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Pep decision when sub sub edition
>friday
SV Darmstadt 98 - 1. FC Köln (20:30)
>saturday
FC Bayern München - Hertha BSC Berlin (15:30)
Werder Bremen - Hamburger SV
Hannover 96 - FC Ingolstadt 04
TSG 1899 Hoffenheim - Borussia Mönchengladbach
FSV Mainz 05 - Eintracht Frankfurt
>sunday
Borussia Dortmund - VfB Stuttgart (15:30)
Bayer 04 Leverkusen - FC Schalke 04 (15:30)
FC Augsburg - VfL Wolfsburg (17:30)
>de gay
>>63826737
delete this
KÖLLE
hallo
>>63827145
Prepare your anus Darmstadt!!!
>>63827210
>Darmstadt
>Anus
:DDDDDDD
>>63826737
>>63827183
>>63827208
>hertha beating bauern not the topspiel
k
>>63827219
;DDDD
>>63827219
>>63827417
please keep this thread spurdo-free
>>63827341
no one gives a shit about bayern, fatty
>>63827448
Funland why? DDDDD:
>>63827481
But that's all you talk about in this thread my poop-eating friend. Other than anime I mean.
we mostly talk about denmark and neinhold
>>63827643
>we mostly talk about denmark and neinholds bot
ftfy
You now remember Ashkan Dejagah
>no Premier League tonight
What is even the point
>>63827689
F1 is on m8.
>>63827664
Is he still around?
>>63827699
Even more onesided than BuLi.
>>63827699
Thank God!
>>63827707
Yea, he cashed on his Bundesliga title and Fulham "Player of the Season" award to get arab money in qatar.
>>63827643
>>63827653
then why call the thread /bundesliga/ ?
>>63827750
We need a cover so it won't get deleted on non match days.
Haven't had time to check twitter at all today.
The world could have ended without me knowing about it.
>Die Bundesliga hat ihren zweiten Platz in der Fünfjahreswertung der UEFA gefestigt. Durch die Europacup-Erfolge des FC Bayern, Wolfsburg, Mönchengladbach und Schalke 04 kommt Deutschland weiter vor England und Italien auf 72,606 Punkte
I thought it would get worse tßh.
Are yuo having of problems?
>>63827738
Clever boy.
>>63827781
Went through the period from last night until just now, with nothing to report.
thought periods lasted longer tobih
>>63827952
:(
I need some football gossip in my life.
>>63827958
Pep has signed a contract with Manchester City.
>>63827975
I've already heard about that but let's assume it's true. Who is going to be his sucessor at Bayern?
>>63827986
Sammer
>>63827986
magath
>>63827989
He strikes me as one of those people who actually know shit about tactics despite telling you otherwise. Could be an intersting season with him as a headcoach.
>>63828028
He left to much "verbrannte Erde" when he coached them last time.
>>63827986
Lucien "can't handle the pressure" Favre.
Pochettino
>>63827986
Low and Lahm
>>63828127
Overrated, though not terrible.
>Riesen-Ärger für Leverkusen-Star Wendell (22): Der Brasilianer lieferte sich in der Nacht auf Freitag in Köln eine Verfolgungsjagd mit der Polizei. Wendell droht ein Strafverfahren wegen Fahrens ohne Führerschein und eine Anzeige wegen Missachtung von Zeichen und Weisungen eines Polizeibeamten.
>running from the police when you're a famous footballer
>>63828312
At least he didn't try to catch up with a train while being drunk.
A few years old but still kamedy geld
>„Kurz vor Erreichen des Heumarkts habe ich plötzlich ein Auto bemerkt, welches hinter mir die Gleise befuhr“, erinnert sich der KVB-Fahrer (46). Brecko versuchte, auf den Gleisen der Bahn zu folgen, dabei fuhr er sich alle vier Reifen platt und zerstörte nach Polizeiangaben seinen Unterboden erheblich.
http://www.express.de/sport/fussball/1--fc-koeln/im-gleisbett-am-heumarkt-1-7-promille--brecko-voll-neben-der-spur-124196
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/27/jurgen-klopp-daniel-sturridge-serious-pain-liverpool
>>63828338
Fucking kek
Also apparently Weigl is the joint 6th most fouled player in the EL so far.
>>63828354
so?
>>63828369
Just kind of indicates the importance of a player to a team, if he's constantly being fouled, or the only way to stop him is to take him out.
Embolo is the most fouled with 19 fouls against him, including fouls bad enough in both games against Fiorentina to warrant red cards.
>>63828384
sounds like he just can't take a hit
not that he's worth getting fouled
>>63828395
Sounds to me like he is getting fouled a lot
>>63828395
If he's constantly taking hits, then he's obviously worth getting fouled.
