harris really is too short
That.. was probably PI
>>63868293
We're not going to show you a replay so don't worry about it goyim
>>63868267
>>63868267
>letting them be exposed to the social Jew on the Internet
Well, there's always next year.
How does one escape the jew?
Live in the Amazon?
>>63868237
>>63868328
/sp/ is alright.
>>63868364
Hitler had the right idea.
>>63868364
Correctly raising your kids
I'm still at a loss for how this is done
The only acceptable woman for a black man is a black woman.
When you have men that don’t love their race and won’t protect their children, you can do anything to them. You take their resources, homes and land. White people have decided they don’t need us anymore. They have machines, so they don’t need us to pick their cotton. They don’t want us around because they owe us for what they’ve done to us.
They want to destroy us. What’s the easiest way to do that? To completely destroy the fabric of what it means to be black. Take away the black man from the black woman, which is the only way we can get a black child.
They don’t want a black woman with a black man, so they promote interracial relationships. They’re telling the black man to date anything other than a black woman and a black woman to date anything other than a black man.
FUCK!
SHUTOUT AVERTED
BASED GATORS
WE WANT BAMA
What the hell was that!
Safety fumblerusky
Florida's making a come back
Way to ruin the shut out, offense.
>>63868364
No, then you have to deal with the cannibal Jew
All I'll say is that we've done better than I thought we would this season. I'm proud of what we've done, but this is the end. Next week will probably be worse than this. At least we'll get to play in a bowl game.
HOL UPPP. The fuck? That was a safety kek. At least we won't be shut out
>>63868405
> /pol/
Comfy thread turning into shit quick alert
Where is NEW THREAD
>>63868405
> White people promote interracial relationships.
kek
After this touchdown the gators have to go for 2
>>63868405
I hey your reversal, but check the world racial population percentages
>>63868416
Plz stop. It's too soon for all that.
>>63868444
this is a shit game. shit thread. let it 404 and just shit post in the other threads.
>Semenholes
Now if we somehow get 2 td's and we still can't get extra points we still can win.
REFBALL
That safety looks like a godsend now.
ladies and gentlemen your Florida state mvp
>>63868516
We literally have to go for two IF we score
That penalty. Please please kill me. I was so excited. Fuck me hard refs
What the actual fuck
>>63868547
>blaming the refs
>>63868557
2+6+6=14.
>block in the back
>literally can't see anythign
I hate when the announcers are yes men for the officials
>>63868533
Implying Florida can score offensive points.
Like I was saying, we've done good this season, so that'll help me sleep tonight.
http://strawpoll.de/KMIUlvY
UF needs to score a touchdown, get a 2 point conversion and kick a ..
lol
Now the clock. Let it end
>Poweraid commercial during a Gator game
>>63868572
Oh. Okay then.
>>63868626
ESPN trolling UF
>text my twin brother who is a UF Alum
>no response
And ND goes up by 1 with 30 seconds left.
I'd be very surprised to find that Harris isn't the worst d1 qb by a large margin
>>63868701
Maybe if you guys didn't cheat to beat Tennessee you'd have a real QB right now
>>63868689
I'm flipping back and forth now, fuck man. Stanford ain't going to stop them
lol thanks for the Sugar Bowl Florida
Was Florida's offense always this bad? I remember hearing good things about them some point in the season.
>>63868701
>implying he's a true qb
He's a WR under normal circumstances pham
>>63868739
They were very good with Grier.. Treon is cancer.
>>63868739
They lost their lead QB.
>>63868739
Our offense was decent for a period of time
Our QB got suspended by the NCAA and was replaced by a 4'11" negro
>>63868739
We had Teboq II but he was unintentionally juicing and got b&
>>63868739
They weren't when Grier was playing. We didn't win 10 without him
>>63868788
>unintentionally
Nice meme
Man, Notre Dame is going to get left out of the Playoff :(
>>63868788
>unintentionally
I'm a gator fan but I don't buy that for a second
I will say most of the players on the field right now are probably doing something worse but not getting caught
>>63868817
They probably would get better looks of they'd join a conference
>>63868817
Notre Dame is getting a front row seat to the playoffs son.
>mfw Tennessee is the only team that doesn't cheat in the SEC, winning their games fair and square versus putting their QB on meth in order to win, paying their players, Mizzou (cocaine), etc etc
The only reason treon is at Florida is because they were dumb enough to let him play QB from the jump. He would be at Miami or FSU playing receiver if he wasn't so stubborn.
>>63868817
Rightfully so.
>>63868808
I'm not one to put our players on pedestals, but I refuse to believe that a dude buying supplements from a GNC had any idea there was banned substances in the supplements.
Oh look. Another top 15 ranked SEC is getting exposed by a team not in the SEC. WHo would have ever expected this?
A CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE
CHAMPIONSHIP
>>63868861
Sitting pretty at the 5 seed lmao.
That should be game
Dagger. We'll see you next year.
>>63868912
>Implying
No way some no name teams are going to get in over Notre Dame.
Might as well let the 3rd string QB try some reps now that it's officially garbage time. What's the worst that can happen right now.
Vols have got the SEC east on lock down next year thank Goodness
remember when joseph gordon-levitt was in movies and not faggot commercials
Anybody else /heartbroken/ here?
I knew the gators were shit, but I didn't expect this.
Florida State is the only team to score in this game, going as far as to even score for Florida.
>>63868955
I dont know if youre watching the Notre Dame- Standford game, but Notre Dame is about to choke hard
>>63868878
Well they had Drisklel and Morningweg to choose from. They definitely needed a QB.
