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Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>night test
>it's not dark
kek nice """"sun"""" you got there
>>63825599
first
>starc ded
Poopeelia Ltd. everybody
with no starc we literally can't be bowled out in the 3rd innings tbqhwyrn
>>63825616
Zimbabwe btfo
Holly or Ellyse lads?
MWNN literally BTFO on the cricket thread
KEK where did all of the poopeelians run off to?
what pizza should i order lads
Score??
>>63825632
whichever doesn't have a cock
>>63825637
Macaroni pizza from CiCi's
>>63825632
Ellyse looks pretty nice
If she's the one with the milo hat
>>63825636
I had a cheeky shower and then I realised I'd rather play BF4 desu la
>>63825637
get a banana tomato sauce supreme from India
>>63825632
The one who doesn't look like Dave Mustaine
>le pink ball under lights
>no starc to bowl
>it's slowly getting darker
Pretty exciting, family
LOL nice one slats XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>63825660
Fuck off, you're making me sick
lol his moustache
>>63825653
HELLO ELLY, MEET THE REAL ME
>>63825670
It's chocolate milk he had at dinner
>moustache
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
muh low center of gravity jumping look at the sky big bat man
>Tranny shaming
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why do poopeelians love cock so much?
>Australian posting chicks with dicks
No surprises there
>tfw the Rock's performance in Scorpion King is better than NZ's performance at Adelaide
>Ian Smith losing it
LMAO
Ian Smith BTFOing poopeelian cricket casuals
>>63825701
>>63825703
Why do youse always post in pairs?
>>63825714
Computer and mobile phone
poopeelia is literally Sterc: the team
Just got scratched by a stray cat. Should I be worried?
>>63825728
is there poo in the wound?
Must be so easy being gay 2bh
>>63825714
Rules for posting as a Kiwi on /sp/
1. Wait for an Australian to enter the thread
2. Always post together in groups of two or three
3. Imitate Australian posters and hope they accept us into their communities
If we follow these
siddle has unironically been a better bowler than johnson since 2013
If Peter Siddle was a full grown penis he'd be Peter Diddle
>>63825728
considering it walks around on human feces all day, yes
who /stacker/ here?
>>63825728
Yes, that cat would have been walking all over shit
>>63825733
it is, want be to bum you?
Is Steve Smith up there as one of the great meme captains
>collar up
>licks hands before every delivery
>goes through a stupid routine before facing each ball.
>>63825728
no but the cat should be
>>63825747
proxy off autissie
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63825733
>7 years going to pubs and clubs
>not once has a woman ever straight up offered sex
>10 minutes in a gay bar
>guy offers to suck my cock because he has a straight guy fetish
Of course I let him but that isn't the point.
If Peter Siddle was a shitty entertainer for pleb children, he's be Peter Combe
Who /HighTest/ here?
@63825756
>spams shemales
>calls others poofters
fucking kys
>>63825760
GO FUCK YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHgUGYMxD_Q
>>63825761
/DayNightTest/ tβh
HAZLEGOAT
Just as I predicted, Shittle has done nothing
>all out for less than 200
Embarrassing
Maybe a bit of swing at night with a new ball though
>>63825778
>LEAVE KANE TO ME
Hey fellas, I know this is /cric/ and I'm watching, but my GF's son is staying over at my place while she goes out tonight. Does anyone know any good movies that kids enjoy? He's 8 but he really loves the Friday movies, I guess Ice Cube kinda looks like his dad.
Well she probably won't be coming over until late tomorrow arvo so I need a few movies to watch inbetween now and then. Thanks
Why is the thread dead
>POO POO PEE LARDS literally can't play outside of their meme grounds
fuggit
>>63825773
Wiggles are for patrician chldren
>>63825783
lord of the rings trilogy = 10 hours+
Where did all the ass blasted poo peelanders run off too? Too busy getting their poo pushed in?
>>63825784
Most of us are out with our wives and girlfriends, I'm just checking this thread out on my iphone while my wife takes a piss
ALL PART OF THE PLAN
>>63825791
>run off too
>off too
>too
kys
>South Australians
>>63825799
Knit your socks?
smash it southee
cheeky southree hundred off 20 balls coming up
>the dad and the kid on the holden ad don't say bloody caravaners anymore
>just caravaners
>>63825783
A Clockwork Orange
BTFO
GO HOME TO MOUNT DOOM
>>63825783
American History X
Romper Stomper
>>63825806
kek your sister
WE DID IT BROS!
