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20 - 3 Panthers
>Elite Linebackers edition
2nd Q HT soon.
What does pussy taste like?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TONY "THE CÛCK" ROMO
L E L
E
L
>dallASS cowgirls
>tony HOMO
>btfo
>>63812512
Like bags of sand.
>>63812512
like lemon ice cream
>>63812512
bags of sand
>>63812512
Cam Newton's dick m8
>3 INT
>>63812512
bbq chips
Just remember that no matter what happens, we still live in Texas and you live in fucking podunkville
/sp/ rate my pun.
wait for it:
>tony romo
>poop team
>poop interceptions
>poop throws
>poop footwork
>poop arm
>poop qb
pick 6
>>63812512
fucking delicious
>Homo
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
thanks for letting me work on your computer anon :3
Just run with Tolbert you mongs.
>>63812512
just lick your fingers after the next time you're with your gf idiot
I'm getting seriously sick of watching Carolina play shitty ass teams that have been imploding all year and act like they're somehow good.
Try playing a good team for once faggots.
>>63812537
Bench Romo already
Romo is shit
>>63812512
Like watermelon, fried chicken, and cum in my experience.
>>63812512
Salty bags of coins
>>63812536
Fucking kek
>>63812551
>that cable management
reported
>the boys of Cow
Hindus blown the FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!
>>63812545
>B-b-but Romo will beat Carolina
Vegas is laughing to the bank at your asses
>>63812553
this wtf
>>63812512
Your dad's cock
>Luke and Carolina defense scoring
>Gonna make it look like Cam was the reason they won again
My mom said "i thought tony romo was a pizza" then i said "might as well be"
>>63812545
The ironing
>>63812545
How is that better LOL
>>63812577
Rolando McComplain
>The shantytown of Vegas
>>63812546
bretty gud mark
ROMO CONFIRMED BEST PANTHERS QB
CAM A SHIT
Which one?
>>63812551
Don't fucking touch it you cunt
>>63812512
Bags of sand
>>63812585
>no state income tax
>no niggers
Already a lot better.
>panthers not punching that shit in for a TD
this shit is a problem
>>63812580
>Romo The Retard handing touchdowns to the Carolina defense all day with stupid passes
>Carolina offense only able to get field goals at best against a shit Dallas defense
>Gonna make it look like Cam was the reason they won again
ftfy
>Throwing at the goal line three times when you have Tolbert
I don't understand
>>63812610
which one has a dick?
>>63812602
This
>>63812595
Why? Vegas has literally gotten away with robbery on this game. Everyone that bet on Dallas has lost money and Carolina will net you nothing
WORST PLACES IN AMERICA POWER RANKINGS
1. OHIO
2. FLORIDA
3. MIDWEST
4. THE SOUTH
5. DELAWARE
9000000000001. JEW YORK
90000000000001. CALI
>>63812545
>living in texshit
lmaoooo
>>63812512
Dicks
>Cousin Salty
>>63812616
>no niggers
You literally fucking what
>>63812580
>i-t's all because of h-his l-leadership
>>63812605
Who is Tony Homo err... Romo?
>>63812610
Jessica isn't even part of the group anymore
>>63812551
>see kickoff
>get called to eat based ass Thanksgiving dinner
>stuff muh face
>come back and see Panthers D has put up 27 pts
>Tony homo
>3
I am euphoric /sp/
>>63812512
Salty milk and coins
I'm scared to even look at my fantasy team, romo has killed us
>tony romo: 14
>cowboys: 3
>your face
>when
>tony romo singlehandedly beat the dallas cowboys
>thanksgiving
>mediocre games
>wake up, watch some foozball
>so far all the games have been terrible blowouts
NFL in charge of shit schedule
>3 INTs
>2 Pick 6s
>unironically thinking Romo isn't shit
>>63812630
>old zealand
>>63812623
pocket was stacked
should they add TIME BOOSTERS to the game of football?
Just listen to this.
If there is a flag, you can either choose to accept the gain in yardage or for you to get a TIME BOOSTER which adds 15 seconds of time to the clock.
Thoughts?
