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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7Ov_Yvmuk
finns look inbred
If the Stars were the best team in hockey, are the Snes now the best?
>>63788057
>the best team in hockey
>>63788057
You know it
>>63788013
Finland on suicide watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63788013
Blacks not welcome
>>63788263
Pedosota pls
>>>63788263
who /kings/ here
Jake Virtanen's new tattoo :D
CANADA IS OFFICIALLY C*CKED
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/nhl/art-1448257880797.html
>>63788271
>>63788328
It's not like he'd ever make a non Babby international team :^)
>>63788328
BASED
A
S
E
D
GOOD FINNISH KID
>>63788328
>Suomi-leijona tatuointi
Jake Virtanen confirmed for inbred white trash tier.
>>63788328
HE A GOOD OL' FINLAND BOY
>>63787990
>40 posts early
plz
>>63788328
He looks like a faggot, so I ain't even mad.
Not to forget that I'm a Quebecer and I couldn't give a rat's ass of some anglo bloke at the other side of the country.
Btw, who /readyforRags/KingsSCF/ here?
BIIINNNLAAANNNNDDDDD
Let's have a memetastic day today lads
>>63788401
>finn
>anglo
>>63788401
Remember when Quebec used to be powerful and wealthy, then the Quebeckers ruined that 20 years ago and scared the Anglos away, who in turn took all of Quebec's wealth when they left?
hk will beat all!
>>63788511
Remember when Canada used to be powerful? me neither.
>>63788586
What's a canada
with all the millions of mudslimes moving to canada, I'm not sure I even want it anymore.
>>63788706
I'd be cool with it if trump wins and starts deporting the minorities, and puts the native minorities like dindus in containment cities to kill each other
>>63788732
muslim internment camps when?
>tfw you don't live by a glacier
had to buy some ice for my turkey brine and it was $4.50 for a fucking bag of frozen water.
>>63788732
>>63788785
this desu
>still no Parise
>>63788877
tfw not even worried
>>63788629
I think it's that place that all the underaged American kids go to drink if they live close enough.
>>63787990
First overall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jxlF7HZj3I
>>63788706
>millions
>>63788983
you had over a million mudslimes 5 years ago and have only been accepting more and more and more
>>63787990
ok, so here's some early 90s dangles/dekes (or aren't they the same?). SOmeone in here said, and I still remember it, that at some point defensemen started to skate backwards. Now I know about the Blackhawks and the invention of the curved blade. What about the backwards skating? What about dekes? When did that progression start?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XyZcC86vM
>>63788328
Good mongol
Stamkos is going to Toronto tbqh fám
>tfw only lose against teams from Ontario
Feels pretty good I guess.
>>63789102
>you literally have to pay to use bathrooms in sweden
>Finland is so shit they are trying to claim Virtanen
Have him you mongoloids.
>>63788527
R A R E
A
R
E
Kriika on paras
>>63789148
How is this bad? Free public restrooms are fucking disgusting desu senpai
>>63789148
Why you hate capitalism?
Enjoying you locked babby league where incompetent weak organizations like Edmonton gets rewarded year after year. Literally a league where teams wants to lose just so they can grab the best welfare form big daddy NHL.
In Sweden a club like Edmonton would be division 3 tier shit.
Fucking commie
>>63789209
wow a weeb is scared to piss in a urinal and would rather pay so he can sit down
Hutton is starting against Buffalo tonight. I feel like he needs to start every game till the Red Wongs.
>>63789202
kreikka on paska
>>63789210
enjoy your new neighbors
>>63789282
on paras
It's Bill night lads
>>63789202
How does it feel to live in a complete and utter shit hole like Greece, denbts boy? Greece is literally Brazil tier
>>63789330
update
>>63789318
how does it feel to live in a wealthy land and look like a tribe straight out of Tolkien's middle earth?
>>63789351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6mUAiyhdzg
Sweden: Great music, great hockey players, handsome people, awesome politics
Norway: Great music, handsome people, very /fa/
Denmark: Handsome people, very /fa/
Finland: Ugly inbred people, shit goaltending, all prospects are busts, terrible polka music
>>63789499
>awesome politics :D
>>63789499
>Sweden: great politics
whatever you say Ahmed
>>63789499
Great dubs confirm
I mean look at the responses, what got to them the most.
>>63789530
literally the only point they can debate
Sure is a lot of unpaid denbts in /hoc/ today
>>63789541
LUG AD ME, I 'M A FIN, PEKA PERKELE, PULLJU NUBER ONE FUG :DDDDDDD
>>63789499
Waterloo pls go
>>63789589
laine is number one you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvTPyVV44o
>>63789582
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/unitedstates
>>63788013
>>63789611
Are you that Oilers fan?
>>63789499
>finland
>shitty music
pick one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVj-18_e4HQ
>tfw you unironically support a team in the UK's second tier and have never watched an NHL game in your life
>NHL to implement cocaine testing
Are the LA Kings, dare I say, finished?
http://teamstre.am/1leN6No
>>63789741
Which players (on any team) do you think are frequent blow users? There must be tons who haven't been caught yet.
Probably a lot of the Canucks, Oilers, and Stars.
>>63789764
jonathan toews
>>63789764
Seguin
>>63789813
Yeah, there's probably quite a few Blackhawks as well.
Wouldn't be shocked if Bickell was a skiier.
was calgary anaheim a good game? nhl network is about to replay it and I dont have anything better to do
>>63789813
>implying a good ol' canadian boy would do such a thing
>>63789853
From what I watched Anaheim looked pretty good
>>63789764
I heard that it was common knowledge in London that Kadri did/does a lot of coke.