200!
>>63825813
Bit of the old in out in out
2 0 0 B A N A N A S
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0
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A
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A
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A
S
SUICIDE WATCH
U
I
C
I
D
E
W
A
T
C
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POO PEELAND APOPLECTIC
fuggsticks
we would have literally won the ashes if siddle was in over johnson
reminder its better for us if we get out quicker
>>63825831
Nah. Definitely would have won if we had based Ryno though.
>taking 200 wickets in a dead game
D I N N E R
I
N
N
E
R
based siddle
Thank God that in NZ, cricket is just a sport for private school pussies and is literally the 7th most popular summer sport.
Got an email from my boss today after I ran out at 3 with work to do for a client and he signed off with "CUNT YOU WILL BE CUNTED"
Am I fucked?
>>63825555
FUCKING HELL LADS I'VE GOT GOOSEPIMPLES
THIS IS THE STUFF OF HISTORY
>>63825839
>we only care about ODI's anyway
Rugby Union = Tests
League = ODI
Sevens = T20
Is Voges the worst fielder of all time?
>voges
>voges
didnt even let the keeper get it
disgusting
>BOGUS
Ahahaha
>VOGES
HAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
RIP Voges
"no"ges
kek
KEK
K E K
K _E_K
>>63825851
Touch = Day/ Night tests with pink balls at Flatelaide
Aussies will be all out for 100 the way it's looking now.
KKKKK
EEEEE
KKKKK
>Poo Peelia have scored ZERO runs in D/N tests
How can one team be so shit?
Is the red ball that much different to the white one?
why the fuck is every 2nd cunt in adelaide wearing a blue shirt
holy fucking lel that slow-mo close up of the drop
please tell me someone has screencaps of that
Bwahahaha someone make a gif of that voges face in the slo mo
>can't even bowl NZ out for 200
the impoverished hovel of Australian cricket
>LE VOGES DESERVES TO BE IN LE TEAM XDXDXDXD
>>63825838
Full of fucking salt, learn to cook it yourself idiot
>>63825871
Gotta hand it to Adelaide, they've come out in force today.
is siddle the greatest bowler of all time to take his 200th wicket with the pink ball?
>>63825880
Not like they have jobs
>>63825869
they're running low on white leather
>>63825871
Skroikers m8
>>63825877
>he doesn't have a high hours, high paying job that prevents him from preparing nutritious meals
>>63825883
>Implying people in Brisbane do
Which one of you is this?
https://www.reddit.com/user/josanator
The supreme casual normies are out in force tonight, as expected
That catch was actually very tough. Running backwards, under lights.
Why can't any other state do sport like SA and VIC?
>>63825893
Mrs. Voges please
>>63825893
He was actually running forwards you fucking idiot
>>63825893
He's lucky it wasn't one of the lower order batters her dropped
>>63825893
specialist fine leg detected
>>63825887
Jokes on you faggot, my sunday is dedicated to cleaning my house and cooking highly nutritious meals I keep in the freezer for the fortnight
You probably still live with your parents
200
0
0
POOPEELIA BTFO
>>63825898
No, it literally was a tough (not exceptionally so) chance.
You are literally outing yourself as someone who has never played cricket by claiming otherwise.
>>63825903
>posts on 4chan
>doesn't live with parents
>>63825893
The Voges family in full force tonight
if australia is all out for 1 runs, will NZ enforce the follow-on?
who was the english chick on the abc commentary? I like the way she says balls
>>63825909
hi daniel
>>63825908
>literally
>literally
discarded
>>63825908
I coach u-17 girls and I've literally never seen them drop a chance like that.
>>63825891
>this is your average /cric/ user in 2015
>>63825891
>Feels bloody amazing. Chips are saltier than a NZ cricket fan right now though
>>63825753
haha funny guy
lot of swings and misses
who /worry/
>POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE
>>63825915
not very good at this, are you?