>>63812630
>1. OHIO
Accurate list
>>63812635
B-b-but his name is stupid
>>63812610
Tiffany
>Pats
>letting Carolina reach 11-0 first
Pats a shit
>>63812632
>living in the people's Communist Republic of Mexifornia
How are your Mexicans doing?
I'm glad Texas doesn't have that many Mexicans (only 10,000 Mexican citizens in Texas as a whole)
>>63812629
>Why?
Are you watching the game dumbass?
>>63812630
>3
>midwest
good stay out
>>63812630
You have to live here in order to make any judgments.
>2 timeouts
>2 yard line
>Best running QB in the league
>throw it three times in a row
Ffs
>>63812630
>midwest not #1
shit list tbphwyetyafa (to be perfectly honest with you even thought you are a fucking austrailian)
>Mom
>2 Broke Girls
What the fuck is this garbage
>Tony Romo has thrown 3 interceptions for 85 yards
>Tony Romo has thrown 8 completions for 82 yards
>Tony Romo has a better passer rating passing to the Panthers than to the Cowboys
>>63812660
sounds like a good idea but NFL is ruining football instead of improving it
>>63812660
interesting idea, but Time Boosters is a stupid name
>>63812512
not much, but it smells awesome
>>63812630
>90000000000001. CALI
spoken like a true cancer ridden dustbowl shithole
>>63812656
Fucking saved.
who /uptown 704/ here? any other panthers fans are welcome to come out drinking with us later
>>63812551
>no antistatic wristband
Dropped
>>63812665
>Pats a shit
Well yeah
>mfw this cowboys homer is still insisting this is a trap game for the Panthers
Tip top uppermost lol Tbh senpai
>>63812660
i think instead of adding time to the clock TIME BOOSTERS should make everything happen in slow motion for the next play like super slow mo in an instant replay but in real life
>So anon, do you have girlfriend yet?
Tony homo ints by end of game, over/under 5
>>63812512
Depends on the bitch's hygiene. Unwashed pussy is awful
>Those Sonic commercials
JUST STOP
>>63812629
What? Dallas was the favorites
Are we just going to ignore the fact that guy said his mom thought tony romo was a pizza? Hahaha
>>63812680
What accent does Garret have? Texas?
>>63812630
>1. OHIO
>2. FLORIDA
f a m, I'm a big fan of your work, and this is accurate (Speaking as a florida anon), but the Midwest is absolutely based. Its only flaw is no beaches. But there are plenty of lakes, and based mountains for snow sports.
>>63812669
>The shantytown of Vegas
This response is as stupid as your first comment. Vegas is stealing money at this point.
Is 2012 the GOAT Linebacker Draft Class?
>Luke Kuechly
>Dont'a Hightower
>Bobby Wagner
>Lavonte David
>>63812701
yup
pic related
>>63812610
seohyun
>Potatoniggers
>>63812512
The last guy's semen
You're at a wrestling show and he points you out and tells you to SUCK IT
What do you do?
>>63812684
Agreed, they should be called State Farm Time Boosters brought to you by NIKE instead
remember, Texas doesn't count as the south. We're different and better than that, especially in the civilized cities (not you san antonio, you're terrible)
>h-h-he's gonna save the season
>>63812701
That food looks terrible do white people actually eat this shit?
>>63812693
Those are just a mem
>>63812701
yes and i love spending time with her and taking care of her kids
>>63812701
Lol this isn't the middle ages anymore, Grandad
>>63812667
working out on the lawn like they should be
>not knowing how to use your mexicans
>2015 (almost 2016)
sounds like californians are resourceful and powerful, while texans mow their own lawns
>>63812701
>you wouldn't know her she goes to a different country
>>63812714
>Midwest
>"mountains"
pick 1
>>63812708
And the line closed even
>>63812701
Yeah Dad. She even has a feminine penis!
>>63812701
She's at the table with us, ya old dipshit. Mom, get Grampa outta here. His Alzheimer's is acting up.
>>63812728
Sorry Dallas and Philly have used all of tonight's suck
>>63812701
Broke up with my girlfriend and finalized my divorce this week. Feels amazing t b h.
i heard a rumor taylor swift was doing the superbowl halftime show
>>63812651
Surprisingly on point
How to fix handegg:
>no video replay
>no offsides
>the field goal posts are on the ground and have an upper limit at about 3 meters
>player's BMI must be below 32 (coaches too)
>Quarters start at the same point the game was left before the break
>50% of your roster must be women
>>63812718
and whitney mercilus, right? haha :(
>>63812735
=0
you are not allowed in my explosives bay
>>63812512
Salty milk and pennies
>>63812656
we also would have accepted, "Tips Wetdora."