>>63789764
Corey Perry 97% does coke
>>63789764
Ribeiro
>>63789864
nice. 5-3 so hope some goals were good
Patrik laine 1+1 tonight. Literally no one can stop this madman.
>>63789864
I only watched part of the game but it seems like only the 1st line has its shit together.
They lack depth at the moment.
>>63789764
Doughty
Nurse
Hall
Kreider
>>63789764
there is no way zuc does not do coke just look at his fucking face
>>63789764
seguin
ovechkin
kessel
kadri
mike green
dustin brown
>>63789764
>kongs
Subban
And former NHL player Ray Malone
Pic related.
>>63789961
I feel like if there's any team where coke use is at a minimum it's the Canadiens with the amount that 'character' gets stressed in that locker room.
>>63789929
if kessel did coke wouldnt he not have a fat face?
>>63789995
I know. But he was in the pic, so I couldn't just selectively not mention him.
Which team seem to consist of the most harmless people and why is it Carolina?
>>63789961
>nigger in nhl
>sweden says he does drugs
prepare for the police to arrive at your door muhammad
>>63790034
I mean, they even traded for Eddie Läck. I doubt anyone can find a more harmless hockey player than that.
>>63790034
had to look up their roster to see if anyone dirty stood out as dirty. how did I not know this is where liles ended up?
>>63790043
>implying I will be home
Leaving in a minute or two to watch Champions League with some friends at a bar ;^)
>>63790068
Because no one takes notice of Carolina, because they are harmless.
>>63790072
shakhtar or eindhoven?
>>63790094
what a pleb
>>63790072
>h-hey anonymous ooster from other side of the world i have friends b-believe me i really do
>>63790120
oops, meant for>>63790072
>>63788511
Actually anglos ruined it. the failed referendum of '95 killed the psyche of quebecers.
we became a beta version of canadians (if that's even possible) because of taht
>>63789741
r.I.p Dougty
>>63790147
Dumb frogposter
>hags
>>63790230
Have you ever done death ski launch?
>>63790230
>Norge
>>63790147
are you a separatist anon?
>>63790119
Malmö v psg
>>63789635
>Laine scores
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63790230
>tfw no >rags Hags
>>63790289
Fuck off Norway stalker
>>63789076
canada bros, please enlighten me on this
>>63790325
Backwards skating has been around before hockey was even invented. Its basic muscle mechanics
>>63790308
>Canada
>>63790246
>death ski launch
wat
>>63789891
I just opened this by chance, look at number 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Xdeo4SsKE
post rare dogs
>>63790551
>iphone
>>63790579
>mad
>at a fucking cell phone
>>63790601
>being a homosexual
>>63790601
>mfw I stole the publix meme and changed it
>>63788974
He'll go top 10 for sure, possibly top 5.
Also Sean Day will be the dark horse if he goes 1st round.
>>63788974
Are they the first openly gay hockey players?
>.946
>>63790988
When in Rome do as the romans do
>>63791051
>Picture of yuropoors being gay
>that flag
Wew lad Finland is no longer the meme kings
>>63790739
>tfw at publix right now
>Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins 21m21 minutes ago
>Mario Lemieux on rumored 'rift' with Sidney Crosby: "It's absolutely not true. It's silly."
THE OFFICIAL PENGUINS TWITTER
LEMIEUX ACTUALLY MAKING A COMMENT
ITS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvTPyVV44o
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63791418
oy vey, crosby's worn out, they need a new star, have pity
>>63791140
are you ever not on here?
>>63791660
>tfw literally on /hoc/ always unless I'm sleeping
>>63791679
we know you posted while you were shopping fat ass>>63791147
>>63791423
Poor mans Nylander.
>L-lets take the mongolian goon instead of William "Jesus on earth" Nylanders brother
Not even NHL scouts are that stupid
who /meatandpotatoes/ here?
>>63791051
did you have that picture saved?
Pro scout, how many pro scouts are there around?
>>63791147
shit my mom is in FLorida! I wish I could go and enjoy the FL sun and turkey legs at wholefood.
>>63789854
>toews
>Canadian
So who's excited about the HABS-RANGERS match tonight?
>>63792753
Toews is more than Canadian, he's a based Manitoban French Canadian!
>>63792795
>rags
Does anybody remember that mini golf game that was huge on /sp/ a couple years back? We should start playing that again; or another multiplayer game.
>>63792860
>mini golf game
I hope you don't mean haxball. But good on you for reminding me.
haxball when?
>>63792883
No, not haxball. It was before that
>>63792860
Are we now allowed to talk about it?
I'd be glad just with xball returning.
I fucking found it. It's playforia.net/play/minigolf
>>63793019
Room up, password is rags
>>63793019
>>63793167
Start the game
how does this make you feel /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIMni95-kA
>>63793317
2/3, one more needed
>>63791751
>only 160 calories
Shit is that just water and crappy meat and potatoes? I'm only 6' 180 lbs and I'd need like 5 of those to constitute an actual meal
>>63793333
Like you wasted quads
>>63793472
that's per 250ml
>>63789764
sedins are coked out of their minds every single game
miss any good memes while i was away lads?
>ordered a cantcups jersey thinking things can't get worse
>lose to the fucking jest
>>63793602
So the whole thing is still like
340 calories.
That's a snack at best
>>63793334
Well, those holes sucked.