>>63828442
I just checked the CL top 20 or so.
>Neymar
>Diego Costa
>Suarez
>Willian
>alvez
Looks like the top consists of players who love to dive.
makes more sense than players who are worth getting fouled.
Came here to laugh at Bazischwuchteln...b-b-b-buuut Pep will stay beyond 2016 he loves Bavaria, he won't leave until he's won the treble....pmsl tßh
>pmsl
>>63828458
All important players for their teams
>>63828495
You have a problem, Bauerntrampel?
Now that you have dodged the Klopp 'bullet' you can admit you're not too sad that Pep is leaving.
>>63828496
all diving queens
Gündogan plays a similar position and has been fouled 6 times
Weigl 14 times
I'm not saying he dives a lot, it could be that, like I said, he can't take a hit
just saying it's pretty stupid to use "fouls suffered" as an indicator
>Darmstadt-Köln
who would actually watch that
>I-I will!!
you're saying that now but you will turn it off after 20 minutes and only Britain will remain
Bavarian footballers tend to dive a lot. Weigl, Hojbjerg, Robben, the list goes on.
>FSV Mainz 05 - Eintracht Frankfurt
Is he doing all right?
>>63828549
This requires further investigation
>>63828659
don't bother, heuberg is a >schalke player not a bavarian
>>63828659
>it's a gentle Denmark troll
SYTB
my lower lip has been completely peeled
like the skin of a snake
it happens naturally
cold weather, ugh
>>63828752
just use some vaseline
Feel free to post your controversial opinions. We could use some debate before the game begins.
>we could use some shitposting before the game begins
what game?
Who are you quoting?
>>63828802
Viborg - AGF
>>63828752
did you intentionally write this like a poem
>>63828774
i wear socks and sandals together during summer
so what league will we watch once the TV deal money is not centrally divided anymore when buyern gets their will and can sell their matches on their own and this season will look like a super tight one compared to what is going to happen?
Smell u l8er
>>63828885
slut
>St. "Meme" Pauli shooting themselves in the foot with their silly suggestion
I can hear Kalle laughing from here.
What does Denmark smell like?
>>63828091
yeah, two doubles, fuck that
I just noticed that i have wrinkles on my forehead.
>>63829090
that's normal past the age of 23
>>63829090
you should stop frowning so much
>>63829111
ugh
>>63829114
i practically never frown
>>63829123
what "ugh"?
it's normal, calm down
I want to look 22 forever.
>tfw well into my 20s and not a single wrinkle
>tfw 22 forever
who /missingpog/ here
pog never was relevant
its just one guy who constantly tried to force her as a meme
ugh
>new haircut
>fresh shave
>get asked for ID when buying cigs
o-okay
>>63828472
>>63828507
Lutcsh meinen Schwanz.
>>63829713
>Rauchen
>>63829702
Why would you warn??
>>63829702
Is Björn mentally challenged?
>>63829702
wouldn't it be cheaper to not charge for the toilets at train stations again?
>>63829713
>decide to go buy groceries
>hmm, it's not raining, gonna take the bike
>buy everything I wanted
>finally done, task almost accomplished
>on my way home some random woman I'm passing says hi to me and looks at me
>just continue driving
why does even such a small task have to be such a challenge
>>63829794
This desu. This nigga can't into liquid dynamics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTkefJHfC0
>>63829815
That should not be aloud.
>>63829557
it's the same guy who tries to force some of the neinhold memes
just ignore him, he doesn't have anything else in his life
>>63829869
Ugh fuck people that try to force shitty mäimäis.
reminder that neinhold is a meme, that i've invented
>>63829822
also
>wanted to buy Apfelstrudel so I have something to eat for the weekend
>put everything on belt
>notice I grabbed the Copenrath&Wiese Apfelstrudel instead of the cheap brand
>it's too late to put it back, there are people waiting in line behind and the guy in front of me is almost done
>can't throw it into the sweets rack at the checkout because it's frozen
>accept my fate
ugh, €2 for strudel
>>63829897
so you're Neinhold?
>>63829908
i bought tuna from aldi today, even though there wasn't a sign with its price in the cooling shelf
this is me btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Dk1UGg_p4
>>63829702
Some might enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgVnfCYRHNM
>>63829908
>can't throw it into the sweets rack at the checkout
Do people do this? Is that why they are there? I've never seen anyone buy anything displayed in them.
>this guy who came here from lachschon.de last week
>>63829965
then you didn't create him
Neinhold created himself
>>63829963
Warum filmt die Fotze Typen beim pissen??? Direkt Maul mit Schwanz stopfen.
>>63829963
>germans
>>63829977
You mean me?
