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Meme team literally blown the fuck out to be perfectly family.
Some teams are playing games on Saturday, check your local listings.
>mfw Baker Mayfield scores 6 TD's tomorrow
I want off this ride.
>yfw Clemson gets bootyblasted by the big fighting cocks
Post yfw OSU won the Big XII
>>63841298
>okies think saying mayfield's a heisman candidate makes him one
>>63841312
>iowa converts 0 (zero) third downs
>go on to throw 4 picks
you deserve to be non-eligible for bowls
>>63841323
He will bitch at Johnny Manziel's lawyer until it comes true
gib extra year eligibility pls
Who is gonna win the Heismant Rophy
>>63841323
He is one desu senpai
>>63841327
They also ran the second fewest amount of offensive plays of any FBS team that won the game this season
>tfw no late night PAC meme game while I breed pumpkaboos
>>63841320
Clemsoning would give me a raging boner
>>63841347
>Famine her right in the potato
>>63841322
thx for the playoff bid
>>63841327
Only Nebraska is capable of fucking up like that
At least we know Iowa is a meme team
Reposting
>>63841216
Quality of loss is not how you compare teams. To quote the spokesman of the committee, "a loss is a loss". It doesn't make up for beating nobody at all.
Baylor losing to Texas would obviously have an interesting impact to the equation though.
>>63841231
Is that bait? Oklahoma >>>>>> 3 loss Stanford with 0 ranked wins, potentially 4 loss Stanford with 0 ranked wins of they don't win the Pac 12 championship. 2 loss TCU with a win over Baylor >>>>>> 2 loss Navy in the AAC with 0 wins over teams with a pulse. Texas Tech with a meaningful win over Arkansas >>>> Temple who didn't even play a single one of the three best AAC teams, lost to fucking USF, and whose best win is a lifeless Penn State. USC will be a five loss team, most likely, and beating a five loss team with one ranked win is pretty much on par with a 8-4 West Virginia. Are we gonna start arguing that fucking Virginia being arguably better than Kansas is what gives ND a better resume?
>>63841362
No,
thank you
Am I the only one that thinks all heisman "candidates" are underwhelming this year?
I mean isn't the leader some nigger with crooked teeth?
>>63841372
But >quality losses
>>63841398
>nigger with crooked teeth
no need to be redundant
>>63841343
That would be Florida
>>63841398
At this point it should honestly just go to Nick Chubb
Also obligatory:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jourdan+lewis+heisman
>>63841398
The leader should be the Navy QB or maybe some defensive player but the media will only hype winning QBs.
>>63841398
everyone just thinks teams and players are underwhelming this year since a lot of traditional powerhouses are shit and the best players are on teams without much of a history. take your head out of your ass and realize not every year has to be muh bluebloods
I cant wait to book that trip to ATL after Auburn beats Bama
>>63841417
um what
>>63841372
circular logic in the BigXII is their argument every fucking year. TCU, Baylor, and OK St are not good. just like KSU and Texas Tech. None of these teams schedule good OOC opponents regularly
ND is taking the Pac12 spot with a win over stanford and an OU loss, you're stupid to think otherwise
>mfw we almost keked Oregano after 8 straight losses scoring an average of 1 TD a game.
Next season's gonna be fucking nice
>>63841433
>implying ole piss gets past dak attack this weekend to warrant such an outcome if bama fucks up
>tfw if UF somehow manages to beat FSU the Gators will be ranked no worse than 8th next week
Who /slowlybutsurelyimproving/ here?
>Tfw I want the top 4 teams to get upset just so the playoff committee will have to spill spaghetti making the next rankings
>>63841435
ND being good is circular logic.
>Why is ND good?
>they beat Navy and Temple
>why are Navy and Temple good?
>Because they lost to ND
At least the Big 12 has multiple OOC wins better than all of ND's opponents combined.
>>63841459
>1. Notre Dame
>2. Winner of Michigan/aOSU
>3. Oklahoma State
>4. UNC (or Clemson, spot eventually going to ACC champ)
Pretty obvious desu m8
>implying Stanford will win
>implying UF will win
>implying MSU will win
>>63841448
Dak prescott? the one who lead valiant Mississippi State past perennial power teams such as Southern Miss, Northwestern State, Auburn, Troy, LA tech, Kentucky, and Mizzou?
>>63841476
>MSU losing to Penn State
When will this meme end?
>>63841475
ND, OU both 6-0 since Ls: OU 6 foes are combined 31-33 (from last week). ND 6 foes combined 39-26. ND has wins over 3 teams w/ 8+ wins, OU has 2
>>63841476
>no SEC school in top four
Unless they're doing it on purpose to expand to eight next year, just no. You'll lose so much damn redneck money, and rednecks are about the only ones funding plantation ball these days
>>63841476
this. I think the safest conference is the ACC since clemson still gets in with a scar loss as logn as they still beat UNC
>>63841486
when the final whistle is sounded with the score 35-14 Michigan State. you have to learn to live with the disrespek
>>63841459
#4 Iowa already won. #7 Baylor just lost
>#1 Clemson clemsons against South Carolina
>Auburn beats #2 Alabama in the Iron Bowl
>Oklahoma State wins Bedlam over #3 Oklahoma
And for good measure
>#6 Notre Dame loses to #9 Stanford
>>63841503
>mfw UNC wins the national championship with their only loss to South Carolina
We'll just say the Carolinas won the Natty
>>63841533
>The Citadel would have won the championship by transitive property
>>63841498
In that situation there's still conference championships to go, and it's a 100% lock that after Bama bootyblasts UF the committee will say "well they might have 2 losses and a shitty resume but they're playing the best football in the country RIGHT NOW" and move them to the top 4. Sound familiar?
Every single fucking year it's ND this, ND that.
Can you guys just fuck off already? Team has been total shit and won't win anything worth a damn for awhile, stop it.