>>63793839
Travis Hamonic is being traded any minute now
>>63793908
that fuckin monkey lmao
>>63788511
>20 years ago
Try 40 bud.
>go to Condors game last night
>ben scrivens lets in 3 ez goals
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING COMMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOWN YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE US MISS THE PLAYOFFS REEEEEEE
playforia.net/play/minigolf
/hoc/
pw: rags
>>63793930
so is Marleau
>>63793930
I don't think >we have anything worthy enough to make the trade
>>63788326
senpai
>>63794059
where would he go? none of the teams he'd waive his ntc for is viable.
>>63794054
Laurent Brossoit is already the starter
>>63794421
Bro may be the starter but Scribbles has lost 4/4 starts in Bakersfield I understand why you maple niggers hated him so much
>>63794078
Hamhuis and a pick
>muh team Canada
>>63794147
>eye stud
why
I sure hope we win tonight
>>63794984
She wants to catch your eye, stud ;)
>>63795009
pass
dont stick it in crazy
>rags
>>63795035
gayyyy
>>63795035
lol beta virgin detected
Would you ever propose to your GF at a game or would you do it in private?
;
i kinda think it's rude to put so much public pressure on the moment. Almost every married woman I know my age had it done in private with a secret photographer to catch the moment and they loved it
>>63795165
you're not wrong
I still think she's crazy. 1 facial piercing is the max
at least her hair isnt pink or blue
>Look at the schedule
>Literally nothing worthwhile
Fuck you Gary
Anyone a fan of Justin Bourne's writing with The Score? Looks like he just got hired by the Marlies
Was one of the few bloggers who didnt jerk off to advanced stats.
>>63795189
>
Devils against the Tortorella Blue Jackets
Canadiens against the Rangers
>>63795189
Lightning vs Kings retard
>>63795189
Wings and broons
ferraro was put on waivers by the wings and was picked up by boston, and I think the same thing happened to Gustovsson ("Monster") who is starting for boston as well.
its a family reunion
>>63795168
inb4 >implying we have gfs
Proposing at a game is fine if it's meaningful to both of you, in the concourse or something; proposing with the Jumbotron on both of you is the lowest shit ever
>>63795225
>I think the same thing happened to Gustovsson ("Monster") who is starting for boston as well
Bandwagon retard detected. Gus was nothing more than a placeholder until Mrazek was ready, which Gus getting injured gave Pete a chance to show the league that he's on track to be elite if he keeps his development up like this.
>>63795178
but what if her pubic hair was pink?
anyway, maybe she just likes piercings pekka. You don't know her.
>>63795230
My not-GF loves the wings and got me a signed picture of Micky Redmond and i STILL wouldnt propose at a game
that's just....fucking dumb, go out to the pier or something
>>63795203
>In his first year as a columnist for USA Today, his piece on stopping the use of gay slurs in sports encouraged Brendan Burke to tell his story.
>doesnt like advanced stats
sure sounds like toronto is content loving fags and not winning anything
>>63795242
duh. I don't see how any of that conflicts with what I said
>>63795262
Advanced stats are for fags who didnt play the game,
>>63795263
There was no waiver you retard. It was a one year contract and Kenny had no use for him anymore so they didn't give him another one.
>>63795274
GRIT HUSTLE AND CANADIAN GENES
>>63794997
me too famy
>>63795252
>got me a signed picture of Micky Redmond
Jealous as fuck desu.
>Grandpa Mick will die in my lifetime
>>63795262
advanced stats are shit
>viewing the world through the prism of stacked numbers and fractions
die yuppy scum
I 'm against homophobic slurs. But I would like to see more violence in the game and more trashtalking :D
BELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS
>>63795274
IDK why corsi and fenway are jerk off over on reddit.
no shit teams who have puck control and shoot more end up winning
>>63795215
Both are meh
>>63795218
Irrelevant Kongs don't make a good matchup, put the Bolts against someone decent and I'd watch it
>>63795225
Literally who's return
>>63795309
Exactly, I think most of these fags who like advanced stats like to think it makes up for never playing hockey
kek
>>63795309
corsi is a dumb stat. nobody that actually looks at stats wastes their time with corsi
>>63795274
I fucking hate the term advanced stats. it's literally 20 different stats each describing a different nuance of shot attempt statistics. You just can't tell me teams hire boatloads of analysts so circlejerk around one meme parameter. why has nobody made up better stats for possession yet? where are the coefficients indicating the quality of scoring chances, where the detailed diagrams of how chances are created and executed? I just don't believe there isn't any of that and every time I look up advanced stats all I find is >muh corsi >muh fenwick
>>63795280
sorry I forgot about the terms of our backup's backup's departure
>>63795325
>>63795309
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/showplayer.php?pid=1342
Some of them are important and it's also important to read between the lines rather than just using the numbers. If you only use advanced stats instead of combining it with footage as well you're a fucking retard desu.
>>63795337
these are pretty good
https://twitter.com/DTMAboutHeart
http://hockey-graphs.com/
http://hockey-graphs.com/2015/10/01/expected-goals-are-a-better-predictor-of-future-scoring-than-corsi-goals/
http://war-on-ice.com/
>>63795337
I think what you're talking about exists internally on the team level, the stuff available to any chump on the internet is getting more and more irrelevant.
>>63795337
This German engineer mentality. :D I think the statistics wouldn't be too good if you wanted a number to indicate the quality of a scoring chance.
