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20 - 3 Panthers
>Elite Linebackers edition
2nd Q HT soon.
What does pussy taste like?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TONY "THE CÛCK" ROMO
L E L
E
L
>dallASS cowgirls
>tony HOMO
>btfo
>>63812512
Like bags of sand.
>>63812512
like lemon ice cream
>>63812512
bags of sand
>>63812512
Cam Newton's dick m8
>3 INT
>>63812512
bbq chips
Just remember that no matter what happens, we still live in Texas and you live in fucking podunkville
/sp/ rate my pun.
wait for it:
>tony romo
>poop team
>poop interceptions
>poop throws
>poop footwork
>poop arm
>poop qb
pick 6
>>63812512
fucking delicious
>Homo
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
thanks for letting me work on your computer anon :3
Just run with Tolbert you mongs.
>>63812512
just lick your fingers after the next time you're with your gf idiot
I'm getting seriously sick of watching Carolina play shitty ass teams that have been imploding all year and act like they're somehow good.
Try playing a good team for once faggots.
>>63812537
Bench Romo already
Romo is shit
>>63812512
Like watermelon, fried chicken, and cum in my experience.
>>63812512
Salty bags of coins
>>63812536
Fucking kek
>>63812551
>that cable management
reported
>the boys of Cow
Hindus blown the FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!
>B-b-but Romo will beat Carolina
Vegas is laughing to the bank at your asses
>>63812553
this wtf
>>63812512
Your dad's cock
>Luke and Carolina defense scoring
>Gonna make it look like Cam was the reason they won again
My mom said "i thought tony romo was a pizza" then i said "might as well be"
>>63812545
The ironing
>>63812545
How is that better LOL
>>63812577
Rolando McComplain
>The shantytown of Vegas
>>63812546
bretty gud mark
ROMO CONFIRMED BEST PANTHERS QB
CAM A SHIT
Which one?
>>63812551
Don't fucking touch it you cunt
>>63812512
Bags of sand
>>63812585
>no state income tax
>no niggers
Already a lot better.
>panthers not punching that shit in for a TD
this shit is a problem
>>63812580
>Romo The Retard handing touchdowns to the Carolina defense all day with stupid passes
>Carolina offense only able to get field goals at best against a shit Dallas defense
>Gonna make it look like Cam was the reason they won again
ftfy
>Throwing at the goal line three times when you have Tolbert
I don't understand
>>63812610
which one has a dick?
>>63812595
Why? Vegas has literally gotten away with robbery on this game. Everyone that bet on Dallas has lost money and Carolina will net you nothing
WORST PLACES IN AMERICA POWER RANKINGS
1. OHIO
2. FLORIDA
3. MIDWEST
4. THE SOUTH
5. DELAWARE
9000000000001. JEW YORK
90000000000001. CALI
>>63812545
>living in texshit
lmaoooo
>>63812512
Dicks
>Cousin Salty
>>63812616
>no niggers
You literally fucking what
>>63812580
>i-t's all because of h-his l-leadership
>>63812605
Who is Tony Homo err... Romo?
>>63812610
Jessica isn't even part of the group anymore
>>63812551
>see kickoff
>get called to eat based ass Thanksgiving dinner
>stuff muh face
>come back and see Panthers D has put up 27 pts
>Tony homo
>3
I am euphoric /sp/
>>63812512
Salty milk and coins
I'm scared to even look at my fantasy team, romo has killed us
>tony romo: 14
>cowboys: 3
>your face
>when
>tony romo singlehandedly beat the dallas cowboys
>thanksgiving
>mediocre games
>wake up, watch some foozball
>so far all the games have been terrible blowouts
NFL in charge of shit schedule
>3 INTs
>2 Pick 6s
>unironically thinking Romo isn't shit
>>63812630
>old zealand
>>63812623
pocket was stacked
should they add TIME BOOSTERS to the game of football?
Just listen to this.
If there is a flag, you can either choose to accept the gain in yardage or for you to get a TIME BOOSTER which adds 15 seconds of time to the clock.
Thoughts?
>>63812630
>1. OHIO
Accurate list
>>63812635
B-b-but his name is stupid
>>63812610
Tiffany
>Pats
>letting Carolina reach 11-0 first
Pats a shit
>>63812632
>living in the people's Communist Republic of Mexifornia
How are your Mexicans doing?
I'm glad Texas doesn't have that many Mexicans (only 10,000 Mexican citizens in Texas as a whole)
>>63812629
>Why?
Are you watching the game dumbass?
>>63812630
>3
>midwest
good stay out
>>63812630
You have to live here in order to make any judgments.