>>63841495
But those teams are fucking Temple and Navy. You are counting the record of shit teams from the AAC against teams like fucking Tulane and Tulsa as the same as teams with wins over SEC opponents, actual SEC teams, and teams with P5 recruiting. And Oklahoma's opponent record is heavily skewed by the fact that Kansas is 0-11. Your argument is literally "Notre Dame's worst opponents are better than Oklahoma's worst opponents". Big fucking deal. Both teams would beat Virginia. Notre Dame has yet to play a single quality opponent and their highest ranked opponent just got BTFO
>>63841514
>people think that a team that got booty blasted by Temple will beat a Top 10 ranked MSU team that constantly pulls out miracles
topest of keks
>>63841424
Navy QB would be cool.
>>63841551
>ND has the largest fanbase
how can this be for a school with a student body >10,000?
do they just have a shitload of non-alumni fans?
>>63841584
>muh roody
>muh brand
>muh play 4 jesus
>>63841584
Big Irish and Catholic band wagon
>>63841573
>PSU beat Maryland (2-9) by 1 point
>standing a chance against based dantonio
>>63841584
They're the de facto Chicago team
>>63841638
can confirm. my uncle is from the chicago area and is the biggest ND homer despite having gone to college in missouri
>>63841607
literally most of MSU wins have been memes
>>63841656
ive found actual ND grads to be great fans to banter with but everyone else (which is like 95 percent of them) is walmart wolverine tier
>>63841638
That doesn't comes close to explaininv their national fanbase. Don't try to insert your familiarity of Chicago sports followings into this thread for no reason you faggot
>>63841476
>Implying Iowa wont keep winning
>>63841692
>What is reading comprehension
Disregard that... I didn't read the post you quoted
>>63841679
No but Chicago is where they are most popular, and the fans from Chicago are generally the ones that actually attend their games. Chicagoland is 11 million people, of which most college football fans root for Notre Dame.
>>63841679
muh catholic pride
muh irish heritage
>>63841347
Pretty good sign banter tbqh
>>63841455
Please beat them. UNC needs to be #2 in the ACC even if they lose the championship, or it's just another shitty Belk Bowl appearance.
>>63841442
Nigga do you even 2013?
>>63841765
>UNC in the Fiesta bowl or some shit
my dick
>>63841398
Deshaun Watson has been
>Elite
This year
updated autism chart
last time you'll see it this full
>>63841804
>wanting to watch a blowout
UNC losing to SCAR and beating up a bunch of FCS schools and bad ACC Coastal teams doesn't make them good.
>>63841812
he throws too many stupid INTs for that. dont get me wrong, hes one of the best, but he needs to fix that. maybe next year
>>63841812
No he hasn't. He's been damn good, but he hasn't even been a top 5 QB. The only reason he's getting any Heisman hype at all is because the rest of his team is stacked and undefeated. If that defense lost the team 1-2 games but every snap of his went the exact same way his name wouldn't be mentioned at all.
>>63841814
PLS tell me UNC has a decent chance of making it to the playoffs if they win. I dont want notre dame going unc has one bad loss like bama early in the year
>>63841880
>>63841898
I even hate Iowa
>>63841845
>>63841865
I agree he has had a few more interceptions this year. But he has played against 4 top 20 defenses.He isnt playing cupcakes like Boykin and Mayfield are.
>http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790720/ea-sports-college-football-video-game-2014
>tfw the series ended one year too early
>>63841424
33/68, 652 yds, 5 tds
OVER 10 GAMES!
if you want to be a running back, be a fucking running back. but a qb with those stats doesn't deserve shit
>It is a very real possibility Clemson, Iowa, and Oklahoma St are all in the cfp
>>63842027
He runs the triple option m8, he basically is a RB who passes a couple times a game. The most important part about being a QB in the triple option doesn't show up on the stat sheet either.
>>63841347
>I am currently harder than Notre Dame's schedule
Timeless wisdom, holds true through the ages.
>>63842027
>Base Offense is Triple Option
>The qb should disobey his coaches and audible to pass every play
>>63842027
Reminder that Eric Crouch won the Heisman.
>>63841765
We'll try. No matter the outcome it's going to be an ugly as fuck game in the swamp. Expect maximum spaghetti. Also you guys will likely get the Music City Bowl or Tax Slayer Bowl. Not much of an improvement, but yeah.
>>63842034
We could have a playoff of Clemson, Iowa, Okie State and Stanford if shit hits the fan
>>63842112
They're not gonna put in Stanford over 3 loss Ole Miss M8
>We could have a playoff of OK State, 2 loss North Carolina, Michigan, and Houston
>>63842112
>We could have a playoff with Alabama, Oklahoma, Michigan/aOSU, and Notre Dame
>We could also have a playoff with Clemson, Iowa, Okie Lite, and Stanford
Honestly what the fuck cfb
>>63842157
>2 loss North Carolina
'no'
Even if UNC wins out they would probably need help getting in.
>The Hawkeyes aren't flashy. But they are unbeaten -- 12-0 after Friday's win over Nebraska -- and absolutely worthy of being mentioned with the game's other heavyweights.
fuck off ESPN. we all know the B1G winner will be Michigan or Ohio State
>>63842243
>implying
>state of Ohio bans the use of the letter "m" on the day of The Game
>now banning khaki pants
explain yourselves, buckguys
>>63842268
adults taking a game between 18 year olds way too seriously for their own good
>>63842268
their government has playful fun with their rivalry with michigan
>>63842268
>khaki pants
I don't get it?
>>63842311
>>63842312
bizarro hivemind
>>63842172
>Stanford beats ND
>Michigan beats OSU
>MSU loses to PSU
>Ole Miss wins the Egg Bowl
>FSU beats Florida
>NC State beats NC
>Clemson loses to SCAR
>Auburn beats Alabama
>NC beats Clemson
>USC beats UCLA
>USC beats Stanford
>Michigan beats Iowa
>Ole Miss beats Florida
1. Bedlam Winner
2.Iowa/Michigan
3. North Carolina
4. Notre Dame/ Ole Miss/ Bedlam Loser(If Oklahoma)
>>63842268
What are you, the fun police? Next thing you know you're gonna tell us that doing a polar bear plunge into a little pond is "dumb" or "unsafe" or "unsanitary" or "could cause a heart attack".