Warner should have dropped it for the keks
THANK YOU BASED WARNER
Gif of the Voges catch famalams
Work just called in lads
>sixes
>meme swinging at everything
For fuck sake
Trust New Memelanders to turn this occasion into a memefest
Warner ain't dropping it
>>63825912
>not the poollow on
>>63825893
He's a professional cricketer that should be able to make catches under difficult circumstances, it was in no way impossible
>poo peeland in charge of batting for 1(ONE) full day
>>63825931
>turning the memefest into a memefest
Who frozen chips here?
>under lights
>pink ball
Ausfailia all out for <150, calling it
>>63825929
>catch
(Check the cricket aus website/app)
>202
I think >we can defend this
>Abhishek Agrawa: "let's talk about the firsts of this historic pink ball test cricket. 1st victim: Guptil, 1st wicket taker: Hazelwood, 1st boundary: Williomson, 1st 50: Latham, 1st 6: Southee. waiting for 1st duck, century and other records"
>Williomson
>>63825931
>turning a memefest into a memefest
Why the fuck is there a night test anyway?
This is retarded
lads I've been trying to post webms but my net speed just got shaped and my captcha fails before they finish uploading
>>63825941
Most nights desu, usually with a Birds Eye Steamfresh(tm) veggie packet
>"Black"-Caps
>Can't perform at night
hehe
>night test
>ground is lit up
Can't even play in the dark the bunch of poofs
>>63825954
Fuck off you degenerate
Where is Reality Christ? He said he would be here
>>63825951
Look how many people showed up. I would definitely attend a night game, I was sweating like crazy at the Gabba test
>>63825965
WELL THEN THEY'D BE THE FUCKING NIGHT CAPS WOULDN'T THEY YOU STUPID CUNT
>>63825941
another night, anon
>>63825941
Had some earlier put em in a sandwich with some onion
>>63825976
Not necessarily
hehe
>>63825978
There honestly no reason to buy a brand name, those are perfect if you cook them properly
On the TV now: When Cricket Was Fun
>>63825917
>I coach u-17 girls
p-p-pics
reminder that KFC have gradually decreased the size of their chicken portions over the years and use more batter than they used to
>>63825972
>peeality kuck
>actually watching sports
He's a shitposting mong
MODS GET THE FUCK HERE
>147 more runs to win
Saffers might just chase this down
>Night game
>It's still daylight
t-t-thanks
gotta love the hide post feature
>poopeelians so scared that they are going to lose that they are shitting up the threads with trannies
kek
KEK
>>63825972
probs has to visit a mosque with isis wife
>>63825998
how much did your blokes make in the 2nd innings?
>>63825996
lol you sound like a little brat
Reminder he will NEVER play another test series after this year
Reminder he will NEVER reach another bowling milestone
Reminder Hazelshit and Starc WILL be bowling an inconsistent line and length for the next decade
>>63826000
>000
warner century confirmed
>tfw there faggots in straya
baka desu
Last three digits of my post is poopeelia's score before being all out tonight
>>63825998
You jinxed it cunt.
>>63825616
post pic of your window vanuatubro
when is he coming back lads
What's the best beer lads?
>>63826019
unironically better than s marsh
>>63826024
fosters
>>63826024
Cobra>Carlsberg>Fosters
>>63826019
too bad he would make a better model than batsman
>>63826024
In Australia? James Squire Amber ale
>>63826025
unironically better than m marsh too
>>63826024
Asahi, coopers and VB
>>63826024
Panhead Quickchange XPA
>>63826024
little creatures indian pale ale
>>63826033
>Asahi
>dat swing
KEK POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>63826033
>VB
You might be wanting to be patriotic and that, but that shit is disgusting
>>63826024
Kingfisher
Warner's looking shit lads
>>63826040
LITERALLY seam movement
>>63826024
Dos Equis, or Pilsner Urquell
who /worried/ here?
>>63826048
right here lad
>>63826024
Whiskey
If Australia gets no more runs and gets all out, will NZ enforce the follow on?
>>63826047
u wot
>>63826042
I've become accustomed to it from years of being a poor uni student.