>2 timeouts
>2 yard line
>Best running QB in the league
>throw it three times in a row
Ffs
>>63812630
>midwest not #1
shit list tbphwyetyafa (to be perfectly honest with you even thought you are a fucking austrailian)
>Mom
>2 Broke Girls
What the fuck is this garbage
>Tony Romo has thrown 3 interceptions for 85 yards
>Tony Romo has thrown 8 completions for 82 yards
>Tony Romo has a better passer rating passing to the Panthers than to the Cowboys
>>63812660
sounds like a good idea but NFL is ruining football instead of improving it
>>63812660
interesting idea, but Time Boosters is a stupid name
>>63812512
not much, but it smells awesome
>>63812630
>90000000000001. CALI
spoken like a true cancer ridden dustbowl shithole
>>63812656
Fucking saved.
who /uptown 704/ here? any other panthers fans are welcome to come out drinking with us later
>>63812551
>no antistatic wristband
Dropped
>>63812665
>Pats a shit
Well yeah
>mfw this cowboys homer is still insisting this is a trap game for the Panthers
Tip top uppermost lol Tbh senpai
>>63812660
i think instead of adding time to the clock TIME BOOSTERS should make everything happen in slow motion for the next play like super slow mo in an instant replay but in real life
>So anon, do you have girlfriend yet?
Tony homo ints by end of game, over/under 5
>>63812512
Depends on the bitch's hygiene. Unwashed pussy is awful
>Those Sonic commercials
JUST STOP
>>63812629
What? Dallas was the favorites
Are we just going to ignore the fact that guy said his mom thought tony romo was a pizza? Hahaha
>>63812680
What accent does Garret have? Texas?
>>63812630
>1. OHIO
>2. FLORIDA
f a m, I'm a big fan of your work, and this is accurate (Speaking as a florida anon), but the Midwest is absolutely based. Its only flaw is no beaches. But there are plenty of lakes, and based mountains for snow sports.
>>63812669
>The shantytown of Vegas
This response is as stupid as your first comment. Vegas is stealing money at this point.
Is 2012 the GOAT Linebacker Draft Class?
>Luke Kuechly
>Dont'a Hightower
>Bobby Wagner
>Lavonte David
>>63812701
yup
pic related
>>63812610
seohyun
>Potatoniggers
>>63812512
The last guy's semen
You're at a wrestling show and he points you out and tells you to SUCK IT
What do you do?
>>63812684
Agreed, they should be called State Farm Time Boosters brought to you by NIKE instead
remember, Texas doesn't count as the south. We're different and better than that, especially in the civilized cities (not you san antonio, you're terrible)
>h-h-he's gonna save the season
>>63812701
That food looks terrible do white people actually eat this shit?
>>63812693
Those are just a mem
>>63812701
yes and i love spending time with her and taking care of her kids
>>63812701
Lol this isn't the middle ages anymore, Grandad
>>63812667
working out on the lawn like they should be
>not knowing how to use your mexicans
>2015 (almost 2016)
sounds like californians are resourceful and powerful, while texans mow their own lawns
>>63812701
>you wouldn't know her she goes to a different country
>>63812714
>Midwest
>"mountains"
pick 1
>>63812708
And the line closed even
>>63812701
Yeah Dad. She even has a feminine penis!
>>63812701
She's at the table with us, ya old dipshit. Mom, get Grampa outta here. His Alzheimer's is acting up.
>>63812728
Sorry Dallas and Philly have used all of tonight's suck
>>63812701
Broke up with my girlfriend and finalized my divorce this week. Feels amazing t b h.
i heard a rumor taylor swift was doing the superbowl halftime show
>>63812651
Surprisingly on point
How to fix handegg:
>no video replay
>no offsides
>the field goal posts are on the ground and have an upper limit at about 3 meters
>player's BMI must be below 32 (coaches too)
>Quarters start at the same point the game was left before the break
>50% of your roster must be women
>>63812718
and whitney mercilus, right? haha :(
>>63812735
=0
you are not allowed in my explosives bay
>>63812512
Salty milk and pennies
>>63812656
we also would have accepted, "Tips Wetdora."
>>63812743
I grew up in Colorado. We always considered ourselves midwest.
But I guess that's not true now. Carry on.
>>63812691
south charlotte here I would join you but im too shitfaced to drive come to my house fag I have beer and weed
>>63812729
>>63812729
>State Farm Time Boosters brought to you by NIKE
much better
>>63812746
holy shit she's hot
>>63812512
what does pussy on a period taste like?
>>63812701
Anyone have the webm of the guy smearing potatos on a tv with k on on it?
>>63812701
Yeah, she's just picking up some stuff at her ex's at the moment, I'll reckon she'll be here soon
He's coming home lads
>>63812754
Thats why cam is try harding this season
>>63812770
>she
Lol faget
>>63812770
>she
>>63812758
>no video replay
whats wrong with replay?