Don't ask us to explain our traditions, they are what they are
>>63842340
michigan would be #1
>people making fun of TCU for storming the field
why are people so uppity over when a bunch of college kids can or cannot have a little fun?
>>63842340
Fuck I forgot /Houston on 4
>>63842340
You would have
1) Bedlam winner
2) Michigan
And 3 and 4 would be Oklahoma if they lose Bedlam first, then Iowa, ND, MSU, Ole Piss, one of the three 2 loss Big 12 schools, or longest of longshots: Northwestern.
UNC still does not get in over any of them.
>>63842424
I would assume that because the Committee likes conference champs they'd pick UNC before all the other 2 loss teams
>yfw the early games for tomorrow don't suck
>>63842472
they like conference champs, but no way they like them enough to choose UNC in that situation. I would be shocked if a 1 loss UNC ACC champ got in over a 4 loss USC Pac 12 champ if all of that happened and Clemson was a two loss team, to be quite honest.
Only hope they would have is if they were Clemson's only loss, but even then Clemson would get in over them most likely because they beat both ND and FSU.
UNC's resume is impossibly shitty.
>>63842511
the game is always noon faggot. early games tomorrow never suck
>>63842546
this, the committee says a loss is a loss and they mostly go by wins and assuming FSU wins tomorrow, clemson will have wins over top 10 teams
>>63842561
I should have specified, Michigan would be #1 if OSU wins bedlam.
I still miss Drew Ott
it always amazed me that retards like this are major writers for major sports sites
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/if-notre-dame-doesn-t-make-the-college-football-playoff--don-t-blame-its-independent-status-002901114.html
ND would literally be a shoe in if they were in a conference title game and won, now they have to hope others fail to get in.
>>63842645
Not being in a conference isn't an excuse for a shitty schedule.
>>63842664
Still, ND needs to go undefeated every year to get in, as they would more often than not be left out for a conference champ with the same number of losses getting in instead
Iowa is winning the natty
>>63842681
how many of these shark pics do you have?
>>63841584
every fucking fitzpatrick/omalley/callaghan/mcdonough/mccalistar/irishpotatoeater wears the irish on their sleeve as well as every catholic in america. its the meme team of generations
>>63842681
Michigan is literally already ranked above OSU
>>63842645
Notre Dame doesn't need to win a national title ever again. They will always have their own TV deal so long as they stay independent.
>>63842706
Gib folder senpai
>>63842703
>Notre Dame doesn't need to win a national title ever again
and they never will. reminder that this program never even won a BCS bowl even with their easy entry rule
how booty blasted would Iowa be if this were 2 years ago and they got left out for a one loss bama
>>63842734
It would just confirm the sec myth once bama got bootyblasted
>CBS still hyping up the Iron Bowl
lol!
Knew it was a longshot to see Navy win the AAC and get an NY6. But MAN it sucks to see them get so close and lose it in the end.
And they're losing Keenan Reynolds and most of their O-line after this season so they may not have another season as good as this for a few years.
That REALLY makes me sad.
>>63842763
Auburn 35, Alabama 17
>post yfw a carbon copy of the kick 6 happens and Auburn win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GKmkD1pUG0
who /passingoutat3amandwakinguprightatnoon/ here
>all the talk we all had about how much Kirk Ferentz sucks at the beginning of the year
Seriously, how the hell did Iowa end up 12 - 0? It's at a point where you can't doubt it's legitimacy, but seriously how the fuck did this happen?
>>63842764
I felt Houston behaved disrespectfully toward Navy today.
>>63842802
>It's at a point where you can't doubt it's legitimacy
>3 (three) wins over teams with a winning record
>>63842802
>how the fuck did this happen?
by not losing your easy OOC games, eeking out a win against your one not-so-easy OOC game, and and doing enough to go undefeated in your division. kinda what aOSU had to go through minus the undefeated part
>>63842816
Daily reminder: Iowa's win over Northwestern is a better win than any of Alabama's.
>>63842842
I know what they did, but how did a fucking Kirk Ferentz-coached team accomplish such a feat?
>>63842802
I remember when they first started getting recognition, Hawkbros in /cfb/ were celebrating getting a ranked vote.
Now they're on the cusp of generating extreme memes and butthurt.
>>63842020
>m-muh amateur likenesses
>Miles has posted a 110-32 record at LSU, and his .775 winning percentage is the best among LSU coaches with a minimum of 25 games coached. He won two SEC championships, three SEC West titles, and the 2007 BCS National Championship, with a runner-up finish in 2011.
W-we can do better!!!
>>63842928
>mfw LSU goes 7-5 next year based off of raw talent from Les's recruiting classes
>mfw they don't make a bowl game for the next 7 years afterwards
tOSU BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15F18DARFGE&feature=youtu.be
>>63842860
Yeah I don't get it either
>>63842950
kek
>>63842928
LSU will never do better than Les Miles.
>>63842956
>before week six, Iowa had not received a single AP vote since 2010
>>63842928
It's called the Nebraska syndrome. Oklahoma has had boosters calling for Stoops head almost every year but the AD isn't retarded there.
>>63842806
Seriously? I was at that game, I was pretty irritated at Navy. Just let the 8 seconds run out.
I'm an Army vet too, maybe that contributed.
>>63843025
Houston scored a cheeky touchdown in the last minute rather than taking a knee. I don't really fault Navy there.
>>63843034
Can't fault Houston there either. Playing an opponent ranked higher than you, you have to run the score up as much as you can to make an impression on the committee.
>>63843060
Let me clarify: there's no chance Houston makes the playoff, but it DOES help their argument for an NY6.
>>63843065
Based Houston going to the Tostitos Bowl or Peach Bowl!