I'm drinking Sapporo right now, it's bit too bad either
>>63826050
>strayan genetics
>>63826033
>>63826034
>>63826037
>nip piss
>IPA
>IPA WITH AN XTREME X!!!!
pls
I'd hate to be Chris Rogers sitting at home right now
>>63826024
Yebisu
>>63826060
Grandstand m8
>>63826056
Rise above Kingfisher, my friend. The world of beer holds many wonders
SETH AFRIKA BTFO
>>63826060
He's not at home he's in the commentary box m8
Thinking of getting this as my next car but worried it might be a bit meme-y in a few years time
>>63826060
I would too after Worst Marsh was bragging about how Rogers fixed his technique.
When he gets out for the inevitable duck, Roger's chances of a coaching career will be over
JUST
Bunch of alchos
>>63826050
fucking kek, thanks lad
>>63825728
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
Reminder Voges is still one of the best middle order batsmen in the ENTIRE world
>Boourns
>>63826050
he had his money on nz getting 200
shieeeet
shit
SHITNER
W O R K
O
R
K
>WARNERSHIT
WARNER DOWN
It begins.
Saw that one coming
>smith will now be facing swing
>KUCKNER
POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
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>>63826008
you jinxed it cunt
Who is this seamin' demon?
>>63826024
Reschs on tap
:)
Like I said, Australia all out <150
>LE FUG LE BOLD XDXDXDXD
BLOWN.
THE.
FUCK.
>>>/out/
>>63825783
Freddy got fingered
kek
KEK
KEK
E
K
K E K
Is Smith good against swing?
>mfw poopeelia all out for <50
>>63826108
terrible
>>63826098
very punny cunt
>>63826108
Lol no
who /gay master race/ here
COLLAPSE
>>63826108
>stove shit
>good
>ever
>>63825783
no kek comments? where am i
>>63826114
go away and never come back
>>63826114
Reminder you can't don a trip without seeking MY permission beforehand
Reminder that I was against Warners inclusion to the test team but you summer of cricket casuals begged for his selection
>Warner gets himself out because he can't trust Candice when the sun goes down
Pathetic
>>63826125
>Warner is the top scorer of this series
You fucking casual reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>63826126
exhaled thru my nose
>>63826130
it's a meme lad
the pink ball should replace the white ball desu
>>63826130
Gotta be able to perform when it counts, m8
>>63826114
fuck off fag, though I guess cricket is the most friendly sport to homosexuals
>>63826126
ahh
that's why he was running off the field
>>63826131
I do that sometimes too
>>63826130
>On Roads
He's been exposed
>ash stopping people from going to bali
Bogans on pooicide watch
>Falzon has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] Falzon is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[11]
>Falzon is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[8] On July 15, 2015 the couple announced they are expecting their second child, another daughter.[9]
mods pls delete this thread it offends me thx
>>63826151
yes Mr BSA I'll call chinese moot right away, please sit down and enjoy our sport
>Summer of cricket casuals
>LE USE YOUR REVIEWS FOR MARGINAL CALLS XDXD
MEMEREVIEW
McMeme has got to be the shittest reviewer I've ever seen.
>memecullum meme review
HAHAHA
McKuckem does it again
Fuck me lads, I'd rail Jennifer Anniston so hard
>>63826158
based latham gonna take the day one crown
>>63826170
Forgot about him. Second worst.
>>/his/
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA DO YOU THINK WE COULD FLY THIS AROUND A BIT LONGER JUST LIKE AN HOUR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63826173
Who wouldn't?
>no thread counter
>Sperg lord posts gay shit
And so it goes
>>63826175
KRIKEY
>>63826182
>being a thread counter autist
KYS
>>63826179
I wouldn't.
>>63826182
Preferred the gore desu
>>63826182
This is a bully-free zone.
>>63826182
>can't differentiate between schizo thread counter and josh reynolds
freshcunt fresh off the boat from facebook and reddit detected
>>63826182
supreme freshcunt identified
I told you guys, Shaun Marsh WILL score a century
>>63826186
if it wasn't haram, would you?
>>63826177
/his/ is the history and humanities board you moron.
>>63826186
She worse than your average goat isn't she Ahmed.