Is stewart hurt? why didn't they use him on that last drive
>>63812770
>holy
>Panthers fan since I was a wee lad
>never actually come to /sp/ because I hear it's a shitposting hive
>decide that today might be a good day to check it out
You're alright, /sp/
>>63812754
Please be true.
Who /praying for wardrobe malfunction/ here?
>>63812783
>>63812785
who cares? He/she is hot as fuck and out of your leagues
>>63812770
>shit
Will people stop sucking romos dick now? Can we finally stop pretending hes elite or even above average?
>>63812779
Are the cowshits destined to become the next browns starting with making terrible qbs their starters?
>>63812793
>shit
>>63812758
>BMI
>BMI being an accurate measure of health
>women
>No offsides
It's like you're the substitute gym teacher nobody likes
>>63812779
That would actually be pretty cool. At least i know they won't kick him to the curb for having a party on his bye week
>>63812701
If I got one, will you stop feeding me through this white wire fence?
is scam newton the new rustle wilshit?
>le mediocre darkie QB carried to the owl by an elite defense
>>63812791
>Taking Switzerland seriously
>>63812701
>brussel sprouts and dried up leaves on the table
>bland colorless food
>broccoli on thanksgiving
>drinking water and not wine
>no stuffing
>nobody is eating grandmas delicious cranberry sauce
>no yams
literally nobody does thanksgiving this way
>>63812605
i wonder what percent of the blogposts here are actually true
>>63812804
Cowboys fans are the single most delusional fanbase in the NFL, so no.
>>63812512
What does it feel like to kiss a girl you love?
Can't wait for tomorrow when my wife goes out shopping on black Friday while I get to sleep in.
>>63812798
Fuck off gay lord. Go fuck a moose and drink some maple syrup, and enjoy free Healthcare.
>>63812798
Boipussi can totally be out of my league, ya huge faggot. More smear dick for you I guess.
>>63812796
A Panthers vs. Patriots Super Bowl without a wardrobe malfunction would be terrible.
>>63812792
Welcome to >Shula play calling
>>63812806
manziel would be happy in Dallas and he has a lot of offensive weapons around him
>>63812770
>she
pic related is a real woman
>>63812796
>cam wins the superbowl
>proposes to Tay Tay after the game
>fucks her on logo
how mad would whitey be?
>>63812791
>HATING ON BASED IVY RULES
I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS THAT THINKS 10 NATTYS MAKES YOU A BLOOBLOOD TOO HUH?
>the juxtaposition of watching both Philly defence and watching Carolina defence within 3 hours
>>63812610
best girl
>>63812758
>50% of your roster must be women
They would be figuratively killed
Hunger is curable guys
>>63812630
>Florida not #1
Fuck this place.
At this point I just want a few touchdowns so we aren't BTFO as bad as Philly was... and at least it's the best team in the NFL doing it to us and not Detroit.
>Newton doing jack shit
>Panthers leading by 20
>this somehow means he is MVP
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63812841
Who is Brian Hoyer
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
>luke bryant
Not someone I'd listen to but he'll be better than that ape we were subjected to on the loins game.
this is pretty gay friends
>>63812714
>mountains in the midwest
do they teach geography in florida?
fuck. country. bring back the nigger
>>63812814
>implying Rustle "your Jimmie's" Wilson wasn't following the original shit qb to ride a defense to the superb owl Trent Dilfer
WTF NO TAY TAY???????????????????
>this halftime show
ayy
>>63812847
Thank you Mr Skeltal
>white "people" consider this music
cringe
>>63812804
Absolutely not. Tomorrow you will hear jerry being a romo apologist.
Literally who
>>63812851
You can cure your feelings of hunger by eating food, dipshit.
>>63812839
>proposes
>implying she wouldnt take his bbc and all of the black linemen and backs at once
lmfao what the fuck is this shit
>>63812858
He's a scrub
>tfw no matter how bad your team sucks, the Cowboys are still worse.
I'm thankful for it. What are you thankful for /sp/?
>Luke Brian
>literally who?
>>63812804
>has one bad half after a short week coming back from injury
>let's just ignore the 100 elite games he's had
White rapper is terrible.
Ok so which was worse... This cownigger shit or J-cole- i mean Big Sean?
Tha fuck is this shit
guys you should have seen how quick I muted the TV just now
>>63812770
Heh, Sverige igen. ;)
What the fuck is this hick shit
>COUNTRY
What the hell is happening?
What the fuck is this shit?
C O U N T R Y
B U M P K I N
/r/cringe
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AMERICA
THIS IS THE WORST MUSIC I'VE EVER HEARD
>mfw
>country rap
>>63812796
>Dat pose
I wasn't ready.
Oh so country music is boy band shit?
