24-7 at halftime
>Calvin Johnson 9 TDs on Thanksgiving Day
>Chip Kelly reportedly being escorted to Southern California with CIA agents
first for panthers
BASED CECIL MARTIN CARVING DAT TURKEY
>>63806757
Making the thread early
>>63806757
nth for Pats
>tfw didn't halftime faptime cause talked with nomie family
>-9 yards
Walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>63806758
Name one
Do they still let the winners eat that weird ass 4 or 6 legged turkey?
THREAD RULES:
DRINK EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS JIM BOB COOTER
DRINK EVERY TIME THE EAGLES GO 3 AND OUT
>>63806795
*gnomie
>>63806770
Is this b8? Eminem has had 2 good albums in his entire career.
>>63806795
L2 multitask
>dat halftime show
Does any igglesfag actually think the Bradford trade was a good idea?
Well, you can tell everybody
Yeah, you can tell everybody
Go ahead and tell everybody
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
I'M THE MAN WHO'LL SAVE THE EAGLES
>>63806791
That game on monday was butthole clenching.
i unironically liked the half time show AMA
the worst half-time ever
DEATH TO THA WHITE DEVIL
>>63806666
Reminder that the eagles WILL win this game
>>63806829
are you a faggot?
>>63806814
2 more than big sean
>>63806795
>tfw didn't fap at halftime because this shit Eagles team cut my libido
>>63806803
kiss your sister
>>63806820
Well if chip doesnt get fired at the end of the season he could make RG3 work
>>63806829
on a scale of mocha to midnight how black are you
>>63806847
yes i am
>>63806829
Is affirmative action really as great for you as it sounds?
>>63806785
>>63806785
What's for dinner, bros?
>>63806828
>OLine ded
>edelman ded
>lewis ded
>brady still brady
>>63806814
And how about all his appearances on other people's shit. He wrote half of Dre's lyrics on 2001.
>>63806829
Is your wife at you boss's house or your beat friend's?
This secondary is so bad holy shit
>>63806829
2 part question
Are you white?
Are your parents ashamed of you?
They are carving the Eagles D like a stuffed turkey.
>>63806853
Knit your socks
>>63806863
Top or bottom?
>>63806870
Burned eagles
>bell
baka
>>63806870
Cornish hen.....
>>63806870
Roasted eagle for thanksgiving
>Bell
Come on that was a TD
Its been a while. Is that youtube black eagles fan still around? Does he still sperg out on a eagles loss?
>>63806889
top
Can the power of quads actually make it happen?
>>63806666
>>63806889
whatever he wants :)
How bad is the Eagles defense?
Do Americans have the day off today?
>>63806829
>unironically liking Big Sean
>>63806861
tuberculosis
>people think the NFL would allow Eminem to perform at any half-time
nigga Eminem has always been an edgy fuck. He would say some dumb shit and insult people which would just be bad PR for the league.
Saints please fire Sean Payton
>>63806870
deep fried turkey and waffles
>>63806871
Amendola ded?
>>63806757
>live in south jersey
>Iggle fans this week "ahaha Raiders lost to the lions."
>>63806905
nope the eagles are too bad
Anyone else like to watch old NFL games on YouTube?
DUBS decides the first thing I say to my sexy cousin
>>63806860
Based on what exactly? The dude has destroyed everything he's touched in the NFL.
Why is Ford Field smoky? Is the stadium literally on fire?
>>63806859
Nobody lives there anymore
>>63806907
The lions are worst in the league in running, that should tell you how bad the defense is is
>>63806891
>>63806895
Shut the fuck up you dumb fuck. Don't you ever disrespect the national symbol of the U.S. like that ever fucking again. I will end you fucking cunt.
>>63806910
No. The Jews have won.
>>63806911
didnt even know who he was. at least it made sense for detroit. musical genres dont trigger my autism i must have a shield or something
>was really on the fence about playing calvin
>last minute, put him in
Im in a ppr leaque as well. Looking good so far.