>>63826178
As someone who recently took 3 x 7hr flights to go to Europe, in economy, the last thing I could care about is this bitch getting a shower on her already first class flight.
tfw no boipussy / shemale bf/gf
>>63826201
>being a poorcunt
>>63826181
I'd fugg that too, tbf
>>63826186
>weeaboo not wanting to bang hot chick
Why am I not surprised?
>burns batting better than warner and stove
>You now remember Trent Bridge
>>63826201
I like the technological advancement and concept but paying 1000 dollars more or however much it is for a bed and a shower is just a waste of money
Is he elite or just a homebabby pitchbabby?
when will the first test match be played with taped tennis balls?
someone repost this pls.
>>63826197
No.
>>63826216
Most people that fly first class aren't paying for it themselves, they usually claim it off the company
>>63826217
He has gotten better. We'll know this Jan when we play against you in aus.
>>63826217
Imagine Shah on those pitches.
>>63826178
>People with pay $10,000 to avoid mild discomfort for half a day
Fuck why can't I be rich ;_;
>>63826218
stop
>>63826221
i meant this
hi where are the griged
>>63826233
Why are poo in looers such pervs?
>>63826233
have a look in the archive, ahmed
>>63826233
Hahahahaha
You're fucking thirsty for it Raj
Hahahahahahaha
>>63826232
Execute all Australians.
RIP SETH AFRIKA
>>63826233
Patel's thirsty for white girl
Welp. wrapped my shit up for the year lads. Time for two months of poor man drinking
NO RUN, NOT NOW
>>63826244
Sorry, the Taliban doesn't operate in our country.
>>63826248
>Uni done
>Quit job so I can have some time off before getting into interships
>Nothing to do for the next few months
Fucking based
So fancy restaurants let you use their toilets without ordering any food? Got a big poo in the oven
WalkBro, you here mate?
Connie, you here mate?
>>63826251
>>63826248
Yeah Jobs and uni... am I rite guys haha
>>63826247
>white
>>63826238
Here in Wellington there used to be a club that was notorious for being the seediest in the city centre. It also just so happened to be a favourite place for seey Indian guys who travel in packs
>mfw this thread
>tfw I have never gone to a cricket match
how is it lads?
>>63826264
>seey
*seedy
based doge DESU
>>63826266
How was the boat trip from syria m8?
>>63826264
>control ur boipussy after watching my double penetration
wtf am i reading
>>63826266
Fun, only if you go with mates and get on the piss early & hurl abuse at the other nation and their fans
>you will never be raped by a BIC
would you wear this lads
A PINK FUCKING BALL HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FUCKING PINK AND IT'S FUCKING NIGHT TIME
>>63826266
Brilliant, more about beach balls, chanting and harassing security guards than it is cricket
>>63826275
A bic lighter?
>>63826276
unironically had one of these before Memetano ruined it
>>63826276
You should show it to Memethony Memetano's FB page. Get another angle for targeting the BSAs
>>63826276
No.
wtf is this shit cunt bowling for
my test cricket claim to fame is having Cairns flipping me the bird after yelling "nice perm Cairns ya homo" at Eden Park
>who's fingered now you cunt
>>63826284
>>63826286
based
i hate that cunt so much
Justin langer
Why isn't Wagner playing for NZ? Didn't he get a fiverfor in the practice match?
Can somebody redpill me on Adelaide? It seems like it's one of those places that they don't ever talk about in NZ. Kiwis really only visit Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane
You now remember this bad mothafucka.
>>63826290
mccullum is worried that Australia are feeling too pressured by the early wicket of warner and wants to give them a chance to score some runs
>>63826296
I just don't know
>>63826297
And Perth. Plenty of us over there.
>>63826274
>with your mates
normie
>>63826292
my claim to cricket fame is getting a glare from cosgrove after calling him a fatty fatty boomba
>>63826306
>us
Which boat did you float over on?
>>63826297
Blacks aren't allowed entry to South Australia
>>63826293
TRAP
-
INFLUENCED
BEATS
>>63826308
Jealous :^)
>>63826297
It's like Perth was 20 years ago
Read: shit
If you're a tourist, you want to visit Sydney or Melbourne
If you're an expat, you want to live in Perth or Sydney
wherd u put al them strawbrusts eef u dint put them in ye mof
Why don't we just make cricket 24 hours, 5 days?
