nhl.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7Ov_Yvmuk
>>63787990
finns look inbred
If the Stars were the best team in hockey, are the Snes now the best?
>>63788057
>the best team in hockey
>>63788057
You know it
>>63788013
Finland on suicide watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63788013
Blacks not welcome
>>63788248
>>63788263
Pedosota pls
>>>63788263
who /kings/ here
Jake Virtanen's new tattoo :D
CANADA IS OFFICIALLY C*CKED
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/nhl/art-1448257880797.html
>>63788271
>>63788328
It's not like he'd ever make a non Babby international team :^)
>>63788328
BASED
A
S
E
D
GOOD FINNISH KID
>>63788328
>Suomi-leijona tatuointi
Jake Virtanen confirmed for inbred white trash tier.
>>63788328
HE A GOOD OL' FINLAND BOY
>>63787990
>40 posts early
plz
>>63788328
He looks like a faggot, so I ain't even mad.
Not to forget that I'm a Quebecer and I couldn't give a rat's ass of some anglo bloke at the other side of the country.
Btw, who /readyforRags/KingsSCF/ here?
BIIINNNLAAANNNNDDDDD
Let's have a memetastic day today lads
>>63788401
>finn
>anglo
>>63788401
Remember when Quebec used to be powerful and wealthy, then the Quebeckers ruined that 20 years ago and scared the Anglos away, who in turn took all of Quebec's wealth when they left?
hk will beat all!
>>63788511
Remember when Canada used to be powerful? me neither.
>>63788586
What's a canada
with all the millions of mudslimes moving to canada, I'm not sure I even want it anymore.
>>63788706
I'd be cool with it if trump wins and starts deporting the minorities, and puts the native minorities like dindus in containment cities to kill each other
>>63788732
muslim internment camps when?
>tfw you don't live by a glacier
had to buy some ice for my turkey brine and it was $4.50 for a fucking bag of frozen water.
>>63788732
>>63788785
this desu
>still no Parise
>>63788877
tfw not even worried
>>63788629
I think it's that place that all the underaged American kids go to drink if they live close enough.
>>63787990
First overall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jxlF7HZj3I
>>63788706
>millions
>>63788983
you had over a million mudslimes 5 years ago and have only been accepting more and more and more
>>63787990
ok, so here's some early 90s dangles/dekes (or aren't they the same?). SOmeone in here said, and I still remember it, that at some point defensemen started to skate backwards. Now I know about the Blackhawks and the invention of the curved blade. What about the backwards skating? What about dekes? When did that progression start?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XyZcC86vM
>>63788328
Good mongol
Stamkos is going to Toronto tbqh fám
>tfw only lose against teams from Ontario
Feels pretty good I guess.
>>63789102
>you literally have to pay to use bathrooms in sweden
>Finland is so shit they are trying to claim Virtanen
Have him you mongoloids.
>>63788527
R A R E
A
R
E
Kriika on paras
>>63789148
How is this bad? Free public restrooms are fucking disgusting desu senpai
>>63789148
Why you hate capitalism?
Enjoying you locked babby league where incompetent weak organizations like Edmonton gets rewarded year after year. Literally a league where teams wants to lose just so they can grab the best welfare form big daddy NHL.
In Sweden a club like Edmonton would be division 3 tier shit.
Fucking commie
>>63789209
wow a weeb is scared to piss in a urinal and would rather pay so he can sit down
Hutton is starting against Buffalo tonight. I feel like he needs to start every game till the Red Wongs.
>>63789202
kreikka on paska
>>63789210
enjoy your new neighbors
>>63789282
on paras
It's Bill night lads
>>63789202
How does it feel to live in a complete and utter shit hole like Greece, denbts boy? Greece is literally Brazil tier
>>63788013
>>63789330
update
>>63789318
how does it feel to live in a wealthy land and look like a tribe straight out of Tolkien's middle earth?