>>63806916
It's not 1999 anymore.
>>63806818
Dump Kelly
Dump Rosekike
Dump the entire team, coaching staff, and front office
Nuke the city of Philadelphia
Force Lurie to sell the team @ gunpoint
GOTTA START FRESH, EAGLES FAGS
If your name is Matt, your gf is probably a slut.
>>63806916
he has plenty of radio friendly stuff like Beautiful and his stuff with Rihanna that he could play.
>>63806935
NOTICE ME SENPAI
>>63806935
I want to have sexual intercourse with you.
>>63806935
THANKS DOC
>>63806935
I fucked my dog
>>63806935
I like chocolate milk.
Are the Eagles the sorriest team in football
I hope EDP doesn't choke on turkey
>>63806935
ayy baby u wan sum fuk
>>63806910
If you work a real job (not retail like 90% of employed 4chan)
I think border patrol is off too so come get some freedom Paco
>>63806828
>brady sacked once
>but hit 14 times
>bunch of throwaways cause no one open and bills closing in
my butthole is clenched for mile high
>>63806935
Hello
Dudes, this game isn't even pleasant to watch. What do I do when none of my inlaws want to watch football today?
>>63806916
>. He would say some dumb shit and insult people which would just be bad PR for the league.
This is his whole shtick, do something edgy and outrageous
>>63806947
Have to stay relevant somehow
>>63806939
its the smoldering ruins of detroit sneaking in
>>63806928
>Raidhurrs fans show their face after shitposting daily about muh Carr even after getting their ass beat by Nigwater and Loins
>>63806935
rolling for "are you a panthers fan cuz you just made my penis purr"
>>63806939
There was pyro during the halftime show.
>>63806935
"Can I please lick your asshole?"
>>63806870
Loneliness
>>63806935
I'm not letting you leave this house until I fuck you
>>63806935
"So, What's been up your skirt recently?"
>>63806942
The national symbol for the US is pic related
>>63806965
>implying anyone in Philadelphia can afford a turkey dinner.
EDP on suicide watch
>>63806955
hue
>iggles d makes the lions o-line look competent
What a fucking disgrace
>>63806901
edp445 @ tinychat
>>63806955
Did he just say Riley Reid?
>extremely drunk right now
>just pretended to come out to the entire family as gay as a joke
>thinking it would be hilarious, instead got blank stares from 20 different people
im a fucking moron
should I post the rest?
>>63806974
B-b-but he's a rap god
>>63806955
That spot was pretty generous.
>>63806935
Show her your pecs and ask her if it's solid
>>63806968
>>63806916
Thats true. Remember his interview with Brent Musburger?
>cooper and sanchez sitting next to each other
guess he's a white hispanic or something
>>63806955
gg
>>63806910
Everything other then retail or convience stores, yes.
>>63806955
kek
G-guys, is Jim Bob Cooter the real deal?
>>63807004
Just goes to show that the Lions problems are 99% offensive line
>>63807012
you said it yourself
>>63806978
>two games would send me into hiding
>after 12 years of unmitigated shit
Nigga please, Carr is based
>>63806955
Winner
>>63807012
Are you one of the /hh/ bros?
If so godspeed brother
MEGATRON YOU SAVAGE
>having your helmet that loose
>This smoke filled stadium
MEGAGOAT
JUST
>>63807034
No the iggles are just ass
>Eagles
>Dumpster Fire Confirmed
Chip Lelly on pooicide watch
>igz
>>63807032
Do hospitals shut down too?
The Eagles won't another game.
Lmao this is pathetic
>81 AGAIN
>IGGLES
>IGGLES
>IGGLES
>IGGLES
>>63806871
>>63806969
I hate your team, but holy shit that fucking refball. I dunno if Amendola would have got the TD but that was robbery.
And wtf with the ending. Falling out of bounds doesn't stop the clock?
>EAGLES
>iggles
>>63806968
brb coming right now to fuck your white women and steal your turkey dinner
Does chip make it back to philly? Lol fuck Philly. Go cowboys.