22 players in a team who rotate out for sleeps?
>>63826297
>Can somebody redpill me on Adelaide?
It's never had a boom time, never
So it's never had a rush of new blood, it's just shit
my claim to cricket fame is scoring 200 as a night watchman
>>63826297
it's the most cultured place in australia.
the northern suburbs are super bogan and shit but the eastern suburbs are god tier. Nobody really talks or knows about Adelaide because it simply isn't that big and there aren't a million things to do.
>>63826292
>>63826309
I wore Brett Lees green cap at the ashes at the Gabba
>>63826292
My claim to fame is Phil Tufnell came to my old cricket club when he was doing that charity walk a few years back.
>>63826318
spek hindi boss, i do not understanding
>>63826324
>it's the most cultured place in australia.
cultured like mould lad
>>63826297
they have nice cricket grounds with solid crowds
>>63826271
>How was the boat trip from syria m8?
Apologies mate but I live like 1600 km from the nearest stadium
>>63826323
jason gillespie comes to mind
>bracewide
>>63826320
But would you still need 20 wickets to win or 42?
I met a girl at the local mental ward that went to Steve Waughs family house and had coffee with mother Waugh
My claims to cricket fame are:
>having Gilly play cricket in my backyard for an RAC ad;
>living down the road from Justin Langer;
>fucking Brad Hogg's daughter; and
>kucking Ashton Agar
>>63826342
Maybe 21 players then. 20 wickets per innings.
>>63826344
was Shane Waughne there?
Is Steve Waugh related to the Second World Waugh
>>63826352
No, but Mark Warner was
>>63826344
Must be why she was in a mental ward.
>>63826347
>(you)
>>63826347
>Wife's sons
Is Dean Waughner related to Dave Waughner?
>>63826348
>fucking Brad Hogg's daughter
I fingered her in a warehouse once
>>63826348
did you get a medal?
>>63826353
Steve Waugh caused a 3rd World War after beating India in a test series
>>63826347
>my wife
>her sons
Bring back the quicks
>>63826347
I love this meme 3bh
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63826344
are there cute girls in mental wards?
I should check myself in some time. maybe get some treatment at the same time. cock treatment
will Channel 9 bogans ever recover from this?
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670175563768705024
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670179105090867201
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670179798191214594
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670184093791817728
>11:15
>still fucking hot
fuck this SUMMER IS LE FUN xD meme
Will Bitchwide Starcshit return from his injury?
>>63826359
>>63826360
>>63826366
>>63826369
>Jealous of a person getting pussy
pathetic
>>63826360
>>63826366
freshcunts fresh off the boat from Facebook and Reddit exposing themselves
>>63826372
they LITERALLY kick you out if you try to enter a relationship with someone else
>>63826348
found the pathological liar
>burns
burn
>burns
>Boourns
>Boourns
When will this meme end
Just bring in Bancroft
POOOOO URNS
>>63826373
>LE FUGG LE JANNEL 9 XDXD
>>63826363
she's a proper slag
>>63826379
all true tbqhr
>poorns
>>63826348
I bet only the first one is even remotely true
I think this is the first time I ever saw cricket in HD only just now remembered to change the fucking channel over.
I love this thread, its so banterous
I fucking love BANTER
I fucking love it
I was gonna go to Australia this winter and banter with every person I see
>>63826372
On the rare occasion, yes. Most females there are middle aged and not attractive. I'm always in the locked down mental wards though. Apparently theres hot girls in the self admitted wards
>>63826394
I hope they smash your face in.
>>63826394
eat poo you fat fuck
>kjawaja gone
>Johnshit gone
>starc injured
>guinea pigs playing at night
Were fucked oh wow another wicket
>>63826395
yeah you get all the anorexic chicks
>>63826394
Thank you BSA
>200 word essay due next Friday
>Haven't started
What the FUCK am I supposed to do?
Ready to talk about a meme XI of the tour lads?