>>63830019
yes
>>63830013
>halb Vietnamesen
>>63829977
you obviously don't now shit about /bundesliga/ and /bundes/ history
>>63830050
neinhold was already a meme with his first trip
which you don't even know
>>63830067
say it
>the guy who's trying to force all these memes is a newfag from 2014
top lol
I AM NOT FORCING ANY MEMES (SENPAI)
>getting trolled this easily
neinhold was a walking meme in other generals before he even started tripping
is neinhold your bf?
i am not emily
emily was just neinhold's side bitch
>>63830296
yes
he left her after he found out she's pregnant
He only posts here about once a fucking week and yet you people talk about him EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>>63830412
fuck off, johannes
>>63830412
you're the only one who talks about you
then you complain about yourself talking about yourself
lol you people are so fucking obsessed
Where is Hermann?
hello where is the serious discussion
>>63830490
wrong thread buddy
>>63830490
not here
>>63830486
I can only imagine he died of a stroke or something
>>63830490
what?
>>63827815
German teams have a terrible record against English teams in the CL going back forever, even in just the last 5 years or so when there hasn't been a standout English team German teams have still got a terrible record against them in both the CL and EL
Can you even attempt to quantify 'tactical knowledge'?
The Bundesliga has the most long balls and aerial duels of any of the top leagues by a very long distance, is that quality football?
Do coaches suddenly lose all 'tactical awareness' when they move to the PL, for example did Pellegrini go from a savvy european coach at Malaga to an idiot at Man City and how about Klopp - is he now yet another naive English coach?
>the quality of teams is atrocious there
If you're going to open your post with that you should be able to back it up
stop bringing that shit here, you massive twat
>Lionel Messi's agents have had initial discussions about a deal with Manchester City that would see the 28-year-old Barcelona and Argentina forward join on a weekly wage of £800,000. (Sun)
>Chelsea are lining up January moves for Leicester's England striker Jamie Vardy, 28, and Tottenham's Belgium midfielder Mousa Dembele, 28.
>Dembele's Spurs team-mate Harry Kane, 22, is also a target for the Blues, but Jose Mourinho's side will wait until the summer before making a bid.
>Tottenham remain confident they can resist interest from Chelsea or Manchester United in England striker Kane.
>Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino is convinced Kane will stay at White Hart Lane to win trophies with the Lilywhites.
>Chelsea are also considering a move for former Blackburn striker Nikola Kalinic in January. The 27-year-old Croatia international has scored 10 goals in nine Serie A matches for Fiorentina this season.
>Pep Guardiola has agreed to leave Bayern Munich at the end of the season to take over from Manuel Pellegrini at Manchester City.
>City's reserve goalkeeper Willy Caballero says he is ready to step up and replace Joe Hart should the England international's hamstring injury force him to miss games.
>Lazio midfielder Ravel Morrison is close to returning to England "for personal reasons" after an underwhelming spell at the Italian club. The 22-year-old has played only three league games since joining on a free from West Ham.
>LA Galaxy midfielder Steven Gerrard says he is disappointed his former club Liverpool did not sign 19-year-old England midfielder Dele Alli before Tottenham did.
>Newcastle defender Fabricio Coloccini, 33, will be offered a final chance to prove he remains the right man to captain the side in Saturday's match against Crystal Palace.
>Meanwhile, Magpies manager Steve McClaren has told the club's board he cannot guarantee the team's Premier League survival without major changes to their transfer policy.
>Jermain Defoe, 33, is fit for Sunderland's home match against Stoke, despite suffering an ankle injury in Monday's 1-0 victory at Crystal Palace.
>Swansea forward Andre Ayew has suggested he could leave for a top Premier League club in January, with Liverpool reported to be interested in the 25-year-old.
>Bournemouth are planning a £6m move for Crystal Palace striker Dwight Gale, 25, in January to replace the injured Callum Wilson, 23.
http://www.fcb.tv/de/live/live.html
bayern meeting
not this shit again
>>63830647
>Pep Guardiola has agreed
>English media
every time
>they will never be persecuted for making shit up
>you will never be paid for making shit up
Imagining United Kingdom watching >>63830700 right now makes me feel warm inside
>>63830602
>muh tactics
You got way more money, that's why teams like Schalke, Leverkusen and Wolfsburg now suck in the CL. Your coaches are either too old, garbage or downright lunatics. And now your whole league will get keked by Jürgen 'the meme' Klopp, whose whole 'tactic' is fucking PRESSING. Your league is an absolute embarrassment, measured against the money your teams are worth.
That said bundesliga fucking sucks.
>your
>you will never be called Ludwig Frosch
What movie do I watch?
>>63830975
The insider
ffter brylluppet
>>63830994
Thank you
>>63831000
Already Already
>>63831010
eh?
Karl has impressive hair
Come on Köln!