>MSU btfo's Pedo State
>Harbaugh fills aOSU's collective anuses with his hot steamy load without even taking his Khakis off
>MSU loses by a field goal to Iowa in the B1GCG
>OkSU booty blasts OU, clinches Big 12 Championship
>Carbon copy of the Kick 6 happens, Auburn wins the Iron Bowl by a touchdown
>Florida forgets how to play football, FSU runs a train on them
>Ole Miss handily beats Missy State
>Ole Miss goes on to the SECCG on the tiebreaker, beats Florida to win the SEC
>Clemson Clemsons to SC
>Loses to UNC by a field goal a week later
>Stanford completely destroys ND
>Wins the Pac12CG
>Playoff Seeds
1. Iowa
2. OkSU
3. Stanford
4. UNC
Fucking book it
>>63843238
We're projected for the Fiesta bowl, but hey
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/tim-tebow-find-zone-article-1.2447008
It is Gameday people and I never felt this kind of eletricity. This town of /sp/ is on fire.
>>63842511
>mfw the UF/FSU game was a 7:30 game instead of a 3:30 game
can't remember the last time that happened
>>63843452
i cant sleep senpai
I just saw Wazzu lost by 30+ against UW. kek
>UCF
>Went from winning a fucking BCS bowl two years ago to winless
>>63843612
Bortles is a helluva drug
>5 hours till game time
i don't think i'm going to make it, lads
The ice here in Oklahoma is insane. Its only 6 am and Im already hearing tree bracnhes snapping and the rain isnt letting up. The game tonight is going to be covered in ice
>>63842928
>W-we can do better!!!
Actually, we can. We're LSU, we expect a natty every year. We deserve it. If Miles can't deliver, we'll get someone who can.
>>63845030
i'm so glad that shit stayed out west of us (choctaw county). we had it last time a couple of years ago when it was so bad. up all night listening to trees snap, waiting on one to crash through the house. cleanup for months. fuck that. hope you make it okay dude, ice sucks.
>FSU players spit on Tebow
Fucking Semenholes
If Bo was still coaching Nebraska, would they have beaten Iowa yesterday?
>>63845030
It's not to bad in Choctaw. Definitely no 2007
Come on thread, Wake up!
ITS GAMEDAY
>>63846514
GO POKES!
>
daily reminder
>Iowa resume
Fucking weak ffs
>>63846606
>there are people who still pretend to care about pac-12
what year is it again?
Who here going to a rivalry game today?
Carolina at State
GTHC
>>63846590
you were rused
no one here gets paychecks
>Rickie Fowler as celebrity picker.
What a surprise :o
>>63842943
this
Les Miles had a young team this year and I thought they really did better than expected until being brought down to reality. Here in a couple years that was going to be something special now they are throwing that away.
Just talked to Derrick Henry, they've decided to stop scoring on auburn after 49 points. Cap this post.
David pollack makes me cringe every time he talks. Walking reddit faggot
>HAHA I LOOKED AT YOUR SCRIPT :)
>>63846606
why don't they have the big 12 championship?
oh, right...
>>63846796
It's today in Stillwater
>>63842020
>Implying EA would have done any of that
>>63845030
Unless the field heating system malfunctions there will not be ice on the field
>tOSU being kekholds again
>this anOSU butthurt
Northern teams don't know how to keep their niggers on a leash
>>63845556
Nebraska would probably be 10-2, maybe 11-1, and yeah, Iowa would've got spanked.
>>63845556
Tommy Armstrong still sucks
If Meyer loses today will he retire during the off season just to go to another school later?
>>63846699
So much this. Les Miles has been a thorn in my teams side; a worthy adversary. Corndogs are completely deluded to think they can do better than him.
Look what happened to the Gators rolling the dice on Muschamp. Look at Tennessee. Look at UGA.
Just because you have a name brand football program doesn't mean you're guaranteed wins. Les Miles is elite and I think he is a much, much better coach than Jimbo.
There's nothing I'd like more than not to suffer losses due to fake field goals and the tigers going 8/8 on 4th down or whatever, except perhaps to have another powerhouse on my team's schedule turn into a cupcake husk of what they were in their glory days. I tempted to say 'Poor Les', but Les will endure.
Instead I say 'Poor LSU', for they know not what they do.
The only thing I have to say on the Les Miles situation is how unfair it is to the players and a loyal coach who delivered them a Natty. Absolutely disgustion; I have no idea how they'll get a new coach when the AD treats an 11 year coach like they are.
>>63847194
Yes, but the one loss is enough.
He'll be at Notre Dame within 3 years from now. He's even stated that ND is his dream job and I suspect that's where he'll try to build his dynasty. Think about it:
Name Brand School
Cakewalk Schedule
Sweet TV Deal
Huge Fanbase that thinks they're awesome no matter what
It's just a matter of time at this point. If Hardboiled wins today it'll be the equivalent of Saban stealing the SEC championship in 09 and making Teboq cry while finishing his career as a loser.
Are Cheeze It commercials fun in the US? Because I'm fucking embarrassed every time I'm watching one.
>>63847307
Cheeze It is literally regret in a can
>get loaded
>hungry
>order pizza
>can't wait
>nothing else to eat but Cheeze It
>just start spraying it directly in my mouth
>vomit
>repeat
>>63847307
I like cheez it commercials. But I also like "cheesy" humor xD
>>63847373
Cheez it != Cheez whip, dumbass
Cheez its are like cheez nips
>>63847533
oh ya
the white cheddar cheeze it's are based as fuck
>>63847614
Wew lad
Why you post this
I made a sign for you france. But its too cold outside.
Did they have to do this type of "omg a 5 years old child by cancer" story every week?
>>63847701
Wow thanks <3
>It's another feels Gameday
Fuck Tom Rinaldi. We get it fucking kids can get cancer.
the kid dies at the end
Harbaughs chin is monstrous he probably has a tumor in there
I have the flu I want a signed football.
The michigan mich st game gave me cancer.
So much edge here itt
> Michigan vs. Ohio State
> Florida vs. Florida State
> Notre Dame vs. Stanford
> Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State
What are the chances of having 4 disappointing blowouts today?
>post yfw Ohio State gets dominated from the opening snap and they never recover and next year is Urban Meyers last year in the big 10 before going to Notre Dame
DUDE SICK KIDS LMAO
Not sports
>>>/tv/
>>63847937
>not putting Mich. State in disappointing blowouts
contrary to what michikeks and buckguys tell you, Sparty is winning today 38-10
They always show barry sanders. But why dont they show the better back thurman thomas?