Here's what I got:
Kekner
Boourns
KANE
Smoth
MemeKekum
>Nevill or Watling idk
Bitchwide
Storc
Henree
Boult
Implyon
>voges in at 4
>mfw
Just done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
IT'S OGRE LADS
>>63826394
We're not known for being friendly to tourists
>>63826408
What is this team? Because it doesn't make sense.
>leave the pee poolanders to me
>>63826297
It's mad comfy, but pretty dull if you're a young'un who needs constant stimulus to not go insane. We have a massive party season over Feb/March, but the rest of the time it's quiet as fuck except of the occasional pile of bodies that turns up.
City of Churches, Murder Capital, some of the best food and wine going about, extremely lax laws on DUDE WEED, lots of old money, highest unemployment rate in the country, fairly proud of not being founded by convicts, even have an accent that's a bit toff and British compared to the eastern coast. Going back 10 years we had a massive chip on our shoulders about competing with the eastern cities, nobody really gives a shit anymore.
>>63826426
>LE FUGGG BEE BOOLANDERS XD :DD XXD
>47,441
good on ya Adelaide
>>63826394
>australian banter
Just call your mates 'cunts' and call the cunts 'mates'
>>63826433
Ironic shitposting, is still shitposting
but youre into that shit anyways so who cares
>tfw day/night test cricket is good
>>63826394
see
>>63826416
gl with that you'll prob get stabbed or glassd
>>63826445
Daniel btfo
>>63826447
dignity and class
Any of you lads staying up to watch the Wildcats vs Breakers?
seeing test cricket at night is so surreal lads
>>63826429
Reminder the eastern states and tasmania are the only states formed by convict scum
Reminder Tasmania is populated by the inbred offspring of the hardened criminals
>>63826442
Did you know that if you put your ear to the outer facing side of a human knee you can hear the person say "what the fuck are you doing?"
>>63826458
>watching seppo "sports"
why arent half-half pitches a thing, one end can be a road the other a greentop
Oh my god, i gotta poop
someone fucking help me
anyone else remember being able to play day night tests in this?
>>63826468
find the nearest fancy restaurant and go for it lad
>>63826461
Yes
Yes!
YES
INDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63826458
Does anyone actually care about that pathetic league?
>>63826452
daniel will literally never recover from this
After Hales failed miserably, he will probably just pooicide
>this obsession with Lyon batting
He's fucking trash at blocking, they'd choose Hazelwood or Siddle you fucking retard
Fire Ian Healy
That jimmy neesham guy is so salty. He has been truly btfo by channel 9 commentary team, from now on i'm going to call him jimmy rustled
so the night session is basically "how many balls can you block"
>big fan of McCullum's captaincy
Warne is fucking deluded
wtf is shatner still fucking bowling
Santander is unironically a better spinner than Craig
>>63826477
Getting REALLLY SICK and TIRED of faggot poopeelians bullying daniel.
Stop fucking talking about him. I know you want to fit in with the kiwi discussions but fact of the matter is WE DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU, NONE OF YOU
You aren't funny
You aren't smart
You're all ugly as fuck
Fuck OFF
rate my misus lads
>>63826483
>LE FUGG LE KNIGHT SESHION XDDDD
Hussey is unironically one of the best Channel 9 commentators now
Let that sink in lads
>>63826495
I'm a better spinner than Craig
Have 20 million currycoons decided it's time to watch the cricket? My stream has gone to fucking shit.
so there is a british shelia commentating on grandstand now
>>63826501
They call him Mr. Cricket for a reason.
>>63826506
I think the other test finished
>>63826506
I think their test just finished up
>>63826509
listening to her earlier, she's alright but dominates a bit too much
>>63826497
4/10
(5 is average)
>>63826510
Thanks for the insight pajeet. You can always rely on based indians to drop elite truth bombs.
>that awful fucking joke
Just neck yourself. Hussey didn't even bother to give you sympathy laughter
Is Mr. Cricket related to Mr. Hussey?
>>63826497
>tfw no cowboys fan gf
>>63826526
What was the joke?
new bread where
>>63826535
>ahahahah you could call voges a nightwatchman because this is a HISTORIC day night test with a PINK BALL and Voges came in ahead of Marsh at night ahahahahahahahahahaha
should i spend $100 on face creams from the body shop for my job interview?