Jimbo just bought weed from Jay from Jay and Silent Bob
NOTRE DAME LOST
NOTRE DAME LOST
NOTRE DAME LOST
>>63868904
Bruh, even though they're not SEC, FSU plays us harder than just about any team in our conference. Have you never watched our rivalry games? It's the equivalent of Michigan and OSU, OKST and OK, Auburn and Bama etc
NOTRE DAME CHOKED
>>63869037
>>63868955
Hey get out of my crying thread
STOP SLEEPING
THE DEFENSE IS SLEEPING
THE COMMENTATORS ARE SLEEPING
SHUT THIS GAME DOWN
>>63868979
How did you not expect this after the vandy and FAU games?
That soothes the pain a little.
Give me two tds gators
Hey guys just getting us closer to the bump limit
Nothing to see here
>implying anything from treon is catchable
nice throw you fucking faggot
>>63869100
I thought we were just trying to trick you guys :_;
Is Florida forced to play Harris due to having too many white QBs in the past?
>>63869058
Thats not the point. SEC has always and will continue to have non-existant ooc schedules. You know the last time Florida played a away ooc game outside of the state of Florida? Take a guess.
>>63868996
>>63869037
>>63869063
>30 secs left
>3 TOS
>Notre Dame lets them get 3 pts
Top fucking kek
>>63869163
This is why we have white qbs desu
CAN TEBOW COME BACK
Maybe we can get another safety
>>63869235
You had him, now he plays for Louisiana tech
>>63869166
I wouldn't know, but if you put FL ST aside, probably a long time. And as fit other SEC teams, I don't follow them enough to know Either
>>63869235
Bring him on as the offensive coordinator
Introduce some insane wildcat hyperoffense to mix with the great defense
>that drunk cheer leader
/sp/:
Which is more hillbilly redneck: Tallahassee or
Gainesville?
>>63869288
They're equal though none of us will admit it in real life
>>63869288
Tallahassee for sure. It's still nicer than gainesville though
>>63869288
>Gainesville
Because of all the farm shit. It'd close though.
>>63869288
Tally is full of government officials, students and then hood niggers
cant stop cookin man
>>63869315
>paddin yer stats after UF shut you down
disgusting to be honest
>>63869288
seen outside gainesville
>2 (two) points
>The Southeastern Conference
>>63869288
Miami fan living in Tallahassee here
Gainesville is hillbilly heaven. Tallahassee worst spot is better than Gainesville's best.
>>63869339
And people make fun of West Virginia for incest. Shit man
>>63869288
Too close to call. I might give Gainesville the edge though with their close proximity to rural farm country prime for cooking meth
>>63869339
Hooooly kek
>>63869339
The billboard is a lie because all of North Florida embraces wincest.
>>63869339
I guess things haven't gotten better since I've left the area
>>63869288
Gainesville.
Tallahassee may not be a gem but at least it has a nice skyline and comfy suburban areas.
Gainesville is a literal shithole full of waffle houses and a sub-par bar scene
>850 area code
Remind me what area code tallahassee is in again faggot
>>63869339
jesus kek
suck my dick i'm a seminole
just end it
NOLE MERCY
Please consider fucking my anus further
GET FUCKED UF
>>63869412
>implying the Purple Porpoise is sub par
>implying that bar that Aaron Hernandez allegedly shot a man outside of isn't poppin on weekends
that damn safety
HELMET ON DA GATOR
/sp/
Which is more hood nigger:
Tallahassee or
Gainesville
>>63869483
I've been thinking about that for the last 5 minutes.
That fuckin safety.
>>63869493
Tallahassee. Sadly.
>>63869288
>tfw live in shitty rural community a county away from Tallahassee
Trucks, rebel flags, and dip everywhere I turn.
>>63869530
I grew up in a toilet 45 minutes south of Gainesville. Just outside that was the cesspool that our toilet ran into called Oxford. There was a sign on the town border that was up until the 80s that read >"Nigger don't let the sun set on your ass in this town"
I think we're a little trashier unfortunately.
>>63869493
Tally unfortunately has French Town and FAMU
>>63869643
Williston here, nigga. I know that feel
>>63869643
I heard that sign was in Forsyth, GA, from an uncle who lives up there, bud.
>>63869722
You get it then senpai. Summerfield OG reporting
>>63869493
Tallahasee is like pretty much part of Georgia full of niggers
Gainesville has lots of problems but it's way lighter in the nigger department
>>63869821
It could've been there too, but I saw it growing up bruh. There were way too many civil rights era kkk faggots hiding in that town
Final survey
Where would you rather live if you were forced to choose between:
Tallahassee
Gainesville
>>63869493
FAMU
A
M
U
>>63869904
Tally
>i only root for fsu once a year
>my whole family is uf fans
>mfw
>>63869904
tally by far. at least when you get rid of FSU there is a reason to live there. also the scenery is much better
>>63869493
tally and its not even a question
>>63869904
Gainesville. Near the university. There's a nice population of younger ppl who like to have a good time. Not the Tallassee doesn't, but that's about all that comprises the population in Gainesville. Plus it's my stomping ground. I'm partial
>>63869412
>nice skyline
what shitty part of north florida do you live in?>>63869288
equal. all of florida north of tampa/orlando is a shithole
>>63869904
I've lived in both. Tally was better by far.
That said, still glad I left.
>>63869530
I live a county away from Gainesville and it's the same.
>>63869904
If I was 21-28 Gainesville. Has a great, plentiful and cheap bar scene. All within walking distance if you live near campus.
28+ tallahassee. More and better schools to have a better educated family. Springs and beaches in easy driving distance to take family too. Capitol is based there so at least for me a political science degree matters and is useful/relevant in that city.
Gainesville where you go to fuck chicks. Tallahassee is where you live to raise a family.
>>63868739
Curse of Saint Teboq