>Punts again Bob
kek
>>63847989
As a Penn State alum, this is what I expect as well.
>>63847989
That wouldn't be disappointing. That would be expected. I'm just listing top 25 vs. 25.
Luv u herbstreit
It just feels like everybody else is competing for 2nd place because Alabama is easily winning it all this year.
>>63848052
>That wouldn't be disappointing
except it would be the final nail in the coffin for any playoff hopes for michigan or Ohio state this season
Bama.
2. Oklahoma
3. Iowa
4. Clempson (Very insecure about their school and their ranking btw)
5. BootyBlasters
6. Northwest Missouri St.
7. Jacksonville State Gamecocks
8. Harvard
https://twitter.com/amazingmap/status/670626978559426562
Wrong map
>>63847937
> Michigan vs. Ohio State
Will be a blowout by Michigan.
> Florida vs. Florida State
Will definitely be a blowout by Florida State
> Notre Dame vs. Stanford
Will probably not be a blowout.
> Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State
About a 50/50 chance of a blowout. Hoping it won't be though.
All 4 being blowouts: I'd say about 10%
>>63841362
>ND
>playoffs
get that bullshit out of here.
>SCar wins today
>>63841424
I felt bad for Navy's offense
Their D could not stop shit
>>63848151
>Will be a blowout by Michigan.
Part of me wants to see Michigan in the 4th with less than a 7 point lead. Knowing them, anything can happen.
>>63848223
desu anything to shut the mouth of Swinney is fine by me.
What happens if Alabama loses to Auburn, Clemson loses to SCar, Oklahoma loses to Okie State, Notre Dame Loses to Stanford, UNC loses to NC State, tOSU loses to Michigan, Sparty loses to Pedo State, and UF loses to FSU? What would the playoffs be?
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All this running around in circles trying to justify your team for a playoff spot.
How do you handle it all? I couldn't baka. I'm glad I went to a school that everyone knows is playoff worthy. It's like intuition, nobody doubts it.
Good luck with your bids! (so glad we don't need luck senpai).
Roll Tide desu
>>63848337
OK State
Florida/Ole Miss
Michigan/Iowa
Stanford/Clemson
>>63848337
1.B1G winner
2.Okie State
3.Stanford if they win Pac12
4.uhh... OU? Ole Miss if they win SEC? Florida State? Don't know desu senpai
>>63848223
ECU here.
I would love that
>>63848337
IOWAWINSLOL
>>63848337
1) Iowa [or Michigan if they win B1G]
2) not Houston
3) not Houston
4) not Houston
It's not how it should be, but still
What game are >we watching for maximum shitposting? Clemson vs SCar, anOsu vs Mishitgan or another game?
>>63848337
1- Iowa / Michigan winner
2- Okie State
3- Stanford
4- Clemson (if they win the ACC) or OU
>>63848223
if this happens, SCAR automatically becomes the best CFB team in the Carolinas
>>63848396
>0 (ZERO) top 20 wins
>Will be 0 (ZERO) top 25 wins when the season is over
Good one friend. Good luck with the iron bowl, don't kick any long field goals
>>63848469
Ohio State-Michigan. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
Clemson 69
Gamefucks 3
>>63848469
Has to be OSU-Michigan
>>63848475
>not Citadel
Pls
Lee Corso doesn't even watch football any more. All he does is simply meme.
How did he get in this position in the first place. He had a loosing record as a coach and only won one bowl.
>>63848493
>Citadel
even better
>>63848475
You mean The Citadel
>Clemson loses to Scar
>Then to UNC
>Citadel declared ACC Champion
>>63848337
Literally nothing would change since they'd all have 1/2 losses.
>>63848337
>Iowa/Michigan
>SEC Champ
>ACC Champ
>OK State/Stanford
>>63848223
>>63848517
>>63848493
>Not Charleston Southern
>>63848477
>Ranked #2 anyways by the people who determine the top 25
I've seen this argument before. It doesn't matter. As long as the coaches poll ranks Bama #2 (and it will until they lose), it doesn't matter what the coaches poll ranks their opponents. Actually it's kind of silly to argue that they're a bad team by saying their opponents are ranked poorly by the coaches poll, and ignore the coaches poll ranking them super high.
Bama wins out, and they're in. No matter what.
>>63848469
The Clemson game. I intended on shitting more than an Indian on a beach.
How is it that an ND win over Texas hurts ND more than an Oklahoma loss to Texas?
>>63848469
Carolina-Clemson
>>63848515
But that one bowl he did wo. Was with Indiana, which is pretty fucking impressive.
>making miliana a doll with small tits
WHY?
>>63848469
I'll probably have both open and keep the sound on for Clemson until the game gets out of hand, then I'll cut my hair or something.
B1g football is just too boring to watch
>that texas cake
loving every laugh
>>63848711
>B1g football is just too boring to watch
>I don't like games of field position
Pleb
>meyer convinces cardale to stay on an extra year
>turns to shit
>probably going 2nd or third round
jej
>>63848711
>He likes Video Game scores
>michigan guy is a meme now
>>63848808
but still a virgin.
>>63848808
virgina guy was better
>this beta shitsagain student
>>63841584
What are nuns for 1000 alex?
We need surrender cobra threads
>sports networks in charge of humor
>That shirt
>literally admitting you can't get laid even though girls know you and want to take a picture with you
Jesus Christ.
And his name is Chris - the same as mine.
Fucking disgraceful.
>>63848840
That's called Reddit.
The order in which these losses would make you cream
>Clemson
>Alabama
>Notre Dame
>Oklahoma
>Florida
>Ole Miss
>Michigan State
>middle eastern music
OH I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL SNAKE CHARMERS OVER THERE
#notallmuslims
>>63848884
this is a good post
>>63848866
Name one worthwhile Chris
Protip: you can't.
>it's 2015
>notre dame is still special snowflake tier and not forced into a conference
Fuck that school
>>63848840
fuck you, no we don't
>>63848909
Christopher Colombus
We even have a national holiday for him.
Check and mate.
>>63848909
COLUMBUS
EUROFAGS AND INDIANS BTFO.