I'll be going to the cricket tomorrow lads so unfortunately I can't shit post with you all
should we send in the day watchmen now lads
>>63826543
yeah sounds good lad
>>63826543
Nah its overpriced, Milk by Michael Klim is real good, can get it at woolies and most chemists
>>63826543
No you should spend $50 on a point of ice, smoke it before your interview and you'll be golden
>going to a test match for a whole day
what the FUCK? do you just sit on one of those shitty plastic chairs for like 10 hours. that sounds like fucking hell
>>63826545
take a cheeky poo in the stadium m9
>>63826543
why do you care about your skin for a job interview?
>>63826545
If you don't drop at least a couple of shitposts and/or pics from the oval you're a complete homo.
>>63826561
law firm
>>63826543
How about PayPal me the $100 and just kys
>>63826563
My main phone is banned but I might bring my shitty $40 windows phone just for you lad
is the shat supposed to be the new glasses man?
>>63826554
how do you smoke ice, doesn't it just turn into water?
and $50 for ice, what are you smoking? meth?
>>63826592
ahh the ol reddit switcharoo
>tfw start work at 7am tomorrow
Fuck lads
reminder that you are furious
>>63826598
>wage slave
top kek m98
>dizzy with a cheeky tweet about 200
>>63826549
We need based dizzy
>>63826617
like every time this cunt posts a whinging tweet?
>>63826592
>2015/2016
Does this shirking truant have to give the polo back now he's decided he's a poof?
>>63826603
>LE FUGG LE WORGING XDXD
That Myers ad is a bit homophobic lads
Lads I fucked up, I cooked a spag bog for the first time ever but it turns out you're suppose to cook the pasta in water, not the sauce itsellf, FUCK
What is /heem/ about lads?
reminder that if you bood goodsey you are a fucking racist cunt
Reminder that the Based Bash Fantasy League is open right now and you can register for the fun at http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/
What's the deal with the commentary, does Brett lee get dropped for Warne?
>>63826628
what's wrong with that picture
looks comfy as fuck
>>63826630
Hahaha you done fucked up
I installed gyprock at Voges' house a few years back. Really nice bloke
>>63826630
absolute madman
>>63826635
literally who
>>63826630
Crunchy pasta is best pasta
>>63826630
still edible, live and learn
>>63826643
>>63826650
>>63826655
>>63826657
SEETHING freshcunts fresh off the boat from Facebook and Reddit detected
>>63826630
just add some more liquid to it and you'll be fine. I do one pot pasta all the time.
dusk till dawn test when?
>>63826630
Add some stock or water and stir it, the water will boil down eventually and you can kind of save it
Nicholas>Hussey>Chappelli>Warne without his bogan mates>Ponting>Taylor>everyone else>Ian Healy
>something special
heading back to dota 2 general on /vg/ before the tranny porn spam starts
Want to make a cheeky grilled cheese but dishwasher is broken, what do lads?
>>63826664
why don't they just play one big never ending test?
>>63826668
Ian Smith>Hussey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
>>63826671
>dota 2 general
FUCKING NERD
Which board tonight lads?
signing out, see you all tomorrow m8s
>Get invited to someones home
>They have a designated shit release room
>I can tell they've been locking themselves in there for years just to shamelessly release vile excrement and yellow, chunky, disgusting piss
>Both parents and children take turns at defecating in there
I want to puke at this absolute degeneracy. Some people deserve to get shot in the back of the head.
mmm fuck Kate collins is such a semen demon
>>63826678
Fallout 4 fucking sucks
>>63826679
Joke's on you(rhymes with poo)
I use a jug
>>63826671
>not /csgog/
strayan team playing atm
Timothy Dalton is the best Bond tbqh lads
/smtg/ is the only good general
You CANNOT prove me wrong
>>63826694
>ANY general
>good
Kys
>>63826694
>>63826705
>what is /bet/
>>63826693
Moore>Connery>Brosnan>Craig>Lazenby>Dalton
My opinion on the matter differs greatly from yours. I hate the hard-boiled gentleman spy shit, the whole genre should be a joke.
>>63826297
I've heard it's pretty much just Auckland.
>>63826631
pooFC
Just heard some loud bangs outside my door, should I be worried?