PREPARE FOR BILL
33 MINUTES UNTIL BILL
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING
>>63795337
I think what happened is that a lot of analysis dried up when some of the smarter bloggers got hired by times. But there are advances being made like >>63795376 to incorporate scoring chances and shit.
>>63795327
Have to hand it to the guys like Tyler Dellow and Eric Tulsky who got everyone to think Corsi was important and got NHL jobs out of it.
>>63795402
Whose Bill,?
>>63795376
sweet thanks
>>63795391
yeah that's what I meant. it still doesn't get any mention in media coverage. and even on the NHL homepage. it's just frustrating to read.
>>63795395
yeah that was a little vague. the graph america posted was pretty much what I meant
>>63795410
They were smart enough to actually look at tape to find examples of things to talk about too though, legitimate investigation of what in a team's play was causing the numbers. It wasn't as lazy as what we get a lot now where people just pull out stats and pretend like they say something.
>>63795421
*Who's
>>63795427
NHL tries to post stuff about it sometimes using "SAT%" which is their own dumbass term for Corsi
>>63795421
Get out.
>>63795410
the only time I like corsi is looking at it on a game by game basis like this because it shows people grouped as a line and you can compare it to what you saw. I'd rather look at one of these the next day and think about it myself than read a game recap usually
>>63795337
advanced stats are just there to attract dumbass fantasy football fans and gamblers
Go back to Reddit hockey you fucking American idiots
>>63795402
Whose line is he on these days?
>>63788069
Will get keked by the ducks
>>63795402
going to an ahl game in a minute will have to record and watch bill later. prepare for bill posting that is delayed by about 2.5 hours
>2012 +3
>retards are still doubting advanced stats
>>63795526
Which game?
>>63795526
guess I'll contribute in advance
>>63795555
Mirin those 5s
Mirin that Bill
>>63795549
hershey bears
habs@rags game thread
>>63795594
>>63795594
>>63795594
fap eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFevAUGJkc
>>63795668
That bitch has the butteriest face.
Wouldnotkisswhileanal/10
>>63795668
>"I can't take the whole shot! Let's save it for after."
>"What's happening after?"
keks
>>63795738
I understand what you mean, but given my non-fuckiness for this long-timeness, I would kiss during anal. She actually seems like a nice girl.
>>63795581
I think Hershey is gonna win. Wanted to put a bet on them but didn't.
>>63795860
Oilers v.s Canes
>>63795512
Malkin's
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
>>63795865
KINGS@LIGHTNING
Canucks @ Wild
>>63795990
>>63795990
>>63795990
Nashville finally scored
Boston vs. Detroit gamethread!!
>>63796116
>>63796116
>>63796120
>>63796120
>predators fans
fitting name for you backward hicks
>you were there the night /hoc/ died
Boston @ Detroit
>>63796116
>>63796116
>>63796116
>no pens blues thread
>missed the whole first period
>crosby scored
feels kinda good bros
>>63795766
1-1 first intermission. Bears gettin out played but the bears are more talented
http://bcove.me/5r6xcvil
kadri making a sandwich
>>63796427
Now that's some perfect content for this shithole. Good job
>>63796496
hockey and sandwiches, together at last.
you mad cause it's homemade and not store bought bro?
>>63796427
Shit sandwich, getting a little mad tbqh. He's not a good o'l ontario boy with stuff like that.
Carly was pretty cute though desu fämily
>>63796530
>getting a little mad tbqh
Are you suggesting that you're mad... at a fucking sandwich?
this is the first time im catching an islanders home game this year.
who in their right fucking mind thought it would be a great idea to have an empty void on one side of the arena?
>>63796554
Are you suggesting that I wasn't clear enough?
>>63796530
true he should have owned his lebanese heritage and put the pickles on there. Those pickles are like crack.
And this coming from a pastanigger who loves tomatoes.
>>63796594
>mad at sandwiches
wew lad
>>63796582
it's strategy
goalies don't see pucks that well
a linesman killed Yakupov
>>63796623
what?
im talking about the stands. there are none. just some shitty suv
>>63796615
Lel, they do love to put those things on kebabs here.
>>63796640
Nah, Yakupov killed himself on a linesman
>>63796640
Post webum
>>63796643
right, there's black void around the arena too
and every problem is caused by the fact that it's literally a basketball arena, it's too small
>>63796661
Who will win the SHL this season?
>>63796697
Don't know. My team is in Allsvenskan, so I haven't followed SHL that much
>>63796697
Halal Malmo, inshallah
>>63796661
dude pulled him down
>>63796686
I don't know where to get one, shitty twitter gif though: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/669684550885249025/pu/vid/1280x720/j3QZ1OfDt9XQ6Q9j.mp4
>>63796724
I have my money on Skellefteå t b h
>this middle aged man is 23 years old
>>63796743
Wouldn't surprise me m8
>>63796697
Frolunda
Based Andreas Johnson
>>63796735
>horse collars him while falling on his ankle
damn the zebra was out for blood
>>63796640
How long until Bettman murders Draisaitl?
>>63796862
>a canadian
>liking the no-ring-king's old team
Oh well, there's a first for everything.
>>63796925
Nigger i don't like the team that's just one of my favorite prospects
Preds looked slow as hell for the first half of the first period against buffalel. Hodgson scored a goal didn't see that one coming.
Holy fuck dat save by Bob (Schneider had a really nice one too but let one in soon after)
>Hutton
JUST
What the fuck is wrong with this team? How do you fix this?