>>63812743
I grew up in Colorado. We always considered ourselves midwest.
But I guess that's not true now. Carry on.
>>63812691
south charlotte here I would join you but im too shitfaced to drive come to my house fag I have beer and weed
>>63812729
>>63812729
>State Farm Time Boosters brought to you by NIKE
much better
>>63812746
holy shit she's hot
>>63812512
what does pussy on a period taste like?
>>63812701
Anyone have the webm of the guy smearing potatos on a tv with k on on it?
>>63812701
Yeah, she's just picking up some stuff at her ex's at the moment, I'll reckon she'll be here soon
He's coming home lads
>>63812754
Thats why cam is try harding this season
>>63812770
>she
Lol faget
>>63812770
>she
>>63812770
>she
>>63812758
>no video replay
whats wrong with replay?
Is stewart hurt? why didn't they use him on that last drive
>>63812770
>holy
>Panthers fan since I was a wee lad
>never actually come to /sp/ because I hear it's a shitposting hive
>decide that today might be a good day to check it out
You're alright, /sp/
>>63812754
Please be true.
Who /praying for wardrobe malfunction/ here?
>>63812783
>>63812785
who cares? He/she is hot as fuck and out of your leagues
>>63812770
>shit
Will people stop sucking romos dick now? Can we finally stop pretending hes elite or even above average?
>>63812779
Are the cowshits destined to become the next browns starting with making terrible qbs their starters?
>>63812793
>shit
>>63812758
>BMI
>BMI being an accurate measure of health
>women
>No offsides
It's like you're the substitute gym teacher nobody likes
>>63812779
That would actually be pretty cool. At least i know they won't kick him to the curb for having a party on his bye week
>>63812701
If I got one, will you stop feeding me through this white wire fence?
is scam newton the new rustle wilshit?
>le mediocre darkie QB carried to the owl by an elite defense
>>63812791
>Taking Switzerland seriously
>>63812701
>brussel sprouts and dried up leaves on the table
>bland colorless food
>broccoli on thanksgiving
>drinking water and not wine
>no stuffing
>nobody is eating grandmas delicious cranberry sauce
>no yams
literally nobody does thanksgiving this way
>>63812605
i wonder what percent of the blogposts here are actually true
>>63812804
Cowboys fans are the single most delusional fanbase in the NFL, so no.
>>63812512
What does it feel like to kiss a girl you love?
Can't wait for tomorrow when my wife goes out shopping on black Friday while I get to sleep in.
>>63812798
Fuck off gay lord. Go fuck a moose and drink some maple syrup, and enjoy free Healthcare.
>>63812798
Boipussi can totally be out of my league, ya huge faggot. More smear dick for you I guess.
>>63812796
A Panthers vs. Patriots Super Bowl without a wardrobe malfunction would be terrible.
>>63812792
Welcome to >Shula play calling
>>63812806
manziel would be happy in Dallas and he has a lot of offensive weapons around him
>>63812770
>she
pic related is a real woman
>>63812796
>cam wins the superbowl
>proposes to Tay Tay after the game
>fucks her on logo
how mad would whitey be?
>>63812791
>HATING ON BASED IVY RULES
I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS THAT THINKS 10 NATTYS MAKES YOU A BLOOBLOOD TOO HUH?
>the juxtaposition of watching both Philly defence and watching Carolina defence within 3 hours
>>63812610
best girl
>>63812758
>50% of your roster must be women
They would be figuratively killed
Hunger is curable guys
>>63812630
>Florida not #1
Fuck this place.
At this point I just want a few touchdowns so we aren't BTFO as bad as Philly was... and at least it's the best team in the NFL doing it to us and not Detroit.