>>63848932
>patriots fan
>michigan fan
he must post on /sp/
>>63848631
They knew it would be too sexy. They captured her fat ass though
>>63848769
>turns to shit
protip: he already is
>>63848941
>>63848943
>columbus hive mind
>>63848924
If NYC and Chicago had teams that were traditional powers, ND would not be a fraction as big of a deal as it is.
>>63848941
>not celebrating Leif Eriksson day
Swedes getting keked again
>>63848989
Just join a fucking conference already. Why are they allowed to fuck that particular requirement in the ass?
>>63849056
tip top kek
>>63849056
kek
>>63849042
Because they can......and because the ACC agreed to give them November opponents when all conferences are playing league games.
Before the ACC agreed to that, it looked like ND was about to get forced into a corner.....especially when the 5x16 team super conferences looked like certainties.
>>63849042
It has never ever been a requirement.
>>63848785
>>63848759
My team has scored like 50 points since the midpoint of the season. b1g just doesn't seem to have any intensity or passion to me. Maybe it's because I'm not emotionally invested in it, but it just seems like having sex with a condom on or something-- just not worth it.
>>63849042
Because they think theyre still a special snowflake
>little brother syndrome
>the city of auburn, alabama
>>63849090
It is a requirement. Everyone else is in a conference. Could Texas a&m had said instead of going to the sec that they were just their own thing now? Nope, don't think so. Join a fucking conference rudyfags
>>63849129
Seems slippery as fuck.
>>63849150
Why would they join a conference. The biggest draw a conference has is money. Which they have plenty of.
>be buckeye fan
>watch michigan shit the bed against michigan state
>laugh ass off
>shitpost on /sp/ about it for days
>realize that if michigan wouldn't have done that and just won, we'd still have a chance to go the the B1G championship right now
feels bad man
Post kekholds
Oh god Silver Scrapes.
>>63849042
Being Independent their is no reason to not have a hard schedule at all since they dont have to play a bunch of conference bottom feeders like all the majors do each year. Its ND's fault for playing shit schools
>>63849150
>Everyone else is in a conference
That's not even true. There are 3 FBS independents. There have been many more in the past
>>63849150
They would have had to join if the ACC didn't give them FBS-level opponents in November
>tfw Mike Gundy is actually orange.
>>63849213
>3 out of 128
What does a "disciplined defense" mean really? What's an undisciplined defense look like? Is that just a meme announcer way of saying shit defense?
>>63849150
I don't think you know what the word requirement means
>>63841475
ND is also good because it's still the only school whose every game is televised nationally and home games get a tv contract which mean an incredible revenue stream and recruiting advantage.
>>63849204
They play USC every year.
They have played Stanford every year since 1988
Before that, they played Michigan State every year.
>>63849272
Not getting retarded penalties and not losing your assignment after the QB starts to scramble
>>63849305
And then they go soften things up by playing Boston College's as well. They can schedule alot more freely than any other team can, actually schedule some good games and not rely on USC/Stanford every year
what is the backstory to the OK State "I'm a man but I', not 40" meme?
>>63849328
This, the best example i can think of is Pat Narduzzi's 4-3 at MSU
>>63849356
Mike Gundy
>>63849356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjF93E4LjlA
>>63849342
You want them to play every P5 conference contender every year when no other FBS team does that?
>>63849356
https://youtu.be/aoMmbUmKN0E
>>63849356
The media was making fun of one of his players and he told them he was gonna booty blast each and every one of them
>>63849272
I don't know, but heres a disciplined offense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgpPGfj1_sM
>>63849387
it would be best if they just went full ACC and embraced their mediocrity
>>63849390
He has a point. Bobby reid was a nice guy.
>>63849387
No I want them to schedule more opponents in the top 75 than outside of it
>Texas
>Virgina
>UMASS
>Wake fucking Forest
>Boston College
This is a cupcake schedule full of conference bottom feeders when you can schedule alot more freely than that you need to otherwise face the consequences, they are practically a ACC team might as well just join them
>MSU wins on a last second FG and crushes UM/OSU hearts AGAIN
>>63849489
They have to schedule 5 ACC teams now, right?. So that leaves, 7 other games
>USC
>Stanford
>Navy
That leaves 4 games. You're really gonna shit on them for scheduling Texas + 3 scrubs as OOC, essentially? And MSU+Texas next year? That's way better than most P5 teams
>>63848866
This man will kill a hooker at some point
>>63849489
Three of those programs have been in the final top ten in the past five years
Espns female reports look like dogs.
>>63849599
Best not be shitting on Sam Ponder
>>63849569
That is not tre at all.
>>63849599
Woof woof
I do like Clemson but God I can't stand Dabo.
>>63849606
Sam Ponder is a cunt. Would love to hate-fuck her. Anyone have that rule 34 of her and the cheezit cheese wheel?
I would delitize sam ponder with bologna and cheese so she could live forevrial in my stomach.
who /wakeywakeyeggsandbacy/ here?
>>63849648
>Sam Ponder is a cunt
I'm sure you're qualified to give a respectable opinion, bub
>>63849681
GONNA GET SOME COLD CUTS TODAY
>>63849726
>/wakeywakeymuffinsandmimosas/
>>63849768
what the fuck is a mimosas?
>>63849726
Who /wakeybakey/??
>>63849648
you've been nominated for the Edgy Teenager Award. congrats
>>63849796
what the fuck senpai
>>63849800
Also this
>>63849796
champagne and grapefruit juice
>>63849796
>being poor
/sp/ criteria to be an elite team.
1. Schedule your in conference and ooc games perosnally to achive number one sos.
2. Recruit only five star talent. Four star talent is for specual teams. (Except the kickers who are five star of course.)
3. Have a nationally rcognized coach that is a "surefire" winner and does things the "right" way.
4. Never have a single off the field dispute.
5. Players give empassioned speeches at post game interviews that speak to the accolades if their team mates.
6. Be in the top five in every measurable statistic, otherwise you are a "meme" team that wins in some lame way.
7. Your conference includes teams that are all above .500 and all will make bowl games.
8. Every team is undefeated when you defeat them.
9. You never play home games as only meme teams win at home.
10. Every media outlet agrees you would defeat pro teams like the jags.
/sp/ you have all gone full fucking autist.