DO WHITE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS?
goddamn this right here is the ultimate demonstration of privilege
All the girls expected bieber
wtf is this cracka shit
>Happy Thanksgiving, Anon! Sit down and join us, don't be shy :)
>tfw you'll never be a country chad
MURDER ME
?????????
>>63812841
who is Tim Tebow
it's texas what did you expect
>>63812833
>>63812834
Kek, how much more could Americaitlyns project? Insecure af
I'd fuck her gladly you little bitches
>cuntry
Why
Wtf is this gay shit? Can Dallas get anymore shit?
wtf is this
even big sean was better
>>63812884
TayTays panties get moist to Luke
>>63812901
literally this
I didn't know they had halftimes like this for thanksgiving
>americans literally celebrating eating big days
>country "music"
literally worst genre of music
i'd rather listen to a dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
I can't believe we actually let them score 3 whole points on us
feels bad desu
>>63812632
California is so shitty even god doesn't like it.
>will eventually get broken off the continent because muh EQs
>severe drought help me luke
>literally the rest of the US gets drowned in dat pussy wet water
>finally california gets water but is too retarded it causes mudslides
I can't wait for California to fuck off and die
>>63812862
Still muting anyways. Only faggots listen to country.
>rap
>country
How about some actual music, NFL?
>>63812901
welcome to country music. the poor white mans music
>>63812888
I'm lick your trips senpai
>>63812909
a lot of qts here to be honest
>>63812610
Quite obvious desu anon
> white people music
Yo wtf is this shit im dyin!
>American music
>this "music"
who /brocountry/ here?
>This is your kinda night, Dallas
>Currently getting BTFO
This guy
>>63812901
Blame Texas, not America. We don't condone this shit.
>"american" culture
>>63812884
>she will never stand on my balls
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hahahahahaha this is so gay. Fucking Texas.
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AN IGGLES FAN
>Country
>That "crowd"
Why
>>63812888
Fuck licking it, I'm sucking the cum out of it.
what the fuck is this senpai
>MUH GIRL LEFT ME
>MUH DOG DIED
>MUH PICK-UP TRUCK
end this shit tbhfam
I don't like country music but this concert is 200000x better than the Detroit Big Sean niggerbabble concert earlier.
The New Day were right. This sucks.
this is fucking terrible what the fuck
I don't think it helps that no one in the crowd is into it at all
>>63812925
>i'd rather listen to a dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
that has potential to be a decent track and you know it
w-what is this?
This aint nearly as bad as detroits
>niggah
>NIGGAH
>detroit nigger kids
>niggah
>I listen to country music
he is the Lord, Our Savior, sent from the throne of His Mighty Father to bring about the End of Times
Pray, Dallass
pray..
>>63812767
How to get murdered by an overweight stranger: the post
>>63812925
>dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
I want to hear that tbhfam
>>63812925
>dubstep remix of tibetan throat singing
/mu/ pls go
At least this is G rated wholesome music appropriate for the families that are watching. The disgusting nigger was not family friendly at all. I'm disgusted that that piece of shit was allowed to spew his vulgarity over american tv on thanksgiving.
This half time show is absolute garbage
literally no one care about any of this. Terrible music too
>nigger cheerleaders
>all those phones
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63812943
does anyone who isn't in texas like this shit
>this halftime show
>white people
I seriously hope none of you fucking fagets willingly listen to this shit.
Easily the worst fucking genre in music history.
lmao do white "people" actually like this shit?
Where's drake at?
THIS IS CERTIFIED >>/mu/ PATRICIAN BTW
This nigga said where my country girls.
>every girl in America is crazy for this souless, generic pop-country trash
I have to get out of here
>>63812927
dont worry about to be more than 3.
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>63812854
>A-at least we're getting raped by giant nigger BBC instead of a beta nerd
this is you right now
I GOT A BBQ STAIN ON MY WHITE T-SHIRT
Shake it for me grlllll
As a whitey, I'm appalled by this performance.
>>63812929
>texass
>luke bryan
Lel
>this halftime show
wtf
What the hell is this
This is good music senpaitachi
Thumb shaped men dancing makes me wet.
>>63812746
I miss dark hair sarina, she looked like a phat ass white girl with a cock
i miss sarina before she was blonde and cut her balls off
Jesus Christ this is literally the worst halftime show I have ever seen.
>mfw this represents America
>this is what your average redneck listens to
this guy has like a four note range wtf is this
who is this asshole lmao
>"people" who like country
Who fucks cheerleaders?
>>63812956
Fuck no. Give me Big Sean over this ANY fucking day.
Hell I'll even take a fucking Lil B freestyle over this
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>people don't enjoy country music
I'm from the north and it's catchy
Litterally no reason to hate
>>63812937
We listen to everything except rap and country :^)
I actually like country... Not this shit
Shake it to the squirrel
Shake it to the left
>>63812929
Bro our mexican homie El Nino is about to bring us more water than we'll know what to do with.