>the decrepit city of philthy
>The Killing Fields of Philadelphia
>>63807034
>beat raidniggers
>beat fudgepackers
>beat iggles
>"a-are we gub now?"
RUN UP THE SCORE
U
N
U
P
T
H
E
S
C
O
R
E
>>63807040
>the bright spot in oakland is a mediocre qb
Also
>Giggles
Eric Rowe getting worked like a bitch.
>>63807049
Detroit on fire again
Damn is #25 is good or do the iggles suck
I'm really feeling bad for this rookie. Chip making him look bad
>still single-covering Megatron
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63807055
Take this meme back to cric
>>63807012
OHHHHHHHHHHH BABY
AT LEAST YOU'RE STILL NOT CHIP KELLY RIGHT NOW, FAG
WHAT A DAY FOR CHIP...GONNA GET CARVED UP AFTER THIS GAME AND SERVED AS THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
>>63807040
>tfw Rich Gannon will never take another snap as a Raider
>>63807059
yeah and the cops
>>63807034
We will find out next Thursday anon. Green Bay again
I feel a ittle bitty iggle pity
>>63806869
>Americans will never know the Sky Sports feel
>>63807032
Er's and urgent cares only.
>>63807101
It's an NRL meme m7
>>63806955
>>63807000
>>63807111
romo should haven been gohan
>>63807098
>rookie
>single covering megatron
CHIP KELLYS WILD RIDE
Guys. I haven't gotten a "(You)" in 5 threads
help pls
Are the Lions, dare I say it, going to win the Super Bowl?
Eagles keep getting BTFO
>Live picture of Megatron
>>63807109
Jesus christ what if someone gets stabbed and the hospital is closed?
>Stafford elite as fuck with a decent O-line
So does this means we're drafting a good LT next year?
>>63807111
Where did this team go so wrong?
>>63807077
If you can figure out how to make turkey tacos taste good you can have all the fat women.
Kinda brings me back to the brief joy I had watching the Lions blow the fuck out of people a few years back.
>>63807118
Actually, we do. No cable here, illegally streaming the absolute snorefest that is Sky Sports
>>63807131
>(you)
>>63807131
Fuck >>63807131
the game is a lot closer than the score makes it appear
GLEN
FROM THE MAIL ROOM
>>63807034
You got ass ravaged by the Chiefs. So no
>>63807118
>britkeks pretend their quality of life is better than americans
>>63807131
Sup, Ameribro. Enjoying Thanksgiving?
>Making a 2nd string rookie play Megatron one on one
>>63807141
I wonder how many scrotums his beard has tickled.
Didn't Megatron almost set the NFL receiving record the last time they single-covered him the whole game?
>>63807131
Fuck (You) anon :)
(You)
>>63807037
Yup. Every single fuck who wanted to fire Stafford should get a bomb for a stocking stuffer.
>>63807131
For you
>wake up
>hey lets watch that early thanksgiving game
>Eagles completely BTFO
eh Ill watch something else, panthers cowboys will be a better game I hope
>>63807164
brety much the dumbest decision ever
>>63807096
Riddick has gotten better each year. He is going to be fun to watch
>Family in Liverpool having their #Thanksgiving dinner
wat
welp, time to put up the nets
>>63807127
romo always missing games cause injuries he should be krillin kek
rate my thanksgiving dinner
macaroni and cheese with ketchup
>>63807139
that's why they have guns
so that noone can stab them
Is that fat fuck gonna go back to oregon?
Fuck, just when I thought we could win a civil war
>>63806916
I literally havent listened to eminem since D12 World came out. I never listened to Encore.
I was real big into his early stuff, when I was an edgy fake white trash fag boy.
I have been curious about his newer music, but I cant stomach the thought of listening to it. Truly my blunder years
>>63807141
Is Brady Goku? Who's Manning, both of them?