>>63796162
>>63796181
what happen here
>>63796996
try getting a good goalie senpai
>>63796981
Million Brady threads but no Flyers/Preds game thread.
Hate him so much yet can't stop obsessing over him.
Sad really
>>63796899
>Last in real fans
>>63797019
Who?
>>63797025
Flyers/Preds is Friday not today
>>63796991
He's actually doing pretty well tonight. I hope he starts against the Flyers to give Pekka that extra rest.
>>63797069
yeah he just has one of those awful goals every game that remind me why I hate him
>>63797008
Some guy with a long blog post about wanting to fuck his cousin.
>>63795230
I'm common law married after 13 years but I was told specifically that she would say No if I propose at a sporting event.
Jokes on her because I ain't ever asking.
>>63797047
m8 I don't know, I'm not a GM. But you are in the bottom of the league in save percentage every year. If it's not specifically the goalies then it's the goalie coach but you have to fix that shit.
>>63796996
You need some players there. Was Mike Yeo there? There.
>>63797054
Meant Flyers/Isles
Watching it now
>>63797100
>I'm common law married after 13 years
it doesn't count with your sister
>>63797182
Is that really the best you could come up with?
Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention
>>63797182
Heh
>>63797200
>Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention
the flyers islanders game is a fucking chimpout
I want Eichel to score just so i can hear buffalos announcer chimp out.
>>63797232
Simmons is fighting every game.
Pops turned off the game to watch Modern Family. Fuckin hate this shit show even if it's full of titties.
rags getting shit on
DUCKS @ COYOTES
>>63797358
>>63797358
>>63797358
KEKS @ SPARKLEDOGS
HUtton what the fuck are you doing
>>63797337
>sword fighting could still be a thing
THANKS CONCUSSIONS
D:
I just woke up from a coma.
Explain to me the state of your team thus far in one sentence.
>RAGS
>>63797372
whatever works
>Yak is kill
>Price is kill
>rags
>>63797374
that's no shitty composit that constantly breaks either
nothing like real solid old timey wood to mutilate people with
>>63797434
rags did it again?
>>63797449
Pops still has that game film on 8mm
Has a bunch of old games on 8mm
>>63797449
Looks like Price pulled his hammy on his own.
>>63797511
lmao
>>63797494
that's pretty good, that series looks like it was pretty fun
>rag5
>RAG5
>>63797537
Price is letting lundpads win the vezina
but all good as long as they eat shit in the playoffs
>rag5
Eichel scored and the guy didnt go as apeshit as i expected.
>Lundshit
>>63797561
Yeah about 10 years ago he set up the 8mm and we watched a ton of old games. Should get them converted to digital but I'm sure it is already out there somewhere.
Penguins Blues going to OT family members
>rag5
To anyone that wasn't watching Blue Jackets @ Devils, you just lost one of the worst officiating games of the entire NHL history. Not even making shit up. Just look up the disallowed goal by Adam Henrique and you'll see.
>rags
>>63797511
Can you link the OC
>>63797693
MALKIN
ASSISTED BY BILL
YEAH GENO!
Pongs win on an offside goal
>Blues ruining Thanksgiving
>rag5
>>63797703
I watched, That officiating was absolutely disgusting. Those refs need to be fired... So many bullshit/ missed calls
at least nash is heating up...
>>63797765
Replay showed onside :^)
>implying they wouldn't have scored immediately afterwards anyways
Pens do not lose in overtime. It's the luxury of only having a handful of elite players and a bunch of scrubs.
>>63797703
I can't find a video.
I'd beat the fuck out of all of you desu
>>63797896
Not a problem
>https://streamable.com/sf1v
>Nucks somehow not choking a 3rd-period lead
>handing Minnesota only their 2nd home loss of the season
This year is clearly our year
SNES @ AVS
>>63797951
>>63797951
>>63797951
canakeks
>>63797923
Jackets were going to get a penalty and Devils pulled goalie for the extra attacker, right? But it looks like Campbell touches the puck, so in that case the play would be dead.
Unless I'm misunderstanding what happened?
>>63797975
Yes. Delayed penalty. But Campbell doesn't get control of the puck, required to get the whistle. He doesn't even touches it with his stick. It deflects off his skate.
>>63797992
>>63797975
forgot pic
>>63797992
It definitely touches his stick, as he's poking at the Devils player who has it. I've always seen it as the second the offending team touches it, the play ends. You're right there was no whistle, but there should have been.
>>63796996
pay 100 whores and raffle off fuckings for going to the games
>>63797400
I miss Voynov
>>63798043
The rules clearly say "must have possession". Poking it isn't getting possession.
The refs later called "There should've been a whistle" and brought the game to 2-1 and gave the Devils a PP after a clean goal. That's just pure bullshit.
>>63798088
It's not, but again, you'd be hard pressed to find any instance where the whistle doesn't go as soon as the offending team touches the puck. The refs never wait for full possession.
>>63798121
They should though. Cause that's what the rules say. If you're not actually following the rules, what's the point of having a ref anyway? I still believe that was a bullshit call that costed a playoff-hunting team two points against a divisional rival.
>>63798121
First season watching hockey?
>Wake up from nap
Literally Ref puck
Fuck that Bruins game reminded a lot of game 7 Wings vs the Lightning last year where we dominated the scoring chances and possession and just didn't score.
>>63798235
I enjoyed the outcome.