>Newton doing jack shit
>Panthers leading by 20
>this somehow means he is MVP
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63812841
Who is Brian Hoyer
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
>luke bryant
Not someone I'd listen to but he'll be better than that ape we were subjected to on the loins game.
this is pretty gay friends
>>63812714
>mountains in the midwest
do they teach geography in florida?
fuck. country. bring back the nigger
>>63812814
>implying Rustle "your Jimmie's" Wilson wasn't following the original shit qb to ride a defense to the superb owl Trent Dilfer
WTF NO TAY TAY???????????????????
>this halftime show
ayy
>>63812847
Thank you Mr Skeltal
>white "people" consider this music
cringe
>>63812804
Absolutely not. Tomorrow you will hear jerry being a romo apologist.
Literally who
>>63812851
You can cure your feelings of hunger by eating food, dipshit.
>>63812839
>proposes
>implying she wouldnt take his bbc and all of the black linemen and backs at once
lmfao what the fuck is this shit
>>63812858
He's a scrub
>tfw no matter how bad your team sucks, the Cowboys are still worse.
I'm thankful for it. What are you thankful for /sp/?
>Luke Brian
>literally who?
>>63812804
>has one bad half after a short week coming back from injury
>let's just ignore the 100 elite games he's had
White rapper is terrible.
Ok so which was worse... This cownigger shit or J-cole- i mean Big Sean?
Tha fuck is this shit
guys you should have seen how quick I muted the TV just now
>>63812770
Heh, Sverige igen. ;)
What the fuck is this hick shit
>COUNTRY
What the hell is happening?
What the fuck is this shit?
C O U N T R Y
B U M P K I N
/r/cringe
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AMERICA
THIS IS THE WORST MUSIC I'VE EVER HEARD
>mfw
>country rap
>>63812796
>Dat pose
I wasn't ready.
Oh so country music is boy band shit?
DO WHITE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS?
goddamn this right here is the ultimate demonstration of privilege
All the girls expected bieber
wtf is this cracka shit
>Happy Thanksgiving, Anon! Sit down and join us, don't be shy :)
>tfw you'll never be a country chad
MURDER ME
?????????
>>63812841
who is Tim Tebow
it's texas what did you expect
>>63812833
>>63812834
Kek, how much more could Americaitlyns project? Insecure af
I'd fuck her gladly you little bitches
>cuntry
Why
Wtf is this gay shit? Can Dallas get anymore shit?
wtf is this
even big sean was better
>>63812884
TayTays panties get moist to Luke
>>63812901
literally this
I didn't know they had halftimes like this for thanksgiving
>americans literally celebrating eating big days
>country "music"
literally worst genre of music
i'd rather listen to a dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
I can't believe we actually let them score 3 whole points on us
feels bad desu
>>63812632
California is so shitty even god doesn't like it.
>will eventually get broken off the continent because muh EQs
>severe drought help me luke
>literally the rest of the US gets drowned in dat pussy wet water
>finally california gets water but is too retarded it causes mudslides
I can't wait for California to fuck off and die
>>63812862
Still muting anyways. Only faggots listen to country.
>rap
>country
How about some actual music, NFL?
>>63812901
welcome to country music. the poor white mans music
>>63812888
I'm lick your trips senpai
>>63812909
a lot of qts here to be honest
>>63812610
Quite obvious desu anon
> white people music
Yo wtf is this shit im dyin!
>American music
>this "music"
who /brocountry/ here?
>This is your kinda night, Dallas
>Currently getting BTFO
This guy
>>63812901
Blame Texas, not America. We don't condone this shit.
>"american" culture
>>63812884
>she will never stand on my balls
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hahahahahaha this is so gay. Fucking Texas.
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN IGGLES FAN
>Country
>That "crowd"
Why
>>63812888
Fuck licking it, I'm sucking the cum out of it.
what the fuck is this senpai
>MUH GIRL LEFT ME
>MUH DOG DIED
>MUH PICK-UP TRUCK
end this shit tbhfam
I don't like country music but this concert is 200000x better than the Detroit Big Sean niggerbabble concert earlier.
The New Day were right. This sucks.
this is fucking terrible what the fuck
I don't think it helps that no one in the crowd is into it at all
>>63812925
>i'd rather listen to a dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
that has potential to be a decent track and you know it
w-what is this?
This aint nearly as bad as detroits
>niggah
>NIGGAH
>detroit nigger kids
>niggah
>I listen to country music