Who likes this?
What the actual fuck?
>>63812925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA
LOOK NO FURTHER
>cmon
>cmon
>cmon
>a country girl will never shake it for you
>>63812981
white girls listen to it to fit it. just like everyhting else they do
Meme music go away!
Country girl shake it for me girl?
I do not agree with these tasteless offensive lyrics. I'm using cbs
please stop
>facebook TomBrady/videos/1021088807932269/
>you will never be the GOAT player like Brady
>you will never marry the GOAT model like Brady
>you will never be the GOAT dad like Brady
I am laughing my ass off. /sp/ pls stop.
>this is your kinda night Dallas!
Getting BTFO is a proud Dallas pastime lmao
This shit makes that stupid nae nae song look like a classical masterpiece
>country girl shake it for me
Your waifu is a monster /sp/
>Taylor Swift Accused of Trampling All Over Critically Endangered Birds' Nests
http://gawker.com/taylor-swift-accused-of-trampling-all-over-critically-e-1744810904
Lil sean > this fgt
Holy shit Texas you are so goddamn embarrassing. Nuke the South please
remember when country was about getting drunk and running over your cheating ex girlfriend with your pickup truck?
I miss those days.
Did I seriously just hear "To the squirrels"?
Why is this white nigger singing about squirrels "shakin'" it?
>>63813013
>b8ing this hard
That guitar player is a child predator
this is the most generic shit ever, full of country cliches
jej
Anyone see that old tech guy behind the lights just giving a death stare into the camera?
>>63812512
Pennies and vinegar
>Gary Glitter on the banjo
>>63812965
He shall repel and defeat the false Idol of Romo and cast into hell the Beast, Jerry Jones
Rejoice, Texas
He hath risen
>I like muh shitty country fusion rock w/ a big ol' helping of Jesus
>>63813013
They hate it just because it's different
look at how much this board gets triggered by anime images if you don't believe me
This is why white girls listen to Rap music now.
What ever happen to rock?
Shania Twain on SB when?
>Luke Bryant
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>63812973
Yeah. Rural whites and even some minorities
Lmao at all these northern and California faggots that don't listen to country. Fucking limp wristed jews
>>63813021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2px_AWdDx5k
Not a single person of colour can be seen
Sigh I thought we were better than this America...
JUST KILL YOURSELF! JUST END IT M8. FUCKING HELL.
Can we please destroy Texass?
>>63812981
>every girl in America
Maybe if you live in backwater Texas or Arkansas or some crap like that. No girls I know even know who Luke Bryan is.
>>63813053
>m-muh wrong generation
This song is more offensive than that rapper last game
The game is a lot closer than the score would suggest.
>>63812979
False. This is the only /mu/ approved country album
>>63813048
literally what i was thinking
EVERYONE AT THE DINNER TABLE
IN FRONT OF THE TV
SHAKE IT FOR ME GIRL
SHAKE IT FOR ME SQUIRREL
>>63812985
Well technically the cowboys are raping themselves...
>>63812884
never heard of him
>>63813001
You shouldve been there for the cringey Big Sean halftime show earlier
>>63813034
>gawker
>>63813013
Country music is shit
>>63813035
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WORST PERFORMANCE IVE EVER SEEN ON TV.
BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I SAW LUKE BRYAN
Why are the country singers allowed to get away with this? Imagine the outrage if Big Sean performed Dance. Both are about shaking asses.
>pop music with a stupid hick drawl
Fucking white people i swear.
the fuck is isis at
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=country%20music&src=typd
AYYY LMAO
>>63813018
It brings all da white wimmenz. I'm down. Shake it for me country grill.
You know you love it sp
Is Favre gonna break out in song and dance at the Green Bay halftime show?
THAT GUITAR SOLO GETTING THE LADIES MAAAAAAAD WET
>SHAKE IT FOR ME GIRL
>>63812969
>g rated wholesome music appropriate for families that are watching
COUNTRY GIRL SHAKE IT FOR ME GIRL
>>63813036
texas is SouthWest. not South.
>Shake it for the birds
>Shake it for the bees
Seriously, does this faggot just sing nursery rhymes
My sister played this song at her wedding the other day
>>63813027
IM TRIGGERED YALL
>>63813052
cool image man
great taste in music cowgirls fans
>>63813059
some minorities? you mean stuck up latinos trying to fit in with gringos?
>mfw mad yuropoors are mad their best musicians are long dead and their women have hairy legs
Feels good to be American
>Actual football game
>commercial every 2 minutes
>no fucking commercials for the halftime show
>>63813000
>tfw no trap gf
Lel the violin player looks like wt snacks
This is what country music is nowadays? Smh tbqh sempham.