>>63789351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6mUAiyhdzg
Sweden: Great music, great hockey players, handsome people, awesome politics
Norway: Great music, handsome people, very /fa/
Denmark: Handsome people, very /fa/
Finland: Ugly inbred people, shit goaltending, all prospects are busts, terrible polka music
>>63789499
>awesome politics :D
>>63789499
>Sweden: great politics
whatever you say Ahmed
>>63789499
Great dubs confirm
I mean look at the responses, what got to them the most.
>>63789530
literally the only point they can debate
Sure is a lot of unpaid denbts in /hoc/ today
>>63789541
LUG AD ME, I 'M A FIN, PEKA PERKELE, PULLJU NUBER ONE FUG :DDDDDDD
>>63789499
Waterloo pls go
>>63789589
laine is number one you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvTPyVV44o
>>63789582
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/unitedstates
>>63788013
>>63789611
Are you that Oilers fan?
>>63789499
>finland
>shitty music
pick one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVj-18_e4HQ
>tfw you unironically support a team in the UK's second tier and have never watched an NHL game in your life
>NHL to implement cocaine testing
Are the LA Kings, dare I say, finished?
http://teamstre.am/1leN6No
>>63789741
Which players (on any team) do you think are frequent blow users? There must be tons who haven't been caught yet.
Probably a lot of the Canucks, Oilers, and Stars.
>>63789764
jonathan toews
>>63789764
Seguin
>>63789813
Yeah, there's probably quite a few Blackhawks as well.
Wouldn't be shocked if Bickell was a skiier.
was calgary anaheim a good game? nhl network is about to replay it and I dont have anything better to do
>>63789813
>implying a good ol' canadian boy would do such a thing
>>63789853
From what I watched Anaheim looked pretty good
>>63789764
I heard that it was common knowledge in London that Kadri did/does a lot of coke.
>>63789764
Corey Perry 97% does coke
>>63789764
Ribeiro
>>63789864
nice. 5-3 so hope some goals were good
Patrik laine 1+1 tonight. Literally no one can stop this madman.
>>63789864
I only watched part of the game but it seems like only the 1st line has its shit together.
They lack depth at the moment.
>>63789764
Doughty
Nurse
Hall
Kreider
>>63789764
there is no way zuc does not do coke just look at his fucking face
>>63789764
seguin
ovechkin
kessel
kadri
mike green
dustin brown
>>63789764
>kongs
Subban
And former NHL player Ray Malone
Pic related.
>>63789961
I feel like if there's any team where coke use is at a minimum it's the Canadiens with the amount that 'character' gets stressed in that locker room.
>>63789929
if kessel did coke wouldnt he not have a fat face?
>>63789995
I know. But he was in the pic, so I couldn't just selectively not mention him.
Which team seem to consist of the most harmless people and why is it Carolina?
>>63789961
>nigger in nhl
>sweden says he does drugs
prepare for the police to arrive at your door muhammad
>>63790034
I mean, they even traded for Eddie Läck. I doubt anyone can find a more harmless hockey player than that.
>>63790034
had to look up their roster to see if anyone dirty stood out as dirty. how did I not know this is where liles ended up?
>>63790043
>implying I will be home
Leaving in a minute or two to watch Champions League with some friends at a bar ;^)
>>63790068
Because no one takes notice of Carolina, because they are harmless.
>>63790072
shakhtar or eindhoven?
>>63790094
what a pleb
>>63790072
>h-hey anonymous ooster from other side of the world i have friends b-believe me i really do
>>63790120
oops, meant for>>63790072
>>63788511
Actually anglos ruined it. the failed referendum of '95 killed the psyche of quebecers.
we became a beta version of canadians (if that's even possible) because of taht
>>63789741
r.I.p Dougty
>>63790147
Dumb frogposter
>hags
>>63790230
Have you ever done death ski launch?
>>63790230
>Norge
>>63790147
are you a separatist anon?
>>63790119
Malmö v psg
>>63789635
>Laine scores
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63790230
>tfw no >rags Hags
>>63790289
Fuck off Norway stalker
>>63789076
canada bros, please enlighten me on this
>>63790325
Backwards skating has been around before hockey was even invented. Its basic muscle mechanics
>>63790308
>Canada
>>63790246
>death ski launch
wat
>>63789891
I just opened this by chance, look at number 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Xdeo4SsKE
post rare dogs
>>63790551
>iphone
>>63790579
>mad
>at a fucking cell phone
>>63790543
>>63790543
>>63790601
>being a homosexual
>>63790601
>mfw I stole the publix meme and changed it
>>63788974
He'll go top 10 for sure, possibly top 5.