Get hype nazis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfxb34NDnF8
>>63831030
thanks
I decided on a movie to watch tonight already but i wont tell which one so you cant spoil it.
bruce willis is dead xD
>>63831058
the insider
>>63831058
He doesn't get the coffins ready
>>63831084
i really really hope this is from another movie
>>63831058
The movie is played backwards
GUEDE
U
E
D
E
>>63831058
the weapon was on the officers belt all along
>>63831058
Tom Cruise and his buddygirl are one of a million clones
okay thats it
have fun without me
>>63831030
Karl-Heinz has the head of a big boss, the kind of head Bastian Schweinsteiger calls his own
>>63830486
>>63830522
guys, this is serious
>Leicester vs Man Utd
>>63831232
we will win that 2bh. vardy to score two giaks
>>63831058
In a rare act of kindness, the son buys his Alzheimer's ridden father a truck to parade around his hometown, selling his own car to afford it
>>63831278
Nebraska 2?
in the end, Mall Cop, portrayed by Doug, wins
>>63831084
What movie is this?
>>63831321
Rude ;_;
>>63831058
Barbie finishes Fairy School, frees Ken from the old witch and safes Fairytopia.
>>63831355
fuck you
>>63831321
Not enough ppl redpilled yet.
>>63831373
No
>>63831373
see >>63831369
What goes hand in hand?
>>63831412
my cock?
>>63831412
me and you :3
>>63831373
Of course, only /pol/ autists think it's a problem.
>>63831452
Slut
>>63831463
*grabs him by the throat*
back the fuck off!
>>63831462
>Of course
>>63831501
Rude ;_;
>>63831531
Yes of course. It's the same here.
BTFO
>>63828354
What's the stats in the Bundes? I know he's the most fouled player in Dortmund.
>>63828522
You haven't seen him take a hit. The guy is like a tank. I think only Sokratis could take more punishment on their team.
>getting mad about Pyrotechnik
lel
kek
>>63828571
Yes, he's doing pretty good.
>>63831715
They look like they are having a nice day.
Bittencute was better at Hannover tbhfam
your all a bunch of sluts
>>63831777
Fuck off you skank
>>63831777
I spent a solid 4 months cutting a glory hole into the toilets in one part of my University hoping someone would put their dick through it. Nobody has yet, I spend an hour or so a week in the cubicle waiting.
>>63831777
Trips confirm
>>63831792
i'll lamp ya, ya fackin slag
>>63831802
Stop being a shitosting whore you bellend streak of pish
who's the commentator for Darmstadt:Köln at sky
time to watch some asmr
When did Darmstadt stop being clutch?
>>63831909
When the Aufstiegshype went over
>>63831909
When the promotion euphoria ran out. It happens almost every season.
>>63831938
>>63831944
Let's hope they get another promotion soon.
Can you show me the way to the Kissing Booth?
*fart*
>Aytekin Muskelfaserriss
lel
Where do I get fresh spices from during winter time?
Lads I need your help.
I'm in love with Carly Rae Jepsen but I have a stupid lefitst German gf.
What do?
>>63832252
Australia?
>>63832252
your local turkish supermarket
>>63832265
Just invite some refugees to your house
>>63832323
I live in Scotland, they won't come here ;__;
Syria > Scotland
>>63832273
I'd imagine importing fresh spices is very expensive and I doubt any supermarket will offer that.
>>63832278
I don't buy it
>>63832356
Limmy posted a picture of Sidse Babett Knudsen today.
>>63832388
she was in the film i watched the other day
>>63832388
Literally who? I know who limmy is, I mean the other person
>>63832400
Her best ever role was in 'Den eneste ene'
>>63832403
Danish actress. He often posts pictures of Lars Mikkelsen because they look like twins.
>>63832422
Oh, well that clears it up
One mistake and Koln nearly score.
>>63832448
Two mistakes and Darmstadt score.
Am I doing it right?
>>63832460
Maybe
>>63832430
apropos mikkelsen, how good is mads mikkelsen's danish?
>>63832489
Flawless, of course
SO FUCKING CLOSE
STUPID ZOLLER!
>>63832489
He mumbles a lot
Or are you thinking of Viggo Mortensen? That question would make more sense.
>>63832499
that's cool. i guess he lived in denmark for a while to learn the language
By now Denmark has mentioned every Danish citizen at least once in /bundes/.
i mean, he's probably the only american actor who speaks danish
>>63832650
Connie Nielsen
>>63832661
never heard of him
>mfw Sandnigger genocide soon
>it's a Denmark anime post
>>63832689
This tbqh
tyne-wear derby tomorrow
>>63832874
tryhard
>>63832789
hello
>>63833114
hey
why is this thread so boring?
>>63833124
what's good?!