>>63813062
This isn't country. It's pop music with a fiddle
> /sp/ not knowing country girls are the most based
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63813023
cowboys cheerleaders are disgusting
yes i know im a faggot but i know semen demons when i see them
>dumb nigger shit in Detroit
>generic country pop in Arlington
>NFL in charge of halftime shows
>>63813070
The fuck?
>>63813034
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SHE COMIN' IN HERE
*COLLECTS WELFARE*
STEALING OUR WOMEN, TRAMPLIN OUR BIRDS UP
Did I hear audible boos?
>>63813062
Riley pls
>>63813045
So every country song ever?
>whites complain about rap being a bad influence
>listens to "SHAKE IT FOR ME GIRL"
fucking hypocrites
>>63813029
hahaha what the fuck
Picture of bald goatee banjo man when?
Other than Jason Isbell and Justin Townes Earle, are there any good country artists left?
COUNTRY GIRL SHAKE IT FOR ME
It bothers me that people watch this and think it is an accurate representation of America. Just so all you internationals know, none of us condone this. It's just the retards in Texas.
>>63812884
>people actually worship this tranny
Would the Panthers going 16-0 be the weirdest sports story of all time?
>>63813000
kek he/she apparently has problems with her back due to the fuckhuge breast implants. I remember there was a blog or something about her asking for donations to see the doctor lel.
>>63812979
If you unironically can tolerate these sounds you are partrician as fuck t b h.
This asshole is the most famous thing my hometown has.
Someone just fucking kill me.
holy shit this is objectively trash
I was born and raised in the south and if there is one thing I hate more than rednecks it's fake rednecks like this Adam Levine wannabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
>Metallica will never open up their Super Bowl halftime show with Fight Fire with Fire
tfw a country girl will never shake it for you
Alright /sp/ if you could have your way which artist would you have play the halftime at the superbowl? Personally I would want Volbeat.
>>63813052
/a/nimefag pls leave
>>63813086
This tbeh
Niggas just asking to get Allahu ackbared
He is just repeating the same shit over and over. It's official country is worst than nigger rap.
>>63813074
>NOT JONATHAN MATHIS - ANGRY KID
LEL
>>63813065
>implying a person of color can afford to go to a Cowboys game
>tfw I have actually been to this guys concert before
>dem boos
HURRY UP AND SHAKE IT FOR HIM YOU SLAG SO HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>63813029
>dat Gisele laugh
:3
>>63813052
>look at how much this board gets triggered by anime images if you don't believe me
/sp/ is /a/ 2.0. Everyone loves anime and mange here.
>tfw you find out someone you know actually likes country music, and you look at them like they just admitted to some weird fetish
>>63813101
Not really stuck up, but yeah. Also some blacks
And also, it's for people who wish they lived in a rural area, because they have romantic notions of manual labor and rural poverty
>>63813103
srsly
>>63813088
>white wimmenz
n-no thx
>>63813127
I'd suck her dick and swallow every drop
>>63813119
More like
>let's try to be like black people to get ratings
>>63813140
GG Allin
This thread is killing me, f@m
I'm glad it's over
WHO ELSE HERE HAS LICKED A GIRLS ASSHOLE BEFORE?
This "music" seems to be Dallas' attempt to help Americans lose weight - through audio-induced bulimia.
>>63813154
Fuck off weeb no one likes you
>>63813074
not after the TI remix.
>>63813140
>Volbeat
I want Slayer just to piss off all the Liberals and SJWs
>>63813034
>gawker
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!??!
This "culture" is why white people hate other white people.
>>63813013
Real country music isn't nearly this gay
>>63813140
slipknot for the lulz
>people would rather listen to big bixnood than a white musician just because hes white
>all the play 60 kids are mexican
God bless colored america
death to the white man
>>63813029
>You will never celebrate Turkey Day with Turkey Tom and family
>Tom will never hug you like you were his son
>Tom Brady will never be your father
This sorrowful life...
>>63813034
>posts link to gawker
The absolute sadman
>these fucking halftime shows
>>63813140
Drake
>that black cheerleader
>tfw you will never have a beautiful black wife like her
>tfw you dont know if they like white boys
I really just want to find a nice, sweet beautiful black woman who I can marry and have teo children with and live in comfortable harmony with her and our kids in the suburbs of a large city. They're just so beautiful lads ;_;
>>63813095
So Cal and Arizona are southwest. Texas is south
>>63813155
>tfw you say you like country music and people assume it's trash like Luke Bryan
Sturgill Simpson is the man who can save Country Music
>>63813172
Me senpai, That slut loved it.