Also Sean Day will be the dark horse if he goes 1st round.
>>63788974
Are they the first openly gay hockey players?
>.946
>>63790988
When in Rome do as the romans do
>>63791051
>Picture of yuropoors being gay
>that flag
Wew lad Finland is no longer the meme kings
>>63790739
>tfw at publix right now
>Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins 21m21 minutes ago
>Mario Lemieux on rumored 'rift' with Sidney Crosby: "It's absolutely not true. It's silly."
THE OFFICIAL PENGUINS TWITTER
LEMIEUX ACTUALLY MAKING A COMMENT
ITS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvTPyVV44o
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63791418
oy vey, crosby's worn out, they need a new star, have pity
>>63791140
are you ever not on here?
>>63791660
>tfw literally on /hoc/ always unless I'm sleeping
>>63791679
we know you posted while you were shopping fat ass>>63791147
>>63791423
Poor mans Nylander.
>L-lets take the mongolian goon instead of William "Jesus on earth" Nylanders brother
Not even NHL scouts are that stupid
who /meatandpotatoes/ here?
>>63791051
did you have that picture saved?
Pro scout, how many pro scouts are there around?
>>63791147
shit my mom is in FLorida! I wish I could go and enjoy the FL sun and turkey legs at wholefood.
>>63789854
>toews
>Canadian
So who's excited about the HABS-RANGERS match tonight?
>>63792753
Toews is more than Canadian, he's a based Manitoban French Canadian!
>>63792795
>rags
Does anybody remember that mini golf game that was huge on /sp/ a couple years back? We should start playing that again; or another multiplayer game.
>>63792860
>mini golf game
I hope you don't mean haxball. But good on you for reminding me.
haxball when?
>>63792883
No, not haxball. It was before that
>>63792860
Are we now allowed to talk about it?
I'd be glad just with xball returning.
I fucking found it. It's playforia.net/play/minigolf
>>63793019
Room up, password is rags
>>63793019
>>63793167
Start the game
how does this make you feel /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIMni95-kA
>>63793317
2/3, one more needed
>>63791751
>only 160 calories
Shit is that just water and crappy meat and potatoes? I'm only 6' 180 lbs and I'd need like 5 of those to constitute an actual meal
>>63793333
Like you wasted quads
>>63793472
that's per 250ml
>>63789764
sedins are coked out of their minds every single game
miss any good memes while i was away lads?
>ordered a cantcups jersey thinking things can't get worse
>lose to the fucking jest
>>63793602
So the whole thing is still like
340 calories.
That's a snack at best
>>63793334
Well, those holes sucked.
>>63793839
Travis Hamonic is being traded any minute now
>>63793908
that fuckin monkey lmao
>>63788511
>20 years ago
Try 40 bud.
>go to Condors game last night
>ben scrivens lets in 3 ez goals
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING COMMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOWN YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE US MISS THE PLAYOFFS REEEEEEE
playforia.net/play/minigolf
/hoc/
pw: rags
>>63793930
so is Marleau
>>63793930
I don't think >we have anything worthy enough to make the trade
>>63788326
senpai
>>63794059
where would he go? none of the teams he'd waive his ntc for is viable.
>>63794054
Laurent Brossoit is already the starter
>>63794421
Bro may be the starter but Scribbles has lost 4/4 starts in Bakersfield I understand why you maple niggers hated him so much
>>63794078
Hamhuis and a pick
>muh team Canada
>>63794147
>eye stud
why
I sure hope we win tonight
>>63794984
She wants to catch your eye, stud ;)
>>63795009
pass
dont stick it in crazy
>rags
>>63795035
gayyyy
>>63795035
lol beta virgin detected
Would you ever propose to your GF at a game or would you do it in private?