>wongs
BOY IF YOU DONT
>>63796996
a combined 26 million toward 4 mediocre to bad players
>>63797908
sacrilege
Well shit Lightning won their first shootout.
who /3gamewinningstreak/ here
>>63798419
here family
>watching the Yakupov-indicent on youtube
>all these comments on how refs should be punished
Why are people so stupid? Sure, the refs do a lot of dumb things. But threatening them with fines, bans or even fire them when they make mistakes won't make anything better what so ever.
1. Refs would be more likely to make the "safe" call rather than the call they actually believe is the right one. Which would make people pissed of a lot of times.
2. The job would be less attractive.
>rags
i feel dead inside
>>63798564
Is there a more irrelevant team? I didn't even realize you played tonight.
>>63798564
We'll be joining you out of the playoffs soon
>>63798568
idk maybe the hurricanes?
>>63798564
should have kept them in Atlanta
>>63798601
at least they weren't letting any fans down there
>>63798564
I think you guys need a new, defensive minded coach. Obviously these blow-outs are partly on the goalies but the problem of giving up tons of goals persists no matter who's in net.
>>63798617
We should replace huddy, I'm not ready to give up on Maurice yet.
Are the Habs Elite now?
>>63798636
>meme division
>meme goalie
>meme city
nope
>>63798466
it's people who have never played hockey who always shit on the refs. they don't realize how fast things happen on the ice, and that you can't always take the right decisions because of that.
the incident itself is a stupid accident, why would anyone be punished...
>>63798636
>implying they weren't already
>>63798671
I don't care too much about missed calls, I fucking hate bullshit makeup calls and refs trying to control the game though.
>>63798671
He probably should be punished for holding onto a player during play
>>63798671
I can only agree. Haven't thought about those people never having played themselves, but that sounds pretty possible.
And yes, punishing an accident like that would be rather stupid.
>>63798693
It's a natural reaction to grab onto something when you're falling. That happened to be Yakopuv in this incident. So no, he shouldn't be.
>>63798644
>everything is a meme because of my profound butthurt
>>63798842
dumb frogposter
>>63798724
Plus Hall got a hit on a ref later on xD
>>63798593
I was trying to think of every NHL team.
Hurricanes were the one I didn't couldn't remember.
>>63798724
poor linesman
>go to hershey bears game while recording pens game
>dont look at scores so can watch pens when I get home like its live
>bears go in OT and win
>get home and speed-watch pens game
>recording ends with 29 seconds left in game
>gamecenter wont let me watch the full game to see OT for another 2 days
nhl.com did put up the 10 minute recap though hopefully they show the overtime
>>63798979
I was trying one of those sporacle quizzes for all the sports. Got 30/30 hockey ezpz, every nfl team except the lolBengals, 20 NBA and like 10 MLB
>>63799053
>going to AHL games that don't involve your NHL team's affiliate
topkek
>>63788328
he looks even more mongol than the average vancouverite. remarkable.
>>63799057
Link?
>>63799084
I live in hershey why would I not support the hershey bears?
>>63799091
Don't have the link, just google sporacle major 4 sports teams
Remember how Colorado almost won the President's Trophy like a year and a half ago?
What the fuck happened?
whats up with all the yuropoors in the nhl this year
So /nfl/ gen stole your meme. You guys just let that happen?
When the /mlb/ general stole your memes you guys started a war that lasted a week.
>>63799356
white flight from the muslims
>>63799345
pdo babbies
>>63799108
Minor league teams that have been around longer than most pro teams are pretty based
>>63799380
>>63795279
samefag
>>63799380
you don't pick fights with retarded cousins.
>>63799395
Nigga. I'm from the /mlb/ gen. I just noticed they took your memes without starting a war.
Is Sami Vatanen elite?
He ain't memeing it up like John Memeberg and Erik Memelsson and he always hustles when the struggle is real.
>>63799404
no, but he's alright
>>63799380
>implying there is some way to make /nfl/ worse
>>63799391
its not like I can just support their nhl team anyway I've been through 4 of them. they used to just give the new shit teams in the nhl hershey since they were so good. I just support the players that come through hershey whatever team they land on
they become affiliated with 4 of these teams within 4 years of them entering the league
>>63799448
>you now remember the ave's first logo
it was literally a hershey kiss because of hershey
uhhh
hmmm
ok
>>63799413
>>63799397
>>63799395
/nfl/ is saying you guys are pussies who surrendered to them during the memewars and that they outdid you.
Said you're used to surrendering.
>>63799524
who cares they stole a pretty famous /hoc/ meme
>pic related
its also just a cross posting autist that thinks everytime he does it he can start a fag war
>>63799540
>fuk_ponek makes multiple responses
he always was a huge horse fucking autist
OH FUCK TURN ON THE AVES SNES GAME
6ON4 DOWN BY 1 WITH 10 SECONDS
>>63799609
WHAT THE FUCK
the snes just fucking won the faceoff and scored in 4 seconds. lame as fuck
>>63799624
You mean meme as fuck.
Ottawa is fucking 6th in the league
Where were you when the SNES were #Elite like Flacco?
>rag5
First now that its after midnight happy thanksgiving east coast bros. Second why the fuck are they wearing gloves
>>63799658
I don't think elite flacco memes what you think it memes
>>63799692
>implying flacco isn't #elite
>>63799658
i was sat at igor's house
eating igor's babuchkas borchs soup and smetana
when pjotr ring
'ottawa is score'
'karlsson'
>>63799608
but what else can I do to pass the time for the next 14 days.
>>63799688
Kevin Weekes likes to pretend he knows how to stop pux
>>63799692
I'm pretty sure he memes exactly what he memes
>>63799727
you think the snes suck?