>>63813095
>texans is not le part of le south
Very shitty meme friend
>bro country
>MUH TEXAS
Jesus that was embarrassing.
>>63813137
Best song to listen to when summer comes back.
>>63813091
no but he will be in a tree
>>63813155
I view it as a sort of disability. There's certainly some portion of their brain that didn't fully develope.
>>63813094
shake it to the north shake it to the south shake it to the east shake it to the west shake it to the army shake it to the navy shake it to the air force shake it to the marines shake it to the sun shake it to the moon shake it to the stars shake it to the rain shake it to the wind shake it to the shake it shake it shake it shake it
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWWW
>>63813169
This
So many old people would die of being shocked and appalled
Thank fuck I've got it muted while I've got Korn blasting on my hifi
>>63813172
with Gusto
C'mon /sp/ shake it for the squirrels
>>63813140
Dardue-Sandstorm
>mfw Cam jumps Brady in MVP voting after today
>All this hate
Why is spee so un-american?
>>63813053
Rock's still around. There's just a shit load of subgenres and most people don't spend time trying to find good music.
>>63813119
Literally this lmao. Rap is supposed to be a bad influence, but literally every country song is about being a useless bored hick, getting drunk, driving a truck, and telling girls to do the honky tonk. If I had children I would let them listen to Wacka Flocka Flame before this shit
>tony shitsho
>>63813034
Doesn't change anything.
>>63813214
>Korn
Hello reddit
>>63813174
>/v/ermin trying to fit in
Country girls that wanna cuddle, kids out back playing in a big mud puddle
>>63813103
Jerry paid good money for that performance
>>63813214
>korn
just as bad, retard
>>63813179
you realize slayer are pretty liberal?
>>63813140
Anal Cunt
>>63813172
I have eaten butt and it's great.
I wasn't even gonna go on /sp/ and jus chill with the family but I had to see the reaction to country music
Kek
>>63813214
>Korn
How old are you?
>>63813172
Do your average girl would object if you licked her asshole without asking first?
>>63813184
Keep tellin' yourself that Jim Bob
>>63813172
Wasnt bad. Kinda hot tbqh
>>63813220
Lucker dogs don't get the mvp in the end though
>>63813198
>>63813201
Texas is part of the SouthWest. How autistic are you?
>>63813169
kek
>that feel when there will never be a country music album about getting shit-faced drunk and shooting your dog and snorting a ton of cocaine to forget about your troubles ever ever again
Put a song together with some lyrics of pick up trucks hunting boots and girls
WHAM
Country phenom platinum artist
TAY SWAY PLEASE SAVE HALFTIME SHOWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdmxszsDM8
>country music may never be close to this good again
>>63813034
She's still a literal 10/10
>>63813140
GWAR
>country music is bad
>teenager wants to show "taste" in music
Pick two
>>63812767
i got hydrocodones WANNA GET SCHWIFTY
>>63813220
babysitted by his defense so far in this game
Who here /dadrock/?
>nigger plays rap first game
>"wow what the fuck is this nigger shit? give me the white people music"
>white person plays country
>'wow nice hick shit crackers, rap is best"
im not surprised no other board takes /sp/ seriously
>>63813242
>asking
Get a loada this beta
>>63813220
>Cam jumps in MVP voting for being carried by Luke
>>63813172
no i enjoy normie pussy sex
>>63813237
Yes, but the idiots that comprise the media do not
>>63813228
No wonder she is stomping on things with those huge clompers
>>63813121
>>63813121
>>63813121
DO YOU WANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG?
>>63813174
>平成27年
>アニメが楽しめないで4チャンを使っていること
what is a honky tonk sp?
i would have preferred play it again or i see you but country girl is good too
>>63813128
Tfw Panthers go 18-1 while pats go 19-0
>>63813119
Ty I say that shit all the time. Its like TN vols fans mad about lil john lyrics but ignores that their fight song is literally about to people being killed and never found again because they found an illegal moonshine still operation.
> rednecks
Not even once
>>63813140
John Adam's "Nixon in China"
>>63813255
>those legs
HNGG
>>63813240
>chill with the senpai
We did that last month you Canakek
>>63813255
>those legs
>10/10
Choose one
>>63813222
>tfw I know someone who actually has this image as their profile picture on facebook
>>63813255
>>63813253
>>63813228
>tfw our beautiful princess
Do you think she is with us right now?
>>63813032
The Nae Nae song is bad but it`s still a pretty fun song.
>>63813266
Was jamming out to Huey Lewis and the News last night.
if this is it (doo wap)
please let me know
>>63813140
Gallagher. Watermelon bits for everyone!
>>63813271
Do you enjoy your girl getting keked?
>>63813277
white ass
>>63813119
Meanwhile Big Sean is rapping about positivity and feeling blessed
White people are the worst.