;
i kinda think it's rude to put so much public pressure on the moment. Almost every married woman I know my age had it done in private with a secret photographer to catch the moment and they loved it
>>63795165
you're not wrong
I still think she's crazy. 1 facial piercing is the max
at least her hair isnt pink or blue
>Look at the schedule
>Literally nothing worthwhile
Fuck you Gary
Anyone a fan of Justin Bourne's writing with The Score? Looks like he just got hired by the Marlies
Was one of the few bloggers who didnt jerk off to advanced stats.
>>63795189
>
Devils against the Tortorella Blue Jackets
Canadiens against the Rangers
>>63795189
Lightning vs Kings retard
>>63795189
Wings and broons
ferraro was put on waivers by the wings and was picked up by boston, and I think the same thing happened to Gustovsson ("Monster") who is starting for boston as well.
its a family reunion
>>63795168
inb4 >implying we have gfs
Proposing at a game is fine if it's meaningful to both of you, in the concourse or something; proposing with the Jumbotron on both of you is the lowest shit ever
>>63795225
>I think the same thing happened to Gustovsson ("Monster") who is starting for boston as well
Bandwagon retard detected. Gus was nothing more than a placeholder until Mrazek was ready, which Gus getting injured gave Pete a chance to show the league that he's on track to be elite if he keeps his development up like this.
>>63795178
but what if her pubic hair was pink?
anyway, maybe she just likes piercings pekka. You don't know her.
>>63795230
My not-GF loves the wings and got me a signed picture of Micky Redmond and i STILL wouldnt propose at a game
that's just....fucking dumb, go out to the pier or something
>>63795203
>In his first year as a columnist for USA Today, his piece on stopping the use of gay slurs in sports encouraged Brendan Burke to tell his story.
>doesnt like advanced stats
sure sounds like toronto is content loving fags and not winning anything
>>63795242
duh. I don't see how any of that conflicts with what I said
>>63795262
Advanced stats are for fags who didnt play the game,
>>63795263
There was no waiver you retard. It was a one year contract and Kenny had no use for him anymore so they didn't give him another one.
>>63795274
GRIT HUSTLE AND CANADIAN GENES
>>63794997
me too famy
>>63795252
>got me a signed picture of Micky Redmond
Jealous as fuck desu.
>Grandpa Mick will die in my lifetime
>>63795262
advanced stats are shit
>viewing the world through the prism of stacked numbers and fractions
die yuppy scum
I 'm against homophobic slurs. But I would like to see more violence in the game and more trashtalking :D
BELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS
>>63795274
IDK why corsi and fenway are jerk off over on reddit.
no shit teams who have puck control and shoot more end up winning
>>63795215
Both are meh
>>63795218
Irrelevant Kongs don't make a good matchup, put the Bolts against someone decent and I'd watch it
>>63795225
Literally who's return
>>63795309
Exactly, I think most of these fags who like advanced stats like to think it makes up for never playing hockey
kek
>>63795309
corsi is a dumb stat. nobody that actually looks at stats wastes their time with corsi
>>63795274
I fucking hate the term advanced stats. it's literally 20 different stats each describing a different nuance of shot attempt statistics. You just can't tell me teams hire boatloads of analysts so circlejerk around one meme parameter. why has nobody made up better stats for possession yet? where are the coefficients indicating the quality of scoring chances, where the detailed diagrams of how chances are created and executed? I just don't believe there isn't any of that and every time I look up advanced stats all I find is >muh corsi >muh fenwick
>>63795280
sorry I forgot about the terms of our backup's backup's departure
>>63795325
>>63795309
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/showplayer.php?pid=1342
Some of them are important and it's also important to read between the lines rather than just using the numbers. If you only use advanced stats instead of combining it with footage as well you're a fucking retard desu.
>>63795337
these are pretty good
https://twitter.com/DTMAboutHeart
http://hockey-graphs.com/
http://hockey-graphs.com/2015/10/01/expected-goals-are-a-better-predictor-of-future-scoring-than-corsi-goals/
http://war-on-ice.com/
>>63795337
I think what you're talking about exists internally on the team level, the stuff available to any chump on the internet is getting more and more irrelevant.