> wings dominate offensively against Bruins
> aren't taking shots though, just moving the puck around
> still find a way to let Bruins score 3 times
I'm done, where's my liquor
>>63799715
they dont even have a puck or anything it was so weird
>>63799755
Sportsnet has the same weird setup, these analyst dumbfucks standing around holding sticks
Finns are shitting on everyone tonight
>>63799736
No.
Yes.
They honestly don't look like a team that should have as many points as they do, But then they get it done. They maybe 11-1-1 after leading after 2 periods this year. but ask any Sens fan and they'll say the 3rd period is the most dire time of any Sens game and theres only ever an intense feeling of dread the entire time.
only way to explain it is meme.
>tfw best team in hockey
>>63799778
I think theyre trying to copy football coverage unfortunately. e!spn does this shit on a fake football field and they actually have the analysts throw a challenge flag in a segment where they say someone made a bad decision. so fucking retarded.
and theyre always holding a football for some stupid reason
>>63799782
Woah that's filthy
I love how the deadwongs ditched filppula to get stephen weiss
If this post ends in dub Ottawa memes thier way to a cup this year.
Kevin Bieksa is looking Norris worthy this season huh ducks fans ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLmWa4t_AGg
just a public advisory be warned about your lives tomorrow. apparently we are all terrorists
hoc, I'm trying to learn how to skate, I need help.
First off, I can't stop with my left foot. Like, when I try to shave ice while moving, my blade goes all wobbly like and I can't get a consistent grip on the ice. Am I just not putting enough weight or what? It's all fucked up and shit.
Also, I'm trying to do crossovers, but I can't skate on my outside edge. I don't know how to balance. Whenever I try to lean on my outside edge, I just fall back down to my other foot. I'm afraid if I bend my skate too much I'll break my ankle. What do I do?
Thanks a lot /hoc/, you're really my only hope.
>>63799870
It was dumb of the C.ucks to sign Bieksa to an extension befor ehe even played a game for them.
>>63799879
you should kill yourself
>mfw the Yotes won tonight
>>63799879
>First off, I can't stop with my left foot. Like, when I try to shave ice while moving, my blade goes all wobbly like and I can't get a consistent grip on the ice. Am I just not putting enough weight or what? It's all fucked up and shit.
Im no expert, but this sounds like your non-dominant foot just isnt strong enough yet.
>Also, I'm trying to do crossovers, but I can't skate on my outside edge. I don't know how to balance. Whenever I try to lean on my outside edge, I just fall back down to my other foot. I'm afraid if I bend my skate too much I'll break my ankle. What do I do?
And this sounds like you need push off stronger.
>>63799879
I find pushing off with my heel helps turning
@craigsmorgan
Ducks Ryan Getzlaf said this: "Its hard when you come into a building that's dead. Nothing against the fans. It's hard to fill a big bldg."
>>63799905
Like on your inside foot? That sounds like it makes sense. The outside foot I feel like you're being counter productive.
>>63799902
>Im no expert, but this sounds like your non-dominant foot just isnt strong enough yet.
I've been walking on it for years though. How do I get it stronger?
>>63799924
The Ducks didn't even have a fanbase until they won a cup.
>>63799905
>I find pushing off with my heel helps turning
jesus christ dont you ski or something? youre not supposed to push off on turns you just want to hit that angle. maybe you think pushing into the angle is "pushing off" but telling someone to push is wrong
>>63787990
I thought that was Brienne of Tarth from the thumbnail.
>>63799971
Ducks have always had a devoted fanbase despite being a small market west coast team
>>63800005
>devoted
watch their games, their building is always at least half empty.
>>63799985
> youre not supposed to push off on turns you just want to hit that angle.
How do you maintain speed then? What's the point of crossing over when you have more balance and control with two feet firmly planted?
>>63799879
Kill yourself if you didn't skate as a kid
>tfw no hulk bf
>>63800061
its fucking hard to word obviously you need to push off to keep speed but youre not supposed to direct your pushing off at the heel or anything.
you always use the whole blade to push off otherwise youre being inefficient. the whole point is to get the blade into the correct angle and then push off with the whole blade. you use your whole body weight and lean and legs to skate so why would you say oh yeah to turn just use your heel m8
>>63800075
I skated a little bit, like once a year. Neither of my parents gave a shit about sports, and my brothers didn't give a shit about hockey.
I can skate forward pretty well, I can turn, I can skate backwards (not well enough to play defense yet), I can do stops on my right foot. I mean I got basic stuff down, I need to work on fundamentals so I can get the advance stuff.
>>63799879
Practice your c cuts to get stronger on your edges. Start with inside edges then when you get gud enough practice with your outside edges as well.
>>63800090
>tfw pens hulk fan is dead
just saw the debbies bj's puck possession call and what a load of horseshit was that? it would be so easy to call it either way to call with the fucking goal and the original call you faggots
is dog elite?
its 1:15am. I'm kinda drunk. should I get really drunk and give no fucks or should I stop drinking? I have to be up at 9:30 tomorrow because I'm making the turkey, stuffing, corn bread, gravy, and sweet potatoes tomorrow
>>63800272
stop drinking, go pull the trigger in your toilet too
Top 5 Advanced Guards
>1 Price
>2 Lundqvist
>3 Holtby
>4 Schneider
>5 Jones
>>63800272
>Getting drunk the day before Thanksgiving
Are you retarded?