>>63813267
>4chan
>serious
wew lad
>>63813224
Never go full nigger anon.
This is why all you white boys daughters be fucking niggras. You despise your own.
>>63813255
>chicken legs
>no ass
>no tits
>10/10
Fuck off waifufag
>>63813277
Country bar.
>>63813034
tbf she just had too many vehicles on the beach, too much crew
I don't think she killed or hurt anything, she just broke the rules lol
we're more worried about people bringing in fruit to this country than we are weapons
Is there any doubt at this point it's gonna be a Panthers-Patriotsb Owl?
>>63813220
>MVP
>winning the Owl
I'll stick with the latter m8, thanks though
>>63813255
If she wasn't famous she wouldn't be noticeable
>>63813013
Closest thing I've ever liked to country music is Taylor Swift music.
>>63813285
Indeed
>toothpick legs
>when you can have your head pressed against her pussy by powerful thighs
>>63813140
David Allen Coe
>>63813298
High test faggot detected
Oh fuck we start with the ball
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is luke kuechly an elite receiver?
>>63813287
I'm like 100% convinced TaySway posts her photo in /nba/ with the text "How many players has she facesat" and similar variants.
Seems like something she would do.
>3rd quarter just started
>panthers already running out the clock
fucking kill me
>>63813281
We only get mad because they play it on every damn third down. It's not fun anymore.
>>63813140
MC Chris, no motherfucking question
should have played this at the HT of SB48, 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJkcBLWcLTM
Milana would have nailed it
>>63813267
Literally not one person complimented that shit
>>63813303
I hope so, I've been sitting on this drive for revenge for years.
>>63813303
>tfw both teams are 18-0
>tfw we get another 18-1 no matter what
>>63813267
/sp/ is just one person.
>>63813255
literally reddit: the waifu
>>63813292
kinda hot tbf
>>63813313
>using 4chan from the sideline
say hi to $cam for me
So fucking sick about patriots fans coming into every carolina game to talk about how they could easily beat us when the last time we played they fucking lost lol
>>63813297
> You despise your own
I don't care if they share the same shade of skin color with me, the retards that produce and listen to this garbage music are not "my own"
did he just pour gatorade on his head
>>63812956
Nig plz I'd rather hear that shitty rap than some white boy in a cowboy hat trying to do his version of shitty rap
>>63812770
>the city of Sweden
>>63813255
>a 10
>no ass
>No tits
What is it with you faggots and this meme obsession with a shit singer
MUSIC GENRE POWER RANKINGS
1. R&B
2. JAZZ
3. HIP HOP
4. DEEP HOUSE
5. PSYCHEDELIC ROCK
6. POP
900001. HARDSTYLE
900000001. ANY BIG ROOM ELECTRONIC MUSIC
900000000000000001. ANY WHITE RAPPERS
LITERALLY SATAN TIER: COUNTRY
>>63813267
contemporary rap is fucking garbage and contemporary country is fucking garbage
>>63812512
You
>$CAM
>>63813179
Lol, open with disciple.
This is my first game watching the Panthers this season and cam Newton looks horrible.
Here we go Panther bros
Time for another 34 31 OT win because Cam can't put the shit away
>>63813391
>R&B
yeah, if you're gay
>4&40
>>63813391
Does New Zealend like die Antwood?
>>63813478
>4&40
>not going for it
Filthy casuals
>>63813251
Plenty of niggers music about snorting cocain in and killing white women
>>63813391
>900000000000000001. ANY WHITE RAPPERS
nigga Lil Ugly Mane is the GOAT white rapper
>>63813295
White people don't like anything anon. They are too superior for their taste to be suited.
>>63812770
SWEDEN YES
>>63813285
>>63813310
It's a serious turnoff when a girls legs are barely as big as my arms
Go do your squats and get /fit/ ladies. Nobody likes a cardio bunny
>>63813553
>I require a masculine build
>>63812758
>>Quarters start at the same point the game was left before the break
but they already do...
Fuck this game ima go beat my dick
>>63812848
I'm pretty sure some of them would be literally killed too
>>63813577
>I like lazy toothpicks who can't be bothered to lift weights every now and then
>I like girls with no ass
>>63812758
stick to making watches switzerland
Why is it so fucking hot in there? Everyone is sweating. Fucking Texass weather ruining based November weather.
>>63813633
You realize girls can have thin legs and a big ass right? Not everyone likes disgusting cottage cheese tree trunks like you faggot. You have shit taste.
>>63813709
>implying a squat butt has cottage cheese
DYEL
What kind of unsportsmanlike conduct penalty is that?
I'm sorry I missed that last game if Miami fucked up Romo like that.
Fucking hell I think he's out.
ROMO IS NO MO'
Well cowboys nation lets root for next year i guess
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