>>63849844
That sounds disgusting
>>63849648
Wasn't she the one who got super butt-blasted last year when Jameis got in trouble for shouting a meme in a lunchroom?
>tfw bunny ears antenna doesn't pick up the ABC station which is less than a mile away
>tfw have to settle for delayed stream
fuck my life, pham
Rickie fowler is beautiful. Homo
Based Rickie.
>>63849892
as are all chick drinks
you don't think anyone actually enjoys drinking vodka and cranberry juice, do you? unless they have a UTI
>>63849966
>implying cocaine and mimosa isn't the breakfast of Forbes 500 CEOs across the globe
>the big ass Potate in the crowd
Why?
>>63849999
quads of truth
>implying anyone that posts on 5chin is rich
they hire someone to shit post for them
actually, where can I sign up for that gig
sounds pretty dank
>>63846637
not me
>>63850010
An Irish is in the crowd. Someone show an ass so they'll go away
Almost time to send Ole Piss back to Oxturd
less than 6 bongs.
>>63850144
I got you senpai
>>63850146
Well, see you in a couple hours /cfb/ general
>if Ohio State loses today they will have 0 (zero) quality wins
The Egg Bowl will be the most entertaining game today.
>>63850146
[1]fagoots
[2]sailors
Enjoy your morning, ladies
>Corso picking Okie State
Please no :(
BASED CORSO CONFIRMING AN OKLAHOMA
WIN
Time for corso to retire. It's painful listening to him.
>tfw corso and dick vitale die on the same day
>not putting a big waggon on your head
corso officially declared insane
>>63850199
>Ohio State probably won't even get an NY6 bowl
>>63850262
France BTFO
corso confirmed for ISIS
>Corso always picks Pete cause he loves fireing off all the fake guns
calm your tits, Pokes, it doesn't mean shit
Anything other than these games right now
>>>/trash/
>>63850307
an okie like you sperging out and thinking people care about corso says all that needs to be said
Based Todd and Brad calling The Game.
>>63850010
they are tasty
>>63850349
>an okie
>sperging
you couldn't be any farther from the mark, friend
but thanks for the unsolicited shit post
Who's ready for the Clempsoning?
based larry
>>63850400
everyone
>>63850400
Not gonna happen before playoffs.
>>63850400
probably not happening m8
>Clemson 3 and out
It's Happening!
>>63842027
>he doesn't understand the triple option
>he doesn't understand what service academies have to run to be competitive
>quarterbacks shouldn't play to their strengths
I understand what you're trying to say. But it's fucking stupid in this case. Maybe if he weren't at a service academy
>>63841475
remember two days ago when you didn't understand what the definition of circular? Now that you've realized you were retarded you've begun to apply the logic properly to other teams. It's been nice to watch you develop.
That said, its nice to see that you now agree that all of OUs great wins are considered great based solely on circular logic.
>butt
276 days and a wake up until kickoff, friends.
>>63841560
you think tennessee is a quality opponent, but USC isn't. You have spent like 3 weeks obsessively spouting nonsense about a team you shouldn't even care about. It's embarrssing really.
What a heady play by the young negro man
>>63850617
>get to within 3 against Oregon
>proceed to forget how to play defense in the last 5 minutes and lose by 10
only WOrSt
>>63848223
I bet $50 on SCAR to win outright, so yea, they gonna win.
I'm getting paid $400 too.
Nice heads up play, *ichigan "special" tea*s
>>63850674
wew lad
>implying that wasn't a touchback
should these broadcaster actually know something about the game before they get hired??
WE GOING FOR IT. FUCK CLEMSON.
>not a QB sneak
>South Carolina
>>63850693
If the game is close at half time, I'm hedging my bets obviously, because Elliott is a shit-tier coach and I don't trust him.
>4th and inches
>FUCKING SHOTGUN
>THEN A TIMEOUT
Gibme Les Miles pls. We can match his LSU salary.
>>63850692
Your autis* is showing faggot
>>63850740
>disobeying the governor
Nah
>>63850740
>BEING A ICHIGAN FAGGET
>>63850720
GA "The Drunk" Manass has been making playcalls all season instead of Spurrier.
It's shown. This coaching staff sucks coon cock.
Can't wait for this game to be over and all of these sons of bitches get fired, well, minus Travelle Wharton. He's fine.
>THE CITY OF CLEMSON
>Clemson will get beaten by a former walk-on NO STAR RATING QB
CAN WE ALL FINNALY ADIT CARDALE WASNT THE PROBLE AND BARRETT A SHIT
>>63850805
>This guy
>INT
>>63850805
AND GET THAT SON OF A BITCH OUT OF THE GODDAMN FUCKING GAME.
>>63850821
I know, I briefly forgot how much this Florida faggot sucks.
>>63850805
>cock games
well if they can break the legs of #4 and #9, this game will be a win.
Need one of these third stringers to go out there and clip their wings.
>gamekeks
>california to play hawaii in australia to start 2016 season
WHY
>CLEMPSON
CLEMSONING
this scar-clemson game is going to be a bigger blowout than miami, isn't it?
>Clemsoning
>Clemson fumble
I-is it happening?
>>63850885
Money and because Aussies are based and can into football
>>63850912
Yes. Clemson will get booty blasted so badly, half the fan base will commit mass suicide tonight.
Gonna have to cancel that pizza party.
>reminder that 4-8 South Carolina would win the ACC.
>CLEPSON
>it's fine, just fine
>>63850885
>>63850915
DO THEY GET TO ADD A 13TH FOR IT?
Yeah I see what people mean by meme RB when talking about Peppers. Danny Woodhead-tier but that's not bad
>>63850885
SOURCE??
>tfw the Clemson Pizza Hut loses a $25,000 order today
>>63850996
Internet
>>63850996
the espn ticker
>The city of Louisville
What do the Clemson Tigers have in common with Anderson Cooper?
They both like getting pounded by cocks.