>>63800282
definitely not drunk enough to have puking be worthwhile I'm a full on alcohol. basically if I get ful on drunk I'll have a regular hangover tomorrow and if I dont I'll wake up like a baby
>>63800329
are you in high school? this is the 2nd biggest party day of the year after NYE since all the college kids are home. I just got back and wanna know if I should drink some more
>>63800345
>are you in high school?
No I'm 23. I never partied the day before Thanksgiving, even when in college. That sounds stupid. You're going to feel like shit on the biggest eating day of the year. You drink either tomorrow night or Friday night senpai.
Also, you're on 4chan, so you're clearly not partying.
>>63800293
>Jones
Jones is inconsistent as hell, put him in a high pressure game and he'll shit it up
>>63800354
I mean just try googling it I'm 23 also '92 fuck yeah. but yes this is the second biggest party day of the year because its the day before a holiday so everyone is home and its not christmas eve so half the people arent doing family xmas eve stuff.
but yes I'm on 4chan too which is why I came home at 1 and not 4. I'm also doing a fuck ton of cooking tomorrow because its the only thing that makes me happy besides drinking and watching hockey
I don't think there is one single thing is this world that can make malkin more happy than him scoring a goal. just look at his fucking face and tell me you've been that happy before
>tfw all the underage kids are at their grandparents house
/hoc/ has been nice and comfy today whatever could be the reason?
>>63800525
are you a man with a vagina as well?
>>63800523
>tfw no publix sub right now
RACE
WAR
NOW
>>63800611
jews arent a race get your memes straight. kikes are kikes
past the point of giving a shit
at least we will win the grey coupe next weekend
>>63800640
>we
filtered
>rags
>lelqvist
>tfw Connor Murphy will never get his stick tangled in not one but both of your skates
>>63800640
>Edmonton
>Winning anything
Nice try.
>>63800644
>taking sports seriously
what a week for injuries :(
>>63789764
Seguin
Ovechkin
Doughty
Serious question.
How did Jamie Benn get so good without becoming a meme? The dude is a legit art ross contender but for some reason he is not a meme like Crosby, Seguin, Tavares, Kessel, Datsyuk, Toews, Kane etc
>>63800983
He's never been a meme because there never was high expectations, he was a 5th rounder who heated up in his 2nd season in junior.
Look up his production rates pre-Seguin trade, he absolutely exploded out of the dub and never looked back. Benn drives the bus offensively and sets the tone physically, he elevated Seguin from depth scoring centre to 1st line player within a few seasons.
>>63801062
How are you Canada?
This game is pretty comfy now 2bh. Just took a little customizing
>no games today
Shit league
>>63801786
but look at tomorrow's starting times.
>>63801901
Yeah, tomorrow's lineup is pretty good, but I need my fix every day dude
>>63798505
>playoff flashbacks
>"born to lose" clearly seen written on the side of his helmet
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63799872
>taking memes irl
>"why do you hate freedom?"
Can someone explain why Henrique's goal in last night's Devils-BJs game was cancelled? What did Campbell's contact with the puck had to do with anything?
>>63802169
Rules state that the play should be called dead during a delayed penalty when the offending team gets possession off the puck. But refs usually call the play dead as soon as a player in the offending team touches the puck.
What happened yesterday was that the offending team touched the puck, but the play wasn't called dead and the deviles scored seconds later. The refs overturned the goal and called that the play should have been called off in the earlier situation.
The problem here seem to center around if the rules are unclear and/or if the refs are making a good or a bad interpertation of the rules.
It's a problem that NHL should adress and decide upon one interpretation and/or rewrite the rule.
So I wouldn't say that the devils got screwed by the refs. Rather that they maybe got screwed by the system.
>>63802254
>Rules state that the play should be called dead during a delayed penalty when the offending team gets possession off the puck
FUCK, why couldn't I remember that from NHL '96??????
>>63802254
and thanks for explaining ruotsi
>tfw last night
>>63802273
No problemo
>>63802277
>needing a shootout against a pacifishit team
Ayyyyy
>>63802277
you're welcome.
>>63802301
am I welcome in Finland too? I want to come and work there. Maybe I can stay with you for a while and you can teach me the hockey
>>63802309
>grease
>>63802334
exactly
>thanksgiving morning
>shitposting on /hoc/
just fuck my life up
>>63802381
>americans need a whole special day to just say thanks
kek
>>63802407
It's thanks to the injuns for making poor decisions
That and eating
>>63802407
What are you thankful for, my mongolian friend?
>>63802381
>>63802446
oh this is today?
>giving pardon/clemency to a turkey
>letting people rot in jail waiting for their execution, while more than half of the times they 're innocent
What about your 4th and 6th amendment on trial by jury and "cruel and unusual punishment"? EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT. RETURN TO YOUR EVERYDAY ROUTINE. EVERYTHING IS ALLRIGHT.
>>63802446
being born in finland. The greatest country in the world senpai.
>>63802471
Pay debnts
>>63802471
Shut the fuck up
>>63802489
eh, debatable.
>>63802489
>tfw not Finnish
>>63801155
I miss Yak already ;_;
Do you miss Barkov like this? When will he be back? I like him as a player I don't buy into the memes.
>>63802612
he is already back
>>63802700
>>63802700
>>63802700
>>63802700
UUSI NEW NY
UUSI NEW NY
>>63802659
Nice, his hand is all good? Is he back with Jagr & Hubs?
>>63799924
I was at the game, it was surprisingly packed, getzlaf find just mad because he's balding AND regressing
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