>>63795337
This German engineer mentality. :D I think the statistics wouldn't be too good if you wanted a number to indicate the quality of a scoring chance.
PREPARE FOR BILL
33 MINUTES UNTIL BILL
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING
>>63795337
I think what happened is that a lot of analysis dried up when some of the smarter bloggers got hired by times. But there are advances being made like >>63795376 to incorporate scoring chances and shit.
>>63795327
Have to hand it to the guys like Tyler Dellow and Eric Tulsky who got everyone to think Corsi was important and got NHL jobs out of it.
>>63795402
Whose Bill,?
>>63795376
sweet thanks
>>63795391
yeah that's what I meant. it still doesn't get any mention in media coverage. and even on the NHL homepage. it's just frustrating to read.
>>63795395
yeah that was a little vague. the graph america posted was pretty much what I meant
>>63795410
They were smart enough to actually look at tape to find examples of things to talk about too though, legitimate investigation of what in a team's play was causing the numbers. It wasn't as lazy as what we get a lot now where people just pull out stats and pretend like they say something.
>>63795421
*Who's
>>63795427
NHL tries to post stuff about it sometimes using "SAT%" which is their own dumbass term for Corsi
>>63795421
Get out.
>>63795410
the only time I like corsi is looking at it on a game by game basis like this because it shows people grouped as a line and you can compare it to what you saw. I'd rather look at one of these the next day and think about it myself than read a game recap usually
>>63795337
advanced stats are just there to attract dumbass fantasy football fans and gamblers
Go back to Reddit hockey you fucking American idiots
>>63795402
Whose line is he on these days?
>>63788069
Will get keked by the ducks
>>63795402
going to an ahl game in a minute will have to record and watch bill later. prepare for bill posting that is delayed by about 2.5 hours
>2012 +3
>retards are still doubting advanced stats
>>63795526
Which game?
>>63795526
guess I'll contribute in advance
>>63795555
Mirin those 5s
Mirin that Bill
>>63795549
hershey bears
habs@rags game thread
>>63795594
>>63795594
>>63795594
fap eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFevAUGJkc
>>63795668
That bitch has the butteriest face.
Wouldnotkisswhileanal/10
>>63795668
>"I can't take the whole shot! Let's save it for after."
>"What's happening after?"
keks
>>63795738
I understand what you mean, but given my non-fuckiness for this long-timeness, I would kiss during anal. She actually seems like a nice girl.
>>63795581
I think Hershey is gonna win. Wanted to put a bet on them but didn't.
>>63795860
Oilers v.s Canes
>>63795512
Malkin's
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
Canucks @ Wild
>>63795990
>>63795990
>>63795990
Nashville finally scored
Boston vs. Detroit gamethread!!
>>63796116
>>63796116
>>63796120
>>63796120
>predators fans
fitting name for you backward hicks
>you were there the night /hoc/ died
Boston @ Detroit
>>63796116
>>63796116
>>63796116
>no pens blues thread
>missed the whole first period
>crosby scored
feels kinda good bros
>>63795766
1-1 first intermission. Bears gettin out played but the bears are more talented
http://bcove.me/5r6xcvil
kadri making a sandwich
>>63796427
Now that's some perfect content for this shithole. Good job
>>63796496
hockey and sandwiches, together at last.
you mad cause it's homemade and not store bought bro?
>>63796427
Shit sandwich, getting a little mad tbqh. He's not a good o'l ontario boy with stuff like that.
Carly was pretty cute though desu fämily
>>63796530
>getting a little mad tbqh
Are you suggesting that you're mad... at a fucking sandwich?
this is the first time im catching an islanders home game this year.
who in their right fucking mind thought it would be a great idea to have an empty void on one side of the arena?
>>63796554
Are you suggesting that I wasn't clear enough?
![PickledTurnip660g91817[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qAFTy5f.jpg "PickledTurnip660g91817[1].jpg")
>>63796530
true he should have owned his lebanese heritage and put the pickles on there. Those pickles are like crack.
And this coming from a pastanigger who loves tomatoes.