>that punt formation
>Gamecocks watching Colts gametape for punt formation
>>63851084
pretty sure AC is a top
>there are still people that participate in Nigger Weekend Blowout Sale
>spending a shit ton of money on the holidays
who the fuck can even afford to do this anymore?
>>63851123
People who...aren't poor?
>>63851123
>the economy hasn't improved and people don't have more money to spend
>>63851123
I just shop online if I'm going to buy gifts
>>63851123
i resell the stuff. i bought 22 copies of FIFA at wally world for $27 apiece and sold them to my NYC guy for $35 apiece, and he's going to sell them for $50
>punt
>punt
>punt
God I love these B1G games.
>>63851123
>didn't need anything but hit up amazon anyway yesterday
>spent ~$650,"saved" ~$800
didn't even have to leave the house
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHA
ITS HAPPENING CLEMSONING IN PROGRESS
>clemson
They're actively trying to lose
>>63851279
>scar can't into offense
clemson will still win this tho
>>63851279
>mfw these clemson players pooled their money together and betted on USC to win.
Moneyline was 680. I'd intentionally lose the damn game too. Get all of the good players to pool their money together, you could potentially come away with hundreds of thousands of dollars and this game doesn't mean much for 'em.
if they beat UNC, they're getting into the playoff.
ELLIOTT PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
>>63851324
Some french Handball team did that. And get caught of course.
>*ICHIGAN
>>63851324
If they lose to this shitty SCAR team they are dropping to the twenties and wont make any playoff
CLEPSON TRIVIA ANSWER IS YALE AND HARVARD
looks like scar's only hope is to get defensive scores
Oh hey look what happens when Elliott gets the ball
TELL THE TWOOF
See what happens when you don't call QB draws every play, Beck? When you DO call them, folks are more likely to fall for it.
When someone says 'south Carolina always plays Clemson close' this is what they mean.
Clemson plays the most boneheaded football you have ever seen and south carolina pretends they have anything to do with it.
>holidays, so the house is full of relatives
>but they all creak into groups and leave for holiday shit
>got the whole house to muh self
>green stuff and coffee
>cozy as fuck
Good fucking job Elliott, good fucking job.
You know french fry can't make that shit you faggot ass bitch.
>>63851490
NO THIS IS HOW CLEPSON ALWAYS LOOKS
Need to break DeShaun's ankles.
>>63851522
>bringing degeneracy into your family's home
>THIS SOUTH CAROLINA DEFENSE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SEC DEFENSE
Who does this kinda thing online?
>yfw 50% of South Carolina's wins are against the teams in the ACC Championship Game
i wasn't watching. did clempsun throw a pick or give away another fumble?
>>63851650
If SCAR wins, is The Citadel confirmed elite?
>>63851674
NO THEY'RE ONLY ELITE IF THEY BEAT BASED JACKSONVILLE STATE TODAY
>>63851650
>yfw South Carolina wins the ACC
>>63851674
No, because meme Remember the Titans offense doesn't mean shit.
>>63851698
NEVERIND THEY PLAY CHARLESTON SOUTHERN
>>63851660
Just a punt
>this ends up being a 2OT 6-3 game
>>63851707
>tfw high school ran the flexbone and switched to the spread right before i started playing
Who /miniMikeLeach/ here
Cameraman BTFO
>>63851922
>Kentucky was an underdog
>tfw bet on them too
Now if my $5 USC / FL / KY parlay works out, oh boy
I went to the Houston game yesterday and then left to go to work at the brewery, and while u was working the taproom there was this older dude who comes in every weekend in Auburn gear. Dude is pretty cool and supports local teams as well, he went to the game two weeks ago where Memephis flopped pathetically.
Anyhow, he came with his buddy and his buddy's daughter who was cute as fuck and I think was giving me eyes. She tried to talk to me while she was waiting for some other cut to finish up in the bathroom, but I was slammed so I couldnt. She's a senior up at Louisville. I would love to smash that like we smashed them week 2 of this season. Deer diary
gg scar. better luck next year
>>63852169
As long as they can hold clemson to under 35, they can and will win this game.
>What is a shazam?
Clemson's fight song is just a shitty rip off of LSU's
>21 minutes to score on South Carolina
>#1
>Commercial
>Kickoff
>commercial
Pls just gimme football greatest ally
>>63852271
more like #2
>>63852225
that's backwards, m8
Why is everyone saying florida cant go to the cfp if they beat fsu and bama?
>>63852347
Muh eye test
I knew we weren't #1.
>>63852347
>Not putting the Vandy game away until 3:20 in the 4th
>Needing OT and refball to beat a 2-9 C-USA team
That's why.
>>63852347
>even entertaining the thought of them beating either of those teams
>>63852427
what have the noles done this year besides actually losing to a vandy/fau tier team in GT
>>63852342
>Tiger rag
>Bad
>>63852347
They CAN go to the cfp, but they're gonna need a lot of other teams to shit the bed today if its gonna happen.
They'd need to win AND they'd need Okie, Bama, ND, and Clemson to shit the bed today.
>>63852427
>SCAR is keeping pace with Clemson
>GTECH getting beaten by UGA at home
FSU is a shit team m8. This will be the biggest UF win since Ole Piss
>Even ten yards downfield, Elliott gesturing for a pitch from Barrett
Chill out you selfish fuck
>>63852347
They are complete fucking morons
>>63852570
They dont need bama to lose today
Nice try good effort
>>63852570
If they win today and win the SEC they're in no matter what happens to anyone else. They'll have the best resume in CFB.
>>63852570
They need Bama to not shit the bed today moron. They need to beat #2 (or better) Bama in the SECCG for muh quality win
>down 14-0
nah guys this is right where SCAR wants Clemson. you'll see. clemsoning is gonna happen
Holy shit that pass and catch
Does Watson throw the prettiest long ball?
>>63852746
Best resume for a one loss team
>>63852824
New
>>63852485
Georgia Tech isn't FAU tier, Lmao
>>63852687
>implying that wasn't tactical
You'll see buddy. Bama is a tossup, but there's no way that UF loses to FSU today
DAT SACK
>>63841367
>Everyone that beats us is a meme team
>>63845861
>>63845210
MWC, OK County
I lost a window so far
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