>>63807111
Brees is a manlet. Should have been Vegeta
>>63807090
Mediocre moments but great potential, we Raidniggers wearing sunglasses cause the future is bright baby.
Who are some players who have brain damage?
Who /Boys-Packs/ broship here
PHILADELPHIA—Visibly aghast as he took the pulpit at the Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul in Philadelphia to deliver a sermon Saturday, a horrified Pope Francis reportedly referred to the city as a “blighted abomination, forsaken by Heaven” and “humanity’s greatest sin against God.” “In my travels, I have seen countless examples of man’s inhumanity toward his fellow man, the most utter wretchedness, and the vilest iniquity, but in this place and in these people I see a darkness blacker than all the world’s evils. God has fled this town,” said the ashen-faced pontiff, recoiling in disgust from the assembled crowd while describing the Philadelphia metro area as “the only corner of Creation where the light of the Lord does not shine.” “The love of Christ falls upon us all, even the lowliest of the low—but not Philadelphia. Touch me not, for you are the unholiest of all that is unholy. I can offer no blessings here, where all that is, and all who are, are an affront to God.” After concluding his prepared remarks, the pope reportedly led the congregation in a prayer for God to rain cleansing fire and brimstone over the city and then salt the smoldering Earth so that no wickedness could ever again arise in its place.
Why is Chip Kelly leaving that rookie out to die against Calvin Johnson? What a cunt.
>ITS GONNA COME DOWN TO THE EAGLES VS GIANTS FOR THE NFC EAST
>GIANTS BLOW EGALES GOT THIS
LEL GET FUCKED IGGLES
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
>chip kelly's revolutionary new take at coaching nfl teams
So this is chip kelly's strategy? Fuck mah shut up senpai?
>>63807169
Which major NFL commentator is /sp/ incarnate?
>>63807191
Brady is definitely Vegeta
>>63807149
You don't need cable to get FOX.
>>63806916
It's all prerecorded; they don't let performers actually perform.
>>63807146
I've got a great recipe for duck tacos if you're interested.
obviously one set of quads won't do it so maybe these trips can help the iggles win
>>63807213
Sam Rosen
>>63807213
Tony Siragusa
>>63807199
He knows he's being fired so he's taking everyone with him.
>>63807154
>>63807156
Thanks
>>63807163
Mine's been good so far. How about you?
>>63807171
>>63807177
>>63807217
:^)
>>63807131
Happy Thanksgiving, champ. :^)
@63807131 (you)
>>63807213
Gruden
>analysing the game and carving turkey
Top kek
>>63807213
Terry Bradshaw
>>63807192
>brees
>vegeta
>manlet
>goes super and clutches up
>also gets btfo every once in a while
this nigga gets it
>>63807191
Brady isn't Goku you fag
assblasted
>>63807185
why is it night time already for you? alaska?
>>63807199
Honestly feel bad for the kid. He looked like he wanted to die and all of those guys were trying to cheer him up.
HEEM SLEEPY
MURDERED HIM
rekt
REKT
DED
E
D
>-9 yards
Lions out for blood damn
HEEM
E
E
M
LMAO
>Chip Kelly and the 2015 Eagles theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiAY6FbS06Y
HEEM
S
L
E
E
P
Y
>>63807157
>-9 yards for igz in 2nd quarter
>close
>>63807182
>implying this is surprise to anyone in philthy after last week's game
as worthless as people's lives are here, most know the iggies are worth even less
DEAD
Holy shit BTFO
KILL THAT PHILTHY NIGGER
I WANT NIGGER BLOOD ON THE FIELD
>>63807263
Go back to your country
>>63807174
Just have tate stroll into their house like he did the end zone today and their their moms/wives/sisters
>>63807146
>>63807226
Also, some pico de gallo or guacamole should do the trick on those turkey tacos.
HOLLY HOLM'D
>>63807226
Yes, I might be going duck hunting tomorrow
>>63807182
nice bridge m8, we're building a new one because ours is kinda old and shit
>that dude's mustache
jesus christ, why is a hipster a coach?
